World of Warships - Throw Hard

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[@Blackblaze18]

That "Ikea" at the Post-Battle Result Screen killed me so hard xD

[@dzordzleguzin565]

I have legit cried at it xD

[@theironlukeve5544]

Some say that all the crew ever has to eat are Swedish meatballs...

[@patrikandersson8054]

Me too. Beer was sprayed on my screen.

[@patrikandersson8054]

But it's totally inaccurate. Halland is one of very few regions in Sweden that doesn't have an IKEA store.

[@aden1466]

@@patrikandersson8054 thats hilarious

[@AllAhabNoMoby]

The Worcester was waiting for his torps to come off cooldown. 😂

[@ohjiajun1]

He switched to AP, but the only explanation I can think of is that he either panicked and accidentally switched, or worse he thought AP would do more damage. Does he think he's fighting a Khaba?

[@AllAhabNoMoby]

@@ohjiajun1 HE+IFHE is always the safe bet against DD's with Worcester. No need to overthink it. He should have smoked the Halland but panicked. I think.

[@jayvee8502]

Panic mode.

[@AllAhabNoMoby]

@@jayvee8502 Right.

[@HyperScorpio8688]

It was AP switch, but the reason why he switched is beyond me...

[@uwuthanizeme5462]

Oh damn it actually got uploaded, i did so much weird stuff this game, cant believe it actually worked.

[@Arashmickey]

At least it's better than UwUcide.

[@StraightKnots]

You're a damn hero

[@giuseppeluna1975]

Ah yes; it’s all coming together! The spider pfp, madlad of a...game thing, and clingwrap worthy net alias

[@depth386]

You are a legend for bringing this replay to Jingles. I mean, you played well don't get me wrong but we all know that's not why we're here.

[@uwuthanizeme5462]

@@depth386 yeah, when i was playing this game every time something happened i was like: "surely this won't...". But then it actually happened. I kinda just went with it. If you noticed i only launched 1 torp launcher to finish off the mino, cuz i was almost sure that it was gonna be enough after i saw how bad the enemy was throwing.

[@AllAhabNoMoby]

Love the attention to detail in your custom rendition of the Halland.

[@landochabod7]

2 gun turrets, 0 torpedo tubes: that's a Friesland, Jingles, you plonker!

[@tomthebuilder794]

Perhaps it's a Halland but assembled the wrong way.

[@jm1695]

@@tomthebuilder794 Maybe it identifies as a Halland

[@JonMI6]

@@tomthebuilder794 it’s Swedish. It’s from IKEA

[@firefightingguy9427]

No it’s the herdygerdygerdy boat

[@Kurosaki990Ichigo]

That Salem was oblivious to all this. He was playing his own game.

[@Maddog-wm5xi]

He was playing "we all got drafted" and "I promised I would bring my crew home"

[@Superuser009]

Apparently on a different PC. Perhaps in another world.

[@ryanflemming464]

That dude has over 15,000 games played. Unreal.

[@shawnbrennan2583]

I think he was playing golf

[@47CryXMA]

@@ryanflemming464 played, or AFK? Makes you wonder...

[@LuvLikeTruck]

The G.K. at the end pops hydro immediately after he launches torps and detects the DD. Doesn't change course or speed

[@dzello]

To be fair, if you've ever played a GK, you know hydro is for others.. That thing does NOT dodge lmao. It pushes and spots torpedoes for others, but if the torpedoes are aimed at it, then so be it!

[@DaManBearPig]

@@dzello true but he could’ve greatly mitigated those salvos instead of just eating them all on the belt. Literally almost every player in this match had no idea what they were doing. It’s honestly amazing.

[@dzello]

@@DaManBearPig Oh no, that's the thing: if you're shot from broadside as a GK with hydro on, you are getting obliterated. That thing does NOT turn, has a BIG broadside and has a BAD torpedo belt. There isn't a single ship in the game that gets smashed by torpedoes more than the GK. I used to play GK all the time and hydro was a suggestion.

[@cinjonsmythe6318]

F

[@shinkicker404]

@@dzello Gk turns like a dying whale.

[@ClonetrooperC4]

World of Tanks - Win Hard World of Warships - Throw Hard What comes next? Overwatch - Reinhard?

[@forrestginhd2517]

And in the mornings - I’m Hard

[@theleva7]

Hearts of Iron IV - Reich Hard.

[@hogandonahue9598]

World of Warplanes- fail hard

[@grandadmiralraeder9608]

@@forrestginhd2517 yess

[@grandadmiralraeder9608]

@@theleva7 love that game

[@adzthesaint]

After taking 4 torps, the Mino staying exactly where it was could have been a brilliantly cunning triple bluff...

[@kglguy]

"No one one would expect me to do something THIS stupid!"

[@ut000bs]

Enemy Worcester driver: "KAAHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!"

[@markrusselagnote3027]

Credits also to the other mino on his team, that guy held that flank well.

[@Ned-Ryerson]

He torpedoed Shimakazes. Nuff said.

[@thitsugaya1224]

In chat. "I can't believe it" "You will " That was hilarious.

[@antonyduhamel1166]

I think people are purposefully not sending in their post battle results screens because we all love the impromptu Jingles art sessions!

[@dpsilver1]

shimatitis: Symptoms include avoiding caps sailing to the flanks to launch torps

[@tameexpectations8828]

The worcester changed to AP (unless my eyes decieve me) and turned his turrets for the mino but again changed his mind and aimed with ap at the halland for some unknown reason. Love the vids mr Jingles appreciate you!

[@bearcatracing007]

I thought I was a potato, that was new level potato!

[@andrewng4684]

POTATOE

[@davidlabedz2046]

Another potato

[@50Golf123]

I’m a Potato and I OWN IT!

[@frankysworld]

Say what you want, but since the rework I potatoed more wins then ever :D

[@Zakatak-mf4iq]

Hello fellow potato

[@randyruppel6727]

Gotta love the Jingles' Ikea post screen haha

[@SeeOhBeeWhy]

That custom image at the end lololol

[@jvccr7533]

The ships at A got there in 3 minutes. It's now 10min into the game and they are still there...At the same position.

[@Truth974]

Akizuki meows heard at 16:58, you're welcome.

[@atolokes]

No one tell Jingles about the meaning of his name. Damn weebs.

[@Mr_King96]

Jingles is a weeb himself, he knows all about it xD

[@EricDKaufman]

save me the google search, I am not a weeb. Wait, do I even really want to know??? I googled Waifu after the I Sank Your Waifu replay.... very disturbing. See, its shit like that is why Japan's population is shriking.

[@Feril1]

It's not a weeb thing it's just an internet thing his name is UwU Or like Ou Wu thenizeMe which probably is Uwu Denysme

[@kaminachos5129]

UwU is a face. each U is a closed eye and w is the mouth. It's associated with furries and other mildly cringe rp'ers.

[@Axonteer]

fuck weebs

[@alexwolfe3930]

This battle left me thinking 'What the hell did I just watch' and I loved the custom ikea ship skin there, Jingles.

[@legor17]

Looks like the Worcester near the end was fumbling with their ammo types, resulting in the long delay of not shooting.

[@sweetpoison5341]

my thought exactly. He was probably thinking about if he should shoot halland or Mino in the back because he switch to AP at the end and I can almost his thought process. "Halland or Mino, Eeny, meeny, miny, moe." BOOM no more choices.

[@EvoraGT430]

That Shima he talks about at 8:00 had just recently tried to torp the Mino, so had no torps for the Yama. However he was too close.

[@Nighthunter6666]

Was about to say that too. And he mispositioned so hard it wasn't even funny. How in the world did he get himself surrounded by 3 enemy ships when they were camping/retreating?

[@ThePeperich]

The Salem played over 15K matches... OMG. Jingles, thx for this replay... with all ups and downs (still 😭)

[@timsellers4946]

Seriously? He’s played over 15k matches? And still plays like this? Wtf? How is this even possible? I haven’t played this game in years and I feel like I could play better (not much, but at least actually use my radar for something) simply by watching these videos. Granted, I’d probably die pretty quick lol, but ffs

[@Montrala]

@@timsellers4946 and over 6k in Co-Op. Must be really enjoying the game! :)

[@hedning003]

an average skilled wows-players then..

[@oldfrend]

typical wallet warrior. i'd be curious to see how many non-prem tier Xs he has.

[@Zerknautscher]

I had to look that up as well. Mind boggling.

[@MacSvensson]

"about as much use as an ashtray on a motorbike" that quote made my day :-D

[@shaun138]

The last time I was this early she left me

[@veratisu]

oof

[@SoggyCoffeeAddict]

Gotta learn self control my friend 🙃

[@Moltenbramley]

The Salem has 15k matches and PR of 624 - I think his learning curve for the game flattened some time ago Jingles.

[@mjxw]

my god

[@Kornzz555666]

Someone needs to uninstall the game

[@nicolivoldkif9096]

@@Kornzz555666 nah, I know several older Gentlemen who love the game but have really just reached the limit of what they can do an know it. Let'em play.

[@09epyon]

Jingles implying teamwork in a multiplayer game? Unfathomable. Unthinkable. Unbelievable. The audacity!

[@tazer6059]

Jingles I'm so thankful for your content. You helped me through one of the hardest times in my life so far. cant wait for more

[@bakairosan4126]

Love the post battle screen every single time you make it Jingles! Akizuki we heard ya!!

[@xab-lo904]

This game has gotten the playerbase it deserves.

[@lukecoppin5450]

I love watching these vids on my lunch. Makes me laugh out loud so much. Thank you for sharing jingles.

[@tomigodoy9853]

jingles: *talks about what an enemy was doing during the match* me: W I C H O N E

[@broyderpole7497]

What the hell, I haven’t seen this level of unicum play from both teams since back when Jingles still did The Good the Bad and the Ugly compilations, what a game!

[@nickhutton9216]

I do love your commentaries.. they sound more like old war stories!

[@pazzat1]

One of your best Jingles, please never stop your fantastic comments

[@Dr_V]

I dunno about others, but I'm having a blast with my "tomato" built Shimakaze (20Km torps). New skills allow for even more extreme builds, after I manage to get this commander to level 21 (already close to that) I'm planning to try a gunboat build with another one, I've seen a rather tempting combination that may crown the Shima as the ultimate tier X troll.

[@FenixPenix]

Care to elaborate? I'm not a player but I'm interested in your build🤔

[@miyabe_k195]

Yugumo gunbost is Fun and if you really went to Troll you get aft and the 3 Million credit Upgrade for more gunrange and also take torpedo reload booster 😂 So you have a no citidal small light cruiser with lots of 12km torps Last Time i did this was before the rework so idk if you Can still build it this way

[@AC-cg4be]

Jingles: WHY?! Me: I ask myself that every time I play, good sir.

[@ohjiajun1]

Jingles reason why the Shimakaze launch his torpedoes at the Yamato was because he already launched them trying to hit that Minotaur in the smoke screen. Sadly he over extended, got caught by the enemy shima and died in the gun fight

[@elLooto]

An increase in quantity leads to a decrease in quality. To quote _Trainspotting_ "Beautifully effing illustrated"

[@DaManBearPig]

What’s amazing too is that the Salem is a TX coal ship. It takes a significant amount of time to grind that amount of coal. This guy should have some semblance of how to play the game at this point and he had no clue. There’s people who just log on for years and play countless battles and have no clue what’s going on. It seriously blows my mind.

[@PINECONEZ_PRODUCTION]

I freaking love your post battle drawing they're the bes

[@TheKCaryer]

These level 10 battles are such a ballet dance of timing.

[@easyhistory8126]

That Salem wasn't a new player he had Bull Halsey as his captain and u need to play a pretty long campaign to get him

[@9f81rsd00]

Thanks to these videos, I now know TWO inevitable truths. 1. Smokescreens are torpedo magnets. And 2. The Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.

[@atigerclaw]

"And then, the Wooster just stops shooting? WHY?" Because the player on the other end probably panicked and was busy swinging his camera all over looking at the source of that second volley of incoming fire.

[@landochabod7]

18:55 You got that wrong, Jingles. The GK blocked the B cap in time, with the team ahead on points, so she only had to survive 90 seconds or so and she would've won on time. By straying within hydro/detection radius, the Halland almost threw the game, giving them the chance to win on points. Fortunately the GK showed full broadside to a bunch of torps and sank to a Dev Strike, but we didn't know that would happen: had she turned right immediately after entering the cap, the GK would've won the game.

[@siriusczech]

Yes, I was aware of his actions, too. And with the hydro on I was thinking "well, halland dead and GK must survive and maybe Salem will throw the game afterwards, too?", but that devstrike got me completely unprepared - especially that I have eaten full broadside salvo from halland in GK once in ranked and still remained with around like 1/4 of total hp (20-25k). Maybe this GK thought the same

[@Friday7]

You got me with the IKEA boat, well done

[@TheLeonhamm]

Ah! Sea-legs and all .. there is only one experience better than being able to throw-up hard - a timely visit to The Inimitable Mr Crappper. Joy! ;o)

[@jimmiarreltherford8464]

20:39 "IKEA" 😂😂😂 Never change, Jingles.

[@iron_side5674]

The new Shimakaze can actually do something over 45 knots, with the right skills. Very nice indeed :P And the Halland actually has basically the same Torp reload as my Shima.

[@donsmith58]

Love the post action graphics. Brilliant!

[@AlteryxGaming]

Jingles: Salem and his 9km radar Reality: 8.5 km radar

[@SinkEmQuicker]

Still sat more than 5km away from where it was useful at all times though

[@satannstuff]

If that Salem had been even remotely competent the enemy Minotaur would have lasted all of 2 minutes. Mino just went full speed right up to the middle with one flank wide open. Smoke or no smoke, in a cruiser with paper armor that's normally suicide.

[@mavvh1054]

Much like the in game Hizenberg uncertainly principle, there is a Salem Uncertainty principle. "Just because they have the ship, doesnt mean they know how to play."

[@jdt049]

Best hand made results screen EVER! rofl

[@Gothmog2266]

what makes that wooster all the more ridiculous is that the midbattle delay in his firing was because he was CHANGING TO ARMOR PIERCING...LMAO

[@coreypatterson5827]

A great man once said, "Look at how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them are even dumber than that." The players in this video - with a couple exceptions - did a marvelous job of illustrating that statement.

[@MedicatedOMO]

Sometimes it feels like I'm trapped in limbo playing random battles. Ships aimlessly moving to the wrong places and acting like they are touring the map.

[@unbekannternr.1353]

Like the plastic miniatures You painted so well, i think it's time for a collection of post battle screens to meet some canvas!!

[@vattumies]

Wow, I just woke up from nap and this was uploaded. Maybe I have a notification inside me.

[@Meonium]

Your Jingles sense was tingling

[@lordgustav6227]

@@Meonium Amazing comment 🤣

[@GreggFellows]

WOWS playerbase....the gift that keeps giving...

[@IceGavel]

Y'know, this replay gives me an idea. It'd be hilarious if, on April Fool's Day, War Gaming gave everyone a daily mission... to _lose_ five games. Just because it'd be hilarious to watch two teams furiously trying to let each other win.

[@siriusczech]

love it! :D

[@JB-ys5bf]

Love that post battle results screen haha

[@EricDKaufman]

You've never said Shimakaze this many times in all your videos combined

[@Kalancodragon]

Oh Jingles. Jingles, you sweet summer child. You have no idea what that name is about.

[@kc9602]

At least the Salem had his full HP!!! WHAT AN UTTER PILLOCK!

[@tacos_tequila]

The Salty Chat at the end is the best

[@imoenbg1]

The least stealthy destroyer in the game.... In a game with 2 Harugumos.... Actually Jingles... Oh, yea, extra shifts in the salt mines.

[@loudub814]

Honestly, I love those free post-battle results!

[@BPKPhoenix]

The running gag of "So much stupid going on" is not only terrifyingly true, its only going to get worse!

[@herrvorragend882]

At around 5:00 i caught myself screaming at the screen, fire your bloody torpedoes

[@tabletgalaxy9942]

Hi Mighty Jingles, we LOVE YOU! Stay safe, stay cool! Greetings from Prague, Czech Republic!

[@KaguyasBeat]

What I also find amusing is the ARP Yamato bitching in chat. The Salem clearly had no idea what they were doing. Unfortunate that you have to turn on the radar circle on the minimap which a lot of people probably don't even understand. Not that it would've meant much with what that guy was doing, seemingly had no idea what the radar would do. Simply blowing it just cuz it was off cooldown.

[@dionysisdimitrakakis4988]

The chat is just hilarious

[@mattfaulk8724]

the "sell Worcester" killed me

[@AllAhabNoMoby]

That Salem driver makes a very good case for why high tier ships should not be for sale. He's not necessarily dumb (although he probably is) he just does not understand how radar works. And if you don't understand how radar works, you should not be in a radar cruiser. Or in high tier games.

[@landochabod7]

It's got nothing to do with high tier ships being on sale.... That player has 16k Random games, 42% avg WR, plus 6k in Co-op, and he's got about 20 tier 10 tech tree ships: Shima, GK, Audacious...

[@AllAhabNoMoby]

@@landochabod7 Well that IS weird then. Usually it's unskilled and inexperienced players playing literally out of their league.

[@vanvan-oc4nj]

Thx Jingles, really nice Warships battle !!!!

[@6th_Army]

We love you Jingles.

[@timothylang1677]

"Ashtray on a motorbike"...... rofl! :)

[@Robert-qr8co]

That Shima captain that died to the Thunderer was propably still shouting "Drive me closer, I want to hit them with my sword!" when the waves swallowed him. Oh those silly japanese officers. Wait...

[@sbtua1248]

your video makes me laugh at 2 points.. 1 : when u laugh ..2nd when i see your drawing , reminds me of rukia's drawing in bleach

[@Kilen_BE]

I have the feeling that “ALERT team throwing” will become a popular expression in wows tchat in further weeks lol 😂 GG

[@rjhogan07]

IKEA - the finest of naval construction companies

[@Truex007]

Your art is improving jingles!

[@m0ntheg3rs]

As a Shima main I do the same thing. Don't let the enemy team know where your first Salvo of torps is coming from. Make sure Swedish design aren't going to get yo with their first volley of laser torps.

[@ruskimofia]

Love you jingles, enjoy the weekend!

[@baltsosser]

LOL, you said "....as useful as an ash tray on a motor bike..: and the first image that popped in my head was Mr. Bean riding said motorbike in a White Tux going to a wedding...with quite predictable results that happen long before he gets there while nervously smoking to the church.

[@deaks25]

If we were being very, very generous, it may be that Salem player has been playing Russian radar ships and has completely forgotten to pay attention to his radar range. As for the enemy Worcester, that looks like a "I give up, just kill me" move, which is probably as frustrating as border-humping potatoes. Well played UwUthanizeMe, a really good example of just good decision making throughout, also gotta shout out a fellow Mino player on his team, damn fine game, pretty much won the game between the two of them.

[@kaisersnider8593]

Now this video will make you IKEA money.

[@richarddyson4380]

LMAO! LOVE the post-battle screens!

[@gemseer]

Thanks for the video Jingles.

[@avrahams1]

That Salem is the worst bot imagineable, he literally got to TX without knowing how radar works and just mashes the keys as soon as the cooldown is over... jesus f christ.

[@laszlokaestner5766]

I like how in chat the player of the Worcester was told to sell it by one of his own team.

[@MisterMainiac]

I believe there was a really big tub of glue on the line for whoever could throw this match harder.

[@Arclite02]

A classic case of a winning team that ABSOLUTELY didn't deserve to win... ...But an enemy team that somehow deserved it EVEN LESS.

[@arnepietruszewski9255]

Since the last two World of Warships Vids show extreme skill, we can savely assume that there have to be a lot of people out there with cold feet. They show that they are simply too stupid to put their shoes on when going outside.

[@Peterax788]

Jingles many have become potatoes after last update. I see it everyday on Flambass's , Gibbins, Trenlasss's streams. Jingles where are the ribbons? But you're commentary on this was on point, as usual

[@derekmcmanus8615]

Once more it is time to listen to Jingles talk Warships as I play Warships legends

[@marleymae24]

It's almost surreal watching you commentate Wows after binge watching your Cyperbunk content e.e

[@stevesteffen7001]

Love the post battle display

[@robertdevito5001]

A plane of thinking so low most of us can’t even reach down to it.