bold forms gladius the dark emperor | discount dive

i sure hope you like watching this, because i hated making it :)
#transformers #toyreview

[@leftygurl]

i feel like the transformations is one of those processes where, if you’re the guy designing it, you’ve spent so long working on it that it feels intuitive to you, but you havent checked with anybody else on if it actually is intuitive, so when someone else gets their hands on it they’re like “what is even any of this”

[@diaclona]

absolutely. feels like the designer was too close to it, and as much as i respect the effort to design and produce a toy solo, there’s a reason teams are the effective status quo🥲

[@Bots_Obsession]

This was a practice in self-destructive behavior

[@diaclona]

anything for the content💪🏼

[@timothydavid4021]

"Diaclona, do you still sleep with a gun-mode Megatron under your pillow?" - the lady from Tomorrow Never Dies, probably also OPEN AND PLAY MENTIONED, I LOVE THEIR SPRINGER

[@diaclona]

😂 YES i love their galvatron. i regret not picking up big spring when i had the chance

[@timothydavid4021]

@@diaclona someone is doing a KO of Big Spring with a different headsculpt and a color scheme a little closer to the SS86 figure, you should keep an eye out for it

[@kingquack6617]

Honestly, the moment saw the title fear struck into ma heart. Wouldn’t wish this upon ma worst enemy but glad ya pushed through despite all the tragedies 😭 hope the path to healin from this is smooth 🫡

[@diaclona]

luckily i’m taking some time away from home. so i don’t have to see him for a bit :p

[@Akuma12366]

You deserve life supply of Cookies and Juice Boxes for this absolute struggle. Ngl I been wanting to experience the sheer pain of this thing after shotgunning a drink to see how that ends up. 💀

[@diaclona]

honestly? i kind of recommend it if you’re morbidly curious just because you TRULY do not know the sheer tragedy unless you have it in hand. but also i would not wish this on you😭

[@MISTER_R0B0T0]

I have got to stop watching your videos before I go to bed, I've been having vivid dreams where I try to pack up all of my figures for an oncoming natural disaster. Which, ironically, I think I'd rather put up with than transform this toy. 😂

[@diaclona]

glad to know i’m not the only one with transformers dreams haha. thanks for watching though !!

[@masterblaster8386]

Honestly, transforming that with gloves would make me wanna throw it against the wall

[@diaclona]

exactly why i kept going off camera🫠

[@masterblaster8386]

@@diaclona 😂

[@maribelmarsceau8409]

He's squeaker than my floor boards god daym

[@diaclona]

permanently stuck in puberty

[@transopticon13]

armatures: parts-forming with notions such bravery to take on this thing

[@diaclona]

armatures is such a good word

[@faxmuchine]

breaking news: bad toy is bad and it hurts your soul

[@cheesier5153]

Juice box levels are getting dangerously low

[@diaclona]

a girl is dehydrated

[@curiouscarlo7276]

Why? I think everyone saw that video with Jobby and his mind broke because of this figure. I am tempted out of curiosity but not sure if I can handle that loss.

[@diaclona]

morbid curiosity. and yeah i don’t know if i’d say he’s worth the effort or the money

[@Krystal54-yg5tu]

How does a figure be so bad it gets this reputation and requires intermissions AND makes a reviewer quit reviewing it for a review😭

[@diaclona]

a lot of passion without a lot of technical skill :(

[@spoopy29]

i would literally kill myself for spending money on that 😭

[@diaclona]

then i really hope you don’t spend money on it😬

[@Cappytain101]

Why do you torture yourself like this?

[@diaclona]

for the bit😎