Boating 101. NEVER ram another boat while going 40 MPH...or suffer the consequences!

Make sure to turn the volume up. As the title says, never ram a boat while going 40 MPH. The boat captain ends up getting knocked out the boat and into the freezing water. The accident is caught on camera!! Watch until the end...CHECK OUT THESE HEAVILY DISCOUNTED SUNGLASSES: amzn.to/3JuGXdW

[@srooster4410]

i agree 100%... 40 is ridiculous, we only ram at 30 where i’m from.

[@beezy7412]

Best f’ing comment of 2020.

[@brucesimian3743]

You are the voice of reason and sound thinking. We need more of that in these troubled times.

[@MRGF78]

We only get up to 39 and a half... anymore would be too forty...

[@jasonncoxx5837]

😂😂😂😂 Good one

[@kkrot81]

We only ram at 39 here in Texas

[@justpassingby3158]

“NEVER ram another boat while going 40 MPH” How about never ram a boat in general?

[@LPWSzzz]

No it’s only 40 ..duh, everyone knows any slower or faster is totally fine

[@TheArcticWonder]

I always ram at 39

[@dsandoval9396]

I only ram 5 MPH over the posted ram speed. Anything faster and you'll risk getting a ticket.

[@leonchal]

...and “Stafford”’s boat is the one that actually started to close (turning left) on the guy who pulled up next to them. Strange attempt to make it seem like the guy showing off causes this accident. Boat with cam on it tried to flex and rammed the show-off.

[@salvadordollyparton666]

@@TheArcticWonder amateur...

[@kylekubik1713]

The other boater needs to be cited & arrested for endangerment

[@Mark-sd7fc]

I concur

[@MatthewsSloan]

Yup

[@davidlipke6530]

Nope he needs his lights out. OS.

[@joecole8658]

The boater got away with no charges or consequences. How do you feel about that?

[@nedmerrill6228]

He was just kidding around.

[@tomellison5588]

There are 2 kinds of people. Those who just want to be left alone, and those who just can't leave people alone.

[@onelittlelamb4030]

Agree. Good point.

[@gnc_saucey]

"We were trying to reach you about your boats extended warranty"

[@richardburchett]

That joke is played out, man

[@_flyingcat_7527]

@@richardburchett 125 people disagree with you Now 451 Now 1300 1600 lol Friken uhhhhhhhhhh 3.5k 4.1k wooooo

[@lukeacrey7571]

@@richardburchett you’re played out

[@lovedove2661]

🤣

[@everyonepoops6371]

Lol nice

[@MakerInMotion]

It's like the guy who uses the urinal right next to you when there's 10 others available.

[@airhogglider]

Sometimes they just enjoy having someone else shake it for them I guess

[@johnharry1321]

This is like the guy who uses the urinal next to you and then misses the urinal and his piss lands on your foot

[@MakerInMotion]

@@johnharry1321 Even better!

[@matty2x302]

And says “nice watch your wearing” 😂😂

[@mr16325]

I do this to mess with people

[@LordHeath1972]

Don't you just love it when people film just about everything that doesn't need to be filmed and when something actually happens they completely miss it.

[@nunyabizness9955]

Yes sir. They're no professionals I'll give you that.

[@RS-xq6je]

People have to film themselves doing everything, took my kids to the zoo and the majority of parents were too busy getting their perfect pictures trying to pose a toddler for a picture for their own social media they forgot to enjoy the moment and actually experience it

[@BaldKiwi117]

I get what you're saying but what's wrong with filming an outing on the boat? On the list of things that don't need to be filmed this is pretty low.

[@Colorado8300]

Once he crossed your tail, that was the time to pull the cover off and mount the .30 and pull the bolt back.

[@tonyjordan1320]

LOL..say hello to my little friend....

[@calebhart5058]

You lyin

[@georgefloydsinhellwbreonna5330]

Most people won’t understand this reference. Sometimes the belt fed is the only way to make someone understand.

[@Whig-Splitter-11Bravo]

Id prefer the MA duece

[@WrenchS13]

@@Whig-Splitter-11Bravo beat me to it ... was gonna say Ma Deuce shoulda come out \

[@danielbuchanan756]

When there’s ten urinals but the other guy still has to come piss right next to you🤣

[@RiverBottomBoys.]

Gold

[@DS-ep9pp]

And it just so happens to be the worlds tallest man 😐

[@Nick-us8tm]

Yup, no matter the case the driver of that other boat is walking away as the most injured one way or another

[@YouTubeExplore777]

Then takes a peek in your urinal and winks at you. 😉

[@twosborn]

That’s this dude for sure.

[@GregHassler]

90% of people on boats have absolutely no idea what they're doing. This isn't surprising in the least.

[@Fence-Dogs-More]

For whatever reason if you’re old enough you just get a boaters license. Which is insane because the test has so much information that it blows my mind they think if you’re 40 you’ll know all that shit

[@kaufmanat1]

I don't have a license. Just took a safety course and got a certificate... That's it.

[@Fence-Dogs-More]

@@kaufmanat1 maybe different names for different states

[@kaufmanat1]

@@Fence-Dogs-More a license has a specific meaning though.

[@2009dudeman]

@@Fence-Dogs-More anyone born before July 1st 1996 automatically doesn't need a boating safety certificate for boats. The cutoff for PWCs is December 31st 1978. Not that it helps, even people who have the certificate are still idiots.

[@AdamRuppert]

I really hope the driver of that boat was arrested thrown in prison. That was absolutely deliberate.

[@dizzleslaunsen2372]

No it wasn’t……why must you guys over react about everything? Negligent? Yeah definitely…….deliberate? Why about this tells you they did that on purpose? Why would they do that on purpose?

[@zenithskull]

@@dizzleslaunsen2372clearly they drove up right next to them the first time and tried To turn into them but didn’t work so he tried again and it did. Are you dense?

[@justinfacer6332]

You can see him trying to steer out of it. The main boats wake pulled him in.

[@USArocker1]

@@dizzleslaunsen2372, uh….he gained speed, was staring straight at the boat and Intensionally rammed it, that’s how we know.

[@andressilva2338]

The channel @leonchal 2y ago posted this, slightly edited. And "Stafford's boat is the one that started to close (turning left) on the guy who pulled to them. It's a strange attempt to make it seem like the guy showing off causes this accident. The boat with a cam on it tried to flex and ram. Show-off

[@Moistnmeaty90]

Legend has it that she’s still wondering about the fuck to this day.

[@dvd6722]

😂😂😂

[@klyddkross]

Okay, that line was brilliant 😂

[@jimboclox2252]

People curse like its as necessary as breathing.

[@dvd6722]

@@jimboclox2252 I have some acquaintances (mind you, not friends) who if they couldn't make the F word occupy half of every sentence, they would not be able to speak.

[@timdowney6721]

@@jimboclox2252 Nothing wrong with cursing….just reach for a little variety.😅😅

[@LovleyLemonade]

I'm no boating expert, but boats hitting each other seems like a bad idea at any speed.

[@boxedfender4810]

they have bumper boats at the amusement park. Amusement parks are death traps

[@GardenHood]

I mean I'd rather bump into a boat when both are backing out to leave. Not this.

[@Whitejesselink]

Under 40 is fine. You can tell my photo I'm an expert.

[@hoonaignachowaneha]

Its fine until you pass 39 MPH.

[@Googlium]

What if they wanna make babies?

[@davidgilde6296]

So I guess this guy’s thoughts were, “This Ocean isn’t big enough for the both of us.”

[@more.art.less.war.]

Underrated

[@TheRamenSeal]

@@more.art.less.war. boath

[@fredriklundgren2821]

"for the boat of us" ;)

[@nolan14patterson]

Laughing out loud

[@felixmartin4547]

He had a choice that he had to take and he made it I don't get what the big deal is

[@GrimReaper-ly8zk]

This is why my speargun is mounted on top of the windshield.

[@captainJack42070]

Yea buddy !!!!

[@mytube1806]

Spear guns used out of water can kill you the shooter.

[@GrimReaper-ly8zk]

@@mytube1806 only if you leave the string connected so it can rebound back at you.

[@richardsimmons6526]

Just carry a real gun like a man you little bitch.

[@Jamesbull46]

Hell yeah was thinking the 26.5 flare just to get his attention

[@robertmccall9773]

That man does not have enough responsibility to operating that craft and therefore still liable for all damages

[@warthogA10]

This is due to many "adults" today who never mature mentally past their highschool days, yet are of legal age to purchase alcohol.

[@alexestrada5255]

"NEVER ram another boat going 40mph" ummm how about never ram another boat at all lol

[@chase13mm2]

Boating 101 thats fucking common sense 101

[@x.vzoom_]

He just wanted to join em

[@inthebucketoutdoors3333]

Lmao

[@mrs.dr.spencerreid3992]

@@chase13mm2 - Sadly, common sense isn’t so common ☹️

[@nickperry508]

Sometimes you gotta do what the brain says. That's how ledgends are born!

[@danielvargas5048]

This is why we have an instructions label on the shampoo

[@teej5619]

😂😂😂 Im crying 🤣🤣🤣

[@morganmanesh5142]

exactly

[@demonicredeye4183]

💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@kali3828]

Shampoo instructions are unironically helpful, though. They tell you how long to leave the shampoo on your head.

[@ahabsbane]

Do not iron clothes while wearing them. 🤨

[@HeCoversMe]

They got a great shot of the registration and the clown ramming them. Oh and Staffford? Well he’s in the water but I dropped my dang beer could you just hold on a minute. Hang tight Stafford you’re not our priority right now😅

[@HawkOfLight1]

This like that driver tailgating you when you're doing 30 on an empty 8 lane freeway, honking their horn in frustration because he doesn't want to drive slow.

[@NeverlandAdventurerz]

Imagine having all that space to move freely and you still manage to hit the only other boat on the water

[@alexzingo6952]

He forgot to switch off the seek and destroy mode in his brain left behind in the kitchen table.

[@ThatNickYouKnow4010]

@@alexzingo6952🤣

[@fxpestoperator5527]

Dang!!!! You made me laugh so hard Friend!!!!

[@LudiCrust.]

Alcohol

[@rcasewst]

Bow steer, the wake pulled his bow over

[@robertfernandez6436]

They were trying to board them, and take the ship hostage. Pirate style.

[@16-bitjunkie4]

I’m the captain now.

[@milspicent]

Everything is gonna be OK ....im am the captain

[@Leatherface123.]

All your friends are dead

[@matthewmiller4747]

@@16-bitjunkie4 damnit you beat me here with that line 😆

[@d-boi7606]

Assassin‘s creed black flag style

[@jameswalker2873]

As a boater with over 30 years of experience, as well someome with a captains licence, this situation was not only illogical, but it was very dangerous. According to law, one must keep a clear sight of other boats, obstructions in the water, swimmers fisherman, etc.... whenever a boat is trying to overtake another vessel, they are the give way vessel, and must alter their course and speed to ensure that the stand on vessel (the boat being overtaken), is clearly aware of the other boats intentions. Another thing that I'd like to mention is that within half a mile, all pleasure craft operators must exhibit the use of a sound signaling device. This could be anything that has the capacity to make noise, but an air horn, whistle, etc., are much more effective, pragmatically speaking. Lastly, and I'm sorry to be so technical, but you are obliged to overtake a vessel on their starboard side only. In this case, the overtaking boat passed on the port side. I don't expect many of you to truly understand this. Most of you think you're certified with a card that qualifies you as such, based merely on a theoretical test. The reality is that without a pragmatic application, you don't really know how to boat one bit, so let's get things straight. What I'm saying is also confirmed through statistics, as there is a rise in the number of boat accidents, yet more people are supposedly certified. This is called a paradox, as it's contrary to one another. The reason for this paradox is that people who should not be driving boats claim to be an expert based on their theoretical achievement. It's an achievement nonetheless, but it doesn't make someone a true expert. If I'm not calling myself a true expert after 30 years of boating (20 years of pleasure craft driving and 10 of ferry driving), then you guys are far from it. This is just the truth. If you are not a responsible driver, you should not be on the water. Ge essence of democracy is an equilibrium between granting people their rights and freedoms while ensuring individual and public safety is upheald through responsible driving. Thanks for reading James walker

[@Madtigertv]

Thank You Captain Spock. Cliff notes please.

[@jheng7783]

Thanks for your comments and knowledge. Hope this is a good lesson for people to learn from. What the heck that boat going around to over take the boat going straight for ? Just. A stupid people like this to cause problem and ruin your boat day and cause injury arrogant eath, isn't funny a all. We don't need any errogant person drive a boat like this , thinking he's better? Hoppe he learned and remorseful for what he caused. I liked to fish and had seem boat driver like this so I stopped going . I hope this guy respect others as well will get respect back. So sad to see this and thanks for posting. Luckily no small children on board here.

[@deltabravo1811]

Boating safety cards are idiotic, just an excuse for government to take your money if you don't have one, since there are no recreational boat driver's licenses. I've got 44 years on the water from the Rio Grande to the Great Lakes to Puget Sound, from canoes to ww kayaks to superjets, jet boats, inboards, outboards, small to large sailboats. Btw, you sound like a know it all tyrant. Democracy doesn't give me my rights, my rights are natural and inalienable.

[@mrstupiduniverse731c]

​@@Madtigertv u can't tell that it's an older gentleman? I'd say 60s or so, cut em some slack slim

[@pianoman7753]

​@@Madtigertvare you kidding me? I aspire to this level of concise yet poignant use of language. He literally said ALL the right words. Like getting 100% on a nearly impossible quiz. Full credit, full stop. Everyone should wanna be as complete as this person with their thoughts.

[@LudiCrust.]

I saw a kid get killed in almost the exact same way this happened. The other boat was a Boston Whaler that had higher bow railing which came to a point about a foot higher & it slammed right into him. It’s put me off boats most of my life. Up until that point I spent most of my summers on a lake in northern Michigan & went boating almost every day. I’ve been on a boat twice since then & didn’t enjoy out at all.

[@kathypichey4306]

Sorry to hear about the kid that would ruin it for me to take care

[@onelittlelamb4030]

So I assume you don’t drive anymore either, correct?

[@ryanm.191]

2/3 of the planet is covered in water and you still got hit

[@seantv1510]

*plane

[@ryanm.191]

@@seantv1510 nope

[@seantv1510]

@@ryanm.191 Fail

[@ryanm.191]

@@seantv1510 nope

[@tupapisoyyo676]

@@seantv1510 to be fair he did not mention globe

[@thegreatcheese4806]

That's why your supposed to have cannons of port and starboard.

[@Slinger43]

Right! Or at least strapped with your 45, I'm guessing one or two shots across their bow otta do the trick 😏

[@abandonbelief]

Just human bowling balls to hold the camera and gus is rally stafford. Stafford is in the water. Damn thats messed up

[@croman191]

I like miniguns but to each their own.

[@brianproductions3908]

I like having a 75 mm cannon on all sides

[@Specter1065]

Fore and aft as well…

[@donaldsink8115]

With the video not only showing how he intentionally hit you, you have a clean shot of the registration numbers for an ID. I would definitely head back to the boat ramp and call the sheriff's department. Hopefully they can catch that guy still on the water and charge him with dangerous and reckless endangerment. If drinking that will get him a one way ticket to jail.

[@AmericaVoice]

And impound his boat

[@JFunk717]

That’s exactly what I would do! I would call Officer a Schmidt from the PAFBC and the cops…

[@onelittlelamb4030]

That must explain it is drinking because that did not make any sense, but from now on if I see somebody circling my boat like that, I’m going to gradually slow down and let them go on around, at first the boat captain thought it was a little funny and smirking feeling like everybody just wants to be people and have fun… My understanding from the description is he ended up in the water which is freezing cold at the moment… It’s a life-threatening situation… Anything can go wrong… At the very least it’s the end of a peaceful day out on the water and lifelong traumatic experience…

[@RS-xq6je]

Snitches get stitches

[@timoakley277]

When things go wrong, they go wrong really fast.

[@ToiletWolf12]

That woman is unreasonably mad. She should be WAY more pissed off

[@nathund1]

I've been on boats my whole life, so I can confidently say this isn't "haha bumper boats" this is "let's try to sink (and potentially kill) these people and get away because hurr durr jet boat"

[@mariocamey8794]

Got me unreasonably mad with your first line, then brought me right back to peace knowing that there's still people who sees reality as it is. That was not just "hella stupid"...

[@mariocamey8794]

By the way I was 12 years national team rower, and coached some more too. There's evil in these guys.

[@proudgrandma138]

Get the gun! Good thing I wasnt on that boat!

[@dannyguz1258]

Naaaaaaaaaa she should tone it down

[@Pilot.0101]

Rule of flying 101. NEVER nose dive into the ground.

[@Deadly_fox512]

Lol 🤣

[@gillianvrielink4453]

No nose diving is just fine if it is under 100 knots if you go faster than that is not fine

[@Denzel_Watchington]

*Rule of jerking 101: NEVER smash your 8==D into a meat grinder at 90 thrusts per minute.*

[@strat108]

NEVER ram an airplane into a nother one going 120

[@theonlyjoe_]

Instead go for that building over there

[@DoggoMcDeez]

I bet it’s a tourist driving a rental boat

[@safeandeffectivelol]

I'm a tourist and rent a boat once a year and have never come close to ramming anyone or anything like that.

[@FullSystemError]

Stafford seems like a pretty chill guy.

[@puesflex8022]

“HELLO SIR WE’VE BEEN TRYING TO REACH YOU ABOUT YOUR BOATS EXTENDED WARRANTY!”

[@BigNr3d]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@MrManfly]

😂😂😂😂

[@staycool163]

Them ramming the boat was not funny... but you get BEST comment.. made me laugh out loud! 😂🤣

[@PS-oy7sq]

Excellent comment sir

[@K4t77]

Lmao omg laughed out loud on this big time. Totally under liked comment

[@autocadfundamentals9087]

He was just trying to tell you about your car’s extended warranty

[@dawjy9413]

🤣

[@edgarallanpoe8917]

Naw that can't be it. If that were the case he would've rammed them a second time. And a third. And forth...

[@otismichael2583]

@@edgarallanpoe8917 and then rammed them with a different boat

[@ronaldgunthrop7449]

them mfs starting to text me along with the annoying phone calls

[@chriscitrino9051]

😂 everyone must get that same phone call! 😂

[@LygerTheCLaw]

"what the fuck?!" was quite the appropriate response to this incident.

[@mountainguyed67]

Which woman do you think said it?

[@TehButterflyEffect]

No it wasn't. It never is. "What the screw?" It makes zero sense.

[@lukelucas6789]

"Bill, lemme drove yer bote. I won't crash it."

[@PhillipZacharyZac]

When you have more money than sense.

[@mattweeeee]

Who started this comment, I see it on every boating video

[@codymachado]

Doubtful. looked like a 90s speedster. Cheap boats really

[@Certifiable]

*Dollars than sense. It's wordplay on "dollars and cents".

[@maxmustermann1533]

@@codymachado yeah well still more money than sense lol?

[@draydengee9060]

You mean americans in general.

[@devonpfingstl5350]

These pirates of the caribbean movies are shit now that Johnny Depp is gone.

[@enterusernamehere7150]

Deceased ☠🤣

[@anotherdude9456]

fuck this is such a good comment

[@JustNodIfYouCanHearMe77]

Underrated

[@lucasadarve7300]

LMFAO

[@DIYtryer]

Lolzzzzz

[@Crankwalk2688]

The quality of this video is unbelievable. Teach me your ways please

[@vonnieb71]

He looked like he was seriously losing control seeing the way he bounced across those waves. Inexperience for sure.

[@alienabductor101]

That's what happens when you're showing off (or trying to) but in fact you got no idea what you're doing.

[@jakeweisenberger]

Yeah a boat does not respond like a car. It's amazing how many people don't understand that

[@Keepskatin]

I think they just wanted to race or have a conversation, but boats are very bouncy and harder to control than a car.

[@basedcoins]

@@Keepskatin thats what radios are for....

[@jasonhobbs968]

Yep, its literally because it's a jetboat. Gotta stay in the gas to steer aggressively but most panic and let off the gas and hit whatever they were trying to avoid. How jetskis accidents happen most of the time

[@coleyamos]

👆🏻👉🏻

[@Andman8210]

You have all that open water and you still manage to hit another boat

[@ryansteele5059]

Fun fact: The first two cars ever built crashed into each other

[@JMK248]

@@ryansteele5059 lmao I researched it that is funny asl. The only Two cars in the city still ended up crashing into each other

[@rjdatdude23]

@@ryansteele5059 bro 😂😂

[@ancientkeyboardwarrior]

@@ryansteele5059 it's in a whole state.

[@zgrahamcracker]

There's also a story of a car that hit the only tree in a desert hundreds of miles away from anything else

[@rai4119]

I like how the dude tries to de-escalate it by saying "this happens in the water"-- IT SHOULDN'T BE. *YOU LITERALLY MADE IT HAPPEN.*

[@gman24310]

It looked to me like he was trying to ride right alongside them and say hey or something, but he was moving way too fast and wound up ramming them! 😂 In any case, that is such a stupid and dangerous thing to do.

[@Vladimir-wh5hs]

"Workplace safety 101 *NEVER* pull out a handgun and shoot a colleague in the face"

[@JustSomeDude848]

Only when they eat your lunch out the fridge again.

[@msmokesofficial7574]

Beautiful comment🤟🏼

[@darthtator1221]

Only the feet

[@NiiteLyte]

What about stabbing them with a machete? 👀

[@GR1M_]

Just shoot them in the chest but NEVER IN THE FACE

[@Savage_Viking]

That must have been the Allstate Mr. Mayhem guy driving that boat. Lol

[@boseg75]

😂 lol

[@tek6423]

Hey what happened to Mr. Mayhem? He was interesting. The guy with the low voice is getting stale...yesterdays news.

[@megacatsupreme466]

@@tek6423 Mayhem was in that prison show Oz on HBO

[@bobbyball77]

@@megacatsupreme466 I just finished binge watching that show......again. he pops up on law and order SVU in season 1 along with the dude that played Keller.

[@Txology]

Best comment here lol

[@WeeFreddy]

To the insurance agent "I swerved several times but managed to hit him in the end".

[@iMacDSL]

Those things tend to pull hard on turns. Still way too close

[@BlueFox284]

"And that's how I lost all my guns, officer."

[@jamesflores9456]

Waiting to see this comment

[@nopenopenope123]

Yep!!

[@travis4308]

🤣🤣

[@bradjosephandrepont]

If it's time to hide them, it's time to use them

[@southpawyeti6039]

Hell yeah

[@101doreen]

And this is exactly why the aliens don't let us into the Galactica Federation.

[@NickRanger]

bears eat beets. Bears, beets, "Battlestar Galactica"

[@DivineZeal]

I think the Capitol Hill raid was the cherry on top

[@randomhiphop5055]

@@DivineZeal nope

[@sykorose1966]

Worlds flat.

[@jayfromcali7091]

@@DivineZeal said the programmed sheep

[@sasquatch8923]

I think once you’re in a boat you’re IQ drops instantly

[@salizabeth1115]

Nah. It’s no different than cars. A small percentage of living people have brains anywhere, and most of us have access to vehicles. I know plenty of people who know how to operate boats very well, they’re just desperately outnumbered. Usually they end up being the ones to scoop the idiots out of the water so they can live to crash another day.

[@brian395]

Wide open water plenty of visibility it amazes me how many boats collide

[@poconojimmysfishing]

As soon as I saw the sea doo I knew who’s Fault the accident was gunna be.

[@yurok36]

Facts 😂

[@MrChancebandit]

Sea doo guys are the douches on the water guaranteed everytime

[@mikemcelveen2973]

Seadouche

[@poconojimmysfishing]

@@mikemcelveen2973 nice bro

[@waltlutz9897]

Yep those things are crap.

[@Malaysian_GenXer]

Damn, wish we could’ve seen the “consequences”

[@bdemaree]

The consequences are having to listen to Stacy say "What Tha Fouck"

[@thomascopeland491]

That's what you call stupidity and dumb ass who don't care for family's and there kids

[@TeddyBear-ii4yc]

There was 2 guys in that victim boat... at least one of them will have ripped his t-shirt off shouting "if I get my hands on you..." We want to see that bit! :-)

[@AnnaLexi]

😂😂😂😂 *_I know!!_*

[@luke8222]

Typical womon filming...

[@IrishLincoln]

You tend to steer where you look, especially after a few PBRs.

[@user-pf2kk2rl6c]

lol this video has me dying!! This just made my day ❤

[@wiiretime3704]

These are the videos I show people when they say we will have flying cars one day

[@applejacks8160]

Winner.

[@egigstertroll3521]

Yeah buddy people taking shirtcuts thriugh yards and smashing into your house for real haha

[@wiiretime3704]

@@egigstertroll3521 bad enough guy with house on the corner has to worry about some one driving through the living room but now the lady on the 5th floor does as well nightmare.

[@PepperDarlington]

We can't even road car the right way.

[@ricardomaza6172]

@ゴロゴロ and we get back at the same spot. But now instead of roads on the floor, we have roads in the middle of the air, with assoles doing asshole things but now more dangerous

[@MrReasonabubble]

"What the fuck...?" The universal question of our times.

[@andrewtm85]

No kidding 😂

[@Marcus538]

I write bongo movie scripts I tried copyright ing "wtf"

[@danisyx5804]

I am so God damn tired of asking that f****** question

[@2nd-place]

@@My_Fair_Lady dafuk?

[@zureai]

I don’t even being saying that anymore .. i just do a “???” facial expression

[@danielzplays9103]

Camera man never dies

[@michaelrobinson1059]

That's why the law has clearance requirements. That guy should get a huge fine.

[@automatedcomment]

Maybe they have a crush on you guys and don't know how to Express themselves

[@RickFoxChicken]

Stanley Bringus

[@FlamingWhoopsie]

@@RickFoxChicken hornse skratebored

[@aguy481]

@Braden Huckabee they're*

[@largemarge2098]

@@aguy481 spelling is over rated

[@aguy481]

@@largemarge2098 roblox is overrated

[@CiarraHarvey]

I've got secondhand anger from this

[@ShashMasuta]

You and me both

[@johnbardwell3894]

I was triggered...

[@jmarch_503]

Fr I wish I had some god powers appear on boat that got hit and completely destroy there engine and leave them there

[@EddyGordo21]

I'm ready to fight

[@senorpepper3405]

well said👍

[@MethosFilms]

This is why I carry on my sailboat. Any threat to me is met with full force.

[@richiecuzzz1]

You could already tell that guy was gonna be a problem when you see him switching sides like that all crazy lmao.

[@johngaudet6316]

Yes hammer on the throttle or stop. Let that idiot know it's not ok he's breaking the law.

[@KA-vs7nl]

@@johngaudet6316 fuck the law. It's common sense buddy.

[@avalanche15301]

@@KA-vs7nl I wish that was the case, but you see vids of idiots doing shit that's definitely going to get someone killed all the time, and they are clueless.

[@Eb-ux9bz]

It's a huge lake but idiots always find a way to cause accidents. Just like flying a plane, you got the great big blue sky but yet people find a way to have an air collisions. smh! 🤦‍♂️

[@Anonymises]

@@Eb-ux9bz actually mid air collisions I feel like aren't as comparable to this situation. I'm a pilot myself and it actually can be difficult to spot planes sometimes even when you know the direction and altitude that their at. Most planes are white and clouds are white as well and your dealing with a lot of sun and harsh blind spots. Like most air collisions are from planes decending right on top of each other and both don't see each other. Unlike this boating accident where they clearly can see each other and have the blue water to contrast the boat colors. Much different scenario, but I understand what you were going for.

[@ninehundreddollarluxuryyac5958]

Dude's lookin straight at ya while driving into yer boat. No way it wasn't deliberate.

[@kyos8462]

Yeah wasn't deliberate for sure lol. Its not a car , water an pavement are different. The driver obviously didnt know this. Weighted objects in water slide, mix wieght speed and dummies this us the result. The cash hes gunna pay isnt a couple hundred, both need inspections an it aint cheap. The fix is 100x worse. Had a kid hit me, dented my side not punctured...i got a whole new boat

[@chevy4x466]

@@kyos8462the pussy in that boat drove the other dude crazy 😜. The dude should never operate another boat again

[@richardcain7352]

​@kyos8462 he saw he was heading towards them and should have powered down, might not have been deliberate but it was definitely avoidable and easily minimized. He never let up hot rodding.

[@billymanilli]

Who in the world would do that deliberately?! lmao... It was an accident due do that person either being inexperienced or not thinking at all

[@asommer518]

@@kyos8462 You're funny the weaving boat is CLEARLY driving like an idiot which WAS DELIBERATE. We have 30 seconds of video proving it.

[@TehButterflyEffect]

Her instant resort to swearing tells you what kind of person she is. Glad that one guy was level-headed enough to look for Stafford.

[@_iknow_itscrazy2455]

It sounded like someone said "That was the worst." In such a calm manor, as if he was telling the story of that day 20 years later 😂😅😢.

[@FabienTeulieres93]

I am now convinced that driving a powerboat drops anyone’s IQ by about 100.

[@lionguy8959]

No, they just can be bought by any Tom, Dick, or Harry who read 2 articles on the internet and had a ton of tequila

[@stoker20]

That would put the average person at Zero. You could say the same thing about people driving anything but we're kinda in agreement.

[@konnorchilds3173]

Nope. Not the case I can confirm. That guy had that iq going into that situation

[@FabienTeulieres93]

@@konnorchilds3173 Haha! Fair enough 😉

[@oldnick4707]

That leaves them with about negative thirty, which is just about right.

[@tristan8041]

If they don’t know the other boat those dudes should be arrested.

[@lastfirst5863]

Even if they did.

[@johndoe-so2ef]

They're already lucky nobody was a hothead and started shooting.

[@johndoe-so2ef]

@Annette Kingsley The only thing I can think of is that if they knew each other it could be horseplay instead of malice.

[@tristan8041]

@Annette Kingsley if they know each other then they were both being reckless. If I’m laughing at my buddy and encouraging him to do stupid stunts and he accidentally hits me I’m not going to call the cops on him.

[@thesupertendent8973]

It’s certainly against the rules of sailing. Don’t ram other boats. (It’s an unspoken rule but it’s enforced and discouraged at every opportunity)

[@charliestudebaker5036]

He's so bright, I bet his mama calls him sonny! Lol

[@TheCmac1966]

Sea doo? More like Sea-don’t. 😂😂

[@onesixski]

This has to me one of the more awkward kinds of accident out there. Big open water, trying to be cool, smash up expensive property and potentially injure people (strangers?), and when it settles you’re just in the middle of this tranquil quiet body of water having to deal with what you just did. Nowhere to go, and it’s gonna take some time to get back to land anyway. Woof.

[@anabolicino]

The worst kind of “accident”

[@technotic_us]

The Evergreen suddenly appears from the direction noone was looking, directly headed for the 2 boats. No one realizes it until 3 seconds before impact. Except the Evergreen's captain. He won't realize it until he runs up on the shore. A true "hold my beer" moment.

[@JTScott1988]

@@technotic_us there was only 2 boats not 3. Boat on the right crossed over behind filming boat anf ended up on the left

[@barneyboyle6933]

What you’ve described here is exactly what I thought about when a little girl from my neighborhood was killed while boating with her family. She jumped off the back of the boat while the propeller was still going. She was killed instantly and the boat had to be towed back to land. Imagine the emotions that family felt. Gives me nightmares to this day

[@Keepskatin]

@@barneyboyle6933 so propellers suck toward the boat or push water away from the boat❓

[@alexmorgan7700]

This is the kinda guy who pulles up to the bathroom stall right next you when there are 9 other stalls available. Hahaha

[@thatonetitan8456]

And then waits to hear your stream before ramming into you

[@alfrednawrocki8061]

Get the boat registration numbers on the side of the hull and call the police!!!

[@mp-xt2rg]

Turns out boats don't track like cars do. People don't seem to understand that until they get close to someone.

[@EvanHarland]

That’s the kind of guy who can total both his and his wife’s car in the driveway.

[@bsdpowa]

Lol

[@jppeterssr.3392]

Absolutely

[@camodrums]

True story: my wife actually did that last month. My poor cars 😞

[@medilyesoudhini7411]

@@camodrums get a new non-dumb wife and sue the old one

[@user-jp5zj7hk6m]

i had one of those. they totaled my brand new jeep on a turn yield. i warned him before hand to drive safe. still to this day have no idea what he was thinking

[@slappy8941]

I was canoeing one time with my wife on a small lake that usually didn't have a lot of boat traffic, and this idiot comes around the bend and nearly swamps us with his wake. He turned around and came back, I thought to check on us, but no, he was grinning ear to ear, and made another pass at us, but we were so close to the bank that he hit a submerged log and capsized as he was trying a hard turn to create a big enough wake to swamp us. We were on the far side of the lake from the boat ramp,, and it would've been at least 300 yards of open water to swim across to the other bank, and because this was an impounded river, there was no walking around. That side of the lake was a state forest, and it was at least five miles to the nearest gravel road, and nobody lived within ten miles. We left him there with his capsized boat late on a Sunday after everyone else had gone home, and laughed all the way back.

[@AimForTheBushes908]

😂🤣😂 What a douche bag. Hope he had no insurance

[@maanihamskii6392]

There is justice in this world......what a relief

[@Kennypowers51]

I will be honest, I had low expectations for this story when I started to read it. But I carried on and thankfully, it exceeded those expectations. Great setting, descriptions, and payoff at the end. 5 stars, would read again.

[@wahidtrynaheghugh260]

Haha yes! Hope you acknowledged his wrongdoings with a nice “f you idiot!”

[@joelglanton6531]

Lmao. That's a good story right there and you tell it well and to the point.

[@bestvirals3677]

"What tha fu**" always works on getting down to the nuts and bolts of any situation

[@finniemac3334]

“Yo watch me shred this lake” *30seconds later* Hits the one boat on the lake

[@bigwilly43729]

All I can hear is Worf saying, “PREPARE FOR RAMMING SPEED!!!”.

[@shaneallen4501]

Perhaps today is a good day to die?!?

[@RikkiTikkiTavi290]

It would be Honorable

[@kam1836]

Did he ever actually say that?

[@vettevet2002]

who’s Worf? don’t recall seeing him in ‘Animal House’;

[@bigwilly43729]

@@kam1836 he says it in First Contact when he’s the captain & his ship has been heavily damaged by the Borg. Just one of those things that’s always stuck in my head over time.

[@The__Outlaw]

HEY !! YOU SCRATCHED MY ANCHOR

[@acewinger6787]

try to steal my boat and you'll be answering to the fishes😂😂😂

[@lnigomontoya]

Should've had Attenborough narrate this failed mating attempt.

[@lonxv4090]

you are missing your ñ, Íñigo montoya

[@jeffreyb6165]

Dude you made me laugh out loud with the David Attenborough reference🤣

[@ext93]

"The 2 thirsty males approach the opposite craft containing several females and a protector male. Not thinking and relying entirely on the instinct to impress, the thirsty males show off their capabilities for high speeds and precise movements. One miscalculation, however, can lead to disaster. The thirsty males nearly injure the females and slightly damage the craft, as the females respond with profanity and disapproval. These 2 males will spend the night alone, and drink a fermented beverage to cover their foolish shame."

[@lnigomontoya]

@@lonxv4090 yes I had to pawn it. Corona hit everyone hard.

[@pameliam4024]

Snort laughed! Thanks. I needed that!🤣🤣🤣

[@VvsBuck5293]

Bruh 40 mph on the water feels so damn fast too. Hope mans had his brown shorts on that day.

[@mike47734]

Oh hell yeah anything above 30 knots feels really fast

[@Kenpachi69420]

You're basically a rock skipping across the water at that point lol

[@ripperlipper1016]

Going 28 mph in a 14 foot John boat feels fast

[@everlasting1237]

Going on foot at 5 mph feels fast. Thats crazy

[@johnnygunz2300]

Being from NE on the ocean... Most boats don't get much passed 20 knots. Me personally enjoy sailboat speeds even in a motor boat. It's too stressful to go that fast.

[@drakefallentine8351]

Registration Number right out front... plain as day. Got his hand on the throttle and looking right at you. Deliberate.

[@johnnyphd2584]

Good thing you got it on tape

[@Grizzly762s]

The guy in the other boat: *smiling in impending doom as he moves closer😃*

[@SonnyPlaystation]

I'm fuckin dead 🤣

[@amyhansen5785]

I laughed so hard at this comment. Thanks for that

[@LosDaGhost973]

😅

[@johnschauder]

I’m a fisherman and on the weekends at my home lake I have to be off the water by about 9am because of all the dumb pleasure boaters. The things I’ve seen out there would blow your mind.

[@dynamicphotography_]

Bro I feel this. I've seen things on the lake that make me question human existence.

[@TheSoundOfTwang]

Spill some knowledge on us landlubbers

[@johnschauder]

@@TheSoundOfTwang I’ve seen things similar to this video. I’ve seen a boat with a drunk driver hit another boat that was anchored at night. Also seen power boats cutting off sail boats, driving between my dock and mooring on plain. I’ve seen a drunk cabin cruiser towing two jet skis get it’s tow rope rapped around a no wake buoy which it dragged away and then ran aground on a shoal. And then smaller things like total disregard for no wake zones or direction of travel in coves or who is supposed to yield to who. As far as people just completely unaware that I’m trying to fish and annoying the shit out of me…it seems like wake surf boats somehow always find me and stay way too close for way too long. If you are unfamiliar, these boats have ballast sacks in the back and fins that come off the bottom of the boat to make their wakes as big as possible. They also go pretty slow and do relatively small circles compared to wakeboard or ski boats, so when they decide to wake surf near where I’m trying to fish (usually pretty tight to the bank) I am constantly getting bombarded with huge waves that I have to strategically position my boat so their wake doesn’t come over my bow. They have the entire 5,500 acre lake but these boats always decide to come really close to me. And one of the most annoying things is these two young girls that live near the back of the cove that my house is in. These girls are pretty young and love to ride their family’s jet skis. I don’t think their parents let them go very far from their house…so what they do is go about 60mph in and out of the cove, over and over again, for hours on end…all the time screaming at the top of their lungs like it’s a roller coaster. After about a dozen passes my ears can’t take it anymore. And don’t even get me started on the shit show that is the public boat ramp…

[@TheSoundOfTwang]

@@johnschauder Sounds like absolute anarchy. Thanks for sharing. I can almost picture it. In my country, motorized boats are not allowed on lakes afaik, but there are plenty of lunatics in boats near the beaches

[@johnschauder]

@@TheSoundOfTwang that’s too bad because most of the time other boaters out on the water are kind, courteous, respectful and willing to lend a helping hand. I have rescued people who have flipped their canoe and were panicking in the water. The one lady was so frantic she climbed her way onto my boat right over ten rods and almost got stuck with several hooks. I towed their swamped canoe and gave them a ride back to the boat ramp. I’ve also broken down or run out of gas on several occasions and fellow boaters have given me a tow back to my dock or to a gas dock. I’ve done the same for others many of times. Despite all the chaos that can happen out on the water, most boaters respect the code that you always lend a helping hand to those in need and never leave people stranded out on the water. My brother has even been towed back by a boat that was, at the time, competing in a fishing tournament. That is very commendable considering they were working on a time limit with money on the line. What country do you live in where power boats are not allowed? I would not like that law if I lived there.

[@glennoropeza3545]

At least it was caught on camera! Take his ass to court!

[@rbagboyz]

your insurance company is like no way that could happan". you : here look !!

[@meaculpamishegas]

After you already made it through that, phone still in hand, as long as it’s waterproof or you aren’t sinking, why would you stop recording? You know the next few minutes were very interesting

[@celticfox]

Do you know they stopped recording? Or did they just upload this small portion? I'm sure the rest of the video (information gathering from all involved) wouldn't be uploaded tbh

[@miketravelingdad5686]

It’s a KZbin short. The videos have a max length of 60 seconds and then cut off automatically. Likely this guy grabbed it and reposted it here. If you can find the OP’s channel there’s probably a full length vid.

[@ronnihayes7582]

At that point, he began to record his female counterpart's death threats and uncouth gestures. Probably thought it best to not provide damning evidence in the court case. Lmao!

[@crustynugget7398]

I think she had the phone hooked up to something to help record, it also could've just been a go pro. The guy even says something at the end "the *inaudible* is over here".

[@tpstrat14]

I’ve come to expect that. Happens almost every time . Either the videos are fake or they’re idiots

[@bridgetmounce8910]

They need to be arrested

[@tylerkrug7719]

Probably been drinking too

[@poppacapps5573]

@@tylerkrug7719 day been drinkin liquor and smoking refers too.

[@Notfiveo0]

Everyone knows how to pilot a boat until they get keeled.

[@rogueamerican20]

It was an accident. No doubt negligent, but definitely an accident.

[@charliepetricone8974]

AND get the shit kicked out of him.

[@DavidUSA2525]

Driving a boat exceeding your ability to control the boat is a recipe for criminal negligence.

[@joshj2130]

"ARE YOU OK" most nonchalant "ya" in history

[@howzerqwerty]

Damn, these Jehovah Witnesses are everywhere now.

[@Heytherebuds]

Nah covid

[@norclag]

HAHAHA

[@SW-Lopez1980]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@GLJoe87]

💀

[@LoneStarStinger]

My dad married one. I’ve been working on corrupting her kids (my step siblings) with Christmas and birthday gifts for years.

[@itsjustlukeRevive]

Personally, I do it at 20mph

[@cooperwhitworth7295]

As you should 😂

[@mrmotocross6819]

Hahah hell yea

[@mrmotocross6819]

Maybe 40mph if your in my favorite fishing spot

[@Charlies_Factory]

Other guy made that joke. It was stupid the first time. And then theres you.

[@ferrarivisual]

Wtf shut your lame ass up

[@danielklem8727]

Hey, you scratched my anchor!

[@Gtbie_]

That man just got that little boat and was wild

[@nuggetbunny5551]

Never drive into another car doing 100mph. Never fly a plane into a building doing 300mph. Never ride your donkey off a cliff doing 5mph. All the classic titles.

[@donttalkjustplay4274]

😂🤣☠️ the donkey one actually made me laugh

[@axlrozes1777]

lol

[@jinmark9453]

👏 👏 👏 👏 👏

[@barkingforeman4890]

You can fly a plane into a building going 600 mph though.

[@nuggetbunny5551]

@@barkingforeman4890 and if you have 2 planes?

[@jimbodice2672]

"What the fuck!" Yeah, that's a fairly rationale response and I agree.

[@kevinobrien5360]

and add how much have you had to drink.You could not be that much of a dumb ass sober.

[@jonesparza2323]

She just momentarily realized that's she's being inseminated by an idiot. It'll wear off in an hour

[@neesie130]

Did they get charged!!!!!