Blow up bathroom? News anchor can't stop laughing! News blooper

[@wahidtrynaheghugh260]

Gets interrogated by police for taking a massive dump

[@bomcstoots1]

XD

[@SandyRed881]

He was 5 pounds lighter!

[@scarfacetopeka886]

@@SandyRed881 Friday reference?

[@Ram-2112]

Thats a pretty legendary story to tell people

[@kansascityshuffle8526]

Weapon of mass digestion

[@ethanwelch3013]

This is the same guy that covered that absolutely terrible witness drawing.

[@albatross7327]

LOL is it?? i can't even THINK of that damn man popping up next to that freaking doodle face and LOOKING like it without getting hysterical. guess this news program doesn't mind comedy

[@maryadams3357]

They have the best producer ever!

[@rozhin6055]

@@albatross7327 I just went to check and yeah it's them again 😂😂

[@michaelschweigart3517]

But they caught that guy too. Due to the sketch no doubt

[@buckfuttler2877]

that sketch was much more accurate than i thought it would be, somehow.

[@bait668]

I wouldn't even be mad being arrested for that. I'd tell the story as: "I once took a dump so legendary it was illegal."

[@Vikezupa]

bait668 🤣

[@sjcflawless]

🤣🤣

[@shroomiverse]

Omg 😂😂

[@rodprops]

LMFAO

[@lisac4215]

😂

[@MorphyVA]

Imagine being those Bonsai tree owners, having to watch as the reporters laugh uncontrollably as your missing bonsai tree story had to unfortunately go after a story of a man’s legendary dump

[@whatthecinnamontoastfudge]

They’re laughing because the tree story is just as ridiculous as the one previous.

[@seraphim108]

If you think about it, because of the dump story that actually made the bonsai one a lot more popular

[@lovetodo22]

The tree story obviously needed to be fertilized by the dump story. This was the ideal place to put it in the news cycle.

[@keymaster430]

This comment is absolutely legendary. Perfectly worded. Made me laugh out loud much like the reporter did. Thank you.

[@user-kc7se9te7g]

@@whatthecinnamontoastfudge how is something u put likely over 40 years into getting stole just as funny as someone saying they are gonna "blow up the bathroom"

[@robbanta2979]

No good deed goes unpunished. He gave a courtesy warning to the people in the restroom and ends up being questioned by police

[@buisyman]

Who hasn't done that in a public restroom? And was it a double flusher?

[@teresacody5188]

About bullshit! 😊

[@blakegrigorian401]

Rob Banta official report says it was Taco Bell that caused it.

[@buisyman]

@@blakegrigorian401 LMFAO!!!!!!

[@Ashes2Ashes_Blush2Blush]

I'm dead 😭🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jeffsabados8075]

This proves that most humans are just 8 year olds at heart

[@brometheous5802]

... no you are just 8 years old in the brain , wtf are you talking about dude ?

[@louvel407]

You donkeys can't take some fucking banter, holy shit.

[@flaviop7331]

why are u people like this? he was just making a light hearted comment about a funny video.

[@CrappleFartini]

I think the people getting upset are just proving this comment further, by acting like schoolyard bullies. Lol

[@ivag.5398]

@@CrappleFartini lo that's true 😂😂

[@rprince418]

I like that Home Depot had enough sense of humor to not press charges.

[@fitrianhidayat]

Pressing charges for that would be a terrible pr decision

[@tinoyracheta2183]

@@fitrianhidayat would of be funny tho goto to jail for taking a shit

[@lurker6918]

@@tinoyracheta2183 "so what are you in for?"

[@binglebop5877]

the ceo of home depot has been officially recognized as among "the boys"

[@me-it9jn]

And why would they even press charges

[@sethrobinson28]

In his defense that’s fucken all time hilarious. A guy warns the people in the bathroom that he’s gonna blow it up and they call the bomb squad on his ass Lmmfao

[@Jesus4life_39]

Lmfao

[@joncarbone]

He was just being courteous. So he thought

[@gvl1260]

He should have asked for a priest to help exorcise the demon lmao

[@alegria1813]

On his ass, literally lmao

[@jjmill5209]

They should have called the doodie sergeant

[@Dr.DagNabit]

"to Ethan now please" "No..."

[@gulpboys3970]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/mH3Kg3-uhqipqbc

[@nathanielmiller5813]

Please kiss me!

[@lemonsyepjustlemons7390]

😂😂

[@BandtheHoorse]

The best part

[@cats9994]

The no was probably about what she said directly before that

[@patrisco8448]

"to Ethan now please." "no." - ethan I lost it

[@calisongbird]

patrisco 😂😂😂🤣

[@pinkgypsytees]

He had me DYIN!! LMFAOOOOO 💀💀😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@pinkgypsytees]

He had me DYIN!! LMFAOOOOO 💀💀😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@westie430]

The long wheeze laugh after that was the greatest thing I've heard in ages🤣🤣🤣

[@theethanator8615]

No

[@de132]

My favorite part: "To Ethan, now, please" "No"

[@brokengirlsrus]

Poor Ethan, just trying to do his job

[@bonjovirocks24]

I agree!! That was hysterical!

[@daughterofsarah8033]

😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@bakersupreme2010]

Well, that's what You get for setting up Your Co-Anchor with a crazy Story on a Guy Smelling Up a Restroom while Taking A Dump!

[@johndough007]

No..

[@SamuraiPanda201]

"It was green, with a brownish, curved trunk that tilts a bit to the side." - Yes, thank you for the description of what he dropped in the bathroom, now what did the missing Bonsai Tree look like?

[@cocolime6496]

🤣🤣🤣 👏 👏 👏

[@tru-kd589]

LMAO!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@LDVenus-kz2lc]

“Over 400 points and branches” 😬

[@dollophead8718]

LMFAOOOO

[@healgoth]

It’s UNCANNY Lisa!

[@cm2468]

Are we not gonna mention the fact that the dude was sending a message to a tree over tv

[@DeathsIntent96]

@Freddie Boom Boom Washington "They" ain't "we." Get up to speed kid.

[@eyedontbowlempress7643]

FACT😅😭😭😂😂😂

[@lulukenn_9913]

@Freddie Boom Boom Washington r/you'reanidiot

[@ashleywilliams8623]

Yeah I think he was laughing at everything at that point

[@danakarloz5845]

🤣

[@SillyLooBird]

Maturity is so overrated 😆😆😆😂😂

[@soulshine8281]

Laughter is contagious? Ooops, had to edit, I hit the wrong key - laughter is contagious is not a question it is a statement!

[@TheCaveman46]

Growing old is mandatory. Growing UP is optional. Haven't had any success stopping the first, still too much a kid to even consider the second 😎😝😜😂.

[@soulshine8281]

@@TheCaveman46 As per Jimmy Buffett - 'I'm growing older, but not up....... I'd rather die while I'm living than live when I'm dead'. I've adopted those as my serious words to live by!

[@kerrystewart3145]

Hahaha! 😂

[@_Hamish]

@Kam Mike Oh dear.

[@siriusrehkind6485]

Poor bonsai tree... 😓 You lived 400 years just to get laughed at on live television 😂

[@donaldhamilton5345]

Oh , the Humanity !!

[@eaglesmann024]

Sirius Rehkind I was thinking the same thing

[@danakarloz5845]

🤣

[@LaaidiSafia]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@teerich2011]

I'm laughing at the owners lol

[@ΦωτεινηΓαλανη-η9λ]

1:58 they've raised a 400 year old tree. Just how old are those owners? Like, I know Japanese people had a long lifespan but damn

[@satriowahyutomo]

its the fifth generation owner

[@lunchbox1553]

@@satriowahyutomo And it is quite amazing that they are all still alive. Japanese people are miraculous.

[@shmeepness1700]

Their babies raised it I think

[@cageybee7221]

they said it was passed down through 5 generations of the family.

[@ΦωτεινηΓαλανη-η9λ]

@@CARUNNERUP I don't know whether to laugh at it or take it as an insult to my intelligence

[@LightningSword13]

I love how the missing tree news story was almost as ridiculous

[@Jesus4life_39]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ruthrichardson9717]

Slow news day 😄

[@abaddon3735]

I get the concern as it was an ancient tree and these things are like priceless ,but still hilarious

[@SaltySeaCaptain]

"Are you getting enough water?"

[@hcbs1986]

@@abaddon3735 Yeah like it was worth something but it's a fricking tree 😆

[@fallingdawn0334]

I need a second to breathe. This is the news station in my city. I remember watching both of these news reports live in tv and me and my family who were eating dinner just broke out laughing. It was a good day. But seriously the news station is only a few miles from my house.

[@nikolaicourtney6741]

You are so lucky! I wish we had Ethan and Lisa in Boston. We could use them...

[@StorminNorman-sm8ro]

So I'm assuming you live in Springfield? I live pretty close to them also. I drive by their news station a lot.

[@garrettklein7720]

@@nikolaicourtney6741 ky3 is a great station, and lots of the news personalities have been there for decades. Lisa has been there since I was a kid, and I'm 32 now. Ethan and his wife are both news anchors for ky3. Most of the people who work there have been on the air 30+ years.

[@nikolaicourtney6741]

Garrett Klein You all are blessed!

[@StorminNorman-sm8ro]

@@garrettklein7720 Ethan and his wife are leaving correct? 😥

[@Lstar07]

“Because he was, quote, ‘Fixin’ to blow it up.’”

[@Starzcraft88]

End quote

[@THEFlea1991]

@Fucketh Thou I used to say things like that, then I grew up. Try it :)

[@skyry101]

@@THEFlea1991 Fucketh that 😂

[@bradmorgan911]

@@THEFlea1991 Aren't you just the mature smarty pants!

[@mauigio]

This guy looks like Tobuscus 15 years from now

[@STINKERMCGEE]

0:42 His desperate "no" in the throes of laughter, really got me for some reason.

[@gigaboom_9618]

"to ethan now please" "No" he says as he uncontrollably laughs

[@megana.3979]

I like you can here the producers or cameraman laugh as well

[@voz3704]

"3 ft tall and 2 1/2 ft wide" So was that bomb the guy left in Home Depot

[@McOuroborosBurger]

Voz o u c h

[@1943vermork]

3 feet tall Bombsai

[@danakarloz5845]

😂

[@kumar1400]

Tilted in side way😅

[@dropthebass_123]

Omfg im dying now

[@haroldashley1544]

I remember when this newscast aired. You cant blame them for laughing.

[@theusher2893]

That must've been hilarious to see!

[@poiewhfopiewhf]

I think there is never a reason to use the ‘n’ word. No excuse!

[@yeshnaidoo7085]

@@poiewhfopiewhf what the fuck are you going on about?

[@animasola3871]

poiewhfopiewhf where the fuck was the n word dropped?

[@TheHappyHomesteadingHerbalist]

Was this a Wichita anchor? I don't remember him.

[@pinkkid9433]

Bonsai: "I've been kidnapped and you're laughing. You're laughing. 🗿"

[@qExAi5]

"So, let me get this straight. Are you getting enough water?"

[@davidtilley354]

Treenapped dofuss not kidnapped

[@davidtilley354]

LOL

[@DragnSly]

Poop jokes are funny, and I'm tired of pretending they're not.

[@Blissbb]

🤣

[@JDsVarietyChannel]

Too bad they had a picture of that bonsai tree. I wanted to see the sketch artists depiction!

[@wingdingfontbro]

Wait is a legendary reference?

[@lucindacat]

@@wingdingfontbro yuup! here: kzbin.info/www/bejne/jYOpnomupc58ecU

[@alyx8815]

I just watched that video right before this lmao. This is probably why KZbin reccomended this right after

[@shitsavestheworld]

made by a 5-yr old!

[@becky9330]

That is the best laughter when you just can't stop laughing

[@goodtogrow7774]

My grandma used to laugh so hard at the stupidest stuff until her dentures fell out! I miss that woman everyday! She was one of the greats!

[@wntu4]

And you start everyone around you laughing too. It truly is contagious.

[@randyh.7782]

Here is your 700th like. 😁👍

[@bloyal1513]

I love when my stomach starts hurting, tears start flowing, and I'm rocking back n forth stomping my feet. I go without air cuz I cant stop. I get everyone going too lol

[@mannamedisaak3316]

Jesus Baby yeah lol that happened to me so much

[@anemoemu3083]

I wanna know who thought he was gonna literally blow the bathroom up

[@mikehentges5436]

A stupid ass over emotional soccer mom!

[@teachthem4ever]

It was Karen. She asked to speak to the manager.

[@edbo10]

@hello it's overused but karen is based on an amalgamation of every single entitled retail customer every single retail worker across the globe has had to endure every negative quality you could imagine about a person, whining about the smallest things, flipping their shit because an item is out of stock, yelling in someone's face because they don't like being told they're wrong...that's retail

[@timstephens5893]

@@edbo10 The struggle is real!

[@timstephens5893]

Karen is also the person who looks for out of stock items, even if she doesn't need it just so she can start shit with employees. F*** you, Karen.

[@sammygutierrez9048]

400-year-old kidnapped bonsai tree: "Am I a joke to you?"

[@stephenkiger989]

🤣😂😂😂

[@jermaincooper26]

I laughed harder at the owners asking if it was getting enough water

[@namofuad7055]

@@jermaincooper26 like the kidnappers put the tree on the phone :)

[@WestCoastR1der]

lmaoooooooooooo

[@user-em9mw9ch3y]

"5th generation bonsai masters" No one's gonna talk about that ?

[@jeffrrryyy]

Ethan is laughing like he's blown up more than his fair share of public bathrooms

[@lepioness_fein5488]

Lmfao

[@rodrikofharlaw6848]

"They used to call me Ted Kaczynski back in college"

[@laurahall5218]

I've seen the mess in the typical home depot restrooms. Are we sure it WASN'T blown up?

[@rodrikofharlaw6848]

@@Prostreetsburnoutparadise I removed my like for ya lel to bring it back to 444

[@caco8510]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@legendarymudkip2096]

This is my local news station, i would just like to say: Ethan has hardly been able to keep it together at the best of times

[@nicolejackson9824]

so you’re telling me this channel isn’t satire...

[@thefilipinokid3575]

@@nicolejackson9824 No, Its the news station for Southern Missouri and Northern Arkansas

[@muhammadrifqi7308]

@@thefilipinokid3575 holy shit i thought this ethan guy is a comedian all these years

[@truck36.]

@@muhammadrifqi7308 Bruh. Are u serious?

[@Michael_______]

Local treasure

[@kwokydow2]

These people are 40+ years old and can't stop laughing at a poop joke. I love it

[@SuperSaiyanD48]

Growing old is inevitable. Growing up is completely voluntary. 🤣

[@ytjhhh]

@@SuperSaiyanD48 cool

[@ileryon4019]

Yeah man he blew it

[@jamesslick4790]

@@SuperSaiyanD48 I'm damn near 60, And this is funny shit! 👍😊👍

[@dracconz1486]

Age has nothing to do with humoring. If you’ve never been outside of your state, you should understand most of the world does not have distractions such as electricity or phones. Just like older times, simple humor such as noises is what makes the world laugh when they don’t have that surge of dopamine from the internet or tv.

[@H0n3yMonstah]

"You better get out of here, I'm fixing to blow up this restroom!" Calls police.

[@CheriSTJohn-mh8wz]

Paul Honey This was hysterical. This has happened to me in a grocery store. The more I tried to stop laughing, the worse the laughing got.

[@arrjee9474]

Paul Honey Must’ve bin foreigners... Didn’t understand the language

[@Berlinquilla]

I just got the joke 😂😂😂😂😂😂 English is not my native language

[@youngthug5889]

I dont get it

[@H0n3yMonstah]

@@youngthug5889 they thought he was actually going to blow the bathroom up with an explosive device, so they phoned the police. In reality he was just going to take a massive shit.

[@istolethispfpsorry485]

All jokes aside, I hope the owners found their beloved tree.

[@Pimpmedown]

and i hope that other guy kept on blowing up bathrooms

[@brizzoke]

I suspect it was Mike Barnes working for Cobra Kai.

[@healgoth]

USATODAY: ‘ The bonsai tree started its life in a tin can, tended by a Japanese-American man incarcerated in a World War II internment camp. On Sunday, its caretakers feared it would soon die at the hands of thieves. Pacific Bonsai Museum in Washington state put out a call on social media asking for help, saying the tree was among two bonsai trees that had been stolen over the weekend. Without proper daily care, the historic trees would die, the museum said. The local media attention turned into national attention. *And then less than 72 hours after the seven-decade old trees vanished, they reappeared - sitting in the rain on a road leading to the museum.* While one tree did sustain minor damage, the end result is a relief to the museum. The trees, with the proper care, could live hundreds of years more, Kathy McCabe, the museum's executive director said. ‘ Edited slightly but that’s the long and short of it, to my knowledge (brief online search to find article) the thief/thieves weren’t caught.

[@user-lz5nd8lh8b]

@@brizzokeok

[@Ena48145]

​@@healgoth That's amazing!! So happy to hear it. I hope they are still healthy and thriving

[@Rogerthatx10]

‘Fixin’ to blow it up,’ is just about the most country thing I’ve ever heard. Lmao! 😂

[@RepublicTeaRoom]

🤭🤭🤭

[@sandi3561]

I'm from the South and that is exactly what they would say!!! I'm still laughing. Omg I can't breathe...

[@lilrock1018]

@@sandi3561 😂🤣😂 I say it every day

[@reefer674]

I don't get it

[@Cricketmane]

Most people I know from here call it the Midwest, not the south. It probabaly is more towards the south though.

[@TommyLellan]

Ironically, he’s deadpan at the most absurd part, when the owners of the tree are asking it: “Are you at least getting enough water?”

[@Manman-qw5oh]

Yeah, I know right

[@stephenc.4319]

I cannot believe he held it together at the best bit while laughing at every other line haha.

[@KennyDresden98]

@@stephenc.4319 The restraint to not laugh at that part was real tho. 😭

[@rosepetals0182]

Yes!! I really lost it just then

[@jazmineallis9452]

Ikr 😂😂😂

[@AlecDouglas]

I like how he described the tree as “green with a brown trunk”

[@Concatenate]

Lol, I completely missed what he was saying. That's hilarious.

[@Maryroselan]

So i was in a laughing fit already then read this comment. thanks dude now i'm having an aneurysm

[@SawBlood45]

YEEES thank you for pointing that out 😂🤣

[@loriquintana4333]

I was still laughing from the other story when that just put me over the edge again.

[@shitsavestheworld]

Like it is a police sketch.... lol.. I was waiting for height and weight! "last seen with jeans and a "Nirvana" t-shirt".

[@skinoforeign]

I cant tell whats funnier, the fact that a man got arrested for saying hes about to take a massive dump or that a tree got stolen of all things

[@curlyemmm1232]

Then the message to the tree completely took me out lol

[@yumyummarbles]

Bonsais that old can actually worth millions

[@immortalsun]

Well, the tree is worth millions.

[@clementine4448]

The green isn't worth millions they literally said $90,000 in the video

[@kuywasaamazikeen8048]

@@clementine4448 they are not accurate though. As old and as good of condition it was in, and since those trees actually have to have constant care from bonsai specialists not to die, 90,000 is an insult tbh.

[@Donegal62]

Woman anchor, “You asked the producers to have me read that, didn’t you?”

[@jamiebarrientos9969]

They do this to each other all the time 😂

[@marcirwilcox1160]

That's Nancy Grace!!!!!!

[@marcirwilcox1160]

@James Feliciano lol? I love how they couldn't stop laughing! Laughter is good for the soul!

[@marcirwilcox1160]

@Julie W. Ok, comment police lol

[@romeosvengalli]

@@marcirwilcox1160 Julie's possessed by Grumpy Cat. Ahh tata, ah feel the sprrits up in hey-eah!

[@Hrazoart]

The way he says “no....”

[@BillGraper]

Someone who turned the TV on a little too late would think he's laughing about the bonsai tree being stolen. LOL

[@MLG_1738]

Luckily it works either way!

[@Ra-Hul-K]

imagine the reaction of the bonsai owners who just tuned in to see the news report on their stolen bonsai

[@lonniedwayne9549]

I'd be like: "Yep, the news people stole them". 😂

[@marccastaneda2225]

@@lonniedwayne9549 Lol

[@shitsavestheworld]

they are a bit funny looking!

[@gamerdude491]

The fact that she didn't get the joke until the story was over made my sides hurt.

[@MobileTaz]

Oh no, it wasn't that she didn't get it till the story was over, she just didn't have any knowledge of what was coming across the teleprompter until she was reading it live. You could see exactly when it registered in her brain as soon as the words came out of her mouth because her face scrunched up and then she couldn't not giggle at it. 😂

[@GfrmdaBrnx]

Cops storm the bathroom take a whiff and say “Yup it’s been blown up ”. Gagging ensues. 🤣

[@SouthwesternEagle]

JESUS I almost *died* laughing at that comment! X'DD

[@aPeXaSsHoLe]

Read your comment while taking a BIG HIT off a blunt and proceeded to cough and laugh and snot my ass off! The next beer you drink I will be there in spirit to hold sir!!!!!! 😭🤣😂💯

[@tonyhaskellful]

@@aPeXaSsHoLe haha me too mate

[@xx_somescenecath0lic_xx888]

BIG BLÙ WHAT THE HECK? HOW DO YOU HAVE SNOT IN YOUR BUTT

[@02chevyguy]

@@xx_somescenecath0lic_xx888 "When there's a will, there's a way".

[@roisindubh02]

When she says, “To Ethan now please.” He’s cracking up and says “no.” 🤣

[@libertyprime7911]

And now I'm laughing again.

[@thedarknight241]

Dude is wheezing Bc he’s laughing so hard.

[@Mrbird321]

He sounds like a broken man lmaoo

[@roisindubh02]

@@thedarknight241 : Right?! when he’s dying laughing and says, “oh man” as he reports on the missing bonsai tree.😆😆

[@roisindubh02]

@Steve Garvin :awesome!!❤️

[@mpaulm]

Two dumb stories in a row for this crew. Must have been a slow news day.

[@liamc1102]

Bonsai trees are very beautiful.

[@mikejonespt2687]

Someone got their 400 year old tree jacked. I hope someone steals your grandmother so you can feel the pain

[@tannerstone2334]

Someone having a $90,000 tree stolen is a pretty big deal. That tree is worth more than all 3 of my cars combined.

[@buckwang5039]

tree is a bit story IMO, the monk who was taking care of the bonzais said that all he wanted was for the thief to take care of the bonzai, means a lot for them

[@ehabshanan1601]

@@mikejonespt2687 LMAOOOOO

[@helloasroma]

Imagine telling others in the store that you're about to "blow up the bathroom" only to have the police called on you, then you have no choice but to blow your pants up in the parking lot while being handcuffed and escorted by the police and surrounded by news crews and dozens of spectators.

[@The_Mend]

_"Home Depot will not be pressing charges"._ I can't breathe, please send help.

[@rogueranger7989]

New Meaning to Biological Warfare!!

[@420wizdumb6]

Im sure thats what the next guy that walked in said

[@TangerineFriday]

The best part!

[@ZIGZAG12345]

Sad part is he was probably LUCKY they didn't, plenty of humourless penny-counters at corporations WOULD have immediately leaned that way...

[@CoutureThug]

@@ZIGZAG12345 The manager understood because he too ate from the food truck out front

[@Desertyeti7]

I love how the next story is equally as stupid. “Are you getting enough water?” Lmao

[@rachels.9984]

@CJ DUNROVIN That SENT me lmao XD

[@carolynbrown3379]

Something stolen worth $90,000 and a person warning patrons that he is about to stink up the bathroom, I don't get how those stories are equal in any way...🤑/💩

[@WitchKing-Of-Angmar]

@@rachels.9984 it SENT you to lmao XD?

[@WitchKing-Of-Angmar]

@@carolynbrown3379 it is breaking news not close revelation

[@GeronFletcher]

The rare back to back classic lol

[@Magnanimous17]

I am fine with the fact that this is the only kind of news I seek out anymore.

[@reemclaughlin4260]

Right! I’m not letting anyone take my happy. 🙏🏼♥️🕊☮️

[@QUICKBOOKS1]

YES!!!!!!

[@LordSkella]

Same here!

[@nolivesmatter718]

Sucks to be you people.

[@DragnSly]

MSM is all fake anyway

[@go-beyond_plus-ultra]

"To Ethan now, please" "No" 😂😂

[@disorderliberalism2377]

From bombs in a bathroom to Bonsai trees! That’s difficult to manage.

[@LPKelly380]

Especially when you have to deliver a “message to the tree”. 😂😂😂

[@DIZAZZO]

@@LPKelly380 That's what I was thinking...

[@samanderson4166]

That's Kentucky for you

[@bearium91]

I'm surprised he didn't say something like "bombsai tree"... 😂

[@squirleyspitmonkey3926]

Imagine being the loser who ran to the employees to report a bomb. Also the bonsai tree kinda looks like someone squatting down to take a dump.

[@lauraphillips2689]

I k R🤣😂🤣💩

[@rogueranger7989]

Well Said; EXACTLY What (s)HE IS!!

[@luallual8180]

We wouldnt have this funny ass clip if no one reported so i thank the person who did

[@jjryan1352]

Doesn't Kansas have plenty of Larry the Cable Guy types? How could such a misunderstanding occur?

[@seankiesling2054]

Lmao I have a feeling that loser still thinks he or she did the right thing 🤣

[@scaboom1234]

Once you laugh during serious moment, Everything seems funny

[@MauricioJara]

Why is this true lmaoooo?

[@thomasgriffin2326]

Yup.

[@wishub]

@@thomasgriffin2326 amogus

[@thomasgriffin2326]

@@wishub yes

[@heistruth2865]

Yes!

[@AncientCityMusic]

I love how he just says “no…” in such desperation when she passes it onto him

[@mickkaylor]

Soo good 😂😂

[@annalisamandell6422]

I don’t know who Ethan is, but I love him already...

[@lcdabest]

he just left the station unfortunately

[@og-big-shepherd4468]

@@lcdabest like quit or got fired? That sucks either way. I would watch the news more with anchors like that

[@lcdabest]

@@og-big-shepherd4468 he left to do work for convoy of hope in springfield

[@markm0000]

@@lcdabest dang I haven’t watched the news in so long. I miss him but he’s definitely doing better there for his career.

[@captaincavemonkey]

@Yellow Toad I remember him being on the air when I went to college down there which was more than a decade ago.

[@frankcolmenares7775]

Now I’m worried about the Bonsai tree

[@yeshalloween]

Frank Colmenares same!!

[@allme2547]

Same here. They put alot of love and care in that tree....and the person who snatched it up prob had no idea of its worth...they prob thought "oh look, a cute little bush" ppl can be such A**H***S sometimes.

[@allme2547]

@Julie W. Ah, ok. I didn't catch that part I thought it was somewhere local. Either way, a crappy thing to do. Once I was dating a girl that was into arts & crafty type stuff and she was doing some kinda Arrangement around her fireplace and mentioned needing pine cones that were symmetrical, unbroken, the bigger the better etc... So, if I'd be out on a run or walking my dog and spotted one that looked up to snuff, I'd collect it. Wasn't a big deal but it was kind of a nuisance having to carry them etc... well I ended up with about a dozen or so and I put them on my back porch. I lived in a townhouse at the time. You know, communal outside space but the back porch was _MY_ property. Must have forgotten how much people suck because sure enough someone pinched about half of them. Ppl just don't respect personal space or other people's property.

[@nonameisthename138]

It's dead! Got dropped from a second story balcony, then ran over by a bus. Then a dog came and pissed on it..🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️

[@bonjovirocks24]

Raising the tree like a child... lol!!

[@jessica-sm1nc]

“to Ethan now” Ethan: “no”

[@phoebe1759]

Lolol i was looking for this

[@strangevisions5162]

when that guy is laughing during the tree story, I guarantee he's thinking about that big log in the home depot toilet

[@morganrobinson2436]

Hell yes!😂😂💩💩

[@aquabunny1992]

"Brownish, curved trunk"

[@ga_tronix]

stop 😂🤣

[@crowmigration8245]

That second story sounded like a joke too. "Message to the tree"

[@rm2399]

Crow Migration and surprisingly the anchor kept a straight face while saying it

[@imanalien6461]

When stories like this make the news, then all is good in the world.

[@RokenIsDodelijkOfzo]

Ima Nalien keep dreamin bud

[@tylerburney8576]

RokenIsDodelijkOfzo God forbid someone be optimistic

[@bpal7006]

My news is always "house fire, shots fired, hit and run, looking for suspect, cancer warning, health scare, brain eating amoeba, missing person on lake, 3 car accident, drowning victim, scam alert, soccer team bus crash, store robbed....and now the weather". I want more bathroom humor news!!

[@soultekkamusic115]

Lol naivety is bliss

[@bpal7006]

The OP comment is not to be taken literally , you dweebs. Were you the ones reporting the guy for a bomb threat when he said he was about to blow up the bathroom? Nobody thinks all the problems in the world disappeared because this video exists. 🤔

[@gingersnap3024]

I could never be a news anchor, I'd never be able to keep a straight face

[@carlspackler91]

No shit right?? I'd be lucky to squeeze out one story a day LOL

[@Neildo430ci]

@@carlspackler91 really, no shit. sometimes i get two a day. Like if a drank the night before. And after lunch. Just awful, almost have to hang a towel on the door.

[@bpal7006]

You are definitely not doing the news in that photo. Lol.

[@oaw972]

Apple pie

[@deannalarsen7161]

I come back to this every few months and it cracks me up every time!

[@shitsavestheworld]

The gift that keeps on giving!

[@damefruhauf]

Dear KZbin recommended algorithm: More of this please. Thank you.

[@itsRabbitSeasonYo]

I want more of you

[@JRacer524]

The comments are halarious. 😆 🤣

[@butcherboy2008]

The tree has replied. "Yes. I'm getting enough water."

[@SSChambers1]

How were they able to take the second story seriously? "It's green with a brown trunk." "Message to tree: are you getting enough water?" Plus the tree looks like Darth Vader arching his back while his throbbing custard slinger is in full salute.

[@heirofthenazareen3812]

That's a beautiful bonsai tree though. Gorgeous. I'd love to have one like that. www.bonsaioutlet.com/bonsai-trees/

[@CARTOONIVERSE1]

Steve- It was just as ridiculous as the 1st for sure. *"Throbbing custard-slinger."* I like that.

[@King_Barney]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@CARTOONIVERSE1]

@Allen S - You left me the same random insult 14 times in a row. *Talk about a real loser.*

[@CARTOONIVERSE1]

@matthew bajarias - *Agreed.*

[@vinnyvidivici5930]

Man that lady is tough. She’s either incredibly professional, and/or not an easily amused person

[@kuywasaamazikeen8048]

I didn't find it funny either.

[@jackroberts416]

​@@kuywasaamazikeen8048 Wow you are fun at parties. I get it. The thing isn't funny in itself. What is funny is the idea that they are supposed to sit there with a straight face and tell stories about people shitting in a toilet. This fact btw, is most likely why the dude is laughing so hard not because of the story itself. It is one of those things where trying to not laugh just makes one laugh harder. And then right after he has to talk about a missing bonsai tree as the icing on the cake which doesn't help.

[@chadbrad8100]

@@kuywasaamazikeen8048 majority disagree with u bet you are an emo ; I am guessing with your sociability you aint far in life sucks to be u 😂

[@AlaskaBlueCat]

The first story about the guy "fixin' to blow it up" was funny. Then, they followed it up with an "impassioned plea" about a bunch of missing Bonsai trees and I was howling.

[@MamashaYAY]

Me too 😂😂😂😂

[@texasred2702]

Yeah that segue was golden.

[@bamapounds]

"Im dying!" "Are you at least getting enough water?"

[@timothybailey2709]

Not to mention, enough fiber in his diet!

[@TheHurley108]

"Fixin' to blow it up." That's epic 😂😂😂

[@RealRedRabbit]

Jesus this just keeps getting better and better as it goes. "three tree is green. With a brownish trunk that bends to the side"

[@ghostrighter6530]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/kIOYnnebqrV6q9E 🥶🥶🥶🌟🌟🌟🌟🥶🥶🥶🥶

[@hannahferrell7534]

How is he not laughing at the message to the tree? Cause that was hilarious.

[@buisyman]

He hadn't yet gotten past the bomb in the bathroom. It probably hit him on the way home....Or when he was having sex with his wife......That's why he's in divorce court right now, lol

[@cocojulieta102]

Exactly 😂😂

[@trickhealey]

In a moment of true professionalism he held it together for that 4 seconds out of respect for the tree. J

[@buisyman]

@@trickhealey :))

[@MANDREW33]

The tree probably reminded him of a tree that was in the bathroom.

[@randyjordan5521]

"Don't nobody come in here for about 40 or 45 minutes!"

[@psi23k]

I smelled your shit for 20 years, you can smell mine for 5 minutes!

[@S1977-f4x]

Whyyyyyyy is it....everytime I come in the kitchen...(chew chew chew) you in the kitchen

[@psi23k]

@@S1977-f4x in the goddamn refrigerator!

[@ItsBreezusChrist]

Eatin up allllll the food

[@xczechr]

It's "Don't nobody go in the bathroom for about thirty five, forty five minutes."

[@g_o_d_esigns]

I bet the bonsai tree people were mad 🤣😂🤣

[@MouseyBusiness]

To be fair, the story is from Japan. The news ain't gonna do much good in the US...

[@davidbrockmeier9538]

"Hey man, that tree we stole..." "Yeah?" "It's now shown in a viral video. Everyone's gonna recognize it." "Shit." "Shit is right."

[@jeffbenton6183]

underrated comment.

[@shitsavestheworld]

Shit is right! Lol

[@fashiondiva6972]

It’s like she decided, “I’ll see your exploding bathroom story and raise you one missing tree message from its tree parents. We’ll see who’s laughing last buddy”😂

[@bellatrixx7777]

Tree parents 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@steveholland3683]

I’m blowing up my bathroom right now! Bomb squad where are you?!

[@buisyman]

TIDYBOWL MAN TO THE RESCUE!!!!!!!!!!

[@jasonryder4140]

@@buisyman 🤣

[@blakegrigorian401]

*gets swatted* 🤪

[@machomadness4631]

Stoooooopid... 😱

[@ccpr15]

💩💩💩💩💩

[@Nonalcoholicanonymous]

She: "to Ethan now, please!" He with childlike wavering voice: "No~~"

[@Rameon]

“The owners wan to send out a message…” “Oh cool are they gonna threaten the thieves?” “…to the tree” Also me: “W A T?!”

[@artphototech]

A Bonsai tree report after a joke about a mad dump? How? 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@tomfilippo5024]

Y'all better leave I'm finna blow up the bathroom

[@sandismith9909]

Lol:)

[@edyram22]

🚓🚓🚓🚓

[@springboard1994]

😂😂😂

[@marieOH5]

I would’ve said that Thank you and turned around ASAP. That was code for DON’T COME IN HERE IF YOU HAVE WEAK STOMACH. 😂😂

[@lawrencegenereux8567]

That "shit" happens every day in the bathrooms at Taco Bell.

[@elenaarman-tang7811]

@Seth Organs Ugh 😳💩🤣😂🤣😂

[@chiaracaniaticarlucci4779]

@Seth Organs eww...who is so crazy to poop in the sink? And then the employees have to get rid of the disgusting "Turdsnake". :-P

[@chiaracaniaticarlucci4779]

@Seth Organs XD Cheers to Adam!

[@brazenbull636]

I imagine so. All that fast food shit is poison..

[@angelajefferson6459]

You guys have no idea how filthy some of the general public can be. The men are bad, but these women don't belong to the human species.

[@GoldenSovereign-n1u]

"Are you at least getting enough water?" I mean we are indeed a weird society don't you think?

[@stevenwheat3621]

I used to blow up many a bathrooms in my Day, until I figured out the term "courtesy flush".. Blow out the initial load, then flush.. To hell with saving water, lets save lives!

[@vasmajority45]

Walmart has loud hurricane flushing toilets that mask the sound of my nuke going off. Your welcome for the tip

[@shyy87]

Ahh the courtesy flush. I too have become familiar with this. But now they make poopourri for the toilet bowl so we can save water again.

[@IndieRockCelt7488]

Omg 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@PhilshiDelisi]

I hear that’s important if you ever go to prison. Brothers don’t want to smell ass.

[@cflo1386]

Mine are lazer guided.

[@kickiniitbak]

This whole segment was wild from start to finish. Lmao

[@becky9330]

His laughter is contagious I love it here it is 5:41 a.m. watching this for the second time

[@chghfd4946]

Between this one and the sketch of the criminal, these two will forever be part of my life.

[@kingconflict9022]

“To Ethan now please” “nO”

[@carlosfryer3887]

"To Ethan now please!" "No..." 😂😂😭😭😭💀

[@Plexiate]

/r/NotTheOnion

[@jimhalpert9803]

Surprisingly

[@Speed001]

@@jimhalpert9803 indeed

[@travisscott3050]

yes

[@canyounot4706]

I could never say "Are you at least getting enough water" in that situation without duing of laughter

[@christinaangelamendoza3672]

isn't he the guy who also couldn't stop laughing about a funny sketch of a theif in Pennsylvania

[@nimaxo806]

yeh I remember that😂😂

[@danilosoldano7820]

Yep

[@m43-y6w]

i watch this news every morning. trust me, we see this kind of stuff every. single. day

[@ArnethProductions]

lol

[@Cricketmane]

@@m43-y6w Pretty much

[@TheXKL1NEx]

How is no one talking about the wheezing at 0:45 😂😂😂

[@Jesus4life_39]

I was

[@Nyxael5845]

Nah man the pre-wheezing at 0:40 when they get called out for it

[@LoveLondon5]

Same team I believe with the "police sketch artist fail" too. He's the best at making it through bad news.

[@PinkyakaAyannaj]

Good catch 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂💙💙💙🙏🙏🙏

[@Waffalish]

"The missing tree, seen here, stands about 3 feet tall and 2 and half feet wide." Like the supposed explosive device the man probably dropped LMAO

[@alexa-nf8rm]

"EVERYONE, GET OUT OF THE BATHROOM, I'M GONNA BLOW IT UP!" I'd have a hard time taking that seriously, lol

[@to.lame.to.function5242]

Must’ve never had a nose hair burning type of shit then

[@yarlodek5842]

If anyone were to say that, there would be mass panic. Not because of a “bomb scare” but because of the oncoming dumpy of ages.

[@anastyb]

You ask any good ol boy what " I'm fixing to blow this place up" means and he'll tell ya. What we have here is a failure to communicate!

[@rickblaine7463]

👏👏👏

[@leeallen3202]

Right!!

[@DinoTheThird]

"to Ethan now" Ethan: no 😭🤣😭

[@GrimGatsby]

The hardwr you try not to laugh, the harder you end up laughing.

[@NameePark]

Legend says: they are still laughing to this day.

[@mojo-eq4ln]

Legend says: he's still in the process of 'fixin to blow it up'

[@bitbyte8177]

People laugh way more when they aren’t supposed to.

[@lanecrescent4161]

This a true and surprisingly deep statement.

[@hagglefaen]

this is very true. When you try to suppress it, or think "alright now it would be really bad to laugh" it comes out even stronger. It kind of potentiates the emotion you get when experiencing it. This is actually why someone laugh in funerals, because they started thinking for themselves how bad it would be to laugh right now, suppressing it, so the next slightly funny thing they think about or see would make them burst out in laughter.

[@101Volts]

@@hagglefaen Yeah, but what happens if someone starts laughing while a Dentist is drilling a tooth? Bap a head with a hammer?

[@klj2382]

He was already dying from the Home Depot story, the bonsai tree just finished him off

[@Didnt_ask69]

I love how Ethan mutters “no”