Bob Mortimer: Eggs & Animals | Would I Lie to You?

Something always smells funny when it comes to Bob Mortimer's Would I Lie to You? stories (and in most cases, it's not his pocket meat!). Here's all of Bob Mortimer's tales involving eggs and animals.
0:00 - Bob Mortimer, Chris Rea, an Egg and a Bath
6:30 - Is Bob Mortimer a Qualified Dog Massouse?
11:40 - Bob Mortimer's Pocket Meat
17:51 - Bob Mortimer Spider Charmer
22:10 - Bob Mortimer's Pet Owl
27:32 - The Cat With the Sprained Ankle
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[@josemaria8177]

Bob Mortimer is the closest thing we have to a mythological trickster god

[@loner8325]

A really wholesome one, too

[@nektekket852]

I always call him the Comedy Jedi, the man is incapable of not being funny...

[@ZsiZsiSzabad]

One of the Best comments I’ve read in ages 😂

[@Floninjalo]

He’s the real deal

[@TrevorCopter]

Comedy Loki

[@Matt-8989]

No matter how many times you watch these and even though you know where they’re going, they never fail to make you laugh. Comedy gold!

[@ansfridaeyowulfsdottir8095]

It just never stops being funny! {:o:O:}

[@egalomon]

I also never remember which ones are the lies. At that point in really doesn't matter anymore because the story made you laugh so much who the hell cares if it's true or not

[@yezhikvtumane210]

The look on David's face when uttering "What should I base it on, Bob" will never not be priceless!!!

[@MovieNut14]

That's the face of a broken man.

[@robinbreburda7493]

True true. And immediately followed by „OF COUUURSE!!!“ 😂

[@Emma-xd5fs]

Every time 😂😂😂😂

[@MovieNut14]

Why is it weirdly satisfying to see David completely fall apart when faced with Bob...

[@RickReasonnz]

Lord of Logic meets the Man of Mischief

[@user-mi1fh5pi6p]

I love how he's ruining David completely 😅😅😅, Bob's a legend 😅😅

[@Veilou24]

"Very fast company cars" and "Televised traffic" are absolutely brilliant descriptions of Formula 😂😂

[@gudea5207]

“He’s been about a bit” is the greatest understatement I’ve ever heard

[@DG-pu1lp]

I love that they always put Bob on Lee’s team so he can torment David.

[@AJ-em5rl]

whoever wrote that Chris Rea card deserves some praise. It really sounds like a plausible Bob Mortimer story

[@meatslayer5301]

everything sounds plausible when Bob is involved

[@vulkanac47]

well most of the story is true, he did do single with chris for Middlesbrough, bob is in the video

[@83gemm]

What doesn’t?

[@SykoticBanana]

Imagine poor Chris Rea watching this

[@S.Trades]

EVERYTHING sounds plausible when Bob explains it! He's just a legend on here! Worth every penny!

[@walmartsucks1995]

i dont care how many times i see his clips, bob's life is crazy and i love it

[@ThereAreNoHandlesLeft]

If you haven't read his memoir you owe it to yourself

[@j.2221]

"this is just a lump of meat and feathers" still gets me every time

[@83gemm]

It kills me that the gold doily was just a bonus tossed in there with no relation to anything. 😂

[@robharris8844U]

So was the egg! 😂😂

[@Gabriel-cv4vp]

Yeah, but these things are just soo Chris!

[@robharris8844U]

@@Gabriel-cv4vp eggeration ....?

[@MCglamour217]

I am in one of the darkest places of my life right now. I’ve watched this clip and many others with Bob and other wilty favs like Jo Brand, Rhod Gilbert, and Henning Wehn countless times and they never cease to bring me at least the slightest bit of light and joy. I can’t thank y’all that post these enough, and the people that do the show. As an American, I wish I had access to it on my tv. I hope they never end this series!

[@indianhistorybuff]

Best of luck hope life turns around much brighter soon

[@susantaylor5106]

Me too - very sad time for me but Bib manages to make me laugh ❤

[@MCglamour217]

@@indianhistorybuff thank you! 💕

[@MCglamour217]

@@susantaylor5106 ❣️

[@adambage]

Stay strong guys and girls. I hope the best of your past becomes the worst of your future! ❤

[@ropeburns1928]

Bob Mortimer is so naturally funny it almost beggars belief. And this programme is so heartwarming and light-hearted it really is a break from the bleakness of life.

[@BradleeRoss]

No one makes Lee laugh like Bob does. 😂

[@robharris8844U]

Lee runs the show when Bob is not on but when Bob is on Lee is in awe!

[@adambodhi431]

Just sheer brilliance. This show with the 2 team captains and Bob, for me, make it the funniest show on TV by a long way, just brilliant

[@mateuszScott9432]

Poor Rob doesn't get a look in!

[@adambodhi431]

@@mateuszScott9432 And of course not forgetting Rob 😁

[@ZolaClyde]

I never tire of Bob Mortimer, I can watch these over and over …. 🍳 ,🐕 ,🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🥚, 🕷️ , 😵🦉… 🥴🐈

[@mrquirky3626]

It's a shame this show only does 9 episodes a year. I need more David Mitchell break downs than that!

[@Kleavers]

Quality over quanitity though

[@barksyboyking]

Ah - another Bob Mortimer video to view 3768462 times. Excellent.

[@AeolianMusica]

As someone with a postdoc position in canine reflexology, I can confirm Bob’s description of dog massage is 100% accurate. Amazing for a man who never trained.

[@hundovir]

Ah yes, reflexology - that well known pseudoscience. "Postdoc"? Where? Mickey Mouse University?

[@A1937CX]

@@hundovirstop being a snowflake, it was clearly a joke

[@hundovir]

@@A1937CX Upon further reflection, I think you may be right! Getting difficult to tell these days with the amount of woo around. Is "snowflake" the right insult here? I thought they were into all sorts of woo.

[@Not_An_EV]

​@@hundovirComing from a purely unbiased source the number one buyers of woo and products that are clearly fake and will never work as intended are actually the right... so yeah snowflake is the acceptable insult.

[@TheMilkyWayFlid]

If there isn't a statue of Bob somewhere, we have failed as a country. Absolute legend

[@baab4229]

"Televised traffic" is such a David way to describe a Formula 1 race

[@Mrdreadwarrior]

The company car joke is one of the most clever jokes I heard him make. Gotta love Bob

[@chrishopkins3316]

Bob vs David is the WILTY equivalent of Carrot in a Box

[@HM-fu9qq]

Lee, Rob and David are absolutely brilliant together, but Bob is just a Legend

[@PastaRiiCe123]

"A ginger nut is not just a biscuit; it could also be a tentative testicle" 😂

[@AJ-ei3ee]

Imagine going to a dinner party and Bob is there telling stories accompanied by vinegar and pocket meat 😅😅😅

[@djmattc1978]

I must have seen these clips over 100 times and it still makes me laugh out loud.

[@AJ-ei3ee]

Same, I think I know it word for word now 😂😂😂

[@huckleberry12]

bob vs david is the apex of comedy.

[@Pantsman1973]

When Bob meets his maker, you just know every news bulletin is going to run these clips. What an epitaph.

[@JonnyBSmiff]

2:51 Debbie's face when bob says I tried to make it come is hilarious! 🤣

[@liammuhlhahn780]

"Let's forget about arms and legs, Let's go back to the basics of the lymphatic system." Might be one of my favorite things david mitchell has said. In, or put of context

[@ahmedhamada1423]

" I don't have to breathe in to breathe out." So where does the air come from? 😂😂😂😢

[@EHYHDY]

Bob Mortimer makes me proud to be British ❤

[@makeup-dances]

I could listen to Bob all day, he's hilarious. Nearly choked on my tea numerous times watching this😂😂

[@emilyzahora3330]

I just realized that David and Victoria sound exactly the same when they say “This is awful”.

[@yuppys]

I can watch this a hundreds times and still piss myself with laughter! It's all the little remarks he makes in between that get me.....

[@2dark09]

I watch this once a day 😂😂

[@silverislander]

If I am ever in a bad mood or having a bad day, I watch Bob Mortimer and everything is ok.

[@petejones879]

Bob is and will probably always be my favourite character on wilty

[@clairewheeler2937]

I laughed so loud throughout. Love Bob.

[@TheMelanda]

"it's all been a bit of a lot of talking" is the funniest panelist comment I've heard in years

[@AA-69]

Jesus...what must life be like in Bob's World 😂🤣😂

[@Merlin_Price]

It's as if his entire career was in preparation to lie to David Mitchell about ludicrous things.

[@ludoviclemaignen9432]

Fyi, egg white coagulate at about 60°C

[@youknowwho9247]

So definitely not in a bath. 😂

[@galiyan06]

Thanks for that!

[@johnnyjohnn281]

I won't ask. 😂

[@onelove154]

😂😂😂😂

[@franksfiddle9031]

"you'll always take them a bottle of vinegar ..." 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@danielarlay]

“what should i base it on, bob?”

[@gilwood7530]

All I need to see is BOB MORTIMER telling tales ...I'm a yank who is so happy I came back to brit tv after growing up on the Pythons and The Goodies ETC

[@andybeyer2230]

His books are absolutely incredible if you want some long-form Bob rambling

[@gilwood7530]

@@andybeyer2230 I'll have to give a look...thanks

[@AveragePicker]

Can we just get a show called Would Bob Lie to You

[@AJ-ei3ee]

😂😂😂

[@wendywatkins628]

Oh I think I have watched this Mortimer montage 10 times now, I'm still laughing at it. Bob is a national treasure!

[@paulpaul5606]

He’s a legend

[@BeansMcCoy]

Has Bob ever been on David’s team or do they just automatically torture David?

[@joelangley7974]

The latter, he was always on Lee’s

[@lindaj5492]

Bob’s posture & expression as he giggles are just delightful - like a naughty kid 😂

[@Momo-Trio-Buzz]

Don’t try drinking wine and cooking while watching… you’ll never get the stains out 😂

[@mohammedzahid1990]

This is hilarious

[@elizabethvarney7935]

Just brilliant .

[@DG-pu1lp]

Bob would be the perfect dinner party guest. What a wit!

[@nobodyanderson4353]

He would leave foot prints on your kitchen sink when he goes for a wee.

[@Giriprakash8]

What should I base it on bob😂😂

[@Mjhs77]

This man is absolute legend 😂

[@dej71]

Bob “Sheogorath the Prince of Madness” Mortimer

[@kevinfairclough4619]

Loved every minute. Lee’s brain is wired for quick comedy. 😂

[@rooty]

I wonder how many lies they come up with for Bob and he has tell them "no I've actually done that". Must be a lot.

[@S.Trades]

An owl with a colostomy bag? Only in Bobs world! This was indeed a VERY sick owl!

[@GAZWALMSLEY]

Bob IS Britain's funniest man - FACT

[@ElFimpo]

Bob is to pure ❤😂

[@gordonkerr7943]

With every appearance from Bob on WILTY, David becomes visibly more concerned for his own sanity! Bob is just a genius.❤

[@onelove154]

Bob "Can I just say. This is very disrespectful the way you're all carrying on." 😂😂😂😂😂😂 I can't stop laughing. 😂🤣😂🤣

[@lalduhawmachongthu2835]

Totally lost it when David said, "A ginger nut is not just a biscuit, it could be a tentative testicle" 😅😅

[@Downarabbithole276]

I friggin adore Bob.

[@unknownname1941]

There will always be one Bob Mortimer ❤️

[@koalabitches]

the first one will forever be my favourite

[@danielorgel3644]

Bob is just the best

[@christopherpenny5826]

Fun fact: egg yolk is genuinely a really good conditioner for the hair 😂 not done it myself though..

[@raymondanderson793]

Brilliant

[@marcushinton772]

I've read his autobiography and as usual there were many surprises!

[@PeteArmstrong]

Looking forward to the break 75

[@user-qx3eb2jx1p]

''Im GINGER about them '' 😅

[@malahammer]

What about the snipers friend and Inspector Bytheway 😭

[@magsjackson1530]

Just love Bob Mortimer

[@jackbuff_I]

He is a genius.. 100% genius 😂

[@yushamush9849]

Good Monson

[@djheedless5697]

I don't have to breathe in to breathe out hahahaha

[@paulcarden7568]

I thought that was hilarious but there was no reaction to it, from anyone, possibly and edit was made.

[@chrissparkes6497]

It’s Lee Macis reaction 😂😂😂😂😂

[@InanDante]

Even funnier when Lee collapses and bangs the table when listening to Bob's surreal explanations.

[@PatstarDeluxe]

The chemical analysis of the behaviour of the albumin

[@belindamay8063]

The egg story is the best ever.

[@carolynp3114]

All I want for Christmas is BoB Mortimer on Season 16 of WILTY because so far it hasn't aired in America and I'm sick about it.

[@going2Mars]

‘Pocket meat’!

[@belindamay8063]

‘A box of owl nourishment”!

[@mikeolly67]

Bob would be outstanding as our prime minister, he’d be able to make Britain great again

[@yaseen157]

Can't believe I'm still finding new clips! (Dog masseur)

[@tc2486]

I've seen Bob's sketches countless times and here I am in tears again!!

[@FidelChaztro]

He just muddies up the water to fuck and nobody can even remotely deal with it.Bob Mortimer is a genius.

[@Lamb208]

I’m peeing myself laughing

[@lindaj5492]

If it had been a gerbil, I’d have used a lute! 😂

[@stephenswistchew7720]

Funniest show on tv and none of it written or rehearsed all ad lib pure genius American comedy should see this and learn it’s funnier to be natural than some writers idea of what’s funny

[@KickassUncle]

Your new King hasn't done much yet, Britain, but he has a great opportunity to kickstart his reign. He should beatify Bob.

[@Trillock-hy1cf]

WILTY is just not the same without Bob Mortimer on it.

[@murielhylton3021]

Bob is sooo good

[@WillyoDee]

Might try this egg bath thing tbh

[@steveryan4410]

Does the Dog have a Tattoo..... iam gone i missed the next few minutes... GOLD PURE GOLD

[@DamianMartins]

Good Monson everybody!