Bloon Tower Defense is for Insane People

[@gamerunner560]

This game is more addictive than hard drugs

[@user-ro5ju9vv7v]

@DontReadMyPicture93to bad

[@Jackofalltraits_]

​@disassembly4147 your not a human being

[@katokaro8]

Same​@disassembly4147

[@Gloomy_yt-_-]

Best game

[@poopshitterslostmedia]

clearly you haven snorted quality weed yet

[@baileytimmons8321]

As someone who's level 88 on BTD 6, watching Kwite stumble around and enjoy this game is simultaneously endearing, annoying, and funny. I hope he puts out another video of him playing this again. Edit: Having read these replies, I have been sufficiently humbled lol

[@deenut5582]

im level 132 with 250~ hours, grass fears me

[@Tobberias]

@@deenut5582 damn it I'm level 131

[@JakeLaserBeam]

level 143 💪

[@baileytimmons8321]

@@JakeLaserBeam Ah, I see how much further there is to go lol

[@zionxxv]

Level 128 almost 129

[@princestuttery5167]

I picked up Bloons TD 6 because I remembered it from my youth, playing it in the computer room after my assignments. I also thought it was something to put in the background while I worked on something else. It's been maybe three or so years and it's now my most played game on Steam.

[@ilikedeepwoken]

bro btd6 is only 6 years old, if you played it when it was 3, that means you still ARE young :skull:

[@princestuttery5167]

@@ilikedeepwoken There were other Bloons Tower Defenses before 6 that I played when I was a kid. I'm pretty sure one of them was on Coolmathgames, lol

[@anusaukko6792]

@@ilikedeepwoken He means the franchise of bloons tower defense as a whole pretty sure, considering the first game is like... well over a decade old by now, like 15 years or something.

[@alexuz441]

@@ilikedeepwoken they mean the whole franchise and btd 1 is from 2007

[@Landons24s]

Bro Same with me, I played btd3 and 5 on my school computers and when I saw btd6 on steam, I picked it up about 4-5 years ago and now I have almost 1200 hours in the game

[@Stereo-hb2lo]

Some fun facts and tips about this game 1. The monkeys have developed a completely clean nuclear-esque energy, seen on the submarines 2. Psi is the only monkey to make Adora laugh 3. Arctic wind ice monkeys when placed next to water make "ice platforms", letting land money stand on water while the ice monkey is present 4. Elevation matters! Global range towers like snipers and advanced intel subs can have sight-lines blocked by obstacles when too low

[@Parrasect_oc]

You mean Bloontonium?

[@garygary117]

Now blackborder all the maps, no pay 2 win, no guides.

[@Snesthekeleton]

The no guides is crazy

[@thecertifieddoctor]

​@@Snesthekeletonit's called hard work and ingenuity, something you liberals aren't all that familiar with

[@thegoose8670]

bro every map? that is extremely difficult

[@trickstertwister612]

@@thecertifieddoctor monky throw dart

[@Princess_Of_The_Parade]

@@thecertifieddoctorthat’s… oddly political for a simple monkey game. What, you gonna say “communism is best” next?

[@SomeRand0mNerd]

bro has the realest reaction to round 63 😭😭😭😭

[@alexuz441]

ikr

[@kamikadzegga9188]

2:27 After spending 800h in this game I feel like the "fast mode" is the standard one, and when I need to put the "slow mode" that's when you know it's a real struggle.

[@cumbersvision4139]

Same i have 790 hour and 54 bcm i hate slow mode when you get late game its not that bad

[@noj7354]

He made this god damn video and now he's in a btd6 cypher rap. Wowie

[@notomatoesonmytaco]

BLOON, KWITE?? BLOON? SINGULAR, NOT PLURAL????

[@gritscasserole]

yep, just one

[@jaewol359]

🎈

[@filipemartinho1753]

It's quite a formidable bloon

[@Cera_01]

​@@jaewol359 🎯

[@sr.lontra]

Pop it

[@thecertifieddoctor]

stream plug mid ragequit is INSANE

[@randomyoutuber2633]

This game and Battle Cats are the most addictive mobile games of all time.

[@Cosmo_Samoyed]

Based Battle Cats comment 🤘

[@TheGrimbler]

Real. Re-downloaded Battle cats recently (Rip Old save), while BTD6 is my second most played game on steam

[@Jupiterisnt]

Battle cats like the peta game? Cus I eat that shit up

[@KokoroFrog]

I put so many hours into Battle Cats, I only stopped cuz I couldn’t keep up with the relic Catfruit and behemoth stone grind 😔

[@Snapcracklepop12]

I kinda wanna play Battle Cats again but with a new save without seed tracking so I don't get carried by Dasli (Elder Fruit will be a pain). Really enjoyed some of the more skill based level like floor 30 Heavenly Tower.

[@aixle]

I kinda expected 63 to be his undoing. 63 can easily get the best of anyone if you accidentally forget to prep for the round even if you know it's coming, let alone if you don't know

[@antoniotrivelloni8191]

MOAR Glaives massacres 63, 76, and 78, but the number of times I think "Nah, my defense'll be fine" only to get sent to the defeat screen on Impoppable is humiliatingly high. I have to remind myself to just pick it up

[@InfintyRapz]

funny how bro was on the cypher on this game

[@Ryu_K1ng]

I found you boy.

[@MochaNeko]

kwite looks like a caterpillar

[@lifeaccordingtomax]

Molly poppy ate a caterpillar 🐛 killed a kid with some pillars Molly poppy ate a caterpillar 🐛

[@no9221]

I recently just got off of like a 7 months bloons addiction. Now I can officially say I am back on it. Thanks kwite

[@David_TheSuperior]

Being a certified Bloons Veteran watching more people get into BTD6 is a sight and spectacle to witness.

[@HelloJunior-w8j]

As a bloons player with 1 black border, btd6 goes hard

[@Random13class]

Little Baby-Man. I remember straight up fighting over the computers that faced away from the teacher in IT class so that we could play the predecessor to this on whatever flash game site we could find that wasn't blocked by the school firewall.

[@SantiagoGardominguez]

I didnt expect u to be in the btd6 rap cypher but here we are

[@kirand92gaming]

As someone who spent way too much time on this, have 2 account, 1 lvl 140 and an other 90, this is very funny and entertaining to watch, enjoy the game, best tower defense out there

[@ellijocalair4015]

9:35 its actually the longest map in the game and alot of 2 tc combos(2 towers only on chimps) are on it he was not lying chimps is a gamemode that tests the players knowledge like a expert mode in some games it stands for NO Continues,Health,Income,Monkey knowledge,Powers,Selling this gamemode is unique since you can't cheat in anyway and cheating gets your account flagged meaning you cannot play the online stuff in btd6 like bosses and challenge editor

[@4ovaknd967]

0:03 I CLICKED ON THIS SAYING " hey kwite plays funny monke game" WTF

[@senthemink]

I can only imagine kwite seeing ddts for the first time

[@terrablades6975]

It’s so fun as a bloons expert watching people playing bloons for the first time

[@atoastedtoaster]

Just found out you where on a Bloons rap cypher with a stacked list

[@Exorbulla]

I am purple level 5 in btd6, and i have been playing the game for a LOOOOONG time. Imo its one of, if not the best td games in the world, and i love seeing you play it

[@AltraHapi]

fellow veteran level 🤝

[@big__shell]

i used to play btd5 all the time on my mum's ipad. got btd6 like 2 years ago and i've played it a ton but also not really a ton. fun game though and i'd love to see more of this! btw, you've probably already figured this out, but dart monkeys and similar towers are good on straightaways because they have piercing projectiles that move in a straight line. for something like a bomb tower, it doesn't really matter. also, changing targeting options for towers is pretty important. for example, a straight shooting monkey like a dart monkey can be set to last and it will attack the last bloon in its range. this means if it's on a straightaway it will go in a straight line always, even if there are bloons moving ahead. why is this good? well, assuming you've got towers cleaning up the back, your dart monkey will be getting more out of each dart it throws. it can help with spreading damage out over groups. so, i pretty much always start any game with a dart monkey or other straight shooter set to last looking down a straightaway. another helpful targeting option is strong. this will make the tower shoot the strongest bloon in its range. this is good for towers that can hit lead bloons, because it will usually focus them. there comes a point where leads aren't the strongest around but by that point you usually have good lead clearing. also, as far as dopamine goes i'd give a special recommendation for the tack zone and prince of darkness upgrades. both of them are just, like, chef's kiss. tack zone just shreds anything trying to get past it, while pod is extremely good at cleaning up bloons and can hit all bloon types with its own reanimated bloons.

[@Poltargot]

accurate r63 reaction. i hope you had fun playing the monke game! i recommend unlocking more upgrades and finding out what they do in sandbox mode. :)

[@ukkisragee9983]

Nah, r34 is way harder tho. Especially when using Adora as the hero. Google BTD6 Adora r34 to learn more!

[@CanalDoPhillipeMEME]

@@ukkisragee9983 IS THAT EVEN A THING...?

[@meneersnoepsnor]

I'm level 150 and have blackbordered 44/74 maps all beginner & intermediate map. Which is about 59% of the game's maps. So I can confirm that yes. It's addicting

[@crosssans9984]

44/64*

[@meneersnoepsnor]

@@crosssans9984 hmm maybe I miss calculated. Tho that would mean I much further in completion than I thought. I will re calculate it myself again tho just to be sure.

[@Meri637]

i was literally just playing bloons what the hell

[@Professional_dumb_stupid_idiot]

Same I just finnished the new map

[@crosssans9984]

same

[@HelloJunior-w8j]

Fr

[@ilivory974]

Kwite appreciating Quincy is so funny to me

[@mrehatt2582]

the fact that in this game there are Balloons (the one thats used at parties) and then it scales to bloons (creatures full of evil that if a monkey were to hug it he gets sent to the end of the map, where we dont know what happens theere but its probably eternal suffering and death) is pretty funny to me.

[@SquawkingtheTalk]

Bro was foreshadowing like a mother Fauker

[@Rivsaman]

Bloons being my most played videogame in steam, I can confirm that I am indeed insane

[@SomeRand0mNerd]

IM GONNA GET IT EVERYWHERE BRO IM THE BIGGEST BLOONS MEATRIDER I EVEN GOT BLOONS MERCH AND 900 HOURS IN IT 😭😭

[@SoraFan23]

I remember playing BTD 3 on Cool Math Games website. I used to play that back in school.

[@Lever200]

its always good to see more btd6 enjoyers

[@lulsleeprest8964]

btd popping noises were my asmr

[@adambarclay2393]

YOOOO IT'S GREEN BLOONCHIPPER MAN

[@demitrischoenwald1436]

Don't worry, he's just getting better slowly. Everyone dies their first time against round 63. When he starts understanding the importance of using his abilities, what towers are best against large quantities of bloons, as well as learning how tower XP works for getting new upgrades for the monkeys, he'll be fine

[@Emperor-Quill]

My brother is lvl 96 and his highest round of all time was round 255. In the most recent version of the game his best round was 153. His highest round in CHIMPS, the hardest difficulty in the game, was 86.

[@K0ZNIK]

as a man who's veteran level 6, you have no idea what you've gotten yourself into

[@maximusharbour3463]

Wait until he hears about the hardmode challenge levels, or CHIMPS

[@blazeking0672]

Man, you made me forget that I need to feed my addiction. Let me boot up bloons.

[@diamondplayz2145]

The Sniper Monkey is my absolute favorite.

[@TemmieUnderTF2TransRights]

As someone who’s in the hundreds I love seeing kwite play like a kid in a candy shop

[@echodolphonian5729]

I couldn't imagine someone rage quitting bloons td6 of all games

[@JulianP-q6u]

thx for making my day better while being sick and having a bad allergy at the same time.

[@shadowrobot77]

Grab that red shiny rock, i think it was something-113, idk but it is cool, shiny, and 100% does NOT change a person's genetic sequence by touching the rock itself

[@Nyxel16]

As a level 154 in this game, it is painful seeing the placement of his towers

[@SnailyTheSnail]

As a lvl 127, I agree

[@Thiefthebat]

honestly, glad you played it, confused why you hated getting better upgrades to help with later round, and not understanding how much strategy people spend in this game is insane (player made challenges can be and will be brutal)

[@ogom-io3rb]

As someone who has tested challenges for over an hour straight you are absolutely correct no sane human plays btd6. Super fun though.

[@Drillofskeletronium]

yknow something that’s REALLY for insane people? it’s a lil thing called skyblock on this minecraft server called hypixel (cries in 2.2k hours)

[@BasicallyBaconSandvichIV]

How has Kwite never played bloons before? Five was legit fire back in the day.

[@SilverSoul-bx4zv]

the far track glue monkeys hurt me

[@RaidenHour]

I've played BTD6 practically since it came out and oh my god. It's still just as good 1000+ hours later

[@Duckboi13]

As someone who plays bloons daily you're playing makes me want to cry

[@darthplague]

Btd6 has taken my soul, my dignity, my sanity, and my will to live.

[@twych]

this video is giving me PHYSICAL PAIN

[@MichaelMiller-zl9bj]

Morgan is that you?

[@Moron_V8]

As a level 117 btd 6 player with more hours of experience than I wish to admit, here’s a few tips for beginners: 1. Get cheap towers that can hold off the bloons and save up for bigger upgrades. Usually, the dart monkey, monkey sub, or tack shooter works best. 2. Debuff the bloons. Glue monkeys can slow down bloons, top path ice can make moabs take more damage, etc. It doesn’t matter if it’s a few ceramics or 100 bfbs, the debuffs will always be useful. 3. Use banana farms. They give you extra money, to the point where I don’t think any strategies for the base difficulties don’t use them. Trust me, you’ll have god like towers by round 70 by using farms. Bonus tip: If you see little icons at the bottom left of your screen, press them to activate an ability. I’ll let you figure out what the abilities themselves do though ;3

[@Tiawesomeness]

bro would never survive impoppable. I think if someone explained C.H.I.M.P.S to him he'd cry

[@kotic-9]

in case you see this kwite dart monkeys on straight aways should be upgraded top path because the jug and ult jug have infinite pierce so it goes in a straight line thru all the bloons

[@brilliantarrow4125]

Love the shift from Medium: "This is the best game ever made, we're playing this the rest of stream" To Hard: "This is the worst game ever made and I'm rage quitting right now"

[@ClayGaming-zd7es]

Kwote is a professional at judging everything by first impressions

[@Terminator45845]

This intro is the most relatable thing about Btd6.

[@bobcat_baker]

I am the only person in my friend group that doesn’t play this game. It could be the middle of a football game (we’re in the marching band), and I could look over and see them playing this shit. I’m genuinely afraid of this game because of how many times I’ve looked over and said, “Hey, man, whatcha playing?” and the response was, “MONKEY GAME.”

[@pokemata1035]

MONKEY GAME! MONKEY GAME! MONKEY GAME! MONKEY GAME! MONKEY GAME! MONKEY GAME! MONKEY GAME!

[@bobcat_baker]

@@pokemata1035 NO NO NO NO GET OUT OF MY HEAD

[@Freakyknight1]

That first defense on the loop hurt me mentally💀

[@MultiverseOG]

As someone who plays the game as well, you will end up giving your entire life to the sun goddess adora, why you may ask, because it must be done, she is the only thing you’ll ever need!

[@tedredac]

Get Etienne as soon as you can He can grant camo detection to all towers around level 8

[@Lykardss]

As a bloons enjoyer myself, having reached up to round 330, this game is addictive like cocahaine and heroine

[@habibibasket7672]

this game is an addiction bro. the 3 mil xp I have on tack shooter is no joke

[@wutboio1792]

Kwite being quiet so i turn the volume up, also kwite " damn damn DAMN DAMN DAMN!"

[@Dominopulse37]

This explains a lot...

[@thebee-fn7rv]

Hard mode is pretty simple to beat once you get the hang of it

[@MonkeyGng]

do NOT let bro find out bout C.H.I.M.P.S. mode dawg😭🙏🏿

[@rocker8890]

As a BTD6 player, I get high off of getting a new record. (267 aaaa) Update 4 months later: I was able to successfully summon the VTSG and currently have a record of 271 (The run is still alive, I’ll continue it later).

[@CottonCandyyCane]

The cut between here is kinda funny 10:16

[@TheMeebKing]

9:35 No they were not lmao. It is the longest track in the game, plus the crusher is super op.

[@Zach-804]

He’s a beginner, he didn’t know the crusher exists.

[@TheMeebKing]

@@Zach-804 Didn’t catch the stream, but it looks like he used it a couple times

[@ckadefoliat2882]

ain't geometry the easiest?

[@TheMeebKing]

@@ckadefoliat2882 That is not a thing

[@ckadefoliat2882]

@@TheMeebKingforgor the name of the map, its Cubism

[@Leprechaun_LMF]

It's finally here

[@lolshadoyt]

as a btd6 player, i love his reactions to anything.

[@CH4SED0WN]

"i don't have the jiggle physics set up YET" get ready.

[@APunisherKnight]

I used to be addicted to Bloons back in the day

[@KL53986]

BTD6 is awesome, i think everyone should play it at one point.

[@jackbob83]

He didn’t even get to CHIMPS mode >:D No continues, no hearts lost, no income, no monkey knowledge, no powers, no selling towers, play rounds 6-100

[@Thebloonsolver]

oh boy, let's wait his reaction when he attempts to beat chimps

[@realbelgo]

Kwite failing BY FAR the easiest map in the game is so funny

[@druidplayz2313]

Dude it was LITERALY his 2nd game

[@quipo2029]

have you ever heard of logs

[@AltraHapi]

@@quipo2029devils advocate: Scrapyard is the easiest map in terms of track length

[@SuperAgentAlex]

as an insane person, I can confirm I've played too much of this game already and I will play more

[@Shadow_The_Glitch]

As the legend wolfy playz said... THE MONKEY!!!!!

[@dragonsweat256]

Bro play it for the first time and 6 months later he's on a cypher for the game and knows about the bloon chipper

[@D3NPC]

We bloonin' all day bro

[@Tburico78]

i started playing this after the video, my life has changed

[@icenovice]

i mean, win-win for me, i get to watch btd6 gameplay and a few more people understand that this game isn't just "some mobile game"

[@LeSuper_BoB]

I have more than 1400 hours and level 150 in BTD6, the game took me a lot of my time and I don't have BlakBoard all maps :P

[@Whiskerflux]

1st game defenses: omg i am going to kms this strategy gave me physical pain 2nd game: damn. (Im still kms)

[@ruff1e]

why must every game I like get me labeled as an even more insane person by Kwite

[@diamondplayz2145]

Bloons TD6 is super addictive. I’ve put more than 1 million hours on it.

[@WayneGabriel]

Bloom chipper

[@Swarming-Languendo]

FINALLY the hoodie is playing my addition game lets gooo!

[@Conmonkeywookie]

Seeing him not upgrade his monkeys makes my bones dry

[@lalaldka]

as a corvus main, this gives me great pain, while very entertaining.

[@skexachon]

Wait till bro learns about hard throns and druid of the jungle 💀🙏