Official Ron White - I Got Thrown Out of a Bar

[@zachhaywood1564]

My all time favorite Ron White quote will forever be "I had the right to remain silent....But I didn't have the ability."

[@deveryshepardson3640]

I love that one too, but I gotta go with “...stupid is forever...”

[@Kevin-hn6wp]

@@deveryshepardson3640 Yah , you can't fix stupid .

[@nartarlyiatremaynne1239]

I concur with your sentiment 100% Australia 2022

[@paulfolson7724]

“How far can the plane make it on one engine?” “All the way to the scene of the crash”

[@sappygirl1955]

I love that quote, too!😂

[@jeffbollen5276]

“…[T]hey were stopping every vehicle traveling down that particular sidewalk.” 😂🤣😂

[@jdmarsh91]

And that's profiling. Which is wrong

[@nickolasroig7360]

Saw him live last night on his farewell tour and right at the end he thanked everyone for his long career and he got a standing ovation and as soon as everyone settled down this man lit his cigar took a long drag looked at the crowd for second then took a sip of his tequila and gazed out at the crowd like a old gun slinger and said “i got thrown out of bar in New York City” and the place erupted. Amazing talent amazing man long live Ron White aka Tater Salad

[@hadisonbates]

He did it Friday night. His 2nd to last show lol same reaction from the crowd. Bet that never gets old

[@TransRoofKorean]

pretty legendary; close to impossible to put together a better routine than this one (there are 2.6k people who have downvoted this atm, whaaaat ???)

[@Hyggyldy]

That had to be something truly special.

[@718Gilbert]

Didn't he quit drinking?

[@SherryChisholm]

I love Love LOVE Ron White. ❤

[@StephenSpring1]

i got a drunk in public ticket one time and this was literally the defense my lawyer used. "He wasn't in public, until he was forced into public" it actually worked.

[@GizmoRob176]

You can thank Ron "TaterSalad" White.

[@Bayougirl78]

The old "Tater Loophole" Lol

[@michaelbenson8529]

That story was hilarious

[@bobberto3399]

Uncle had a similar charges dropped. Its what's know as the tater clause.

[@Ethernet480]

Judge is a tater salad fan

[@Siknik64]

"You ever forget? Happened to me." This man truly understands the human condition.

[@alexludavertigo6926]

1:51 🤣it’s a handy lil piece of information to halve right there

[@ryanfeatherstone3868]

“I don’t think so Scooter...” Pure gold!🤣🤣🤣

[@cammiegress]

I don’t think so Turbo got me thrown out one time in the 80’s lololol

[@cindywylie890]

I use that line a lot.

[@MrKaraokeguy88]

He’s told this story for about 20 years and it’s still funny

[@runoz2839]

😆😆😆ALWAYS!!! 😆😆😆

[@gwncih1]

I heard it in 1991 at the Addison, Tx Improv

[@gwncih1]

Also heard it in Irving, Texas last night

[@TransRoofKorean]

@@gwncih1 Seriously? that's nuts! the idea that one can write one joke... certainly he's improved it since then, don't get me wrong

[@marilyntregwin1696]

It"s all about his persona and presentation

[@debm.5588]

My favorite line, “ I don’t know how many it’s going to TAKE to whip my ass, but I know how many they’re going to USE!!” 😂😂😂😂😂

[@AnonYmous-mc5zx]

It's a handy little peice of information to have.

[@Captain_Dick_Swett]

That's a great chorus for a country song I'll tell you what

[@DouglasJBoyd-fz9fb]

From personal experience this is so true LMAO

[@prestondillon2976]

“I don’t wanna be drunk in pub-lic I wanna be drunk in a goddamn bar” he does have a point

[@chrisnichols4478]

In Virginia, you can be sitting in your own living room, drunk...if you happen to have your front door open where someone driving or walking by can see you...that's drunk in public

[@terribeauchamp7266]

And when he got thrown out of the bar he was hurled out.🤣

[@Blaze-cr2iu]

@@chrisnichols4478that’s utterly stupid, how does that make any sense 😂 even if the door is open you’re on your own property in your house. I could never live there being Irish, I’d be drinking on my porch on a nice day.

[@chrisnichols4478]

@@Blaze-cr2iu Preaching to the choir, buddy..i don't think it gets enforced very often, but its a law

[@raylampert1243]

The telegraph gag is what gets me. "If you knew Morse Code you'd already know that."

[@burpostockings]

"The only way we can tell down south if they have their hair cut like... yours" lmao

[@Mbbrog]

“This guy lived 4 doors down from me in a town with less than 400 people.....we’ve met” that line always gets me

[@hjhgaming8634]

Growing up ten miles from Fritch, Texas I can attest to that being true

[@DinsdalePiranha67]

I didn't grow up in a town quite as small, but most of us knew most of the rest of us.

[@doughesson]

@@DinsdalePiranha67 For a while,I lived in a Kentucky town that was so small,the dentist & proctologist was the same guy. If you scheduled your dental work first thing in the morning,you were generally okay.

[@tysparks598]

@@DinsdalePiranha67 same. When I go back, no matter where I go I run into someone I know. My GF said, "You must have been pretty popular?" & I said, "There's a difference between popular & notorious. I'm the latter."

[@glendagoodewright3438]

After living in a small town as a kid, this really made me smile 🤩

[@anniehewitt8730]

“They were stopping every vehicle traveling down that particular sidewalk” DEAAAD😂

[@briank06261973]

And that's profiling.

[@carmelcandy6286]

Give me a minute to catch my breath after that joke!!!

[@codyschleth8929]

Annie Hewitt amazing.

[@johnbarone8948]

Ron's impersonation of a New York City bouncer is priceless!!

[@lilafeldman8630]

I felt the same way!

[@parakeet8157]

"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability." LOL! AND the "Tater Salad" story! LOVE IT!

[@ronaldferrucci3756]

Yeah, if a police officer told me I had the right to remain silent I would just be like “lot of good that will do”

[@jerryupp9626]

Mr. Ron White I just want to say THAN YOU for your many years of stand up comedy. You gave me many laughs over the years. Enjoy your retirement and your family

[@Bayougirl78]

"At that point I had the RIGHT to remain silent, but I didn't have the ABILITY"... Lol, one of my favorite quotes :)

[@terrydavis5646]

He very funny guy

[@jacksonbryant2577]

I made to count to woo

[@davidmuise5073]

My life story...

[@sappygirl1955]

Absolutely one of my favorite lines, too!🤣

[@vinniebadalucco1329]

Story of my life 😂😎😂

[@sartainja]

Only Ron could spin a public drunk arrest in NYC into career.

[@saraconnor4472]

"Hey....they THREW ME into pub...lic" Best defense ever :)

[@lilaznbltz]

"I don't wanna be drunk in public, I wanna be drunk in th' goddamn bar. Arrest them!!"

[@tonycompton4313]

This has happened to me the the cops told me I was drunk in public in the bar before they drug me out of the bar and then told me I was drunk in public isn't that what bars are for is to get drunk

[@sammyrobinson7537]

C h

[@LibbyRal]

@@tonycompton4313 , kinda makes me wonder why people get arrested for doing something lewd in a porn theater. Isn't that the point?

[@trinityphillips2508]

Sara Connor Yes sir!

[@Valstein0]

Ron The White is one of the best storytellers

[@85Zeroangel]

I don't know how many it would have taken to whip my ass, but I knew how many they were gonna use. Best line.

[@newtoncountry5937]

That's a handy little piece of information to have right there

[@comettamer]

I like "Six bouncers hurled me out of a nightclub like i was a Frisbee!"

[@barbarahill2202]

reminds me of Panama City police dept

[@georgecobble5688]

When your outnumbered in a fight.. I have heard it said " A good run is better than a bad stand " .

[@cawilliamsify]

...turns out they were stopping everyone that was traveling down that particular sidewalk that day. That's profiling ... and profiling is wrong

[@mikeashcraft4354]

How long can we fly with one engine? All the way to the scene of the crash! Always loved your sense of humor and down to earth delivery Ron.

[@GlobalTubeTruth]

This guy is genuinely funny. His personna is so authentic. I don't know what he'd be doing if he didn't have a job that he could drink while doing it.

[@naomiemoore5725]

Had a completely different profession and I always had a bottle of something in my office. On random Friday mornings we would do shots with coffee. No matter what hell we were put through that day, it went a little better.

[@mandymarshall9220]

I only just discovered Ron White tonight.....I have to say he's had me in hysterical laughter!

[@michaeledmond2367]

Hello Mandy How are you. I hope you are doing ok. I saw your comment here am a fan, am hoping we can both get to know each other and be friends what do you think.

[@Liusila]

I remembered this story at work yesterday, and couldn't stop laughing - then I couldn't just explain to anyone what I was laughing at, and all I could cough through was "Tater Salad", lol

[@tituscelani5546]

I respect this

[@DavidTerryTAEC]

@@tituscelani5546 I represent this.

[@SherryChisholm]

Not only is Ron White hilarious, but he's extremely sexy. Best looking heavy-set man on earth! I love him. ❤

[@VickiGonya]

I 😍 LOVE LAUGHING LIKE THAT!!!! CANT BREATHE, HAVE TO PEE, CRYING HUGH TEARS, MOUTH OPEN NO NOISE, FOLLOWED BY UPROARIOUSLY UNCONTROLLED VOLUME❤❤❤❤❤ AND INHUMAN NOISES!!!!

[@spiff2268]

Ron White is a great story teller, plain and simple. A rare thing indeed.

[@livingisaight]

"I had the right to remain silent, but i didn't have the ability" Might be the best thing ever said by a comedian. EVER.

[@richardhamblen5526]

LOL, BEEN THERE, DID THAT..TOO!

[@kriskoopr7207]

Lol…we HAVE the ability to know you are absolutely CORRECT Scooter

[@joewas2225]

"Might be the best thing ever said by a comedian. EVER." I was a great line but nowhere near the best thing. You clearly don't know George Carlin & the great lines he's givin.

[@donmork4306]

Always True - no one has the ability

[@scottk8245R]

18 years and this still holds

[@dcongramful]

Probably the best delivery in the business.

[@brandoncrawford8638]

Yes y

[@glytzhkof]

"Comedy is about timing and rhythm". Good timing & Rhythm: kzbin.info/www/bejne/hXq2eKyhhJuNbbc Unperfected timing & Rhythm: kzbin.info/www/bejne/iHPQnKSXd7KAf5o

[@honolulublues5548]

Should be, he's been doing the same joke, with variations for nearly 40 years.

[@Thecumminsinamericah]

" I don't think so scooter!" & I was wronnng" LMAO

[@Eric_1991]

I don't think so scooter! And I was wrong! 😂

[@d.g.6147]

"Fff-....Scooter!"

[@Fduthoy]

Best

[@michaelwallbrown3726]

i would have called him "skippy"

[@davidp7037]

“Go home and watch Roadhouse and beat off” LOL Totally reminds me of my days working in the bars. Good times, good people.

[@snakebeing756]

I remember watching this guy on Comedy Central when I was young and when the channel was worth watching.

[@LdRfilmz]

Snake being when the channel was worth watching....boy that was a while back eh?

[@snakebeing756]

I was in elementary school by then.

[@joshuar9560]

Oh yeah, I remember seeing uncensored south park in the middle of the day.

[@1218jmm]

Back when they had comedy on it.

[@MartinChaudhry]

The Man Show ftw

[@windwaker6164]

Police: you are charged with drunk in pub-lic Me: no I was drunk in a bar these guys threw me into pub-lic I love the way they say public

[@DinsdalePiranha67]

Pub-LICKKKKK!

[@sandrahumble2483]

My favorite Comedian

[@eternalhalloween1]

One of my favorite lines of his is: "Don't you just love it when someone has a genuine problem, and then they attach a solution to it that doesn't have anything to do with the problem?"

[@snipervision1]

20 years from now it will still make me laugh. Long live the infamous Tater Salad fugitive!?!👍😎🇱🇷

[@65coupestang]

"i dont think so scooter"😆

[@icewing4621]

They call me tater salad and I call my son tater tot

[@chrisanderson2787]

"I dont think so Scooter!....and i was wrong" 😂😂😂

[@pokerKKcrushr]

I laugh at that line everytime!

[@mikeking8699]

@@icewing4621 What's a ice wing

[@icewing4621]

@@mikeking8699 its from a book called wings of fire it's a dragon

[@LinkRocks]

I've heard this bit so many times but it still makes me laugh.

[@nilesheather]

"I had the right to remain silent...But I didn't have the ability."

[@deepsix0063]

the record

[@sparklebutt1119]

Heather Niles Best line ever. lol

[@ChasBurnett]

Heather Niles Male, because … In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on. They have a lot of data, but are still clueless. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that, if you had waited a little longer, you could have had a better model. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they are the problem. Female, because … No one but the original creator understands their internal logic. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval. The message, “Bad command or filename”, is about as informative as “If you don’t know why I’m mad at you, then I’m certainly not going to tell you.” The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.

[@ianoas7102]

HookaSmokingCatapillar hahah yeah

[@DANA-of5rz]

lol

[@knaziringram4589]

Thank you tater salad White your comedy got me through a cross country road gig some years ago and this was one of many bits that kept me awake and driving but not always in a straight line from the laughter

[@SpellboundWolf]

Ron White is 1 of my heroes of comedy.

[@MehIgotnothing]

"And he got all pissed." 🤣🤣😂😂

[@Thomasstauss]

"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability", been there !

[@curiouscuriouser9402]

Yep!

[@howardfortyfive9676]

Learned the HARD WAY how that goes!! *I wised up finally but it took 50+years. One could say "it's a process." He do have sum TERRIFIC ONE LINERS.....*

[@chrismitchell3171]

Me to, in a less then ideal way😂

[@MoonlitBrenya]

"I didn't know how many it was gonna take to whoop my ass... but I knew how many they were gonna use."

[@scottwpilgrim]

It's a handy little piece of information to have, right there.

[@theresaparsons77]

Who were the 500+ people that gave this a thumbs down? He's one of the best comedians ever

[@michaels9034]

Those are the bouncers and their gay friends, lol.

[@GreyGhost-r4z]

Theresa Parsons 500 Gay NYC Bouncers

[@sarahflaute4706]

Years ago, I picked my mom up at the airport. On the way home she told me she was sitting next to this guy who wouldn’t shut up. They talked the whole flight and he had her rolling. She was worried she wasn’t going to make her connecting flight and when it was time to get off the plane, he hollered for everyone to let my mom off first, so she could make the flight. Well.........months later we were watching Comedy Central or something and she goes...”HEY!!!! That’s the guy I was telling you about on the plane!” We died laughing and still do to this day that she was sitting next to Ron white the whole time and didn’t know it. She said she was wondering why people kept saying hi to him and shaking his hand lol.

[@aarontousinau6885]

Hahaha Badass man

[@Beefnhammer]

"I don't think so scooter" gets me every goddamn time!

[@GreatUSTreasureHunt]

Bands save their biggest hit for the second encore. Ron White says "I got thrown out of a bar" and the crowd goes wild.

[@yoryorsmith1695]

This joke never fails to make me laugh no matter how often i hear it

[@kevinhillary4057]

I just got thrown out of a bar Saturday night and my dad told me to listen to this 😂

[@jasondyrkacz8270]

How many bouncers were used to toss you out like a Frisbee?

[@Videographer1234567]

what did you do to get thrown out?

[@ericparrish1515]

Where's the list of shit you can't do in a bar? Is it long

[@savahbejin7511]

Never gets old…They got the tater.

[@primejudicator7817]

"I don't know how many of them it would have taken to whip my ass...but I knew how many they were going to use. That's a handy little piece of information to have right there." 🤣

[@comettamer]

"Six bouncers hurled me out of a nightclub like i was a Frisbee!"

[@Agent1W]

*OVERKILL*.

[@basilwaheed6055]

He’s a dam funny comedian. His style fits him perfectly

[@SSJWolverine]

2:18 "I refused to pay for it because _we_ broke it over _my_ thigh."

[@kimring6372]

Love his jokes. Love where he says all the satellites are lining up.

[@randyrawdingii5135]

Love you Ron! My favorite comedian. You connect to your audience like no other. Hope I get to see you perform someday. Thanks for all the laughs brother.

[@lukeskywalker2566]

There's so many memorable and un believably hilarious quotes in this story😂

[@jadeblack4751]

I'm gonna make some prank calls and if they ask "Who is this?!" I'm gonna say, "They call me, Tater Salad!"

[@TonyHartzy]

One of the best written bits of all time..

[@mattheweubanks6163]

I don't want to be drunk in public. I want to be drunk in a bar

[@karldraughon9135]

They threw me out of the bar

[@LibbyRal]

@Raymundo11 , very great. Best line in the whole routine when followed by 'they threw me into pub-blick. Arrest them officer'.

[@icewing4621]

I had the right to remain silent but didn't have the ability

[@juliaturrentine2278]

Matthew Eubanks which is perfectly legal...arrest them.

[@FredBiesinger]

Love Ron White I've used his "I don't think so Scooter " so much it's become my trademark LOL I also love his Coupons bit also

[@chasereasoner5583]

Ron White is a living comedic legend. Fellow Texan here. My wife has family from fritch, tx, but grew up in Dumas.

[@RobertJohnson-lu9vb]

Why is absolutely hilarious Ron White is absolutely hilarious

[@edwardaleksiewicz5999]

He has got to be one of the best comedy/actor/ALCOHOLIC there is. Ron White thanks for the laughs

[@Mikee22ification]

My friend got kicked out a bar in Toronto in the 90s and pushed back and as the bouncer was punching him in the face my friend say 'Ahh you hit like a woman'

[@jamiequery2339]

Blue Collar Comedy Tour...one of the best comedies ever...I actually laughed, and it's damn funny if I'm laughin!!

[@ginaslawson]

Lol righT? that's what I'm talking about

[@runoz2839]

YOU GOT ME, YOU GOT THE, "TATER"... I THINK HE HAS MORE FUN TELLING HIS REAL LIFE HILARIOUS EVENTS/COMEDY SKIT THEN WE HAVE LAUGHING

[@babyt0217]

They were arresting everyone driving on the sidewalk that day and that's profiling

[@MichaelS537]

And profiling is wrong

[@alexbent8412]

Best part lmao i geeked at “sidewalk”

[@brettparr1842]

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[@LsTinyDanc3r]

I ❤this skit, & especially the part about "the cops stopping every car that was driving down the sidewalk". Man can I relate to that! MANY years ago when I was only 17, my dad lent me his car to drive that day. It was a Dodge Charger 383 w-metal flake gold paint & really sweet but idoled at 45mph. But if I so much as put a scratch on it, I wud NEVER be allowed to drive it again (&I knew it!) So I'm crusing (way to fast) down a busy street & messing w-th radio trying to find a cool song; when suddenly I look up & all I see are tail lights in both lanes of stopped cars. Knowing I did NOT hav time to stop, I swerved over a lane & jumped th curb & drove down th sidewalk! (Praying🙏 plez God don't let anyone walkout of one of th store fronts that I was blowing past). Problem was, once I was ON th sidewalk, I cudn't get back into th street; every 4 ft was either a tree, trashcan, street light, street sign, or something! I drove for 2 city blocks trying to get back onto th street until finally I came to th 4 way intersection & I just said: to Hell😈🌋 with it, I'm dead anyway if th cops catch me, so I'm GOING for it!!! & I layed on my horn & just jumped back into th street; cars were slamming on their brakes, spinning in donuts, honking their horns, & only by th grace of God not a car crashed! ...& not a cop saw me😁. When I got home that night my dad asked me if I had speeded, & I said: No daddy I drove so slow you wud hav thought I was driving on a sidewalk! He just gav me a funny look (I think he knew). 😉 moral: NEVER giv a crazy, young, stupid new driver a hotrod to drive🚘 Bad stuff can happen!

[@kaystevens8428]

@Linda Brown-Shurge. You get my vote for "Winner of the Internet Today". This "skit" is one of my favorites from one of my favorites. I have seen it many times & still lol. I can honestly say that your story had me literally LMAO. Not only do I think it'd be a blast to hang w/ Ron, I feel the same about you now. Great story-telling. Stay safe funny lady

[@matthewkealey3443]

I like this dude he's funny as shit.

[@sumitKumar-oh3mj]

Matthew Kealey

[@hankarmstrong3681]

This NEVER gets old but I was arrested for Drunk In Public. Twice. Then I got a DWI. Texas. We laugh so we don't cry. Thanks Ron

[@zebbrakriger6731]

Ron I have loved your show for year's and to nite I get to see you in person so happy I got tickets to your show for my birthday it is a dream come true for me !!! SO EXCITED!!!

[@paleoprover8690]

Shut your mouth you ignorant little kid browsing the internet.

[@curiouscuriouser9402]

Congratulations. I hope that you enjoyed it very much.

[@froztbite15]

Fuckin shit. This is, without a doubt, one of my favorite comedians of all time. I love this dude. Funny as fuck. I can laugh everytime I hear him. Dude kills everytime. Keep doing comedy Mr White.

[@AnthonyMcqueen1987]

"But he walked away and i took the hat off about an hour later ive been drinking and i forgot." "You ever forget ??....Happen to me." 🤣😂🤣😂

[@wickedjuggalo6673]

I dont wanna be drunk in public -turns around pointing- i wanna be drunk in the god damn bar 😂😂

[@i4gotmysn]

Hey, quick question... how do you do a strike-out font on your comment? Can I do this on an Android device or did you use a PC?

[@wickedjuggalo6673]

i did this on android. i cant remember how i did it. it was 2 years ago 😂 *Turns Around*

[@LoriDitchfield]

One of the funniest stories I've ever heard - makes me cry laughing every time. The only way we can tell down south is if they have a haircut like .... yours. They call me Tater Salad lol!

[@sheilaadkins6636]

“That’s not a drunk driving test that’s an agility test, and I’m not very goddamn agile” 😂😂😂best ever! Been there on this one lol

[@ChadKroeger-do3xh]

Hello 😊

[@sessiontelemetric5618]

Dude. Seriously. The man's comedy is brilliant. Amazing story telling & delivery. SO good!

[@neosthirdeye2291]

4 yrs later: boring

[@erichilbish]

This clip never gets old...lmfao

[@danielcarter305]

Every time I get arrested I think of this story!!!LOL. "This part takes a while," "if you know Morse code you would know that." I do know Morse code and that is not what it said....lol

[@saintmichael9736]

SINNERS WILL REGRET EVER BEING BORN AND THE SOUL NEVER DIES

[@cordeliadaniels7737]

Love him ! I could listen to him all night ! That smurk he has must get him in trouble all the time.

[@kfarr3037]

That or plenty of women he's used it on to pick up by flashing it as them! Kinda like the cat that ate the canary - the whole "I've been up to something kinda borderline naughty but definitely fun, hilarious and memorable" look when he flashes that grin at you! 😁

[@johnnyarmstrong9874]

Your a comedy legend its helped me with my own depression and ptsd thanks for all your hard work

[@sherrismith8337]

LOL "I didn't know how many of them it would take to whip my a$$, but I knew how many they were going to use. That's a handy piece of information right there."

[@jasondyrkacz8270]

He's right though.

[@sherrismith8337]

@@jasondyrkacz8270 He surely was correct. LOL

[@Zak6959]

Never get tired of that bit.

[@JRDEAN71]

"I had the right to remain silent..... but I didn't have the ability" too fuckin' funny. Been there. :)

[@RoryRamshot]

One of the best of all time, right here

[@jonc2430]

“I got thrown out of a bar in New York City” - Ron White

[@honolulublues5548]

Also Ron White: "I got thrown out of a bar in Las Vegas". That was his original story. He added the police and "Tater Salad" parts later. He's been doing this joke for nearly 40 years.

[@Clarice-rp7mh]

Happy trails, Tater Salad.

[@rachelh9150]

They threw me into PUBLIC. 😂😂😂

[@carmelcandy6286]

Pub....lick Lol!!!

[@kathyvogelpohl]

The best bar story of all time. I never get tired of hearing it.

[@jackdean2691]

"I had the right to remain silent... but I didn't have the ability" classic

[@HenryHuntHabit]

As someone who grew up ten minutes from Fritch, and grew up with Ron’s niece and nephew, this gets me every time

[@skwisgarskwigelf7191]

“I don’t think so, Scooter! But I was wrong.” 😂🤣

[@bkmeahan]

not many youtube videos can make me actually laugh, but this was funny as hell

[@charlesmueller4915]

This is one of his best bits!!! Now there's a handy piece of information. I love using that line...

[@rickydykes8004]

"I don't know how many it was gonna take to whip my ass but I knew how many they were gonna use" 😂😂😂

[@Bobman-ml5qf]

This NEVER gets old!

[@flagal519]

This guy is an absolute scream ! My two favorite comics are him and Sebastian Maniscalco...brilliant performers.

[@lilipadduncan]

Great 👍