BLOODSHOT

[@bricky7081]

This whole comment section deadass deserves an award for how well & on-point their shit is. I've learnt more than I have scrolling thru Google lol

[@bricky7081]

@Deserve Not Desire Oh! I found it from an artist on Deviantart long ago in my high school years lol.

[@TheZapan99]

Bloodshot's kryptonite is that he can't appear in any franchise in which Dwayne Johnson is involved. It is one of the many clauses of Bloodshot's cursed contract.

[@BeaudoinMotorsports]

I'm sorry, but this is Not Vin Diesel. I can understand this imposter.

[@keklypuzz1513]

Von Oil dw they are very similar

[@JB-1138]

Correct he is Mark Sinclair.

[@Saint_nobody]

I am Groot.

[@tiagodarkpeasant]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/l6OYnpmFZq6Grbc this is his origin

[@youngerjotaro5827]

@@tiagodarkpeasant acha q os gringos vão entender

[@h.lpzc.4304]

Billion times better than "Internet Gas" as an oringins story

[@Raximus3000]

touche

[@Doobee80]

🤣

[@lcm361]

I still can't believe this is a thing

[@pearsegallagher106]

....i mean....its unique i guess

[@Raximus3000]

@@pearsegallagher106 Just like cloning a machine from a protone!!

[@PitFriend1]

“A script cursed by an old woman” is actually a more original and interesting origin than the actual character has.

[@milkman4297]

i mean the og comic was from the 1960ś

[@BenJohnson0531]

icicle gaming 1990’s

[@noahhetrick2794]

It was before the 2000s so it was bound to be well basically be a insane guy on drugs.

[@BenJohnson0531]

Noah Hetrick the US is currently lead by an insane guy on drugs. Not much has changed.

[@noahhetrick2794]

@@BenJohnson0531 well anime and heroes aren't as well wtf like back then

[@howardgstrecke]

"Blood Clot" Jamaican super hero 😂

[@YurinanAcquiline]

Yuck!

[@clayongayle8870]

@@YurinanAcquiline who di bombo rassclot seh dat?

[@jdowg6]

Rasclat Bateman😭😭😭😂😂

[@howardgstrecke]

@@jdowg6 what's the sidekick's name?!?!?? 🤣

[@clayongayle8870]

@@howardgstrecke Pussy Claate

[@takeoffyourblinkers]

He has the power of, straight to streaming...

[@dukewolf7279]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@SpiderBRidin]

And put me straight to sleep with his lull and redundancy 😴😂

[@mikekazz5353]

It's the new straight to DVD.

[@22reecebrown]

Haha got'em still wish Jason David Frank would have played him he fits the bill more.

[@BarbadosBeerFestival]

Take Off Your Blinkers 🤣🤣🤣

[@callumboyou]

He should've said "nano machines son" when they ask what's his power

[@calmgoodfire4662]

He should’ve said “I only blew up a couple of ships”

[@sergeydoronin1579]

White body, red dot... I know who he is... CAPTAIN JAPAN!

[@NeroLeMorte]

Valiant has that character already they call him Rai as in samurai an antihero from japan

[@SentinelPrime-]

"That's right Japenry"

[@varto07]

I´m just amazed of how the can use the name "Bloodshot". I mean, is the giant galactic lawyer return to warn them of the copyright infriction again?

[@ccggenius]

With the pandemic Valiant is even more on the ropes than usual, so they're probably just thankful someone even knows their character exists.

[@oldmanlogan9616]

@@ccggenius Lmao

[@kimeraclan3135]

@@ccggenius To quote the famous KZbinr Georg Rockwall-Schmidt "Now I am no comic book expert, but I had never even heard of Valiant Comics. But when the X-Men movie was coming out you can bet that there were people who never even picked up a comic book in their life who knew who the X-Men are." Valiant properties really need to stand apart if they intend to stand on their own.

[@LucasCAPS]

*infringement

[@meachy]

Okay, I've touched on this before, and since you have opened the door with blood shot. I'm calling for a Kite Man and/or Booster Gold meets the Society of Virtue episode. Come on, the series has been leading to that moment for a while now.

[@SteveSmith-ty8ko]

meachy YES

[@christophercrafte]

I really want it to end with booster shamed but in reality he is an amazing hero.

[@meachy]

@@christophercrafte I'm thinking more along the lines just like the Bloodshot video. Booster is trying to explain how he is a super hero and the Society of Virtue members are shooting down how impractical his premise is. End it with Kite Man showing up only to hurt Boosters arguement by pointing out his "Powers" are basically his Kite. Can go two ways, they embrace how practical Kite Man is in comparison or point out his only validation is a guy with a kite strapped to his back. If one of them happens to call Booster Green Lantern, that would just be added whip cream on top for all of us that get that reference.

[@Randomyoutuber-4831]

I dunno, kite man kinda got his character redeemed in the harley quinn show.

[@meachy]

@@Randomyoutuber-4831 Actually he had a redeeming story in the comic first. If you haven't seen it already you can find a full break down in youtube. Birth of the "Kite Man. Hell yeah!" Edit: Pretty interesting story involving the Joker vs the Riddler.

[@anarchyantz1564]

His powers are to hold awesome D & D sessions with Dame Judy Dench.

[@DrakeBarrow]

That's a pretty good super power, to be fair.

[@anarchyantz1564]

@@DrakeBarrow Quite agree. Would seriously love to see a YT series showing his sessions with the A listers he has converted! :D

[@sams_not_here]

does bloodshot drive in illegal street races for the family?

[@brokenking5044]

Also robs banks in foreign countries.... for family

[@zoltanperei4789]

Also he's is the king of some kind of space knights.

[@local1925]

What do any of you know about family

[@jdowg6]

Impregnate psychic girls for the family

[@juliovictormanuelschaeffer8370]

He has the power, of getting any cinematic universe canned.

[@Sammo212]

oh...they used the Diesel look but he's the comic version.

[@Nintendo_Gamer1889]

Is this a commentary on the current state of MARVEL & DC? Bravo guys....Bravo...

[@ianlinn596]

I forgot this is a real movie. Society of Virtue's Bloodshot is cooler.

[@jasoethesentienteyeshapedg4847]

Which movie?

[@fidly4]

Bloodshot

[@TheDekotopGaming]

Bloodshot is also a comic book.

[@BelldandynoPredacon]

I am now a fan of BLOODSHOT!! (But the movie and DC)....I said FAN!! Damnit again.

[@MrRomanrin]

WAIT IT IS ????!

[@tskmaster3837]

Bloodshot has no need for your petty concept of "public visibility" because Bloodshot is cool enough to recognize how cool Bloodshot is. "You're Wolverine plus Deathstroke, divided by Deadpool! And everything cancels out to one big red zero like the one on your chest!" Bloodshot stands corrected.

[@kimeraclan3135]

You know something's wrong with your powers consistency when the C List heroes are questioning you.

[@tomasziskierka9557]

When Archer don't have any faith in you it is a clear sign that you must reflect on your life.

[@Tom531Cat]

@Tomasz Iskierka I’m glad that I wasn’t the only noticing the questioning by Archer. Of all the people out there, he truly is the last one who has any claim to question anyone. 😂

[@sivartb7273]

His power is staying up at night, fighting his insomnia...nothing works. He practiced martial arts and arms training online. Now he sleeps partially in the day and fights crime in the night.

[@CyclopsWasRight616]

Bloodshot is basically a cross between Robocop and Deadpool but without the jokes.

[@walterhoward5512]

The Bloodshot relaunch from a few years ago was amazing. I don't know how it ended up, but the first three or four years were great.

[@joshuakusuma5953]

Well, right now there's a Bloodshot relaunch with Tim Seeley writing after the last Bloodshot relaunch with Jeff Lemire concluded. Valiant right now really likes to launch, do a story arc, end the book and then launch again with a new writer.

[@walterhoward5512]

@@joshuakusuma5953 To be fair, that isn't two different from what Marvel and DC. How many number 1 issues have come out in the past few years from the big 2?

[@joshuakusuma5953]

@@walterhoward5512 Past few years? Alright, let's see. In 2016, DC had a big relaunch line wide. In 2019, they also relaunched a bunch of stuff. Superman, Suicide Squad, Young Justice, Legion of Superheroes, Hellblazer, Batman and the Outsiders. And I know I'm probably missing a bunch of stuff. Honestly, the only saving grace DC has when it comes to relaunching books is that they pace the number of relaunches so it's not overwhelming. Marvel though just feels like there is way too much to keep up with.

[@mikekazz5353]

MGS: nanomachines son Blood shot: certain types of tiny robots. Back of the box: nanobots

[@geardog24]

He's a 90's superhero, which means his power is guns and more guns.

[@lurkingPabs]

I feel like a giant intergalactic Lawyer is gonna apear somewhere.

[@ThatGuy-yc9yc]

Society of Virtue, please create a character like this: You can call him Valor or something noble, he is the type of hero that steel from the rich, and that pretty much it, sometime steals from those around him as well. People praise him because of his appeal and his heroic sounding name, and a slightly off catchphrase, but he is actually just a common thief. It plays on the idea that people sometimes care more for how people appear than what their character (persons values) are.

[@msmaria5039]

Sounds like fun.

[@BelldandynoPredacon]

To simple....I will call him "The Thief". Trade Mark this.

[@wdcain1]

Wasn't there a sexy catburglar from _Fullmetal Alchemist_ with that exact same pitch?

[@tiagodarkpeasant]

@@wdcain1 or even catwoman, she is a vilain, but nobody cares because she only steals from the rich, and the rich in gotham are criminals and she is not a murderer like the other villains

[@ismailtopa3671]

You know how a joke he is when the joke members of SoV are interviewing him

[@richmcgee434]

Ye gods, the Nineties flashbacks to my days working in a comic shop are positively traumatic.

[@dorkymations4432]

His power is to create awesome action movie trailers and toys.

[@ImperativeGames]

Shouldn't be underestimated =)

[@fortcastellan1730]

The poster of The Phantom in the background made me sad. That character, and his legacy, deserved better...

[@andreim4781]

He looks like the Japanese flag

[@hydron3299]

Im pretty sure that goes into his origin

[@thebassrogue]

Because it is the japanese flag, because in the comics is the japanese government that turns him into a "superhero"

[@kimeraclan3135]

If the Japanese were designed by Rob Liefeld.

[@adoptedartist]

First thought was Japanese version of Van Diesel

[@mistercrool2538]

AndRay Stuff n Stuff If the Japanese flag was a steroid abuser.

[@antoniojosemerino7344]

Thanks for bringing these characters back, I love these three, jajaja

[@Kentrc11]

The origin & powers of Bloodshot are still unclear to this day... because Bloodshot is a RED SHIRT lol

[@lucascardoso773]

Action figure that's produced in Brazil as you all can read on the action figure's box: "edição limitada". So you can expect loads of samba as power instead of abillities to throw bullets and explosions... Unless that it was made by Zé Piqueno. In the second case, that Bloodshot name will make sense, but I strongly recommend you to hide your wallet.

[@marquiseemthembuu997]

So his origin is that he fell into a vat of irony

[@jarosawsobinski1928]

Or vat of redundancy vat.

[@firesnake2475]

does that make him related to crocubot?

[@novadselir1068]

Bloodshot : nanites also know as family regenerate all wounds and also makes the user mumble growl.

[@pikachu_dead1254]

Looks like Drax Name like deadshot Powers of Deadpool Am I missing something here?

[@kiriose]

Speaks like Groot

[@oldmanmammoth5364]

pikachu _dead its a joke on how Van Diesel is mad that he is no longer the star in his own franchise so he’s trying to make a new one to be the star of.

[@atraparte]

m.imdb.com/title/tt1634106/

[@Raximus3000]

@@oldmanmammoth5364 True in a shallow franchise like F and F when you put a guy who is cooler than him and one who is bigger than him(height and muscle mass) he is going to look expendable, lol.

[@jonathancampbell7798]

@@oldmanmammoth5364 he has riddick lol

[@M567dk]

Honestly, this is way better than the actual original character given the lack of background and visual representation in other media outside the failing movie.

[@Randomyoutuber-4831]

guys I just googled it, he was literally quoting his wiki page when reading off his action figure.

[@Jonkin715]

BWHAHAHAHA! That is priceless!

[@maxthepaladin2147]

Bloody hell, you're right

[@QuizMasterEntertainment]

So Bloodshot is an actor hired to act as a hero just to sell merch. He'll fit nicely, he's not the first haha

[@Raximus3000]

What part of bloodshot and Vin Diesel look heroic?! Anti-hero hell YES.

[@QuizMasterEntertainment]

@@Raximus3000 you missed the joke do badly it makes me worry about the future of humanity

[@bocowan9106]

He’s a niche superhero from an indie comic in the 90s

[@difficultbastard]

What's his real name, Vincent Petrol?

[@Kaunte]

That's clearly Vance Fuel.

[@TheZapan99]

Beer Gasoline!

[@LucasCAPS]

Fun fact: the _Ben 10_ reboot legit has a parody of him called Vin Ethanol.

[@whishii]

1:25 why the action figure box is in Portuguese?

[@cuttwice3905]

I had no idea the PR firm had gotten that powerful.

[@kurtlangberg6143]

Oh, they’re taking digs at Steel and The Phantom! Shade has been nicely thrown here.

[@markmolino6091]

I thought you guys was going to call him Blood Spot ,but it seems nowadays anyone can become a hero in the Society of Virtue.

[@invictvsreinhardtgermanicv9321]

He’s basically covered in nanites and he’s like deadshot but 100x cooler.

[@fenrirtheicewolf2019]

He's got the powers of family street racing...

[@beefgravystudios]

I actually remember reading Bloodshot comics years ago...

[@oldbrokenhands]

At least they spared Quantum and Woody.

[@wilykat]

I'll bet Vin Diesel isn't amused by this parody. But I sure the hell am. LOL

[@AGrayPhantom]

The trailer makes him look invulnerable, and any damage he takes is immediately regenerated.

[@Mate397]

Nanomachines, son!

[@joshabar5386]

Only draw back is that he needs proteins for that regeneration

[@emmanuelperez1516]

josh Abar I mean didnt they fix that at the end

[@spaceracer23]

"Bloodshot has awesome powers which cause destruction wherever he goes. When someone gets in the way of Bloodshot, things end badly.... for others. Because for Bloodshot it all ends well. He ends up destroying ecerything... which is cool... and fun!" Soooooo.... He's Carol Danvers....

[@AA-dk1hd]

One parody of ben 10 in society of virtue

[@hades1916]

Isn't there a Vin Diesel movie called Bloodshot?

[@KamuiCage]

The power of being carried by Savage Dragon

[@xastielmuffinz3047]

i mean, old woman curse is pretty much an acceptable origin story for everything

[@wolfbearice]

*"BLOODSH🔴T"* Somehow I've just counted how many times they mentioned his name, and it was eleven times... so yeah.

[@lennywright5655]

Bloodshot’s just looking for a.. Family!

[@joshuakusuma5953]

That's... not entirely wrong, actually. In the comics he actually does have a family.

[@fubarandfriends4362]

I own and read blood shot comics, he is like one punch man with guns..

[@mishainutr]

archer...really? you wanna talk about special powers and origins?:D

[@Qwertyuiop-lg7ko]

Thats the joke

[@TheSuperCasual2914]

Because remember... SUPERMAN!!! -The Iron Giant, who was also played by Vin Diesel.

[@mitybarreiros4782]

Go home Vin Diesel!

[@mascadadelpantion8018]

When nineties comic book writers just thought about bloody comic books and no story

[@OddlyDashing]

To this day, we still don't know what Bloodshot's real first name is

[@igimyoume1515]

You have your own Action Figure,

[@BelldandynoPredacon]

Well yeah, I got mine.

[@warishussain82]

Rewatching all your videos, stay safe guy's

[@cameronmorris9868]

Is he from Japan?

[@timvanrijn8239]

He looks like a japanes flag

[@southtexasbrushcountryboy4176]

Bloodshot looks and sounds like Vin Diesel

[@lazarx804]

Yeah, I wonder why

[@szarekhthesilent2047]

Because Vin Diesel is a Bloodshot parody.

[@raiseanothermanskidsforlov4920]

The Comic Book Bloodshot looks nothing like Vin Diesel

[@danielcebastionmunizYT]

He's Deadshot and Deadpool infused together A superhero is like Batman but uses guns

[@MrMViceroy]

Bloodshot isn't exactly new. He's been around since the 90's.

[@NonchalantlyChozen]

This could just as easily be iron man 1. No one reads comics until the movie makes the character cool.

[@deandresimmons9600]

Blood shoot is pretty bad ass if you now the comic

[@NonchalantlyChozen]

I felt so bad for vin. Xxx, Riddick, last witch hunter, This was his 1. But Corona said "go back to cars and family"

[@winstonbritto2789]

What..This is a real movie..

[@muraxesis]

I love when dumb people think that just because they are seeing something for the first time, means that it is new. Bloodshot is nearly 20 years old.

[@theblackoutexplorer2658]

Jarrett Matthews I mean I thought they where parodying something and didn’t even know a movie about the guy game came out recently (sense ya know parody channel) so it really is all just random general knowledge

[@oldmanlogan9616]

He is over 20 years old.

[@monospark9812]

I mean seeing something for the first time means that it's new to the person. If I hadn't seen superman until this point, (extremely unlikely but bear with me) he'd be new to me.

[@Suominaattori]

I hope we'll see more of bloodshot in the future:D

[@solidkingcobra]

Bloodshot, a Vin Diesel man.

[@CosmicDuskWolf]

Bloodshot. Just everything bloodshot.

[@manojkumar-jt3fw]

its all about family

[@doubleheadedeagle6769]

I got the first printing comic book. Think it was back in the 90’s.

[@sircasmanmarvellolover1323]

I’m surprised they were allowed to use bloodshot

[@toomanyaccounts]

parody

[@sircasmanmarvellolover1323]

But if it’s a pardoy they aren’t allowed to use the actual name for the hero?

[@sentry1996]

toomanyaccounts I thought they couldn’t use certain names and characters Remember the one with the lawyer and Bird man? I’m pretty sure that was a metaphor for that!

[@mewletter]

They already got He-man and his crew shown here legally. Just need to pull some "right" strings to do it. LOL

[@SPSax4]

Woah, woah, woah. Bloodhsot is an actual thing?

[@FeinryelRavenclaw]

This guy looks like vin diesel. Oh now I get it. This guy is just vin diesel.

[@TheZapan99]

Bloodshot: "My secret identity, ah yes, uhhh, my real name is Beer Gasoline."

[@JoshityJosh]

Nah.. if it was Vín Diesel you woudnt understand him because of his mumbling

[@muhlestermoon6436]

Bloodshot= Punisher+Wolverine+Any shapeshifter

[@brianjohnson1867]

The "origin" is hilarious

[@SurprisinglyDeep]

Hahaha, this video was hilarious! However Bloodshot not knowing his own secret origin is part of his character. Like Bloodshot was a U.S. army special forces soldier that died in combat. He was revived by an immoral and unethical secret military group named "Project Rebirth". They wiped his memory to try to remove his humanity in order to make him the perfect mindless killing machine. His comic book series are about him trying to build a new life for himself and do good in the world despite having no memory of his origins or background. Also the new movie has that as part of the plot. The trailer at first seems to show the movie as having a stereotypical plot of "badass dude that got revived as a superhuman killer gets revenge on his and his girlfriend/wife's murderer(s)". However it shows that that plot is subverted. Bloodshot likely never had a girlfriend or wife. Every person he killed wss just somebody that the nefarious "Project Rebirth" wanted dead. Each time after Bloodshot kills someone he gets memory wiped and implanted with new fake memories. Every time he wakes up at the the lab they tell him he's been revived for the first time. I think naturally the plot of the movie will be about him taking down the evil corporation and him trying to regain his real memories. Also Bloodshot does have clearly defined superpowers. In additon to the superhuman strength, agility and healing powers he can shapeshift and hack into machines. Also he still has all his special force's solider training.

[@christopherhazell420]

Uh, this whole backstory sounds like, Deadpool!

[@SurprisinglyDeep]

@@christopherhazell420 What do you mean? Deadpool's backstory is common knowledge. He was an immoral mercenary named Wade Wilson. He had moral principles but few moral and ethical standards. He was dying of cancer infestations in multiple parts of his body. In the comics (dunno about the film since I haven't seen it) he was approached by Canada's Weapon X government super human development agency (the same group that gave Wolverine the adamantium coating on his bones.) Weapon X offered Wade the chance to volunteer as a test subject for an experimental procedure designed to give humans super healing abilities. Wade agreed and volunteered himself. The procedure didn't cure his cancer. What it did do was sort of "merge" his body with the cancer. As a result he gained super healing and the ability to see past the fourth wall and realise he's only a fictional character. The downside was that the physical effects of the surgery (and also possibly his newfound knowledge that he is only fictional) drove him somewhat crazy. A big difference between the two characters is that Deadpool is a comedy character while Bloodshoot is a nearly completely serious character. Also Deadpool spends most of his time on selfish misadventures or on mercenary jobs, while Bloodshoot spends most of his time trying to take down Project Rebirth and any group with the shared goal of making mindless superhuman soldiers

[@Tom531Cat]

Isn’t kinda bad that Vin Diesel is known to be that guy who does random movies now? Bloodshot never occurred to me being something related to an obscured comic. Instead, my thought was “Oh no, what the hell is he playing this time?”

[@MDG-mykys]

And Dwayne Johnson

[@Tom531Cat]

@Michele Del Giudice Yep, that person name came to mind minutes later. Then you posted it. XD

[@fandude666]

I honestly never heard of this guy, I thought it was a joke tell I looked him, he's fucking real and looks like the Punisher had sex with the japanese flag.

[@TheZapan99]

It is the fate of every action movie star, you can't stay badass and ripped after turning 50, unless you play nice and join forces with others like in the Expendables.

[@Tom531Cat]

@fandude666 Thanks to SoV, I checked out his trailer. Appearance wise, it doesn’t fully phase me but it’s more it’s Vin Diesel that’s throwing me off. (But yea the Punisher and Japanese flag is slowly forming in my mind and I hate that it’s doing that. 😂) The storyline, at least from the trailer, looks like a cross between Wolverine’s missing memory and evil scientists bit with Robocop defining a man bit. Plus, the comment section said the trailer showed the plot twist. *smh at the trailer markers* I wonder, if Vin Diesel didn’t seem so generic to me, would this trailer have changed my mind on giving the movie a chance, minus the trailer spoiling..

[@artbythecoco]

As much as I'm chuckling at this for making fun of Bloodshot's relative obscurity among superheroes (even the 90s characters he's super representative of)... Odds are, the next recommended video will always be some comic nerd explaining exactly who Bloodshot is and gushing about how cool his comic is. ;P

[@morganwilkason970]

Even though Bloodshot came out in the 90's

[@garyjust.johnson1436]

Need more of this.....

[@imanuelgonzalez2853]

Deadshot representing Japan 🇯🇵

[@FrancescoC-pe1ne]

what happen to the people of this channel?? i dicovered it way too late; if they upgraded to something else please let me know; i want to follow them. thanks.

[@andres99571]

It was amazing the similarities with the real movie, a superheroe movie made with no any reazon

[@alucard002x]

I'm gonna need that Bloodshot funko and nendoroid bros

[@Kameeho]

for a moment i thought this guy was NIPPON-MAN.

[@ickyvicky]

Does he stream on Facebook?

[@johnathon271]

You should have called him Oneshot

[@Jonkin715]

Genius

[@uberbyte7467]

That's actually very clever considering the movie will most likely get no sequel.

[@lockedin6699]

Yeah they should also parody the names. Just putting their names is a missed opportunity.

[@tyfyh622]

Baldshot?

[@tiagodarkpeasant]

@@lockedin6699 they probably though the name was so bad that it didn't need a parody

[@Polyglot_English]

Детерминизм это Свобода 🤙

[@imperial_dragon2]

You can never go wrong with a cursed object. Look at enchantress. Or merlin. Or greenlantern. Or shazam.