BOB'S BEST 5: "You Are Not Gonna Have Diarrhea Any Longer!"

[@meganwright9763]

This is the best comedy show ever.

[@qmacker]

Megan Talley When I first came to the U.S. I used to watch this, thinking it actually was a comedy show.

[@meganwright9763]

qmacker XD That is awesome!

[@joebobb7349]

Megan Talley I know. I used to watch this show and just laugh my ass off. There was just nothing like it. Get outa there devil!!!

[@wblake1]

+Megan Talley The kind that earned him $80 million a year.

[@IggyMontpellierPro]

+Megan Talley The best standup guy ever.

[@mctropic]

All the directors in Hollywood couldn’t come up with a character this good 😂

[@nagilumsnangilima]

"Satan gave me this message... no wait, it was God!" Nope, you got it right the first time Bob!

[@RFSpartan]

HAHA

[@kenmarron1938]

talk about a freudian slip 😄

[@dr.tonielffaucet5988]

Haha Yeah, I hoyd dat🌠😆

[@LarryBizzard]

This shit gotta stop 😂😂😂😂😂

[@aarondaniel994]

Will Ferrell was born to play Tilton

[@andysorensen1737]

I now can’t unsee the resemblance.

[@peterbrennan1085]

30 years ago I used to get up early to watch this guy before work just to get belly laughs before the daily grind. So funny!!!

[@jodyguilbeaux8225]

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[@RamekGreen]

"Satan gave me this message" ...Yes he did lol

[@johncole5286]

5:41

[@kelinmemphis]

RamekGreen GOOD ONE!😂😂😂😂

[@Marcus_Thomas_]

RamekGreen His own mouth told that he was lying

[@uwewinkler2820]

hahahahahahaha

[@joefarrier5079]

Bob and Kenny Copeland always make a heresy hunters job very easy

[@Mara-d2x]

"Put some garbage in your spirit." That's why we're watching you, Tilty.

[@vasool82]

gotta love the fake phones ringing in the background , really makes it genuine

[@saltdiet7922]

I think its real. people calling him making him more rich.

[@ValleyoftheRogue]

@@saltdiet7922 Those phones ARE real. He had an area in the studio fully staffed with people to take phone calls.

[@AdmiralBison]

unfortunately they were not fake. Televangelists are multi-millionaires because Christians really do hand over their money "till it hurts"

[@IsmailofeRegime]

@@ValleyoftheRogue Yeah, Tilton in the late 80s and early 90s was one of the leading televangelists. He didn't need to fake phone calls from people convinced that God wants their money.

[@mikeortizjr.2186]

Oh I’ve been there when he was on the air. They were really calling. My boss followed him and Jim Baker. Been to his house. He had a upstairs bathroom gold colored all over. What’s odd he had a microwave in the bathroom. Imadked him why and he said that the house was so big that if his new wife had to heat up a baby bottle it was right there

[@KatMoleZA]

11:09 -" Satan gave me this message. ... That's a lie of the devil, I dunno why I said that" 😂🤣😂

[@TheTha411]

Lol the truth accidently came out.

[@RFSpartan]

This guy is so full of shit 😂

[@curtiscf1986]

“Satan gave me this message” Only honest thing he said! You had it right the first time Tilty!

[@roadhard]

I used to get higher than a kite and watch this guy with the volume muted. I learned alot and incorporated it in my persona in Corp. America. It worked.

[@jeremyj427]

The constant ringing of the phone cracks me up so much. This went down when I was in HS about an hour south of here. He was one of the GOATs of the televangelist grift. Incredibly gifted at improv. You’d tip your cap to the talent if it wasn’t such a sad con to take advantage of people.

[@curtiscf1986]

The fake phones ringing in the background is great!

[@opiegoldenberg2640]

in one of these "speaking in tongues" clips you can hear Bob say " mocha chocolatta latte" 😂

[@SimpleManGuitars1973]

He's right that the devil doesn't want YOU to prosper. He wants Robert TILTON to prosper.

[@vanni9283]

"Miracle refrigerators" and diarrhea...Sounds like a LOVELY combination!!! : P

[@IggyMontpellierPro]

+John McDevitt Only in Tiltonland!

[@adolfhipster1611]

As Frank Zappa once said "There is a big difference between kneeling down and bending over"

[@lolar.8778]

Haha

[@crypastesomemore8348]

Don’t eat that yellow snow

[@MrBernard0911]

This guy reminds me of a used car salesman

[@ilakha111]

bernard vorce he was a salesman before becoming a preacher. Irony eh?

[@christopherdawson9570]

That ol crooked bastard is a salesman alright.............he sells one product only and it's called BOVINE FECAL MATTER!!!😳😳😳👌👍👊😂😂😂😂😂😂💯💯💯💯

[@killyourtelevision999]

Stop insulting used car salesmen.

[@AdmiralBison]

"banana man" Ray Comfort was also a used car salesman before he got into the gig of being an evangelist. I imagine a lot of used car sales men are seriously asking themselves why the hell should they struggle making a commission selling cars when they can be an evangelist selling absolutely nothing and making far, far more money swindling gullible Christians. make up some bullshit and ironic ministry name like "truth in gospels" or "unblind faith" than advertise by preying on desperate Christians hopes and fears.

[@sroevukasroevuka]

Thats an insult to used car salesman.

[@robt9043]

I could watch this guy for hours….

[@PaperBanjo64]

Same here he's hilarious

[@wblake1]

He acts so euphoric so as to make you think that he is truly joyous and filled with religious enthusiasm. However, when you look at his eyes, they're pretty deadpan.

[@dflyboy420]

+miljenko1 he's filled with coke dude

[@rebeccaoreilly9461]

+paperman amen to the yayo theory. how people can't see that is crazy.

[@galacticunicorn6319]

He LOVES drugs!

[@d.dedrick7991]

He's a total phony, PERIOD! Obviously, he's NOT filled with the spirit of the Lord Jesus, LOL

[@ITILII]

meth is a helluva drug...and good ol' Bob will find out what hell is, too.....ho ba ba kanda hee habba habba

[@vengesinner8100]

He cracks himself up so much that he has to change the subject quickly before he he starts busting out laughing.

[@IsmailofeRegime]

1:31 "Bob Tilton never says nothing except what's in the Bible." 10:34 "Have you not noticed how that you have just been sitting at this screen for the last several minutes, and you've not budged nor moved? It's not an ordinary program 'cause you wouldn't have sit like that, sayeth the Lord." Apparently there's a verse somewhere where God talks about television programming.

[@jeankeats3200]

Have you noticed that Robert Tilton and the other fakes always say alabocosaaaa. Not only that he DOES NOT teach ANYTHING out of the Bible. He just takes a verse here and there and then just blabs on. Oh the cloth! Hanky Panky!

[@officialFredDurstfanclub]

“And the lord sayeth “hold on everyone, I need to tape Better Call Saul”’ (Matthew 3:12)

[@Snpiedog]

​@@jeankeats3200they are freemasons

[@burst33]

"you don't pay Safeway when you go to Krogers" and "into that female area" are some of the best ones I've heard.

[@alphabeets]

Lots of sexual innuendo in his speech. Not an accident…

[@Chris-od8si]

The best Freudian slip in Televangelist history! “Satan gave me this message…..”

[@joebobb7349]

"do you notice how you've been sitting at this screen for the last several minutes and have neither budged nor moved?" *LOL*

[@craig8692]

"Religion started when the first con man met the first fool." - Mark Twain

[@dtbristol]

I will not turn that "zapper." I live to obey Bob!

[@dtbristol]

I would braid Bob's chest hair into the sign of the cross if Bob commanded it!

[@fmcevoy1]

I'm sorry I missed Bob when he was on the air. He was the best comic on the air.

[@c.t.turner2123]

The memories of being 11 and 12 years old, doing imitations of Tilton

[@THATjeffdelaney]

"I want you to make me a cake." Man, his arrogance was unmatched.

[@MrTLace]

I have always wondered what constitutes a person to be labeled mentally insane. I know now it is this mentally insane Robert Tilton. He shouldn't have any problem before a judge declaring not guilty by reason of insanity.

[@gforce7four]

I'm all in Bob. You had me with the speaking in tongues. Just tell me where to send the money.

[@DrOctor3]

5:47 Send me a $1,000 vow Tilton, and I'll send you MY "special cloth" anointed with something that flowed out of me :P 7:00 I'm not gonna have diarrhea any longer?? No shit??

[@ladykay917]

😁😁😁😂😭😭😭😭😂😁

[@willard622]

a miracle refrigerator? I don't think he ever rehearsed his infomercials even in his prime

[@smalldollars]

He got trolled with the miracle refrigerator coming in the mail!! Trolls even existed in the good ol days

[@Katrielible]

They were better, funnier trolls back in those days. Today, they just tend to be annoying.

[@smalldollars]

@@Katrielible agreed

[@charlesrobinson7469]

I want the intro music for my ringtone.

[@davidhathaway2123]

"believers are receivers" Bob was certainly a "believer" considering how much he "received"--He missed his calling, what an entertainer

[@AFULLERROOFLIFE]

Thank god for BOB!

[@jeffersonrundell7540]

"Satan gave me this..." Yep!! Even Bobby, at times will speak the truth.

[@mikemc41]

"I'm just talking to believers" - AKA saps and suckers.......

[@epickcrom5606]

What an evil , sick man

[@markcarter9684]

Bob Tilton who said "I don't make this stuff up, we've seen midgets grow!"LOL

[@allisonettwein788]

I can't get enough of these vids. I laugh my head off every time

[@dntlss]

I think the comments here are funnier than anything, ha ha ha ha

[@zachuram]

Please keep posting these videos! They are hilarious and sad lol.

[@TeekiesPlace]

Talking in tongues is convenient when you have nothing of value to say.

[@wesbervig1272]

Amen bro'! You took the words right out of my mouth. Police officers, politicians and employers should speak in tongues; of course, they already do.

[@williamherr1369]

Wes Bervig Hahahaha

[@johnking5174]

Robert Tilton - The haemorrhoid of televangelism.

[@funkyflights]

Funny hearing the phones ringing constantly in the background ... It’s like some kinda hypnotist crap to get you to call in a donation because everyone else is !

[@Arctic_Falcon]

They were real. Tilton was bringing in 80 million a year back then -- by far more than any political party raised for the 1992 election. Think about that.

[@mikej7476]

Dammit, now I'm fuckin' constipated! From shittin' and grinnen' to gruntin' and strainen'. Thanks Bob.

[@mikemc41]

When W.C Fields said "There's a sucker born every minute" i think he missed the other 99!

[@whipwillis7958]

One of the greatest men from the Dallas area.

[@metaldams78]

Just a little chapel...just a little chapel...just a little....chapel. Bob Tilton works better than Pepto Bismol. Alleluia!

[@miket7184]

"But, these TV stations want money, and the landlord wants money. Oh, and the guy I'm buying the Gulfstream jet from wants money!"

[@crypastesomemore8348]

With such amazing hair, I’d buy anything he sells too 😂

[@joea.9969]

Im sorry to say Im growing out my wavypixie and its looking a lot pike Bob right now😅.

[@brebre3582]

Who else is here for the flip-flop mistake at 11:10 when he spoke in Satan's name. Then caught himself ... SMH 😅 😂

[@mst3k4evr]

I think it's appropriate that the initials for Success n Life is SNL because these 20+ year-old Tilton clips are a billion times funnier that Saturday Night Live is these days.

[@honeyspur]

Thank god for KZbin, I can watch Rob Tilton again! Hahahahaha!

[@BeakmansVoid]

"You're not gonna have diarrhea any longer." You all have no fucking idea how badly I've wanted him to say that for such a long time xDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[@jond1965]

Used to watch the scam artist years ago and laughing my tail off. Fun times

[@dtbristol]

What if I don't want a "full corn in my ear?"

[@smittykins]

What? I can't hear you, I've got a corn in my ear!

[@duffeldoffer]

That superfluous 'chin-grin', breaks all the known laws of biological physics. 😊😮

[@peggymorin8944]

His hair is nicer than mine. Sniff!

[@AcidRayne100]

If you send him a $5000 vow, he will pray for you to have hair like his, Amen

[@kenwickcook8413]

“You are not going to have diarrhea any longer. In the name of Jesus... I know that’s a strange word, but (stammers) it just came out of my spirit...” his spirit must have the trots

[@williamm6446]

There is an element of madness in all this.

[@Berbs73]

Can you imagine how he would treat anyone who pissed him off?

[@X-OR_]

Matthew 6:1-4 “Beware of practicing your righteousness before other people in order to be seen by them, for then you will have no reward from your Father who is in heaven. “Thus, when you give to the needy, sound no trumpet before you, as the hypocrites do in the synagogues and in the streets, that they may be praised by others. Truly, I say to you, they have received their reward. But when you give to the needy, do not let your left hand know what your right hand is doing, so that your giving may be in secret. And your Father who sees in secret will reward you.

[@bart234465]

You know what I will watch "Offrah" thank you very much

[@DrewMIATL]

“In Canada…Canadian people” 😂😂😂😂

[@SufferinSprings]

Been collecting it since it first aired, and also have connections to the same source that The Daily Show tapped into for the clips they showed on their "Godstuff" segment.. this was back before The Daily Show was hosted by Jon Stewart.

[@SmilingSynic]

24 hour Bob Tilton network? Holy shit!

[@meachster4316]

00:54 “Why don’t they get their fat….. ears open.” 😂😂😂😂

[@ringo8410]

"I'm tryin' to put some life in your spirit." No...you're trying to put some bucks in your wallet. You know these guys are crooks when they react to criticism this way. Reputable preachers wouldn't react so violently to critics.

[@HistoryandReviews]

Jesus reacted violently

[@ringo8410]

@@HistoryandReviews Jesus also wasn't trying to bilk poor people out of their money.

[@HistoryandReviews]

@@ringo8410 he praised a woman that gave the only 2 pennies she had so… and Peter keeled a husband and wife for not giving all their money

[@shannonsnowrogers4643]

So that’s where Taylor Swift got that… shake shake shake shake it off!!!🤣

[@interstellarwizard409]

Nothing like smokin a little and drifting into Tiltonland Hahahaha hahahahahahah

[@IggyMontpellierPro]

5:13 - Lauren Bacall-a, Bacall-a, Bacall-a...

[@toddstewart9070]

Channel 55 - The Power Channel.. LMAO. those were the days, 24/7 Robert Tilton in Dallas.

[@hollyw3332]

Bob is better than SNL!

[@fradaw6013]

How is this crook not in jail?

[@fredmckinney8933]

I think he was at one time, IIRC. Back in the early 90's, he got busted by the IRS.

[@Arctic_Falcon]

@@fredmckinney8933 No he didn't go to jail. And he's not in jail now because he hasn't done anything illegal. He said it best, he never twisted anyone's arm to watch his program, let alone send him money.

[@Sparrows1121]

Because its not illegal to be an opportunist, and religious freedom is one thing.

[@Shell.29]

This guy is STILL at it, though he's toned down the behavior. He has a website for"sermons".

[@IsmailofeRegime]

He was in his 40s when these videos aired, now he's 70 which probably prevents him from acting as... energetically. I'm not surprised he's still at it considering he seemingly has no other job skills besides bilking people out of their money.

[@Shell.29]

I didn't mean to delete my last reply to White Wizard. Anyway, I still agree with him. Tilton needs Jesus. In one of the new "sermons", he said something like, "I'm not ashamed to say God wants you to be rich."

[@markcarter9684]

A doctor asked if I had this pain before. I replied, yes I had and the doctor said, "Well you got it again!"LOL

[@BrianSmith-yq7ys]

Mark Carter WE HAVE SEEN LIMBS GROW BACK!!!

[@duffeldoffer]

Legend has it; there's a halloween costume shop (somewhere); thats sells hard plastic copies of Robert's $500 hairdo. 😂😅😊

[@duffeldoffer]

I'm still wondering after all these years, if RT isn't some form of computer artificial intelligence, or. Hollywood special effects horror movie . Just to keep us all awaiting the next sequel. 😊😮

[@HerbertAtkinson]

Any true Christian knows & sees thru this.

[@wulfbak]

He is evil.

[@ofcmom1106]

singing here-.> money,money,money.......money

[@matthewmedina9905]

GO WATCH OFRA! lmfaoo

[@SufferinSprings]

I am glad you noticed that. This aired over 25 years ago and to this day all my friends and I that saw this back then, still refer to Oprah as "Ofra". It's our little inside joke. One of many Bob quotes that have enriched our lives.

[@Gg-jq7ht]

He's the most entertaining of all the speakers of the Unknown Tongue.

[@geod3589]

People mocking this clown, but look how many believe in him!

[@stevie68a]

It's amazing how religious people will believe anything.

[@daveyjones3016]

hes not religious, he's a false teacher

[@bill4729]

he is pastor gas

[@Chrissytina2018]

Rebecca O'Reilly I'm so sorry you went through all that. I hope you know that those horrible things that happened to you were never what God wanted for you. People who do those things like that and uses Gods name at the same time makes me physically and spiritually sick. God truly loves you and wants you to be whole again. I'm praying for you.

[@mojomojo5779]

stevie68a Let's be realistic. Remember how wild the country reacted to Obama being elected? People crying at his inaugural? Nobel Peace Prize 6 months after election? Became a war president taking us to two more countries for war? Yeah, religious people aren't the only retards.

[@mchllhldr]

Dear Rebecca, Chrissytina is exactly right, in fact, the Bible predicted that at the end of this earth's history there would be people just like MrTilton that misrepresent what the true Gosple is all about. I'm really sorry that you have had to go through the ordeal with your Mom. You are not alone. Many, many people have suffered this sad situation as well. My dad left my Mom and five of us children when I was only six years old. I didn't hear from him or see him again until I was I was in my 50's. Because of him, my family went through "hell". We know that there is a God because of creation. How could all of the magnificent and wonderful objects of the universe come into being and operate with precise functions of order and purpose without there being a creator? Even more spectacular than that is the human body, how utterly intricate and mysterious it is that even the most educated doctors on the planet can't even begin to explain how life begins while in the womb. Go to the only place that can answer all of our questions of bewilderment. The Holy Bible. Start with the Gospels, Mathew, Mark, Luke, and John and pray to the Lord to open your eyes of understanding. He will begin to give you spiritual tools to be able to deal with all the perplexities that life has thrown at you. God bless you Rebecca.

[@LarryBizzard]

I tried shaking, it didn't work Bob, what's next?

[@ShutUpYouMong]

Bob, this chapel...is it a really big one? Or medium?

[@BrianSmith-yq7ys]

It would be funny if he spontaneously grew horns live on the air

[@3MP7Y]

"I need you to make me a cake today"....... "a hundred dollars"

[@turinhorse4232]

theres probably still fools calling this phone number right now

[@duffeldoffer]

Can anyone imagine sitting next to RT in a bar ; while just trying to enjoy a beer !?!? 😢

[@TheGreatAlan75]

I used to go to word of faith church..... I was a kid!!!! I had no choice . Those benches were hard to sleep on

[@duffeldoffer]

What was the name of RT's university of "Lunatic Ranting"(?); he graduated top of class.

[@joshuapaterson6002]

I like this guy. I would be his apprentice, and I'm an atheist.

[@jasonayers7301]

Who else is making farting sounds as they watch this?

[@MARTINELSA1]

Robert Tilton motivated people to improve their lives. Belief that something will improve is a large part of it improving.

[@d.dedrick7991]

THAT'S WHAT'S SO unbelievably unfathomable, IMO‼️ALL Tilton DOES, 90% of his shows, at LEAST, is solicit money by cajoling, pressuring, & shaming his gullible viewers into sending him MONEY, like a surrealistic, clown-preacher from Hell! Over this ENTIRE compilation, he ONLY quoted ONE single, short line, about giving money, surprise, of actual scripture & it's the SAME with longer, clips of single programs! It's SO SAD, and infuriating, that his loyal followers PAID HIM, SO MUCH, for SUCH ludicrous, duplicitous, insincere, parodies of "Preaching the Word," FOR their inspiration, & that he, THEN, tossed their heartfelt, personal, often desperate, prayer requests in the trash, after removing ANY cash or checks, of course, laughing ALL the WAY to the bank, especially when you realistically consider HOW MANY those sending him $$ were probably low income, &/or elderly, lonely, sick, struggling financially, addicts, physically, emotionally, mentally ill, desperate, ETC!! Tilton WAS, & sadly, they say, STILL IS, a COMPLETE grifter, PERIOD. He was NEVER an actual, biblical preacher, let alone, a respectable, HONEST "Man of God." If he made some people happier & better off, good, BUT, overwhelmingly, he SHAMELESSLY took advantage of, mostly, vulnerable people's religious faith, trust, & pocketbooks, FIRST & Foremost, for his OWN SELFISH GREED!! Sorry I've been laughing at his antics, I hadn't seen him in decades, but, it REALLY is OUTRAGEOUS, and it was/is ALL tax-free... Ugh...bodo tuv blam rada sito chi basa...LOL

[@Arctic_Falcon]

@@d.dedrick7991 The irony is most people who complain about Tilton also vote for politicians, and sometimes even give them money. I'd rather make a "vow of faith" to Bob to fund entertainment like this than to give it to a pedo in DC.

[@хип-хоп-канал]

Wow this dude is like a evangelist mobster 😎