Bleach (S) Abridged Ep15 - "Stealthy As All Jazz"

((It's likely this episode will be removed for copyright and be gone for anywhere up to a month, so be warned. After it goes down it WILL be back later))
--Project Mouthwash's Bleach (S) Abridged Season 3 Episode 15--
Aizen sends two of his most elite soldiers to invade the human world, aiming to track down Ichigo. Simultaneously, Ichigo struggles with crippling, complicated identity issues.
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PRODUCTION CREDITS-----
Recording - Aaron Robert Parnell, Jerome Yoo, Ken Tynan, Logan Laidlaw
Written/Edited by Logan Laidlaw
Editing by Logan Laidlaw
Recorded at ProjectMouthwashHQ
CAST-----
Ichigo Kurosaki - Logan Laidlaw
Shinji Hirako - Ken Tynan
White - Logan Laidlaw
Old Man Zangetsu - Aaron Robert Parnell
Karin Kurosaki - Corey Woods
Ulquiorra Cifer - Logan Laidlaw
Yammy Llargo - Malcolm Stead
Yasutora “Chad” Sado - Logan Laidlaw
Orihime Inoue - Katrina Salisbury
Tatsuki Arisawa - Corey Woods
Kisuke Urahara - Logan Laidlaw
Yoruichi Shihoin - Cassandra Cavalli
Uryu Ishida - Joe Johnson
Ryuken Ishida - Logan Laidlaw
MEDIA USED-----
Hello Sleepwalkers - Hyakkiyakou(Opening)
Two Steps From Hell - Black Hat
Bleach OST - Phenomena
Bleach OST - Soundscape to Ardor
Bleach OST - Number One's One Else
Two Steps From Hell - Fields Of Blood
Bleach OST - Number One RMB_Mix
Bleach OST - Cometh The Hour(Part A_Opus3_Choir and Guitars)
Two Steps From Hell - Birth Of A Hero
Bleach OST - Dominio Del Chad
Ore, Twintails Ni Narimaru OST - Elemerian Moukou
EPISODE LIST
S1 Episode 1: Phoom! Broken Spine! - www.dailymotion.com/video/x37q0do
S1 Episode 2: The Good, The Bad And The Malsumis - • Video
S1 Episode 3: I Can Hear You Laughing - • Video
S1 Episode 4: Skull And Bones Society - • Video
S1 Episode 5: My Bones May Shatter - • Bleach (S) Abridged Ep...
S2 Episode 6: I'm Gonna Kick Your Axe - • Bleach (S) Abridged Ep...
S2 Episode 7: His Mother Was A Train - • Bleach (S) Abridged Ep...
S2 Episode 8: 500 Episodes Too Early - • Bleach (S) Abridged Ep...
S2 Episode 9: Bleach's A Bridge - • Bleach (S) Abridged Ep...
S2 Episode 10: Wait! There's More! - • Bleach (S) Abridged Ep...
S2 Episode 11: Stop Doing That Thing You Do - • Bleach (S) Abridged Ep...
S2 Episode 12: Bitch Be Grobin' - • Video
S2 Episode 13: Sealed Sword Frenzy - • Bleach (S) Abridged Ep...
S2 Movie 1: Memories Of Nobody - • Bleach (S) Abridged: M...
S3 Episode 14: Revenge Is Pizza - • Bleach (S) Abridged Ep...
S3 Episode 15: Stealthy As All Jazz - • Bleach (S) Abridged Ep...
S3 Episode 16: The Groban Curse - • Bleach (S) Abridged Ep...
S3 Episode 17: Combat Aesthetic - • Video
S3 Episode 18: Panther's Claw - • Video
S3 Episode 19: Villainous. Victorious. Venomous - ???
S3 Episode 20: 300 Episodes Too Early - ???
S3 Episode 21: The Train Train - ???
S3 Episode 22: Panther's Fang - ???
S3 Movie 2: Diamond Dust Rebellion - ???
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[@sethdrachman8938]

"I'm going to intervene now" "Not so fast" "Oh, okay I'll wait"

[@kylekrupa9476]

Most complacent Arrancar ever

[@kittykatsoul9782]

lol i was gunna do that

[@dudeistpreist5721]

spoiler alert yami is more powerful than number 4

[@ProjectMouthwash]

There are many levels of debate regarding that.

[@dudeistpreist5721]

BlazingAzureCrow I thought his number was lower when he transformed?

[@myahmyah3196]

''Are you kidding Yammy? We're stealthy as all jazz.'' Abridged Ulquiorra is already better than Original Ulquiorra.

[@ErikPT]

Myah Myah I like both

[@netherdominater9960]

Myah Myah Based on his personality in this, when the big fight with him and Ichigo comes up he's gonna be apologizing for every hit in a deadpan and he's gonna be asking Hollow Ichigo to stop hitting him

[@tabkg5802]

Not really

[@astrawberrydaiquiri5649]

This is debatable

[@sasorithepuppetmaster8635]

Time stamp?

[@rogueralph4026]

I like how white is trying to explain he's Zangetsu but black Zangetsu keeps interrupting him, I find it hilarious

[@SallinKari]

Honestly I forgot black Zangetus's reasons for that in the original.

[@raphhdtv3056]

@@SallinKari He didn't want Ichigo to get stronger because he'd keep getting hurt so he cut off real Zangetsu from Ichigo

[@Necrophz]

@@SallinKari black is his quincy power white is his Shinigami power black is suressing zangetsu because he wants him to focus more on quincing then being a reaper

[@KeeperofShadows-gd9bb]

@@Necrophz Its not that zangetsu wanted ichigo to be a quincy he just didn't want him getting killed by the other quincies because he was a soul reaper

[@SeviathTheHumanDrago]

@@KeeperofShadows-gd9bb I think it was more due to the fact that his Vizard/Hollow powers were inherently tied to his Soul Reaper powers so the stronger Ichigo got as a Soul Reaper the more his Hollow/Vizard self (Dubbed: Ogichi Ikasoruk) would overpower his Quincy powers causing his soul to be out of balance thereby stifling his "True power."

[@hmmmooops]

To Shinji's defense, there are only nine people who meet the requirements for the V-club

[@piano7420]

Alex Dagos well their would have been ten if Shūhei hadn’t killed Tōsen in his hollow resurrection

[@moseszero3281]

@Alex -- Never let intergalactic bugs into your V-club. There is no amount of cream that is going to wash off that nasty thing.

[@shinigamimaster1022]

Iiiiiiim pretty sure Aizen killed Tosen after it was certain he was defeated.

[@Joshua_Shadow_Manriguez]

@@piano7420 Tousen was killed by Aizen after Shuhei incapacitated him.

[@cunningsmile4166]

Hahaha.

[@sunilpermaul7876]

Zangetsu White: This wouldn't be happening if you told him the truth. Zangetsu Black: The truth that you're evil! Zangetsu White: Bitch, I will hug you!!

[@judgment5090]

HE’S SO AGGRESSIVELY FRIENDLY!!!

[@rileypadilla7754]

This would look really funny animated

[@sawwshark6744]

"Crush him with the power of friendship!" *Sorry Orihime, this isn't Fairy Tail*

[@charlottewalnut3118]

Do Your or Naruto or mlp

[@dirgecry2047]

Or Yugioh

[@williamcortelyou4524]

Or any shonin ever, basically.

[@tabkg5802]

It's very funny that I can't remember any "Nakama power" moment in Clorox

[@aziizrocks]

Or hunter x hunter, akema ga kill, alchemist, just skill or death

[@waywardhunter8633]

- We're getting off target here, I'm going to intervene. - NOT SO FAST!!! - Oh okay, I'll wait.

[@marclee82]

-The Situation has escalated, I'm stepping in - YOU STAY WHERE YOU ARE -Oh Okay OMG why am I just now learning of these bahaha

[@waywardhunter8633]

Bro, I just found out about these about a month ago. I enjoy anime Parodies. Hellsing Abridged, DBZ abridged of course, Naruto, Mariks evil council, and perhaps the most offensive of them all A Slap on Titan. Check these out, you will not be disappointed.

[@ProjectMouthwash]

I could be wrong, but I don't think the "these" they meant were Abridged Series. I think they meant these episodes. That said, if I am wrong then yes: a bold new world just opened up for you Maclee82. Go nuts. Share the love to all the dedicated creators out there.

[@waywardhunter8633]

Awesome, I enjoy the work you do. Looking forward to the next episode!

[@Fellcat101]

But why though

[@sir_will_iam]

Imagine Ulquiorra in the Dragonball Z universe. Ulquiorra: This forsaken planet is doomed to explode in 4 and a half minutes. *pulls zanpakto from sheathe* I must end this quickly. Frieza: Hold on! I'm still powering up! Ulquiorra: Oh okay I'll wait.

[@mystic0146]

Oh shit

[@DragonLordG]

So, you mean, completely in line with every other power-relevant character

[@scotchegg4268]

So Ulquiorra is Goku?

[@sylphid1431]

@@scotchegg4268 ulquiorra reminded me more of vegeta. In this, at least.

[@RisingDeath]

@@sylphid1431 ulqiourra reminds me of L more and Grimmjow reminds me of Vegeta.

[@Dynamicbucky]

"I'm beginning to think you don't have my best interest in mind" That one got me!

[@Kolbatsu]

Oh naïve Orihime. Believing that she'll be the protagonist. When her role is going to demoted from "supporting character" to "sexy damsel"

[@OneColdRepublican]

Kolbatsu but in all seriousness I really started getting pumped when she through out that speech. kind of wish she could turn into a magical girl now.

[@Talyrion]

And she sounds so disappointed when Ichigo showed up... It actually made me kind of sad, and I'm not Orihime biggest fan in canon.

[@tsunadejr]

It is to bad than she isn't the protangant

[@phanboy8059]

tsunadejr She might not be the "protagnant" but she sure as hell was pregnant. Eh eh ... I'll take my leave.

[@qoyote]

And then she'll get demoted from sexy damsel to literally nothing.

[@XeroShiroyuki]

Ulquiorra: "were here to see the cross-breed Ichigo kurosaki" You have no idea how right you are....

[@draghettis6524]

In canon, Aizen knows Isshin is Isshin, and that Masaki was a Quincy. With how he learned that, it is unlikely that will change here. It's not that implausible that he told some things about that to the Espada.

[@inazumaprimex100]

I can just imagine him saying, "that quadruple-I mean double crossbreed Ichigo Kurosaki"

[@thekrypticarchive1282]

"Oh ok I'll wait" XD omfg Ulquiorra

[@thegambler975]

"now I'm going to use my ultimate attack!" U: looks like the situation has really escalated, I'll step in- "stay the fuck back >.> " U: Oh ok.

[@Dafaillord]

in defence for ulquiorra he could have already killed them......oke not Urahara and Yoruichi tag team cause we know how powerfull they can be now.

[@thegambler975]

Yep

[@thegambler975]

I even read the manga now and damn do i ship them

[@Ashley80005]

I love how they make fun of Ulquiorra just standing back and watching for most of the battle that's great :)

[@tabitooth2012]

hollow ichigo only wants some affection

[@acemcfly101]

LMAO!! Ichigo!! WHATCHA DOIN'???? Uh oh!! Gotta go!!

[@nitrus1933]

Bitch, I will hug you!

[@Chattman4311]

who's your daddy?

[@bluemrpopo7000]

Tabitooth -_-

[@redfather5342]

You mean zangetsu right

[@wesleyoldham4222]

6:41 alternate version Yammy: "Ulquiorra, get in here!" Ulquiorra: "I can't help you. His theme song is playing. Only Lord Groban is powerful enough to stop him now."

[@vexink]

Alternative line: Yammy: HE CUT OFF MY ARM!!! Ulquiorra get in here! Ulquiorra: Nah no I think you're handling pretty well. Yammy: Was that a pun!? Ulquiorra: Not intentionally but I'm proud of it.

[@rengokumingi]

vexink What? That's not canon? Goddamn it

[@madkingcat]

I'm not a big fan of puns but damn that was good

[@rcticfloof]

gotta say I really love the implications of Ryuken asking who´s uryuu´s daddy, seeing as another vastly powerful daddy totally isn´t hiding in the shadows collecting an army, totally not

[@DenizenoftheAges]

Just imagine the "Who's your daddy" conversations Ishida and Yhwach will have when TYBW gets abridged.

[@RickyBBlessed]

I haven't watched the rest yet but I want a "I'm the protagonist of my life" T-shirt

[@joshurlay]

Me too

[@joshurlay]

When they have a merch store

[@samsand8638]

indeed need one of those.

[@newbaggett]

"Ichigo's time has passed!" *T-shirt* "All hail the new girl!!!"

[@nevetz7045]

I'd prefer a protangen t-shirt, but hey that me.

[@7slavok]

4:47 "We're getting off target here. I'm going to intervene." "Not so fast!" "Oh, okay, I'll wait." 6:21 "The situation has escalated. I'm stepping in." "You stay where you are!" "Oh, okay." 8:06 "That's enough! I'm supporting you, Yami!" "Don't you take a single step Arrancar!" "Okay. Why though?" 8:54 "I'm beginning to think you don't have my best interests in mind." Ulquiorra is already my favorite character.

[@wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962]

6:43 "He told me to stay where I am. He must have a good reason." My favorite thing about it is that the battle music stops every time.

[@satan4942]

Same

[@nono9543]

Knowing now that Yammy is supposed to be the most "powerful" Espada. This episode is even funnier now.

[@ryushinku6877]

Yammy with a semi cockney accent = all the yes

[@stardustsigner4863]

He could have been beaten by Grimmjow. He's still very weak

[@benjaminraskin8509]

No No power ain't shite when ya ain't smarter than a kite

[@justs0men3rd]

Deadpoolio The Amazing i mean your not wrong

[@sevenofcrows7]

They were ranked strictly by spirit energy. Only an amateur judges a warrior on raw power. Anger is a powerful emotion, but it is always stupid

[@vastolordeichigo7284]

"Ulquiorra step in here and get him" "He told me to stay here"

[@psychoshrooms69]

Dude the voice actor doing Ichigo, keep that shit up. you sound like the official dubbed almost to a tee. You guys need to try and go professional. I'd watch that anime.

[@D0NCH33T0]

I would make a fanclub for that anime.

[@kingofdeath1177]

I would let that anime in all my holes, I'm sorry but ichigos voice actor makes my heart quiver and my pussy ache.

[@dzhonnikihirin4006]

thepsychoticmushroom that kiskay voice actor sound just like the real dub one

[@macleon1078]

@@dzhonnikihirin4006 They're both voiced by the same man

[@JB-nj7nq]

@@kingofdeath1177 ew

[@nomnomm2322]

Wow, Ulquiorra sounds like Ulquiorra! The English dubbed Ulquiorra, you guys really have talent!

[@tedthefullbringer260]

He sounds like Jason Griffith's Shadow the Hedgehog. It works, though.

[@AHass-kf4oq]

actually, a lot of there voices match the characters, even Rangiku, i know, i know, but if you watched the sub version, her voice is a high pitched version of an old man.

[@Devourlord]

It's also funny that he voices Ichigo too, and that when he shouts as Ichigo it's VERY similar to Johnny Yong Bosch. ^^

[@johnthomas5233]

Also the. "BITCH I WILL HUG YOU " line had me crying, I was on the floor laughing so hard I scared the shit out of my dog XD

[@waywardhunter8633]

YESSS

[@bleachbleachBLEACHER]

I feel like that too should be on a T-Shirt.

[@KommetKitty]

+bleachbleachBLEACHER oh my gosh yes. Someone make that a thing. Why is that not a thing.

[@Ashley80005]

Yeah, that was one of the best lines in this episode for sure! :)

[@ValroggTheInvincible]

.

[@firewolf754]

firing a bomb at another bomb = no bomb

[@dwanenightwalker5623]

LoGiC

[@emeros8631]

That's rocket science

[@mentalforge728]

Just a Regular Human literally

[@antitheist3206]

Dragonball did it with laser beams, so why not

[@LAKnightAuthor]

"How many people did you start with?" "Eight." "How many do you have now?" "...eight." "Never! You've never recruited anyone!" RL Stine literally wrote a book about how that doesn't mean that...

[@ProjectMouthwash]

But is still correct here.

[@LAKnightAuthor]

@@ProjectMouthwash true. This is one of my favorite scenes in the series. 😁😍

[@marcherwitch9811]

LA the fuck!!! just found this comnent... had no idea you watched this!!!

[@LAKnightAuthor]

@@marcherwitch9811 I'm assuming you know me from Twitter?

[@ghostdog6658]

" Bitch I will hug you" -hollow ichigo Omfg best line yet

[@bluemrpopo7000]

Arcade of Souls haha

[@ded4lyfe1]

Zangetsu is his name.

[@DHDragon]

Not gonna lie, I was incredibly disappointed that Ichigo didn't do a callback to the first episode. "I'm not just a ghost... I'm a radioactive wizard-ghost."

[@joshwoodferd5737]

"I'm going to smash your face into a desk if you ever come near me, my friends or my school again" "Thats fair"

[@blip8582]

"I think...that is absolutely debatable." Really caught me 😄

[@joshuamoyer4141]

"I think that is absolutely debatable." To be fair, so does the fandom.

[@Novouto]

"Covert. That was the term used to describe this mission." I love this line and the delivery was perfect.

[@DioBrandonZeta]

"It's likely this episode will be removed for copyright and be gone for anywhere up to a month" "This video has been claimed by TV Tokyo" *looks at upload time* 56 seconds ago" Man, those bots sure are fast

[@ProjectMouthwash]

That's not what that's referring to. I can keep the video up for a few days despite that claim. I'm talking about the inevitable take-down and strike that comes after making counter-claims which keep the video in limbo for anywhere up to a month.

[@DioBrandonZeta]

What doesn't delete your entire existence from the internet completely only makes you stronger. And considerably more annoyed.

[@krg-diver4655]

+BlazingAzureCrow Yu Gi Oh Zexal abridged

[@ProjectMouthwash]

Sihun Kim Um... wha?

[@krg-diver4655]

+BlazingAzureCrow i mean do you think you can make it happen?

[@gaiusmarius4209]

"cause as we all know 1 bomb plus another bomb equals no bombs" wow.... every anime ever

[@avatarwarmech]

that ending who ur daddy. I'm ur daddy that is very weird for a father to say

[@avatarwarmech]

thou

[@ProjectMouthwash]

Uryu agrees.

[@avatarwarmech]

+BlazingAzureCrow xD is there's no possible way you can defeat a nuke with another nuke

[@ProjectMouthwash]

Correct.

[@avatarwarmech]

+BlazingAzureCrow firing two nukes at each other equals no nukes

[@chrisol0119]

I loved the joke about Chad's arm

[@chrisol0119]

I wonder how many people got that joke.

[@romulusnuma116]

was it about censorship?

[@Loiner_Leftie]

I GET IT

[@chrisol0119]

Yes. In the manga Chad originally completely lost his arm, but in the anime they made it look like some wounds.

[@ramireini]

in the anime you mean.

[@animemaniac9797]

I think this is a record for the Abridging Community. Two Episodes in Three day. I wouldn't believe it if I hadn't saw it.

[@animemaniac9797]

Keep up the good work BlazingAzureCrow and your team. .... Why are you replying to yourself AnimeManiac. Because I forgot to add it in. You know you could just have edit the last comment instead of replying to it. Yeah I didn't think about that before writing all this. Idiot. Why so harsh, Anybody could make that simple mistake.. Wait am I talking to myself. umm yeah it does seem like it. Does that mean that I have Soul Reaper's Power dwelling within me. No, your just crazy. 1:25

[@animemaniac9797]

***** If I am you, I must be an alternative universe of you unless you have it backwards and you are me from an alternative universe. Either way, I do not like there being more me than just me. There can only be one. Prepare yourself for the destruction of me that is you.

[@jotarokujofan702]

also the first bleach abridged to even get to the arrancar arc, from what I've seen. I hope they reach the fullbringers arc.

[@animemaniac9797]

Very True!! There have been plenty of people who have tried to make a good bleach abridge, but they either failed or gave up. I thought Throneofcipher did a good job, especially his omni bleach episodes; he just never updated much. This Bleach abridged version is alot better and I hope it gets better.

[@animemaniac9797]

As a side note to BlazingAzurecrow and to ProjectMouthwash. just because the view count is low compared to other big abridged series episodes like DBZ, yugioh, SAO, Code Ment, and None Piece, it will accelerate over time. In time if the series stay good, one video post will reach 300,000 views in a week and if your lucky even more. I have been watching and supporting abridged series on youtube since near the beginning. I started watching abridged episodes when Littlekuriboh had episode in the teens and DBZ abridged in single digits. I can tell you they didn't have millions of views when they first started nor were they as good, but look at where they are now. I'm astounded that you have a 36 min. episode, episode 12, that has reach 100,000 views in 4 months. I have never seen an abridge episode that long reach that many views so quickly. Keep up the good work and plan ahead for copyright claims.

[@23DrakeDOTN23]

"I can tell this is going to be the most decorated mission of my career." I can't tell if he means for how bad its going between Yammy's idiocy and his objective/future-side quest are throwing themselves at said idiot...Or that this mission is so going so good for reasons I can't see.

[@Captain_Dante]

"Not so fast!" "Oh Okay I'll wait" "The situation has escalated, I'm stepping in" "You stay where you are" "Oh okay" "That's enough I'm supporting you Yammy" "Don't you take a single step Arrancar" "Okay, Why though?" Ulquiorra is the Tfs Nappa of the series

[@lachlanbold8319]

3:44 Even Ulquiorra is going ".....what the fuck is he smoking?"

[@lachlanbold8319]

Also 4:24 4:28 So true

[@whitegaleRaven]

You picked the perfect voice for Ulquiorra, and I love Ichigos speech about what happens when his friends are threatened.

[@AzraelAsItGetsVtuber]

Ulquiorra: I’m sorry, Urahara Kisuke, but I doubt even you could take on the entirety of Hueco Mundo. Kisuke: I think..... that’s highly debatable. I laughed so hard omg

[@epsilonfulminata7637]

Why is the Ulquiorra voice so perfect??

[@ShadowBlade972]

"Let me tell you what happens when people hurt my friends Yammy; civilizations are undone, noble houses are crushed, oaths and laws a thousand years old turn to dust and scatted in the wind..." Me:...O.O Holy shit all of that really did happen! *mind blown*

[@Fellcat101]

And in one season no less

[@GeminiThaKing]

I wonder if they're gonna make a Fight Club reference. Shinji: "First rule of V club, you don't talk about V club." CALLED IT!

[@piano7420]

A A Ron ‘embrace your V’

[@Fellcat101]

Dude that hotline is very busy right now

[@freyexists.3657]

"Who's you're daddy?" "You are." "But who's you're daddy?" "You." "...I'm You're daddy." "You are so weird!!" Best conversation ever.

[@ghostgokuoldchannel6641]

Urahara Kiske vs ALL of the Arancars... I would read the shit out of that Fan Manga!!!

[@thomasjenkins7506]

it wouldn't be very long. urahara would mop the floor with them in just a few panels.

[@lordaizen66]

he is batmans secret identity

[@joshurlay]

Someone already did that if you read the manga

[@biblicallyaccuratesoul]

I'm pretty sure Stark would sit the fight out...

[@myviolinjourney7474]

+Thomas Jenkins Yeah indeed he fought on Par with aizen lol and then we arent even talking about his bankai hax hax hax

[@Truck-kun653]

"BITCH I WILL HUG YOU!" Fucking love it. Put that on a shirt!

[@mahwiiiife408]

I get it now, Ryuken is trying to make sure Ishida doesn't get brainwashed by Yhwach later. What a caring father :D

[@pieceofschmidtgamer]

Orihime's a little confused, but she got the spirit...

[@shadowwarrior2772]

"The situation has escalated, I'm stepping in-" "YOU STAY WHERE YOU ARE!" "Oh, okay." My favorite lines ever even after all this time. I hope cappa spares this series.

[@maladroit5581]

I think it's only topped by "Bitch I will hug you"

[@tariqkhan6633]

I like how abriged Ulquiorra's voice sounds like a combination of both the english dubs voice and the Japanese dub. The voice actor is killing it.

[@justanaveragegamer8735]

7:28 “bitch I will hug you” these types of quotes are the reason why I like the abridged series more than the original if just a bit

[@rawsodium1962]

"I'm not mad, Yammi, just disappointed" Ulquiorra, that's WORSE!

[@nicholasoquendo6644]

I freaking love ulquiorra's commentary

[@kimighta2520]

"That is absolutely debatable" 9:48

[@vollied4865]

I feel like this version of ulquoirra is basically just him if Kubo planned out all 15 years of the series before writing 🤣

[@thepotato513]

That censorship joke though

[@skyrogue1977]

Orihime, still useless.

[@thepotato513]

Skyrogue19 I'm also pretty sure Urahara could totally take out all of Hueco Mundo at this point in the series. Aizen doesn't even have his hax powers yet.

[@jakexx2]

i doubt he could on his own tho if yoruichi was with him then probably

[@thepotato513]

jakexx2 Have you seen his Bankai? He could totally do it on his own.

[@jakexx2]

yeah but he himself doesn't have the strength to and all it does is reconstruct things for the number 1 espada that is not a problem if he fires cero from a distance and not give him a chance

[@FMBlackout]

Threw down a like just for the, "Stealthy as all jazz" line.

[@anthonystaton3740]

Karin's abridged recap of the filler in this abridged series is just fucking good writing.

[@Mytharax]

Ishida is killing me xD every single line is 10/10

[@moseszero3281]

You are so weird!

[@arcanus5120]

8:54- despite this being a funny abridged series there is 2 seconds here where the intimation factor on Ulquiorra is ramped up to 10 unexpectedly. Really adds gravity to the scene. I like it.

[@entrippyZ]

the whole city looking in the direction of their "stealth entrance" killed me.

[@Me-jx1mo]

Killed them too

[@wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962]

Ulquiorra: "He told me to stay where I am. He must have a good reason." This is the 5th time I've watched this, and I still spit my drink out when he said that. 😂

[@Sabasanosiss]

Why is this so awesome and so underviewed.

[@ematuskey]

That whole scene with Orihime stepping up (only to have her dreams crushed) was amazing--from the dialogue to the song choice, just...

[@kidofburden]

"Bitch I will hug you!" Yes, so very evil Ichigo.

[@TomboySister128]

Ulquiorra is my new favorite character. By God, he's funny

[@Korraganitar]

You know, among the sad things is that Orihime's power really would work as a protagonist.

[@alchemicpunk1509]

Plus she's already underwritten as a member of the supporting cast. I mean, if you binge read the arrancar arc there's the start of a good character arc there, one where she could potentially step out of the shadow of the main cast. But no, she cries for the at that point clinically near dead Ichigo to save her.

[@griffingower1883]

This version ulquiorra has more emotion than the actual version of ulquiorra

[@GlassedGamer]

I like how Yoruichi is introduced western style, while Kisuke is done eastern. Don't know if that's just a mistake, but it still tickles me funny regardless.

[@quzonumber4585]

Finally Ulquiorra stepped in, must be a good reason lol

[@Chattman4311]

who's your daddy?

[@quzonumber4585]

Sorry but ulquioora has no parents lol

[@Chattman4311]

but weren't hollows people who died but got turned into hollows and hollows are then Espadas after hokyokus...hmmm

[@ProjectMouthwash]

"Espada" isn't a race. It's a rank. Also Arrancarr don't require Hokyoku.

[@Chattman4311]

ayee it's you, also your right I was watching this video in class under desk 👀 lol wasn't thinkin, but still weren't they human once

[@dmsviola1]

That last scene had me breathless. By god I love you guys. Best Ulquiorra ever.

[@Shonaku-Kano]

5:26 "WE DID IT!" That sounded like Patrick

[@marthabojorge3613]

Why did I I laugh so hard when Orihime said. "OH MY GOD, I AM THE PROTAGONIST!"?!

[@joshreichardt2485]

"Protangirne of what?"

[@verdrang5614]

Just putting this out there: I just came back to this episode because I couldn't remember the word "Conductive", and thought "Damn, I think I heard the perfect word in that one Bleach Abridged Episode... So yeah. Thanks for that XD

[@MissdermeanerJ]

Chad and Ulquiorra, favorite characters. I love the stupid dry and blatant humor Ulquiorra has. he's fucking hilarious!!!!! BEST abridged series I've seen ever. I always look forward to every episode. seeing you guys post often is amazing. Keep up the amazing work!!!!!!!

[@vDorgengoa]

4:18 "I reject your reality, and substitute my own."

[@KristieNorth17]

Kisuke: (I won't flaunt my bankai, I won't flaunt my bankai, I won't flaunt my bankai, I won-) Ulqiorra: even you can't take on all of hueco muendo Kisuke: now hol' up

[@DenizenoftheAges]

Just imagine the "Who's your daddy" conversations Ishida and Yhwach will have when TYBW gets abridged.

[@E-Man5805]

This fight had two of the most common tropes in all shonen. New threat stronger than previous threat firmly establishing tension and the stakes. Haractss who show up just in time to save hero while also being stronger than current threat. And lists of powerful characters standing around doing absolutely nothing for no adequately explained reason.

[@supermandfff]

Okay so there's this iphone game called DeathAwake which is a translation of a chinese bleach game. I was looking around server 9 and I saw a division that was actually called The V Club. The motto was "We're glad to have you in the V" it made my day.

[@strawhatvibe]

“Hey man too soon I don’t think grandfisher would appreciate the crack you just made...that dude was sensitive” lmao I can’t too many golden line here hahaha

[@edwiniseman4]

Polite Ulq is the best thing ever!

[@Dargor303]

Oh damn you were fast. Loving Ulquiorra right now, so calm and collected. What a gentlehollow.

[@dmsviola1]

4:33 "and interesting." Hm. There's something about the way Ulquiorra said that line. I didn't ship Ulqihime in the canon series, but do I ship it now? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....

[@robrockstar9648]

Its to early to be sure but get the fan fiction ready just in case

[@dmsviola1]

+Robrockstar96 already on it ;)

[@laurant9166]

Ship it,, sail with us, sailor! xD

[@livingforchrist31]

It's supposed to be a reference to when he shows Aizen her power and Aizen specifically takes note of it.

[@thegreatcornholio3219]

@@livingforchrist31 Aizen said it in an extremely creepy fashion though. Like pedophile creepy.

[@kazutofang7882]

"'Covert'; that was the word used to describe this mission."

[@SuHAibLOL]

"I feel that attack should have ripped his arm straight off. Weird that that did not happen." I love you guys so much for that reference to the manga because i was thinking the same thing.

[@chrisol0119]

Wow. A new episode already? Awesome!

[@chrisol0119]

Also first

[@SirStrikeFreedom]

Who's your daddy!? But I'm glad how quickly these come out. Guess it's time to visit your patreon page. Supporting you guys from now on

[@SirStrikeFreedom]

Aaand done

[@ProjectMouthwash]

*Virtual hand-shake*

[@asadmaqbool3352]

...I'm Your Daddy!

[@skyrogue1977]

That manga reference to Chads arm was hilarious. And Ulquiorra was great.

[@mostafaal-hasany7172]

Ulquiorra wanted to go in 3 times but just accepted when the others said don’t do it😂

[@Pokecroc]

So awesome! Now we get to start one of bleaches arguably best arc ever, the Arrancar arc! I hope you guys put a lot of screen time on the espada and other Arrancar.

[@BleachShippu5678]

We all just gonna ignore how good the music cue at 6:28 was? Cause that was some good shit

[@OneColdRepublican]

Ichigo: "I'm a super hero ghost" you mean like Danny Phantom? Ichigo: "EXACTLY LIKE DANNY PHANTOM, but minus the white hair, jump suit, and subtle reference to being possibly transgender.

[@charlottewalnut3118]

OneColdRepublican there is no reference stop putting shit in the authors mouth

[@rs3rd464]

I'm curious, what reference?

[@wschippr1]

RS3rd There's something's that seem oddly similar to many people's transgender experiences.

[@B0tAcH1]

Ulquiorra: I'm stepping in Ichigo: You where you are Ulquiorra: oh... OK I really wish all anime put this line when you see the strong dude just sits and wait

[@laurenreed4290]

“BITCH, I WILL HUG YOU!” 💀💀💀

[@Ahturos]

Good Ulquiorra, be a nice little Arrancar and listen to the big boy´s and girl´s.

[@katsu6886]

Love rewatching this episode and only this episode because...😂 Ulquiorra:The situation has now escalated I’m stepping in Everyone:don’t you dare do anything arrancer! Ulquiorra:oh okay I’ll wait...but why??

[@S_Boomer98]

"One bomb + another bomb = no bombs. That's why we fire nukes at nukes." This is why I love you, Kisuke.

[@franciscojavimurillo]

This is the best episode in the history of all things episodes. I think I'm going to watch it on repeat until I die.