BMW M760Li 2017 Review - 7 series G12 V12 - Joe Achilles

[@RexOrwell]

I don't know who the woman is, but she certainly helped me realise what a sour-faced, evil and poisonous cow my ex-girlfriend was.

[@mbizozo6271]

My favourite KZbin comment ever!

[@Zuxeh]

LOL what a comment, well said !

[@epicon6]

Rex Or It’s the butt massage that’s making her so happy :)

[@edwardrhodes6284]

So much better than the constant drivel the other youtubers are uploading...I am not interested in your paint protection, your wrap, your countless test drives, your garage of identical cars that I have never seen go faster than the local milk float....Joe, your videos don't have great cinematography, amazing acoustics and editing completed by a production team - what they are is fun, refreshing and fast. Thank you for sharing.

[@JoeAchilles1]

Thanks man really appreciate your very kind words! :-)

[@xIRATUMx]

oh hell yeah Annabelle is back !! my life is complete !!

[@KnightSRB]

poor your life..

[@fzs164]

the best M760Li review on KZbin...Joe and Tatbels are a perfect team...i loved the way both of them pushed the monstrous V12 to its limits...keep up the great work and wish you the best!

[@yungdro5702]

V12 sounds amazing what a monster

[@JoeAchilles1]

Yeah impressive sound, although mostly fake stuff being piped around the cabin via the speakers...

[@allymaitland3141]

Oh well I walked into that one a bit xD You're welcome Joe! ;)

[@CMOVlogs]

Wow, what an excellent piece of machinery! The ultimate fusion of Luxury and Performance.

[@Mr-Wasabi-WN]

Amazing machine and awesome video! Joe... wife dat ting 😂

[@JoeAchilles1]

Cheers man

[@xzing7]

Excellent team work. We DEMAND more video's like this one.

[@ryhanchoudhury1023]

Such a fun and entertaining video. I'm in love with this generation 7 series. Thanks Joe for 1 of the best vids yet!

[@JoeAchilles1]

Thanks, glad you enjoyed it!

[@mgldev]

Been watching loads of your videos Joe - enjoyed every one of them - this one is no exception!

[@JoeAchilles1]

Cheers buddy thanks for your support!

[@antonmartinslot]

The life of a press car is tough

[@CMOVlogs]

el oh el

[@JoeAchilles1]

The life of a press car is rock & roll ;-)

[@svo7563]

boy do i love that car already. Great content Joe.

[@bekabeka71]

I can proudly say this bimmer will dust the s63 amg without a bother

[@SuperLaviathon]

I love the way this guy drives! Epic car and nice girl as well.

[@bkdbkdbkd4176]

Just BMW! you are the top first doing m760li review

[@allymaitland3141]

The M760 isn't the only thing that's out of this world! :O

[@JoeAchilles1]

Thanks, I get that a lot ;-)

[@westyorksshutterbug]

Just bought one of these and this video helped me decide in the BMW's favour - many thanks

[@zeeshan137]

Great video Joe. I've just discovered your channel. Loved the B7 videos and will be be watching all the others now. Keep up the good work!

[@cnh1184]

Another awesome one Joe. Last instastory was Annabel jumping the bar. Hope your heads weren't too sore next morning!

[@JoeAchilles1]

Haha Cheers man! Yeah sore heads all round the next day!

[@mbp1505]

Time for another beer Joe. Sit back and enjoy. Thanks mate.

[@matthewhurren1292]

You two are now my favorite car reviewers

[@EE-hk8iu]

bro ,i luv ur camera works and of course de review

[@MatthewRK]

Are you gonna make a video on the newly announced M8? I just made a video on it myself, and if you don't mind I'd love to hear from someone who knows BMW well!

[@JoeAchilles1]

I know nothing about the M8, hopefully make a video on one once they're finished :-)

[@MatthewKanniah]

Such a rad video brother! Loving it :)

[@aaronbriscoe3464]

Picked up a new Mini Countryman cooper s all4 today. Seems good fun so far. (Only got it for the next 4 months though)

[@stephencarney3982]

Awesome video like always Joe. Hopefully in the near future you will have an M760li for your chauffeur company ;)

[@MrXtrodinaire]

Perfect video Joe! Now if you could just find an S8 to go along with the B7 comparison..

[@user-si1ev7ee4l]

Hi Joe, Do you like better on Alpina B7 or M760Li? Which one sounds better? Handle? Faster?

[@wadebeaumont5264]

Now that looks a seriously good car. Sounds nice and throaty and for a big car its stance and proportions look the business to me. Not a fan of the v12 badge on the c pillar but otherwise hard to fault. As someone else said Joe it's nice to watch a review that isn't about some bullshit wrap or 17 layers of paint protection.

[@JoeAchilles1]

Haha Cheers man, yeah not really into my wrapping car videos :-) Hope you're well buddy!

[@barrybritcher]

it flies. love it.

[@benji182]

@Joe Achilles, Can you please link to the song used? Always have nice chilled songs I'd like to listen to after the vlog. Thanks - Keep up the good work ps. more M135i vids ;)

[@JoeAchilles1]

Hey buddy, thanks for reminding me, I have added sing to description now :-) Cheers man

[@MilesDrive]

Super smooth driving Annabel and yet it seems your a nervous passenger Joe?? ;-) Great vid, yes I'm sure you missed some details (who needs details), it's all about the smiles!

[@JoeAchilles1]

It wasn't "super smooth" from where I was sitting hahaha

[@nadm1439]

How does this compare with the Alpina B7 you drove?

[@JoeAchilles1]

Hard to say as 30 mins in 760, 4 one days in the B7. Both incredible

[@vincentcheng7313]

Joe Achilles Any major difference would make you chose one of the other? I’m considering change my 16 Reg. 740D Li Xdrive to one of either. Would love to have some insight. Thanks

[@petrossthe7221]

JOE I THINK HAVING ANABEL THERE HELPS US CONCENTRATE ON HER MORE,GREAT JOB BUDDY,I THINK SHE IS A MUST IN YOUR VEDIOS,LOVE WOMEN WHO ARE PETROL HEADS

[@carllynch8798]

600 bhp it should pass a M3 no problem along a straight. How does it compare to the RS6 which has near enough the same power ?

[@JoeAchilles1]

Not strictly true, an M3 is around 1500kg, this is well over 2000kg. It offers a better ride and luxury and up to date tick over the current RS6, the RS offers a better (organic sound) and would probably be a slightly better car to hustle down a A road. Both cars have their own plus sides. Cheers

[@carllynch8798]

Over 2000kg ! The RS6 isn't far off that weight. My B5 RS4 is 1620kg I thought that was heavy. Looks like it handles well for such a big car. Great vid as always.

[@2011Transformersdotm]

Joe Achilles it’s late but the M760Li smokes the m3 on a straight line

[@Tomthebombish]

Great review what's better alpina or m760li

[@JoeAchilles1]

Hard to say man....

[@s.jamesghee]

Would love to see a video from you on the '17 M550. I adore it.

[@TheJoesmoe1987]

Again lucky man what a motor🙀🙀

[@grahamgardner2508]

great video Joe, that car sounds like a beast. another sleeping beauty from BMW. do you use an enhanced mic for your go pro?

[@JoeAchilles1]

Cheers! Yeah I use a Rode mic

[@Olliewilkinson]

I was sat in BMW yesterday having my exhaust tips changed on the M140 while trying to organise my Debt to get into a M240 manual with LSD, anyway they had a beautiful 750i in the show room and started that up for me Oh my god it sounds amazing it made the glass vibrant the rumble is so deep! and for £15k deposit and £700 a month it's not bad at all for a £120k + car

[@MotechPerformance]

What a car.. !! be in my price range in 10 years haha !! Good vid as ever mate ..

[@bobsagit10]

4 more years

[@LukeW1090]

Cancelling the m2 and getting one of these... lol another great video & cant wait to see what youve got coming up as we head into new year!

[@zahidshaff7509]

Still my favourite video of yours

[@CJSVlogs]

This car looks tame with systems but how wild is the wild side with the massive weight? Overall, awesome video Joe, very entertaining!

[@JoeAchilles1]

I think with everything off it would be more fun, the Xdrive is still too forward biased for me though...

[@WallabyWinters]

would you rather choose the alpina b7 or this one?

[@JoeAchilles1]

Hard choice, didn't spend long enough in this to judge

[@cylo5770]

Exactly the same is coming to my garage but with black "hockey sticks" and no chrome at all

[@damindra]

Hi Joe, how did i miss this review fella, I am seriously looking now to get one of these over the M5 Comp or Porshce Panamera Sport Turismo eHybrid!!! Less Money, lower insurance, Quick and comfy, (especially for my parents!!) and easier to get in and out too!!

[@MrCandycorona]

Great video mate, was really looking forward to this one. What's the list price for this? Not that I could ever afford one. One more thing every time I sit down to watch a new video from You, I feel like going straight out and giving my new m240i some beans. So I blame you for chinning my petrol 😂. Keep up the good work mate 👍

[@JoeAchilles1]

Haha Cheers man! Think it retails around the £130k mark

[@Gweebs30]

Great vid!!! You two would make a great couple! 😉

[@zemekiel]

Great stuff, but I gotta say that you are a very brave man!

[@antonoat]

More awesomeness Joe, loved it. Guess a hot diesel version would do you for work,lol cheers

[@alexclark4784]

epic content as usual makes my m140i look boring now hahahaha

[@JoeAchilles1]

Nothing makes a M140 look boring mate :-) Cheers

[@IceFish.]

£379 a month for a 240 now what the hell !

[@Olliewilkinson]

IceFIsh that for the hire option it's more like £550 with a grand deposit for a mid spec

[@daveshelton4087]

ive got some of these and with a little remap 840 is easy ! but its the tq that makes these fly !!!!!! 1460 nm magic car Dave ( p.s. love the review )

[@racer1675]

Awesome video, enjoyed every moment of it. Keep the great stuff coming, cheers!

[@ChrisDorgan]

.... I'm starting to get the feeling that Jason Statham based his Transporter character on Joe :P :P maybe it's the 7 series BMW gettin a spanking or maybe it's because I secretly believe Joe is ex SAS/spy and his chauffeur company is also personal protection :P :P

[@JoeAchilles1]

Haha brilliant! A good friend of mine calls me the transporter, sometimes I might be.... Cheers

[@band1t620]

Hey Joe, New Audi TTRS or M2?x

[@JoeAchilles1]

M2

[@t6553gw]

Is this a common type of road in UK?

[@chrisbranicki]

Very

[@SASraceCAM]

full Charlie's angel she is

[@IceFish.]

this or the alpina ? v12 or brutishly fast v8?

[@P.M_M]

V12, you can see the badge as the cam goes around the car at the start.

[@JoeAchilles1]

Hard to say as spend 30 mins in the 760 and 4 days in the B7. At this stage I would chose B7. Cheers

[@NoneNone-kp1qc]

Steady on Chelsea ha ha ha 😂 epic

[@MCorrigan]

Could just be the best car in the world.

[@markyw7954]

I have had my m140i for 4 days and already i want one of those lol

[@Olliewilkinson]

MarkyW make sure you clean the exhaust tips and save up for tires 😁 I've had mine for 3500 miles and it's eaten half of it's rear tires and I've not driven it hard really

[@JoeAchilles1]

That's odd, I managed 23k miles on my first M135i, many of them were very hard too...

[@andyjackson9313]

I've done 31k in my M135i. Same tyres and brakes and it's never had a single issue. Joe, get Annabel to do more videos. She is ace. Something about a hot girl driving a fast car!

[@mylesroscherr9208]

“And spinners” - no doubt, would definitely push this to a 10/10. :P But really, it does sound special. Was great to see that you were actually having a bit fun in this size car too. The best big sedan in terms of dynamic/comfort balance then you reckon?

[@JoeAchilles1]

Incredible car, but the B7 is something very very special too!

[@billy98102]

Joe Achilles which would take if you could only take one? M760 or B7..your response to both has been rapturous, so I can't tell

[@JoeAchilles1]

Right now I would take the B7, but.... I had 30 mins in the 760 and 4 long very exciting days in the B7 haha

[@peterharris7862]

i have a nightmare with driving position i drive automatic i use the bend in my knee to press the pedals due to having spina bifida i can not bend my foot any advice wood be good thanks.

[@roblombardi7099]

Another great video Joe, car does look rapid and IMO BMW are a generation ahead of the other German brands when it comes to engineering and chassis set ups. Is she your girlfriend? She is very attractive; if she is, you have great tastes in women as well as BMW's.

[@JoeAchilles1]

Haha Cheers man! She's not my girlfriend, but I'm also attracted to her, so that still qualifies me in terms of good taste all round right? Haha

[@ScottPC]

That intro music made me think my watch started ticking super loud, confused me so much!

[@olliemorgan974]

What an absolute beast that is ahaha, surely a V12 is a hard one to beat? Great video as always

[@iramuf933]

Ollie's Auto Channel o

[@staggabob]

This is officially the fastest production car BMW has ever made so not surprising it keeps up with an M3. But given that it's not just called the M7 does that mean it's not a "proper" M car? :/

[@JoeAchilles1]

Yeah true, still amazing/amusing to see how it reeled in the M3 though, especially when the 3 is around 600kg lighter. Not a real M car, but more of an M car than the silly and vague X5M/X6M's

[@drbrowny90]

what a MACHINE!!!!! Also, that gyroscopic go pro holder stick mount thing is strangely satisfying how it keeps the go pro so level hahaha.

[@JoeAchilles1]

Haha Cheers mate!

[@jamie__simon]

I want one!!

[@YouThana]

The performance of the M760Li is easier explained because in the last two decades the M3 turned more into a luxury car than an enthusiast or drivers car? Just from the outside it is increasingly hard to distinguish 3, 5 and 7 series depending on the distance.

[@davetowse4071]

Nice one mate, thanks for posting. If BMW lend you one I'd like a look at it. Laters budddy.

[@JoeAchilles1]

Cheers Dave! Yeah I will give you a bell if I get one for a few days... Hope you're well mate

[@Kpiotr]

Okay, thankfully I cannot afford it because I would be torn between this and the B7, probably would get both. One for myself and one for myself

[@leenevin8451]

why don't you turn off the traction control then

[@chubyali]

M760 or b7??

[@bennettjames16]

Why do the reviews not focus on the fact that with the rear tables it's a mobile office?

[@markokena]

DREAM CAR !!!

[@michaelherron4306]

Late getting back because we had to check out the back seats....

[@JoeAchilles1]

No messing around, we had to do a "full review" haha

[@michaelherron4306]

Good man Joe😎

[@marcbenscher1534]

Hi joe can I please ask you something

[@JoeAchilles1]

Yes

[@GHETTO_WAY_OF_LIFE]

174 v, when i see his video instant smile :D joe did you ever wreck a car ? haha

[@Jeremysf1.]

I planned on getting an M5 in 3 or 4 years time, I mite have changed my mind.

[@gavinhall4112]

Joe, have you ever come across the word "helpmeet"? You may have found yours. :P

[@sugarsaint]

perhaps I'm not up on current affairs but is this Joe's lady?

[@JoeAchilles1]

Haha No mate, she's just a hot friend :-)

[@paulreid7902]

RIP to the V12 smh. Need to bring it back!

[@aarjunchadha4899]

"and you get that blow off, auuurrgh" HAHAH

[@heelandtoe_]

Hahah love it mate, had a good laugh! But such a pity that it sounds JUST like a m135 :/

[@JoeAchilles1]

Yeah man, especially watching the video back, its sooooo M135/235/140/240 sound wise. We were spoilt with the organic V8 B7

[@slurp9268]

You're keeping up with the m3 because you have 6 more cilinders :)

[@Turbojatt27v]

this thing is epic! rather have it than my fk2 type r lol

[@j.drenthe2090]

Great video!BMW or...................nothing!

[@mikep1412]

It’s not a super car it’s a super yacht😂

[@theranter]

God damn do I want one of these... so pimp... and fast.

[@guillaumechartrand4115]

Can't decide who's prettier... the car or the girl

[@JoeAchilles1]

What about me.... Hahaha Definitely Annabel (fractionally)

[@kjellh.lorentzen4989]

If thats your wife, she`s a keeper👍🏼

[@raround4013]

That road is too do a test drive.. well i don’t know maybe a fiat Abarth 😂

[@dadinjo5]

v12 and her r keeperz

[@steppingwoulf0820]

Wish my bird was into cars liks her.. she is dynamite 😎👍

[@Philmoyo-w4d]

Quickest the 7

[@卓尧杜]

It sounds like 6 cylinders

[@JoeAchilles1]

Yeah watching back I have to agree, in fact sounds like the same cabin sound as the M140/240's...

[@shan9956]

thats why mates do always take snapchats while i drive

[@BMWFanBoy1]

G12 V12 просто бомба!) Мы с другом поспорили сколько лет девушке в видео. Можешь написать по секрету сколько ей лет) PLEASE)))