The Worst "Viral Videos" with Drew Gooden

[@Danny-Gonzalez]

Hey Greg I hope you enjoy this collab make sure you check out Drew’s channel if you’re not already subscribed!

[@matthewbe2thiccbeswick121]

I lobe you

[@drewisgooden]

They definitely already are but thanks anyway!

[@abrilmartinez3968]

notifications on, also net week its my birthday you think you can wish me a hbd?

[@avaluggin]

ur butt smells

[@elltamburro]

i love you, you’re gorgeous and yeah you can marry me if you want

[@drewisgooden]

Drew and Danny in the same video?? Yeah..... I GOTTA GO

[@Goozzie]

Drew Gooden #GreglyStinker

[@ernie4828]

Drew Gooden YES

[@pauline9970]

*IM SICK*

[@adventuretimeness222]

Please make “I GOTTA GO” merch!!

[@soupsnakes181]

Me too

[@sarahnelson9167]

I was ready for it to be 22 minutes straight of them watching the same video over and over again and Drew just gets even more mad with each video

[@gummidon1618]

Sarah Nelson that would be an awesome video

[@veghead05]

😂😂😂

[@markus8756]

I thought Danny was the one that got mad

[@cathleenmudong2289]

Same

[@greasygambini3852]

Sarah Nelson and Danny just stays happy cause he loves the video

[@bubblyb4785]

as an asian, i can confirm that i have a personal duck chef. we gave up on trying to stop him, he keeps cooking

[@MoondustManwise]

As a white lady I have to cook it all myself, which is tragic as I have to feed my 30 children

[@Rrougenoir]

@@MoondustManwise I have to feed my 30 ducks instead

[@animallover5843]

Just shove them in the oven Danny wanna eat that duck

[@carlybarker6180]

why would you try to stop him? he’s just trying to make a living in this cold, harsh world 🥺

[@cellblocknine5385]

Wait do you really? You actually taught the duck how to cook for you??

[@mathmachine474]

10:35 I like how by kid #1 he's already freaked out. Like, what did you expect? Her to say she has kids, and then to not have any kids?

[@katec2886]

he was expecting a bunch of baby goats

[@RavenclawNimbus]

I'm glad someone else noticed how odd it is that he was freaking out so fast XD Like, you say you love kids and then freak out the second one appears

[@sethholton8597]

i fink he was surprised that she brought them with her in the first place, then at the sheer numbrage of the kiddos -seth

[@Trollestiatumblur]

It’s because she already had them with her without talking to him first. If I went on a first date and they said “btw I have a kid and I can’t find a babysitter”, I wouldn’t assume she brought the kid with her?? What if I said no or to reschedule the date?? 💀

[@Pugkin5405]

​@@TrollestiatumblurWhat would they do, leave it by themselves? Saying they can't find a babysitter kinda implies they brought them.along plus the whole "I like kids" thing

[@Sophia-ks9yu]

Sparknotes version of this video: 1. Alien prank 2. I GOT TO GO

[@fancyoil216]

Soap yeah! Now I can ace my test! Thanks Soap!

[@jasonsnusberry3654]

I GOT..... to stay here karen plz I'm tired

[@pissapocalypse]

Straight guy white guy

[@jasonsnusberry3654]

@@pissapocalypse not going guy staying guy tired guy

[@user-en7dx1qp3k]

I think that they're saying that both of these accounts are fundamentally the same, spamming you with the exact same video over and over again. That's why Danny included Drew in this video, they're the same person after all.

[@emmy-ci5cl]

"this guy got cactus foot* .. *immediate giggling from two grown men*

[@dbark09db]

I replayed that too many times.

[@KingOfGaymes]

I mean it’s hilarious

[@iicecone]

1 grown man* the other one is a clone

[@michaelaandre]

Toxic_ cotton which ones the clone though

[@kingayy9267]

"the Greg"

[@gotomyprofile6918]

I’m Asian and the skit “when bae is Asian” is 100% accurate, whenever I am going to prepare food. A duck in an apron is summoned and starts cooking.

[@kweilo764]

It's what we do 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

[@plaguerat7015]

I’m also Asian and I can verify this

[@mmj9934]

I'm a duck so I can verify this.

[@hummusthedog_6747]

I am an apron an I can verify this

[@hsmacaraig]

I’m food and I can confirm this.

[@nopenotatall397]

I imagine Rob has a chronic diarrhea problem and he has to go to the bathroom because he shits in stressful situations but is too embarrassed to tell anybody

[@los3r426]

making the situation even more stressful

[@pisscvre69]

Hey my names not rob! Anyway i got to go

[@mammoneymelon]

rob actually just has ibs and doesn't wanna tell anyone about it

[@the93rdturd21]

If rob shits himself it's probably because of that sound that plays every time something happens

[@labrxx]

My thoughts exactly.

[@maji3192]

Therapist: Rob, your addiction to leaving is hurting the ones you love. Rob: *already opening the door* I GOTTA GO!

[@kakyoinnoriaki5448]

speed wagon is waifu yes he is

[@kakyoinnoriaki5448]

Facts

[@spookymcfakename]

Hew Fanshawe FAX

[@giorno1055]

Speed wagon.........

[@swine13]

They should have redone it but the chick is a bouncer for some executive bathroom and shes like "state your purpose" then hes like "i gotta go" and starts going through the toilet door but the bouncer stops him "wheres you ID card?" "I GOT. TO GO."

[@sleepyexe644]

As someone from Asia, I love it when my professional duck comes out and makes me my lunch

[@PissyLissy]

What country in Asia are you from?

[@rahellseddek8540]

@@PissyLissy Igotago, China

[@bignutsac1133]

me too 😩 food cooked by my personal professional duck is the best food

[@misojimo2154]

i’m asian too and same here! i heard french people have a rat who helps them cook. it’s the same for us asians and having a duck as an assistant! my professional duck is so chill tbh he’s so good at cooking

[@cellblocknine5385]

Wait has that really happened to you???

[@Frebbez]

"She's got hotdogs in her mouth" "I love hotdogs" "I love hotdogs" "She loves hotdogs" "If she doesn't she's having a miserable time"

[@sh0tgunsh1pping]

@@PrettyPreston fellas is it gay to have a mouthful of sausage

[@PrettyPreston]

@@sh0tgunsh1pping wait no-

[@Psycul]

@@PrettyPreston Of course a straight person wouldn't think about something they said 'sounds gay'. They don't think that way! 😂

[@PrettyPreston]

@@Psycul i messed up :pensive:

[@Psycul]

@@PrettyPreston I'm sorry if I made you feel bad about what you said or if you were uncomfortable with what I said. That wasn't my intention, it just thought it was interesting enough to point out. I didn't actually think you needed to delete your comment, I just thought it was a lil goofy

[@davisthedaviskids2574]

Woman:I have kids Rob: I love kids Woman: **Shows kids** Rob: **Visible confusion**

[@alkaalkaFAKE]

Those aren’t sound effects, rob lives in a war zone

[@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494]

Maybe while he's there he can find Amanda?

[@redacted4695]

@@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 only if hes in afganistan then yes but i think shes too focused on her side mission

[@Max-me9ol]

Thats the downside of living in chicago

[@thebig_fart]

the explosions are so annoying though lol and that is true

[@redacted4695]

@@thebig_fart true lol

[@nailedit8592]

As an Asian, I can confirm ducks cook all our food. That’s the secret recipe to every Asian dish.

[@mai-ph9yo]

nailed it Right. Even all the Indian vegetarian dishes. They all have d u c k. Rob is a fucking genius 😢

[@sbbs3534]

@@mai-ph9yo no you misunderstand, all Asian food, including Indian vegetarian food is cooked BY the ducks. You see, Asians learnt to train duck chefs back in the 5th century and have not cooked a single meal since. The More You Know🌈

[@Tw0Dots]

No wonder Asian food is so cash

[@elisampson3150]

stop dont reveal our secrets

[@butimawitchwiththreediplom3340]

I must also confirm. Being mixed I have to cook with my duck (I only received half the training)

[@georgiabischoff5593]

He starts looking worried about her kids as soon as the first girl comes out like....... one kid is actually the bare minimum amount of kids she could have........... what were you expecting

[@brendanmontoya4045]

Well this one is obvious. He clearly was expecting a duck not human kids

[@jguitarman2380]

British Wizard hahaha

[@blaze1_1]

Half a kid

[@aisha5156]

@@brendanmontoya4045 Oh, of course.

[@basicallystevenuniverse511]

I know, like one child- WHAT WAS HE EXPECTING

[@theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee]

"Is the duck the one that's cooking?" has the same energy as "your telling me a shrimp cooked this rice?"

[@afellowpotato]

I'm just replying so you can see how many likes you got

[@Zulkak1357]

​@@afellowpotatoNot that much considering this comment is 2 year olds

[@afellowpotato]

@@Zulkak1357 I dunno, I think 757 likes is a lot

[@raymondthecartoonenjoyer4803]

​@@Zulkak1357can you imagine that many people irl ??? Thats a LOT

[@mamesmck5236]

"I wanna see the Butts. I wanna see the meat tent. I wanna see the underwear." I'm guessing the "Drew and Danny out of context " videos are actually quite unnerving.

[@ross9944]

i need that series of sentences on a tee shirt

[@RavenclawNimbus]

I'm sure they are hahaha

[@jenn_and_juice]

the meat tent grouped with those other things does sound suspicious xD

[@reagantorrey69]

"How did you get in here...?" *_"Through the toilet."_*

[@juiceboxfrog]

when you gotta go, you gotta go.

[@joshbarger6710]

Do you have 90 minutes?

[@corvus3835]

Hahaha he references fortnight

[@scoutsleftnut13]

ok

[@caseym4007]

StrikeCorvus you smooth braid troglodyte you still like fortnight!?!?

[@brittmg13]

I literally can never tell when Drew is being serious he always sounds like he's being sarcastic it's stressful

[@Junya01]

That's their comedy. It's pretty subtle.

[@justasmltwngir1732]

and danny always sounds like he's being subtly serious

[@jeonghansupremacist]

i'm 1000

[@thebigz420]

brittmg13 its all a joke lol

[@Checkfins]

Josh O I’m guessing your favorite tv show is the office

[@catasrophieGrrl]

I'm actually heading to my Dad's funeral and when they said "Do you want to come to my Dad's funeral tonight?" and the reply was "Fuck you!" I laughed far too hard. Thanks for that laugh, much needed.

[@uglysongsforuglysouls]

Hope you’re well 💕

[@ChrisSmith-po3di]

Hope you're all good man

[@angrybirdswithsharpclaws]

i know this comment was from a while ago but i hope you’re doing ok

[@6scarlet668]

Hope ur doing well now ❤

[@ryansburnttoast]

Sorry for your loss! Hope you’re feeling well!

[@somnamla]

Two bros chillin in a room, 5 inch apart cuz they're the same

[@Elietaisfairy]

Sorry for being the 70th like. I took your 69 away 😱

[@sock9107]

Eyyyy, your pfp is Deckard

[@shrxvxni07]

JAJAJAJAJA

[@cheesegorditacrunch]

They look nothing alike even though they have the same clothes, eye colors, noses, necks, personalities, lips, and stuff yet they look nothing alike

[@orangeb7052]

Yinx Yonx • 19,345 years ago MmMmMmMm it’s almost like it’s a joke

[@Swagstufff]

Everybody asks where’s he going, and why’s he going, but no one asks how’s he going :(

[@miller1020]

Swag Stufff underrated comment

[@fancyoil216]

Everyone asks, *where’s* Waldo. But no one asks *hows* Waldo.

[@agneebags]

Paige Last Name r/imforteenandthisisdeep

[@kurubyy]

Pink Lasagna r/wowyouhaveredditallofusreallycarethanks

[@sourspirit4333]

Because HE GOTTA GO

[@HYLOBRO]

I could not imagine directing an Asian girl in a skit, and telling her to talk more “asian-y” and hold this duck while you do it.

[@animallover5843]

I never understood how white people could make asian or black people do racist stuff for the camera

[@ayszhang]

Money and clout. Also some people are so oblivious that they don't realize it's racist

[@dancingdani25]

@@animallover5843 it's strange that she would even agree to do that.

[@animallover5843]

@@dancingdani25 Its so odd..

[@Takimeko]

@@dancingdani25 She's prob, like, a friend of his and he was just like "Oh, can you be in this thing i'm doing? Don't worry about the racist things i'm asking you to do, it's just a funny joke!"

[@stephenbartell8648]

This guy's so cool. He has one act, he has funny vlog, and he has a girlfriend, and they're very funny and they say things like "let's go get a sandwhich." You guys gotta see it. This guy's crazy. He's seven feet tall, he's a hundred pounds, and he wears big shirts and he lifts them up.

[@justasmltwngir1732]

so true

[@calowenby1654]

Ah yes, the man who lifts his big shirts up.

[@3ggPankak3s]

i never realized just how ridiculous the intro was help😭 ive watched this video 100 times throughout the last 4 years

[@CarolineCalvano]

now this i gotta see

[@hayberdasher8625]

ok FYAD

[@Jellsyn.]

Danny: "How did you get here?" Drew: "Through the toilet" *awkward silence*

[@Jellsyn.]

@WheatStack 😂

[@lilybean7112]

Love yer profile pic

[@sprinklesomestardust2836]

I ligit died there 😂

[@gloomztoonz9787]

"Okay." "Okay."

[@danceskii7877]

Okay Okay

[@HazyJ28]

"When bae have a lot of kids" "Yeah, sometimes she do" *chuckles awkwardly* xD

[@anniebleveans3682]

Hazy J damn 1.8k likes and no replies

[@1738-u7c]

Exdee

[@mavenstorm]

Oof

[@pris1145]

I literally read that as soon as they said it in the video

[@oatesnmilk]

Sometimes you two sound like aliens trying to imitate straight guys

[@redacted5078]

Honestly

[@eggwhitepopcorn2918]

Gayliens

[@ayellowpapercrown6750]

That’s because they are

[@serendipitygate9223]

Grape Wood and white guys

[@molono1451]

Straight white guy=👽

[@rizd13]

it just feels like i’m watching two best friends having a sleepover and staying up late on the family computer

[@raymondthecartoonenjoyer4803]

Thats essentially all Danny and Drew collabs lmao

[@owen2877]

My two favourite baby faced ex Viners are collaborating, thank the lord 😂

[@nobody-en3oh]

O W E N two? it’s one person. he’s collabing with himself

[@autumnokeson]

I love how drew is wearing Danny’s Merch but Danny himself isn’t. It’s like he forced drew into the sweatshirt.

[@crackedemerald4930]

Plot twist: Danny wet his shirt on purpose so he had to change

[@zeni-8192]

My dad: I'm going to buy some milk. Me: why? We have milk. My dad: I GOT TO GO

[@nman551]

A classic

[@viv1593]

My dad says he’s going to home depo lol

[@rachelengland334]

OH. MY. FUCKING. GOD. I LAUGHED SO HARD-

[@alyssabrookeg17]

i choked LMAO

[@beatsbycommissioner]

Viv * depot

[@wa_ge]

Drew proved that even a dumb catch phrase like “I gotta go” can be funny if the right person gives effort into making it funny.

[@RavenclawNimbus]

I mean, it's always funny if it's Drew XD

[@rainajaime469]

@@RavenclawNimbus i mean he's just funny i mean look at his face. so goddamn funny

[@satsujin-shathewitchkingof6185]

Hot take but i don't actually like Drew's delivery of I gotta go,I definitely prefer Rob's delivery (even if he doesn't use it in a way that's particularly funny)

[@fernanda2577]

Danny has: blue eyes, brown hair, dg as his initials, a blonde wife, and has a KZbin account. Drew has: blue eyes,brown hair, dg as his initials, a blonde wife, and has a KZbin account.

[@TheEmbessyNetwork]

Oooooooh ok ok. Now I know who's who. I was confused for a sec...whew!

[@samst3r]

You forgot straight guy white guy straight guy. Most important part

[@sashasmurx]

I’m sorry, but Danny’s eyes are baby blue, and Drew’s eyes are a different shade of baby blue. Get it right.

[@jonahvandermel]

DG stands for Different Guys

[@mat-sw6pj]

they both love hotdogs

[@pleaseenteraname6825]

"he's 7 feet tall, he's 100 pounds" dudes made of straight bones

[@ilovemusicssooomuch283]

not gay bones...straight bones 😋 ok sorry

[@hajidle]

@@ilovemusicssooomuch283 say sorry again now

[@ilovemusicssooomuch283]

@@hajidle I'm really really sorry please forgive me 🙁

[@hajidle]

@@ilovemusicssooomuch283 I'll think about it

[@Flyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy]

@@hajidle you done thinking?

[@fatimagebara4428]

The epitome of humour is Drew and Danny saying things at the same time

[@smolbean3056]

*your profile picture is my life*

[@keith1078]

Swa Ine Kim keith is superior

[@smolbean3056]

@@keith1078 I can agree

[@beefandcheddar693]

I read this in my head as you screaming.

[@tigergrace6237]

As someone who is not Asian but lived in Asia, all my friends had personal duck chefs. Every time I wanted to make food for them, they had to pull it out and it took over my kitchen! Hard to clean up after, honestly

[@emikemi1460]

i love when you two talk at the same time and i have to choose who to listen to

[@USBmi]

Emi Kemi oh my godddd I love that too !!

[@moonflower8890]

Emi Kemi same

[@kingofcarrotflowers1402]

When that happened I had to go

[@pedsterr43v]

Saaaame connectioooonnnn

[@vinimooraess]

Its cool because there is replayability in the video, you can watch it two times and focus on the other guy

[@leo8812]

I can’t believe that there’s now *two* people on KZbin wow

[@adventuretimeness222]

Leo hahahaha I was just thinking that

[@veinerschnoozle6776]

Leo there's still only one person, Drew's just going crazy and talking to this "Danny" person, but he doesn't actually exist?

[@Partycipant]

Two people? I thought it was the same guy twice. Like a matrix glitch or something.

[@puffy77]

@@Partycipant it is the same person.

[@zachlap3020]

There are 0 people because danny is a danny and drew is Greg and Greg isn’t a person

[@retro-r0t]

Okay sometimes I really have no idea who's channel I'm actually on

[@breadbin4833]

vktrs me too it’s scary

[@breadbin4833]

vktrs once I was watching drew for like two hours and then I realized it was Danny

[@iwanttopetacat5500]

@@breadbin4833 *that's a big oof right there.*

[@leesaysstuff]

i just realized this was on danny's channel

[@Emily.Russell]

Same

[@exveemonking]

10:38 I love how Rob looks surprised/disappointed after she brings in the first kid. Like, what was he expecting? For the kids to be invisible?

[@CharlieTheTexan]

_"It's my show, but... I'm honored to be here."_

[@phoenixjackson7411]

I didn't realize how similar their voices are until Drew was impersonating Danny perfectly...

[@ingalaksafosssimonsen964]

Timestamp?

[@euguinn9524]

@@ingalaksafosssimonsen964 0:00

[@imamysty2636]

What impersonation

[@chloedoglover9500]

@@imamysty2636 when he was trying to do his intro at the very beginning

[@evoltra065]

@@ingalaksafosssimonsen964 5:52

[@yuliyanikolaivich]

The power duos of youtube :- • Danny and Drew. • Cody and Noel.

[@bocajzemog]

Cody and noel 100%

[@kelseyf5633]

YES

[@minhpham-yh9qn]

Pewdiepie and vox

[@yuliyanikolaivich]

Imallexx and James marriott

[@twenty.one.oofs.3849]

•Ryan and Danny

[@yaangausumaki9183]

When Bae is Asian: Boy: "bae! You've never been Asian!" Girl: "uh.." Boy: "when did you change into Asian!?" Girl: "I got to go." Boy: "where are you going?" Girl: "I GOT TO GO"

[@yaangausumaki9183]

@@username1150 tysm

[@enviedshark6635]

I'm glad to see there's finally another person putting videos on this site. It felt so awkward with Drew being the only KZbinr.

[@williameyelash8053]

EnviedShark IKR!!! jeez about time

[@ninaz2113]

YES FOR THE PAST 13 YEARS DREW HAS BEEN THE ONLY KZbinR. Jk

[@A_Wise_Pleb]

sp7 autumn, cib, james, and steven ARE LIFE you didn’t have to say jk

[@h.o7259]

"Who is searching #boys!?" Danny doesn't know about thirteen year old girls

[@aleta14]

nyχ SHDGHSGSHSBSBSB

[@breadbin4833]

69th like eyyyyy

[@jhahsbbandn]

Proly coming from a 13 yo girl

[@phoebemott6976]

the same people are searching #girls

[@shadybeashooketh1911]

nine*

[@thedevilgoose2482]

For April Fool’s Day, the channel should upload, like, ‘I’m Leaving KZbin’ or something and it’s actually *ALIEN PRANK GONE WRONG*

[@randomkword]

That wouldn’t be a surprise:/

[@roxxjamie85]

That would be perfect

[@cheekeemonkee2771]

*ig

[@itsbeebaby]

OMFG YES

[@taydreash4924]

That would be a very good* birthday surprise for me.

[@Sadbodybuilder]

The duck wearing the apron gives me “you telling me a shrimp fried this rice” vibes

[@olivia.martin]

I love it when Mom and Dad collab

[@lilyteeling4568]

Olivia Martin who’s the mom and who’s the dad

[@dejadeusarmicuenta6738]

Lily Teeling456 both i dunno

[@sabrinasteele6958]

Lily Teeling456 yes

[@wtk.alexis1172]

Danny’s 100% the mom

[@izdihar6207]

Danny’s the mom fite me mate

[@kaiyajones5555]

These two need a show together

[@frishki]

You mean a shower?

[@sydneyking2714]

exexex Hell yeah

[@login6701]

exexex Tf😂

[@joshodyssey4036]

And what are we watching right now then?

[@kaiyajones5555]

Josh Odyssey a KZbin video.

[@sarabushen]

“JUST THIS LETTERRRR” mixed with “road work ahead?” name a more iconic duo

[@fordsrest]

Hey road work, are you ahead? JUST THIS SIGN! EYY! EYY! jonothan, i sure hope it does.

[@sarabushen]

jose plaza 😂😂😂

[@fordsrest]

i thought that wasn't really good lol.

[@RoastFlea61]

Just this road work ahead Jonathan i sure hope it does

[@emwrsk]

sara bushen Lmao

[@trashcan2926]

this is my favorite danny and drew video. they just act like friends goofing around and showing each other cringey/funny stuff. it makes it so much sweeter and funnier.

[@notveryniceatall]

Why do you talk like that

[@Caroline-wo7rm]

Wow he did a collab with himself

[@weatherboy8252]

ikr

[@lani5592]

This is my like because you’re at 420 don’t wanna mess that up 🤷🏽‍♀️

[@robynd4546]

impressive split-screen effect

[@Sam-ec7fs]

coz he is just as lonely as me

[@nutty232]

Narwhal Navy no, dats greg

[@glittersoop]

i would like a shirt with G E R G spelled out in comic sans

[@reverseesrever2985]

quinnwashere new Drew merch

[@BorneoIs]

Thats not comic sans

[@pissapocalypse]

I want "Gerg has been slapped by legal"

[@dumbalek6001]

Excuse you, that's Amatic

[@strawberrygoldfiish8606]

Maggatrix grge

[@mreid86]

You guys need to collab more--

[@Liaslovelylifee]

He’s got to go

[@thecstineman]

i love that drew in danny's videos is always insane, and danny in drew's videos is always insane, but then on their own channels when they are by themselves they are normal-ish

[@valerie3598]

I am Asian and I can confirm that ducks cook for us every meal.

[@abbyellis9575]

i love your pfp

[@samanthaswann5071]

Like a Disney princess

[@teukukeanu3078]

Woah,i get chickens cook for me

[@quality17]

Perks of being Asian

[@yoshii9263]

I double that

[@hiitsnicetomeetyou]

"I'm a sucker for underwear" I have questions but I'm scared of the answers

[@ernie4828]

Your Not-So-Local Trash RIGHT

[@emmablowguns]

Your Not-So-Local Trash Obviously drew is a notorious underwear sucker

[@littlevickietee]

and that's why I gotta go

[@existeeart2440]

;^))))

[@banjobill8420]

*PANTY RAAIIIIIDDD*

[@Mantella4606]

The new fan base name, ‘GERG.’

[@trulygreg7620]

I did look it up (sorry Danny) and it actually said that Greg is

[@deisydelgado280]

Etriton Sejdijaj you can look it up now

[@smolbean3056]

*the fastest growing army on the internet*

[@garyt.s.368]

That’s Drew’s fan base.

[@fighterisbad]

Yes

[@sillyandcompany5209]

6:44 this reminds me of when I was a little kid and I didn't have a door to my room, I just had see-through curtains. And I was always so scared that something was going to get me, so my mom told me that 'scary men and monsters can't get you because your curtains are magical and they repel the bad guys, there's nothing to worry about'.

[@shirokaxoxo]

So precious ~

[@thewhitepicketfence9136]

"I'm straight guy, white guy" I thought Drew was bi, you know, from how he flirts with Danny on Skype?

[@jaswitha.6700]

he hasnt been bi since he saw jackie's third arm

[@zaida6930]

@@bog_creature LMAOOO that fan fic

[@paininthebox1291]

@@zaida6930 W h a t F a n f i c ?

[@jasmine-hg8fo]

@@paininthebox1291 they made a video on it a while back, they read a fanfic that someone made on the two of them

[@paininthebox1291]

@@jasmine-hg8fo makes more sense now

[@werrywit]

Alternative title: Straight white boy talks to himself for 20 minutes.

[@bluemanbroproro712]

Bruh

[@butterflyexists]

cam plays gta 5 Do you not get it?

[@NathanielSnider1017]

lmao that's Daniel thrasher

[@Androidy]

@@butterflyexists Wrong it's PewDiePie

[@natevemuri9024]

@@Androidy actcHuallYe it's John'sMovies

[@laila751]

Lmao the “I got to go” guy tagged me in his own post with a lot of other random people I watched it and I just thought *i gotta go*

[@maggie2270]

Laila R this is the funniest shit

[@desiresubs6818]

SAME and he keeps tagging me like wtf

[@em8334]

Saaaame

[@bridgegarden1431]

Laila R I HATE IT WHEN INSTAGRAM “COMEDIANS” FO THAT OMG

[@user-lr3ez1qm9z]

Does this happen to anyone else? These random people keep tagging me and like tons of other people in these random videos like I don't even follow him and he kept tagging me so I blocked him.. Ig they do that so their video can get views so they just tag random ppl

[@barbi4264]

I saw this video like 2 years ago. Drew and Danny are really important for me. I live alone more then 3 years,my family and friends are far away. I have some problems,i am lonely,sad,devasteted. But like a month ago,i watched again this video. Every night,i watch it again. They make me happy. Thank you D.G.🖤💜💚

[@icantthinkofaname2180]

*I GOTTA GREG*

[@elizaclarkee_6291]

I can’t think Of a name same

[@Spongeboy-Ahoy]

she danny on my gonzalez until I greg

[@niallvaz737]

I GOTTA GREG

[@heyguyswelcomebacktoanother]

REAL

[@missingsockno.2348]

I wonder what ever went wrong in that alien prank

[@stoneseabolt]

As it turns out, in the end we really find out something really important....he's GOT to GO!

[@tmapaman7080]

Emily Erickson is your grandpas name Leif

[@Mayachuchu13]

He throws a water bottle at the guy in the alien suit’s head I think?

[@libbybollinger5901]

NorskVikingen and her great grandpas name is Erick?

[@Kendakki]

@@tmapaman7080 OH I GET IT

[@MonsterVSAnimal2]

“I like girls’ butts, I’M STRAIGHT!!!” Whoa that was a little too aggressive to be believable..

[@dookiecentral69]

@The FreakShow what did they say? the comment is deleted now

[@althepal234]

Faife I wanna know too

[@coltonwilson]

@Ford Prefect what did she say

[@comma3518]

Gotta clarify after that House of Gold built him a homosexual plot point

[@fax0ne]

Tho most of us agree with them]

[@bubblegumbunny]

I'm only half Asian so unfortunately I don't have a duck to cook for me, I have a goose. A good cook when he wants to be, but most of the time he just causes havoc.

[@rainajaime469]

my goose goes around assualting police officers and yelling that hes, "got to go, i gotta go"

[@eliseymomo8932]

What if Rob just has trouble holding in his bladder and always has to go?

[@afsheensuleman5016]

Yeah, right....

[@rashmi_archana968]

😂😂😂😂

[@okaayushi]

mg

[@breadboi6902]

oh how the turntables...

[@humblesentiments1553]

That explosive noises must be his bowels

[@sleepysmartboy6287]

8:33 Homeboy lasted 12 seconds and acted like SHE was the bad one

[@PrettyPreston]

I GOT TO GO

[@sleepysmartboy6287]

@@PrettyPreston had to go cause he was embarrassed

[@PrettyPreston]

@@sleepysmartboy6287 homeboy be bad

[@narutospersona426]

And she enjoyed it lol

[@pumppumpking]

@@narutospersona426 now that’s the funny part

[@ellejones104]

If u have captions on, every time Danny laughs, it says ‘forced laugher’

[@Sherm131]

aaronsdavis it only does it at 21:08

[@charlieandbrian2687]

Oh yeah I saw that and was like........uhhhhhhh how does that sound forced?😂

[@deadsponge4841]

@aaronsdavis she's not a liar I have it to, you dont have to be so rude

[@amberdoll5215]

It does! I just noticed it bc my captions came on somehow by accident... i found it funny though

[@nctzen127]

the two timestamps you guys replied were him jokingly laughing at the instagram 'comedy' and stuff, so its not one of the parts where he's legitimately laughing

[@ftyropek]

19:23 i love how look alive is playing just a little too loud

[@olivia-vo7od]

When Danny reads out “when bae have a lot of kids” and Drew says “yeah sometime she do haha” I was in tears

[@austincox1709]

Olivia Jade i wasn’t the one that did that

[@amiyaeams8809]

Austin ur last name lol

[@dizzymisslizzy1428]

Danny, you can’t collab with yourself

[@smelly.catboy]

*hufflepuffs are particularly good finders* lmao

[@way2dead4u]

*hufflepuffs are particularly good finders* ah, i see you are also a man of culture

[@boomblor]

Ummm yes he can

[@maybemckenna]

ah wonderful pfp my friend

[@HaileyStAmour]

I mean he can, and he did, in one of his newer videos

[@jackiesolis9039]

You have no idea how long I’ve waited for this

[@ernie4828]

same

[@hiitsnicetomeetyou]

Me too, like 30 years at least

[@TonyTheBrodie]

I want both of them, Cody Ko, and Pyrocynical 😂

[@myahstohel3333]

Jackie Solis yea, it’s about time

[@fordsrest]

I waited since they both got born at the same time because they are the same person.

[@PASTAASAAUCE]

6yrs later and “i got to go” is still stuck in my vocabulary

[@abimorelikeapee]

As a duck I can confirm that every time an Asian girl wants to cook, I am summoned.

[@theladthatknowsstuff9901]

Must get annoying when you try to sleep, right?

[@yestermorrow3223]

As a fellow, (but late to comment), duck, I can confirm.

[@duckgoesmeow9929]

@@yestermorrow3223 mhm

[@SR-fq2jz]

Yes, as a fellow duck, I can relate :)

[@LeftyIsLefty]

YO you also watched peep and the big wide world

[@casper_queen]

Can Danny and drew just make a separate account where they review things together. It would honestly make my day.

[@gummidon1618]

Kelly H20 I second that tbh it would be awesome

[@gummidon1618]

The Grexsome they could do voice calls or something idk

[@bippy201]

It wouldn’t be much different than what they already post separately

[@berniesandersyt9694]

They could just Skype Their love for each other now that Amanda is lost in Afghan

[@gummidon1618]

Baby Pastry and Drew could help with Danny’s constant heart attacks!

[@imtoounimportantforagoodus9598]

"every nudity you've ever seen is in this video" it makes sense there wasn't any when they watched it

[@futur3109]

Virgins for lives despite the wives

[@melissachai]

@@futur3109 69th like

[@Scarfysmom]

You've seen yourself nude though. How unsettling if it was just a nude video of you?

[@rachelleredd8803]

*virgins for lives despite the wives*

[@jmenhart9730]

Two straight guys *missed high five* Pure gold

[@Mira-uf2fo]

mom: gives birth to me dad: i gotta go

[@Jello.brainz]

O shit- DENKI NOO-

[@nman551]

I hate that this made me laugh

[@sock9107]

Mom: But honey- Dad: *I GOT TO GO*

[@sutedz]

That went from 0 to 100 real quick

[@axthxrn]

DENKI NO-

[@heslerreyes8913]

TWO KINGS TOGETHER OMG

[@elodie_camcorder]

*Mom I don't have homework, I'm 27.*

[@random_wickerbeast7177]

23*

[@jamisynmyst9461]

In college it’s backwards

[@_siara]

Even I thought of the bbt reference..

[@jaykyob]

0:31 the sound of the manual zoom i cant

[@aidenwood2273]

I was praying the catchphrase would be “here’s my half of the abortion”

[@user-fs1lc2cj5s]

Aiden Wood 😂😂😂

[@ariagrayson]

...Yeah and his internet career would have been ended by a gazillion feminazis . So his catch phrase being "Got to go" was the more profitable less humiliating route

[@floga10]

Lmfao

[@clownbaby8347]

Argo Grayson most feminists are pro-choice what point are you trying to get across lmao

[@chancehosler1503]

Argo Grayson I'm so confused since when are feminists against getting an abortion

[@ligood]

This is just danny using a split screen

[@softbabeh]

Liana Goodman ikr

[@Kendakki]

No it's one of those apps on the app store which makes more of you

[@majadecuyper7794]

Volt Shock u mean photobooth?

[@Casisgreen]

.. no

[@Kendakki]

@@Casisgreen shut up you uncultured swine

[@hannahsanders760]

Just realized that when the single mom’s kids come in she can’t even come up with fake names for them. She’s like “this is ... and ... and this is my oldest”

[@thesleepydot]

Randall Paquet 😂

[@annaadams9706]

Plus the oldest could babysit bc he’s an adult lmao

[@remyuk]

their names are *[REDACTED]*

[@swine13]

💣💥

[@kylaprice5553]

Also I noticed that he was being dramatic when she only introduced one kid which doesn't even make sense cause it ruins the point of the joke😭😭

[@zakronthesheep]

two vine stars describing vine booms as "that instagram sound effect thing" is fucking wild

[@remesis_]

"What's up Danny it's Greg." -Drew 2018 😂

[@joeymcd3696]

R.H Music U posted this 3 months ago in March. It was 2019 lol

[@-xgachagirlx-3500]

Joey McD the video was posted in 2018

[@joeymcd3696]

R.H Music o shoot I’m dummmmmm lol

[@hopey486]

“I’m a white, straight man and I like butts” “Yes we like GIRL butts”

[@entityfangs5560]

me trying to act straight

[@tenaciouslie]

;))

[@chamilleramirez4894]

Cactiyote same

[@regularjoe5517]

Drew: what about this horse shark? Me: S H O R K

[@afsheensuleman5016]

Or even funnier: hark.

[@inactiveaccount2774]

@Alexander Tijerina (student) hork

[@zap008]

Rorse

[@augustinwinter333]

Vanessa :)

[@andreavaughan1559]

Horshk

[@Gatorboy5678]

0:23 Wait. Remember the Troom Troom spy hack video? He’s using a boot as a camera and Danny made a joke about putting a camera in a boot!

[@Mayoabl]

Yeah!!

[@Jon0007723]

Seeing Danny break character and belly laugh is the best part of this video

[@prod.knorite4035]

me: is born my dad: I GOTTA GO!

[@camilaa.229]

Honestly tho

[@Astarust]

Oof

[@mcdingies]

Story of my life

[@girlsniteout]

SHDJDKDKDKKDKDKD :((

[@Nina-gb4yt]

This hits to close to home ima need you to delete this

[@Jessica-bz1vm]

See, the video was fine, but I never got to see how the alien video ended. So, for that reason... I gotta go.

[@rammbook5620]

Babe!

[@phoenixgracee]

@@dweltstorm but you havent finished the video!

[@ryl7904]

Cats like ice cubes nooo video good for you

[@beeduo9698]

Phoe Phoe Grace I GOT TO GO

[@JRBeast-nw3xg]

This might be the single funniest video I’ve seen. I can’t tell if this is fake or genuine but two guys watching the same video for 5 minutes. It’s great

[@joshstop]

Yknow that scene from Ratatouille where remey talks about how good cheese and strawberries are separately, and then he puts them together? *thats this video*

[@leafeater2206]

Biach its cheese and STRAWBERRIES

[@ZhaneAlliyah]

Grapes and cheese sound awful tbh

[@SrTacoman]

I just watched the movie bc of your comment and I hate to tell u but it’s cheese and strawberries

[@joshstop]

vhubvencejnicneionifcn shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh dont expose me

[@clarinerd123]

G R A P E S

[@gunk6774]

They use sarcasm so much that I actually don’t know if they are talking sincerely or are being sarcastic

[@matthewdavis8774]

Post-ironic

[@sairkive]

cody, noel, drew & danny dearest fathers pls make this happen

[@oo4758]

cynthia pink Tom Hardy? He is the dad to end all dads. G.

[@pinkbutterfly413]

PLEASE MAKE THIS HAPPEN I BEG OF YOU

[@lindsaykeough622]

AND EDDY BURBACK

[@allysonspangler1017]

THATS ALL I NEED

[@keiraduband]

YESSSS