The Best of Bob | Gone Fishing | Bob Mortimer & Paul Whitehouse

"FETA CHEESE"
Bob's main role is to annoy Paul as much as possible and generally get in the way, fall over, or both. He can also be found cooking 'food' and retrieving his fishing line from a tree. We've rounded up some of his best Gone Fishing moments for you to enjoy.
Do you have a favourite moment? Let us know in the comments below.
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[@rosiemaxwell36]

You know you're dealing with top quality, when even the video length spells 'BOB'

[@eckyboy555]

Well spotted, your absolutely bob on.

[@kevinkellow2582]

Amazing!!

[@willmalcolm9926]

Top work chap

[@robertoseveno]

hahaa Bob's ur Uncle

[@Bleachman555]

@@iamtheresurrection5603 bob*

[@oshada]

“What caused that?” “I were fannying about” A phrase I’ve come to use very often in my life

[@joegleave8656]

It's the shame in bons voice for me. He sounds really disappointed in himself

[@MB-dg3lr]

When he talked about the flame inside of him, I felt that

[@apinkegg789]

Bob is just joy personified. Love him.

[@Whattobecalled]

I knew about Bobs famous pocket-meat but not the car-meat. There you go :). Blessed be the Bob Mortimer.

[@FussyPickles]

i'm 20 years younger than bob and i still hope he outlives me absolute treasure

[@koalabitches]

im about 40years younger than him but i rlly want him to outlive me

[@danielclarke2264]

Whenever my mood takes a turn, I can always rely on Bob to cheer me up. What a man!

[@Lostpilgrim_UK]

Agree

[@jayjayb89]

Bob is such a national treasure.... We must protect him at all costs

[@Gen7486]

Protect him from what? It’s pathetic that I’ve read this comment under almost every Mortimer video. Are you really that desperate for attention you’d recycle other peoples comments for likes on KZbin?

[@pseudonayme7717]

Anyone else think that maybe Bob doesn't actually like fishing, but just really loves being with Paul?😁

[@sstills951]

@@Gen7486 thank you. I see these ‘protect at all cost’ comments everywhere.

[@jayjayb89]

@@pseudonayme7717 maybe a bit of both 😂😂😂

[@__dur__bridge__]

@@Gen7486 Well said my friend

[@skookumjack]

Paul's take on how mould could be the key to Bob scoring the the girls had me spitting my coffee out ha !! Absolutely a national treasure these two......

[@MightyMouse350]

Bob is a delight. Genuinely think he does not get angry ever, doesn't seem the type 😊

[@Blackcats2228]

I love Bob. I don't suppose he's perfect, as of course no one is. But he's just innately funny and seems very willing to share the limelight with others. He comes across as yielding and easy to get along with. There are so many 'assertive' types around nowadays, always demanding their rights etc. So Bob is refreshing and likeable, and above all makes me laugh more than anyone else.

[@ktuluflux]

Literally every word out of Bob is gold. Like how is it possible?

[@micsten]

Bob Mortimer is my favourite human

[@DoYouFeelLucky]

Wot a right pair o' broom 'andles!

[@elliottcoombes]

Why would anyone ever succumb to hate and sadness in this world when we literally exist in the age of Bob Mortimer

[@TR0G]

When all the world is turning to muck, this show is my goto for some gentle humour.

[@davebamber64]

Best thing on TV ever. I just sit there with a daft grin on my face.

[@alexmousley7213]

I recently read Bob,s autobiography which was touching and lovely (and a tad scary in detail about medical procedures) and haven't seen the Gone fishing series (yet)- there's something life affirming about these two in their natural environment.

[@gdr408]

Paul and Bob have to be the funniest old geezers around… they should do a special last of the summer wine..

[@DebRowley]

Both gorgeous and hilarious. Hard to believe Bob was never scooped up by Pan’s People with moves like that.

[@fishypie]

when i feel low i watch bob and paul then i feel happy

[@michaelj2528]

Just watching these two cheers me up and makes me , they are national treasures . When Bob said your what appears to be a Trotter just made me lol just hilarious once again well done gentlemen so funny

[@stephenmcmahon5833]

One of the best shows on TV. No hidden agenda, no BS just honest banter n criac. Well done gentleman..

[@CB-xr1eg]

craic*

[@enzoman444]

Can’t wait for new series. It’s the best thing that’s been on tv for a long long time.

[@theabandonedhunter3604]

Totally agree

[@RioRav]

Same here!!

[@Stuffthatsfunny1]

Pretty much the only thing I make sure I watch live

[@theabandonedhunter3604]

@space bar yes later this year I believe 🤞

[@enzoman444]

@space bar yes indeedy

[@sanseijedi]

Hanging about with Bob would make me happier and life would improve. The randomness and good nature would expand and squeeze out any negativity. Plus, well, feta!

[@viatrix03]

Oh my goodness, I didn't know this existed, but now I must watch it all. Bob Mortimer is an amazing and hilarious human.

[@bethdevoe2842]

Oh, I have such a crush on Bob. Thanks for the chuckles!!

[@garulusglandarius6126]

Bob, the best of the best ! Adore this kind, funny, caring, self deprecating, generous, loyal, warm hearted , completely lovable man. Long live the Bob ❤

[@destrainor7389]

This is by far, the funniest and most entertaining content on KZbin (and TV). You guys never fail to bring a tear of laughter to my eye. Pure gold! What a couple of propa broom andles!!

[@LawrenceB123]

Surely you could have had your pick with your mould collection 😂

[@The13thDukeofWybourne]

Cottage cheese is the only cheese guaranteed to please!

[@davidpatterson1574]

It just don’t get any better than Paul and Bob

[@digill13]

I love both these lovely guys. They just feed off each other and make me giggle and laugh out loud so very often. Xxxx

[@IMHAVINHOOPS]

Paul and Bob are national treasures. Bob’s unique way of looking at the world is just joyous and Paul is a seriously underrated talent. Love them both. Can’t wait for the new show.

[@WhatInTheDeepestShadeOfFeck]

I hope these two national treasures go on forever, and this wonderful show with them

[@theabandonedhunter3604]

I absolutely love this programme!! Always puts a smile to my face, some great fishing to! 🎣

[@BlackCountryPiker]

My wife and I are sat here in tears of laughter 😂😂

[@kitersrefuge7353]

The two are just a hoot to watch. What gets me, is their physical state...they are not +that+ old, but both are creaking at the seams.

[@gregorydillon9167]

These clips mean so much to me. I live in the U.S.,and would love to watch the full episodes

[@stevebutterworth1937]

Me too!

[@ChrizRockster]

Full episodes are available elsewhere on KZbin.

[@carenmontgomery2384]

and me too!

[@carenmontgomery2384]

ooops- just saw this ...I'll look...thanks!

[@SteveMikre44]

I laughed from beginning to end...

[@TGDarwell]

The pigs trotter kills me every time without fail

[@BradGoyvaerts]

3:19 You can catch a glimpse of Bob's Fuji 9 there if you look closely

[@islandgirl581]

Even my 14 Yr old daughter has to say FETARR cheese!! Neither of us can say it properly any more 😁 Paul you are a great friend to Bob obviously. I think it was the end of series 3??? when the credits rolled to "Thank you for being a friend" I sobbed lol. Love to you both, thank you 💖

[@Scrubber89]

I still quote “Feta Cheese” to this day In bobs Geordie accent 😂

[@rabfraser1234]

absolutely love theres two who ever thought of this pairing on this format is a genius,,

[@Oddy...Tr13]

I do the mould growing, I call them jars of life 🤣🤣

[@happyapple4269]

Loves bobs bob de'niro impression.

[@zkpl1]

"I suspect you saw the police coming, did ya?" - brilliant

[@josephgooding9863]

When Vic & Bob did a song called "Dancing on the Sealink" it made me think these two could do Gwen Stefanis"What you Wading for"😁

[@jenni48.32]

Great lads, your both the simple joys to life.Great working class heroes.

[@CougarSmoocher]

I have never even seen these blokes before and I know they are British. Good on ya mates.

[@CB-xr1eg]

You know they are British, could it be their "British" or "English" accents that gave it away?🙄

[@hectorhtaylor]

I absolutely love these two together. One time ‘B’ boys are just spectacularly perfect together and perform way beyond any ‘supporting’ roles they did. If there’s a script (and I hope there isn’t) you wouldn’t know. I can’t see how they can run out of ideas - it’s just two geniuses having a chat. Irreplaceable.

[@AdeptHavelock]

Chuckled all the way through my porridge this morning 🤣

[@nolanzebrathree]

Just wonderful wonderful telly. Pair of legends

[@stucook9587]

I roared at this 😂 but the Deformed foot photo scene had me in fits 😂

[@theflyfishinginstructor6014]

Love this show, as a fly fishing instructor I always discuss the programme with my customers

[@nicholas958]

Anyone remember the advert where Bob got his way of saying 'feta cheese' from?

[@sweatymrkim4578]

Bob and his groin cutlery.

[@joegleave8656]

'what caused that?' 'i were fannying about'

[@jamesaddison2428]

Two legends of comedy, how could I not subscribe?

[@direwolfen]

Aww.. cheer up Bob.. when I was a wee lad my grand parents would look after me, everytime I would pour my nanas tin of buttons out and sort them (size, colour, animals and texture) then just put them back before doing it all again the next time

[@Nicolchu_]

Feta Cheese without Pea's, accompanied by Car Meat/Chicken... You've changed Bob, you've changed

[@natureisallpowerful]

It's gone to is ed man

[@DaveSlaz]

Squeezy cheesey peas will make a perfect toppin'

[@jtlampsu2]

@@DaveSlaz as long as the weather is, scorchio !

[@Nicolchu_]

@@jtlampsu2 Ethh, eth, eth... Bueno Estente

[@michellepenfold4697]

Absolute CLASS! We definitely need more of these two on TV! Makes my day!

[@kerryellis491]

Love you guys - you make me smile and bring joy on the darkest days , please keep doing what you do x

[@Tugger4me1]

You two cheer me up and make me chuckle no end, we are of similar age and have had similar heart issues or at least I have had exactly the same as Bob. We have the same sense of humour and find the same things in life to ponder on. Please look after yourselves and keep the snippets of old age madness coming.

[@bubbles356]

It will be a sad day when we loose bob, absolute comedy, athletico mince/parsnips make my day at work enjoyably

[@SuperlunarNim]

Cuts him off mid-sentence "You finished?" Bob: "Yeah."

[@exsappermadman25055]

Love these two, esp needed in these screwed up times more than ever.....I caught a Carp once!.......

[@Boppa1260]

He's a much younger man is he your son.🤣🤣

[@normplatt7549]

Dang ! Great comradery at its best! No fish biting this day? I must say ,by the way!

[@lisamariecrossland8890]

Never fails to put a smile on my face, great start to my weekend. On that note, time to pack up my car & cast a few. Tight lines 🎣

[@bridiebracey]

I literally fancy the pants off of Bob Mortimer

[@lesley4085]

Just love these two ❤

[@terencebarrett2897]

Absolutely brilliant these wonderful pair of real people and real talent" TALENT Entertainment we like, love,and what our body needs,it craves and feasts on entertainment food its what we live for ,it gets us by day by day""because,all of what media brainwashed xxxx its hungry ,go go on get yourself a slice of laughter,and real food entertainment" I promise you'll enjoy it

[@oliverprain7613]

Something something something national treasures.

[@clareberry1254]

I don't know how Paul doesn't react to half the things Bob does, but his lack of interest is hilarious 😆

[@beth12svist]

And the best proof that they've known each other for a long time!

[@scottryan1989]

The best video I’ve ever seen 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@rogerrawlings4257]

you two are nuts!!🤣

[@niguel4438]

Brilliant. You’re a natural Bob.

[@paulhill1379]

Briillant.😊🍻

[@olewurtz7625]

Cheer up Bob. I liked and is now a subscriber 😊

[@hastings66100]

Cheer up Bob 😂

[@frankduffy2413]

Utterly brilliant

[@craigwillingham9511]

Wonderful, funny and very civilised.

[@quicknickdriver8510]

Am reading Bobs book, absolutely love you guys, hope that cheers him up a bit

[@moiragoldsmith7052]

Bob... such a funguy! 😁

[@ArchLarch]

He falls over like a panda 🐼

[@patbyrne5162]

Car meat I'm dead 😂😂😂

[@NevilleBamshu23]

Bob is the mad uncle we all need..

[@rickroll9086]

Come on Bob, keep that little 🔥 burning!

[@chrisscanlan7703]

Brilliant.

[@megaflux7144]

thank you for fast show!

[@elaineshakeshaft2830]

You are so funny Bob😂😂❤❤

[@BionicRusty]

Thank you, lads. Made my day. 🤣🤣

[@carollloydjones5735]

OMG! That was so funny! 🤣🤣🤣I love Mondays! Thanks lads! 👍

[@Chris-kc6nv]

LOVE these two! When Paul pushes Bob (4:50>) 🤣🤣

[@steveharvey4036]

Brilliant

[@Rincypoopoo]

I taught my son how to culture mold fungus in a jar. I understand Bob's selection procedure of things likely to add fester to a good culture. The neighbours moved away after my son broke a jar in the lane. It had been in a bunker for several years being fed now and then. The stench was truly appalling and lingered for many days...

[@martinhutton66]

Beautiful ❤️

[@purehyperbole5727]

I used to grow mould as a kid. They were called 'experiments'.