Blood in Blood out (Classic Lines)

[@gmorales14]

"Flirt on your own time, Albert." "Oooh hoo hoo hoo, she's jealous!" This fucking makes me laugh every time!

[@zenbmonk1016]

Magic: "Hey where's my chop?"

[@LilXancheX]

@@zenbmonk1016that was the last one

[@giljara8821]

Big Al is the funniest character hands down in this epic movie.

[@quotemenot7000]

He was the best. He was pretty funny in Blair Witch 2 as well

[@twizzywatkins9509]

Red Ryder red Ryder yo mouth....lol

[@mikesanchez5778]

Ll

[@lauraluffman6177]

Yes he was 😂

[@lauraluffman6177]

@ARMY MAN lol got to love big Al 😂

[@woah.montana]

Lmao the whole cafeteria line had to stop and say something to Al lol

[@ramrod1279]

No pc bullshit strait up loca...😝

[@trestres236]

And Al roasted everyone one by one like plankton on that spongebob episode lol

[@ciennac7161]

Sorry….no more tore-teeyaas….lol Big Al was a fool

[@Dmvgold1995]

@@ciennac7161 ngl I would have laughed. Racism is funny sometimes tbh especially if you have thick skin lol

[@LilXancheX]

You keeping all these Hungry beaners waiting!

[@mrdvour4649]

"Now for my brown brothaas, sorry no tortilla"

[@Arz2003]

@kurgan highlander LOL! I used to live in East L.A. near Cesar E Chavez/ Indiana where Los 5 Puntos is located

[@Ori0n1975]

Please be courteous to the help, we've run out.

[@geensjc]

😂😂😂

[@ginoportugal9203]

hahaaa that line is funny as hell

[@ricosuave2928]

CHALE NO TORTILLAS

[@IlIIIllIII]

Big al played his role so well. He gives off that institutionalized demeanor

[@joshsalazar4574]

Where's my chop

[@rubenambriz]

Hurt like hell to disappoint ya gods bro but unless you got a carton of smokes, no seconds

[@OhDannyboy7]

Remember: "No pintos for you, baby. Nothing but Texas Barbecue." HAHAHAHA

[@mizunomp29mizuno69]

red ryder yo mouth yo mouth...

[@jess8611]

"No pintos for you, baby. Nothing but Texas Barbecue"

[@godsmacked1000]

Shouldn’t be in here baby cakes! 😂

[@Grgaforniateezy]

I’m tired of you prancing around like you own the joint, you haven’t put out for shit😂😂😂😂

[@vickc4743]

My brother and his friend have been saying those lines for years man 💀💀

[@davcaefasdf]

"Hold on a minute, there's a ray of sunshine in all that darkness down there" - - lol my friend and I used to quote that line.

[@aimeemorrison2865]

Where the hell is that one?? That's the one I've been trying to hunt down so I can make a GIF 🤣

[@quotemenot7000]

Aimee Morrison it’s in the chow line right before Big Al serves Magic and right after he serves the black guys.

[@Gin-115]

@@aimeemorrison2865 2:52

[@LilXancheX]

@@quotemenot7000 no pintos for you baby. Nothing but Texas BBQ!

[@Shagrat65]

'Your Mama was a Freebie!' One of my all time fav lines!

[@axelcabras929]

Your mama was a freebie pinche puto!

[@LilXancheX]

You sold our meat Al…

[@rubenambriz]

Pork once a year, id be tryna escape!

[@samherb1]

Probably the most underrated movie of all-time.

[@tubs6199]

"Give me some Chon Chon!"

[@aaroni4348]

I got in trouble for saying that in 4th grade lmfao 😂😂😂

[@freddykrueger7406]

Jonh Deere lmfao you buggin lol

[@dannymarley5462]

John Deere 😩

[@cathyyg]

I’m slow asf what that mean? ass? 😂☹️

[@liquidmang]

It's how I end all my Dates

[@Thatguywithaname23]

"White Bitch give me some chonchon" lol Popeye is funniest guy in this whole damn movie.

[@haylobos8261]

It is just means sex in Spanish. But I thought it would be something a lot dirtier. And man can't give you sex.

[@jehad78]

Hey Cinderella go find yourself a fella

[@haylobos8261]

@@jehad78 This stuff will make a man impotent, but you ain't going to no prom soon.

[@jehad78]

@@haylobos8261 Did popeye say that?

[@haylobos8261]

@@jehad78 Al

[@masemarod442]

1:25 we had this on VHS and watched it so many times in 94 that one day my sister heard my little niece playing with her stuffed animals and she said alright give me some chon chon.. 🤭😂 my sister had to tell her not to say that..

[@ArchangelRG09]

Lol youre lying, thats too funny to be true 😂😂😂😂

[@johnnytightlips7878]

@@ArchangelRG09 nah foo he ain’t lying, our people catch on quick 🤣🤣

[@LilXancheX]

@@johnnytightlips7878you should be riding with me not fucking with me carnal

[@celloman78]

"So what am I gonna tell my parole officer? " Popeye's answer was fucking hilarious.

[@audreyruiz-rogucki3817]

I don't take no free tickets on no ones train. Now you take the ticket, or you get run over. Love this fucking movie!

[@SunsetSideVet]

AUDREY ROGUCKI Audrey you look like miklo

[@noncentz5381]

SunsetSideVet lmaoo yoooo hahaha

[@danbarnes2143]

SunsetSideVet savage

[@rc121crx]

know what I mean 💪🏻👨🏼‍🍳

[@amadeusj.2127]

"Sorry no tortilla" hahaha

[@Bullet44]

You're keeping all these hungry b'ners waitin baby cakes lmao! 😂😂😂

[@mrespinoza09]

Give me some CHONE CHONE!!!!! Thats the best line ever I still tell my wife that! LOL

[@victorgomez1226]

i agree that line is hilarious. you dont see that in movies.

[@nobelhung]

"I don't want his porkchop I want his life!"

[@DjClayface]

"I don't want his porkchop I want his apple"

[@dopedrums]

@@DjClayface "I don't want his Apple, I want his Samsung!"

[@LilXancheX]

@@dopedrums i don’t want his Samsung, I want his Xbox live

[@ViewerMovies3002]

In your dreams Pedroo. In your dreams. LOL

[@rocklookalike]

flirt on your own time albert oh oh who shes jealous Lmao

[@Jess1234]

Lmao

[@Straight0uttaCrofton]

"hey where's my chop" "please be courtesy to the help, we've run out" "in your dreams, pedro. in your dreams"

[@DamienTepps]

"White bitch! Gimme some chonchon!" Fucking hilarious. Funniest movie ever.

[@vinnygonzales6369]

big al's lines are the best. lol

[@Eddie-dt9fg]

"En tus sueños pedro, en tus sueños"

[@jcpnlz]

No pinto beans for you baby haha. Nothin but texas bbq.

[@nandomobbin8035]

Big Al: Now move on fly catcher you got hungry men behind ya!! 😂😂

[@Tuna685]

Man Chewy’s “John Wayyyyne” never gets any love that shit cracked me up for decades

[@OKMRDX]

I wish i had a mustache like Magic Mike.

[@alpha3006]

I’m thinking of doing a beard transplant to get one like that bro

[@nagy5740]

@@alpha3006 😂😂😂

[@phaggut7875]

He is one beautiful Chicano

[@musicislife2000]

It’s called a brocha

[@J.8_909]

@@phaggut7875 Despite the actor being Cuban

[@RayoBeatz]

At a bbq i would always quote this movie i loved the suttle tapping of the porkchop with the prongs i did that as well only my friends would get the joke haha

[@TheExclusiveOne720]

at 4:30, Big Al says to Montana: "now move on FLY-CATCHER, we got hungry men behind you!" LMAO....ICONIC!!

[@Janon48]

Big Al and Popeye were the real MVPs of this movie

[@mrkdavis22]

who else lost it at there's a ray of sunshine in all that darkness down there 😂

[@linokintana3153]

Yo 😄 🤣 😂 😆

[@quentintalley1871]

Please be courteous to the help we've run out🤣big al was funny as shit yo I swear😂

[@carlospadilla1206]

Flirt on your own time Albert lol

[@alwayspink07]

Mr Rare16 he says, "Oooh, she's jealous!"

[@19822cowboys]

there's better lines in this movie ...... "Hey, Cinderella, go find yourself a fella, you're on the clock bitch and midnight is coming, you got the wrong man"

[@jehad78]

Orale Bonifide!

[@carlosmazo6632]

That is the best line ever Popeye was amazing

[@LilXancheX]

@@jehad78 PUT YOUR SPEAR DOWN, POCKETSSS

[@Nobullshitvideos]

What about when Paco says "Life's a risk carnal"

[@JuanitoKings]

Carlos Herrera seee

[@arl.amaury.3224]

la vida es un riego carnal

[@Fit-bl1ob]

@@arl.amaury.3224 Sue de pico eliso.

[@jackedkerouac4414]

"I got a poison for a Spider but for tomorrow!"

[@juliosantos9289]

Magic is my boy man! I love is sense of humor and he's always ready to throw down when the situation needs it. Orale carnal!

[@DDarkness]

Ray of sunshine in all that darkness 😂😂😂

[@cincinnatikid1840]

I've always wanted to say "What am I going to tell my parole officer?" "Tell him to suck his pee pee." Now I'm on parole and I say it all the time LOL !

[@hip2dahopitdontstop72]

Popeye & Big Al are the funniest hands down. Popeye: "ey go change a tire guero, we talkin' some heavy business here." Al: "yup...so is this." Or when he tells miklo : "thats right BABYCAKES."

[@keithsigsworth3322]

One of the most underrated movies of all time it’s incredible

[@MrRusskie99]

0:04 when your older brother won't open the front door

[@kr4t0sg.28]

"Carpet my cell with your black skin" gawd damn he had no damn chill 😂

[@truthseeker.3]

Big Al bending over: "You like that?!" Miklo (feigned Innocence): "Ohh, thats nice! Big Al (grabs a handful): "So's this!!!!"

[@babygangsta91]

haha ur mama was a freebie. 2nd best line in this movie

[@suckbigdicks97]

"yo mama wuhz a freebie". haha now i got a great commback:)

[@helloareyouthere9992]

I never got how Carlos was able to approach pockets so close and still stab him. He pulled that filero way before he got to him. pockets made no effort to avoid being stabbed.

[@henrytheeightheist8091]

Yeah it was a bit too easy

[@alexandrostheodwris5004]

Maybe he wasn't expecting to get stabbed in front of all those people they were many there in line

[@LilXancheX]

On me, I would’ve seen that Big ass knife and ran or something 😂

[@Yourmothershouse34]

Its a dumb movie

[@larscomedy]

" wait a minute?! There is a ray of sunshine in all that darkness down there! Come up here sweetness!" ...Man Big AL was a savage! LMAO!!!

[@RG-zw5wc]

Love how magic starts the "your mama" joke session

[@jupiterthekitty]

Orale Bonafide.. That's a fucking fine comb you got.. You should give it to one of my bitcheZ. 😂😂

[@isaaclopez7363]

My favorite lol

[@pinkbutterflygrrl227]

YOUR MOMMA WAS A FREEBIE!

[@804186443]

Everything al says in the movies are the best lines

[@briangarcia3012]

"now move on flycatcher i got hungry men waiting behind you" hahah

[@JR-zx7um]

Orale Bonafied!!!!!! That's a fucking fine comb u got!

[@F150fx2sporT]

You should give it to one of my bitches lol

[@F150fx2sporT]

Put your spirit down pockets! Lmao

[@JR-zx7um]

+Victor Sanchez put your "spear" down pockets... lol

[@F150fx2sporT]

Lmao my bad hahaha

[@F150fx2sporT]

A ain't nothing to me ese

[@mightyjavy]

you take a ticket or you get run over, Al has the best lines

[@pedrodepakastv209]

*Oh & now for my Brown Brothaaass sorry nO tOrTiLla Wait a minute, there's a ray of Sunshine in all that Darkness down there* 😂😭

[@Contreras-z4e]

Look at all that sunshine 🌞 in all that darkness 😂😂😂😂

[@in_vas_por8810]

Look at Big Al's face when Magic said "yo mama was a freebie!!!" Al was looking like "oh no the fuck you didn't..."

[@kaejae24]

Wait a minute ! There's a ray of sunshine in all that darkness down there, come up here sweetness LMAO !!!!!

[@ignaciocastillo5890]

😂😂😂😂🤣🤣

[@OutboundShane]

I like it when the stepdad was pissed and said "You eat and you sleep in my house and as long as you do don't you talk to me like that. Tengas respecto!!!"

[@davide.cabrera5661]

Montana: "Have you ever seen old drug dealers? They don't exist!"

[@komatised1]

"flirt on ya own time elbert" haha!

[@SmokingBeats]

You really need to pay attention if you don't know who killed Montana.... Miklo in the end breaks the soap up that they used to make the fake comb, they sent with the letter to the black guy that stabs Montana!

[@johig4378]

The sad part about the actor who played the old black gang member who stabbed Montana is that he died in real life before the movie came out.

[@ConcernedResident_GiantStack]

I never understood how they got a copy of the black gang leader's comb. I know his right hand man told him he had to watch his comb or else someone would steal it in the showers, but that's the closest they came to showing when it got stolen.

[@TheMarti70]

@@ConcernedResident_GiantStack that's exactly how it got stolen they took it for a brief moment and pressed it into two bars of soap

[@billybobthornton8553]

I wouldn’t say you have to really pay attention lol the movie makes it pretty obvious. And in the shower scene it’s foreshadowed when bonafide’s right hand man comes up to him telling him he forgot his comb. A

[@victorh723]

"Our narco, you like bustin dope dealers". ***keeping it 100

[@victorh723]

Oye

[@joeyg6830]

"HOLA PRETTY ARGE YOU BLONDE ALL OVER"

[@dakotadaknewcomer9655]

Ooh! How his blue eyes just brighten right up when he get mad!

[@Ori0n1975]

Cinderella, go find yourself a fella. You're on the clock bitch and midnight's comin'.

[@jovanniespinosa8748]

@@Ori0n1975 no

[@DB0175]

I personaly like the lines that are Not on here when popeye says ''Suave AL'' in a funny voice when miklo first gets introduce to AL,and when miklo says ''Detective.. Big time'' when he's first talking to paco on the phone after he gets out of prison he says the line ''big time'' again later in the libary scene and chuey's funny john wayne impression when him and cruz were talking shit to paco i like those parts and the ones here also.

[@blastonabusterx3]

Miklo- "i dont wanna go to the hospital people die there"😂😂😂

[@oakefaloskavliaris]

this movie is ALL ABOUT CLASSIC LINES!!!-LITERALLY PACKED WITH THEM!!!

[@datnobodyking13]

The guy serving lunch is obviously a direct descendent of Micah Bell from RDR2

[@ScorpioSilver1111]

"Oye Popeye! Quien este guero?!" 🤣

[@carlgustafemilmannerheim5661]

What does guero mean?

[@travdasav1085]

I love my Mexican brothas… I grew up wit em.. black n brown is the way to be… it’s how we win

[@g0lg013]

The guy who wrote this was incarcerated for felony charges, but was placed in the same block as death row inmates. look him up Jimmy Santiago Baca

[@VqVick]

Allah is blushingg

[@JoseOrtega-zl7gh]

I ain't no Muslim.

[@Ori0n1975]

Hate like hell to disappoint your gods, bro.

[@CountryOutlaw24]

What about when Popeye said “hey Cinderella, go find yourself a fella.” 😂😂

[@tremainemoss9455]

"AINT NO MOSLUM MANG"

[@andrewmartinez3765]

"Check out the new view homie! I'm a build myself a righteous pad swimming pool, white picket fence and shit!" Spider has funny lines too

[@rawnbadillo9886]

I agree. I liked what he said when his friend was hurrying up the guy who was spraypainting in the alley...you got a date or something-let the homeboy get down

[@Grgaforniateezy]

Yepa Yepa Yepa😂😂😂

[@nulla38]

cook the man some eggs ......thats the funniest line

[@peacefulprotester3274]

I don’t care what Big Al says, I love my tortillas.

[@djaceofpentacles]

Popeye's tattoo is the greatest work of art ever produced

[@benekaiwi1]

In yOur dreeams Peydro. In your dreeams.

[@grimeyhonkyracing3938]

"Its baby powder baboso!"

[@1986SSMONTECARLO]

Popeye disliked this video.

[@Sgtturtle22]

just realized the cook is captain spalding

[@luketemple1015]

No it's not.

[@Dat378Boy]

"I don't want his pork chop... I want his life!"

[@stxjoe]

"gimme some chon chon" classic

Popeye and Big Al have all the best lines!

[@Change_this]

0:03 Imagine getting to YOUR home, and some random foo lightly opens the door, and just says that "who the f*ck are you pendejo..." LOL

[@Buzzinit451]

The chop he gave to the 1st black guy was a fuckin JOKE Haha.. Look at that shit!

[@NavajoSpark]

Miklo had an empty tray when he got to the front of the line and then he magically had everything before getting the chop.

[@Ori0n1975]

That's what happens when you take a ticket on the train.

[@argent2020]

@@Ori0n1975 and first class riding with the white folks....if you know what I mean?.

[@mistermonologue2442]

You take the ticket or you get run over

[@myyoutubechannel3161]

I just saw that too lol.. What the heck!!

[@FluxDigital]

Writer of this movie visited my school today :DD Great poet too.

[@DECTWENTYONE2012]

Orale Bonefide, thats a fuckified comb you got hahahaha

[@kevinnkadeslowrideraddicti216]

"Hey you ballroom bitch...how bout you be my Lady"....

[@dakotadaknewcomer9655]

All kindsa wet dick

[@DMCofWar]

Dude....... Magic looks Fucking Dangerous!!!!

[@laylarodrigues3674]

Saorrrrry no tortiiiiilllla!!! lmao i always say that line!!!! Oh and in your dreamssss pedrooooo!hahahha

[@heyzeus8097]

da best one was "ese la onda don't shine shoes"

[@Liquidmetalproductions]

If rep is what your looking for I'm your man, tres puntos like spider, aw I'm the boogie man. "he pissed in his pants".lol

[@fuckyobitch2094]

Oy that's a nice flacka you got wit you esse you should be riding with me not fucking with me😂😂 best line hands down

[@tupzc24]

Placa*

[@jdmikeg4]

No pinto beans here...just texas barbeque...hahahah

[@gladyscurup6959]

In you're dreams Pedro in you're dreams

[@ContextReallyMatters]

So many great lines in this movie but one of my favorites, "Man I do not give a good GD who that taco eating MFer was."😂

[@craigh6129]

GIMME SOME CHON CHON 😂

[@pennilessjester211]

“You shouldn’t be in here baby cakes.”