Text-To-Skyrim: Divorce Court [Twitch TTS Mod]

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HOW THIS WAS MADE:
So many people asked if this mod will be available publicly, and honestly I'm not sure. It's not a single "mod", but rather multiple programs running in tandem for it to function properly. Additionally, the code is not only spaghetti, but specific to my information. I will however give as many resources as I can for those of you wanting to attempt this.
This works using a mod I created in Skyrim that sends and receives instructions to a node JS server running locally on my machine.
The server reads Twitch chat, and when told by Skyrim dialogue is needed, reaches out to ElevenLabs to generate .wav files. Using this audio, the program listed below is run to generate .lip files needed for lip movement.
After creating a dummy Topic with placeholder voice lines in the Creation Kit, the server hotswaps the new audio/lip files over the existing ones, giving the illusion of a complex dialogue system.
Enjoy the memes!
Sources:
I used SkyrimPlatform to code the plugin in Typescript (personal preference) www.nexusmods....
Program to generate .lip files: github.com/Hau...
Plugin to inject subtitles into Skyrim: github.com/sww...
Script extender: github.com/sky...
How to convert buffer to .wav blob (gotta do further steps to actually write that to disk however): stackoverflow....

[@Blurbs]

Participate, voice NPCs, and watch LIVE at: twitch.tv/blurbs ALL EPISODES: kzbin.info/aero/PLeVtvf69N6wvQUeBqlNgHq7V_x_6yIn5y Get live alerts in Discord: discord.gg/zrSnf4JvKw VODS: kzbin.info/door/wt-LpUCcroqijNOcF0g-hw It has to boil.

[@charlieribbit8253]

It has to boil.

[@V_FIREDRAGON_V]

It has to boil.

[@randomfuzzyidiot6794]

It has to boil.

[@Christ_Is_Lord_88]

Just here for the gooning

[@DUKE_of_RAMBLE]

@@Christ_Is_Lord_88 The coom has to boil.

[@brittanymadewell]

"where were you on the night of bussy destruction" had me in TEARS

[@jasonfingers]

THIS. I was dying 😂😂😂

[@Minaranea]

22:05

[@ApatheticBlogger]

"Am i not allowed to be a little whorish? A little whimsical?" 😭

[@EmeraldDreams7]

That was the best line of this whole video

[@sekarmaltum1695]

why did i read that out loud with a absurdly deep manly voice? D:

[@gabescrazy5504]

And he was a fantastic lawyer

[@TheOblivionFan]

this deserves to be on hard going random quotes list, along with obama rp's from people's dreams

[@davidpersson7835]

I felt that

[@trimaxusrez3714]

“Thursday is not real” *wins case* this is how court cases should go in real life

[@asialsky]

In some instances, *_it does._* The witness is shown to have beliefs that the jurors find absurd, and it poisons the whole case.

[@Aura_Lucario]

But he's right. Thursday, as one of its names, "Thursday" does not exist in Skyrim. :)

[@Zwyrx_Hgqfyggz]

We do a little insanity plea

[@sterthester437]

I absolutely love the fact that Elder Scrolls having its own weekday names managed to play a part in this masterpiece

[@rhysmorgan9049]

Lore accurate nonsense, that’s what elder scrolls is all about

[@RiotRatMonarchy]

"sorry your honour I have narcolepsy" 😭😭😭

[@ApatheticBlogger]

Made me lose it

[@Zwyrx_Hgqfyggz]

Clearly guilty of NPC Behavior

[@SwagBroPlays]

"Wolf mode on the Argonian Bussy had me choking on water"

[@DaltonAndrew.]

Same 😂😂😂

[@DJVideso]

That's not what was said

[@ThatLonelyGamer_]

I’ll be honest…chat killed the trial! Never would have expected for chat to be so sane and follow the lore lmao

[@Steampunk_Kak]

He should really like, take notes on which viewer does a hell of a job and maybe do special episodes for them in the future lol.

[@jasonnorton941]

@@Steampunk_Kak didnt see this, but it really should be this way, there should be some reward because sometimes people do good job on it

[@PepicWalrus]

We have an entire channel dedicated to lore that blurbs isn't allowed in the discord. Got a team of lore-yars.

[@Steampunk_Kak]

@@PepicWalrus thats amazing! can only hope to see more stories put together!

[@WhiffleWaffles]

That's so fun and awesome! Kudos to the lore keepers of Text to Skyrim. ​@@PepicWalrus

[@Amalikada]

"I seen it." Fucking SENT ME 😂

[@lovely-maxcaulfield]

It had the same vibe as: It has to boil.. HAHAAHHA

[@logan-pe4rm]

23:00 💀

[@DracoPlaysYT]

I just want you to know that people are going to remember you as the "Text-To-Skyrim" guy. In years, no matter how large or small your channel and Skyrim is as a hole, people will remember this masterpiece. And THAT is a good thing to be remembered for.

[@dawnspire8654]

I will remember him as the thicc boi.

[@tobiaskissel6303]

Honestly some of the funniest random stuff created by a streamer and his community. This series is gold. Like Todd please make sure to milk it for a long time XD

[@DracoPlaysYT]

@@tobiaskissel6303 Except people will mostly enjoy this series if milked.

[@DUKE_of_RAMBLE]

Hear hear! 🍺😄

[@Blurbs]

I've been the "Sea of Thieves guide guy" for so many years I'll gladly take this title.

[@AntiKira20]

I never knew that Twitch could sound sane and reasonable.

[@Wildgamer-hs9xt]

"Did I ever tell you that I made sweet feathery love to a chicken"- chat

[@DUKE_of_RAMBLE]

The only other sane Twitch chat I've come across is Alveus Animal Sanctuary 😊 _edit: Just to be clear, "other" is NOT implying that Blurb's chat is _*_normally_*_ sane..._ 😅

[@doot1429]

I’d like this comment but want to keep it at 69 likes.

[@DUKE_of_RAMBLE]

@@doot1429 It's already at 73, so come on back lol

[@EXNI7756]

It's because he's killed/banned all the insane ones😂

[@PChamileon97]

as the wise Torbek once said: "Just because there's a goalie, doesn't mean you can't score!"

[@ApatheticBlogger]

Based reference

[@DrakeBarrow]

That was going through my mind when I heard the Argonian saying the ring didn't mean anything.

[@Sethy.666]

a ring has never clogged a hole.

[@TTHBLOX_]

I love how torbek has some of the most thoughtful lines but he is such a sad character

[@NarItaKon]

I heard that in my soul. Fave character, never get tired of his voice

[@eleanormcarthur9072]

Good on Arr_n_d for their performance! Same with everyone else in this trial. That "what day of the week is it?" was a really persuasive in displaying the witness as unreliable! 👏👏😂

[@DUKE_of_RAMBLE]

That was indeed genius! Makes me wonder how it would've played out if they had answered *correctly!* _(Turdas)_ 🤔

[@mariothane8754]

Seriously. He did an amazing job.

[@slowpook2012]

Yeah, that was Ace Attorney level-ass twist right there

[@joshuakozlowski7315]

IF THE FORK DON’T FIT, YOU MUST ACQUIT

[@z0ck3r]

Alternate timeline where they tried to fit the fork in front of the court

[@farhansaber9330]

"sure just fling me there" I fucking die of laughter when the NPCs being controlled by viewers intentionally get meta and know they're about to be abused as NPCs do but instead comment on it and make it 10000% more funny 😊

[@dr.bright6272]

Can't get divorced here. You'd need to visit Winterhold. Unfortunately the divorce office was destroyed in the Great Collapse

[@mewxtherealitygod4706]

We can divorce in the ruins

[@dr.bright6272]

@mewxtherealitygod4706 it's 60 ft underwater *only Argonian's can divorce

[@mewxtherealitygod4706]

@@dr.bright6272 sounds like a skill issue

[@Sphendrana]

bruh, no wonder 100% of all Skyrim marriages end in murder death kills.

[@dr.bright6272]

@@Sphendrana yeah, that's just how it goes

[@kalamari3288]

“Where were you on the night of bussy destruction?” This is the best trial ever

[@Glacier_Prince]

All hail kriinkle_, the best lawyer in Skyrim

[@kreinvulon]

thank you 🫡

[@Prismatic_Pixie]

"just toss me there" was a golden line hahaha

[@draquablu2030]

9:16 that's my line right there i regret nothing

[@Sadra_vi]

Oscar worthy performance without a doubt.

[@Beepogen]

Can you recreate the action in lizard form in a video?

[@FarhadMahdian]

You had me dead on floor! 😂😂😂

[@sulobimi_2835]

How did it feel like😂

[@draquablu2030]

@@sulobimi_2835 feathery😏

[@jaeger3905]

love the fact that evidence was stacking but it all fell apart because of lore XD

[@CaraCreations1000]

”i will not crumble 🕺🏼💃🏼🕺🏼💃🏼”

[@thatclonewhopunchedadroid2096]

the "well I have boobies so you should pick me" should not have cracked me up as much as it did

[@EggFriedCheese]

Of course, Boobies is always the option :D

[@Feet_Factory]

David Goonings 💀💀

[@basedx.]

Stay hard mf

[@JesterUK2]

who's gonna carry the loads

[@poeticrevelations]

27:22 GERALT YOU GENIUS!

[@ControlUltDefeat]

I'm glad the chat seems to be actually engaging with the improv better while being silly instead of just "lol I'm so random" and uncooperative.

[@Notspeshul]

This series is blossoming into the finest strain of moonweed, and is going to age like a fine one big bean chilli.

[@ogorek1174]

The moment Geralt said „Thursday?” I heard „pursuit ~ cornered” from ace attorney in my head, holy smokes what a counter! XD

[@feynren520]

I can't believe how AMAZING Twitch chat was at roleplaying a trial. Massive applause to everyone involved! Also, it has to boil.

[@nemesis.astolfo]

"I knew that joke would blow up" Gold... Straight gold

[@theworkshopwhisperer.5902]

I didn't know how much I enjoy twitch improv. Take a seat AI you could never capture the beauty of human creativity in a Skyrim cave courtroom.

[@NightmareKing8989]

6:23 "I knew this joke would BLOW UP" lmao it was so fricking good man

[@EggFriedCheese]

Hehe :D

[@NightmareKing8989]

​@@EggFriedCheese Oh its youuuu lmaoooo good rp

[@EggFriedCheese]

@@NightmareKing8989 :) Thanks :)

[@MasterSkyrim1000]

Even those it's a "filler episode" this was probably the best one so far.

[@nightshade2343]

You know who would be a decent lawyer? Sheogorath himself

[@Zoifersan]

The lawyer actually was Sheogorath himself. 21:41 Who else would dare to interrupt Sheogorath and go away with that? Only he himself.

[@litterlakegangexe]

Love how just when I thought I'd be over my crippling "ooh that person's Skyrim looks cool" addiction, Blurbs started pushing out these jewels. It's like he declared that I'm finally awake as if I wasn't already for the millionth time 😭

[@theorixlux]

Skyrim has become like the flu, recurring every couple years as an epidemic of enjoyment.

[@SethbotStar]

Hey you.

[@axelpio9446]

You're finally awake.

[@nottherealbaphomet]

I feel so bad for you, honestly. Get well soon with that addiction. Wish you the best.

[@litterlakegangexe]

@@nottherealbaphomet Good to hear my guy. Btw check out my music; I write and produce everything I make. Hope you dig it 🎵

[@mr.parker8014]

I wasnt sure about kriinkle at first but my goodness they killed it as it went on

[@kreinvulon]

thank you!

[@logan-pe4rm]

the pretrial and trial are pure cimema “where were you on the night of bussy destruction?” 22:07

[@kreinvulon]

i forgot how SHIT my navigation was i’m crying omg 8:49

[@The_Navagator_Trace_Rifle]

It was wonderful

[@dawnspire8654]

😂😂

[@electrapng]

You were the lawyer?? Bro you had me cackling with laughter, that was some of the best rp work I’ve ever heard. Amazing job!

[@kreinvulon]

@@electrapng thank you! glad i made you laugh

[@electrapng]

@@kreinvulonyou’re so welcome! Fr tho, I’ve been playing dnd for years now, and the best rule for improv and roleplaying is “yes, and.” You (and everyone else) killed it

[@DarkestofTimes]

The narcolepsy line was hilarious and quick, made me laugh out loud.

[@genericname6568]

WHY IS IT ACTUALLY REALLY GOOD.

[@usefulpoison673]

110% best episode with people not trying to derail the whole thing and actually taking part. Really great work to chat and Blurbs

[@adamcummings20]

The courtroom was fantastic, lawyer chatter did very well

[@inductivegrunt94]

5:59 Best joke I've ever heard in Skyrim.

[@CaptainAdmiralMango]

I was laughing for a minute straight 😂

[@Adam7ep]

It definitely blew up 😂

[@X-380_ZD]

I just realised it's the same person who was the girl fighting to be blurbs lawyer lmao

[@EggFriedCheese]

@@X-380_ZD Yep, that was me :D

[@Taiyama2]

Absolutely masterful stroke by Geralt at the end of the trial. Without that, I don't think he gets acquitted. Rare to see a whole case go down with ONE question. That's some Ace Attorney shit.

[@JoeyBoswell89]

7:20 killed me The little "heh" beforehand. 😂😂

[@EggFriedCheese]

Hehe :D

[@kreinvulon]

best lawyer in skyrim

[@jasonnorton941]

Still he losed this time

[@korok2619]

for sure, legendary, even left with a strip tease

[@ironcut_left3025]

this was an insane court case involving witcher lore and i have been on the edge of my seat the whole video

[@YourPalKindred]

I thought after the finale that we'd have a break in episodes, but I'm actually really glad there isn't. I've been LOVING this series, it's the funniest thing on KZbin right now.

[@depressedonion5610]

"I have information on the Clintons" **DIES**

[@Fireteam2479]

THIS WAS MY FAVE😂😂😂

[@Leo_Keys]

6:50 “I have information in the Clint-“ *gets unalived* Even Skyrim isn’t safe 💀

[@slumgummy]

"There is no Thursday on Tamriel" was devastating, it won the case on the spot

[@hitmantis2107]

Going from slaying dragons to tracking down a drug ring to divorce court makes this series more entertaining than 99% of Hollywood today. Keep it up!!

[@Cany0udance]

I’m bout to go wolf mode on that like button

[@dawnspire8654]

Its me the piss-wizard, prepare your containers.

[@jayyflowe]

"Chef Law-yer-D" caught me so off guard im still recovering from that line lmfao 🤣

[@bluewynmberry]

EggFriedCheese with one of the best jokes I've heard in awhile 😂

[@EggFriedCheese]

Thanks :D

[@Cinnamowo]

Blurbs seconds after dealing with deadly cult on his way to poke into other people's life and organize a court

[@taurus600]

Man holy shit chat did such a great job with that trial, that was fantastic. Everyone involved in this should be absolutely proud of themselves, amazing work 😂 Also, ngl, Gerald got the right idea. Id cheat on assturd to get some of that argonian bussy as well 😂

[@calebcardinal3867]

Best interaction: “Judge, She cannot be a witness she is the plaintiff” Judge: “uhhh, overruled she can speak for herself” Based

[@calebcardinal3867]

23:16 “I seen it” also another great bit

[@JayHog1992]

To the guy who did the gunpowder joke, thanks for making my morning. XD

[@EggFriedCheese]

You're welcome :D

[@JayHog1992]

@@EggFriedCheese Told the joke to my family and coworkers. The joke really blew up. :D

[@malty776]

I took way to long to understand that

[@JayHog1992]

@@malty776 The joke or what I wrote?

[@malty776]

@@JayHog1992 the joke

[@Auraniwastaken]

These just keep getting better and better

[@hyalinecartilage2306]

Double jeopardy can apply to the state, but if Astrid wants to take it to the federal gov. she can. The fed government can charge him for the same crime unless found innocent in a fed court case

[@Aquilenne]

But Skyrim is seceding from the Empire

[@RandomElfOntheInternet]

@@Aquilenne Here's the thing. A couple things actually... 1) If you did ally with the imperials, then Skyrim will be back in the Empire. So elevating it to the Empire is an option... 2) However, as Blurbs didn't complete Civil War, this isn't possible, that doesn't exactly mean it's impossible to get a federal government involved (and even if he did and he completed it with the Stormcloaks, it's still possible). Every hold has a Jarl (which is like a state as it has a main city, a capital if you will, and smaller villages), and every Jarl answers to the High King who can be considered the federal government of Skyrim. However, as Falkreath is an Imperial supporting city, you will need to elevate this case to Jarl Elisif, as if you elevate the case to Ulfric, then Falkreath won't acknowledge it as they don't support Ulfric as the true High King... UNLESS Blurbs decides to Join the Stormcloaks later down the line.

[@RandomElfOntheInternet]

Also, btw this isn't meant to be argumentative or angry. I am just stating how I will interpret "taking this to a federal level."

[@xiphos8219]

Double Jeopardy prevents you from being tried for the same offense twice. The federal government can't prosecute you for state crimes. FBI, Is Marshalls, etc only have specific jurisdiction (capital offense or offense involving interstate commerce is FBI, and fleeing fugitives/prisoner transport is Marshalls) outside of those grounds the FBI cannot arrest nor even pull you over. If you don't violate the federal law, it's only the state that can prosecute you. There is no taking it to federal if you get acquitted at the state level, you can only appeal through the appellate courts which is its own system, and you wouldn't appeal your acquittal anyway. And a divorce would never go to federal level because that's civil matter not criminal.

[@hyalinecartilage2306]

@@xiphos8219 astrid's lawyer said she was sueing for emotional distress, not filing for divorce.

[@helluvacrow]

I quite literally just discovered the first season of this a few hours ago and binge watched it all. This is amazing timing let's GOOO

[@BodeWinsGames97]

bro almost died with that horn LMAO

[@Zhyreph]

Randomly found your channel and watched all "season 1" text-to-skyrim videos and I have to say, please don't stop with them.. they are so funny and nice to watch, I love it! And since all is depending on your chat and their messages.. every time you start this perfect modded gameplay, it will be unique every time, so it never has to end!

[@Sandlchi]

this series brings back a feeling I havent had in over a decade, back when youtube was a small thing and there were barely any content creators at all. every now and then, youd stumble across someone who made a series so creative, youd remember it long after its already ended. text to skyrim will no doubt leave a legacy, deservedly so

[@chartreux1532]

I just had your Videos recommended to me, this is probably the funniest MOD ever. I'm not a native English Speaker but from Germany but nothing made me laugh as much as this in probably 10 Years! Prost & Cheers from Berchtesgaden in the Bavarian Alps

[@electrapng]

This episode has ruined me. My stomach hurts from laughing. As far as I’m concerned, everyone involved in that trial deserves an Oscar

[@irishirelia2795]

I love waking up on an early Sunday morning and catching Blurbs on his antics

[@aniondeathsticks8175]

This is so funny. First time in years I'm actually excited waiting for a new episode of something, no Netflix or HBO show had me feeling that way. As much as I dislike KZbin, I'm glad it recommended me this channel.

[@Adam7ep]

Same

[@jellyrollfan93]

“I seen it.” Case closed, honestly. 23:15

[@Buffnerd1915]

I'd be on my horse heading home after that 😂

[@ThePainterDidNothingWrong]

Geralt had a trump card in his pocket the whole trial, that's why he could sleep like that. He knew all he had to do was prove the other side to be insane without a doubt, easy.

[@ApollosDagger]

This was one of my favourite parts, it was so much fun! Arr_n_D and Kriinke_ did such a good job

[@UnsweetTeaMozzarellaSticks]

6:54 I was eating chicken and accidentally spat it out laughing at this.

[@RedneckPrincessofTacticoolness]

12:15 from here to the end is truly was one of the best of these I’ve ever seen. Well done everyone 😂

[@DaedrinMolkre]

I’ve got a feeling that Geralt is going to wake up with a knife in his neck later that night.

[@Lowehart]

Objection, Double Jeopardy doesn't apply here. You can't be tried twice for the same crime, but doing it again would be a new crime that could then be tried. As he stayed his intent to do so, if you were to present evidence that he went through with it, he can be tried for the new crime.

[@garjian0]

There was mention of "serving papers". The trial would therefore be about who gets what in the divorce, not criminal, right? Now that they are divorced, there is no adultery.

[@ectothermicmercenary7438]

"Mr.Geralt, where were you on the night of Bussy Destruction?" ☠️

[@Nerscylliac]

I agree- that was the best episode yet. Absolutely hilarious and top notch improv

[@LadyVader]

The Argonian has to boil

[@teganr5665]

Freaking gold. Blurbs, you and your chat are amazing for producing this. I can't wait for the next storyline. It's bound to be cursed af and I am here for it.

[@midpixie]

This episode is a masterclass in how dnd trials should be held

[@Zebo12345678]

It's kind of incredible how great everybody involved played their roles. This shit was funny the WHOLE way through, and everybody stayed coherent during the trial. It was _just_ serious enough, while still being off the walls chaotic. The dichotomy of taking such an unserious situation so seriously was brilliant. Geralt was really struggling early on in that case, with the judge clearly working on Assturd's behalf, but he managed to win over the Jury with a slam dunk of a closing argument, discrediting the witness and saving the case from the jaws of defeat.

[@direwolf8080]

This actually is the best time of the week ngl

[@fionnodubhuir1686]

"With the lawyer now Drip-maxxed"

[@UnsweetTeaMozzarellaSticks]

15:18 These will never not be funny. 💀

[@owlock]

"Sure just toss me there" got me good

[@sethery10]

Holy shit, this was so well executed. They were both making extremely good points

[@MrRADicalOfficial]

Yes, finally kriinkle_ got his time to shine! I loved this whole mini arc. All born from just one rumor! Little did Blurbs know at the time it would cause such a beautiful disaster! I voted for Geralt! I only wish you kept in one or two more moments of Thorumsu thirsting for Geralt lmao

[@owlkmirror]

Yeah, Thorumsu's insistence was hilarious, but I guess the editor wanted to get to the point. At least they kept the punchline "also unrelated, I'm glad that the doors have keyholes".

[@KyRo_Dread]

0:35 "enjoy the episode y'all" Betty: "ye do that. ok byeeeee" *waves*

[@SuperRookie117]

0:35 That cat was waving at us! :O

[@EmperorPrinc3]

Damn give krinkle credit, that was hood improv

[@herofire1]

It has to boil Edit:lol this meme is funny

[@scrxll6385]

It has to

[@KalsiFier]

It has to boil

[@POzzzzzz]

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP GET OUT OF MY HEAD

[@herofire1]

​@@POzzzzzzit has to boil

[@nightzokla]

It has to boil ​@@POzzzzzz

[@PeterButchens]

17:54 "My life as a Witcher" 😂 holy hell I loive this story

[@kirbiehollows4744]

I genuinely can't stop watching these lmao. I LOVE skyrim and have played as much as humanely possible of it so I rarely intake any content to do with it anymore, but these videos have me GIGGLING the whole video. The mix of the chaos of skyrim mixed with the insanity of twitch is something that should go down in the history books. The worldbuilding is also insane lol..

[@V_FIREDRAGON_V]

HELL YEAHHH THE STORY GETS DEEPER

[@EM-zc8ui]

"gluck gluck gluck. aaaah ooooh. wah wayh wah. wohoooo" KILLS ME EVERYTIME

[@despacitodaniel801]

Holy shit whoever played Geraltd is so good

[@samikel1159]

that was amazing and just shows how much potential this series has. Skyrim is a big ass game in its own and these guys can make their own quests and lore without needing to play the actual quests. Even tho they would also be fun and more enjoyable.

[@yubrandomain]

this is the greatest thing i've watched for ever. Lore for DAYS and DAYS with chat