BOB's BEST RANTS 1 - "We've Seen Midgets Grow!!"

[@Ezlivin]

Former midget checking in. Lovin' the new height. Thanks Bob!

[@rhagedorn]

+Marty Davis LOL! Keep prayin, you might be able to join the NBA.

[@samthehikingman9484]

Dam that was funny :-)

[@lifeandtimesofjonathanharr172]

Marty Davis bahahahaha

[@mikhailmikhail8740]

This is, underrated, the best KZbin comment I have ever heard!

[@GVGames1986]

haha very witty!

[@MatthewCaligari]

"we've seen midgets grow" instantly followed by "I don't make this stuff up" lol

[@Tampajoe77]

it's like he read my mind in the future.. because I was totally like, you're making this stuff up, Bob.

[@kevinmarkey9441]

wondered what happened to all the munchkins and oompa loompas must have growen up 😂😂😂

[@briansherwood139]

kevin markey yep still not funny dork

[@dalesfailssagaofasuslord783]

Almost like he knew people would be skeptical for some crazy reason

[@dalesfailssagaofasuslord783]

Wunsford Digglespit it just shows the insane cult like belief in religion people have

[@sanmcnellis94]

I was a happy midget. I was healed and grew 2 ft 5 in. However, my wife who is a midget did not believe. Now it is almost impssible to do a 69.

[@pablosori5980]

roflmao😂

[@edunlap6594]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@AFMMD-q8]

Awesome!!😂

[@francisphillips53]

LOL! 😅😅😅😅😅😅

[@francisphillips53]

Where’s there’s a will.. there’s a way. 😅😅😅

[@liberty5069]

He's the best "sit-down" comic I've ever heard. "We've seen midgets grow" I can't stop laughing.

[@pup1008]

He was/is a genius!

[@blogityblah]

I met a man who claimed God grew him at 26 years old from being a midget to 6 ft tall. His name was Jimmy Maynor from Benton Tennessee. A friend of mine helped him in his evangelist ministry. He did retain his midget voice and is now deceased. I have a few cassette recordings from when he spoke at a local church. Also he has a book on amazon called Go tell the world in which he speaks of his miracle.

[@sroevukasroevuka]

@@blogityblah con man like bob.

[@sroevukasroevuka]

Every prayer request with money we take the check and cash and prsy over it you will sell more. We then store them in our miracle infused dumpster where jesus himself reads your requests.

[@blogityblah]

@@sroevukasroevuka No you simply are too afraid to investigate for yourself because you fear the logical implications.

[@Spartacus32145]

What poor bastard sat through all of these videos and brought us the "best of"?? I say thank you sir (or ma'am)..

[@killyourtelevision999]

"What poor bastard sat through all of these videos..." THE HERO WE ALL NEED! Haha

[@grace-mz9fp]

THE SAME PEOPLE WHO BELIEVE WHAT TRUMP SAYS

[@overwatchgames6925]

@@grace-mz9fp Same morons who voted for Biden and Trump.

[@chilliecheesecake]

@@grace-mz9fp I don't know if you got the memo, but Trump has been out of office for a while. Anyways, hope you enjoy paying $4.50 for gas.

[@THATjeffdelaney]

Budweiser presents…”Real Men of Genius”

[@CulainRuledByVenus]

"Mandadabasata I don't make this stuff up!" The one brilliant phrase Joyce left out of Finnegan's Wake.

[@joea.9969]

Im not happy cause Im growing out my pixie and my hair at this stage is looking a lot like Bob Tiltons😅

[@jdaze1]

I'm convinced this guy was mocking the whole time. It's like a SNL act. You can just feel him laughing under his breath. I'm laughing out loud!!

[@Jimbo8012]

There's tonnes of micro expression leakage. You can pause Tilton at multiple points in this video and he's clearly smirking each time. Tilton's clearly a psychopath who loves preying on vulnerable people and he's gotten away with it his entire life.

[@tulsatombob2769]

"We've Seen Midgets Grow!!" sam babbdabda..."I don't make this stuff up" LMAO!!!!!! Some of the best all-time quotes on the internet.

[@svendevries3245]

„We have seen several people being delivered from the colostomy bag!!““😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😳😳😳😳WTF!!!😳

[@nickferraris9143]

Yeah they were delivered from it but they wound up being covered in poop everyday from then on. Seems like a bad deal if you ask me

[@svendevries3245]

@@nickferraris9143 I interpreted that as some kind of miraculous birth, if you see what I mean (alltough you would rather not I guess 😜)

[@thecurlew7403]

I had one but needed an operation to reverse it your Ass is for that stuff Bob.

[@smittykins]

"What's the gospel? 'You don't have to be poor and broke no more.'" Hmmm, somehow I think I don't remember that part of the Bible, Bob. Smh

[@waynewear5839]

In the 90's, grabbing my coffee and getting ready for work, Bob Tilton was a staple watch before starting my day. Nothing like starting out the day with pure comedy gold. I miss those days, wondering throughout the day...."who are the folks that actually send this guy their money?" Although Im glad they did......worth every nickel!

[@amigaze]

god bless ahl aaaah

[@eriksturdevant8589]

Couldn't enjoy a morning coffee and donut without Rev. Tilton, lol!

[@SurenaWilhelm]

You are lucky to have witnessed that in the 90's . I love America in the 90's and 80's.

[@God.Almighty]

love the pumping motion he's got going describing delivery from intestinal issues. like his forearm will miraculously reach inside the patient's colon and push all the waste out rectally.

[@johnwhite6334]

The estate of Michael Jackson should sue. I'm pretty sure Bob says, "Mama say mama sah mama koosah" at one point.

[@marsha-madness-super-badness]

John White I think Mike actually got sued for that himself. It came from a song called "Soul Makosa" by another cat.

[@aubrywilliams6158]

OMG I'm dead!

[@kelinmemphis]

DEE-YAAM!!!😂😂😂

[@briansherwood139]

Jim Jan jamonahh HEHE!

[@jedidahadser9385]

😭😭😭

[@flaccidego9468]

"I DON'T MAKE THIS STUFF UP!"

[@marioncobretti8210]

Arthur Fonzarelli when he said those words he was feeling guilty. This poor man..

[@BenjiiThatal]

I dont know why people trust him?

[@faith_alone]

I think his conscious pricked him for a second so he had to shout it down

[@mosipd]

"I'm talking about Harvard graduate, corporation of compensation, consultant management company", LOL! Good ole Bobby Tilton!

[@mikejohnson515]

Does such a thing even exist?

[@mosipd]

@@mikejohnson515 No, the whole point is that good old boy Bobbie is spoutin' some grand bullshit.

[@jameswilkinson6678]

​@mikejohnson515 Yeah, McKinsey is probably the most respected consulting firm around and executive compensation work is their bread and butter. It's crazy to think that Robert Tilton was a big enough deal to require such a thing, though.

[@axocopan42]

I need a harvard graduate corporation of compensation consultant management company that has been recognised as experts by the IRS to come and evaluate what my salary should be as well.

[@cherylbaker3353]

I have seen crazy but this guy takes the cake I can’t stop laughing, midgets grow!!!!!🤣🤪

[@wynamaarp7024]

"we've seen midgets grow" ( I bust out laughing ) he then says " I don't make this stuff up" ( I laugh even more)

[@msa4998]

It does take some measure of talent to stay in character for such extended periods of time.

[@tjrizzo1619]

Money

[@lagartijanix7776]

What a creep. Possibly the most unintentionally funny man to ever stand in front of a camera. It almost makes you miss him... ALMOST.

[@JSteph70]

Lagartija Nix 777 Well, there's good news. He's still around.

[@JSteph70]

+Kill0Your0TV I know, right? Hominebob, skeetledee dee dee, monifufu. (That's the best I can do to speak (type) in tongues.

[@ericvondumb2838]

HEY! Don't I know you? You said the same thing to me at closing time.

[@CaptainKenway]

@The Lightroom with Greta There'll always be vulnerable people for dirtbags like him to exploit. I always read comments about how dumb people must be to be suckered into sending money to this con man, and that may even be true. Yet being dumb doesn't mean that you deserve to be exploited. Nor does being desperate for some validation of your faith and desperately wanting to believe that Bobbo's telling you the truth. He's extremely good at what he does, and the proof of that is in the fact that he's been doing it for almost four decades now and is still raking in money.

[@Libertyjack1]

I think he was very intentionally funny. That was the draw. Despair was the hook...The Dirty Bastard!

[@crazysteve9390]

All of the creative talent of Hollywood could not create a character this good.

[@brianlooksaround6125]

I just love this guy. He is the ultimate mood booster. Hilarious. 😂

[@Kenshin6321]

0:43 I find it hilarious that he was confused on whether he had a heart or not. "The word of god in my...heart? I think that's the word humans use."

[@ArvelCrynyd]

The 73 dislikes are from midgets who lacked sufficient faith.

[@jedijackluther]

They just didn’t have enough faith

[@theweakestlink2278]

😂😂😂

[@francesvansiclen3245]

"delivered from a colostomy bag" ! oh my! bwaaaaaaaa! too hilarious !

[@Tampajoe77]

I make sure to keep sending him money so that I can stay at 6'3"..

[@mounts655]

Tampajoe77 that’s funnee.....best comment

[@lardo444]

LMFAO. "We've seen midgets grow." WTF???? I love this guy.

[@ultimask8er]

Amen bro! I was sold instantly the moment I discovered he had the healing power to make midgets grow lol XD

[@smittykins]

Video or it didn't happen, Bob. :)

[@danielcannon4727]

Truth seeker I'm weirdly interested in her videos. Didn't know I liked midgets.

[@brucelang1201]

The greatest comedian I've ever seen.

[@OlivusOrchards]

"What is the gospel? You don't have to be broke and in poverty no more." All those poor people Bob lead astray with that line.

[@nonyadamnbusiness9887]

People hate on this guy (with good reason), but he's very entertaining. The first time I saw him on TV, I thought I had turned on a comedy show.

[@whoelseeverdiedforyou1737]

Give this guy the prize for working harder than anyone else, to not have to make an honest living.

[@terribailey6979]

Peter Popoff also

[@reggieongoogle3583]

The “miracle prayer center in Jerusalem” @2:58 was probably a PO Box in Tulsa. 😂😅😂

[@RobertMuldooJP]

knowing this fraudster it was probably Jerusalem Arkansas

[@Paraplegicoctopus-jh3mn]

You know something is legit when the guy selling it has to repeat the phrase, ''It's not fake'' a bunch of times.

[@kwilli0930]

0:40 “See, I get so filled with the Holy Spirit and the Word of God in my…..line?”

[@johninjersey]

"Satan can make something out of nothing but Jesus can make nothing out of something" Robert Tilton ROFL

[@marphtwo]

Jersey John makes sense.

[@mikhailmikhail8740]

I think it should be that Jesus makes something (a miracle, an object) out of nothing. Because if Jesus makes nothing, that isn't good, right?

[@MrWc867]

Used to record him on the Betamax. However I would pause sections out and change the speeds as it was recording. Made an very interesting playback.

[@chadkline4268]

These are great 😂 Better than any comedian 😂 Makes my belly cramp with laughter 😂

[@syncsummit]

And the former midget is now known as Yao Ming. Thanks Brother Bob!

[@dillybug605]

Prosperity gospel = used car salesman

[@edinfific2576]

From a used car salesman you get at least SOMETHING REAL in return, and often for a lot less money.

[@amerika420099]

As a car salesman, his pitch is pretty good.

[@andtou1342]

Artorias Junge It’s a heresy, too

[@chrissheehan4774]

Used car salesman doesn't have millions of dollars worldwide from television 😂

[@zzascha5512]

You're not gonna have diarrhea anymore. I know that sounds strange, but, in the _name_ of Jesus!

[@nagilumsnangilima]

@ 2:54-3:31 "Every prayer request I receive, I personally throw in garbage (minus the offering of course) and then your prayer request is sent to the holy land that is known as the local landfill, and then your prayers are lifted up by the sweet aroma of garbage." "Manda le da casa focalia, silly Jedi!"

[@monicoben4740]

My hair is thin I want thicker Fuller hair? Stress takes my hair out! Thanks for your faithfulness to God! I've seen great and mighty miracles through your Ministry from the past.

[@kenamaro3942]

I use my old colostomy bag to store pennys- thanks .

[@markbuettner1451]

Nailed it with the midget thing. HE'S NOT MAKING THIS STUFF UP!!!!!!

[@peterbrennan1085]

Years ago I'd get up early before work and turn Bob on and drink my coffee and laugh and laugh! It was a great way to start the day in a good mood. I think the IRS finally got him, thus ending a great comedy career

[@chadkline4268]

No, it was a media campaign and mostly failed lawsuits that followed.

[@peterbrennan1085]

@@chadkline4268 whatever it was he was the worst of the worst. But funny? Shoot he was funny as all get out!

[@chadkline4268]

@@peterbrennan1085 I keep the 5 best of shows in my movie playlist to watch for comedy. But I also think it is serious data if you want to understand human nature and the reason the world is as it is. This explains how a free people fall into servitude. It explains politics and the reason people desire leaders, and worship other men that promise to save them from all their ills, as they lead them to hell 😆

[@brandonmikhailov3569]

@@chadkline4268 Spot on

[@72twist]

Miracle Prayer Center = Dumpster in alley behind the bank.

[@apollyonkatastrefia1586]

72twist jerusalem- dumpster behind bank.

[@Mark-sj3xb]

LOL

[@luismalaspina1565]

You are absolutely right, it literally was a dumpster in an alley behind the bank

[@72twist]

@@luismalaspina1565Yes it was. Aside from the swindling, this guy is always good for a laugh.

[@eazyaintpinpin4322]

I remember laughing about this watching this at 2am as a teenager. I CANNOT believe he never got locked up. Even funnier though is that people believed his nonsense and donated millions

[@rmo52]

No farts? This guy was great entertainment. I can only imagine his lawyers viewing the “Farting Preacher” KZbin things, laughing uncontrollably, and getting back to him saying, “Sorry, nothing we can do” 😉

[@trezmala]

This dude is a genius , one of the best orators ever. Lol.

[@readmelancholystrumpetmaster]

Too bad Will Ferrell came along too late to parody Tilton.

[@christaylor7916]

LOL

[@crazysteve9390]

No parody could ever top the real thing

[@martinleon3145]

That would've been hysterical

[@amelian9677]

Omg!!!!

[@chrissheehan4774]

Will Ferrell 🤮

[@juancarlosmontes]

He was ahead of his time. He's got upcycled lilac bathroom tile behind him before repurposing was all the rage.

[@luismalaspina1565]

Remember folks , it’s not fake it’s faith !! it’s not fake, it’s faith!! LOL

[@finnmccool684]

I just have one thing to say to this video: ho baba kanda.

[@ronaldshank7589]

He's a'comin' on a Honda!!! This guy, in reference to himself, was a liar, through and through!

[@scottysmulder464]

"I don't make this stuff up!" LMFAO I literally laughed out loud

[@davesuiter]

Buy Crisco for all your baking needs sayeth the Lard.

[@terryrwyatt]

G Town Dave thats funny as hell bro

[@bonichols8511]

HeHeHeHeHeHeHe.........hotdam i needed a gooood laugh. Theze "pricks" make me sick !!!!!!!!!

[@metalred74]

LISTEN TO ME, LISTEN TO ME!!! Ol' Bob would've been a better choice to play The Joker ( in the 1989 Batman film) than Jack Nicholson!

[@thisislaflaretv5250]

Whenever Bob states what he doesn't want to be. He is that

[@keithwilson6060]

“It’s not a lie if you believe it.” - George Costanza

[@monicoben4740]

I want Roy Orbison " YOU GOT IT " Anything I want blessings to overtake and HARASS me.

[@FredericaBimble]

'We've freed others from the colostomy bag'. Ok, I'm posting before I watch the whole thing but where are the farts?

[@shayneby]

This guys a good actor/comedian fleecing the gullible. You sir can have my money anyday!

[@Prayerwarriorpio]

Christ never made money, and never begged for followers. The churches that are materialistic and money driven do not belong to Christ. These “ministers/priests” that make money from Gods word, are not men of God. And Christ knows their hearts. Do not follow men, Christ 1st. They shouldn’t be asking you for money. Donations to the parish, of course, but to the priests is not the way they are meant to live as a father/confessor.

[@minsungsunsunyungi]

"I hear the Lord saying YESS YES YES YESH" alright calm down Bob

[@michaelcollins7511]

Miracle prayer center located conveniently out in the dumpster by the alley. Lol

[@The1707regina]

he looks like a older Joel Olsteen, but crazier ...without the big smile

[@michaelcampbell7919]

This guy should be the poster child for con artist.

[@cherylbaker3353]

He’s not even a good con artist it’s As if he is a comedian portraying a con artist that’s how bad it is

[@sidkrantz9533]

12:45 Brother Bob, call on Line 1 for you from the Anti-Defamation League

[@johnbull9195]

"The only thing I ever see is the prayer request" As he is putting them in the bin on his way home from the bank

[@heidisierra9833]

Damn Yo! 😊😂 You are right tho. Did Bob show up on UK television? As a Texan I do apologize!

[@keithwilson6060]

I watched a documentary featuring an early associate of Tilton. He revealed that Tilton INTENDED to be a conn man and thoroughly enjoyed it. His act was carefully crafted art.

[@mcervantes362]

Right around 3:22 he has a Freudian slip and says "sweet selling" instead of "sweet smelling."

[@PatrickCA]

I should call him. I have an internal digestion problem! Oh wait, I just had to fart.

[@JacanaProductions]

This guy was as high as a kite most of the time. I first came across his youtube antics with the farting preacher - an all time youtube classic!

[@GrassValleyGreg]

Man, Bob is a sight for sore eyes. He truly does have healing powers lol

[@definaj7532]

I'm telling you theses con artist are every where, what's scary is we don't know when the next one like Bob is coming, they come male female, black white old and young, lol

[@GrassValleyGreg]

defina jones There will never be another Bob Tilton lol... He is amazing.

[@Spartacus32145]

GrassValleyGreg Bob was alright, but the Ultimate Warrior was the shi*

[@LehmanAaron]

Spartacus32145 Well said, good Sir.

[@GrassValleyGreg]

Spartacus32145 Indeed

[@GVGames1986]

4:47 "I am here by the spirit of cod".

[@monicoben4740]

You're truthful! Midgets can grow, I want to be 5"8 & 175lbs in 2023 may God bless you more!

[@redlightspellsdanger7177]

But that’s overweight!

[@mykylc]

Spineless from the start, sucked into the part Circus comes to town, you play the lead clown Please, please Spreading his disease, living by his story Knees, knees Falling to your knees, suffer for his glory You will Time for lust, time for lie Time to kiss your life goodbye Send me money, send me green Heaven you will meet Make a contribution And you'll get a better seat Bow to Leper Messiah Marvel at his tricks, need your Sunday fix Blind devotion came, rotting your brain Chain, chain Join the endless chain Taken by his glamour Fame, Fame Infection is the game, stinking drunk with power We see Time for lust, time for lie Time to kiss your life goodbye Send me money, send me green Heaven you will meet Make a contribution And you'll get a better seat Bow to Leper Messiah Bow to Leper Messiah Witchery, weakening Sees the sheep are gathering Set the trap, hypnotize Now you follow Time for lust, time for lie Time to kiss your life goodbye Send me money, send me green Heaven you will meet Make a contribution And you'll get a better seat Bow to Leper Messiah Lie.

[@blitzshriek999]

mykylc Mr. Hetfield, thank you for stopping by!

[@pinesiskin59]

This guy wouldn't fool a two year old. Scary how dumb some people are!

[@oscarholley891]

He's a little different than the rest he's some thing else he's funny an serious at the same time and the stuff he says even telling us how he's held accountable by multiple agencies is funny no one would even bring up being accused of being fake like he does

[@avoiceunderyourbed]

It's like Simlish mixed with the silent echo of farts that are stuck in my head from the farting preacher videos

[@KneedleKnees]

"Well some folks say, 'i thought Jesus was white', and others say 'I thought Jesus was black', I tell you he is Jewish. Sorry about that." GEEZUS KRICE!!!! I can't get over that

[@clightning9703]

"well i heard Tilton your taking the money... i never touch the money thats a lies of the Devil... i never see it or touch it, all i ever see are the prayer requests"...(he proceeds to talk about his personal earnings using corporate language & it's documented he threw those prayer requests in the dumpsters... so he did touch them, he just didn't read it)

[@lionelraoul]

I'm hearing guilt from a television personalty, I'm sensing he's an evangelist, he's hurting, in God's name, I know he's out there in shame and despair for stealing millions from all to trusting people as he danced and made noises like the mentally challenged all the way to the bank. Like 666 is the same forward and back, I'm sensing his name is the same in both directions and that demons are working through him, inside of him, WOAH!, in God's name I cast the demons out. Praise be to Jesus!

[@pablosori5980]

wtf is wrong with you??? are you freaking serious?

[@lionelraoul]

I'm not sure what you're asking me. I am series that this guy is a nut.

[@pablosori5980]

Lionel Raoul in shame and despair??? The dude is laughing all the way to the bank. Just saw him the on tv. He is doing the same thing. This guy's know religion is Bullshit and they exploit people's ignorance

[@lionelraoul]

I completely agree with you. I was mocking him.

[@thisislaflaretv5250]

Lionel Raoul I see you listen to him alpt

[@markbailey2417]

I´ve been watching this guy for years. My three favourite comedies are Fawlty Towers, The Office (UK) and Pastor Bob.

[@Clothed-with-His-Glory]

He calls himself a Prophet.

[@jeanniecole614]

I would be "consoled" if Bob never showed up on the airwaves or the internet, ever again! I'd consider myself, "DELIVERED!"

[@genecorrado]

Would be really a lot funnier if it weren't for the fact that there are hundreds of thousands of people who watch this and send him money.

[@Sean1983]

Makes it even funnier.

[@Nick-uw2ju]

​@@Sean1983not really. These were people who had no hope and nothing to lose.

[@joea.9969]

@@Nick-uw2juhe will answer for his misdeeds

[@PEACEFULWARRIOR999]

We've seen birds brake dancing we've seen cheech and Chong up in smoke we've seen jimmy hoffa grocery shopping in pathmark we've seen the back of my testicles without any mirrors

[@SenorZorrozzz]

He looks as if he was driven by drugs.

[@HeyDude93gt]

Don Diego Vega It’s money that drives these types

[@OUSoonerinDFW]

No. Dollars. He's goofy, though, all right.

[@Arctic_Falcon]

Bob did cocaine.

[@jeremyn6825]

He did Coke and was a heavy drinker. Alcoholic. I try not to judge but seeing people and listening to people like him, yeah makes you wonder who Jesus is really testing.

[@Frst2nxt]

He talks like Mr. Rogers. I think he was a jokester constantly trying not to laugh.

[@anomie1595]

Whenever he says "I'm not" or "This isn't", insert a fact about this man.

[@billyrayhoward9904]

Thanks Bob as a Midget got tired of everyone's ass in my face... It bothered me having my nose in every bodies business

[@damienjurado120]

Did you remove the hour long compilation video of Robert Tilton? It was my favorite video to watch. Please consider bringing it back!

[@Xenotypic]

"its not fake, its FAITH!"

[@toobfunnybunny]

the more he speaks, the more he lies. amazing.

[@RogerKnull]

He did have great hair.

[@yelnats1000]

This guy is got to be the best dramatic actor I have ever seen.

[@Jimbo8012]

It's like if William Shatner had no morals, gave up acting and decided to be a televangelist instead. 😉

[@daveogarf]

He's no Calculon ("Futurama").

[@troywright359]

"Those new cars weren't created for the devil and kids, they were created for God and His children!" Uh....about storing up treasures of silver and gold.....

[@redbeardsbirds3747]

Hey you guys.....It is so fun to keep clicking the pause button and laugh at his stupid facial expressions ...especially from 0:41 to 1:24. Me and my wife laughed so hard we had tears in our eyes! TRY IT !!! LOL

[@SufferinSprings]

Excellent suggestion. Bob's incredible rubber lizard face was capable of some weird micro-movements (trust me, I've seen it in person) that can only be captured with the pause button and quick clicking finger on the mouse.

[@terr777]

Red Spaniard and don't forget to add your own fart noises when you pause!

[@HereForAStorm]

..... I kept waiting for him to fart

[@ApplyUrBrain]

He never touches the money. LOL

[@RobertMuldooJP]

the lies of the devil!

[@smartdevilevil]

Mandada basata HAHAHAHA WTF