Blueprint Bryan spent $2M stealing our youth. It failed.

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0:00 - Intro
PART 1: LIFE OF BRYAN
4:01 - Missionary Accomplished
6:33 - Mo Money Mo Problems
12:58 - Lofty Goals
PART 2: THE BLUEPRINT
22:20 - Age Olympics
28:49 - Science Knows No Boundaries
40:30 - Zero to Hero
50:16 - Conclusion

[@DAngeloWallace]

and bryan if you're watching this, just know that i have successfully achieved a biological age of 25 through an innovative process called being born in 1998

[@grayimmel]

well done

[@FijianSouljah1312]

You old old. 😳

[@vtp1223]

congrats

[@hermosas_rosas]

and you look stunning

[@wise1296]

He should have stuck with orphan blood like the rest of the people at the top. Orphans don't make for good headlines anymore but his own son would

[@lady8jane]

The funny thing is: Becoming immortal and having a million space children is kinda just ... Mormonism?

[@sirdidymus24]

As an ex-Mormon, I can confirm. 😂

[@Grey_3438]

It all comes full circle

[@cyclona23]

lol

[@ville__]

As an ex-Mormon, I can confirm. 😂

[@marnenotmarnie259]

literally lol

[@katevenhorst1723]

Bryan will literally, LITERALLY do everything except go to therapy.

[@SahloFolina2161]

Man just needs one session to tell him how fucked all this is-

[@Grey_3438]

The one thing he needs MOST 😭

[@ville__]

The one thing he needs MOST 😭

[@EliteNeptune1456]

The one thing he needs MOST 😭

[@vi_cesario]

The one thing he needs MOST 😭

[@relishcat]

As someone nearly this mans age, I know one thing; nothing ages you faster than chasing after your youth. This man looks older than his actual age.

[@vvitch-mist20]

Stressing about your age is the fastest way to lose your youth, also it's completely based on your parents so they have to be youthful looking as well.

[@friedsugar2701]

I think it's slightly uncharitable to denounce him completely, he's a person. Also he does look 40-45 for his age of 55.

[@cissyiniguez]

​@@friedsugar2701He was 45 during those blueprint interviews. He's 46 now so… you're saying he basically looks his age. Doesn't look like that blueprint is working, does it? lol

[@friedsugar2701]

He looks maybe tops 40, so yes@@cissyiniguez

[@estrellacasias]

Also the low body fat isn't helping either. Not too many wrinkles but his skin is so sunk in in a way that screams "sickly"

[@number1morbiusfan]

As someone that left the Mormon church...it will absolutely mess you up. It's not just a religion it's a cult, and this man instead of seeking professional help to Deprogram just decided to shove all that trauma down and be totally unhinged. It's crazy.

[@LeeBee287]

indeed. it’s clear that he hasn’t tried to deal with the existential issues about death and the afterlife (or lack thereof) that come from a loss of faith and instead decided to just not die.

[@pop-punkreptile5827]

this

[@rockinsockmonkey8033]

​@@LeeBee287this was my first thought. The Mormon church promises that faith will keep you and your loved ones together for all eternity in the afterlife... he's aiming for the same thing, but now he thinks he can just avoid dying period.

[@velvetchiharu]

This, the Mormonism aspect is not being addressed enough. I hate that people TIPTOE around Mormonism because it’s been normalized as a legit religion , like no, they deserve to be exposed and criticized. Loudly. Maybe then people would feel more comfortable leaving and seeking therapy afterward. His behavior is very much as you described, cult induced trauma in need of deprogramming. The joking about his “blood boy” is just… very deranged. He’s pretty far removed from having any perspective at the moment. The things he’s accomplished are incredible, it’s clear he capable of functioning on some level but where he’s at right now is so concerning. Mentally unwell and unfathomably wealthy are not a good combo for an individual’s well being.

[@lanawr80]

@@LeeBee287 BINGO!

[@bluelagoon5235]

My 90-year old grandmother once told me "aging is the reward you get for living" and I think about what she told me every day.

[@kukusenka]

Sounds like hell

[@mimipeahes5848]

@@kukusenkamf you *want* to die?

[@mariaathena7910]

That sounds like she was punishing herself for living. That's not right. Humanity has made progress to make us live longer and more fullfilling lives, that's our destiny. On the other hand being obsessed is not helpful. There is a medium.

[@kiera_klark8171]

⁠@@mariaathena7910it’s only a punishment if you think of ageing as a bad thing

[@lenamariejackson]

i agree with this. wrinkles show you’ve lived through a lot, smile lines show you’ve laughed a lot, frown lines show you’ve cried a lot. aging really is your body reminding you of where you’ve been, and what you’ve done.

[@eddie4988]

haven’t finished this yet but his whole earth saver gimmick is the embodiment of “billionaires have to do peyote in the desert to experience something teenage girls figure out at your average sleepover.”

[@avelynn5976]

teenage girls are so powerful

[@liv.s.]

​@@avelynn5976 teenage girls will save earth

[@StrawberryQuestions]

@@avelynn5976thank you

[@desislavanedyalkova4169]

I was looking for this comment.

[@Kaybye555]

😂 love it

[@erickacazar8981]

As an Ecuadorian viewer, I can’t believe Bryan spent years of his life seeing the misery and social inbalances we suffered through the 90s and thought “yeah, I want to live forever”. The depression part I understand, but the rest… We as a nation should receive compensation for this

[@easternflower6476]

Mexicana here- I love Ecuador 🇪🇨 ❤️ Beautiful people and culture. You deserve better than this dude- lo siento amigo 😞

[@user-qi3hf8ko3q]

wait is he ecuadorian?

[@carleria90]

Yo estaba pensando exactamente lo mismo. Cerca de mi casa vivían mucho de los misioneros y siempre me pareció que es neocolonial, hasta cierto punto. Creo que sólo cambió una religión por otra.

[@sleepwalking3345]

​@@user-qi3hf8ko3qno but it comes across as he saw the suffering of equidor on his missonary trip and was like 'damn i dont wanna be like these poor people, im gonna be rich'

[@NoLOVEinFEAR333]

I fully support your bid for compensation!

[@rinskeverberg]

I'm 42 years old. When I look at the 'old' Bryan I see a normal, attractive man my age. When I look at the new Bryan, I see a Lord Of The Rings elf who's been tortured underground in Mordor for decades and who you couldn't pay me to sleep with, ever.

[@HolyBlowhole]

Yea, he does kinda look like the elf that was the “father of all orcs” in that awful Rings of Power show.

[@squibbelsmcjohnson]

He is and looks like a vampire. Zero skin color.. Even albinos have something.... Like he isn't just white white.. Weird af

[@fashionovawigs]

Y’all just be lying

[@Balingy]

Nah yeah he was kinda cute tbh but the new look is.... not an improvement.

[@Balingy]

​@@fashionovawigsnah we just have bad taste

[@anarenea]

He went from looking like a normal, healthy person to resembling an AI program avatar

[@sigian]

And the program went Blue Windows Page

[@karmAnonymous]

ON EVERYTHING 🤢🤮 And you know he stares at himself in the mirror and any reflective surface at any given time even in front of other people thinking he's the 💩 💀😂

[@mimi19932]

Ikr! I just thought he looked like an AI avatar.

[@ObsessiveCompulsiveClown]

​@ville__ why do you keep copy-pasting people's comments?

[@fireassassin1688]

He should've kept the beard

[@caoticcat01]

Going from "im miserable and want to end my life." To "im miserable and want to live forever." Is wild

[@chickensalad3535]

It's really not.

[@rampion1228]

It's very normal, coming to a point where you no longer want to end your life often means being hit with the fear of death in a very sudden and intense way. I think its partly because you haven't been processing the idea of death in a normal, healthy way for a long time, and partly because the time you spent feeling suicidal/depressed feels like a waste of your life and you want to get that time back.

[@maryfrancess93]

It's very common for severe depression tbh.

[@maryfrancess93]

​@@rampion1228mood.

[@wizenup]

Severe depression, living with it in your youth and 20's and coming out of it as an older person makes one feel that they have wasted so much time, their youth, opportunity ect. He's trying to make up for lost time. It's sad, and impossible.

[@sharongillesp]

At 23 I looked 15 (and was expecting - awkward stares). At 40 I looked 25. At 50 I looked 35. At 71 I now look 60. I started off with great genes and took care of my body (more or less). But after a certain age . . . you’re going to “look” old - no matter what you do. If ZERO keeps at it - he’s likely to DIE looking like Frankenstein’s monster. D’Angelo is a raconteur extraordinaire! No matter the topic he’s engaging.🤣☺😊🙃

[@saliferousstudios]

I'm 37 and people still think I'm in college. It's weird. I think it's just fasting? I've intermittent fasted for at least 12 years. And kept hydrated. Also no sun. My gmom had good genes, but was in the sun with tanning oil a lot, and wrinkled extremely.

[@scroogemcduckrich9705]

😂😂 loved this entire post

[@ami_ags5269]

​@saliferousstudios i have pretty similar experience. I hate sunbathing, trying to eat healthy (fasting is great) and being 32 ppl always assume I'm 22 -25 at most.

[@overthemoo]

When he starts looking like Frankestein’s monster, I wouldn’t be surprised if he claims that THAT is what healthy humans are actually supposed to look like at full health. Our perception has just been wrong all these years!

[@overthemoo]

@@saliferousstudios I am currently 39 years old and have been told I look 16-20 for the past two decades … I don’t fast, and I’m really bad about staying hydrated. I used to get a LOT of sun during my childhood, but rarely any now (5 to 20 minutes a day at most). Also, I don’t wear makeup. Many feel this particular fact has done the work, and I’m sure it helps, but I bet it’s mostly genetics.

[@hermosas_rosas]

i think transfusing your son's blood into yours is not just weird, but cruel. can't quite explain it, but i feel a deep level of sympathy for the boy even if he agrees to whatever went on

[@schibbolethsquad44]

How can he NOT agree? He can't say no without his father going on a guilt trip.

[@ravenwolfkittyface1802]

Child abuse as far as I’m concerned

[@ville__]

How can he NOT agree? He can't say no without his father going on a guilt trip.

[@TheRoseThorn]

I'd feel as though this could be considered medical abuse/negligence on the father's part. Absolutely horrible

[@shiloilo]

@@ville__didn’t someone just say this

[@mrscoolwhipp]

To bring it all full circle, the Twilight series was written by a Mormon who graduated from BYU. Bryan went to BYU and wants to be a vampire. Therefore, going to BYU will make you want to be vampire.

[@puppykat800]

Or maybe Mormonism is a bit like vampirism

[@knight-of-rain]

@@puppykat800 that's kind of offensive. vampirism is way better

[@mercury4885]

​@@puppykat800the missionaries do have to wait until you invite them in...

[@maryseptihet]

@@mercury4885😂😂😂

[@aliyahjeanjacques3069]

@@mercury4885🫢omg

[@greentangereen]

not a doctor but as a pharmacology student i am genuinely TERRIFIED for this man’s liver and kidneys if they actually have to process 100+ pills daily. and that’s not even getting into the insane amount of drug-drug interactions that could cause more harm than good.

[@triagonlover]

I was just thinking this! That many pills is not good (unless it is medically necessary)

[@winterwood7985]

Watch one of his vids on blood test results, his organs don’t seem to be a danger

[@highcolor_sunz]

he'll just get new ones

[@april1383]

Have you seen the singularity? I’m not sure if that’s exactly what the documentary is called, but that guy believing in a day that man & machine will become one also believed he could reprogram his body by taking the right supplements and was popping supplements like all day long. I think he only did like 40/day though.

[@triagonlover]

@@april1383 I have heard of it, but I have not seen it yet. Still scary though

[@chubbyemu]

thanks for the shout brother!

[@semicolon.advocate]

i can't believe this comment is buried so far down! i also got excited when d'angelo mentioned you haha

[@omotolajacob9298]

CHUBBYEMMMUUUUU

[@luchirimoya]

As crazy as this Bryan guy is, I don't wish him death or illness. That being said.... if he ever overdoes it with the supplements and has a health scare (hopefully a wakeup call for him) I'd love to watch your video about it lmao

[@xerxies8947]

I am disabled and survived a hell of a lot of trauma that kills a lot of other people, so I view aging as a privilege, every grey hair and every wrinkle is proof I'm stronger than my suffering.

[@robertwalker-smith2739]

About half of everyone I knew well at 25 was dead by the time I was 35. I am grateful to look in the mirror and see gray hair.

[@Thenumberstationangel]

@@notville_dude is that the pedophile pride flag in your pfp

[@yoppi560]

@@Thenumberstationangelholy shit I just looked it up it is 😭😭😭

[@lula4408]

​@@Thenumberstationangelit very much is. Pedophiles have nothing to be proud of. They don't need a flag. Disgusting

[@apocalypserising1026]

​@notville_ bro get outta here with that pedo flag

[@ladygaygay94]

Spending 2 million dollars only to end up looking like a Data from Star Trek is so wild

[@manderly33]

THAT’s who he looks like!

[@jesschase1690]

Thank you! I knew it was someone!

[@anonymous71207]

data cosplayers: look how much they need to mimic a fraction of our power

[@elizabethpage_]

I’ve been trying to figure out who he looked like for ages oh my god thank yoy

[@ville__]

Thank you! I knew it was someone!

[@brynnmccollister3568]

“Imagine being so scared of dying that you have effectively stopped living your own life.” damn.

[@getspaded]

for someone so obsessed with anti aging he looks exactly his age

[@lewinpark7924]

Yes, like smooth and fit but … his age.

[@isabellamorris7902]

Well, yeah, because he is his age. "Anti ageing" isn't really a thing

[@finx1582]

D’Angelo out here casually giving me the confidence to be gender nonconforming and dress however the hell i want

[@insideroutside]

Yeah bro do you

[@1hinita]

Do iiiiiit gender conformity is a scam anyway😂

[@hatake1990]

Yes!!! And, the confidence is basically the hottest part of the whole fit/situation/etc. 💞💞💞💞

[@hatake1990]

Plus, you'll likely feel more "free", and happier. 💞 That's how it was for me, anyway. Sending you love and strength, gorgeous!😘☺️

[@Elbylicious]

D'Angelo rocks the pastel palette with fae accessories ✨️

[@Pbatemanfan]

Why do we look down at aging as if its a bad thing??? 😭

[@lavenderxxx1210]

Well outside of aesthetic reasons which are shallow, aging leads to your body deteriorating. You can no longer build muscles as easily, your joints ache and stiffen, your eyes, ears, and mind weaken. Theres also, you know, the whole dying thing.

[@scavor5iq149]

I mean death sucks a lot

[@transsnack]

This guy is a nut case, but I kinda get certain points of the whole "fighting aging" thing. I have issues with hypermobility, and it's causing me to develop really early onset arthritis in most of my main joints (hips, knees, elbows, etc.). It's painful, really painful, and if someone looked me in the eyes and said "doing ______ will completely reverse your joint damage", I'd at least heavily consider it. But that's not how joints or bodies work, and I have to accept that. I can't imagine going that far down the rabbit hole for my own personal, and completely theoretical, gain.

[@Viteaification]

death is scary and a lot of people never come to terms with it. that's what religion is supposed to be coping with.

[@mechadonia]

Because aging destroys your body and mind? I would prefer to have full use of my body and brain for as much of my lifespan as possible tbh I don’t think there’s anything wrong w that in principle.

[@renren4m802]

‘You either die a Mormon or live long enough to become Olive oil Jesus’- no truer words were ever said

[@nanettenielson3060]

Dude... hearing the mormonism stuff covered by a non-mormon is great. I left the cult a while ago. But the HUNGER the absence of that institution creates when someone leaves is insatiable. The hunger of purpose that mormonism previously fulfilled. Doctrine that this repeats - prophet/narcissism, eternal life, pursuit of perfection, wanting to be looked up to... This hot mess is relatable.

[@kylegonewild]

This is common to many people who leave their faith. There's a whole cottage industry of atheists on youtube (not *those* guys) who make content discussing these topics. Belief It Or Not, Paulogia, and Emma Thorne are some of my favorites. Aron Ra has also been a *long time* activist for atheists in the US and is a generally progressive, well-intentioned person although a lot of his content is also focused on specifically pushing back against creationism, and sharing his interests in various fields including archaeology and taxonomy.

[@Darkemberandviolet]

That’s an interesting perspective. As an X Mormon also, I actually kind of felt the opposite. I was born with a disability, and never really felt like I belonged no matter what ward I went to, and I also never really felt or heard the Holy Ghost so when I found out it was a load of crock, I was so relieved. I was so glad I didn’t have to try to live up to these ridiculous standards, and that I wasn’t just going to hell because I couldn’t measure up or hear the spirit. The becoming a god yourself stuff seemed kind of cool, but all the stuff you had to do to get there was kind of insane. I could absolutely see why someone would try to live forever if they attempted to deconstruct, but still had a dread for hell or eternity. It took a few years to shake that for me.

[@Darkemberandviolet]

@@kylegonewild belief it or not is one of my favorites! I like Emma Thorne too, but I admit, I haven’t watched a lot of her stuff. I also really enjoyed Theremin trees. He goes a lot into the psychological aspects of deconstruction.

[@Metonymy1979]

He literally lives a nightmare with all that money. He can't even relax. He can't even live mentally healthy. When your skin looks grey/green and you live your life on a strict schedule by choice, you've failed at life. He could be happy helping others but no. Its all about him trying to not die but not living either.

[@courtneyderouen]

Well said.

[@larala21mil]

I'll maintain that the epitome of "aging gracefully" after making quite a bit of money is John Carpenter, who directed his last series from home and generally seems happy to spend his time playing Fallout, smoking, and watching the NBA. occasionally he makes some music.

[@ville__]

Green skin is most commonly associated with multiple organ failure, and considering how few calories he's eating and how little fat he has, combined with how a lot of supplements are rough on the organs....

[@samkadel8185]

Green skin is most commonly associated with multiple organ failure, and considering how few calories he's eating and how little fat he has, combined with how a lot of supplements are rough on the organs....

[@Viteaification]

he's STILL trapped in existence and trying to trap himself even further with this immortality pursuit

[@de.cadence]

Bryan my dude, as a fellow exmormon...therapy. THERAPY. Years of it. You've gone from one kind of immortality myth to another, meaning you haven't learned anything or healed at all.

[@missmia196]

👁️👄👁️

[@lanawr80]

I'm an ex-pentecostal and YEP. He is doing exactly what you said. It's disturbing.

[@mujtabaalam5907]

I don't think he expects to be immortal

[@mujtabaalam5907]

I don't think he expects to be immortal

[@lizzfrmhon]

“There’s definitely a joke here about Brian being a snake oil salesman but even the snakes were like ‘Nah’ so it’s just olive oil” The way I laughed 😂🤣

[@starrymagics]

My grandfather was a healthy man… he passed away at 66 from cancer. Life doesn’t care if you’re healthy, if it’s your time it’s your time. I’m not saying be unhealthy, I’m just saying live in moderation.

[@ItsRuve]

I didn't know how much I needed to see D'Angelo wearing butterfly clips until now 🥺

[@mandacole8703]

I know right! So cute

[@opheliamunroe1110]

His aesthetic is literally so adorable 😭 I love seeing people who like cute stuff just openly doing it. He's very stylish and if I saw him in public I would literally give a mental "Awwww!" and it would make my day better.

[@ville__]

I know right! So cute

[@sirdidymus24]

His adorable outfits are as thoughtful and artful as his videos.

[@taylor3950]

I’m only 0:31 in and I had to pause to yell about his hair. IT’S SO STINKING CUTE AAGH

[@mellissaredman4243]

This Bryan guy needs therapy…BADLY. He had an existential crisis and rather than work through it he swung to another extreme. His life is so insular now he’s afraid to travel by car because it’s a “risk.”

[@zoereidinger]

Yeah, this screams disordered food and body behaviors

[@morri254]

i was raised religious and even when i lost faith, i kind of always accepted that there would be something after death.. idk.. the afterlife was just taken for granted. and then Alan Rickman, of all people.. died. I've had a crush on him since Robinhood. i don't have a lot of family. i honestly hadn't seen someone i related to die since i lost faith, so i guess i was never challenged to think about it. and it sounds dumb, but it was literally the first time i thought of someone being dead and realising that there is nothing after that. that you would be buried or whatever and you would just cease to be. and my religion wasn't anything like mormonism - just a regular anglican, maybe went to church a few times as a child, type of thing. but it was scary to think about just not existing, it still kind of gives me the heebees because it IS an existential crisis, your sense of self and your place in the universe is forever changed I get why Bryan would be terrified of dying, of needing to hold on to this plane because everything he was raised to look forward to is a lie... but whats the point of clinging, if you're not even happy?! he is trapped in his existance, all over again and its not a way to live

[@lolno4384]

it also screams real bad anxiety and phobias, like agoraphobia and a phobia of gaining weight, and a phobia of aging on top of a religious crisis, an existential crisis, AND a mid life crisis all at the same time, like bro needs mad therapy, way more therapy than most of us anyway lol

[@ville__]

Is he OK? Cause he was not like this when I watched him years ago. I don't even mean the look - but that constant smile comes off kinda forced. He seems like he's trying too hard to be happy. Yeah the look as cute, as long as he stays D'Angelo, and doesn't start to think because he likes glittery accessories and pink shirts then surely he MUST actually be D'Angelina.

[@valentinaross4671]

​@@zoereidingerqt qt qq

[@chelscara]

My mom is almost 60 but people think she’s 40 all the time. How? She’s a high school teacher who has wild energy and gets shit done (and dyes her hair because she loves her red hair). That’s how you stay young, you do things and interact with young people.

[@_letstartariot]

I think another hilarious thing about all the pills he takes is that without a doubt half of them are canceling the effects of the other half out. As an example, a calcium supplement blocks the absorption of an iron supplement if taken together. Although the greatest danger is some can increase the absorption or effect of others. So he’s literally burning money doing it, and damaging his body.

[@zestylollipop]

As a non-Mormon who lived in Salt Lake City, Utah for 7 years, it sounds like this guy went through what most ex-Mormons go through after he left the church. When I was dating, I met a lot of great people who basically said "I spent my whole life following whatever the church told me to do and listening to their morals. And as soon as I left, I had to figure that all out again for myself. There was no baseline anymore." Except most people didn't have millions of dollars to waste on bad science that would turn them into living AI chat bots. I really feel for anyone who's left a cult and spent years reeling until they find their way again

[@OGimouse1]

I think the only thing good that will come from his bad science is that he's funding the bad science no one else will and is proving why it's bad. I think it would be better spent funding a Journal if Failed Medicine and Other Science that publishes all of those doctoral and whatever experiments that the vast majority of students sign up to do but produces no results so they (1) Don't get published, (2) Face delays in finishing, (3) Are duplicates of other studies that didn't work but no one knows about because there's no way for them to have known they were already done so itd money any time straight down the drain, and (4) Stifles innovation because instead of duplicating what does work they could instead be looking at the variables to figure out what might work thereby contributing to overall well-being. The worst about science is that we only celebrate what produces sexy results. We shouldn't be afraid to talk about what works, or only discuss the things that don't work for sexy topics. Instead of looking at it that it's equally as important to know why a vaccine works on this set of pathogens as to know why other things don't improve hair growth, we should be looking at why something doesn't inhibit tumor growth or changes colors of orange varieties without changing flavor.

[@krusher181]

What’s it like living there as a non Mormon? That sounds wild

[@mikami1824]

@krusher181 it's a pretty normal state 0_0 just depends on who you surround yourself with.

[@mikami1824]

@krusher181 only major difference I'd cite is that no strong liquor is sold in ur average grocery store (they have liquor stores for that) and everything opens later on Sundays. Other than that (if you live in the Salt Lake City area) there shouldn't be too much emphasis on religion.

[@zestylollipop]

Yeah, as mikami1824 said it's not a crazy state or anything. Lots of more liberal people live in Salt Lake, and the liquor laws are the same as ones seen in other states, it's just a bit more restricted. There is a strong Mormon culture there, but also a strong counter culture. Lots of coffee shops, microbreweries, tattoo parlors, LGBTQ+ representation, etc. SLC was a lot like any medium sized city except it was very clean @@krusher181

[@peonylarkspur645]

it's so fuckin wild seeing d'angelo go from the 2018 monotone to the very upbeat, high-energy 2023 brightness, i'm glad to see him healthier and happier

[@hahahahaha662]

Therapy and meds work

[@edvh88]

^^ agree, and that is a big time difference when you’re a young person, your personality can still be changing too.

[@understanding77]

Tbh I liked him better that way, just simply because he focused on art which is why I started following him, as someone who is a sketch artist I got a lot of good tips from him. But if he’s happier this way then good for him

[@nessmarie6044]

@@understanding77omg i remember his art videos…god i feel old (so proud of how dar he’s come tho)

[@genericname8727]

@@understanding77 I also followed in the art days, but shortly before he transitioned to commentary

[@chuckmcmackin1581]

"Is obsession healthy just because health is your obsession?" That is such a fantastically put together point. Really got me with that one, like you used code WALLACE on my heart...

[@kennalikespizza4515]

If I had a nickel for every guy named Brian/Bryan Johnson that went viral on the internet for their psycho health advice, I'd have two nickels. And that isn't a lot but it is incredibly strange that it happened twice

[@trala8911]

As very smart people have said over and over again: ageing is privilege. If you live long enough to get old, you should be thankful for that.

[@saintsomnia8030]

I think an unexamined factor regarding anti-aging is that it's done because we, as humans, ultimately fear death, and aging is the ultimate sign that it is getting closer. Yes, those who age are privileged to not have died young, but death comes for everyone, that is the core motivator here.

[@squibbelsmcjohnson]

I want to age and leave this shit hole 😂😂

[@aditi1729]

By staying young, he is essentially trying to live longer (age), but in a weird way.

[@edvh88]

I’m not in a hurry to die but I think I’ll be ready at some point. I would never want to be immortal, time drags on enough as it is, and seeing people you love pass on is so hard.

[@griffithfan6668]

I don't want this privilege.

[@lyra2282]

Dear god, imagine carrying a child for 9 months, going through the pain of birthing him, spending years raising him and caring for him only for his unhinged father literally feast on his blood like some sort of demented Dracula.

[@ANYHOO0]

I'm sure he's a great father despite spending every waking moment obsessing about himself. Poor kid probably consented to the blood-switching just to try and get a tiny bit of attention.

[@lyra2282]

@@ANYHOO0 I don't think it's even consent when he's a kid. He literally can't consent until he becomes of age. Let alone the power dynamic. This is so wrong on so many levels.

[@OGimouse1]

​@@lyra2282if it's anything medical, the kid has rights starting at 14 to withhold consent (in most States). But, as was said: money played no small part in making sure it happened--whether it was the doctor who risked their license or the kid having a dangling allowance/ inheritance. Not to mention most kids (aware of their parents' worries) would do anything to make their parents feel happy and to feel included in something "big" their parents are up to, so I also don't doubt the emotional manipulation played into it, either--whether it was explicitly done or not.

[@ameliam96]

I study nutrition science at university, and one of the top Dietitian's in Australia said to us - "There's no point living forever if you don't enjoy the time you're alive. When people get to 80, let them eat their cake." What he is doing IS supported by science - his body is young, but his soul is already dead.

[@mattunreal1262]

the iconic “wanting to end your existence” to “wanting to be immortal” pipeline

[@ZinniaGulden]

Remember, chronic stress is a huge contributor to aging and health issues. This guy being obsessed with youth is ironically what’s going to make him age faster.

[@vl5008]

Like the most beautiful women in the world in the prologue of The Princess Bride.

[@uniquenewyork3325]

I said this too! Other than genetics the main thing that impacts how you age is stress, I'd hate to see when this guy finds out

[@SolveForX]

Except his data is based on science, and he’s probably got the lowest stress levels of anyone on the planet.

[@anitat9727]

Like the first emperor of china.

[@Cattafang]

not a doctor but someone studying biomedical science: the fact that bryan is taking over 100 vitamins/supplements DAILY is really concerning as you *can* overdose on vitamin supplements. i'm really hoping for the sake of his liver and kidneys that bryan is exaggerating when he says that he takes that many supplements a day

[@sophiemay9645]

is it possibble to safely take 100 different supplements if the dosis in each one is low / adjusted to what your liver can handle well? or would consuming such a large variety of ingredients that are isolated from their natural food source always put more strain on you organs than a healthy diet with whole foods?

[@Cattafang]

​@@sophiemay9645 it *may* be possible if the dosage in each supplement is low, though taking that many at one time does still run the risk of going past a vitamin's upper intake level, which is the maximum amount of a vitamin a person can take without risking an overdose. some vitamins, like vitamin B or vitamin C, are water-soluble, so the body can just remove the excess in urine. however the fat-soluble vitamins, like vitamin A or vitamin K, can't be removed that easily since they normally get stored in fatty tissues or the liver, so excess can build up over time and cause issues. ultimately, the safest way to get your daily vitamins is to try and eat healthily, as well as to be aware of what vitamins you get from your food, how much of it provides to your daily intake, and what vitamins you might be missing or not getting enough of. taking supplements can definitely help with giving your body additional amounts of vitamins and other minerals that your normal diet might lack, though using them as a replacement for a well-balanced meal like bryan is doing is definitely not the way to go about taking them.

[@FirstnameLastname-he1ov]

YEAH, that was really concerning to me. I'm not at all versed in the science, but a friend of mine was recently dealing with heart issues that were caused by being prescribed a dosage of iron supplements that was too high. They're recovering now as far as I know, but seeing this guy take so many at once can't be good for him.

[@richtofen4888]

It’s an incredibly wide array of different supplements. Really doubt he’s overdosing on any one specific vitamin.

[@JamesDecker7]

The fact he is taking hormone supplements just confirmed for me his most effective thing is HE’s ON SYNTHROID AND TESTOSTERONE: he is on things that will end up increasing his early death risk…

[@Nik-ko9eq]

I left my mother's womb 39 years ago. As I approach 40, I can say with certainly I don't want to live forever, nor do I want to be in my 20's anymore. My life has gotten better and worse with age but that's part of it. It's sad to me he can't just focus on being the best version of himself.

[@AlexJoneses]

As someone who has spent a lot of time in fancy Italian shops trying to make really nice dinners pastas, you'd be surprised how much good olive oil can cost and how much it can be worth it sometimes, I have paid $70 for a bottle of olive oil a quarter of the size of what he is selling, however I know that olive oil is good because it tastes good it is genuinely amazing, and it is made an imported from Italy from manufacturers, however, I can be pretty sure that what he is selling is the cheapest California made olive oil, that you could buy for about 15 bucks at any grocery store.

[@jeffringenberg8247]

"Is obsession healthy just because health is your obsession?" -- This made the entire video --

[@dovestone_]

The answer is NO

[@SummerFilmsit]

Orthorexia in a nutshell

[@ville__]

Orthorexia in a nutshell

[@audreylikesmusic]

Orthorexia in a nutshell

[@Dyloonius]

Orthorexia in a nutshell

[@becca867]

I'm just a humble nursing student, but I suspect Bryan might have orthorexia nervosa (an UNHEALTHY obsession with eating "pure" foods), along with associated restrictive and obsessive behaviours like restricting certain food groups perceived as "unhealthy" and obsessively exercising. He does not look healthy to me.

[@ABalloonInNeed]

It hurts so much to see how many people have turned their own OCD into a grift

[@elainelouve]

Yes! I was thinking that too. Though the cult aspect makes me think also narcissism, but that's just an uneducated guess, and he could have both.

[@elainelouve]

​@@ABalloonInNeedorthorexia is an ED though.

[@diddles3383]

​@ABalloonInNeed please stop using words you clearly don't know the meaning of

[@krusher181]

My vegan girlfriend looks 900 times healthier and she barely exercises, eats pretty carb heavy etc… aging is mainly genetics tbh

[@elisechiari3103]

As an ex-Mormon the way these ideas relate to the church and it’s upbringing is WILDDD

[@lilo9724]

That medical disclaimer was gold

[@laurs8930]

Can we please just appreciate how PRETTY D'Angelo looks in this video?! The pink-rimmed glasses, the hair clips, paired with the backdrop... it's giving me life. Anyway, loved the video!!

[@santi_super_stunts2573]

Don’t forget the choker too!

[@WanderingHarvey]

FRRRR his hair is so pretty in here 😭

[@littlewyzard]

ikrrr so pretty

[@zalletu]

Yesss, just beautiful

[@edvh88]

I love his hair and his whole style, and this comment. Glad we can say he is pretty and have it be taken as a compliment, as it’s meant!

[@MillicentEvans-um6ri]

THE BUTTERFLY CLIPS

[@Epheleb]

RIGHT THEY'RE AMAZING

[@luthientinuviel3883]

IM OBSESSED

[@ville__]

RIGHT THEY'RE AMAZING

[@meinorha9370]

Love them!

[@lauraanderson8785]

They're so cool. D'Angelo is the king of positive masculinity

[@jasminelambert3753]

Those 110 supplement pills are just giving him extremely expensive pee lol. At least for the water soluble ones. For the fat soluble ones, he could be accidentally poisoning himself with the excess supplements his body has stored in his fat stores. Love that for him

[@jsher]

It's OK he has no fat stores 😂

[@argusfleibeit1165]

When I first met my partner over 20 years ago, he was obsessed with a book called "Life Extension", that I think was published in the 1980s. He was taking mega-doses of hundreds of supplements a day, and had a big routine and schedule about when to take what, while eating certain things. It was really pathological. After a couple of years I "intervened" and took all his bottles to my house. He was kind of mad, but eventually we came to negotiated solution, where he limited how many pills a day he'd take, and cut out the mega-doses to RDA. It's taken him all these years to say calmly, "Everybody has to die eventually". We're both pretty healthy physically, but I think we're in the ballpark of not being insane about it.

[@pip4773]

“I was trapped in existence.” That’s such a perfect way to explain it, damn. Oh… so this all started because of religious trauma, huh.

[@latronqui]

And now he wants to stay trapped forever 😮

[@sirdidymus24]

I’m an ex-Mormon and it’s tragic how much literally everything in his regimen and philosophy comes from Mormonism. The guy is literal minded to a fault and clearly miserable. His entire life is still constructed around and from the LDS Church. If only he’d use some of his money to get some decent therapy, he’d probably be in a better, more constructive place and he’d be able to leave his kids some wealth rather than literally bleeding them dry.

[@noplace3571]

Ngl it sounds to me like he’s terrified of death because leaving the Church makes him confront the idea that there’s nothing after death

[@sirdidymus24]

@@noplace3571 1000% THIS.

[@oo4758]

​@@noplace3571he doesn't even have to believe there's nothing else tho, that's the crazy part lol

[@stargazingstar3239]

"I'm steaming my probiotic milk" is a new level of stupid that I didn't think Gwyneth paltrow could hit

[@ANYHOO0]

I can't believe you doubted her ability to be stupid!

[@detroitmetrodolphinskull]

Same, I also thought about her alkaline water with lemon lol

[@wattthefaqameye1146]

​@@detroitmetrodolphinskullw h a t

[@LeahIsHereNow]

They claim that the body is acidic, which is complete nonsense, however, even if it were true to “alkalize the body” one would have to alkalize the blood. But our body maintains the pH of the blood between 7 -7.4, which is already alkaline. If you were to alkalize it further, you would not have to worry about illness because you would be dead. Don’t worry, though, about alkaline water killing you. Our stomach is strongly acidic and any base that enters is immediately neutralized. The still acidic contents of the stomach then pass into the intestine where they are neutralized by alkaline secretions from the pancreas. So all of the water we drink ends up being alkaline anyway. Gwyneth Paltrow… 🤦🏻‍♀️

[@Jukajobs]

^ yeah, exactly. there are some people with very specific health issues where the pH of food might actually make some kind of difference, and I guess it can have some smaller level of impact when it comes to things like reflux and other stomach issues, but yeah, most of the "alkaline foods" stuff is bs. I remember seing so much misinformation about that during the pandemic, I saw a thing being shared on whatsapp saying that the covid virus couldn't survive in an acidic environment (?), therefore you should consume alkaline foods (??), and it gave a few examples, including lemon juice (???), and some other examples were said to have pH values of, like, 21 (????). It's bullshit, it's people confidently using terms that seem complicated to a lot of other people who didn't get a great education, knowing that that's enough for them to be believed even when it's just wrong and potentially dangerous.

[@thunkerfunk]

So I have chronic myeloid leukemia and once when I was in the waiting room for a blood clinic there was an interview with Blurprint Bryan on the TV (Good Morning Britain, I believe) and the other blood cancer patients and I had a good laugh at him. He was talking about how rejuvinated he felt after a bone marrow transplant and one of the patients said something along the lines of "I didn't feel great after that but maybe it feels better without the chemo".

[@miraculousjellyfishh]

Not a medical professional but I've actually been fed ~115 pills a day every day for over 2 years!! Used to take around 40 of them for every meal. It was supposed to help me because I was in a bad episode of my disease and taking lots of antibiotics too. The antibiotics were injected so I also had to go under several needles every day. But tbh the only result I got is me getting scared of pills. I mean it did not do me so much good nor so much bad (but I was sick at the time so my body was lacking lots of vitamins and stuff, unlike Bryan) it just felt kinda traumatic for 15yo me. Needles on the other hand destroyed my body, I remember having my veins collapsing and my muscles getting paralyzed. It happened over 7 years ago but I still struggle to swallow pills and I'm terrified about injection treaments. I don't understand how anybody would choose to do this on purpose without being forced to.

[@manderly33]

48-year-old here. He looks older than I do. He’s in good shape, but it’s hard to keep your face from aging when you have no body fat. He looks more preserved than young. There’s so much shit here like: he has a whole day focused on fucking skincare and working out, but like, an hour for his family. Second: like, this is just what a lot of celebs have been doing for years, only they get published to tabloids as diet plans. The difference is that this is a man. Third: supplements are completely unregulated and total nonsense. Fourth: nobody without an immense amount of privilege could do this. Fifth: it really takes a cis man to assume he can continue to produce healthy children no matter how old he gets. Stop 👏 trying👏 to 👏create 👏cults.

[@doublinx2]

What in the hell is with these bots, this is a brand new flavor of spam...

[@manderly33]

@@doublinx2 joke’s on him; I edited my comment

[@dovestone_]

‘Preserved’ 😭 makes him sound like a mummy but you’re right

[@ville__]

@doublinx2 joke’s on him; I edited my comment

[@lilymulligan8180]

"preserved" is absolutely the word for it. He looks like he's already dead, honestly!

[@expertlayman6800]

This behavior actually sounds a lot like the mindset caused by eating disorders. Every day is spent in pursuit of a goal, often weight or calorie based, and happiness is promised to come with it. They may monitor food intake, engage in rigorous exercise, and avoid social situations that threaten The Goal. But the behaviors actually end up horribly limiting the individual and creating a crippled social life, an unhealthy body, and existential dread. I see no difference between Brian’s immortality venture and someone whose anorexia has them in a chokehold.

[@nanettenielson3060]

Eating disorders and religious trauma share a root in control and black and white thinking. Makes total sense.

[@samsara801]

yep, I would probably describe this as an extreme form of orthorexia

[@I1like1wood1ash]

you're completely right, as someone who's spent a long time studying eating disorders, i"d say he very likely has orthorexia.

[@timarahmcintosh3592]

@@samsara801 I think the same of Gweneth Paltrow. I heard her “what I eat in a day” and it just screamed orthorexia to me. Especially the- “I take vitamins to get nutrients from the source and not from the food that has harmful things in it”

[@kylegonewild]

@@timarahmcintosh3592 Gwyneth has fully bought the snake oil she's selling. These people never explain how replacing your food with diet pills keeps your caloric intake sufficient to operate at regular functioning capacity. Probably because a lot of them are torturing themselves with deficits. Bryan here at least has a strict regimented calorie intake he's open about and says he adheres to, even if his behaviors are those of someone dealing with potentially serious mental health issues.

[@EmoLozer500]

Coming from a chronically ill person, there's a lot wrong with this. From the waste of medical resources he doesn't need while others struggle to afford their lifesaving treatments, to the idea that people might buy into this "healthy" routine based on false information. Honestly the guy just seems like he needs serious mental help, and to have people in his circle tell him that. He has so much money that it doesn't matter to him whether, or not these ideas are reasonable before funding them. This obsession with not just being fit, but being a literal teenager again, and this weird compulsive behavior to achieve it is just so unhealthy. He has to be scrutinizing every physical detail 24/7, that's mentally damaging AF Imagine the effort his body must go through to process 100+ pills everyday on limited calories. He also took a bunch of prescription meds at one point. He consistently looks sick, and frail compared to how he looked before. He seems to have a savior complex while being completely disconnected from the people he wants to "save". Probably left over from the church, but instead of being one of many chosen people to save the world.. he's gonna do it all by himself, or make his own line of chosen ones. Like if he can't get everlasting Mormon utopia in the afterlife, then he'll create that utopia in this current life? I wonder if he still holds onto fears of his soul being damned, so he can't ever let his current life come to an end? Maybe without the promise of forever in heaven, life seems too short for him now? Whatever it is, shits not helping him. Idgaf how much they're being paid, why tf are doctors allowing this in their presence? Like at the very least theyre keeping him alive.. good god that's a low bar though. Get that man a damn therapist, and pleeeaase stop giving him my meds! His son was also in a pretty vulnerable place when he agreed to do the blood, and plasma transfusions. His son had just left the Mormon church, and likely had no one else on the outside to turn to. Him, and his father had not talked in years prior to this. His family dropped all contact with his father after he left the Mormon church. So the combination of wanting to reconnect with a father you havent been allowed to speak to all these years, leaving everything you had ever known behind, AND the power imbalance of his father having massive amounts of wealth/influence.. yeeeaa that's pretty fucking questionable. The nerve to even ask that of his son knowing the vulnerable position he was in, and that it absolutely was not medically necessary in any way is beyond baffling. His son may feel like it's no big deal, but from an outside perspective it's looking pretty messed up. Very bizarre priorities for a father to have. He should be ensuring his young adult son has proper support, and fulfilling experiences. Rather than trying to reclaim his own sense of youth. For anyone unfamiliar, when someone leaves the Mormon church, they are excommunicated from their community. Often that means families, and friends do not talk to loved ones who have left, unless they agree to come back to the church. People who leave have to drop all contact, they are not allowed in the temple which means no access to weddings, funerals, baptisms, or other significant family events held in sacred spaces. If the church finds out a family kept in contact with someone who left, that family will be shamed until they break contact. This isn't always the case, but it is incredibly common. Often people who leave Mormonism have no support system at all, they've been cut off from everything they ever knew. People who are "lucky" know someone who already left the church before they did, and can hopefully go to them for support. This can be especially nice when the person you turn to DOESN'T HAVE A TENDENCY TO ASK FOR YOUR YOUNG BLOOD JFC WTH!? Pure insanity.

[@jasminv8653]

People in the comments are really joking about, imagining agency for, and victim blaming the son in all this. He's absolutely a victim of his father's delusions, it's so bizarre.

[@JPage-fj7mb]

Such an underrated comment

[@LumpsofSugarforgottheirpasswor]

Rich privilege is not having to realize many other things than age can take you out.

[@Misa.misato]

This is why we need to tax the rich, because when we don’t this is what they do with that money.

[@nahhhbruhhh]

This 👏🏾

[@dominikaksiazek7177]

They are taxed tho. I hope this comment is a joke.

[@yoppi560]

@@dominikaksiazek7177I hope this comment is a joke

[@frog3262]

@@dominikaksiazek7177they are taxed pennies. and most still avoid taxes 💀

[@krusher181]

@@dominikaksiazek7177not nearly enough are you kidding? Fuck offfffff

[@zeronotdu]

Having a religious trauma, not going to therapy to deal with the issues, being afraid to die because you don't have clarity on what happens next, deciding to become immortal and that solves that.

[@godivainc4593]

You hit it !!!!

[@justkiddin84]

Bingo!👏👏👏

[@SirEmrik]

Thing is, most therapists I've gone to can't work through the grief the loss of my dad left me, like, it's just one example, but losing him as a kid was one of all issues I had. My mom goes through therapy/psychologists to cure her 40 year old trauma from being left out from Jehovas witnesses, yet, she still isn't cured. I deeply don't think that 99% of therapists could handle Bryan and his unique thinking, therapists are quite okay at teaching out some of the most basic breathing exercises that sometimes work in a panic attack. "go to therapy" is something people who want to seem full of empathy, but has no clue about what that is. I think Bryan is quite wacky, but to say "he needs therapy" is.... well.. it leaves a bad taste in my mouth. It strips agency from him and makes him seem like a person we are to talk about-- not with. Is every eccentric thinker someone who should go to therapy?

[@greencaeilian5084]

​@@SirEmrikim pretty sure his pursuit of mortality is a good example of why he needs therapy. "Eccentric " is what you call madmen who happen to be rich.

[@scottbuck1572]

@@greencaeilian5084 And how, pray tell, would a therapist deal with that. If you objectively hate the idea of death and feel it is your biological imperative to become immortal, how is ANY form of therapy going to help? I honestly feel similar to Bryan minus the religious trauma; if I die one day and everything I have ever done effectively is erased or is going to be destroyed by others, then life literally has no meaning unless it results in an immortal state that allows for perpetual growth and development

[@feniulapyra]

So wild that while he left the mormon religion, structure, belief, etc, he never actually got away from the underlying messaging/worldview.

[@arden6162]

I really adore your gold cat-eye glasses with the gold butterfly clips combo, literally so freaking cute. A great video overall with a fantastic look! 🦋✨

[@SoliloquisticRambler]

My mom was doing like ALL of this (minus stealing my blood, I think) way before this dude. It's called an ED. Bro has too much money to get help it seems.

[@elainelouve]

I guess people don't generally think about the possibility of an ED if the person is a CIS man. Orthorexia is the one I'm guessing.

[@t_ylr]

Also he he fully looks his age lmao. Like he kinda looks younger in a Victorian child dying of tuberculosis way 😂

[@catkruz9610]

Dying from anemia, ironically.

[@SirPunkie]

Aging means that you are still alive, and that is a gift. Social interaction and strong connections with others is the key to a long and happy life.

[@thetuggiefresh5599]

D’Angelo, you’ve done it again. You are the only KZbinr I watch who not only consistently gets cuter every video but never misses either.

[@sophiamarie4057]

And based on how many pills he takes a day, he is also doing an experiment in aging his kidneys as much as possible

[@chrisanderson6330]

And liver.

[@herpderpy9445]

True. he's likely not even absorbing all of that and excreting most of what he's taking.

[@plursocks]

I think Bryan is so used to being in a high control religion that he's trying to treat science like it's a high control religion

[@maddieb.4282]

This is incredible

[@MrAlbinoGhost]

seeing him before he got into all this nonsense really lends credence to the vampire idea. deadass went through the oblivion-style vampire transformation

[@Damanique]

I'm pretty sure Bryan has a disorder called orthorexia; I don't know if the rest of his behaviour is a diagnosis yet, but I keep seeing this kind of weird extreme obsessive fitness + diet behaviour as a coping method, and not enough people are talking about how disordered it actually is. Because at least you're not fat, right?

[@George_vv]

I don't get eating a specific amount of calories a day while in pursuit of an "18 year old's body." If you don't have at least 700 calories of spicy chips coursing through your veins, you're doing it wrong.

[@raigenhuss7030]

@@notville_why did you just copy their comment and reply with it?

[@Victoria42armstrong]

Once went on a field trip where we ended up at a buffet. The boys had a pizza eating contest, and the winner had eaten 16 pizzas.

[@TheHeartThief]

@@notville_”J’mapelle Puta”

[@squibbelsmcjohnson]

​@@notville_bots

[@TheActualJeffery]

@@squibbelsmcjohnsonHe’s not a bot he’s just a troll

[@RowanFallsGames]

jesus christ, the guy introducing him at the transhumanism conference is my Ex's dad and i legit got jumpscared. did not expect that haha

[@henotic.essence]

That is wild

[@sinch4044]

seeing you in those butterfly hairclips of my youth (i'm an 80s baby) filled my heart with immense joy. lovely!

[@theresaivy7045]

You are so good and so bad. Good analysis. Good talking points. Good spirit of fairness. Bad, so bad that you're so fricking funny that I was laughing and had to continually go back to parts I missed while laughing. When I saw wanting to be eternal Brian I immediately thought Data from Star Trek. Right. C'mon he looks just like Data. Bravo Mr. Wallace. Bravo.

[@ABalloonInNeed]

This is such a tragedy. He spontaneously developed social consciousness on his own, was so sheltered it broke his brain, and then has spent the rest of his life feeling like he wasted his youth to religion while not quite being able to wrest his morality and view of the world away from his upbringing

[@SolveForX]

The guy is doing great work. Sorry, but this video was a fail.

[@collettecruz]

​@@SolveForX😂

[@Thenumberstationangel]

@@SolveForX He became a billionaire and instead of helping the people he promised he would, he just started taking 100s of pills and farting around with "immortality"

[@SolveForX]

@@Thenumberstationangel He’s helping humanity far more by doing what he’s doing than he would be by giving money to poor people.

[@nuvemboreal]

that's not how fightin poverty works tho @@SolveForX

[@WobblesandBean]

I'm still disgusted by what he did to his son. He did it based on a study involving mice, which worked...for the mice. It also made the young mice getting old blood age rapidly. So even if it worked, he was happy to doom his son just to make himself feel younger.

[@leonardhaas9856]

I'm pretty certain his son only got his blood drawn, I think it's a bit harsh to say that Bryan was "happy to doom his son".

[@catattack7639]

​@@leonardhaas9856in the video he said he gave his blood to his don and that it was an exchange

[@chatwatcher4279]

@@leonardhaas9856you only get like 450ml of blood drawn for blood donation, that was 1000ml, and it was mentioned that blood of the two was basically switched

[@OGimouse1]

​@@leonardhaas985637:53 he, his father, and his son all switched blood with each other

[@probablypositivity8918]

​@@leonardhaas9856Exactly

[@TopazKx]

My son made me watch this because I am the health and fitness expert in my household of 2 (LOL). Thank you for doing all this research and making this insanity more palatable with your charismatic personality. I don't think I would have watched the entire video otherwise. This guy lost his mind. My guess would be that he may be one of those people who cannot absorb vitamin B12 or iron from plant sources. Deficiencies in those nutrients will cause psychosis. Other than that, I have no words. Except we all need sunshine!

[@TopazKx]

@@jaygirard9825 I'm so happy you had competent doctors!

[@leemiller29]

This is literally a dystopic book and movie - It's Never Let Me Go by Kazuo Ishiguro - where clones of people are born and raised just to be literal organ donors for their rich counterparts. It's like Bryan read that and went, "What a great business opportunity!"

[@thisisavivistanaccount7866]

he did all this and…he still doesn’t look young. just a middle aged man who regularly showers, doesn’t over eat, or drink too much. It’s wild that the anti-aging isn’t the weirdest thing he’s ever done publically. i heard when people have a crisis of faith they sometimes fear death bc the afterlife they were told of no longer exists. Also D’angelo’s hair 🥺🥺

[@ville__]

he did all this and…he still doesn’t look young. just a middle aged man who regularly showers, doesn’t over eat, or drink too much. It’s wild that the anti-aging isn’t the weirdest thing he’s ever done publically. i heard when people have a crisis of faith they sometimes fear death bc the afterlife they were told of no longer exists. Also D’angelo’s hair 🥺🥺

[@SolveForX]

Except the data says otherwise. Age is primarily about organs, not looks.

[@sharongillesp]

​@@anie7254 At 23 I looked 15 (and was expecting - awkward stares). At 40 I looked 25. At 50 I looked 35. At 71 I now look 60. I started off with great genes and took care of my body (more or less). But after a certain age . . . you’re going to “look” old - no matter what you do. If you keep at it - you’re likely to DIE looking like Frankenstein’s monster. D’Angelo is a raconteur extraordinaire! No matter the topic he’s engaging.

[@mikami1824]

​@@SolveForXwhat data?

[@SolveForX]

@@mikami1824 What data? The man has hundreds of videos and an entire website dedicated to said data. Watch it. Read it. It’s free.

[@rgibson7305]

For someone having/spending so much money on his appearance, his hair is T E R R I B L E.

[@rachreid8746]

Dead

[@manderly33]

“I’m not dyeing it though!”

[@ville__]

“I’m not dyeing it though!”

[@sirdidymus24]

Bro has hundreds of millions but he’s still using Grecian Formula.

[@LindseyLayne]

Unlike D'Angelo's beautiful butterfly clips! 🦋

[@mistywebs]

"leaving a religion can leave a religion sized hole in your heart" i said 'damn' like seven times when you said that, stopped the video and came right here to make a note of the bars that this is, what beautifully put truth D'Angelo. damn. 🏆🥇👏👏👏 ps: your hai,r all the time, is the most beautiful. solid contender against your words 💗😻😻

[@corinnegalland8443]

I wasn’t even Mormon but I grew up in Utah and let me tell you… that environment is pervasive and it will mess you up. Therapy, sunlight, human connection and some real raw internal reflection… it’s the only way through the years of systemic trauma.

[@luthebong]

Aging isn’t even one percent as scary as whatever is going on with the people who try not to. -Caleb Hearon

[@SemiIocon]

His organs are 18 year old, except his liver which is 200 years old due to all those pills.

[@edenashkenazi7609]

His plan reminds me of that TikTok of the guy who says he thought of something incredible and profound that will shape the way we all think about reality and the human experience, but it was just that we might all see colors differently

[@lhylliannacrotford2104]

My approach to non-boring water is tea. I have a 1.5L jug that I fill and just pop a teabag in; usually get 1-3 jugs out of the 1 teabag. Can recommend 😌

[@corruptedcore7428]

My dad used to work with this guy, and apparently he used to be super normal before he became uber wealthy (he sold his company for 800 million and owned 93% of it, so go figure). Just more proof that too much money messes with your head.

[@yessica5231]

Money doesn't change you it just reveals the true you. Edit: oh no am I becoming a copypasta?!!

[@ville__]

Yeah, it’s honestly kinda sad and sounds like a case of mania or some other disorder (obviously I don’t want to armchair diagnose him, though) I know someone who went through an episode of mania where she became hyper spiritual/like a completely different person because she was prescribed SSRIs for depression. Turns out, you shouldn’t prescribe SSRIs for manic depression. She thought she could “heal” people, and would hear voices among other stuff. She ended up being hospitalised and wondered why no one questioned why she was suddenly not herself. So whenever I hear of people suddenly changing like that after having some kind of “spiritual awakening” I’m always cautious that they may be in a state of mania. That’s particularly true if they develop a “God complex” like Bryan has - it’s often a symptom. It’s one of the reasons I’ll never take drugs recreationally or for a spiritual experience - I like my brain the way it is (even with ADHD, OCD, anxiety and depression lol) and don’t want this type of stuff happening to me. With how many billionaires I’ve seen who seem normal at first and then gradually become more and more bizarre, I also wonder if drug use was involved. Like, they can just get anything whenever they want and probably don’t surround themselves with people who say “no”. Like, Elon seemed pretty stable until the past few years and he was always seen doing them when he wasn’t taking about how hard he works, so 🤷🏻‍♀

[@cooraa]

Money doesn't change you it just reveals the true you.

[@michellel9739]

But he never knew this guy personally. It sounds like he was struggling with his mental health for a long time.

[@marcoakastallion8621]

All that money, and all that weird science stuff for Jim to still look 43😬

[@Eternalsunshinejewelry]

As someone who grew up Mormon in Utah and no longer agree with the LDS church. This is absolutely fantastic that your shining a light on this religion. They need to be seen and your coverage of them is spot on and realistic. Thank you so much.

[@brainffulf]

i'm the exact same! i'm glad that he is talking about the church and some of the strange/odd things they do and teach.

[@sari9645]

You might enjoy a video from Cut titled “ex-Mormons play truth or drink”

[@sirdidymus24]

Hi, fellow exMormon! I’m from the East Coast and I’ve gotta say … I really feel for you guys who were born LDS in Utah. Most of my family is still in the church so it’s awkward but I’ve been able to move on by avoiding the church altogether (The reason and situation as to why I left was extremely traumatic and I’ve been in therapy for 5 years for it. Soo avoidance is key for me.) I don’t think I’d be okay if my life was in Utah where its history, the economy and people are inextricably bound to the LDS Church. My parents are converts so I don’t come from a big Mormon family thank goodness. I’m just so impressed and in awe of ex members who come from Utah and especially those who continue to live and thrive in there.

[@coelacanthropology]

hey, a fellow ex mormon! i love to see us in the wild. you're so right, i think the general outside perception of mormons (at least in my experience) doesn't really get to the real stuff, but it's hard to explain how strange the church really is to anyone who didn't grow up in it.

[@liviwaslost]

I used to sit with some Mormon kids during lunch when I was in high school. They were very nice and not super religious. I get the vibe that they were just doing it for their parents.

[@WeirdoChocolateLover]

i don't know if i've left a comment on this before, but honestly i think bryan's attempts to achieve immortality are basically just the final stage of any billionaire who has amassed massive wealth, and we're seeing it with bryan early because of his complicated relationship with spirituality. when your life has been dedicated to hoarding massive amounts of wealth, what does that mean when you die? did you waste your life just in the pursuit of money that you didn't use as meaningfully as you could have (which, if you're a billionaire, you automatically haven't because you could single handedly fund meaningful efforts to deal with issues plaguing our whole planet and choose not to)? well if you'll never die, not only do you not have to deal with these existential questions, but you can just keep amassing wealth beyond any individual person's ability to comprehend while maybe giving a pittance of it to charities to make it seem like you are actually doing something.

[@kayleespivey8597]

The only thing money can't control is immortality. He can try and try and expend every resource money can buy, but he will still die, and it's terrifying to him that he can't control that.

[@jujuba1450]

Weirdly, as a 23 year-old, I have a lot of experience in a lot of the topics of this video, so story time. I'm brazilian, just to clear things up. At 15, I was diagnosed with ulcerative colitis. I tried all the tradicional medicine and none of them made a dent in my symptoms (which cause severe blood loss and repeated ulcers in the same spots, which tends to be dangerous). After a year, the only treatments left were ones where I'd have to go to a clinic monthly to have medicine vein infusion, and that scared the hell out of my parents and I. So my mom decided to pull the brakes and try every alternative medicines we could find. I did superdosing of vitamin D (kinda helped), microkinesiotherapy (crazy stuff), a few different pseudo-psychological approaches, spiritual surgeries, the whole spectrum, with no huge impact. So my dad's work colleague started seeing a doctor that helped him "change his lifestyle and be healthy" and theoretically solved his high blood pressure. We were on a waiting list for months, and the appointment was close to a month's minimum wage in Brazil. The place was extremely fancy, huge Apple electronics, a huge window over the city, etc. He told stories about how he had allegedly cured a girl's cancer and then proceeded to prescribe me 42 daily pills (supplements and actual medicine), and said I would no longer be allowed to eat gluten, dairy, corn, soy, tomato, sugar, animal products, or cook with any type of oil (without a meal plan like a nutritionist would provide). We spent another month's salary with the pills that needed to be custom ordered, and I just. Couldn't. Take them. Some of them were huge, they all tasted horribly and there's no amount of food that can keep that taste away. After like 20, I felt like I would throw up, and sometimes did. My parents became mad at me because the whole thing was so expensive, and it didn't help my symptoms at all. I spent Christmas eating only like plain steamed potatoes and kept losing weight. Everything was so overwhelming, the pain from the symptoms, the weakness from anemia, the amount of pills, the diet, my parents' pressure, that I lost a good 30 pounds weighing around 90 at the worst point. I ruined Christmas, New Years, and the only family trip we've ever taken with my grandparents. We gave up, and I started the monthly clinic infusions, and I'm in remission. Since then, other doctors and nutritionists were horrified with what this man put me through, saying that these pills interfered with each other and ended up doing nothing but overwhelm my liver and kidneys (I also got a kidney stone during the "treatment"). So moral of the story: a bunch of pills don't do you any good. The other thing is that my boyfriend has just returned from a 6-month exchange program to Ecuador, and I stayed there for a month. It's hilarious to think of an american missionary being sad about the state of things there, because in latin america, those who know Ecuador call it an extension of the United States. It has huge military bases, the economy is dollar-based, and the US has interfered with most elections there in the past 30 years or more. Outside of that the country is culturally rich and their people just voted to not explore oil in the Amazon forest, so they're a bit better at decision-making than a good amount of americans. Using that as an excuse to become a multi-millionaire with a company that doesn't even reach Ecuador is kind of hilarious. That's all sorry for the huge text

[@aghnadash9638]

Hope you get well fast 🙏 stay strong😘

[@youtubehandlesareannoying]

thanks for your perspective, and glad you're in remission and hopefully doing a little better now

[@alittlefrog2395]

Hey, as someone with chronic illness/pain, I just want to say that you did not ruin that holiday season and vacation. Your sickness got in the way and that hard not to blame yourself for but it was out of your control. I hope you’ve forgiven yourself for that and that you continue to be in remission ❤

[@loco7357]

@@alittlefrog2395❤❤❤

[@zeppelinzeppelini]

that is absolutely terriblem and im very sorry to hear that i can only pray and wish you the best. all this seems very recent for you so im sure its very difficult, and i extend my deepest condolences and sympathies, i really do keep your chin up friend!

[@Alexisk273]

If he had put THIS MUCH effort into his original goal of societal progress instead of trying to stop aging like an obsessed weirdo, he might save the world lmao

[@MoonAndStars25]

This reminds me of a program called level 16 which is a movie about a school that raises children in the dark and feeding them supplements so that the wealthy can come and get face transplants from the teen girls who live there who are killed and then their face is harvested. Super dystopian and messed up. Why would u want to live forever if you had to follow all the procedures everyday ❤

[@FarOutFeline]

This video was a treat; I enjoyed every moment. Very well done, full of details and your signature, everlasting humor. Thank you for giving more than just the "look at this weird blood guy" story that everyone else is giving. You served us a full course meal and I'm pleased! However, did you need to slay so hard? The glasses, the clips, the choker, the entire D'Angelo. Perfection. Thank you for bringing aesthetic to this very objectively non-aesthetic topic. You are doing the Olive Oil Lord's work.

[@maddyadams5358]

the whole plan for humanity thing reeks of “i did acid once and now i have empathy”

[@ptlovelight2971]

Not too far off actually....he did "ketamine therapy" for awhile and it was apparently "life changing" for him

[@jazwhoaskedforthis]

Lol but then they actually don't have empathy and still can't extend it to real people, they only like the idea of being an empathetic person in theory

[@knight-of-rain]

Imagine getting old and realizing you spent a good chunk of your younger years taking a ton of pills a day, avoiding the sun and getting painful procedures...

[@mae8646]

You don't have to imagine it if you have a chronic illness lol

[@clare5688]

@@mae8646 i think the by choice part was meant to be implied, but same haha

[@ami_ags5269]

Avoiding sun is good for you actually (avoid sun, but not outdoors ofc), the rest i agree with.

[@lyshlysh9970]

@@mae8646 true haha.

[@kylegonewild]

@@ami_ags5269 Avoiding overexposure to UV radiation is good for you.* No need to avoid the Sun at all if you're using sunscreen or wearing clothes that reduce skin exposure. Unless you're hurtling towards it through the vacuum of space...then you *definitely* should do everything in your power to avoid the Sun.

[@Cold_S0up]

“Pseudoautobiographicallegorateocious” is one of the most clever things I’ve heard in a long time

[@melissa8313]

Not beef with Jesus Christ of Nazareth 😂 you are an absolute gem, I absolutely love your presence, honesty, humor and commentary ❤