Alex's training regime: • 5 minutes of running • 20 minutes of *_BØŘĞÅŘ_* • Power-hour wank
@Ratheartz3 жыл бұрын
Borgor
@EndergamerEndergamer3 жыл бұрын
Burgir
@tdthedestroyer12323 жыл бұрын
Baguette
@purpledevilr74633 жыл бұрын
Why not all at once?
@damonsnow113 жыл бұрын
Hour? Don’t forget, he said to call him “Two-tug Tony” in one of their videos before for a reason…
@chickenman70113 жыл бұрын
i can only describe alex as an angry kink gollum and its up for him to decide whether that is a compliment
@sureindubitably37713 жыл бұрын
He will probably take that as a compliment tbh
@ADHDCoffeedrinker3 жыл бұрын
3:46 Jake once said:"I woke up and I chose kink!". That is the best fricking line anywhere
@sureindubitably37713 жыл бұрын
A wise sage once said: "I woke up and I chose kink!"
@IcePho3 жыл бұрын
If I make a game, that needs to be a soundbyte for someone
@ADHDCoffeedrinker3 жыл бұрын
@@IcePho I will unironicly play that
@Flaming_Saturn3 жыл бұрын
Quincy: “Are you KIDDING me? NOTHING gets past my bow! ……Except the divorce papers…”
@bozo4603 жыл бұрын
The pink bloons must have stole them
@LunarCrest3 жыл бұрын
The way Gabby says asbestos is one of the best shit I've ever heard in this week.
@OctyabrAprelya3 жыл бұрын
A S B E S T O S
@LunarCrest3 жыл бұрын
@@OctyabrAprelya Ah yes. The beauty.
@sureindubitably37713 жыл бұрын
@@OctyabrAprelya AS BWES TOS!!!
@901Rayman Жыл бұрын
Trying to figure out which archive episode was it
@sureindubitably37713 жыл бұрын
"I woke up and I chose Kink" needs to be a shirt imo..... Either that or "I didn't choose the kink life" but y'know.
@arburo3 жыл бұрын
oh, i like the new editing style. I can see the touch of a new editor with those whooshes, and whaaashes from one to another
@MortyHam3 жыл бұрын
Plot twist, it's the same editor
@michaelconyers54033 жыл бұрын
I dont understand that sentice. But i fucking love it
@AtrakKarta3 жыл бұрын
Wait for the sleep deprivation to kick in. Takes a couple of weeks.
@EriSenshur3 жыл бұрын
@@michaelconyers5403 F
@Bigboibutter3 жыл бұрын
@@michaelconyers5403 F
@shoneboot31283 жыл бұрын
5:32 Not gonna lie, Jake was really good at singing that out.
@zcubeDbz3 жыл бұрын
Jake: "Directions unclear, d!ck stuck in spike trap" Bumble: "I guess I'd call it a spike trap" Unintentional jokes are great
@killergarfield3 жыл бұрын
Poor Alex :( having a cup of cold hot chocolate is the equivalent of going to the bathroom late at night just when you finally get that good comfortable spot to sleep on your bed
@Arrowatch3 жыл бұрын
The growing realization that, as you're getting under your blanket and moving just so, that you're definitely going to have to get up and pee. You don't have a choice, it's either now or after you've been asleep an hour, so you know you're going to get up and go. But your feet just warmed up and you just flipped the pillow to the cool side.
@gdvyxenn3 жыл бұрын
That’s even worse
@OctyabrAprelya3 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of the old saying: What's worse that finding a worm in an apple? Finding *half* a worm in an apple.
@theone80532 жыл бұрын
this is why you are adopted
@jackscout145 ай бұрын
Having a hot drink go cold is the equivalent of both sides of your pillow being warm when you go to sleep
@suborbitalprocess3 жыл бұрын
A bunch of Brits mocking New Zealanders for how they say "Oh no" is the definition of the pot calling the kettle black
@thewielder34453 жыл бұрын
I think the Or Nawr is making fun of Australian's, not Kiwi's
@CRUSH40RULES2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I definitely say no like that sometimes, me being an Aussie.
@dr.bright62722 жыл бұрын
@@thewielder3445 nah its making fun of the Welsh i.e. Cath
@thewielder34452 жыл бұрын
@@dr.bright6272 Yeah, they're making fun of how Cath sounds when she says it, but in other videos they've joked that it makes her sound Australian when she says it like that
@IcePho3 жыл бұрын
3:02 I love how the subtitles make it seem like the monkeys are having this convo.
@thebigtoad2 жыл бұрын
7:46 this reaction from gabby is priceless
@levysantos35423 жыл бұрын
"Because I've been disassociating from my life for the past 2 years" "How long have you been with jake?"
@sealover71343 жыл бұрын
2:35 I actually have to agree with Ellis, that was a PERFECT mimic of Quincy. Not gonna lie, didn't think Alex had it in him. XD Edit: Wow, I got a LOT more likes than I was expecting. Thank you, everybody!
@danielkubicek13233 жыл бұрын
Considering what Ellis calls a Quincy, someone should tell Cath if Alex has a Quincy in him 😁
@privpi3 жыл бұрын
He is surprisingly good at impressions
@purpledevilr74633 жыл бұрын
Ellis should do the math and figure out how much it would cost to buy and feed a dog for its life. Then gabby can start a go fund me and we can get them a dog. Ellis has to do the math because no one else would remotely have the ability.
@oscarpines79273 жыл бұрын
About £5209 for food alone for an average dog lifespan of ten years assuming two packs of food a day based on some prices I've just worked out.
@purpledevilr74633 жыл бұрын
@@oscarpines7927 if they adopt a dog from a shelter it’d remain roughly the same price, unless they want to buy an expensive one. We can achieve that number, now we just need WPE attention.
@oscarpines79273 жыл бұрын
@@purpledevilr7463 yeah its a very achievable number, that's the only reason I shared the math, if it was something unreachable I'd not mention it at all 😁
@purpledevilr74633 жыл бұрын
@@oscarpines7927 wait a minute, how did you calculate the number? Because if say you used American food costs then it’d be different from where they are. That and we’ve also got to factor in grooming. Maybe gabby would also want more luxurious food, some like to put their dog on full raw food.
@oscarpines79273 жыл бұрын
@@purpledevilr7463 British food cost when ordered online(so probably overpriced), 24 pack of food, two packs a day assumed standard diet, multiplied by a ten year life span assuming it isn't too old.
@KobeKeats3 жыл бұрын
2:32 jesus chirst that was perfect. How does he do such a good quincy impression?
@umbralgaming34433 жыл бұрын
5:10 I was expecting something like the vacuum shredder but that sure is a surprise lol
@fiedlerheise3 жыл бұрын
Love how Ellis is the statue at 3:09, nice details.
@plsdont78483 жыл бұрын
i’d like to say that i’m fairly new here and i’ve had more of a laugh in one vid than a hole week. also you guys (and girls) have helped me so much with my depression so keep it up!
@some_guy_89233 жыл бұрын
I love how the text follows the monkeys as if that’s them like 1:58
@Scarfy_0S3 жыл бұрын
5:34 has to be the BEST edit I have ever seen on this channel
@jaigupta11302 жыл бұрын
7:02 his star sign is "bottom"
@themarshmallowtitan2913 жыл бұрын
This is the funniest Bloons content on the platform so I hope we get more of it in the future.
@thePsiMatrix24 күн бұрын
*3 YEARS LATER* "We got a dog!" ~Gabby
@thelordofthelostbraincells17 күн бұрын
Did she??
@thePsiMatrix17 күн бұрын
@@thelordofthelostbraincells Yeah, just the end of last year and they've called him Mingus just like she wanted (from the Voidtrain vid).
@thelordofthelostbraincells17 күн бұрын
@thePsiMatrix who was it that said *"mingus is a terrible name for a dog"* ?
@thePsiMatrix17 күн бұрын
@@thelordofthelostbraincells Ellis, I think. Then Alex made a joke about her being terrible at naming dogs after she said her 2nd dog would be called "Sandwiches"
@thelordofthelostbraincells17 күн бұрын
@thePsiMatrix i can tell Alex never had a childhood. And Ellie is a douche.
@Terastas2 жыл бұрын
Two things I'd like to point out (that I don't believe anyone else did). #1: Gabby felt the need to specify that "a rubber" can have a second meaning, but let "throwing shit at me" go. #2: Gabby sang 'give me a dog' in the same video in which they established her zodiac as the "adventurous" one. Gabby: "Give me a dog." Jonk: "Sure, let me get a rubber on." (sound of Velcro).
@monroerobbins7551 Жыл бұрын
1:45 I was about to ask what “yums yums” meant, but thank you for the elaboration
@odegadynamite14122 жыл бұрын
Gabby shouting Asbestos the way she did fucking kills me. Like holy hell. Damn near pissed myself listening to it a few times.
@grantor693 жыл бұрын
8:28 this would be my Favorite part🤣🤣🤣
@timp46613 жыл бұрын
the linen condom bit made me laugh harder than when i found this channel, and coincidentaly, my sense of humor died more times than kenny mcormick
@NeoDragonoir3 жыл бұрын
4:35 Im slightly disappointed that ellis didnt respond with either unstable concotion, the biggest one or avatar of wrath XD (Ofc the responses were prob just hero names but it's still funny regardless)
@charadreemerr41953 жыл бұрын
Nah. I would've expected one of them to say something like Deadly Precision, Cleansing Foam, or even Super Mines.
@NeoDragonoir3 жыл бұрын
@@charadreemerr4195 Honestly those prob even better names XD
@X3H3X Жыл бұрын
I think they meant like specifically the monkeys themselves, not upgrades. I think mine would be Dartling Gunner. Or maybe Glue Gunner
@StridingLuna3 жыл бұрын
Best way to start the morning, a WPE video!😄😄😄
@generictimestamperstupendi90213 жыл бұрын
4:00 totatlly wholesome 4:30 list - oh it changed 5:06 spike facrory for girl/// 7:12 "his star sign is Reciever
@lentitynotfoundl2 жыл бұрын
I love how Jake enables the relationship between Alex and Gaby
@jams57003 жыл бұрын
Jake is a disassociation from society
@spk11212 жыл бұрын
So it would seem 😵
@doctorhoodini48233 жыл бұрын
I really love this channel alot it never fail to make me laugh or just question what the heck is going on in their heads I literally watch almost all their video keep up this amazing work :) love you guys
@matthewcrime37693 жыл бұрын
Yet another great video. Merry christmas and a happy new year!!
@Sovreign0713 жыл бұрын
[Reads Title] - [Watches Video] - "You lied to me."
@claudetheclaudeqc66003 жыл бұрын
Yep, here some fake news Oh wait, there's trump's inpressions, so perfect that i said fake news.
@Necrodermis3 жыл бұрын
And here I thought Alex's gym regime would be totalitarian
@JamesIsVoid3 жыл бұрын
I love your videos and your streams guys! Keep up the good work you always manage to make me laugh no matter what 😊!
@trocoplaytv1254 Жыл бұрын
Found this channel judt a bit ago from the civ vids. Couldnt be happier that i did! :)
@hipskydiver73943 жыл бұрын
I’ve watched this channel for almost if not 3 years now and I’m still obsessed.
@masteroofway14833 жыл бұрын
earliest ive ever been, under 1 min
@JB-hc9ld3 жыл бұрын
Noice but can you bless us with a quote tho?
@bionicdragon53 жыл бұрын
You should probably see a doctor about that.
@EndergamerEndergamer3 жыл бұрын
I’ve been looking for who asked the last hour
@thelawpayton69273 жыл бұрын
"Gabbys maths school" Next donation reward
@acreen92683 жыл бұрын
I love the editing! Very nice 👌
@azuredragonofnether5433 Жыл бұрын
7:46 Jonk: "Asbestos." Gabby: "AS-BES-TOS?!!!"
@jordanashe76563 жыл бұрын
Can I just point out how beautiful Jonks singing was
@dr.bright62722 жыл бұрын
Here's something specifically for Gabby. In Fallout New Vegas there's a mod called Bees For Sale where you can purchase bees. You can buy up to 2 million bees at a time. Enjoy
@red.laser.3 жыл бұрын
YES A NEW BLOONS VIDEO, I LOVE THESE
@breadman38413 жыл бұрын
oh ma gawd this video was so _AWESOME_
@rachels.99843 жыл бұрын
“Today I woke up and chose KINK” Don’t we all?! 🤣
@stopsign25612 жыл бұрын
damn, one of the only channels that make me smile fr
@LegoLordPro3 жыл бұрын
I like the little moment where Alex went full roadman.
@Jorg-joestar3 жыл бұрын
So I just wanted to say that I have been watching your vids for a long time so thanks for keeping me laughing.
@filipmalicek46383 жыл бұрын
quite a lot of content lately, is your new editor hard at work already? if so he's doing great job
@asherreaper94843 жыл бұрын
I love all y'alls humor! Lol. I suggest trying to get Small bloons/Small Towers if u do another one. That will be funny to watch.
@awesomespurr36062 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: If you kill somebody, bury the body vertically, as satellites are always on the lookout for suspicious 6 ft long holes
@sushifox20583 жыл бұрын
I’m happy that chesty made an appearance, wonder what Gabby will name her new dog?
@puppup79493 жыл бұрын
I like the new editing where the screen moves, the new editor is definitely going to make this brilliant channel more brilliant
@grimmers70153 жыл бұрын
This edits just keeps getting better
@Jack-hp9yw3 жыл бұрын
Just the wholesome video I wanted perfect for the whole family
@ahabsbaneАй бұрын
As a Leo, Ellis is definitely on the cusp of one of the other two LMAO, I'm leaning towards Virgo.
@NameIsWR4TH3 жыл бұрын
Alex should do more impressions, he's got Quincy down pretty good
@ExoAether2 жыл бұрын
Cath: "Gorgeous" Subtitles: "Go on Chesty"
@TheFlaccidBananas3 жыл бұрын
Legend says, gobby is still trying to pronounce numbers to this day....
@hasanuysal33 жыл бұрын
That is what i call ''family friendly''.
@dr.bright62723 жыл бұрын
7:48 the fleece ones double as finger warmers
@sweetinsanity70713 жыл бұрын
As a Sagittarius... I can say.... your description of us Sagittarians is correct 😂
@FenekkuKitsune3 жыл бұрын
The way Gabby said Asbestos OMG! XD
@VortexKamizakoyo3 жыл бұрын
This is super funny 🤣🤣
@countryjohn41378 ай бұрын
7:41 i can think of one, the steel wool you scrub pots and pans with
@brad10393 жыл бұрын
3:13 I genuinely thought Jake said "Haven't heard that before"
@cyberredpandas19033 жыл бұрын
I started Choking on my laughter and my cats were both staring at me, very confused.
@spoimf6030 Жыл бұрын
If it’s any consolation, this isn’t the worst video on btd6 for a kid to come across. That goes to sseth, hands down.
@vampiricsaiyan6 ай бұрын
Indeed 😂
@ghostriposte29772 жыл бұрын
I love how out of everything in this video, the part that caught me off guard was chat talking about punching dogs?????
@lukerowbotham75703 жыл бұрын
I’m so offended, I’m a Leo… And now I know that Ellis is one too, fml 🤦🏼♂️😂
@Mysterious_Bionicle_Commenter Жыл бұрын
0:38 So no one’s going to mention Cath’s perfect Australian accent?
@melissabrooks13922 жыл бұрын
I want to hear Jake sing Ka Ka Kachi Daze.
@jacobjingle-heimersmith23363 ай бұрын
I love how these videos can be so off the rails that even the THUMBNAIL is wrong. Quincy never had an e in his name!
@gunnersmit3 жыл бұрын
Damn you guys made me laugh so hard i woke up the baby
@redneckhybrid29643 жыл бұрын
Asbestos condoms... I nearly DIED!!!!!!
@MythOfIcarus2 жыл бұрын
The trump impression 😂😂😂 I just turned into Gabby laughing so hard
@GalaxyJammed3 жыл бұрын
Gabby's banking is getting stronger
@MeIsNoob483 жыл бұрын
Awesome!
@cyradon3933 ай бұрын
I've watched this several times and just now picked up on camp America. I must find out about this
@Window_ig2 жыл бұрын
Gabby is the embodiment of player 3
@cooldude38563 жыл бұрын
agreed, quincy is awesome. because nothing gets past his bow!
@draconicreconcile3 жыл бұрын
This is my first time watching this channel, watching them play Bloons.. and this is my first impression. I'm not sure how I feel about this.
@selenagamya16123 жыл бұрын
Welcome to the madness. You can't escape.
@MLGLionKnight3 жыл бұрын
Just enjoy the chaos
@drsladic1013 жыл бұрын
Velcro condoms sound like a pretty fun time XD
@agentorange87613 жыл бұрын
7:41 Sandpaper?
@garrettschienschang43993 жыл бұрын
Safe word banana so the next morning you can make the knock knock joke "orange you glad you didn't say banana".
@blackcrasanblade2 жыл бұрын
ill like that camp guide sounds fun getting rid of murdered body
@zsupper3 жыл бұрын
7:35 how about wooden rubbers? those are like "splinter cell going in"
@TheRockK953 жыл бұрын
Cait wanting a puppy is the cutest thing ever. Found your channel and I absolutely adore you guys and one girl that has a D.I.D problem
@damonsnow112 жыл бұрын
You mean Gabby. She’s the yellow caption, Cath is purple.
@agentbreacher80952 жыл бұрын
1:24 WELCOME TO LAKE LANERE IN GEORGIA
@benjaminmikolasek60562 жыл бұрын
Im dying of laughter xD
@Zack1337Attack3 жыл бұрын
You are all my favorite, I can have a shite day and still smile watching you all play ^_^
@miguelmialichi63672 жыл бұрын
7:27 AS BES TOS
@Nozzah3 жыл бұрын
I love how the title says 'for the whole family' yet the first spoken word of the video is a swear!!
@basicname15553 жыл бұрын
It's saying bloons is a family friendly game If you expect this channel to not swear in a video then why.
@claudetheclaudeqc66003 жыл бұрын
@@basicname1555 r/whooosh
@basicname15553 жыл бұрын
@@claudetheclaudeqc6600 yep that Is a whooosh
@blackcrasanblade2 жыл бұрын
worse condom would be steel-wool rewatching i’m bored today nothing to can’t barely breathe from laughing