Geometry Dash is a game for Insane People

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Today I played Geometry Dash, a game that was made for people who don't like themselves. this game is sisyphian in nature, and sucks away at the soul and its ability to proces emotion. its pretty bad. In that way i relate to the struggle of geometry d ash a lot. it symbolizes the internal battles i have with my demons in a deceivingly brightly colored package. I can see this being used in therapeutic settings after a few decades
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[@SOS-BFV]

As a Geometry Dash player, I can confirm we aren’t okay in the head

[@hermitrobin]

Congregation jumpscare when

[@Lilyxxpancakes]

Felt that lol

[@FlareStorms]

​@@hermitrobinafter bloodbath jumpscare

[@walllo3965]

Real

[@SOS-BFV]

@@hermitrobin *pesta jumpscare*

[@Eljahhh2]

Kwite having the motor skills of a child and being stuck on the first level will never not be funny

[@AtlasMothFex]

I can’t even comment on this, it took me 800 tries to beat it originally.

[@ASlapperGuy]

@@AtlasMothFexdang it took me like under 10 tries for the first time I ever played GD.

[@Vaihly]

​@@AtlasMothFex bro how do yall suck that bad it took me like 3 tries at best 😭🙏

[@simonssj7707]

​@@Vaihly me just 1

[@FoamBanana]

Literally every single one of you is lying because it took me .5 tries 😔

[@Pandemonium--]

As a geometry dash player myself i can confirm my mental state has consistently deteriorated since i started playing this game

[@Landon7222]

Same

[@wanrudou6819]

Same

[@very.silly.jester]

Honesty explosive

[@giokomkom4004]

same

[@Jhomzz26]

Relate

[@virtualdash]

As a Geometry Dash fan, it’s always fun seeing someone with no experience trying to beat the first level and seeing popular levels. I can also confirm that we are not ok in the head; I mean, just look at lobotomy levels

[@HyperNova808]

To be fair, lobotomy levels were ironic humor…

[@mangaprofilepicture5820]

⁠@@HyperNova808to be fair, FIRE IN THE HOLE 🟢🟢🟢🔥⤵️🕳️

[@Consumer_of_small_children]

@@mangaprofilepicture5820 WATER ON THE HILL 💧💧💧⛰️⛰️⛰️🗣️🗣️🗣️

[@sweetsweetkhajoor]

fr, i havent those type of content since like 7 years ago

[@gamer_glenn5438]

After 7 years of no update, can ya blame us?

[@theemeraldweegee2503]

Fun fact, at 60fps, that Tidal Wave level requires 200 frame perfect clicks to complete. As a geometry dash player, I can say that we are not okay in the head and these levels are a perfect example as of why.

[@memesong21]

and three people already beat that level 💀

[@NebulatheZorua]

​@@memesong21 to be fair at 240 (2.2's native physics rate) and 360 (probably what they beat it at using mega hack) it's alot easier than at 60 still fucking hard but easier than 60

[@noneknowstheswagger]

this reminds me of my childhood where one day my entire math class had a geometry dash tournament when the teacher and sub didn’t show up and we all thought the kid who won would get carpal tunnel

[@tenidiotaodpizzy4603]

what

[@supercharged5-39]

Incredible

[@Jake2534]

​@@tenidiotaodpizzy4603when your hands joints feel stiff as hell from repeating the same input

[@Kratos_TM]

That sounds like so much fun lol

[@febrizz1759]

I WANT TO BE IN YOUR SCHOOL

[@thiagobp0159]

As someone who's played most souls games, I loved geometry dash and all their games when I was younger

[@Melotaku]

Same

[@ianweckhorst3200]

I need to play it now just because of that

[@DaniOtter]

yup same here

[@ianweckhorst3200]

Also coming back to this, is that a Baki pfp?

[@thiagobp0159]

@@ianweckhorst3200 yep

[@themysticarcher3313]

Watching Kwite absolutely lose it over the first level on geometry dash is honestly painful

[@stardust_parade_]

it's relatable tho

[@palmossi]

@@stardust_parade_no

[@anneewazhere7578]

I've literally never beaten it. I thought that was the common experience :(

[@D1ne-O-SAur]

​@@anneewazhere7578only if you don't use the practice mode and take out auto checkpoints

[@justseanyt]

Agreed ​@stardust_parade_ , when I was younger it took me 100+ attempts each beginner level 😭

[@plushnugget]

10:16 He laughs like a distant relative attending the family reunion

[@ClownHoundII]

As the distant relative forced to go to family reunions, you're spot on

[@rozehn]

10:33 HAHA YOU SAID THE WRONG PLATFORM HA. HAAAAAAA

[@asheyreyd3435]

POINT AND LAUGH!!!

[@mikuenjoyerXD]

Twitch ppl just be missing out too i guess lmao

[@rockercaterrorencountered4924]

I used to play Geometry Dash in high school chorus class, sound off, while suffering from motion sickness and photosensitive headaches. It truly is a game for people who enjoy suffering

[@smokey024]

You should come back cuz it’s really crazy now and there’s cool new stuff

[@lucasgachalife0]

I had no idea geometry dash could be played on PC since I always play it with my phone, seeing him struggle is painful, but I never tried it on PC so its understandable

[@mariopokemon955]

It's easier on pc lol

[@onedude1389]

It's way easier in PC

[@potatoman7028]

All the top players play on pc bro lol

[@lucasgachalife0]

HUH? Well, the more I know💫 Cause I had no idea lol

[@Anxmaly666]

PC makes this game 40 times easier

[@xraenon1664]

I’m glad he actually finished the first level before going off the deep end of the user-made stuff. I can’t remember the last time I’ve seen a streamer even boot up Stereo Madness before diving headfirst into the mess that is the user levels.

[@puhlsar1]

ludwig

[@pancakes8670]

I remember actually beating the first level as a kid and feeling happy about that

[@Wimziz]

me after the lobotomy:

[@elemenopi9239]

FIRE IN DA HOLE⁉️⁉️🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🙂🙂🙂🙂

[@memesong21]

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[@x0_jolli.b]

real

[@TheFrickingFlower]

I love watching this video while crashing on 90% on deadlocked.

[@thembigstonks7016]

big oof

[@pinksywedarnoc8017]

Ouch.

[@KattoCattoKf]

Literally happened to me two days ago

[@Qwertyexists]

It's 13-15% for me

[@heckYEAHman.]

1000 attempts and I made only it past the triple speed wave TWICE (and died straight after so my best is 18%). Sucks because everything else is so doable for me but I couldn’t get that wave section down if my life depended on it

[@mieszkomessing2569]

As someone who has beaten demon levels in gd i can attest that the tidal wave vid makes it look so much easier than it is

[@tora9567]

I feel like you have to AT A MINIMUM beat a extreme demon to even SLIGHTLY understand how impossibly hard it is.

[@mieszkomessing2569]

@@tora9567 you are probably right however i have beaten easy demons and it took me long enough that i can tell you it would be a nightmare to beat an insane, let alone extreme demon

[@cinasek4263]

​@@tora9567not even Having a list demon might not even be enough I can't even comprehand the difficulty of that lvl while having list points 😭

[@mieszkomessing2569]

@@cinasek4263 cap

[@GlowingGMD]

@@tora9567hi lol

[@turdburgular3622]

I skipped from 2:42 to 2:52 and the conversation completely changed to something That even the gods couldn’t have foreseen

[@gayasslily]

making levels is usually choosing a song, then syncing obstacles, etc. and then at the very last you do the design

[@FiireQuasar]

As a GD player, I can confidently say this game is one of the most underrated ever. It's history is chalk full of some of the most interesting and obscure stories in gaming, it's community levels have some of the largest time commitments from both the player and the creator, and it has essentially infinite playable and even watchability.

[@johnnycripplestar5167]

Geometry Dash is hard but teaches it's mechanics well. You have to beat levels in order, mostly. It only takes determination to be good at Geometry dash.

[@Sythe_Music]

As someone who beat their first Hard Demon yesterday, I can confirm. Save your sanity

[@memesong21]

i have 5 hard demons (nc, fairydust, jawbreaker, forsaken neon, and speedtek)

[@zekekgd8732]

​@@memesong21 my stupid ass has beaten 2300 demons 🙏

[@sallytheuselessbird]

I have two, i said baaah and the furious. Random choices i know.

[@Emeraldd_33]

You should be grateful and proud you even finished the first level in one day lmao, it took me many days to beat stereo madness when I was younger lol

[@rosemarythesheep8272]

Yeah same, i was honestly surprised by people making fun of him for struggling with the first one, sure nowadays its nothing but back the even adult youtubers struggled a lot with it. I personally had so many tries in that level that to this day, i still feel kinda sick when listening to the song

[@chaoticgaybirb2734]

@@rosemarythesheep8272same! I never could beat it as a kid and even on practice mode i struggled so bad with it. Haven’t beat it but then again I’ve never picked the game back up from my childhood

[@ZombieRush22579]

Kwite looking at Tidal Wave and saying 'Yeah this makes sense' was hilarious. I play Geometry Dash, and I can agree, I know what's going on, truly

[@b0xbrain]

Bro hearing that music gave me FLASHBACKS, middle school me played the shit out of this game when it was new

[@RetiredChannel89]

0 views in 30 seconds fell off

[@kirby69813]

Yeah like that’s a million less than Mr. Beast

[@black_koolaid]

Wow what an original comment

[@ClowncoreisCool]

Incredible, what a hilarious and original comment, I'm sure this won't be said on every video posted this month!

[@TheKookehPerson]

@@black_koolaid You the kind of guy to walk into a starbucks, look at the menu and get the Heart Attack 5 trillion because its original, drink a tiny piece of it, say “that shit sucks” but because you like original shit, you get the fucking thing injected into your bloodstream yet you will still be the most bland motherfucker on this earth despite everything you try.

[@TheKookehPerson]

@@black_koolaid You the kind of guy to walk into a starbucks, look at the menu and get the Heart Attack 5 trillion because its original, drink a tiny piece of it, say “that shit sucks” but because you like original shit, you get the fucking thing injected into your bloodstream yet you will still be the most bland motherfucker on this earth despite everything you try.

[@Bee_Zeek]

Bro somehow dodged all the lobotomy and fire in the hole levels

[@DeathDealer_1021]

I looove gd cologne Also don't worry, that initial struggle of stereo madness is a universal experience, you're good

[@jackojem349]

Watching a twitch chat try to introduce someone to geometry dash is always great.

[@zanivisor]

As a GD Player, can confirm once you play, you go MAD and you only get more not okay in the head the more you play!

[@beholdman7158]

Now we gotta get him to play, A Dance of Fire and Ice

[@azure189]

Makes sense why I play it so often

[@Khr0maEffect]

Geometry Dash is this: 1. fail at a later part 2. remember what to do 3. die a million times or until you forget what to do 4. get to the part and look like a fucking idiot, dying at the exact same part 5. repeat the last four steps until you go insane

[@Serial_designation_V20144]

Why is this so accurate

[@aidenmb7932]

I need a video of kwite just watching insane Geometry dash levels

[@Shinsemusic]

The song at the end (9:04) is not from any of those games. It’s from a original music competition called “BMS of Fighters” A lot people mistakenly claim song is from “x” game but I can assure you this is the original source. Is kinda hard to explain what BMS of Fighters is but it’s a competition where teams create a work for the BMS format. This includes a song, chart for the rhythm game “Beatmania IIDX” and accompanying visuals. The song is called “もぺもぺ” (mope mope) by LeaF. You can also view the animation for the song on KZbin done by Optie

[@Storse]

Thank you

[@Murilooooooo-dp7ii]

The nostalgia hits hard

[@epicsaxguy2924]

10:30 Buffoon, "Did you know if you're watching this on twitch, you missed out because we stream this live on twitch,"

[@handsomeorange198]

As a person ranked 15th for the people with the most extreme demons (me having currently 296)... you are better than me in every way

[@_jings76]

"BRO THESE MECHANICS ARE INSANE" the mechanic: "Tap"

[@potatoman7028]

Still hard though

[@_jings76]

@@potatoman7028 yeah

[@TrashPcSpecsyt]

as a gd player i can confirm we spend hundreds of hours and thousands upon thousands of failed attempts just for the feeling of completing a level and immediately moving on to the next soul sucker.

[@The_Content_Sandwich]

Yes, as a Geometry Dash user, I have the best room in the world. It has white-padded walls, white-padded ceilings, and white-padded floors. It's the best! And also Geometry Dash, the internet, and this room is all I know. : ]

[@NikoX3]

All my favourite KZbinrs start playing my favourite game all at once, keep up the banger content ❤

[@leoaskham6564]

As someone who plays For Honor, Sekiro, Elden Ring, and Risk of Rain 2 on Eclipse 8: Geometry Dash players are absolutely insane

[@TG101Replit]

We are NOT Insane

[@Pickletron275]

I loved this game for like two years (and still play it every once in a while) it’s fun :3

[@Pickletron275]

I feel it’s kind of been stereotypes as the new kind of skibidi toilet due to 2.2, and that’s made me feel bad about playing it so…

[@v4n1ty92]

Just ignore the lobotomy trash and play actually good levels lol

[@Pickletron275]

No it’s not that it’s the social side of it

[@somerandomartist2176]

9:48 the peaceful level traumatized me as a child. I’m not joking.

[@avatarmadman]

Well that makes two of us

[@nombreoriginal616]

The guy who said "Taylor swift fans be like:" on the chat when you made it to the ship part on stereo madness deserves a prize

[@84baseball]

I love geometry dash. I beat stereo madness, back on track, Polorgeist, dry out, base after base, can’t let go, jumper, time machine, xstep, blast processing, and dash.

[@Atronious_The_Gd_Player]

As a certified cube and ship i can confirm this video is awesome

[@archieplush_]

something about seeing him marvel at bloodbath's difficulty when i beat it just last night brings me so much joy.

[@gdmathguy]

8:46 As a creator, I think of the music first. The gameplay design and decoration then just kinda comes naturally depending how well the music fits to your level style

[@ZillaAlpha_CG]

Idk why gd showcases videos are so entertaining to watch. My most watched showcases is like bloodlust

[@UniqBlue]

That Level with the Weird, Happy to Erie stuff literally looked like you went from, Terraria's Crimson Biome to Super Mario Bros. Wonder 1-1

[@playittilitshot]

as someone whose beaten bloodbath, it’s actually a really fun level, and also DEFINITELY a form of torture in certain countries

[@CryoDoesArt]

Kwite: Can't beat level one Me, playing Clubstep: "Ah, those were simple times..."

[@maid_chan1364]

This makes me anxious an tense... gon a have to play the game now

[@theketchupboii]

Wow i just started playing and you upload this

[@LilyUnknown-]

Omg stop you’re bringing back many memories

[@handsomeavocado14]

Fire in the hole

[@wBoink]

as a algebraic run player, i do not know what this “geometry dash” game is and have nothing to do with it.

[@Ceereeal]

Every video I’ve seen where a popular KZbinr tries out geometry dash for the first time, the chat always recommends for them to watch Peaceful and I don’t know why

[@TG101Replit]

Maybe because its a really popular unrated level?

[@djroscurro9859]

"WHAT DO ANY OF THESE MEAN" YOU'D KNOW IF YOU PLAYED MORE OF THE MAIN LEVELS LMAOOOO

[@canwewatchanime]

Man I love this game especially love seeing others play and rage cuz of it xD

[@LukeePooh]

Geometry dash? That's a maddeningly fun game! Also, poor turtles, missing out on all the frosty fun!

[@fatimapavon7787]

Keep up the amazing work ❤

[@DrestPaperMask]

0:04 As a Geometry Dash player, you are correct. I once spent 5 hours trying to beat a level and every time I died I said "I hate myself".

[@deathseekr1537]

i instantly recognized the 10mm pistol fire sound from fallout 4 in the first 10 seconds

[@BelzaBubz]

When i saw the title i was thinking "huh maybe i should buy geometry dash" and then seeing kwite die over and over again made me regret ever considering that

[@grantwilliams2571]

Be honest. We all struggled with Stereo Madness at some point.

[@BelzaBubz]

@@grantwilliams2571 That. that name brought back an indescribable fear i have not felt in a while

[@vesieck]

As a gd player yes, we are all mentally not okay and should seek direct medical attention

[@MichaelBrew_Veiled]

That last one is “もぺもぺ(mopemope)” by LeaF(who I remember hearing was a she), she make a lot of songs a lot of songs with weird time-signatures MopeMope isn’t from MuseDash(fun game btw), it’s a song from the 2017 BMS of Fighters(also known as BoF) Im not explaining the backstory of BoF but it’s essentially just a competition for EDM producers to work together with other EDM producers and Artists to make Music videos

[@Stringmare]

2:15 A little fun fact is that I have gotten all achievements in Sekiro, Dark Souls 1,3 and Elden ring and I also have over 1800 hours in geometry dash with bloodbath as my hardest completion.

[@Chizinky]

Man wtf

[@JKjewelsAndCharms]

I’ve been playing this game since it came out, I’m a barely functioning human being, physically, emotionally and mentally…

[@Jay_Reyes]

geometry dash and Kwite was a combination i never thought i’d live to see, but here we are.

[@yamyams8147]

I'd like to thank Kwite for making this video because by watching it I decided to play geometry dash again and I finally magaed to 100% a level I had been stuck on

[@knitwit9000]

As a Geometry Dash player, I can confirm we are insane *insert insane difficulty face here*

[@davey090]

I love your vids! ❤

[@yaellancebalisacan7223]

*Him suffering from stereo madness* Kwote: It's hard GD community: Skill issue

[@flargeth]

As someone who is currently going for congregation, I can confirm we are definitely not okay. Also, Tidal wave is RIDICULOUSLY difficult. Harder than you think, no matter how hard you think it is

[@sabrinanevitt9166]

Speaking of insane, my hardest is Poltergeist, which is an insane demon!

[@Storse]

"peaceful" is a song made by LeaF for a competition called BMS of Fighters called MopeMope in 2017. It does not originate from geometry dash. it is also not from muse dash.

[@BobBarnabas]

Its awesome seeing this game become mainstream again after 2.2 released

[@europarapa]

8:24-8:29: Osu! was released September 16, 2007 and geometry dash was released August 13, 2013 btw

[@v4n1ty92]

After having put over 10 thousand attempts into one geometry dash level and still not beating it, i can confirm that i have mental issues

[@rakib343shots6]

you should start with tidal wave it's a really good starting level

[@maxbabaioff2781]

I played a square childrens game for 500 hours... The title of the video is 100% accurate

[@honoreimaglalang1450]

as a geometry dash player, people have become increasingly more terrified by my presence

[@I_atesomeone1912]

Omg kwite I am so early I saw this show up and it said 1min ago I love your content it makes me so happy

[@thesunandeclipseshow9364]

Gonna be chaos. Gonna love it

[@arlynnecumberbatch1056]

10:38 "PLAY PONYTOOOOWWNN" YYEEESSS

[@donovanmahan2901]

There's insane[ly difficult], and then there is insane [FIRE IN THE HOLE]

[@bigboom2438]

Of course the chat asked him to watch Tidal Wave lmfao. I didn't even watch the video and I thought 'The chat is gonna ask him to check out a hard level aren't they'. They're so predictable it's crazy. "Play bloodbath", "Play sonic wave", "Check out WHAT by Spu7nix" etc. It's like their brain is hardwired to say these things as soon as they find someone playing the game for the first time.

[@M4lfucnt10ned]

10:33 "watchinf this at twitch you missed out"

[@rubinisdumber]

as a geometry dash player, i can confirm we shit ourselves so we dont lose that juicy winning attempt

[@lool8421]

well, funny that i got my new hardest today (trollmachine, extreme demon) and i can say... practice the level, like seriously use practice mode, not just rush through the level, but actually learn it, it will take hours if not days to learn just 2 minutes of gameplay at the very highest difficulty level

[@qtopp]

never thought i'd see kwite play GD

[@noxen_nexon]

As a GD player, I can confirm that everything related to the game is insane. Yes, including the player themselves.

[@Seso_does_not_like_anything]

0:00 intro 0:35 Starting Stereo Madness 3:38 Beating Stereo Madness 4:10 Trying Bloodbath 4:40 Trying Dash 5:31 Playing Back On Track 6:06 Watching Tidal Wave 7:32 Watching Blood Bath 9:02 Watching Peaceful

[@sdifarkanaraynarnugroho7213]

yea we are insane, but its fun grinding star, beating demons, seing hacker being shame like spaceuk, and seing robtop not rating thousand of good level

[@vinniestuff]

you'll fit right in!

[@TerraHavoc]

Some of the people on geometry dash man… I can’t even comprehend how some people pass the extremely hard or flashy levels- that requires some level of focus I can’t fathom 😭

[@v0lt4r1s]

As a Geometry Dash player, I can confirm every single one of us is dangerously unstable

[@dingus67]

As a geometry dash player i can confirm that we are not blinded from flashy levels