Bootleg Star Wars: The Fake Awakens | Ashens

[@LordAntalon]

The fake starwars music is so perfectly on point enough to relate, yet obscure enough to not need licensing. I love it!

[@isaiahdaniels5643]

I was thinking the same thing actually. It's better than any royalty free soundalike I've ever heard before.

[@weeseet]

Yoda looks like he's wearing a dinner jacket and giving a drunken toast at a wedding

[@markplott4820]

Darth Vader the roast of the Emperor.

[@synedrus_]

Been, been around for- HICK- 900 years, and when, when 900 years, make marrige work, you can't, but make, make lots of force, stuff... Ask, you- BURP- ask question, you must. Do wrong, wh-BURP-what?

[@archiemullins331]

THATS WHAT I THOUGHT

[@jasonbowman9521]

It's Yoda, Fantasy Island edition. :) Boss Da' X-Wing! Da' X-Wing!

[@Wombattlr]

Nice x100

[@tehberral]

3:07 Who made her a gunner? ME, SIR. SHE'S MY COUSIN.

[@Jay-uu5lu]

Im surrounded by assholes

[@chillpollo]

lmao spaceballs

[@deathgacha4846]

Ya stupid shit

[@vincentkosharek2216]

AllRightsRejected oh man that takes me back

[@GmodPlusWoW]

@@Jay-uu5lu Keep firing, Assholes!

[@leadbman]

I love that you brought back "Episope" from your bootleg DVD video =) The continuity is strong with this channel. Nice video guys!

[@TheHeroOfTomorrow]

"Who made that woman a gunner?!" "I did, sir! She's my cousin!"

[@darthcinema4262]

"Who's she?" "She's an asshole, sir."

[@Larry]

Such a shame Dennis wasn't in the Force Awakens :(

[@foxy3653]

Hey Larry! I can't wait for your new fact hunt. I wanna see the angry American coders.

[@MayhemDante]

Why are we still awake?

[@foxy3653]

+Shady Waver It's not even 10 P.M where I live.

[@Liamlucid]

02:30 in the UK, i'm drunk and looking at bootleg Star Wars. I'll say no more

[@jigglybiglets]

hey Larry. got that laptop yet.

[@MemeTish]

Should've called this "The Farce Awakens"

[@sawyererickson3424]

I actually laughed aloud at this why is it so funny

[@mikeypartymusic6760]

lol this one got me too lol

[@xD-pi1uh]

i dont get it

[@xD-pi1uh]

i dont get it

[@Cheatster9000x]

The Farce A-fake-ens

[@Karagianis]

I do like how the Rey figure is completely crosseyed! :D

[@CountOrlok22]

"A Stormtrooper as designed by Aardman." That gives me so many ideas!

[@ryandevan2793]

Like what?

[@RIGman0497]

Aardman Animations. The company who created Wallace and Gromit.

[@LunarLanderMk1]

"When 900 years old you reach, look both ways you still must" Seems legit

[@PKpaula425]

Oh, i've got it- the vader figure is actually what Kylo Ren imagines every time he thinks of ol' Anakin. Buff, cool space armor, and a dapper silver belly bowtie.

[@5HlNOBI]

"Grown big I have". - Yoda I ROLF'd.

[@markplott4820]

yoda is a furry.

[@Ass_Burgers_Syndrome]

Stop in the name of love, "before my heart you break" hahahahah that one got me rofl'ing !

[@jonaslindley4260]

Rolled on the laughing floor

[@Ass_Burgers_Syndrome]

On the floor laughing I rolled !!

[@Grungle466]

Rolf Sartorius.

[@rebeccaschade3987]

Hmmm, if I had that Kylo Ren figure, I would take some snips to the stupid crossguard and painted his mask to convert him into Darth Revan from Knights of the Old Republic.

[@Silver_wind_1987_]

Rebecca Schade haha and if I had a hold of that darth vader I'd probably paint a tux on him....just for fun or convert him into batman....or cogsworth from transformers the last knight 😅

[@xminusone1]

He actually look quite alike. Just change the lightsaber and the mask color and there it is.

[@lecktrik8903]

Yoda looks as if he stole some of Peter Griffin's clothes.

[@RealBond101]

“Shut up meg I said”

[@amiralawi620]

Rey's face looks like the pink chicken luncheon meat ashens ate in one of his videos

[@TheHutchy01]

I'm thinking that the person who designed and painted that had never seen a white person... Or a woman.

[@maniaclaugh]

She has a terrible sunburn!

[@JonatasAdoM]

@@maniaclaugh She spent too much time under the two Suns of Tatooine.

[@hazzywazzeh]

I like the bootleg sofa

[@johnathonwaymire9483]

Same

[@wiktorwyka666]

TRAITOR! xD

[@bitchy-cryptid]

HOW DARETH THEE

[@Top_Hat_Man]

Brown And Grey Are Good.

[@StrifeRixa]

You know you're getting old when Ashens' sofa has changed.

[@thedenmeister6414]

#KidsTodayWillNeverKnow what color Ashens sofa was.

[@mollineux]

Read the DESC

[@StrifeRixa]

I just assumed he swapped it since he mentioned it a while ago.

[@AnimeEnergy]

read the description

[@StrifeRixa]

read the comment replies.

[@GP1138]

I'm assuming this is a surrogate couch as this video was filmed in a different venue. Otherwise I feel very betrayed and I may need therapy.

[@isaiahdaniels5643]

I too am couch dependant.

[@SHITsk8isgr8]

I for one welcome our Grey Couch overlords.

[@GP1138]

I read can't ... description now. Me sick.

[@shanemczane6725]

I never realized how much I'd enjoy reading the words "surrogate couch" until today.

[@nickv.1231]

It's not an ashens video it doesn't feature a world war 2 era couch and somewhat disembodied hands

[@Nico-rr5co]

8:37 Getting a flavor of DEVO from that jumpsuit

[@mordecaieagle4240]

Are we not men?

[@wormaheldharrier3122]

As soon as the opening text crawl ended, an ad for Star Trek Beyond appeared. The irony intensifies.

[@zrahabi]

The bootleg Star Wars music at the beginning killed me I'm sorry

[@coleusss3300]

rest in pepperoni

[@Orzorn]

Never forgetti

[@Eclipse8502]

Wonder where its from

[@Tachiiiiii]

+Ricky Lam probably KZbin royalty free music

[@IMDRanged]

Jim Sterling has to settle a POG dispute with you.

[@Torvinoid]

Is that the fat fuck that "had no involvement" in that clearly rigged Pogs 4 Boglins?

[@nelsonfastige9071]

he never claimed to not be involved in Pogs 4 Boglins and if you were too stupid to realize he owned a website he said he just discovered in a video that's your fault

[@stanrobinson3838]

+Nelson Fastige FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

[@sleeeeeenky]

I won 3,000 original pogs from home with Pogs 4 Boglins! Sign up now and you get 500 pogs free! It really works!

[@HerefordMadMan]

How do I know you're not pulling a tmartin? xD

[@TheSpoonDeLauro]

the gun Poe dameron had was a surprisingly accurate dl-44...

[@Waffle9900]

Dl-44 (hansolo's gun)

[@TheSpoonDeLauro]

+Waffle 9900 I know... 10/10

[@Sasha7N]

Yeah I was wondering how neither of them realized that

[@Bramswarr]

they emphasized more on the real life gun, the C-96 Mauser. 9mm, fully automatic german pistol worn by officers in world war 1

[@colonelvolgin5029]

+Bram Swarr only the chinese knockoff was full auto.

[@DoctorRaichu]

The title should be "The Force Afakens"

[@ianlongosky3054]

"The Farce Arises"

[@sup209]

"The forcing wakes up"

[@amethystgoblin5950]

"the force fell asleep a while ago"

[@Adumb_]

"The Force sleeps in"

[@muisverriet]

"The Force needs 5 more minutes"

[@fex144]

Hagridly; taller than Darth Vader.

[@rabbitything]

Get a kick out of the bootleg starwars music every time.

[@TheHutchy01]

It feels two bars off a National Anthem

[@aborted4196]

Stuart must have written it because it's magnificent

[@gillnosowitz2795]

By the famous Jim Willy if I'm not mistaken

[@RollOnToVictory]

NO SIR!!! I didn't see you playing with your dolls again!

[@JohnMichaelson]

Salute!

[@BasilBonehead]

That figure at start is a bootleg of the play arts kai square enix darth Vader figure

[@cdeer17]

more then a bootleg it's literally a retool of it since that things is huger then this small dinky thing O.o

[@darthplagueis13]

One thing I very much like about the knock-off Ren is that they've actually made his lightsaber less stupid. Like, a number of people have pointed out that a crossguard would generally speaking be a good addition to lightsabers, which I do in fact agree with, but I am also a firm believer in crossguards that you cannot mutilate yourself with. And it's not like Star Wars doesn't have a small amount of light saber resistent metals that you could use for such a feature, metals that one of the key figures of arguably the biggest military faction at the time would presumably have access to.

[@shadsea770]

I heard Rey's cousin works for dark helmet

[@titofausto5528]

lol

[@ThemmeFataleKiva]

10/10 ref m8 😂

[@Robjr83]

So Reys an A$$hole

[@tieuucanh8958]

+Robjr83 Hes surrounded by ASSholes

[@FameForSale]

+Shigani Kanaki everybody got that?

[@kubster1001]

I love how you laugh at bootleg figurines but then continue to review them on that bootleg sofa

[@skirtyu0207]

What blasphemy is this? A new sofa? What next? mike jeavons as new host

[@MysteryMii]

Suddenly, a new Ashens video.

[@takermyfriend]

hey, it's Deez nuts Chewbacca!

[@southpaw117]

LOL

[@zrahabi]

it looks exactly like the guy

[@sjames5027]

That Chewbacca looks like the one on the Adam and Joe Show, complete with crappy animated mouth

[@drxshock6957]

GOTEEM

[@sariahsaurus]

I know this is four years old, but they DID make an actual "Hagrid" Rey. I own it its about a foot tall for some reason. She towers menacingly over all my other figures. Its great.

[@TheLawliet10]

Did anyone else think of that one scene from Spaceballs with the Assholes when they got to the Ray figure?

[@Jayfive276]

'Episope' - I understood that reference.

[@kobalt_ren01]

Chewbacca's face looks like the Sonic film before the redesign! Also that bag looks like an anti-static bag a computer part would be shipped in.

[@RexVergstrong]

Isn't the Vader one based on the Square Enix redesign.

[@apistatcommander12]

Oh, yeah you're right!

[@pjfair12547]

+The Minion Hunters Nope

[@grimreaper3882]

Yeah it is. Quite a lot actually.

[@druffner]

nice pfp

[@Silver_wind_1987_]

RexVergstrong darth vader looks like he's drunk and at a wedding....but forgot how to dress himself. ...

[@Omnomnick]

That moment you realise the enormous irony of making a video about fake Star Wars figures when Ashens can't use the official theme song.

[@JonatasAdoM]

Now I want to see a character that has a clone helmet, imperial armor and first order legs.

[@ikmnification5737]

The Storm Trooper looks straight out of the Clone Wars 2D animation where everyone had long heads.

[@snarkasticdouche3863]

The bootleg Rey figure looks like a young Harrison Ford more than anything.

[@deeplydisturbed7601]

By far the best channel on youtube, keep em coming sir:) Found your channel today so ive got a lot of viewing to do.

[@Schule04]

WHERE IS THE SOFA

[@isaiahdaniels5643]

I think he misplaced it somewhere. Not to worry! I'm sure he'll find it soon.

[@SegginsProductions]

+Brandon Burrows Maybe Dr. Pepper will give him a new one!

[@elerimurray6170]

Lost it down the back of the sofa.

[@ThatBondGuy62]

Alec and Stuart are in Alec's office lounge not at stuart's home

[@Dinobot2468]

It looks like the Darth Vader figure has some aspects taken from a Halo Spartan figure, it seems to have Spartan IV arm plates, and the back looks strikingly similar to a Halo Reach backplate.

[@henryso4]

On the kylo ren one "He's got a slightly gnome-ish appearance" Doesn't that make him Keemstar?

[@hacnsm]

Nice meme, weeb

[@henryso4]

No thanks You probably kek to lolcat memes anyway. Either way my profile picture isn't a 'weeb' picture, considering it's from a Japanese game, not an anime.

[@hacnsm]

Wada Don What is this... 2007? Nice "epic" drumguy, weeb.

[@henryso4]

No thanks wtf? You make no fucking sense tbh

[@hacnsm]

Wada Don Next level satire. Get on the vertical, you horizontal pleb.

[@natshenkin]

These are not FAKE ! These are the special edition Star Wars CGI reaemaguning of the originals. And to tell you the truth, they're spot on with the CGI added to 4, 5 and 6.

[@PaulSoth]

Darth Vader will ride eternal, shiny and chrome.

[@NicholasMarkovich]

The intro music was a true work of genius.

[@David315842]

Hey Stuart, haven't you heard in Star Wars Episode VIII; Bobba Head will be played by Pieman Segg. :D (Those who have watched him since the beginning will know what I'm talking about). ;)

[@VaultDweller55]

i have been binge watching these vids and suprize a new one

[@cac_deadlyrang]

Rey’s face looks more like Karen Meagher than Daisy Ridley

[@CurtisAlfeld]

That first figure reminds me of these ones I saw somewhere online, where it was these nice 12-18 inch Star Wars figures made by a Japanese company that gave them a bit more of an anime look.

[@MontyTheMothman]

Square Enix Star Wars figures?

[@zacharyantle7940]

Wait, the couch isn't covered in dirt and crumbs and shit, this Ashens is as fake as these movies xDDD

[@b3z3k24]

+Isoedgy heyy I got that :)

[@elizabethshaw734]

+Chris White I cannot believe the number of people who don't get a joke. Jaaysus.

[@RTTLNBN]

+Elizabeth Shaw are you Irish?!

[@5Y4FIQ]

+Chris White looks like someone didn't get it

[@GreenNastyRabbit]

…yep, he's a fucking knock off :D

[@jsb8261]

That Darth Vader figure at the beginning actually looks cool.

[@drgabe2908]

Star wars 9 the bootleg returns staring: Buff Vader Titan Ray Bat-Ren Tall Yoda Jedi ptison suit guy Mutant Chewy Bin2D2 Ball2D2 and Spy Trooper

[@Silver_wind_1987_]

I would of went with Rin ray and borf eder

[@GamingMill]

3:06 Did they model Rey's face on that bloke that plays Shylock, Cumberland Bandersnatch?

[@fullchomp]

i don't like grey sofa.

[@isaiahdaniels5643]

But it's coooool grey.

[@fullchomp]

Brandon Burrows noe i don't like changes and i like brown sofa

[@isaiahdaniels5643]

It's not the couch that makes the tat review, but the butt that sits on it.

[@viscountalpha]

it's space-future grey!

[@johnevergreen8019]

+Brandon Burrows is it Ashens' butt??? I hope it is

[@TommyCrosby]

Darth Vader is based of the Square Enix variant figurine. Square does indeed do make it's own variants (Play Art Kai) of licensed characters (they did Star Wars, Avengers, Batman, ect...)

[@incoggodneat-o9215]

I gotta hand it to whoever made that intro music, it sounded like a mix between the Overwatch start up music and the Original Star Wars music.

[@wiktorwyka666]

omg it does xD

[@eggo5643]

It also saved many KZbinrs who made Star Wars videos

[@TheHutchy01]

It's odd how much like the Warhammer recasters, there's odd little things on the knock-offs that the originals could learn from

[@UltraHomebrew]

A sofa for a new generation

[@MrMoorkey]

They did the head swapping thing with a TCW Obi Wan Kenobi, and more recently, the SWCE London exclusive Kylo Ren.

[@Catboxchris]

Am I the only one who sees a cartoon dog head on the couch?

[@bobiscuit4298]

I subscribed to you

[@JuanRodriguez-qc4gl]

I can see it 😀

[@ben4627-p8o]

YES!!

[@ozcarichy4581]

Where?

[@themastermindwithahat607]

no I see it too! it has like eyes bulging out of its head

[@BrightSpark]

03:09 "Careful, you idiot! I said ACROSS her nose, not UP IT!" "Sorry, sir! Doing my best!"

[@hybridproductions682]

Does anyone know where I can get that cool looking Vader

[@Vaultboy101]

Yeah just type 'Play Arts Square Enix Kai Darth Vader Figure' into Google or Ebay and you'll be spoilt for choice. A real one is about £30 ($50). They also have variant of Darth Maul, Stormtroopers etc

[@hybridproductions682]

Ah thanks

[@Vaultboy101]

@@hybridproductions682 You're most welcome

[@heartysquid]

They did a fantastic job with the E-11 blaster rifle...except for the folding stock

[@Sporkmurder]

Look, it's Keemstar Ren!

[@ryannui]

let's get roiiiight into januu

[@TechWizard200]

Let's get roooiiighhhttt into the Starkiller Base firing!

[@bobiscuit4298]

That's only funny cus Kylo and keem star can both be defeated by a random black guy with no training

[@Crash__Down]

+Jaccob Ransome Ray beat Kylo Ren not Finn :l

[@daramaguiginn7992]

And iDubbbz and gang beat Keemstar.

[@TheTWRModeller]

The Rey figure fits in with the 6" figures Hasbro do nowadays. The Kylo Ren figure looks reminiscent of the Star Wars figures from the early 2000s which I quite like a lot and it fits in scale with the other 3.75" pretty well. Chewbacca's bandolier is on the wrong side, but that can easily be fixed and the eyes could be repainted to better suit the figure. The bowcaster he comes with is rather small, but would fit alright in the original vintage Kenner figure. I hope to find the Kylo Ren and Chewbacca figures and try to upgrade them a bit just to make them more screen-accurate and in scale. Finally, the large Yoda figure would be perfect for anybody wanting to recreate Star Wars in 8" Mego scale. Those are my thoughts on the figures I wish to share.

[@ajl9491]

i dont like the new sofa ..its stained...

[@odobenus159]

The old one was too. Also... read the description.

[@ajl9491]

2 lazy to read description ..sorry ..just here to watch vids...

[@odobenus159]

rob armstrong It's not that hard, but ok. Also, you didn't just watch the video, you commented too.

[@ajl9491]

odobenus159 yes i did

[@eros718]

+rob armstrong He meant not only did you watch the video, you also commented.....stupid

[@luisdeleyendas]

Another episode with our favorite ashens character, Alec! Boy am I glad to listen to his boring voice. Great when you have insomnia, you'll get so tired of his voice you'll sleep in no time!

[@fullchomp]

can't get over the cuteness of yor pic

[@jacobyne]

It's Data from Megaman Legends series, you know, the Megaman series Capcom was going to make another game (MM Legends 3), which everyone loved and waited for but never got (Cause Capcom shat on all the fans?).

[@sup209]

Where's the good sofa.

[@Mobius14]

What are you talking about? This is just a bootleg Ashens sofa.

[@sup209]

Nobody Shit bootleg Ashens sofa for shit bootleg figures.

[@christiangobres5490]

+Davish "Pops" Krail Both mate.

[@A6Trinity]

You mean the real sofa?

[@Pointblankmos]

you

[@MonographicSingleheaded]

3:20 third degree burns Ray lmao

[@EuanTodd]

a bit late ashens it's half 2 I want to go to sleep!

[@hmidouchboetekees5320]

in my country its half four

[@BigKicksMix]

Perfect timing or me - just woken up by the uncomfortableness of the sweltering heat. Time for one video before attempting to fool my brain into thinking it's not cooking alive so I can sleep again. I hate the heat.

[@Ikarias1]

+Isalen, let me guess, it's coarse and rough and it gets everywhere?

[@Xegethra]

Yeah, and its the middle of the day elsewhere. I guess he is trying to catch them when they are awake.

[@FRISKY_MANDINGO]

I don't know how you can say "it looks like she's been boiled" without laughing.

[@Isaiah42069]

The Chewie figure is on the spectrum. a few chromosomes short of a kessel run.

[@chavpl]

I wonder if a LEGO head would fit on that stormtrooper. That would be mindblowing ;)

[@n0isyturtle]

3:06 Star Wars featuring Helen Keller

[@glub-kitchen-imp]

Helen use the signs.

[@zrahabi]

It looks like eileen wuornos

[@NoobixCube]

It's like a knockoff sofa, specifically for the knockoff figures.

[@finndowds4330]

It's Daft Vader, Shoebacca, Poo Dameron and Groda

[@finndowds4330]

And also Rpoo-Dpoo BB-Not Great, Stormfluker/Clone Fluker

[@Crash__Down]

... AND MANTI-RAY!!! :D

[@cole8740]

Or instead of storm fluker.Lames Yawned.(Daniel Craig plays James Bond and he played a stormtrooper in the movie called JB007)

[@juststeve1569]

Some pretty good sculpting there, if you gave them a repaint you could get decent results, apart from the scaling issue. Good vid, I'd like to see that toy set from your pog video again or maybe a set made from knockoff products, maybe a panel of figures sitting in judgement.

[@ChoobChoob]

*The FARCE Awakens. What a missed opportunity.

[@gosunkugi]

Probably wanted to avoid offending people from the west country.

[@ChoobChoob]

Or Dave Prowse

[@wopjohn]

" force oversleeps"

[@loganbabcock6179]

I've been calling that since day one. Thank god I never saw it.

[@GaruruTheWolf]

I like how they thought the back of R2's head was the front so they put it on backwards and didn't even bother to paint the back of the head, which is supposed to be the front of it.

[@thomasthetankengine2257]

POKEMON GOTTA CATCH EM ALLLLLLLL..... Wrong video 😳

[@johnathonwaymire9483]

Dafuq

[@leedesigner1977]

You've nailed it again, Stuart. Nice job mate.

[@xINVISIGOTHx]

WHAT HAPPENED TO THE COUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@xINVISIGOTHx]

THIS IS UNWATCHABLE!! Put back the brown couch!!!

[@PeterGriffinANIMALCRACKERS]

look at the desc you big stupid!

[@tomakacap8405]

I have been waiting a long time for this video.

[@CinemaBiohazard]

9:14 Kinda looks like the mold used for the G.I. Joe 3 3/4" line for 'Sci-Fi,' except that toy was green.

[@eliayase8878]

Probably been pointed out before but, the fake Vader appears to be based upon the design of the Play Arts Kai figure of Darth Vader.

[@bentramer682]

I love you guys, you waste your money just so I can laugh.

[@Sutekh94]

It is always a good day when you hear that glorious fake Star Wars theme.

[@butters26763]

Love all your videos and this intro somehow made perfection even better; thanks for that.

[@KernelLeak]

1:42 The bowtie is the tie-in for their Hello Sith-y line of knockoffs...

[@Z95HeadHunter]

favorite episode so far, well done.

[@daveburger136]

I first saw these in the 2p machines at my local arcades and ended up laughing hysterically at mannish Rey in public

[@SDC123]

I love your attempt at the Star Wars introductory music

[@michaeladrianwright]

The thing on the end of the Mauser is a flash hider and its on the original Star Wars props :)

[@jellyrush]

I dreamt that Ashens had another channel where he was a dog whisperer. He'd go to peoples houses, inspect their pantry and tell them how shit their food was. Good times :)

[@FrontierJazz]

I actually always thought that thing about Yoda shrinking with age...