Boil Your Straps | Episode 124 | NEW RORY & MAL

Our shows are out of control. As expected, our return to NY didn’t disappoint. Demaris got pressed by the lovely Taylor about boiling dildos among other things. There was no way Julian and his shy date could match that energy. Our good friends from the Say Less Podcast opened and Mal questioned Julius Randle about a bunch of things he could never answer. Sticking to NY, SZA is back and revealed her track list while we were recording. Also to Rory’s surprise, Metro Boomin gave Drake/21 some competition with his new album. Good Morning America decides to break-up a happy co-working couple, while Gabrielle Union takes shots at Boosie (incoming Mal’s Boosie impression). The team breaks down their three celebrity crushes and although Demaris and Julian have strikingly similar taste, Julian gets singled out (this convo went on long after the cameras stopped). Quick sports update, Jerry Jones remains silent on his involvement in the racist image but reminds us that LeBron would be a great football player. Nike drops Kyrie, Kanye drags Chris Paul into the mix, and Shannon Sharpe defends Deion Sanders. Listen to the guys discuss all of this + more
Time Stamps
00:00 Intro
05:46 Taylor Boiling Dildos w Baby D
20:27 SZA’s Track List
26:08 Metro Booming Competing Against Drake & 21
35:33 Good Morning America Couple Broken Up
54:00 Three Celebrity Crushes
1:12:24 Jerry Jones Silent in Racist Image Involvement
1:16:35 Nike Drops Kyrie
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[@ChiefLeaf89]

Eddin gets me everytime with the "YUCK" 😂

[@surdeepc4186]

LMFAO same

[@jacklynharris8249]

A

[@GiLLMATIC21]

Lmaoo at Julians preference and Rory saying Viola Davis 😭 😭

[@nia4842]

Julian Brown Paper Bag Nicholas got backed into a corner and made it worse, trying to defend it. 🤣🤣 Hilarious

[@KatoOnTheTrack1]

Wow😂😂

[@Swayze_S.L]

Brah I used to work in an office with an Indian guy, a Vietnamese dude and a white lady and me being black we had some of the wildest, funniest conversations about race. This diversity here reminds me of those days. 😅😅

[@dahkari2003]

💯

[@nickutzig1157]

That’s my job right now and I listen to this while working and I can’t stop laughing

[@DomoMcBeasty]

Eddin has the absolute best ad libs man. He shooting like 95% from the field. Fuckin hilarious

[@TheMikeBailey18]

“Why don’t you blam they cakes?” Has to be one of the wildest questions of the past 10 years

[@elisabethvelin5939]

That segment with colorist julian was hilarious !!!

[@jayyy735]

Race vs ethnicity vs nationality gon have people fucked up forever😂😭 Ana de Armas is definitely WHITE. You can be white and Hispanic at the same time lolol Julian was actually trying to name a Black girl and still couldn’t 😂😂

[@ronj77]

Mal's List of Impersonations is Growing and getting Better!!! 💯 First it was Russell Simmons "I'm in Bali" and NOW, Boosie Bad Ass "Com' On Maine!!" 🤣🤣🤣Also can't forget about Drake "All of you Hooooes" Who Will He Do Next⁉️🤔

[@kk3382]

Julian’s basically John Mayer and I’m not surprised at all 💀😂

[@Racizm]

“Her shit was swinging….boiled” yo whoever said that🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@cookingwitchefzayy8830]

Finding out Julian is a colorist was wild and tooooooo funny 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@KatoOnTheTrack1]

Damn don’t put that on him😂😂😂😂

[@travionpatterson9776]

“Brown Paper Bag” test with a white plastic bag I almost crashed my car🤦🏿‍♂️😂😂

[@naimavibes6340]

Im crying laughing 😭😭😭

[@millardfilmore1403]

@@travionpatterson9776 it's honestly incredible how EVERY person on this podc contributes man. and i mean EVERY one.

[@travionpatterson9776]

@@millardfilmore1403 they’re finding they’re groove

[@AaronAgun]

Lmao When Julian said "kill him" to Eddin. He was still tight 🤣

[@YoungMav1990]

The Jerry Jones segment was great. It's amazing how funny and ignorant this pod can be at the same time. I love it

[@szasremmurd8002]

Very funny but also very ignorant

[@talltayls21]

Yo Julian jumping in with the “catch a train with the fella’s” was criminally funny ya’ll, and Edin was the only one to react. Thats just insane, because that was a comedic BAR 😂

[@iambrowntown]

Demaris getting a train ran on her by tee grizzly and morris chestnut is INSANE

[@ntwrk56]

Why do all you mfs that watch this pod end Ur comments with IS INSANE or IS CRAZY

[@Nondescriptviews]

For historical clarity, those Mal tweets were NOT fake.

[@htimmy1]

Nah u guys have to do a skit with Mal as Boosie… C’mon mayne 😭😭😭

[@naimavibes6340]

Man yesss 😭

[@DouljaOfcolony]

Facts

[@pericopinero1035]

Mal: “C’mon now, dawg…” *Camera pans to Baisley* Mal: “CMONNNN MAYYYNEE!”

[@brieljones23]

@@pericopinero1035😂😂😂😂😂

[@Gnj2017]

Everyone on this podcast is hilarious without trying . It really works 😂😂😂

[@ariah8884]

Yooo I’m crying from the boil your strap segment 😭😭😭😭

[@gilfordmccormack8140]

Julian's mentions are about to go crazy lol😂😂😂.

[@mybizness247]

Mal and the Boosie impersonation 🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣

[@KatoOnTheTrack1]

Jokes aside, why was Julian stumbling so hard? He should have stood on it. The whole thing was funny and cringy at the same time lol

[@be6416]

Because having preferences is offensive now. Although everyone has them in some shape or form despite the range.

[@jumpsurfer]

Nah it was funny.

[@jvonthecat]

nah the white plastic bag test is absolutely INSANE.

[@bilderberg2418]

Rory's ginger hair lighting up the wall while Mal's marijuana thoughts light the wall green does it for me....

[@Walter_reed]

Tandem with the mandem is the funniest shit I’ve ever heard 😭😭😭

[@CantEditDaTruth]

What was the time stamp? That’s nuts😆😆

[@BigCheeZe209]

Rory saying "pull it up" to show Margot Robbie on the screen is a whole lot of nastiness 🤣. Like he don't know what she look like

[@michelangelooliver2590]

Edin has the GREATEST laugh EVER 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@davidearle7209]

1:06:16 “Kill Him” Julian was tryna get that heat off his back and onto somebody else 😭😭😭

[@mk8358]

this is one of the wildest episodes ever

[@CraigThePoet]

I also thought Gabrielle Union trying to call Boosie gay as an insult was a contradiction to her defending her trans daughter. And this isn't an argument of "2 wrongs don't make a right" because she could have poked at anything and it would have been warranted, yet she decided to use the same rhetoric that her daughter faces probably daily.

[@wildhearts242]

Did she call him gay as an insult or just encourage him to live his truth? I mean she didn’t insinuate anything that a lot of us weren’t thinking. He worries about LGBTQ issues far too much to be “straight” 🤷🏽‍♀️

[@vees.5050]

She called him gay as an insult. His "truth" is that he is textbook homophobic; he has an irrational fear of gay men. An extremely irrational fear, at that. I doubt she genuinely believes Boosie is in the closet. She wanted to poke fun using a lazy, intellectually-void joke that inadvertently implicated her own child. Plus, she gave Boosie an easy out. He can easily defend his heterosexuality, what he cannot easily defend is his fear because it's irrational and there's overwhelming proof that he's more fearful of gay men than proof that he's in the closet.

[@CraigThePoet]

@@wildhearts242 I think Boosie actually being gay would be poetic justice, but I think she only said it to him because she knows that would get the most reaction out of him. If you know what someone “hates”, of course you’re going to use it to get back at them.

[@laurenjackson2810]

She was making fun of the irony of someone being obsessed with gay & trans people while professing to be straight.

[@CraigThePoet]

@@laurenjackson2810 I’m 100% sure she was, but Mal heard the same thing I heard, so the message was definitely easy to take out of context.

[@KatoOnTheTrack1]

We need more Boosie impersonations 😂

[@Blackguysensai]

The Elon musk daughter joke by Rory was crazy. Nobody caught it but that shit was hilarious 😂

[@shasmif4808]

Damn I Died Laughing At Morris Chestnut & Tee Grizzley 😅🤣😂😅🤣😂

[@reekhavoc2932]

Lololol

[@koketsoshiko9513]

I just know Demaris is sick of these dude lmho 🤣😂

[@Chino239_]

“Winner takes all” is a wild analogy 💀💯 lol

[@Jordekai]

i zone out and rory blends into the couch 😂

[@KnightMcflee]

Mal loves the phrase "kickin ass" lmao

[@lamarco18]

Demaris unironically wondering why boosie would be upset about gabrielle's daughters member, was a hilarious highlight to that segment.

[@OfficiallUncleBajie]

I was smoking during Lebanon Don, I choked so hard trying to laugh.

[@michelangelooliver2590]

Julian was legitimately UPSET 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 that shit was HILARIOUS

[@mr.biglow7674]

Treadmill vibes greatest pod out

[@NikLovin757]

I need a on a Tandem with Mandem shirt! With Rory and Mal on the bike. 😂😂

[@darrellgillis1041]

Nah the stamp on Julian face was priceless

[@Deadxssb]

Mal was putting up numbers this episode 🥂😂

[@thecunninlynguist]

I agree with mal's take on gabby u. She was weaponizing being closeted and using it as an insult to boosie. Mal got the boosie impression down.

[@travionpatterson9776]

Mike Tyson told boosie the same shit and nobody said a thing 🤷🏿‍♂️😂😂😂 #PickYaBattles

[@jamiest.patrick9794]

Yeah, D was cappin for Gabby

[@SmaccsBoosieFade]

That’s really such a woman thing tho. Everybody is supporters of LGBTQ until someone gets angry and now they coming for a man’s sexuality

[@nia4842]

@@travionpatterson9776 Boosie ain't that silly. He would have to catch another body messing with Mike.

[@laurenjackson2810]

Thinking that Boosie could be gay is a very logical conclusion considering his obsession with dicks

[@phelansanders]

Mal gotta be the thickest Vegan ever

[@AsylumTheCrow]

Brown paper bag test with a white plastic bag is fuckin hilarious 😂🤣

[@tessa1212]

The only way for Nike to learn is if we stop supporting them. Mal says they’ll take a hit but in the same breath says he’ll continue to wear Nike. This is why they don’t take the black plight seriously.

[@LFXMEDIA]

The Boosie imitation was award winning CMON MANE TWO HOT DOGS ON A BIKE LMAO

[@7teenHM]

these live shows sound so crazy, is there asny footage anywhere of these shows, if not they need to start recoding them and uploading them on here

[@thisisRAMA]

"Do you shit where you eat?" Is craaazy 💀😭

[@trereid9221]

“Where can I slip the pill in??” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@laurenjackson2810]

Mal not letting anyone get a word in while arguing that Gabrielle weaponized being gay but also calling men “pansies” as an insult is crazy 😂 lmfao. But when they said Boosie needs some pussy & Demaris yelled out “or dick” I lost it 😂

[@marcoervin7324]

I'm with boosie on that topic. They acting like that child's mother isn't saying the exact same thing.

[@dretheman123]

Women weaponise the gay status against men the most. If a man rejects them or he doesn’t share their views, a lot of women will jump to bringing his sexuality in question as a way to get a rise out of them. I’ve seen it plenty of times.

[@britneytansil8118]

Lebanon Don😂😂… Eddin, Julian, and of course Baby D help make this pod dope AF!🙌🏽 🍊💰👶🏾🌮🇱🇧. 👀😂😂🥴

[@BigGRASS1006]

Mals boosie impersonation had me tweaking 🤣🤣

[@FlipStar26]

Eddin tellin Mal "You're my hero, Mal" is next level NASTY.

[@jordanclarke6450]

Julian was fighting for his life 😂

[@be6416]

The Julian Segment was funny but having a preference shouldn't be offensive but society now makes it offensive. Julian didn't down grade any1 else just shared his crushes.💯🔥

[@nia4842]

It was a joke. No one was offended. They just kept going because he was flustered.

[@TheBeastKiddZZ]

This shit was funny I juss wish we would stop being called white cause we are not white in any way juss cause we have white colored people or light skinned people doesn't make us white lol smh and most of people in especially places like D.R are darker than Demaris lol smh sheesh

[@tshepo1799]

Rory "You hate your mother" 🤣🤣

[@terezrel3619]

I hate y’all stepped on Julian’s “the Bomb dada…Bomb.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@LaBelle8887]

The speed dating was hilarious

[@MikeDiggity]

Yooo, this episode is hilarious!

[@edremnal]

Naaahh. Mal's Segway from NBC to Boosie sick. Shit was smooth and rough at the same time

[@DRosev2]

“Bomb Dada” was tough 🤣

[@stixxcoco9547]

85 south show family💯

[@tom_broski]

Finally em got a answer to why em threw up his mom's spaghetti!!!!

[@lenado3rd]

First 10 minutes is wild crazy.........love it though funny af.

[@travie786]

So Mal can judge Ja Morant but won’t stop wearing Nike or listening to Sabrina Claudio lol

[@4theculturegaming740]

Life of a Don was my favorite album last year

[@ysodrippy]

Mall “GET PREGNANT” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@danal6058]

what the hell. immediately go back to 2 hour pods 😤💔

[@alyssaalmanza8245]

Rory is too fucking funny 😂

[@tukelenkku2146]

I’d kill for y’all to come to Cleveland 😭

[@chellebelles1536]

I will be in Seattle!!!! So excited!!!! My brother and me are loyal fans of the show and inl for one am very excited to see you all. You just don't know.

[@marcoervin7324]

I'm definitely at the Seattle show!

[@chellebelles1536]

@@marcoervin7324 yeah!! We will have so much fun!

[@Lovelee_rose]

The NY show was amazing! That girl Taylor was hilarious and so was the Karaoke dude who missed his opportunity to plug his mixtape 😆

[@Baddecisionslive]

Soooo true! Lmaoo it was so good! He definitely had stage presence. 😂

[@kevinmorganjr2423]

Rory and Demaris take an L for their Boosie takes. Who would’ve thought Mal of all people would have the intellectual take this pod

[@YoQueue]

I’m not tryna sound fcked up but I see why Demaris wasn’t on mic for a few episodes. It’s cool to here her chime in but she has terrible takes lol.

[@travionpatterson9776]

Boosie was on a whole press run how do you think that made that child feel? Regardless of if you agree. In any situation if a grown man was on a press run about you You think your mom is taking the high road? Absolutely not. She sent a shot What’s the big deal? Also Mike Tyson said the same shit to his face. No Outrage 😂😂😂

[@kevinmorganjr2423]

@@travionpatterson9776 you clearly missed Mal’s point.. no one cares what Boosie thinks, we’ve been told him about himself. She’s wrong for using the whole “gay” thing as a negative to him. You can’t stand up for something but bash them at the same time

[@kevinmorganjr2423]

@@YoQueue Rory sounded goofy too, she’s not alone.

[@travionpatterson9776]

@@kevinmorganjr2423 I heard his point all I’m saying is you can’t expect that woman to take the high road. Mike Tyson did the same and that’s not even his child 😂😂

[@JaeAR20]

Yo the first 10 minutes of this episode is nutts

[@Threelands.]

I wonder what the expletive used on Julian was during the intro 😆🤣😂

[@danoneamiss2839]

That baisley mug would make good merch too

[@OnlyPackz]

Nah title of this one is craaaaazy

[@milesvines5642]

Catch a train with the fellas😂😂

[@LaBelle8887]

I enjoyed the New York show 🎉 , it was nice to meet rory and mal 😊

[@hennyjames5855]

Ayoo pause! 😂 🍊 💰

[@Muybonitacoco22]

OMG i do not like how y’all was coming down on Julian 😂 leave him alone he can like/date whoever he wants! And Mal you’ve been caught a couple years ago for your lil “colorist” tweets🙄(i guess) so keep it cute! You of all ppl got some damn nerve

[@407Movement]

“You can’t wash off bacteria” Damaris really got that off

[@lalaisthebestest1138]

Fam 😹😹😹 I was like tf is she talking about. She’s just nasty with her hygiene clearly

[@harveychapman8566]

Might be top 5 funniest episodes

[@thestorm6127]

Thank you mal for that boosie take

[@jhoniikemp]

Why we don’t get the hear Baby D drop no more?

[@QualittyTimePodcast]

Rory and Damaris sound crazy.... Boosie hasn't even spoken about their child in a long time...and no matter who it is she is weaponizing the gay thing as an attack.....like alot of black women do often.

[@MedusvEyes]

That Gabrielle union interview was from last year so....

[@justinibatzchi7970]

I hate the fact that dark skinned women get reduced to if you don’t date them you’re a colorist. Like damn let my dark skin sisters get love off the strength

[@retiredgenius]

We do

[@travie786]

Huh lol

[@LoneGRoEnt]

Crazy Ep

[@patrickjw333]

We need time stamps

[@tmc2710]

Naaaah doing the brown paperbag test with a white plastic bag is crazy 😂

[@BookerT69]

Watch the opening of “Deep Cover” that’s all you need to know

[@thiccdude6923]

Blam cakes is crazy 😂😂

[@randymanzo444]

Rory coming at Randy's like he aint the Irish version of Randy is wild. #InMyFeels

[@be6416]

🔥 Pod

[@reekhavoc2932]

Boil your straps LMAOOOOOOO

[@thuthukanimngomezulu3238]

"He doesn't like black women!"😂😂😂