BLOODBORNE IS IMPOSSIBLE!! Reacting to "Bloodborne Review Defeat Gods Doll Waifu Simulator" by Max0r

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[@josefsieffen18]

Miyazaki is the lead developer of From Software, which makes him in charge of making Dark Souls/Elden Ring/Bloodborne/Sekiro. So he is the guy we blame for the hardcore difficulty. There are many that say Bloodborne is the best game From Software has ever made, with the best combat, best level design, best bosses, best music, and so on. Obviously thats subjective but there's plenty of merit. The issue is that it is still to this day a PS4 exclusive. They haven't even made a remastered version for PS5 yet, although it is backwards compatible and actually runs pretty well on PS5. There have been plenty of rumors that we'll one day get a port, but I'm not expecting much.

[@theduckgoesmoo]

It’s a shame it’s exclusive

[@daysand123]

Let's be real its only stuck on ps4 because Sony doesn't have a sequel to bait people to buy a PS5 for like what they did with Last of Us, Horizon, and God of War.

[@huyle-ob8rg]

@@daysand123 How's that explain bloodborne stuck in ps4?

[@daysand123]

@huyle-ob8rg because Sony only likes releasing their exclusives from the hell that is the PS4 if they know they have a sequel coming up they can dangle in front of your face by giving you the first one on a wider range of media outlets. It's a good tactic to get people to buy a PS5 for the sequels they're going to keep locked on it until the next cycle or the end of time. Except that's hard to do when only now people can actually even maybe buy a PS5.

[@addison_v_ertisement1678]

No, it's not subjective.

[@cloakeda8883]

metroidvania is in fact a whole genre and not just a max0r. It basically games where backtracking is hightly encouranged and more of the games map opens up the more bosses you beat or upgrades you get.

[@BlahBlahWoofWoof12]

6:50 (cracks fingers) Infanticide = unalive a child within a year of its birth prolicide = unalive one's own child fratricide = unalive one's brother sororicide = unalive one's sister mariticide = unalive one's husband uxoricide = unalive one's wife parricide = unalive one's parent regicide = unalive a king or queen geno#### = systematic unaliving of a racial or cultural group sui#### = unalive one's self 15:40 CAT

[@alvaroperez2349]

“It’s a game for people that like a challenge.” More like “a Game for people who enjoy pain.”

[@wastelandjunkie6494]

I found the game easy enough except for a few of the bosses like the final moon boss and the one hunter boss at the cathedral

[@wastelandjunkie6494]

@hidetakamiyazaki1825 no no I did not I didn't have my ps5 long enough to buy the dlc but I did hear it was hard

[@datzfatz2368]

@@wastelandjunkie6494The DLC does have the hardest Bosses in the Game, but as with all Fromsoft Games, people really like to overstate how hard they actually are. They are only really "hard" if you are stupid or stubborn. Just pay attention, be patient and learn the movesets. Die 20-30 times to each boss if you have to, thats part of the fun learning experience^^ Every boss is beatable and has exploitable weaknesses or strats, weapons, items, etc. that crush them. And hey, if all else fails, summon help or go overlevel yourself. Always does the trick eventually^^ There is no challenge in these games your human ability to think and use the resources at your disposal + patience and determination cant overcome.

[@leothenohrianprince2727]

Duck not knowing the Dark Souls devs are called From Software and not just “Software” has got to be a new low, which is honestly impressive for him

[@zombiedemon1762]

Imagine in Bloodborne 2, the playable hunter from first game is still a baby slugtopus so you must play as the doll killing monsters and or people so you can bring their organs and such back to the dream for feeding the ex-hunter eldritch slugtopus. But then I'm not sure how we would level up if we play as the doll.

[@smugsneasel]

04:35 The bad guys from Kingdom Hearts. You know, the antagonists of Mickey, Donald and Goofy. And Sora, if he's not too busy being used as a pawn by one of them, while still killing them somehow...I love this franchise.

[@saveritas731]

The lore he presents in this is frighteningly accurate to the actual game.

[@theduckgoesmoo]

I really wish you are kidding

[@Londronable]

@@theduckgoesmoo I mean, very simplified. Find power source/evidence of enteties beyond human comprehension. Teacher thinks one needs more insight/eyes. His prodigee thinks one needs to work with the blood. Both want to ascend to a higher plain of existence. Prodigee creates the "healing church" because the blood cures all sickness. The choir is there to study up on ascension. And then the result of the blood is one turns into animals so the third part is the "workshop". The place the hunters create weapons. The spider thing near the end of the game is hiding the real world from us. Killing it reveals all the horrors around us that we didn't have enough insight(see how it goes back to the teacher?) to see. These entities require humans to breed. We kill the child of one such being that has no form.(easy way for the developers to not need to show a baby getting murked). Actions we take during the game can result in an ending where we change into a being of a higher dimension, if you do you basically manage to do with neither the teacher or student managed to do. You ascended. As usual, for the full story you just go to Vaatividya.

[@zombiedemon1762]

​@@theduckgoesmoo. I love the lore and story of Bloodborne.

[@hidanprime]

For the record: The anime girl on the thumbnail is from the Me!Me!Me! Animated Music Video that I have told you about. It's worth a watch with either you and Kirby or Jackie. But it's crazy, insane and definitely NSFW. Since it's been scrubbed from KZbin, an original HD version is still in your Discord DMs.

[@TheJeSTeR7530]

Honesty, i think his reaction to that video would be HILLARIOUS.

[@Spiderella3959]

Rejoice, Kin! The Bird has touched the grace of the Great One's wisdom! Let us hope he one day finds himself within our circle, in Oedon Chapel, participating in the holy act of blood ministration and hunting beasts, delving into the Arcane, eyes lining his brain folds... Oh... I can almost hear the ocean howl in anticipation.... It calls for thee, Duck... "Splish, splash..." The Great Ones are coming. (Anyway, fun video, always a joy to see you watch Maxor :D)

[@hermannmakuta3311]

3:03 - Indeed I will probably play this game in 2 Decades when it gets a PC-RELEASE

[@jtherealmccoy5309]

YES, you have to ingest all the ambilical cords to unlock the TRUE final boss and the true ending

[@mistman_161]

Technically, not all of them. There are four in the game and you only need three.

[@josefsieffen18]

Specifically they are the umbilical cords from the birth of a newborn Great One. All Great Ones desire a child, but for whatever reason they cannot birth them without the child being stillborn. Therefore they need a surrogate mother, and so mortal women are chosen for the job, often against their will. It's left unanswered what the requirements are for actually becoming pregnant with a Great One child.

[@addison_v_ertisement1678]

How do we know if it's the true ending?

[@josefsieffen18]

@@addison_v_ertisement1678 no such thing as a true ending if there's no sequel

[@addison_v_ertisement1678]

@@josefsieffen18 So we can't confirm if it's the true ending. Okay.

[@notswaw8721]

Duck never fails to disappoint yet entertain me with his complete unfamiliarity with all media.

[@zombiedemon1762]

Yes you must eat a healthy number of umbilical cords to become a baby slug god with tiny thin tentacles.

[@zombiedemon1762]

Yes the doll is sentient but probably only when you have the "insight" (eldritch knowledge) to see her as sentient.

[@zombiedemon1762]

I wish there was a game like Sekiro but you play as a dragon scale tsukumogami. So a single scale fell off a dragon and it was so powerful that the dragon scale became it's own sentient being.

[@zombiedemon1762]

For more information on corpse-born characters, you can read Berserk manga.

[@Docoboi]

Unironically my favorite game in the series

[@5PctJuice]

Btw, eating 3 umbilical cords is how you get the "good" ending.

[@hermannmakuta3311]

2:30 - Kyle's Face ...

[@jasonutty52]

This is probably my favorite Maxor video.

[@lop90ful1]

Felt like he was confused more then usual in this video or just not into it lol

[@michaelcreel6522]

While definitely not my favorite Fromsoft game, it is always fun to see cool Bloodborne fan content and see people discover the game.

[@DraigoDragon]

Hunter:... "Drenched in blood" BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!

[@janek8653]

Why does the thumbnail Redmind me of a song called New drug

[@williamts9422]

one of Max0r's older vids and yet they're still gems

[@Snipergod1024]

To be honest, I prefer his older videos. His newer videos are too OTT for my taste, personally.

[@inguts]

I love this game, beaten it multiple times and during one of my playthroughs I even beat Orphan of Kos on the first attempt. What makes it more interesting is that the first time I played this it was rented from Redbox and I couldn't figure out where the lever was to get to the first lantern before i had to return it.

[@goldenwaver-themagicalspir9618]

I think a big reason why Max0r sounds different you, is because back during the era of his older videos, he would record his "normal" voice and leave it mostly unfiltered(watch his Genshin Impact streams to see what I mean).

[@EpicRandomness555]

Bloodborne is tied for Jacksepticeye’s favorite game, if not absolute favorite. I watched his videos when he played like a year or 2 ago, I really liked it

[@leaf241]

Persona is so fucking good, I'm gonna start playing Persona 4 again.

[@armandoguzmannieves5472]

Metroidvania is a common term…

[@aidendean9212]

As someone who’s beaten the game twice I can say this game is not as impossible as it seems

[@yoshigaming9321]

These are some of maxors older videos so he doesn’t have nearly as many effects (hard to believe I know) and I believe it uses an older mic, that being said you can still see his edits doesn’t hold back even here.

[@robgibbons3065]

"How are you born from a dead body?". Man never read Berserk. Lol you're not ready.

[@spooknukem1177]

So not only have i beaten this game do many times i have also %100 it

[@brianswain1187]

First nightvalle now bloodborne? What did I do right?

[@theduckgoesmoo]

I upload a little bit of everything for everyone

[@ImTheGuy]

Day three hundred and Twenty Four of asking for a reaction to Max0r's MGR inaccurate summarization. You can't run forever Duck

[@zebreacts9706]

Another of Max0r's vids I'm looking forward to you seeing is his Doom Eternal one. A couple of other content creators you should check out are: Martincitopants. Maybe his video "Trying to Beat Hardcore Minecraft with My Idiot Friends" and the channel Let's Game It Out, perhaps his Cities Skylines 2 video "This Is What Happens When You Elect a Psychopath as City Mayor".

[@daysand123]

You claim you would know a fromsoftware game when you see one until someone shows you Armored Core and Metal Wolf Chaos, the latter of which is the most patriotic and American game ever made.

[@kira516]

What'd you expect from him?

[@easylemon2547]

Max0r's Sekiro video next!!! For the 3rd type of Max0r content (very old and experimental)

[@_lost_paradise5089]

I love Ludwig:)

[@Apple80089]

I love fromsoft games so fucking much lmao

[@MiguelSanchezDelVillar]

The multiplayer is the same Dark Souls have, you can summon other players into your game so they can help you with areas and bosses, you can also be invaded by other players and their objective is to kill you, sadly Bloodborne's multiplayer is basically dead since its hard to find another player to summon or invade

[@armandoguzmannieves5472]

You… You thought the company wasn’t called just “software”…?

[@morganrusnai4579]

Its not even that hard once you get used to it.. its a great game, should play it for sure. Its really not nearly as hard as people say it is.

[@josefsieffen18]

It is if the person playing doesn't want to be good at it. Case in point:

[@NamedNameless1]

I really think you should get into the lore of these games, especially Dark Souls and Elden Ring. For Dark Souls, I personally recommend VaatiVidya's "Dark Souls Lore ► Explained!" video as an introduction, and for Elden Ring, his "Elden Ring Lore" playlist is really good. His videos are the reason I started playing these games, they're really well made.

[@aechorviator693]

Its not only a PlayStation exclusive, it's a PlayStation 4 exclusive, as in you can't play on a PS5 (plz correct me if I'm wrong)

[@johanstenfelt1206]

Huh, what a Video. Say, how about doing the Kingdom Hearts Timeline Video by GameTrailers?

[@darkcarnage9188]

yep can only play it on ps4 ^^ be nice to get a pc port but fromsoft said it a complex mess so be hard and they are focused on elden ring.

[@themalcontent100]

If you do cyberpunk look up the vids on the board game. Yes, it was a board gamebefore avideo game. Because no one has a f***ing original idea anymore.

[@soulreaper1176]

Will you get Kirby to react to final fantasy 7 machinabridged or jontron? I feel like she'd love both 😂

[@theduckgoesmoo]

Yeah we’ve said for months that we’re going to do ff7ma after Alan Becker