The Best of Bickering | Gone Fishing | Bob Mortimer & Paul Whitehouse

“CALM DOWN, MORTIMER!”
When he’s not falling over, Bob's favourite thing to do is to annoy Paul as much as possible. Paul’s favourite thing to do is keep him in line. So, here’s the best of Bob & Paul's Bickering.
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[@manicstreetpreacher200]

'Bob, you're so needy.' 'Do you know your problem Paul? You don't appreciate me enough.'😂

[@davidsmith6859]

I've watched every episode and I once thought it was a fishing show but actually it's a love story. Two best mates having the time of their lives together. Ten more years please.

[@alanjones5786]

Have these all recorded watch them over and over beautiful friendship beautiful filming

[@JJONNYREPP]

The Fall - Words of Expectation (live)

[@barnaclefelching4079]

Twenty

[@annpage7676]

This and the repair shop restore faith in humanity. Thank you boys.

[@bobscullion3533]

well said Mr Smith

[@Paddy.C]

I don't know why, but Bob shouting "SHIT!!!" and throwing the flaming stove is one of the funniest things I've ever seen. I must have played it around 20 times, and it still makes me laugh. Bless him.

[@davidec.4021]

Man i’m crying i swear to god that was amazing

[@jpbroadwater]

"Sorry Paul, I just panicked a bit there."

[@redeyerob2176]

He threw it like a live hand grenade, i had some laugh at that too

[@horse5407]

It’s soooo funny.

[@jakeriese4862]

Clever ay it, chucking a fire at grass, how about if the grass started ablaze, for a solicitor, Bob is thick sometimes

[@alexbailes91]

Bob's unbridled joy at catching the bass made my day

[@teamcrumb]

made me cry with happiness lolz. wot a sap i am

[@davidbreden2267]

That moment alone should've won an award

[@georginashanti4605]

Now I know exactly how Bob set fire to his house as a kid with fireworks. He's still got it! Lol 😆🤣💛

[@jakeriese4862]

Clever ay it, chucking a fire at grass, how about if the grass started ablaze, for a solicitor, Bob is thick sometimes

[@CB-xr1eg]

@@jakeriese4862 Can't believe you actually posted that idiotic comment twice. And what does "clever ay it" mean?

[@deadeyedan8217]

Threw that travel stove like a grenade 🤣🤣 had me crying that. These too are amazing. "Please Don't strike me" 🤣🤣

[@wendywoo154]

I’m not sure I can put into words how much I love this programme. I just wish my dad was around to watch it. ❤️

[@Whoops1587]

I love how when bob hooks a fish his screams must scare every other fish away within a nautical mile

[@Richie65afc]

Bob would be a nightmare to go fishing with, but if you want someone to make you laugh on a trip, then you wouldn't go far wrong. These two are just so naturally funny.

[@natural09100]

The wee gas bottle was like a hand grenade ... cracked me up 🤣

[@jakeriese4862]

Clever ay it, chucking a fire at grass, how about if the grass started ablaze, for a solicitor, Bob is thick sometimes

[@dougieladd]

The world is a much better place with these two gentlemen in it. Absolute legends.

[@DenkyManner]

"What the hell do you think you've got there?!" "Crossbow."

[@dancesontheceiling]

You cheered me up! The 1st time I saw the “pig’s trotter” exchange, my ribs hurt from laughing.

[@nickpalm65]

I just saw that for the first time. My ribs are killing me now!

[@Grecianfan1]

Everyone needs a Bob in a cupboard. To pull out on tough days.

[@bettyboo8214]

This show is an absolute gem. So enjoyable watching these two.

[@fourtwosandalf149]

"Cos it will be shitehoused" spat my drink everywhere. Great stuff.

[@jjdecani]

"Bob Shortimer".

[@mariahoulihan9483]

I'm going to call you Shortimer. lol.

[@shannondudley3757]

The love i feel for these two men knows no limits.

[@ChrisH78]

I never knew my grandparents so I've adopted these two.

[@rebeccabrookes6086]

@@ChrisH78 oh I love that!

[@alisoncourtney9347]

Ditto

[@pseudonayme7717]

@@ChrisH78 Which one is Grandma? Silly question, we all know how well Paul plays a woman 😁

[@PetroicaRodinogaster264]

@@pseudonayme7717 hmm suits you sir! 😅😂

[@alexvaraderey]

Just two old friends being daft together. Brings a smile to my face.

[@chrisb8075]

Hilarious, life-affirming, warm and real. Bloody love them.

[@garygrowcott7273]

Me and my Austisic Son love the show! We watch it every night before bed,it's so calming and hilarious at the same time. It's helped us both so much because I have suffered from depression/anxiety for a long time now!! But it's the highlight of our day to watch the episodes,the Double Meatballs skit in season 1 is our favourite at the moment!!!😂😂😂❤❤

[@sarahmartin7987]

I'm autistic and me and my Mum watch this show too and find it so calming. I'm quite anxious at the moment and it's literally the only thing that helps! I'm glad it's helping you and your son x

[@hunterwilk]

I hope y'all are well friend.

[@GreenKreeper]

2:58 has actually made me cry laughing. The genuine panic. 😂

[@theurbancrystalhealer6952]

Same! 🤣🤣🤣

[@cnrbsmth]

There is a trauma in his eyes

[@Barracuda007]

"shit... SHITTTTTTT!!" XD

[@Jaya365]

He had visions of standard fireworks going up in his mums kitchen kzbin.info/www/bejne/iKLQlWZvfMl3rdk

[@SCMelArts]

In a "fight or flight" situation, I think we know what Bob would do

[@kevinroche3334]

I finally sat down and watched some of these clips, here in the Czech Republic - I have never laughed so much in my life. God, I miss England sometimes! When they were lying in the grass, I could smell it...and the humour...I want to go home!

[@connieb9034]

Bloody glorious television, and that’s something that’s hard to find in this day and age... long live these two kings

[@mariahoulihan9483]

I really cannot imagine it working with any other nationality other than British.. the sarky pee taking.

[@lip03pd]

We NEED a compilation of all of bobs catches his reaction to hooking up is primal levels of joy, like a child with sweets. It's brilliant

[@jacemofo]

That bass he caught was the fish of a lifetime! Bob:aaaaaaahhhhhh!!!! Paul:calm down you bloody fool 😆😆😆

[@jjdecani]

And then I love the way Paul goes into 'professional' mode and is all..."keep it taut... don't reel!...move here...DON'T REEL!" and Bob is all "I'VE GOT ONE I'VE GOT ONE I'VE GOT ONE!"... *frantically reels and waves rod around randomly*

[@sebastianp9370]

I bloody love these gents, were all just getting older together

[@SvenSvenson1]

Bob called into the shoe shop where I work in Stockholm. Unfortunately we did not have his size, he wore odd socks. He told me he was filming the salmon Bob gave me his autograph and I have it on the wall in my kitchen. If you read this Thanks Bob.

[@teamcrumb]

yey!

[@alexc2505]

Bob the loudest fisherman known to man !!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@erinmaree1987]

I showed my Dad a montage of "Don't wind!" and he cried laughing at how reminiscent it was of our fishing trips together

[@user-pq9xw8pl6g]

We need these 2 in our lives more than ever these days ❤️

[@electricbreeze]

Couldn’t agree more 👍

[@digitaIgorilla]

Makes you feel a wee bit less isolated in your aging when you have someone else to take the piss out of 😂

[@laurencemontague8331]

That’s so true ,I go fishing by myself and it’s much better when you can take the p..s out of a good mate ,for when they have made a cock up haha

[@lucieni]

I love Bob Mortimer!

[@Mumbles274]

Someone needs to do compilatioon of all the times Paul says don't wind!

[@hilarylannan9657]

That should have been the reel title of the show!

[@peterbissett3997]

Mind the rod

[@Jamie_Pritchard]

You can stick your Dancing with Stars on Ice, and your The Only Way is Sussex type shows. All you need is two ageing geezers arseing around and having a laugh together and you've got TV gold 😊

[@theurbancrystalhealer6952]

When Mortimer threw that fire I lost it 🤣🤣🤣

[@jakeriese4862]

Clever ay it, chucking a fire at grass, how about if the grass started ablaze, for a solicitor, Bob is thick sometimes

[@stevejardine3914]

Just great being able to to take the piss so freely. What good friends are for. LOL

[@michaelj2528]

Just Brilliant the two of them together make me laugh so much , god knows we need something that make us laugh . Well done lads looking forward to the next series

[@hellodave5389]

Just absolutely class mate 👍

[@karendrage9366]

Best of mates..best scenery..best laughs. This deserves awards. Totally brilliant!

[@aaronwoodhead2964]

When Paul laughs at Bob...4.21 and many more it's a true I can't hold it in laugh, joyful laugh..it's an I'm happy laugh

[@Knotaro_bot]

For just these few moments, everything is right with the world

[@DrLazerbeam]

came back to watch the grenade bit but forgot about "paul...please don't strike me but your left foot seems to be a pigs trotter" I've been watching these guys my entire life and they never fail to make me cheerful.

[@sweetwater5030]

Where has this been in my life! I can finally die complete

[@SCORPASRULE]

I just love the excitement each of them have for each other, whichever angler catches a fish. Simply awesomeness

[@scottryan1989]

DO NOT MAKE DRAWINGS OF THAT CHAIR 😂😂😂😂😂😂 these two are absolute legends 😂

[@dingopisscreek]

bob's chair looks like something the early pioneers of flight might have built. bob + crossbow = SCARY!!!

[@dougie2112]

Best program on tv, love it when Bob falls over all the time

[@ldm7532]

This is refreshing in this day&age

[@uzpuz]

the best show on tv by a million miles.

[@philsmith214]

I love all these shows may they never cease , a great comedy duo.. .

[@normplatt7549]

Great to see pals, a chuckling and enjoying life! Practice the fisherman handshake!

[@rebeccabrookes6086]

Best 10 mins of the week, had to keep pausing as kept missing bits laughing, when Bob said "I put a flump on", can't lie I nearly wet mi knickers. Honestly can't you make a longer series next time

[@domc2909]

That flump bit got me too!

[@danjames4086]

Me too. His daft face...and why a flump in particular we may never know.

[@xigbar1994]

Such great British humour. Love it.

[@pseudonayme7717]

@@danjames4086 Bob always knows the exact funniest word for any situation 😊

[@teamcrumb]

TV gem stone. BBC seriously lucked out. Turns out we all just need some more time to hang out and enjoy play time with good chums in our lives and everything feels 1000 times more manageable and golden. Does make me sad that so many folk don't have these things in their lives, but if you can't have something for yourself then there is the chance to be pleased for other people who are lucky enough to experience them. That sounds harsh but this acceptance doesn't have to have us on our knees comparing ourselves with other people. Thats how love works. The grace of acceptance vs the shame of feeling we're not doing well enough. We are conditioned all of our lives to feel we are not good enough. Fight that shitty feeling, my people. Your generosity and kindness and fondness for other people and their good times is your greatest gift and a wonderful skill. Going outdoors, and just seeing what i find, plants and fungi and animals is my bliss, and a few dear friends that make me laugh and challenge my perceptions. Sometimes i feel so low and can't see where life can move to that isn't more low, other times i love life so much i hope for another 50 lifetimes. If the fates don't allow we can still love things.

[@dandann8237]

bickering! just 2 friends having a laugh

[@neilfoddering921]

I reckon that this is the funniest, most heartwarming programme on TV.

[@teamcrumb]

absolutely with you on that 100%. and it's just two dear souls being real with each other and arsing about. all the money spent on TV programmes and all the hype, turns out we all just love to see people having some time to enjoy the joys of nature, loving life, being real enough to discuss their mortality and vulnerabilities without milking it and lots of beautiful arsing about. Oh and the fishing is good too

[@neilfoddering921]

@@teamcrumb Nailed it!

[@John-et9yl]

The best programme on TV by a country mile.

[@276tracey]

This is the only channel that I really do laugh out loud ...wish you could put one out every day..

[@canoli72]

Wasn’t aware that stir sticks were mandatory for tea. Bob and Paul make the mundane tasks seem sublime. Well done.

[@waynelovell1958]

I’ve watched every episode of every series and countless clips on here again and again. The best of 🇬🇧

[@BOBYEZYOV]

Hello darling. Classic response! Can't beat a somewhat dysfunctional bromance - great stuff

[@aml1234561]

Possibly one of the very very best things ever to appear on tv anywhere.

[@philsmith214]

Love these two, they have such a laugh together, in this world of uncertainty its great to see two mates hanging out just having a proper laugh 👍

[@natureisallpowerful]

I'm sorry Paul I panicked 🤣

[@vlctor1]

Just like when we went fishing with mates as youngsters kicking the chair over, throwing the gas canister in panic and the massive surprise when you catch something bigger than a tiddler. Mind you the hat would of been half way down the river. Absolutely brilliant would love another show..

[@donlione9812]

I do not laugh at much, in fact my wife says I have no sense of humour 😐 but when I watch Paul and Bob together it makes me laugh and envious of their friendship together 👌 keep them coming please 🤗

[@christinehales4222]

Same in this household The only 2shows my husband laughs at are this & Dinner ladies

[@mrgrumpy70]

I keep hoping to run into Bob in his local town so I can beat the two of them. Not only have I had stents, I also have had a triple bypass. The cherry on the cake is my cardiologist and surgeon are both Prof Redwood and Mr Young who treated each of them. They are forever bickering about who had the best treatment and clinicians and would love to play my trump card to them.

[@paulgrant371]

Two Genius just out there acting the bollix.... brilliant 👏

[@debwarren608]

There is something joyful about watching these two! Please keep them coming.

[@Franzen90]

I don't know what it is about the northern accents but when Bob talks it's just funny, just like Jonna from AC/DC. Love it!

[@ianmiller865]

omg am crying so much, been watching bob 4 years, but this is another level.

[@mackembillyboy]

I like to fish, although I'm not an expert fisherman, but I would love to spend a day fishing with these two. It would be so much fun it wouldn't matter if I caught or blanked.

[@petercopley1242]

🤣🤣 brilliant, we need these two running the country 👏

[@teamcrumb]

yes!

[@petehydes1423]

I cannot tell you how many times ive watched the shows, its on repeat right from the start !!!

[@paulm5443]

My wife and I have watched all 5 series, 3 times. The friendship, humour and photography are all brilliant.

[@jimmorrison4291]

I'm so happy when they catch that bass

[@sxmmieftw]

The screaming over the bass had me🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@mauricebate5069]

Just finished reading Bobs book "And away " very funny but also very touching !!!great read 😊😊😊😊

[@RIXRADvidz]

Now that I know this is a thing, I'm in FAST. Whitehouse? Mortimer? Yes Please, all you can give me. I can take it. I Laugh LOUD !!!

[@marybarratt2649]

Had to buy the videos, because Paul and Bob are so funny. Very watchable and they are lovely people. I think a lot of people envy this friendship and how wonderful the series was. No time to be bored with these two, for sure.

[@petebuck9889]

Absolute comedy gold. How can it not make you smile

[@nickwilliams1065]

Never been a fan of either as comics then this show came along and boom, the dynamic to the relationship is so tight and the fact they bicker like an old married couple is just so funny and refreshing. Their brutal honesty about their lives has made them even more appealing.

[@jjdecani]

Same, only I'm a big fan of both as comics. :-)

[@Isleofskye]

Not even Bob on Will I Lie To You or Paul with Harry Enfield in endless sketches, my friend?

[@jennifercurtis6071]

Wish I had a friendship so strong and unconditional as these two. Xxjcx

[@naomicoward4687]

I love the friendship between these two.

[@bryanpotter]

Superb gentleman, simply superb. Thank you...

[@natural09100]

Thank you boys, for the happy times :)

[@alisoncourtney9347]

Brilliant what more can I say 🤣🤣🤣!!!

[@richardchurchill8081]

These two are gold.

[@danielmoore7976]

Sometimes tea looks grey 😂 these two are barmy in the best way imaginable

[@JonseyWales]

That gas cooker!!🤣😂😅😆

[@notlrachtron]

Love love love this show , brilliant humour and such a simple concept ….can’t have enough of those two gems

[@jibberjabber2957]

These two are the only people keeping me going.

[@teamcrumb]

i know how you feel. they represent a human spirit that is endlessly golden. when i get really low i often just chain watch the whole series on a sunday. caught myself doing it one day and felt really dumb, like oh i'm so sad watching them and not being them. but then i felt kind of lucky just to see them and think about their nice times. it's like witnessing Winnie the Pooh and Piglet doing their thing. If the good times don't happen to us at least there is the grace and joy of loving other people and being happy for them. on other days i feel really golden in and of myself, and i just can't wait to go outdoors and botanize (i love native plants and fungi). hope life is being kinder to you. you might think this is a weird thing to say but using the I ching really helps me pow wow with myself. seems v kooky at first but just see if any of what it says to you aligns with thoughts that are useful to you. it's a 2000 year old book called the book of changes from China. it's not a guide to life or motivational speak and it's not fortune telling, it helps us find the kernel of our selves that feels lost and it just enables me to self reflect and value myself more than circumstances often allow. there are lots of online sites. I ching with clarity is a good one. all seems very befuddled and wordy and daft and lofty at first, but i promise you, give it time and it will help you frame how you see things and show you in time how much that has to do with how we feel. all the best to you

[@teamcrumb]

I Ching with Clarity is a decent online version

[@kathleengordon5623]

I love their show

[@rortrp]

Dear Paul en Bob, thank you for your series. I’ve seen all more then once. My resolution for the upcoming year(s) is .. being more silly. And giggle more. You are my inspiration.

[@cormackjames]

can you smile, ok can you frown, can you look surprised LMAO!

[@timalder8940]

Great show with a comedy genius and a madman.

[@kathhurley7137]

Absolutely adore these two. Piss my pants every episode x

[@joethelion6016]

Now I've discovered this isn't really about fishing I'm going to watch the lot. Love these two 😊

[@dianesmart9207]

Guaranteed laughs they are both brilliant!!x

[@jessegee179]

Bickering sounds like a town, on the River Tetch 😊

[@moonstarer55]

Great programme with 2 great fellas

[@JPLamoureuxsTravels]

I’d give my left knacker to go fishing with Bob n Paul … you two are pure magic lol x

[@davidmaughan708]

much as i like them too....knacker off?...not that much!!!

[@karm42yn]

We go bass! CALM DOWN, MORTIMER!!!!

[@samgarrod4781]

To see them fishing somewhere I know well warmed my cockles.