Beating Minecraft Hardcore Mode With Only Wooden Tools

[@teresia2846]

Boffy sounds like he's tired of *every, single, thing* and trying to be *calm* makes this so much better.

[@starlaser100]

yeah he's like technoblade

[@DarkestKnightshade]

Am I the only one who wants to drink bleach cuz he didn't use at least on piece of iron to make a shield? Or would that break his rule?

[@loveysunlightmoon7726]

For real he sounds like hes tired of almost every thing 😂 but his videos are still funny

[@teresia2846]

@@DarkestKnightshade Shield isn't considered a 'tool', so yeah.

[@gabvmon]

Yeah, it's annoying

[@ra1npod]

Satan gets scared when he sees Boffy killing a dragon with beds wood and snowballs

[@-moon-266]

*Yes, this frightens me.*

[@jelfishery]

*he fears boffy even more when he beats the dragon*

[@needleboy17]

FoxCannon gets mad when he sees Boffy killing a fox

[@vehicularbronchitis1114]

he ehh how can i say it he cheated look he go 3 purple beds magically

[@stormtrooper6004]

I fear no man, but that thing... it scares me

[@masonv5143]

When you get “free the end” before getting “getting an upgrade”

[@spookbag24]

lol

[@mudkibb]

"Darnit! I did it again!"

[@surefirebeast0599]

2020 in a nutshell

[@talhaanwar6618]

what's scary is that this has 666 likes and I aint gonna change it

[@chikin_butt]

My life in a nutshell

[@Jstar7777]

He just casually gets an emerald from a fox and isn't even impressed by it. It's super rare for a fox to drop an emerald

[@kneelingpheasant8911]

What about the pigman and chicken?

[@prosto_a_user]

@@kneelingpheasant8911 Pinksheep

[@Jstar7777]

Zombie pitman and chicken, pink sheep, emerald from fox 8 ender pearls from 1 gold trade

[@SweatySheets]

Fake probably. Look at his Minecraft day in his F3 menu, as well as his coordinates; when he finds the pink sheep and again at the village when he says he's been searching for an hour and half. He's moved maybe 500 blocks from a jungle and apparently found iron in a pirate ship that he didn't show us. Unless he means it's been an hour and half since he started, but it's night time so it's an hour at most with it saying day 2

[@comm_gt]

@@SweatySheets 9 months late but he could have included time he spent tabbed out / away from his computer

[@ziyaokut8225]

"I was trying to eat bread but i lit myself on fire." Hate when that happens.

[@yappyplays639]

So relatable

[@Moss1]

Subscribe to technoblade

[@xansav0699]

Fajitadog no

[@seeya3705]

Fajitadog no

[@ItzMeLourenco]

#COYS

[@quoroe2809]

The amount of joy I am experiencing because of this man actually having an upload schedule is immeasurable

[@fish-wx9uy]

ikr

[@laupoke]

yup

[@pigeoncat3786]

it brings joy to my day

[@seeya3705]

He always does

[@robinbat1655]

@@pigeoncat3786 and pain to his

[@edlose8908]

'till this day, no-one knows where boffy's dogs went

[@lilemangebolipeperudka5539]

Actually though

[@boruthoughts]

Now that you mention that...

[@Typicali]

I wonder where they went

[@stephentheawesome6051]

True But Where are they?

[@Lovelyuniverse1]

Boffy killed them I hate boffy

[@magnoIiq]

3:32 Actually makes sense. Foxes are really good thiefs, he stole the emerald and then it dropped it after you kill it

[@Cwza]

0.5 per fox chance epic reaction

[@jamespotter1436]

Ik there is a 1% chance of a fox spawning and naturally having an emerald

[@Cwza]

@@jamespotter1436 ok didnt ask tho

[@ant_ler3837]

@@Cwza i mean no asked for your comment

[@YourLocalNobody420]

@@Cwza the world doesn’t revolve around you

[@blakberri1460]

Imaging just seeing the achivments, "stone age" "free the end" it must be so confusing

[@condawg5984]

And we need to go deeper

[@chxrlies.angels]

And getting wood I think

[@katesszz]

Well theres [Ice Bucket Challenge] [Aquire Hardware] [Hot Stuff] [We Need To Go Deeper] [A Terrible Fortress] [Into Fire] [Eye Spy] and then [Free the End]

[@Pyked]

@@katesszz nerd

[@katesszz]

@@Pyked ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@odettewashere]

"I'm extra angry today" he hasn't even reached his full potential

[@randyrichmondiii3415]

😨😨😨

[@StinkyDoorM4tt]

Oh no

[@CharlieOsoo]

>:/

[@dumbjessie1471]

ONLY IF UR SINGLE kzbin.info/www/bejne/fGmwZKqkbLGHers 🙄

[@Twollsy]

@@dumbjessie1471 begone

[@mikewazowski7702]

12:03 “I hate this game!” 13:02 “I love this game.” 15:46 “I don’t like this game.”

[@adrianunzueta6660]

Man's bipolar

[@mikewazowski7702]

@@adrianunzueta6660 Lol yeah

[@marge3199]

Perfectly balanced as all things should be

[@suzanyan9218]

lol

[@Cat-tv4jz]

If you read this you have to subscribe to me...HA GOTEEEMMM

[@aydengamesandmore.9150]

I like the fact that he saved the coordinates for a lava pit so he could come back to it later, and just forgets about it.

[@bankruptgecko4829]

I love how his voice is monotone yet full of emotion simultaneously.

[@unmysticaldude]

basically cr1tikal

[@april5946]

Lol he sounds kinda like corpse-

[@angelgutzz1750]

That's how my voice is lol Its a problem since everyone thinks I'm being sarcastic lmao

[@anxiouscatgod3125]

He sounds kinda like a mix of Technoblade and Cr1tikal with the simultaneous deadpan and extreme sarcasm all the time.

[@AWD_2006]

@DropPhinz stfu kid you listen to dreams music

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

Boffy: Let me show you what curse of binding does- Now I regret it

[@Shreef_Aamir]

lol

[@just-a-catapult4807]

The first one was in the middle of a good year with a lot more than the first two games

[@shenigin]

I saw you in the dead meat kill count comments, and now you’re here what the heck

[@nou6874]

dude i see you everywhere!! How!!!

[@starlaser100]

Oh hey I know you

[@mrgrind-bc7nz]

He just not gonna talk about how Trevor and bartholomew just disappeared

[@cynicalnews963]

ypu mean barmolothew? And they probably died.

[@hullabaloo612]

Ye

[@rachelleredd8803]

He probably killed them

[@miraisanegg2308]

Omg ikr I've been looking for a comment talking about their disappearance I thought I was the only one who noticed 😭

[@chuurizo6597]

they didnt tp to him cause he used a boat and went across ocean and went out of their tp range

[@ClappedHamster]

Boffy: Visits hell satan: *I just wanna say i’m a huge fan*

[@pl_am]

He is so lucky: Fox drops emerald, pink sheep, piglin on chicken

[@star-yy3rw]

he killed the sheep and fox :(

[@brandontechnerd]

@@star-yy3rw he's boffy, that's obviously going to happen

[@star-yy3rw]

@@brandontechnerd u right u right

[@imaguyandabeautifulbutterfly]

*when you only get lucky at the one world you are gonna instantly delete*

[@yellostarr]

And enchanted bow skeleton (Thats not lucky really, just rare)

[@sterilized]

"I'm extra angry today" *smile through pain*

[@cy13nt]

*pog through the pain*

[@sterilized]

@@cy13nt EXACTLY

[@ShibuNub3305]

That’s what I imagine his character is like. It’s a humanoid, eldritch being that wears a big yet slightly off smile, no matter if it’s having an extreme depressive episode or committing multiple war crimes on cows.

[@sticky0159]

Boffy sounds like Technoblades brother who instead smokes 9 packs a day instead of the 10 packs that his brother does.

[@envoxity9544]

Why is this so correct

[@uqmxa]

THIS IS SO ACCURATE LMAOO

[@justanothergamingyoutuber8179]

tbh, boffy is crueler than technoblade, and more evil. At least techno is nice to some people and animals(especially pigs) and techno doesn’t purposefully torture animals(except for in skyblock)

[@sunny-do9ym]

WHAT-

[@lauriee5364]

hes techno’s & dream’s child 😳 LMAO SORRY

[@SCAPEGOATXZ]

“I need to find a cave to find some lava” The lava literally next to him: bish I’m not even here, I’m a hallucination

[@l.v1473]

He needs a poolthe lava next tohim was just 1 sourceblock which off course only fills one of 8 required buckets of lava

[@SCAPEGOATXZ]

@@l.v1473 it’s a joke

[@Zhenmoron]

@@SCAPEGOATXZ the joke doesnt make sense with context

[@SCAPEGOATXZ]

@@Zhenmoron or ur just dum :/

[@ToastItalian]

@@SCAPEGOATXZ [🔃] No U

[@billy6678]

“Bartholomew” Boffy: No “Barmolofew” Boffy: *Yes.*

[@thineevee7345]

Yes

[@kelkellys]

Hi midzy and stay

[@billy6678]

@@kelkellys Ye

[@Samir48662]

Yes

[@Samir48662]

@@kelkellys Ye

[@sydneymlee]

the timing of this video being posted is really testing my motivation for school

[@jayl4565]

I’m moving into my dorm in two days 😭😭😭

[@arandomperson1706]

Same I should be getting back to work but here I am

[@VibeyViberson]

Im learning about 9th grade Algebra, and he posted this the second I answered the last question

[@silkymilkymememonkey]

You guys already have school?

[@alaejndro]

Boffy is more important

[@jessekreese5305]

Boffy: what am I supposed to do, make friends with the polar bears? Canadians: get used to it

[@the-pigamandayoung]

he just.........KILLED A DOLPHIN!!!!!

[@pixelgamelvr]

@@the-pigamandayoung Get used to it

[@ipaintedthecupboards]

Some parts of canada dont have them but ye

[@MatuGamesYY]

Russians*

[@Drop0Dead0Briana]

@@pixelgamelvr *eats you*

[@jornemmenecker3566]

Boffy: Im gonna do that speedrun thing Also Boffy: Builds the portal in second least infishend way

[@trucevideos]

infishend

[@SweatySheets]

​@@trucevideosPolly want a cracker? 🦜

[@Frank_horrigan_enclave]

In fish end

[@leosuprem5419]

Nobody is talking about how lucky It was, first the emmerald fox, then the pink sheep and finally the zombie piglin chicken jockey.

[@wxnter8736]

also the lucky dragon kill

[@leosuprem5419]

Yes, very lucky, that enderman...

[@justine-3432]

I have never seen a pink sheep, I actually thought they were removed in the newer versions

[@justine-3432]

@Toadw1 woah, lucky..

[@justine-3432]

@Toadw1 I usually go to this map that has the desert, plain grass, snow mountains, jungle and mushroom biome, all pretty close. So I usually just walk around, build stuff, gather resources

[@Feemofeelody]

Those weird sounds you heard when you where holding yourself up were just the foxes eating berries. And the screeching noises you heard as well were again foxes. They only screech when its night.

[@kittynado758]

Bruh

[@ussvincent1119]

Sheep from 800 blocks away: baa- Boffy: *a n g e r*

[@Bass_Reaper_]

Cow: "Chuckles" I'm in danger

[@lewis9s]

The amount of close calls this run had though.

[@lucidus4889]

Okay so, he found a pink sheep, found an emerald dropped by a dead fox and somehow found a baby zombie pig man riding a chicken. Three hella rare things

[@jacelanncesar9522]

Lol ikr

[@LouisH114]

And pearls with the first trade

[@proxii_mity]

And THREE golden enchanted swords in a nether portal chest

[@veryluckydude2723]

He also got pearls first try two times in a row

[@jiungamdilokenshilonminvid4969]

His luck is unstoppable.

[@mia.mor1023]

*"just because you're friendly doesn't mean you don't deserve to die a slow, painful death"* -boffy, 2020

[@asherkat5853]

Sounds like boffy.

[@nicm.z9868]

same likes as score nice

[@MisterMoodyHere]

11:42 am I the only one who noticed how the piglin’s grunt perfectly lined up with boffy saying “deserve” like it sounded like boffy made that sound and it caught me off guard the first time i heard it lmao

[@tmkim6385]

"I need content, And you guys like watching me suffer." He knows the profit structure of KZbinrs.

[@enouement.mp3]

“it sounds like a witch piglin villager mix” *the fox just trying to eat the sweet berries:* 👁👁

[@generalkt5398]

“I’m extra angry today.” *And that’s why we build fallout shelters, kids.*

[@toothpasteman3400]

jeff has a maximum of ten nukes kids *GET IN THE SHELTER KIDS* !

[@rongspelledwrong8234]

heheheehebuosahdvbdsoobyedwlhkj

[@toothpasteman3400]

jeff: my goals are beyond your understanding

[@deathIeaf]

A better future! Underground!

[@toothpasteman3400]

jupiter gaming you don't *HAVE* a ground it's either an ocean of metallic hydrogen or gas

[@Taynethedancer]

"i dont even care enough to look in the other chest" and with that said, he missed the iron chest completely :(( also boffy found a fox with an emerald in its mouth, a ruined portal, a pink sheep, tamed a wolf with one bone AND GOT????? eight?! ender pearls from one (1) piglin trade??? the sick rng in this playthrough though what in the world

[@joshbrown6728]

and the piglin on the chicken

[@Jesse-yo7uw]

@@timothywise087 then don't look in the comments. The entire point is that they talk about what happens in the video

[@WitchKing-Of-Angmar]

@@Jesse-yo7uw ya, they quote it with this fucking emoji underneath "👁️👄👁️" like it makes them more special and accepted

[@zeeplez]

@@timothywise087 you didnt hahavto read the whole comment??? and its not even that big of a spoiler...

[@XpertEyes]

ruined portal was a joke. he went to creative mode to pick that block

[@dolliedearestt]

'"I was trying to eat my bread and I lit myself on fire. I hate this game." This will be my senior quote edit 2 years later: I made it my senior quote

[@goodfeelerman1475]

My senior quote will be "It only gets better after the bullet."

[@aclassicgarden7065]

mine will be "i hope i die so i dont have to do this video"

[@fartyparty45]

I WAS FREAKING AT THAT PART READING COMMENTS AND READ THIS WHEN BOFFY SAID THIS

[@dolliedearestt]

@@fartyparty45 its magic

[@RealNotGoldArc]

Lmao nice

[@placeholder5877]

11:59 "i was trying to eat my bread and i lit myself on fire" i hate when that happens, common problem

[@burry1254]

"I'm already so full of rage," Boffy said, voice calm as a gentle breeze.

[@halvasdesignworks4843]

Dead as a non-existent breeze**

[@flowersandfloriography]

"No fox makes that noise" Also foxes - literally screeches during the night

[@goodfeelerman1475]

They have a high pitched howl.

[@-moon-266]

I have a friend who told me a story about that: So basically, it was about three in the morning, and her family heard screaming outside, that woke everyone up. They thought it was someone being murdered, and they were about to call the police, and then it turns out it was a fox. They saw it walking away like, “Haha, yes, I be your new alarm”

[@pickelboi494]

@@goodfeelerman1475 Thats what the fox says... Im sorry

[@pickelboi494]

@@rodrigoparrapalma7673 yup cuz im so smart

[@whyme420]

I’ve seen more comments on this video getting mad at people who are comparing boffy to dream but I haven’t even seen a single comment actually comparing boffy to dream

[@jacobewormuth5217]

Twitter is the place to find the comparisons

[@poloproductions4302]

I like his content, but i hate the fanbase I always see so many "dream best 10000 iq plays funny moments" by Minecraft Royale (or whatever)

[@jacobewormuth5217]

@@poloproductions4302 exactly its not dream or his crew (george sapnap and such) but it's the fan base sitting there like "someone did a commen speedruning technique that dream used in a video 👁️👄👁️ imposter"

[@caramellatte1828]

SMELL ME same

[@poloproductions4302]

@@jacobewormuth5217 and it always pops up in my recommended just because i watch dream because hes enjoyable to watch

[@samthegoblin8907]

i regularly come back to rewatch this and i will not stop

[@Darloyman]

Boffy: at 10:52 "If they arn't harming me I'll let them be. Pit Cows: That is an absolute f*cking lie.

[@lla.1t]

*coughs* 10:52

[@named746]

*panik*

[@oranjebeer6637]

And baby villager

[@romansans1]

“I hate this game!” *Less than a minute later...* “I love this game!”

[@matteck4521]

That’s every gamer lmao

[@CodeNameDark]

Late reply.. but no cap

[@melteriskk2950]

Babushka Minaj It isn’t copied, they just phrased it differently

[@threek4018]

@@slay.editsz7133 its not a copy, every single gamer does this, and hes just quoting him, if u see other youtubers say this, its cuz all gamers are alike

[@romansans1]

@@slay.editsz7133 It wasn't intentional, but it's not like it's something that hasn't been said before.

[@dorimedorime27]

"I'm extra angry today" *says with a calm voice*

[@robinberger208]

Dorime Dorime hes used to it by now

[@RyanGotReal]

He is holding his anger back.

[@yqbzrxs]

Well thats boffy for ya

[@xxzinks]

Dumbledore said

[@Idomtexist]

Boffy:kills dolphins Sea world: welcome aboard

[@vorcefulsynce243]

**in the most depressed tone ever:** I'm allready so full of rage.

[@axolotl9522]

Monotone*

[@Seissmo]

Classic boffy

[@vorcefulsynce243]

Yeet Yeet depressed*

[@grillygrilly]

already*

[@imbored7579]

when you're really angry but can't spare the energy to raise your voice

[@chl0e574]

Boffy to the ender dragon: do you want to die? The dragon: no. Boffy: that’s mean :(

[@ricksanchez6175]

That read more button is a lie.

[@kittensgalore6945]

@@ricksanchez6175 assuming that happened to you on Apple iPhone 7, that was fixed. No “read more” button for me.

[@justyouraveragegamer8733]

“You guys like watching me suffer” *yes boffy. Yes we do*

[@m.guypirate6900]

Why do you have over 3k subscribers

[@Inaraisalive]

A normal channel because her username is dont subscribe to me

[@mag1kl]

@@Inaraisalive Is it he or she?

[@Inaraisalive]

Ranger I d k

[@ReallyRealOmega]

*can we just appreciate the thumbnail?*

[@Diddys-Freak-0fff]

Even his thumbnails are like technoblades

[@Name-co5qi]

boffy: *finds a pink sheep* "a pink sheep. this means good luck" also boffy: *finds a village* "oH mY gOd fiNaLLy"

[@nikolast7476]

He killed the pink sheep lmao

[@Name-co5qi]

@@nikolast7476 *he's evil*

[@Fisinocean]

@@Name-co5qi nay, you see thus wrongly. Boffy is but a hero that slay the evliness of the dark lord of chaos *P I N K S H E E P*

[@Name-co5qi]

@@Fisinocean 😮

[@slanasa3064]

He said that because he was looking for a village for an hour. While he with the pink sheep, he wasn’t even looking for it,

[@alerep915]

Dream? Yes. Boffy? Yesss. I love those two dudes. Both dorks.

[@loser3587]

Yessss

[@omarqudah7848]

im wondering how you got a heart with 23 likes

[@rockalinebellosa7907]

Omar Qudah cuz Boffy can see any comment regardless of likes

[@omarqudah7848]

@@rockalinebellosa7907 notice me boffy. notice my glorious stupidity

[@rockalinebellosa7907]

Omar Qudah okey dokey then

[@avidtrench2179]

Gotta love it when the first frame of the video has a great statement like “shit horrible wood toolks fuck” in it

[@pidgeon6799]

bro. uncool its the first 4 frames

[@Febyearsago]

@@pidgeon6799 Dude, but the first frame still had the message. Hes right No matter if these are first 4 frames

[@icedvelly]

hes joking

[@tffbwd1]

@@icedvelly :O

[@maninazari1115]

Most people with wooden tools: NO nO pLs DoN'T kiLL MeEeEEeee Boffy with wooden tools: Hoho, so you thought you could run away from me?

[@DankSouls37]

Boffy's channel then: Watch this faceless yet attractive man defy normal boundaries of humor Boffy's channel now: witness this 14 year old who has a concerningly deep voice lose his will to live due to his own hubris

[@papajohn5279]

exactly, after seeing his face reveal his videos have been different since

[@krisdoesart9643]

Isn't he 15 now?

[@dddant]

he's hOW OLD????

[@hellokittylover320]

HES 14?!?!

[@WrongboyArchived]

“Roses are red” “Violets are blue” “As long as Boffy suffers” “He gets a view”

[@NoNo-jy8jm]

Roses are red Violets are blue As long u spam this comment u get views

[@goodfeelerman1475]

@@NoNo-jy8jm in actuality he might get likes very few views are probable unfortunately.

[@puj71]

idiot

[@NoNo-jy8jm]

@@goodfeelerman1475 hes kinda a bot i see him every mc yt like skeppy and more he said the same thing like this comment Roses are red stuff and he change the person as long Boffy suffer and other youtubers he write the name prob a bot

[@Holly123-i3b]

Roses are red Violets aren't blue Wrongboy Animations is a bot There's nothing neww

[@jinatjahan7937]

"I was trying to eat bread but i lit myself on fire." a common mistake we humans make.

[@meow_meow_J]

99 years ago🧑‍🦲🤣😂 that was golden

[@HiHello-cw9vc]

Relatable

[@thineevee7345]

Yes

[@ailogy]

@NOVA Flippy they maybe thought this,, not everyone steals comments and sometimes they thought of it. dont forget this video is watched by multiple people at the same time.

[@imaguyandabeautifulbutterfly]

*lava flowing down a hill* Dang it, I have done it again.

[@rellchris806]

Boffy- I hate this game Boffy 10 secs later-I love this game

[@minegandz1426]

he got the "free the end" achievement before "getting an upgrade" nice

[@leoylandon2144]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/j2nRpZmFZpmZZtU

[@owenwang5344]

@@leoylandon2144 thank you

[@rileytomlinson9844]

*Last time I was this early he still held villagers captive*

[@limelorax]

Same

[@Namiiiiiiii7]

ok kzbin.info/www/bejne/fGmwZKqkbLGHers

[@obcookie3808]

😂😂😂😂

[@obcookie3808]

Same

[@Pherellion]

@@Namiiiiiiii7 God dammit, I don't know what I was expecting

[@desirium3190]

"i'm so full of rage" in the most monotone, dead inside, classic boffy tone

[@black_cherryblossm5713]

I forget he is 14

[@black_cherryblossm5713]

@Æ klikzy oh sorry 15 now I think

[@notpsychic]

@@black_cherryblossm5713 you must be joking

[@EmiDivinity]

Yeah he said he'a 15

[@mikajjie7913]

@Æ klikzy he’s younger than tommyinnit 😭😭😭😭

[@loganocchionero6621]

Damn. Boffy is actually a Minecraft legend tbh. I was fully expecting this to simply be a failed attempt. I can't do a lot of the things he did on NORMAL, let alone in hardcore mode.

[@pizza_11]

Everyone: talking about Boffy being good Me: Where did Trevor and Burbamalique go?

[@anasazisecrets3383]

That's what I was wondering

[@Jeffreyblong]

@@anasazisecrets3383 same

[@finalistburrito2499]

Burbamalique lmao

[@armoredbreakfast5943]

I was so sad when they left

[@cuhV1nce]

Ikr

[@luanhurter4547]

"Enderman can't move when you stare at them." I've played minecraft for 8 years. How have I not known this? Edit: I honestly appreciate all the likes I've gotten on this comment of mine. I guess it doesnt really mean anything, but it's still pretty cool.

[@goodfeelerman1475]

Cause it doesn't work on Xbox or pocket edition at the moment and it was only added reacently.

[@leahjohnson7883]

I had no idea of that either

[@sans4124]

@@leahjohnson7883 This is manipulation to a real level

[@nekopushyo]

Mr. Smiley recently *

[@aeromorphenjoyer7102]

This were invented in 1.14,so probably what's why you didn't know it

[@zack-stuff]

cow: is suffering subtitles: *[music]*

[@hockeyisgoated6696]

No replies and 176 likes, confusing

[@lilmuffin4834]

1 reply and 202 likes, confusing lol

[@xexpaguette]

225 likes and no comments worth mentioning

[@lilmuffin4834]

229 likes and no comments worth mentioning

[@thatguy1806]

Mmm, music to my ears

[@carolinenash2211]

This is my comfort video. Along with Illumia’s video of completely all the advancements

[@itzcobalt]

"If you're not harming me, I'm gonna let you be" The baby cow....

[@anonymityneeded]

And the baby pig...

[@ShibuNub3305]

They looked at him, it was a challenge and he accepted.

[@sora_in_the_sky]

@@ShibuNub3305 And won

[@saulius1664]

"the weakest, worst, least durable tool" Gold tools: Am I a joke to you?

[@yungtortillachips]

Golden tools are great but they break too easily

[@tuyanabadmaeva7959]

Golden tools are as fast/or faster than netherite - their durability sucks though

[@pauld722]

I can’t mine iron with them

[@justine-3432]

@@pauld722 you can

[@Zatracore]

Gold isnt the the weakest it's just the least durable

[@ethanbasil1880]

Don't you hate it when you try to eat bread and accidentally light yourself on fire? I definitely do

[@thineevee7345]

Me too, it sucks

[@ShibuNub3305]

Bruh I can barely eat any toast anymore because every time I end up spontaneously combusting.

[@noscheisse2455]

Yeah, that happens to me all the time! I hate life.

[@jobaruyt4920]

@@ShibuNub3305 relatable

[@SuperMario-qz3vu]

if that never happens to you you need to go hospital

[@SimpleSoldierOfficial]

8:14 the way he said *”THERES A BEE!”* sounded so funny so im leaving this comment here for a timestamp to laugh at.

[@Criscuitt]

Seeing all the people comparing him to Dream makes me question my life decisions. He's been making videos for much longer than Dream, and his youtube icon has been the same for over 2 years now.

[@conkey7347]

Ikr Litteraly boffy has been making videos before him

[@kyumiko]

dream is walmart boffy

[@conkey7347]

@@kyumiko yep

[@conkey7347]

@@silkymilkymememonkey Yes, Dream had his channel before Boffy, BUT the thing is, Dream used to upload Trapping videos, and Dream also didn't have his smiley face profile picture, Dream started uploading cursed videos on July of 2019, and Boffy started uploading videos on May of 2019, and Boffy also had his profile picture before Dream.

[@Criscuitt]

@@silkymilkymememonkey I said Boffy has been *making videos* for much longer than Dream. Dream's first video was uploaded an entire month after Boffy started his channel, and he only became popular 2-3 months after that, meanwhile Boffy's youtube icon has been the same since his channel was first created. Dream's youtube channel in this case was also only created in 2014. Plus, Boffy's videos are totally different from Dream's.

[@DeathWaveLT]

Dantdm: YES I FINALY DEFEATED MINECRAFT AT HARDCORE Boffy: pff hold my wood

[@theriddler6468]

stay back dantdm viewer! i have god and anime on my side

[@chicosmashtsc1881]

He said "Hold my wood" Me: "Hold Up wait a minute"

[@brandoncummings4169]

ChicosmashTSC ik 😂

[@DeathWaveLT]

@@theriddler6468 😂

[@dougthedonkey1805]

Boffy: *has dogs* Also boffy: *throws out rotten flesh*

[@Cascade92]

"The weakest and least durable tools in the game" Gold with half the durability as wood: am i a joke to you

[@ssbard8003]

"Beating Minecraft on a budget"

[@bigpapa6829]

“The weakest, worst, least durable tools” Gold: “Are you sure about that?”

[@bentheman69]

Gold is very fast. Sometimes Faster than Diamond. But the durability is Bad.

[@biohaxxerd6154]

The reason it's so bad is cause gold is soft irl

[@mhm2864]

@@monoguy5194 i did

[@justa_randomfailure6250]

isn’t gold actually really good but it just has shit durability?

[@mhm2864]

@@justa_randomfailure6250 yes it is

[@twistedlogic3037]

This whole video I was thinking, WHAT HAPPENED TO HIS DOGS?

[@emiofnnc]

Boffy likes killing lol

[@sdanimation_]

Boffy: finds a glitched tree "wow good realistic tree"

[@utubegames]

*Don't click read more unless you want to be spoiled* Beginning of the video Boffy: "I honestly hope I die" *Boffy beats the game and dies* Enderman: well you wanted to

[@not-human9492]

lol thanks for spoiling

[@minorcomet282]

@@not-human9492 kinda ur fault scrolling down the comments before you watch the whole thing.

[@not-human9492]

@@minorcomet282 it was a joke i finished it

[@minorcomet282]

@@not-human9492 ok

[@remonemo123]

ZetrexVR please. PUT A SPOILER ALERT

[@braedonluke6326]

When he list off problems that are happening in his videos he sounds like a middle age mom with five kids having a mental breakdown.

[@thineevee7345]

He does lol

[@thedumbestgenius539]

@Aesthetically Gory 15:52 is a decent example

[@jusenboite]

''I've been searching for an hour and a half'' *opens f3 - It's only Day 2...

[@nicefurky344]

@Thibaud ForEver no

[@callofterraria]

A day is 20-30 minutes long

[@twojsigma123]

@@callofterraria no its only 10 minutes

[@callofterraria]

You sure?

[@callofterraria]

Game theory made a vid explaining how the minecraft earth isn't flat he said a minecraft day is 20-30 minutes long

[@orionskittles]

“ You’re not gonna be feeling so cool when you’re *dead* “ - Boffy

[@lavian4960]

This man's luck is immaculate, but it always happens when he doesnt need it. Unfortunate indeed..

[@aur9035]

Thats what im sayinggg, how does he find all of these useless super rare things, but not a village??

[@npelolli]

Exept when he got 8 pearls from a Piglin

[@datboisolar9498]

@@npelolli its a speed run strategy for a reason

[@VengefulC]

Sounds like my luck

[@bulkyiest]

​@@datboisolar9498ok but he got it first try when there's a 1 in 52 chance to get said trade

[@thomasfuller5932]

This entire video is just him going on a genocidal rampage because he doesn’t like wood

[@Rhynelol]

Ended dragon: what is he doing??? Boffy: begins to slap the ended dragon with a stick

[@ahhvonmiaw6913]

"ended" LMFAOO

[@marley86]

Ender dragon not ended

[@Rhynelol]

Rama Aditya Auto correction

[@goodfeelerman1475]

Joe mama.

[@nepnep1802]

@@Rhynelol you can edit your comments

[@RightBoyKA-POW]

1:19 Boffy out of context. Lol

[@cherryicee4456]

1:47 Boffy: punching a cow to near death Captions: *M U S I C*

[@felixhatton7334]

OMG LOLLLL AHAHAHAHAISHDSNDBD

[@memowl3663]

music to my ears

[@unusanusshalllive457]

Lol it’s true

[@needleboy17]

[Music]

[@catbatrat1760]

To be fair, it does sound close enough to music that I can see how KZbin's crappy captioning (craptioning?) system could mistake it. And you could probably make some sick beats if you remixed it and added some dubstep or something. (Mind you, "sick" has multiple meanings, and a song like that would be all of them.)

[@KayrenGT]

Boffy: * says wooden tools are the weakest * Gold: Am I a joke to you?

[@alxxsv]

Well, good are the most efficient, which totally defies logic. With a surplus of gold in the nether, it’s way easier

[@chiliology3921]

Well gold is really effective even if it breaks before you even realize you're using it

[@idknow6359]

gold is fast at breaking but it breaks blocks fast :

[@loverfrills]

@Blue Fang easy come easy go I guess

[@idknow6359]

@@loverfrills what

[@hykalia6020]

_"wood is the first and last step"_ *true*

[@cheesybeard]

Not just for minecraft ;)

[@hpvrstuff3659]

@@cheesybeard oh god.

[@friedonions339]

@@cheesybeard what does that mean?

[@nicklol8667]

@@friedonions339 👀

[@kam2894]

@@cheesybeard that’s the joke

[@theorangegolfball2176]

The thumbnail is absolutely astonishing

[@jzred230]

12:02 boffy: I Hate this game 13:01 boffy: I love this game

[@Jisawesomeletter]

Xdd

[@thatoneoddkidd8094]

No one: Literally No One: Boffy talks to cow: *Shhhhhhhh it's gonna be ok*

[@tjnarron7618]

HELL YES

[@ciromoriello7054]

"looks like i'm mating with you"

[@Ivan27734]

Dream and Technoblade:We are the best mc players Boffy:(laughing in the shadows)

[@santiagoestebancastelblanc3665]

Boffy it's a chaotic techno, both with voices don't matching their age and dead inside

[@R.J._Perli]

Boffy is like a mix of Dream and Techno. Only more psychopathic

[@madiluvsyou69]

“Amateurs..”

[@sam28369]

@Cyclic Jellie 15 or 14 I think

[@needleboy17]

Fundy:

[@SeadDzubur]

Boffy at 0:43 : ''there is no point, but i need content'' If thats the case then there is a point: content!

[@xentoo89]

"My tools are shit" *literally two shooting every common mob*

[@grudeasnaots210]

@@lilpostbox yep

[@NamekFreakazoid]

Cause axes are op

[@Persac7]

@@NamekFreakazoid how lol

[@cabbageintheworldoflettuce9226]

@@Persac7 A wooden axe does the same damage as a fucking diamond sword, need any more explaining?

[@pepsiinhaler]

@@cabbageintheworldoflettuce9226 wdym? Is that on another version because a wooden axe doesn't do the same damage as a diamond sword for me

[@ruckle9807]

This dude lowkey sounds like technoblade but less dead. Edit: I am sorry.

[@t_linus_andersson]

Cassie Schmitt just watch one of his vids, theyre kinda good

[@yogurtbitez]

honestly he sounds more dead than techno to me for a 14 year old.

[@jamesazerbam74]

If thats even possible

[@weekndfan]

Thats a sick burn, lol.

[@ashfromheaven_]

Nah he sounds more dead than techno

[@soggysocks809]

Nobody: Speed runners talking in jealousy: He was just... Lucky

[@Qobbled]

Tbh there have been way harder challenges than this, in am 99% sure no speed runner would ever say that about this

[@TheGrimbler]

@@Qobbled I too despise jokes

[@Numa369]

If you think "lucky" means spawning items with commands sure... 24:20

[@pascualsandoval6592]

@@Numa369 you think he spawned the bed?? He's got like 20 wool, tons of wood, and a crafting table

[@Boffy]

the clips are out of order so that the fight is more entertaining

[@blandxofficial]

Boffy after having to kill a wolf: "he didn't deserve that 🙁" boffy after killing a fox: "nice"

[@blandxofficial]

IT DON'T MAKE SENSE

[@AstromaniacYT]

"I found a lava pit, I'm gonna save those coords for later." Proceeds to need one later and ignores the first pit he found.

[@zezulin_]

He was about 3000 blocks away from it

[@HuneeBruh]

@@zezulin_ that’s not very far

[@rosannacastanedez5801]

“I beat the dragon!” 1 second later: *gets killed by endermen*

[@melo7572]

Nice spoiler

[@Yayayyayafortunite]

Yeah, thanks for the spoiler

[@thingamajig9565]

@shagbag913 oh ok genius

[@spino9985]

Bruh

[@anotherliluselessshit1402]

Was that an enderman

[@earlysteven123]

Boffy: “I need content and you guys like watching me suffer so...”

No matter how many times I watch these videos, they never get old

[@Intimidation571]

Silence bot

[@Bass_Reaper_]

Bot?