Comedian Matteo Lane Does Bob the Drag Queen's Makeup

[@thecavekooks]

Seeing matteo be bad at something for once is humanizing him lol.

[@calisongbird]

LOL right???!!

[@rainbomg]

Yeah, you could tell he’s not used to it! 🧡

[@marcelocarvalho669]

right?!

[@aldranzam3456]

he's not even bad, he did pretty good! Just lacks technique hahaha and blending, any blending!

[@Soeia.ElliotClark]

There was no blending at all. 😂

[@MegaMoviemaker13]

It's very rare that a face of makeup will look worse once the wig goes on. That is a true achievement

[@DianaAnkudinova1]

Llololollllll

[@hfchhvdt418]

Spot on! I was thinking the same thing.

[@Sirlgglesworth]

I mean the contouring gave her a double chin, so that's... a skill.

[@cavaalli]

lmao!!!

[@Tao_Tology]

Lol, the make up had a helping hand.

[@brooke6198]

@@Tao_Tology Nurse! Ooh, nurse!

[@JoanNoArc]

​@@brooke6198 NOT NURSE 💀

[@lexaprosody]

😂😂

[@WendyDahling3]

I’ve been obsessed with Matteo recently. He’s hysterical. Bob and Matteo great match.

[@-norsecode-]

Matteo was great on Celebrity Jeopardy. So cute.

[@WendyDahling3]

@@-norsecode- I’ll have to check it out.

[@andraarwen]

Yesss😂 I love them! And ofcourse Nick

[@dixierae3442]

Believe it or not I just found him a week ago. I have been binging like a crazy person. That's one of the fun things about finding someone late on KZbin is you don't have to wait at first for a new video. When I got this in my recommendations it was an absolute dream. I can fairly say of all of the people I've seen do Bob's makeup I was sure Matteo would be in the top five and I honestly believe that his is the worst makeup job I've ever seen. Bless his heart and Bob's as well for allowing this indignity.😂❤

[@randychampion184]

i have been down a rabbit hole, here on KZbin, with each of them, individually. So to see them in the same video feels like a weird but welcomed crossover!!

[@diegobellavia]

Marina and the Diamonds Electra Heart Radioactive Homeless Realness

[@tylarrrr11]

This made me SCREAM

[@anyways1715]

Stan marina

[@lucaria6164]

So Marina with no diamonds

[@Nessiechan]

Marina and the Cubic Zirconias

[@irishrunner27]

marina and the crystal meth >_>

[@Noververify]

As someone who has worked in digital art, I can see that Mateo was genuinely trying but the medium of makeup is just too new for him

[@FourbnTask]

I don't know how to say this any other way.... Bob is at her best when she's harassing white people LOL

[@Natasha_4]

😂😂😂

[@omargarza9111]

Facts!

[@larazanz]

She’s mentoring

[@Jacesmith03]

😂😂😂😂

[@src3360]

Have truer words ever been typed???? lmao

[@amyc6223]

Every time he's confused, he just adds highlight😂

[@christinecannibal844]

"I need a lighter color to highlight" "Well I don't usually use a lighter colors than these" "WELL I NEED A LIGHTER COLOR" "i don't have white people makeup." LMAO

[@Picachki]

Highlighter was the last thing needed. Honestly though the shape of lights and darks weren’t that bad! My Grandmother had a similar look wearing her moomoos and Gawd she looked fabulous going to the piggily wiggly.

[@sagasnow3499]

@@Picachki may the placement was terrible

[@I2AmUS]

🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

[@gabihernandez9360]

That self boob grab by Mateo in the beginning 😍

[@meredith_8111]

I’m getting Noxeema during the “She’s a Lady” scene from To Wong Foo with the bottom lashes

[@Ray_Vun]

miz cracker looks so different with a mustache

[@azlxns]

I think you mean kameron micheals

[@j.j.714]

You guys are both right lmaooooo

[@Demi_P]

MY EXACT THOUGHT

[@lilbohbeat5785]

J. J. Jesus all three of you are so right wtf is this

[@lilbohbeat5785]

Loolll

[@D15-e3f]

Why does it feel like Matheo's only reference for drag makeup was the silky's makeup tutorial 😂😂😂

[@mikeegeologo7680]

Dead ☠️

[@jpblack2148]

Oh hell no if she pulls out a sharpie I am done

[@marlonsmith7911]

Bob is killing me sitting in this chair looking like a old black lady who finna hit somebody with a fan🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@sibertater]

See above: Burn victim. Skin grafts are not your friend.

[@phniedwn]

The final result looks like she started the night out looking fabulous, and just went real hard at the club.

[@BritInvLvr]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@stefanodelempicka6464]

In the words of Trixie Mattel, “Every white gay thinks they can do drag”

[@thedeetzes]

Totally

[@szlendak1368]

it’s true and they can

[@noelleirina5628]

@@szlendak1368 clearly not

[@elimanrique9625]

@@szlendak1368 delusion... convince yourself

[@noelleirina5628]

@bertas ulozevičius you misunderstood the way Trixie used the word then. It's used in the sense of capability, not in the sense of allowance

[@septicember]

Matteo using the same 2 products for half the video now is KJILLING MEEE

[@cliffordmontero42]

Bob making faces like they're in a remake of Get Out is hilarious

[@googlyotterr]

This is just as chaotic as Brittany Broski doing Trixie's makeup and I AM HERE FOR IT.

[@meganacker4326]

"Are you cleaning the powder" "Yeah I'm Italian"

[@agrajnagarkoti7130]

Lady Gaga found dead in a ditch 💀

[@azlxns]

I was WAITING for him to say he's Italian lmaoo

[@richsoup7154]

I’ve noticed he always finds a way to mention that lmao

[@eiephants]

Bob looks like that one time Rupaul did his own makeup.

[@alias3660]

the Joanne's Fabric Store joke went UNAPPRECIATED

[@peachpanda96]

Bob’s face while he looks on in horror at the black paint stick...girl I’ve rewound it 7 times and I cannot get enough

[@katsweeterly2039]

I almost died, after the 11th time I started to calm down. A tad. It's BLACK.

[@sethroy4318]

we're laughing at poor matteo but in fairness he is doing it like a painter would do it

[@missundies]

Never painted the highlights first, lol, I feel like a painter/artist still should have the logic to figure out which order the layers should go on

[@jpblack2148]

Right I keep thinking like this is a great painting of Bob out of drag

[@oldvlognewtricks]

A painter who had no plan and started with the foreground…

[@cornylope6800]

Watercolor painters generally start with the lightest color

[@oldvlognewtricks]

@@cornylope6800 Only because it’s a transparent medium with lots of bleed. I’d say in this case it’s less about which tones were first, and more start with fine detail before laying down broad foundations.

[@tomrichter5460]

When Bob is bald, pretend the WHOLE GLITTER BACKGROUND IS HIS HAIR

[@oldmatejez892]

How quickly Matteo lost his confidence was both heartbreaking and adorable... I felt that!

[@RobbyRockaholic]

I think he was joking and he’s just a passionate soul lol but didn’t wanna keep going with the joke . I was kinda relieved he wasn’t gonna keep up some kinda shtick the whole time lol and yes he’s soo soo cute ugh I’ve never been more into a mustache

[@k.a.u.4599]

As a painter who doesn't know anything about makeup this is so funny bc everything he's doing I'm like yeah that makes sense and they're making fun of him ruthlessly

[@LookerStenographer]

Matteo: *tries* Bob: ***WHEEEEEZE***

[@beardoodle9835]

Artists working with living canvases is always a hoot. I realize Matteo isn't a "career" artist, but he's totally approaching it from a painter's perspective, and it's so funny to watch 😂😂

[@lilib2416]

He put 5 layers of foundation on him and none of it on his neck im

[@wohdinhel]

“are you CLEANING the PRODUCT?” “yeah, I’m Italian”

[@namelastname7434]

*Bob and Monét always talking about Mateo*. Me: so this is the man in question.

[@SomeWhereInTheMiddleGenX]

Oh and you could def see his artistry coming through.... all the artists out there completely understand why he went about it the way he did.... and why he was so focused on lights and shadow.... when working on a 2D plane those are your most important attributes.... without having proper light and dark placement you can't ever break the third dimension. Anyway, I think he did a really REALLY good job!!!! For having never put makeup on an actual human, and knowing his back ground it knocked it out of the park!!!! If he would have cleaned up that blend, really worked that powder iNto ALL of that foundation.... i have a feeling with his background, let him do this one or two more times and he would probably NAIL that look!!!! And I have to say it again, he just has such a sweet and kind energy about him!!!! Sending lots of love you guys!!!! Def a fan for life!!!!

[@seemsfishy23]

Yes! That’s why painting sculptures and painting canvases are such different processes!!!

[@jjb.9329]

When she called us bobbleheads I really felt that 😌💅

[@olubukonla7352]

👜1st!

[@Ajajqiqjaa]

hiya what is a bobblehead😢😮

[@rhihidi]

@@Ajajqiqjaa Bobs fandom name

[@ML-xh6rd]

The absolute funniest make-up video I have ever seen. All of Bob's faces and Matteo not being able to control his nervous laughter made it even funnier. My biggest take away however is the lovely friendship that Bob and Matteo obviously have. Really sweet to see two very funny people make each other laugh so whole-heartedly. More Bob and more Matteo please.

[@lindsayf9225]

I appreciate that the outtakes are being left in

[@Triairius]

This is my very favorite thing about the editing.

[@Rai_S82]

Right?! I'm living for the messiness 🤣

[@BussyQueen]

My GOD I haven’t laughed that hard in a LONG LONG TIME!

[@missundies]

Eey, it's THE Bussy Queen 💜

[@rayankrishneel96]

Beeech for real😂😂😂😂

[@vivalaleez]

Bob's dry laugh is sending meeeee

[@Rai_S82]

Most of it is just silent wheezing at this point 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@danteferrise6742]

I’ve followed Matteo for years and every time I see him pop up somewhere I can’t help but have a reaction of wanting to hug this man. So freakin cute. And he seems so sweet...sarcastic but has manners like any good Italian boy.

[@Reylandson]

To be fair, Bob laughing 100% of the time would not make me feel confident of doing this even if I was the biggest mua of the world 😂

[@christmastiger]

Matteo Lane and Bob the Drag Queen is the crossover I needed. Matteo's comedy is hilarious, but I didn't know he was a fashion illustrator too. Apparently also an opera singer.

[@notorious_osvin1489]

Put him in drag and then y’all should remake WAP

[@kjdnyhmghfvb]

Would it...would it be called CAB...or TAB...or BAD!?!

[@Rai_S82]

@@kjdnyhmghfvb Elaborate on these acronyms! I'm intrigued!! 😂

[@sydneychislett]

@@Rai_S82 I feel like TAB would be tight ass bussy 😂

[@XawsomegirlX]

WAB 🥵

[@Frikka3]

“I’m just a wet, sweaty person.” I just heard Monét yell out somewhere, while eating Cheetos or a popsicle, “We already knew that Bob!”

[@shiroi201]

When bob opened his mouth and the edit went" NAAAAAAAAAAAAA" i just about died 😂😂😂😂😂

[@joanwall1104]

OMG I died when Matteo put the lower lashes upside down, and said, “ I want your face to look like a Venus flytrap!”

[@sarahichi3998]

I haven’t even gotten to this part but this comment just made me dry laugh like Bob

[@steffanixoom]

listen, I don't want to shade Matteo too hard, but as someone who paints - Who tf puts highlight down first???

[@Pandemonioxo]

All I could think was for the love of god pls stop with the highlight 😭 😭 you gotta base paint first PLEASE

[@yeeyee7674]

Bob is literally every black auntie, she's my AUNTIE

[@Jonniiebotox]

Rewatching this 3 years later It still holds

[@alexannae]

This ain’t like THE WORST tbh juno’s partner and Brittany broski doing trixies makeup were WAY worse

[@isabellamcclymont]

To be fair to Brit brit, she was trying to do crappy Halloween Trixie Makeup

[@ruffridge02]

Mr. Birch tried so hard though!

[@allycarp]

“I had no idea where the eyeshadow was” “It’s the one that says ‘eyeshadow’” “Work” I died

[@Pup_Cubby]

Bob the KZbinr back at it again. Let's hope Matteo's makeup skills are up to par with his comedy chops! Edit: Narrator- *"They were not."*

[@thewittyusername]

I'd say his comedy chops are pretty on par with his makeup skills 😅

[@koroconnell]

@@thewittyusername SOMEONE HAD TO SAY IT

[@BoiWonda02]

Ouch!!! I'm dying.

[@Tao_Tology]

Tbf no one watched this video to see him do a great make up job.

[@wikiwoof9590]

@@thewittyusername aww i think he’s funny

[@dustikulick221]

matteo was lost in the wilderness but the second he got that liner in his hands i started seeing god, he found the path thank god

[@lindsayf9225]

Bob looking at herself and making the Alyssa faces sends me

[@natalieakins6658]

The added audio is HILARIOUS. I can't imagine what is must have been like to be in the room with ......... ambient sound

[@danbrierley130]

Omg, Joslyn Fox’s makeover challenger partner looks so good here!

[@moirawhite6960]

I love how proudly Matteo said ,"NOPE" when confronted with Bob's accusation of using no eyeshadow. Too adorable!

[@JovanaUmicevic]

This is so unusual to see Matteo this shy / concentrated. Ive been listening to Inside the closet since episode 1, before I got hooked on Drag Race (thanks Matteo for introducing me to Bob and Monet) and I’ve watched everything he has on yt and other platforms, he’s so adorably quiet here. Loved the video!

[@njuta]

I was waiting for that opera voice to burst out of his chest... sweet shy Matteo is very cute though.

[@rainbomg]

Did you see/hear him on Are You Garbage? It was really interesting to listen to, a different side of Matteo

[@AndyG13GLA]

I’m new to both Matteo & Bob the Drag Queen. It’s the Mashup I never knew I wanted. Next up a crossover with Matteo, Bob & Randy Rainbow please.

[@bearcub112]

"it doesn't have a color " Bob " it's black"lol

[@edub7173]

BOB Mateo and Trixie neeeeed to do a video😂😂

[@thesafeandsaneofyoutubetm5084]

7:14 "What's that machine called? Kennedy?" 💀💀💀

[@cantankeruz]

Its the sound for me

[@eddielong96]

Lmfao whyy does bob look so much like Leslie Jones at the end xD

[@kisstophermusick4437]

LOL Bless Matteo's confidence I love every time Bob plays Hello Darkness during a make up video!

[@drkcurve8236]

The close-ups on Bob’s panicked face were perfect

[@RomanHarrington4]

Okay the montage of Bob feeling their fantasy BEFORE actually seeing the face gave me the biggest belly laugh I had all week and I didn't know how badly I needed this video omfg.

[@yusususuf]

the scary music really took me there lmao love this editing

[@sebastiangn9524]

I could literally watch bob do anything for HOURS and not get bored

[@Jimmyboygohome]

I love Matteo. I wish more of his comedy was online. He’s so talented. I didn’t know he was an artist too. I know he can sing from his sets. Plus he’s cute

[@chumchumbun6718]

Matteo really said ✨50 shades of foundation✨

[@ArthurAnymoredonuts1]

Now that I've seen Nick in Matteo's channel, this video has an extra layer of hilarity

[@laurarodrigues6377]

The dawning horror on Bob's face as it goes on is incredible

[@Reginaldspld505]

This has to be such a humbling experience for Bob lol. There was so many times he wanted to tell him he was fucking up. Over he did a good job. Love you Bob

[@milkyshakes]

10:00 omg anyone else felt major anxiety when he almost set the highlight with a sparkly highlighter pallet or nah

[@kimberly8164]

I kept fast forwarding waiting for it to get better now im at the end

[@mickydale8594]

I think bob has done his own makeup long enough to know immediately he was going in the wrong direction lmao 😂 this was hilarious😂 ..dude in the back..."hit his faceeeeee" 😂

[@pinktribble]

I've been doing drag style makeup on myself for 20 years, then last year I had to do my face on a male friend and, even though our faces are very similar, it was ridiculously hard! So I'm actually pretty impressed with the results here.

[@lgst9826]

"TV paint stick..painting a television set." This was highlight

[@HalfTempted]

Matteo is one of my favorite comedians, back from the Race Wars days, and Bob is one of my favorite drag queens. How did I get so lucky? I always love them together!!

[@luciferious666]

This is just Bob's makeup during season 8

[@RukiAlvarez]

Hahahahaha i was gonna say we have seen bob with similar make up, no shade just tea. She is great doing her makeup nowadays

[@thesaucysassy]

"I have a cleaning machine."... "what's her name Kennedy" *kill bill noise* 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 yoooo I am crying real tears.

[@sc4848]

OMG I laughed so hard, so finally Silky's make up process doesn't look so messy

[@scandelooch]

Honestly, it's not that bad. I mean it was Matteo's first attempt. I think being an artist would give him the advantage. If he practiced more he'd be a bomb makeup artist. Then we could look back at this first attempt and remember where it all started. Love y'all 💕

[@dlew24]

Nobody: Matteo: *spreads on 10 layers of concealer and powder*

[@halfbeastlove]

yeah, you're doing makeup not lasagna, dude - lol

[@calisongbird]

@@halfbeastlove “But I’m Italian” 😄😂

[@SomeWhereInTheMiddleGenX]

This was EVERYTHING!!!! I could NOT stop laughing!!!! He is just the sweetest guy, and Bob has such a wonderful heart, there energy together was just PERFECT!!!! Thank you so much for sharing!!!!

[@lex3138]

The close-ups are sending me

[@rorymcleay7646]

i almost passed myself from laughing so hard, poor mateo, he tried atleast 😂😭

[@anarey-oktay2683]

I never thought I’d find myself laughing at a train wreck. 🤣🤣🤣

[@B-Rex511]

I love Bob’s expressions in the reveal, giving it everything in that paint! 😂🤣😂😭

[@bencroze1874]

the reveal with the music really got me lolol

[@rachaeljones4731]

It’s that crazy cheek/jaw contour/highlight that takes it over the edge for me.

[@savionf4818]

Casket ready

[@christhomas6795]

This was the most hilarious, amusing, genuinely wholesome thing I've seen in ages.. I love it!

[@Kdadd001]

I literally got a cramp in my side and was nauseous from laughter. This was amazing. Love the both of you so much.

[@chunky16]

WHEN BOB STARTED POSING WITH THE WIG ON I CACKLED OUT LOUD AGSGAHDGAHAGAGSHAHAAGA

[@summermcphail8359]

The liner and brows are pretty good but overall i was reminded of Coco Montrese a la season 5

[@Grimsded]

Why does this video feel like like bobs being held hostage 😂😂😂

[@LastPersephone]

What in tha Mayhem Miller is this?

[@MsTawnieMarie]

This might just be my favourite video ever

[@nadehzda5015]

“THERES NOTHING ON THE PUFF” 😭😭😭

[@minknmunt]

The best contestant in the herstory of RPDR. Truly a talent and such a personality.

[@lkafjkakjf333]

She was about to say “coin purses,” I just know it. She watched Monet’a video.

[@fanoli_]

I love Monet’a.

[@funnyfriend14]

She commented on Monet's video in big sister fashion