Bootleg Star Wars: A New Fake | Ashens

[@PembertonBuddlestick]

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[@TheBitBlock]

This video makes me realize that one day Ashens videos may not have the iconic brown sofa and nothing will ever be the same.

[@therestorationofdrwho1865]

There will always be the brown sofa.

[@yokab]

#IWASTHEREFORTHESOFA

[@Tazza81]

+The Restoration of Dr Who The brown sofa will always live in our hearts xD

[@therestorationofdrwho1865]

+Alistair Bushby Of course it will, how is that funny? This is a very serious matter and must be dealt with care.

[@clearspira]

Surely they must still make brown sofas? He has no excuse.

[@jgallantyt]

Luke walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?"

[@roryhadley3811]

XD

[@janecowie3626]

and he replied: OH GODS THE PAIN WHY aaaaaAaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUGHHH

[@wyv3rn1]

Luke walks into a bar and the bartender says "Where's the brown sofa?"

[@Pehmokettu]

Ashens walks into a bar and asks "Where's the brown sofa?" and when the bartender shows where the brown sofa is Ashens orders some Tesco Gin.

[@BuffajoeFourteen]

Or he walks into a sushi bar, ther chef says, 'why the wrong face?'

[@Mizzinno]

I have altered the sofa. Pray I do not alter the sofa farther.

[@Daniel-lg8yo]

You monster!

[@legodemonrockstar]

This deal is getting worse all the time

[@geronimoguy111]

Marty SpaceCowboy and you get to weat a tutu as you dive in a 50 foot swimming pool full of chewbakas saliva

[@legodog33]

The adventures of luke chavwanker and han asbo

[@steveozone4910]

Chewbaco?

[@legodog33]

R4 D20

[@Beezwax99GB]

Oh my god this made my day. Thank you. Chavwanker and ASBO you got me

[@jakubcurin4076]

Han Duo

[@rhysspeight7142]

Join them, as they defend their turf from that bellend, Dank Vaper, the local fucboi.

[@mattleuty5285]

Chewie looked more like the Cowardly Lion from The Wizard Of OZ!!!

[@TriZZMewsy]

I'm waiting for my fellow Wicked fans at the mention of Brr

[@matahari9858]

4:25 that's why they call him hand solo

[@Bukku1]

Stop it I'm already dying from the Golf Ball head, this just made it worse!

[@ayyitstum5419]

+EatmyPiles Lol

[@maxscardanelli6185]

You got to make it before I did!!! xD!!!

[@mrtyler603]

beat me to it. >:(

[@DumbdogsWin]

Leave. Leave now.

[@JanPospisilArt]

This doesn't feel right. I miss the reassuring familiar brownness.

[@brandyw.8034]

can you imagine a toy story movie featuring knock of toys .

[@Boemel]

robot chicken

[@geronimoguy111]

FINALLY A COMMENT THAT DOES NOT MENTION THE FUCKING SOFA

[@nicandknacksandseans]

“I was LIKE the Duke Kaboom, oh yes, very similar...but I lacked the action feature...I was...worthless...”

[@sbilldmilk]

The Phony Menace Attack of the Cloned Products Revenge of the Counterfeit A New Fake The Empire Fakes Back Remake of the Jedi The Fraud Afakens

[@BasilBonehead]

(Not) The Last Fakes

[@jschlattpog3072]

Skyfaker Afakens

[@gayflower900]

The Farce Awakens

[@MoodersInit]

I dont like this sofa, the brown one is nice and comforting whilst the gray one is impersonal and cold. It is like you swapped out my mum with the CEO of a tobacco company

[@MassMurdah87]

Cool

[@BierBart12]

But a CEO of a tobacco company can be nice and comforting...

[@PsylomeAlpha]

so... your dad then?

[@awesomeii8346]

@@PsylomeAlpha that would be the owner of a dairy farm

[@gregjarman2583]

THE SOFA IS DIFFERENT, I AM RESISTANT TO CHANGE, BURN EVERYTHING

[@4O4Hime]

_I am screaming in pain_ _This sofa is in no way right_ _This is really not ok-_

[@jadeyxboox]

Beautiful haiku

[@4O4Hime]

_Thank you~_

[@johinchliffe1540]

+jadeyxboo it isn't a haiku. they have to be five seven five.

[@johinchliffe1540]

+jadeyxboo it isn't a haiku. they have to be five seven five.

[@johinchliffe1540]

+jadeyxboo it isn't a haiku. they have to be five seven five.

[@skyemoon6011]

The brown couch requires a sacrifice for this outrage.

[@DanatronOne]

4:17 and as his arms fall of with ease, he becomes... Hand Solo

[@ab-wk1st]

That first figure: It's Darth Jerky, holding his iconic double-ended pleasure device

[@GetBant]

I'm not ok with this new sofa, seems like an inflatable mattress

[@joeyjoestar3095]

FUCKING INFLATABLE FUCKING MATTRESS

[@brickacrick]

I miss the dirty old sofa...reminds me of old people

[@TheJon430]

Not even close to a mattress. It's a metal skeleton, and just a fabric put on top of it. I have that sofa myself, and I can easily tell you that it's the most uncomfortable thing I've ever put my ass on. I'd rather lay on the floor. Seriously. I mean, just take a look: www.ikea.gr/kathistiko/kanapedes-kai-poluthrones/ufasmatinoi-kanapedes/dithesioi-kanapedes/dithesios-kanapes-42085/43216/

[@thegreatslothlord7796]

+Revenor I would buy some of them but the only problem is that 1. I'm too damn lazy these days and 2. If I'm right with "gr" meaning Greece, I highly doubt it will make past Australia's strict border laws.

[@ubuuburxn9801]

Jonathan Richards Ego servus diaboli .

[@TXFDA]

You know. I've said it before, and I'll say it again. I would LOVE to see someone just go around dollar stores and poundlands, buying up all the cheap horribly painted figures. Remove the paint, and repaint them properly. I notice a lot of times with these cheap figures, the molding isn't usually THAT bad. Give it a decent paint job an it'd actually be an acceptable toy. I think it'd be interesting to see what someone with some toy-painting skills could do with cheap dollar store toys. I know there's people that do it with celebrity-based dolls, and movie figures. But I honestly think dollar store toys would be decent if only the paint was redone.

[@TheRetroMacNerd]

Good point

[@geronimoguy111]

TXF before clicking read more: hmm interesting after clicking read more: HOLY SHIT

[@lilturk726]

If a young Ron Perlman played Luke, that would be his action figure.

[@st0294]

Ashens: A New Sofa

[@LifeBulb]

Hopefully Ashens is at Berrys or dans house on their house reviewing the stuff. Because the new sofa doesn't ring a bell.

[@andymadden8183]

A new sofa? Never!

[@Zyzzywyz]

You should've drawn the sad onion face on the Clone Trooper's ball face, lol.

[@Larry]

You can't complete the set if you don't have Dennis!

[@unclaimedstorage]

For rhe next vid in the great sofas of Britainia series i wanna see your sofa and how bout some more games i can't wank. you and stu are great.

[@blairashby7334]

Mr guru larry sir will you and ashens be playing bored games together I would love to see you two play monopoly, Jenga, scrabble

[@blairashby7334]

+dreadnought oops "board games"

[@Larry]

Blair Ashby That's something you'll need to ask him I'm afraid.

[@kilerkai]

#bringbackthebrownsofa pls :(

[@jacknicholson1288]

#makeashensgreatagain

[@bryanky9392]

#ILikeWatchingThingsBurn

[@brockthompson_]

It was only one video the normal one might be back next time

[@mollineux]

+SonicPlushAdventures It will. this is just in a office.

[@brockthompson_]

+Wholesale Bear Exactly

[@zyphyrsyphyn5403]

That's not the right fucking sofa Stuart! You've destroyed the universe!

[@MrDirrtyg]

amen

[@rhyssmells1]

It's his secondary sofa.

[@MrDirrtyg]

+Rhys Owens do not preach to me heathen

[@zyphyrsyphyn5403]

I guess it's not full of plastic and pig skin under the cushion? Still he opened a black hole somewhere in the universe and is sucking in more things than his primary sofa. (Which is A LOT)

[@がに-k6n]

the new sofa looks too clean for this video

[@nates9536]

This blue sofa is a disgrace to you Ashens. It must be cleansed with fire at once

[@jsreviews5534]

i agree

[@TheRandomEpicVideos]

May the Farce be with you

[@zeo1chris]

must para-quote "You IDIOTS... you've cast figures, of their Stunt Doubles!" lmao

[@adamszuszkiewicz1709]

No i didn't see you playing with your dolls again, sir

[@ZacHawkins42]

zeo1chris Never speak of this to anyone!

[@LightninGamesOfficial]

Thank god I saw the sofa in the thumbnail and shit myself but now I know it's just the office one

[@xxcrysad3000xx]

"Well like zoinks Scoob, I guess I could try" had me rolling.

[@cottoncandyaddict]

Not the shitty old sofa, thumbs down, negative comment, extreme rage.

[@fredrikgustafsson5095]

Unsubscribe

[@warren6123]

flagged

[@ARQ93]

riot

[@SelenePalemoon]

doxxed

[@warren6123]

Swatted

[@Tazza81]

In brown sofa we trust

[@sauroposeidon1]

They just realized that they were knockoffs, that's why they look so worried. xD

[@penjackerrekcajnep1037]

THE SOFA'S NOT BROWN THE SOFA'S NOT BROWN

[@eirikrhinnraui4098]

Don't worry, it's just the secondary backup sofa.

[@pep3001]

thanks ashens, the replacement of the sofa has given me clinical depression, morbid obesity and type 2 diabetes. And cancer.

[@semi-average-guy]

Bring back our beloved brown crappy sofa at once!

[@SHITsk8isgr8]

I don't think he's in his house in videos. I keep hearing very low voices in the backround.

[@geronimoguy111]

Just Morton get a new profile pic first

[@MadsLarry]

I literally cried of laughter when he pulled the helmet off the clone trooper An Excellent Video

[@DaveLennonCopeland]

Exactly what happened to me, funniest bit ever.

[@666lolzzz]

that ain't a couch, that's one of those inflatable mattresses

[@tedturneriscrazy]

A fucking inflatable fucking mattress?

[@jsreviews5534]

+tedturneriscrazy omg brilliant reference😃

[@Redhotsmasher]

+tedturneriscrazy An Excellent Reference.

[@xeokym223]

_"I'm going to try Scooby now. _*_RRR-RR-RRRR_*_"_

[@jetiscute1]

Luke has the same face I make when I lose a sneeze and I'm trying to get it back.

[@bbsuffering]

The sofa may be different, but at least we've still got our good, ol' Ashens. [Screams internally].

[@mat8448]

OMFG that moment when you took the helmet off, I died of laughter.

[@wilhobbs207]

If that ball-headed storm trooper were coming at me with that smile I be scared sh*tless. 😨

[@HipsterBlackMetalOfficial]

When he took off the stormtrooper helmet, he should have drawn the Sad Onion. nought to three...

[@ErikratKhandnalie]

11:00 man, the new home star runner looks great.

[@SenorBolsa]

I imagine one day you will have to build a replica sofa set to replace the real deal.

[@rose8593]

The sofa is different. I'm triggered.

[@v0id19]

bootleg star wars crap on a bootleg sofa

[@andymadden8183]

Bootleg Ashens sofa! Now in depressingly-not-brown grey!

[@mazzamunchkin465]

Ewww the sofa no Ashens please change it back

[@samholdsworth420]

P(u)ssy

[@Lazarus7000]

To Hell with sofas, this video is goddamn funny, and that's why we're here. Good show.

[@Ailasor]

Luke looks like Benedict Cumberbatch

[@JackChambersWard]

I always love hearing Alec join you on the Star Wars videos!

[@Liamv4696]

i watch most of ashens' videos, and upon seeing the lack of brown couch, and the way he just glazed over the fact it was not there, i thought i must have missed something, or a series of new videos where there was no brown couch..

[@starchild7843]

Luke just now feeling the horror that he just found out that Leia is his sister and they kissed! Or that look he is showing surprised and sad, he just saw his uncle and aunts crispy babies by the door of that underground kind of house.

[@mitchlmitten5874]

We should start a petition to get Golf Ball Head in Star Wars Eight.

[@faxmuchine]

Maybe in Sense of Right Alliance.

[@markplott4820]

its the Tom Servo trooper............ha ha ha ha ha.

[@shoopnooop2952]

start one I wonder how many will vote for that

[@mitchlmitten5874]

Mark Plott MST3K reference. Nice.

[@geebsterswats]

You missed the opportunity to turn the stormtrooper head into 0-3 sad onions

[@Postcinct]

These Rogue One leaks are getting harder and harder to take seriously...

[@Patchnote2.0]

With the different couch it felt like I was watching a future video of Ashens... or maybe it was the top-notch, next level Star Wars figures.

[@happydorkgirl]

Star Wars: The Force Afakens.

[@TheForeignCitizen]

One of my subscribers sent me here. I just made a video putting together a Stars Wars (Yes, STARS Wars) "Lego" set. I love collecting bootleg Star Wars things -- especially Stormtroopers.

[@kokodin5895]

Sad onion trooper :]

[@memejesus4294]

I honestly think that knockoff action figures are more fun to own and mess with than real, legitimate figurines

[@theinternexperience890]

Pre order the blue sofa DLC

[@bchin4005]

bwahahaha!

[@gayflower900]

3:50 The look Han Solo makes when he realizes that Luke and Leia are siblings and suddenly remembers all the times they kissed

[@noahb350]

I can't wait for The Fake Awakens

[@jimmothyjohnson]

It'll just be a copy of this one.

[@HMansion999]

haha ... The Force a-fakens !

[@ronaldpaterni5081]

I came for bootlegs...saw the soccer ball-head stormtrooper. Left very happy. Cheers!

[@janbloem1256]

The clone trooper should have been the sad onion!

[@digdugs57]

Cat Poo Orange and Golf Ball Stormtropper= Most epic Ashens ever. I haven't laughed that hard in a while. I tip my hat to your sir. Jolly good video.

[@creamwarrior]

A GREY couch? unsubbed.

[@theflyingmusician1]

I actually really like that sofa, I reckon that should be the next colour for an upgrade :) The grey/blue contrasts the colours of the figures nicely and shows them off.

[@ARCWuLF]

For this episode, the role of "Luke Skywalker" will be played by Ron Perlman.

[@dylanisntsimping]

Luke. Luke changes.

[@jtodd0221]

That's exactly what I thought of lol. It looks uncannily like Ron Perlman.

[@ARCWuLF]

John Todd It's not just the face, either: He's freakishly tall compared to the other figures...

[@Trashware]

That Yoda upskirt perspective had my Force disturbed for at least four minutes

[@ditto56789]

Bootleg Star Wars: A New Sofa

[@hex_6590]

Love the vaguely Star Wars music in the beginning. Really gives me them bootleg vibes.

[@calum5975]

.... sofa.... ??

[@bokaboi]

Loved this video. Watched it on my iPad in bed. Convulsed trying to contain unfathomable amounts of laughter, failed and woke up my wife.... Now we're fighting. Nice going.

[@CreeperGurlGaming]

theirs bootleg sofa too

[@higg4209]

Tru

[@davidcarr4991]

Stormtroopers removes helmet... cue Tom Hanks - "Wilson!"...

[@peterhausenthedragon2082]

The sofa the sofaaaa nooooooo.... but that's what I come here for...

[@xXOmegaXxPlays]

then fuck off problem solved

[@peterhausenthedragon2082]

+Omega _ what u so salty?

[@xXOmegaXxPlays]

Bobby Drage i'm not im just telling you the obvious solution to the problem

[@peterhausenthedragon2082]

+Omega _ well thanks I'll make sure to write that down on Wikipedia...

[@WOSArchives]

0:11 Aww. This is Episode IV? I was looking for Episo pe IV.

[@freebite]

"It is a period of uncivil KZbin comments." sooo, literally any period ever then?

[@Rysuko1]

Fucking hell man, seeing that gray sofa makes me feel like I'm in the future, looks so bloody advanced. Just look at those shades of gray! We live in the year 2016 and it's showing.

[@NathanCassidy721]

Darth Maul looks like he has a mustache.

[@simonhancoco6782]

"he's just discovered he's accidentally bought tickets to see batman vs superman" he says with a batman band on his wrist

[@johnsquarez6806]

just means he isn't biased.

[@simonhancoco6782]

what he should've said instead was "he's just seen the new ghostbusters trailer" oh no im a misogynist and didn't even know

[@TheToyBoy1978]

Your point is?

[@Zaqinabox]

Man! Han looks like he's just been stabbed!

[@ShadowFoxSoothsayer]

oh you..... there is the door... leave....

[@Rocinante158]

I vouch for Ashens as the new voice actor for Scooby-Doo.

[@Treeink1]

the storm trooper is a sad onion,happy apparently

[@ZefVolk]

That Han Solo looks more like a highly concerned Richard Gere than Harrison Ford.

[@rafaelf4734]

You have the same ikea sofa as me :)

[@greybeard29]

I want that storm trooper so bad. That thing had me crying

[@legofanguyvid]

The dreaded sith double ended didlo... 0:48

[@MondySpartan]

The first Ashens video in where the sofa isn't anymore brown.

[@vinesauceobscurities]

I wonder how they'll do submerged in acetone.

[@Jasonwolf1495]

Can I just say the idea of luke catching a lightsaber with his hand because the force would be the BEST moment of a fight.

[@shepd3]

What do you call Han Solo's severed hand? Hand solo.

[@thesuperloregod4815]

Bootleg figures are based on: 2005 Darth Maul 1999 Luke Skywalker 2000 Han solo? 2008 Chewbacca 1999 Yoda? 2005 R2-D2 2004 C-3PO 2005 Clone Trooper

[@Puddingfuzz]

that couch must be fake aswell

[@TC64X]

"in hope of getting ADSENSE revenue" just made me spit out my drink hilarious dude

[@Krynictrace]

I find your lack of brown sofa disturbing...

[@kn3448]

The Han Solo figure's expression looks like he's walked in on Chewbacca having his wicked Wookie way with either princess Leia or Luke. Or even Lando.

[@sup209]

What happened to the brown sofa we all know and love?