BMW Driver TAILGATES Me HARD, So I TRICK HIM into CHASING ME OVER a TALL BUMP that Sends Him FLYING

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[@altergymcosplays]

Your videos help me sleep

[@AcerNitroFive]

2:05 The way you explained what you saw in your rear-view mirror, I could only imagine it was in slow-mo! LOLOL!!

[@simpleman806]

The 1st story reminds me of my oilfield truck driving days. I use to be a water hauler in the oilfield. One night, I got to a location to get a load of water from the tank battery. It started to rain and I was close to being loaded to 120bbl in a 130bbl tank. Because it was raining, I got the full 130bbl. Which it did put me overweight, but it was safer because the water couldn't move around. I was driving to the disposal well on a county road. The county just got done putting a crown on the road. So I stayed in the center going slow. I had about 9 miles to drive on it. Got about a mile into it and I saw a pickup behind me. He was maybe 3ft from the back of the trailer. He was mad that I was in the center and going slow. I didn't care, I wasn't going to slid off in the ditch. Got maybe 2 more miles down and the trailer went off centered. I saw the trailer from the passenger side window. I saved it and once I got the trailer straightened up and my asshole to relax, I looked in my mirrors and couldn't see the pickup. Worst case scenario came to mind. I then saw headlights about 500 yards behind me. I scared him. But he did stay that far back until we reached the blacktop. Hopefully he learned a lesson

[@CreatingArt3185]

Bank story so the bank just straight up stole $500

[@v.crowley]

I wanna give the neighbor of story 2 the benefit of the doubt... While by US law noise is allowed from 8am-9pm (usually) .... I also have frequently worked 11p- 3p shifts and lawnmowers are the worst when sleep is desperately needed... So she could be working overnight shifts and that's why OP rarely saw her

[@GenGamesUniverse]

I had that exact thing happen with me and my mom with Story #4 as we were in Orlando for a two week holiday, I'm disabled, so my mother has to be my carer 24/7 and I had to go to the bathroom, as I finished and my mom opened the door, some old lady was walking past, proceeded to give us a stink eye, to which my mom turned around and said "I'm his mother, get your head out of the gutter, pervert!" and the old lady got embarrassed and walked off fast.

[@WillWilsonII]

Dad yelled as usual and capped it off with (also usual) "Now make me a coffee!" Minutes after I served it he said "Did you put bbq sauce in my coffee??"

[@Nova_Ghost_Gamer]

FIRST off: WHO GETS BBQ SAUCE IN THEIR COFFEE?!? Secondly: WHY WOULD SOMEONE ASK THAT ANYWAY?!?

[@WillWilsonII]

@@Nova_Ghost_Gamer Because I put bbq sauce in his coffee. I was 11! I couldn't fight back yet.

[@Nova_Ghost_Gamer]

@@WillWilsonII oh, ok. Understandable.

[@QuickManEXE]

Story 1: I'm surprised, yet glad, that the OP didn't try to "brake check" that idiot in the BMW. That BMW guy was just a jerk for the sake of being a jerk and i hate drivers like that. Where are cops when you need them? Too bad the BMW didn't get bad whiplash or break a few mirrors or something in his car. Hopefully now he smartens up. Story 2: I have no clue where the OP is, but i think that the laws really need to change here if this stupid Karen is well known for making all these bogus noise complaints and the patrol officers have to respond to them no matter what. Again,we have an instance of someone being a jerk just for the sake of being a jerk. At least the OP and the other neighbours were able to run her out of the area after all of this. You definitely dont want someone like that as a neighbour. Story 3: Well done by the OP here. That guy 100% deserved his mustard donut. Also, you really have to wonder how that jerk teacher is around his students, if this is his attitude towards his fellow teachers and staff. Another case of someone who shouldn't be around kids, much less teaching them. Story 4: And here wr have another case of someone being a jerk for the sake of being a jerk, but oh man, talk about one of the greatest comebacks ever and the best way to put a Karen in her place. That was glorious and hopefully that Karen never shows her face in pubilc ever again. Story 5: People really need to learn to leave people's food alone.... whether or not you're someone's boss. Taking a crap on their desk is extremely unrecommended here, but yeah, i would consider it too. Story 6: While the malicious compliance here was different... it really sounds like the OP really needs to try and use different banks here. I dont know if thats an option or not, but definitely look into it. They are just giving you the run-around for absolutely no reason and its totally uncalled for.

[@mistydolphin2524]

With the donuts, they got off easy. If it were me, I woulda filled it with hot sauce, the spicier the better.

[@robby4850]

u would be sued... purposely preparing food with the intend of harm is a felony.. sure its just hot sauce.. but u dont know of any weak bodys or allergies

[@joel1245]

Last story: That happened to my family too except it's the electric company. They refused to give us the electricity unless my grandma confirmed we own the house. And my grandma had been dead since i was 5!! We're lucky to find a note from my missing uncle that confirmed our ownership.

[@JamesDavy2009]

Fells Wargo…Spooner abides.

[@randomcommenter5372]

The entitlement of these people

[@alh0986]

Fr

[@jaxenfrench2018]

Surprised this only has 5000 views where the fans at😅

[@KirbysPVS]

Story #4 this is exactly what comes to my mind whenever I watch a video about people on Twitter harassing an artist for making art of a character even remotely underage

[@Icalasari]

Lunch Thief Story: So fun fact, I love spicy stuff to the point of causing myself physical pain That boss ain't gonna like my meals going forth

[@greggwashburn5924]

The guy driving the BMW get his driver's license to drive a cracker jax box who taught him how to drive Donald Duck

[@kuradamax]

Absolutely disgusting behaviour in the first story, truly revolting to think people actually act like this, I mean, that guy was in a BMW, clearly he was the king of the road, and everyone else needs to give him the respect he deserves

[@JamesDavy2009]

Old mate was clearly compensating for something. Luxury cars are nothing more than vehicular peacocking.

[@DoomedMarine666]

Depends, we're talking about Regular Mustard, Dijon Mustard or Honey Mustard?

[@damienradymskylanders3421]

There are these lunch bags you can get that make it look like it’s all mouldy so that could help

[@dranet47]

First story with the speed bump. I drive a truck - I've done that a few times!

[@crimsonvoid1595]

My mom had a student when she was teaching either first grade or kindergarten who didn’t know how to wipe himself because his mom always wiped his bottom for him at home and expected the staff at the school to do it for him too. That day when the kid went to the bathroom he asked one of the staff members to wipe his bottom for him and the staff member told him no and then they told my mom and she told the staff member that she wasn’t going to do it and the staff member said she wasn’t going to do it either. When the kid’s mom came to pick him up from school that day my mom told her that her son was in the bathroom most of the day because he didn’t know how to wipe his bottom himself and was expecting one of the staff to do it for him because “His Mommy always does it for him.” My mom told the boy’s mom to teach him how to wipe his own bottom and not to keep doing it for him.

[@Mintyboy5000]

My dad likes mustard. The yellow sauce

[@brianrogers7360]

Wells-Fargo is a fracking joke

[@JamesDavy2009]

I'm so glad they're not operating in my country. We already have a quartet of banks to be pissed off with.

[@kaelanirevyruun1676]

lol for the first story, I'd have applied the brakes and then had the douche charged for tailgating me, as well as demanding he pay the repair bill... and given that there would be evidence of him slamming into my car's rear at a speed bump, it would be obvious what happened. He'd have to pay for both cars to be repaired, have a charge of reckless driving AND probably also lose his license. I'd also have the added benefit of being able to say "With how fast I would have had to go in order to maintain a safe distance from him, I would have had to be travelling at a speed which would have been fatal if a pedestrian had to cross the road in front of me, so I chose the safer option: Take his car to my vehicle's ass, pardon my french, and maintain a safe speed, knowing that in this very scenario, I would be evidentially shown as being in the right." A bit verbose, I know... But hey... Douche is in enough of a hurry to be literally less than the width of a human from my rear bumper? You bet your crumple car's destroyed front end we're staying to wait for the cops :'D

[@WillWilsonII]

Story 5 had NO resolve! It wasn't worth listening to!!

[@robby4850]

GUYS... to the donuts story DO NOT SABOTAGE FOOD WITH THE INTEND OF HARM/PRANK... its a felony... since health codes or allergies... sure its just mustard but still messing with someones food is considered a felony

[@princessmarlena1359]

It doesn’t even work. I tried it.

[@seabass819]

Story 1, I'm driving the speed limit, if you don't like it, go around me. I'm not risking a ticket because you're being a dick.

[@princessmarlena1359]

Exactly, I was almost rear ended today by some Simple Simon because of this.

[@JamesDavy2009]

As a preface, nothing against you for being responsible. It's because the U.S. has a VERY liberal attitude towards the speed limit, unlike where I'm from where it's strictly enforced to the point of cops giving you a ticket for speeding while overtaking. Come on, you crazy Yanks! It's called a speed LIMIT!

[@adilatif8345]

Story 1: that guy is a horrid driver, I have driven ahead of people like this I also drive a Toyota tacoma which I think is op’s car, I have purposely slowed down in front of these drivers mind you my car has one of those bumper protection which means that if they hit me I just have to replace a piece of a ,metal which costs around 50 dollars I know some people behind me have tried to file a claim against me but I purposely slow down before speed bumps so I am in the right side of history

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[@tylercanales5794]

Is there a reason they reduce stories sometimes because this is like the third or fourth time I’ve came across a video where they do that story number one they’ve already dead like a couple weeks ago. Update, I am currently on story number two and again the full read read the story. Is this just a re-post a video? Because they literally told the same stories and a video a couple of weeks ago and in the video it was the same two stories in the same order I’m pretty sure. i’m not complaining I’m just asking out of curiosity.

[@ronniepickett4586]

You should’ve brought an Ouija board with the urn to cancel those accounts. go full bat shit crazy on them.

[@skippybiscuit275]

1- no airbags?

[@ArmaniGaming445]

Hi again

[@MagmaThePilot]

10th

[@bevischibiart7070]

BRO IM FIRST I HAVENT WATCHED THESE VIDEOS IN SO LONG XD

[@MagmaThePilot]

your 3rd now

[@raerose2278]

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[@GoofyAhhProductions9936]

Hi

[@MagmaThePilot]

5th

[@viviennemorgan7217]

i feel bad for op here that this guy thinks he's more important all because he drove a bmw.

[@viviennemorgan7217]

but i hope he has revenge on this guy

[@JamesDavy2009]

People buy luxury cars to peacock around.

[@viviennemorgan7217]

@@JamesDavy2009 not true for some people

[@KillaQ1996]

Why are there so many reuploads recently?

[@viviennemorgan7217]

because 1 not everyone watched the narrator read the stories, 2 they did that for those who are new to this channel, 3 if you're new here and never heard of them than the uploader will upload the same stories and 4 those who are new never heard the repeated ones.

[@DIOBUTDUM]

Why is there a rip off subway surfer game In the back?

[@bevischibiart7070]

First

[@MagmaThePilot]

yep thats accurate

[@hillaryrobbins7362]

Karen vs Karen who wins comment bellow

[@ldj15432]

Story 2...Kids always think they're not too loud. They were probably screaming under her window.

[@CATS_ARE_CUTE417]

2nd like

[@MagmaThePilot]

7th

[@FinnTheGoat]

cringe

[@CATS_ARE_CUTE417]

@@FinnTheGoat Why should I care if you can’t even use capital letters 😂

[@FinnTheGoat]

??? what makes you think that@@CATS_ARE_CUTE417

[@CATS_ARE_CUTE417]

@@FinnTheGoat The fact that every time you type I don’t see a capital letter, and in your reply you still didn’t use one.

[@Asja-cn8wv]

I’m first

[@MagmaThePilot]

nope

[@phoenixkid5688]

Can you just stop reposting the same storys and acting like this is the first time you read them? Like damn dude this is the 3rd or so video in a row you done this

[@jaytrashwade1-1]

What are the odds multiple different people have the same damn story? Happens often enough the coincidences may unfortunately not be coincidence at all.

[@warriorrealm9864]

“Omg please stop posting stories for people’s experiences I hate it!” Well if you don’t like it then don’t watch easy

[@viviennemorgan7217]

well there are some people who hadn't seen it.

[@princessmarlena1359]

*stories

[@GalaxyCatRobloxgaming]

Some people don't see it even if you do the world ain't bout u like damn if you don't like it don't watchf

[@MarlinChasteen]

Why is that stranger so pushy nosey about a kids bathroom habits? Why do you think that they call them libTURDS? Cause they mind everyone's business but their own!