Ep 31- You better have candy! | Robert Kelly & Paul Virzi

[@domingochavez2552]

Putting notes on all your neighbor's door that you'll be coming by, so get candy... is absolutely batshit insane 😂😂

[@davidperez5089]

It's like saying PARTICIPATE or else!!!!⚾️

[@UppingDowners]

@@davidperez5089it’s like it’s called trick or treat for a reason 😂

[@bonetopickcast]

Hahhaha

[@maybachyard]

Bawby: GET OUT OF AMERICA! 😂

[@artaxAF]

No, it's called being a good neighbor. Far more polite than just showing up on Halloween to houses that weren't expecting anyone. It's sad that people now think communicating with your neighbors is "insane." And people wonder why society is collapsing around us.

[@thewalkingdunning-krugeref9664]

I'm dyin' at Paul's speech on being generous on Halloween. I couldn't agree more, but the delivery killed me. "If I see you light up/happy? I double it" 🤣

[@MrDelapino]

“Her knuckles were dry dad”🤣

[@JigokuShoujo100]

I have rewinded this so many times just to catch the moment Bobby bites into the maggot cracker 😂

[@aBT31]

Post-Halloween Halloween episode is genius.

[@user-GamingLive723]

I was literally crying laughing when Bobby ate the cracker and the reaction from him and Paul 😂😂😂

[@djdaddio1]

33:18- the moment it WENT OFF THE RAILS

[@slim710.]

My 2 favorite queens back to bicker once again lmaoo

[@brianlateboston]

The two biggest fake tough guys in comedy. Bryan Callen is another one.

[@maybachyard]

Dude I can't fckin' wait for the Thanksgiving Bone To Pick bones! 🤣😂🎉

[@jgord1569]

I can never have a bad Monday with these two. Thanks for the laughs.

[@StevieGYaSee]

" I fucked up, I shouldn't have gotten you cookies at a news stand from an indian guy" lmfao 😂😂😂😂

[@badnewsjp]

This is such a nice little escape - appreciate you guys

[@csoto8220]

Noone considered those who decorated went trick or treating too🤣 🤣

[@MynamesnotLisaitsJudy]

Her witch hand 😂😂

[@aBT31]

I love Strict Halloween Bob! I had a few kids just say "Hi" when I opened the door. Hi? What? Hi tiny Spiderman how can I help you?

[@AriMarkShaneKippyFoley]

Paul "You gonna stab a kid on Halloween?" Bobby "Oh yeah " 😂😂😂😂

[@nachoohcan7203]

These mooks gagging every episode is hilarious!

[@mike.tes7]

You gotta love Paulie man hahahahaha! Had me in tears laughing. "What they give you next door? Oh yeah? What else? Come here."

[@batabingbataboom]

They had candy, just not for the ole note leaver 😂

[@marcusaurealius6129]

I love this this show. It's like being in prison and the two knuckleheads in a nearby cell start a "podcast". Both of them have committed murder, but they're still funny guys to listen to.

[@blueeskii2418]

I can’t wait to see a live show and one with Burr. That would break the internet lol

[@TREVONBACH]

no bones about it there'd be nothing better... add a tinge of derosa n quinn as a special guest cheat code...

[@BrothaB910]

The J.Ws can’t take someone knocking on their door for a change

[@HF1.0]

I used to do a pretty huge Halloween display/food drive on Halloween night. Always had to expect at least 1500 kids showing up…never ONCE did I run out of candy! That was a good bone Bobby!

[@Tiffany.Carnes]

Bobbys around the world examples 😂

[@pibgorn]

It’s cool to have given the heads up that a kid will be trick-or-treating. She was proactively trying to prevent a bone. Bobby looks good in his costume

[@BrothaB910]

Love Bobby repping Bobby & Santino.

[@derickfox3268]

I love this podcast. Keep preaching the truth. Lol 😂

[@liberator416]

I fucking love this pod, and the trio! But dang I feel like these guys forget that not everyone has money

[@mattlamb1086]

Great show once again dudes! Thank you

[@TREVONBACH]

32:30 ... from hope to nope...

[@TheGoodie2]

😂 can’t wait for the next holiday bones.

[@psychobillynumbnuts1]

Good. This pod is so much better than bad friends. I wish BTP was just as big

[@DeeDee-wb6zy]

Bobby: “They’re playing Taylor Swift in the car…FUAAACCCCK YOU!” 😂😂😂😂

[@emeraldrayne9518]

Another great one!!

[@alfredwayne6498]

I love the holiday theme

[@_m_m4]

22:31 ❤😂

[@swiftdog49er51]

1St bone is perfect!!!

[@UncleDron8]

I have that same sweatshirt Mike.

[@trustmeimapro]

Ready to pick dem bones baby🤘

[@davidperez5089]

Them bones- good tune.

[@hunternorris5927]

I love it when Italians don't think they're pu**y's because they're men. Yet have a reaction like Paul when bob spits into the can. Just spits 😂

[@jakedummy]

Bobby couldnt toss the note and then trade lunches?

[@MsCook-1]

I love you guys 😂😂

[@daleravic]

It's been so long since Bobby almost puked. 😂😂😂

[@kpaolantonio]

Hell yeah, Mike with the Steph Tolev merch

[@bonetopickcast]

Tolev rules

[@jin6000]

Ah, my favourite moment of every week. 😊 Appreciate you fellas! Have a great week!

[@monkeyloven]

You got the school lunch?? lucky, I only could buy lunch twice a YEAR. I had wheat baloney sandwich with oranges and carrots. =P

[@kelty2424]

My bag etiquette is so fn on point now days. Y'all shoulda seen me at the airport 🎒

[@hehehehehehehehehehe2881]

I broke my bone duuuude. Hold my hand dude.

[@newtonfootball78]

My favorite podcast

[@jad9479]

Fun podcast guys

[@denisemacaluso1300]

😂😂 Bobby eating the cracker..

[@davidperez5089]

U mean the white guy?! Cannibalism at it's highest.

[@DeanoPiano]

I’ve got a bone to pick with Bobby wearing a Bad Fiend’s hoody, I better see Bobby Lee or Santino wearing Bone to pick merchandise or I’ll be pissed 😂🦴

[@brianlateboston]

There’s levels to this shit.

[@brianlateboston]

Anyone who thinks Bobby is a tough guy is also a fake tough guy.

[@Daze702]

As a co parents Brandon was only pissed off that affected him seeing his kid on Halloween if the mom just took herself out and he got to spend it with just his kid he'd be happy

[@Jattcowboy13]

I got a little bone wish you had released this on or b4 Halloween but all good love the show

[@SymptomaticEnvy]

I'm one of those people who keep all the lights off on Halloween. When my son was little it was because I was out trick or treating with him. As he got older it was because I either worked long shifts or overnights as a nurse so I would be sleeping and my son would be with his friends. When I was little I lived on a busy road where the houses were stretched out. So I would either go with my cousins or my friends around their neighborhoods. And when I was really little my mom would drive us to her parents and some aunts and uncles around where she grew up. I don't understand the point of driving from house to house. If you're in a neighborhood the houses are usually pretty close together, so it just seems like it would be more work to jump in the car in between each house instead of just walking to the next one.

[@B-RaDD]

WOAH... Is this an early bone?

[@boilatyourownrisk9174]

I think M&M delivered candy to people who called and said they ran out this year.

[@davidperez5089]

That's smaht!!!

[@wantsomemo37]

When we getting the bone to pick hoodies?!? 😂

[@bonetopickcast]

Soon

[@EdLaughs]

is bob gaining?

[@kurtrichardson5060]

Wait what.....

[@TREVONBACH]

Is there anything more orange? (Thank you from an adult with a favorite color.)

[@RashtaEinthisB]

7:30 LMFAO 25:05 doubling it is some don shit 26:05 nah bro jehovah witness cant reject kids when they be knocking on OUR doors 32:45 47:05 LMFAOOOOOO 48:13 AHHAHAHAAHAH

[@davidperez5089]

I sure hope virzis wife doesn't piss away money like he does!! God forbid they end up with a meatless bone.🍖

[@livingfoul4305]

Rich people dont want the poor people in their neighborhood lol

[@jonathanbravo2602]

You should sit down in front of your child and look them straight in the eyes and tell them that your sorry that you can’t follow the plans any more because your mother/ father doesn’t put your feelings first, but they would rather put their own feelings towards me, (then explain how) your mom/dad would rather hurt/make me mad by changing your plans with me ! They are trying to take their feelings of hatred towards me out by using you( the child) as a method like right now, their trying to anger me by changing plans last minute and they’re not thinking of how it could affect your feelings!sorry kid😢, just remember that we both love you!

[@artaxAF]

I've lived in Florida for 7 years and never heard of Mike Calta. He must not be that big. Also, his bone is completely wrong. Kids who don't live in nice safe suburban neighborhoods deserve to go trick-or-treating, too.

[@polisheagle1858]

These houses that are BLACK!! lol

[@Ayelord_khory]

Paulie needs a Website🤓

[@Beechwood.Barber]

Halloween is actually not against the religion of Islam fyi more of a cultural thing

[@MrPEANUT807]

Hey Paul, me and wife enjoy happiness I just don’t find any happiness in kids nor do I enjoy kids begging for candy in the cold. We don’t have kids but if we did I’d rather bring them to the candy store and have them pick out the candy they want.

[@UnCleT215]

31 episodes and no one has mentioned how fast black people are between lines on ball court and how slow they are in-between lines on a crosswalk..

[@polisheagle1858]

In-between the lines on a crosswalk?? When does that ever happen?

[@UnCleT215]

@@polisheagle1858 crossing the street???? You're clueless beat it

[@defundisrael]

adjust paulies mic its abrasive raspy wise

[@chrisjames5254]

If you leave the candy outside the blks take the whole bowl