0:33 Houjicha roasted green tea (my favourite) 1:35 Cookies and cream 2:30 Strawberry 3:14 Matcha green tea (adult sweetness version; more subtle, less sweet - not for the sugar-addicted tastebuds of Ashens) 4:03 Shinshu (region) apple 4:55 Hazelnut (adult sweetness version again) 5:55 Rum and raisin 7:10 Red bean 8:15 Raspberry (adult sweetness version) 9:13 Strawberry cheesecake 9:49 Sweet potato (it says to put it in the top tray of the oven to bake)
@tumultuousmacaroni43178 жыл бұрын
+Al “Berto” Gonzz He means that it's less sweet, and has more of a subtle taste to it. More of a snack than a child's delight.
@zombiethezerker8 жыл бұрын
Thanks man
@princessjuleit8 жыл бұрын
Sugar addicted tastebuds??? Ashens doesn't like overly sweet things
@pathosfear62908 жыл бұрын
+iceteaaddict Western tastebuds are generally desensitised to sweetness. We have got sugar in EVERYTHING. We even have sugar in our breads ffs, unless you bake them yourself.
@Calyx8 жыл бұрын
+PathosFear only in America. the civilized western world of Europe does not however..
@ddoodm8 жыл бұрын
For anyone interested, here are the English translations of each: 0:33 - Hojicha Roasted Tea 1:54 - Cookies & Cream 2:29 - Strawberry 3:14 - Adult's Green Tea (subtle variety, my fave!) 4:00 - Shinshu Apple 4:55 - Adult's Hazelnut (subtle vlavour; less sweet than normal Kit Kats) 5:55 - Rum Raisin 7:10 - Red Bean (Anko / Adzuki bean paste) 8:14 - Adult's Raspberry 9:13 - Brick Wall Flavor 9:48 - Sweet Potato !! (Supposed to be baked before eating)
@JimDeMoustache5 жыл бұрын
Why are some "adult's", out of curiosity? Are they just flavours older people tend to like?
@bully2iscoming8975 жыл бұрын
Lol brick wall flavour
@Aelvir1145 жыл бұрын
I was about to comment that it’s Rum Raisin buttttt I guess I am years late xD
@damonarc50195 жыл бұрын
@@JimDeMoustache adult flavour in japan, generally means less sweet.
@tiki_riot5 жыл бұрын
Brick wall flavour, ok
@thomasjenkins75068 жыл бұрын
how can someone not watch an ashens video to the end? that's where the best parts are.
@Vibinator8 жыл бұрын
+VengefulX / Drhankeey i closed at 11:20 :p
@davves67568 жыл бұрын
+VengefulX / Drhankeey you're literally worse than hitler
@robinblyth53428 жыл бұрын
+Robin Blyth day
@CoolspyGaming8 жыл бұрын
+VengefulX / Drhankeey Yes... Welcome to the DARK SIDE.
@orin67058 жыл бұрын
Exactly. That'd be like not watching an Eggbusters episode to the end.
@ElkieSelkie8 жыл бұрын
For the people interested, the flavours are: Hojicha (roasted tea) Cookies and Cream Japanese Strawberry Matcha Tea Apple (obviously) Hazelnut (obviously) Rum and Raisin Hokkaido Red Bean Raspberry Cheesecake (obviously) Sweet Potato
@Morninngwood8 жыл бұрын
thanks!!
@Kobennibalism5 жыл бұрын
Thank you !
@MrTrolololol1014 күн бұрын
I want grandmother's diseased posterior flavour
@NecrosVideos8 жыл бұрын
Something so pleasing about watching a guy unwrap stuff on a sofa.
@samholdsworth4206 ай бұрын
He eats kitkats weird
@OfficiallySatan8 жыл бұрын
I like to think he has his couch nailed to his wall so that he doesnt have to kneel everytime he makes a video
@googleyoutubeaccount8 жыл бұрын
I can't unsee that now
@wyvern45888 жыл бұрын
Cgi. It has always been Cgi
@pricewilson14368 жыл бұрын
Or maybe he has a chair?
@m4xwellmurd3r7 жыл бұрын
He actually hacked the couch apart and put it on top of a couch. He sits in a desk chair rolled up to it.
@HappyBeezerStudios6 жыл бұрын
Just very short :D
@MaowDroid8 жыл бұрын
the one at 10:40 is a sweet potato KitKat. you can oven bake it then eat it.
@MaowDroid8 жыл бұрын
I mean 10:24
@sugarm18608 жыл бұрын
Like the creme brûlée one?
@axeavier8 жыл бұрын
+MaowDroid can I boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew
@February548 жыл бұрын
+MaowDroid When I saw the color, I thought "Potato flavor!".
@Pehmokettu8 жыл бұрын
+February Sweet potato and potato are 2 different things. Sweet potato is orange, potato is yellow.
+Mac Doodles I'll have to BREWed on that pun awhile
@mrljgibson5 жыл бұрын
The name KitKat resembles the phrase “Kitto Katsu” meaning “surely win”, a term of good luck in Japan. This explains why the chocolate bars are so popular during exam time which runs from January to March in Japan.
@toxictrumptube77634 жыл бұрын
Thanks! Great background information....you definitely deserved hundreds of likes more!!
@rabato10644 жыл бұрын
Katsu means cutlet you dumb fuck.
@JamieMellin34 жыл бұрын
Alan DeGenerous oooh who hurt you
@thearmyofiron3 жыл бұрын
@UCni00PVHNdbmA3m6DfusTOw katsu can mean win u dumbfuck
@HerHollyness8 жыл бұрын
WHAT KIND OF MANIAC EATS KIT KATS LIKE THAT?!
@TheManiac2018 жыл бұрын
+HerHollyness TheManiac(aka me) and TheCouchManiac(aka Ashens)
@jadearcade73318 жыл бұрын
+GrimeHubTV but why would you fry a potato whole
@AgentTasmania8 жыл бұрын
+QuinnKillin Little kipfler potatoes
@bigol92238 жыл бұрын
I do it just in case some insecure person is watching. Fuc th systum
@TeamBelmont918 жыл бұрын
YO!
@thejackofclubs8 жыл бұрын
he bites them both like a psychopath
@frankschneider61568 жыл бұрын
+thejackofclubs don't forget: he is a psychopath by education. We all know that shrinks are deeply disturbed. and if you recall how he mutilated a jar jar figure with a hammer ... you'll know he is. I wonder if there is an open case of a serial killer around Norfolk right now.
@flimdog15648 жыл бұрын
+Frank Schneider I thought he was from Norwich
@racsostrebor8 жыл бұрын
+LollySock Norwich is in Norfolk
@AtheistOrphan8 жыл бұрын
+LollySock - Norwich is the county town ('Capital') of Norfolk
@frankschneider61568 жыл бұрын
Atheist Orphan That's somewhere near Norway, right ?
@PFAlt8 жыл бұрын
Penguin - "Cookie & Cream" One with grape that tastes fruity - "Rum Raisin" 8:14 Pink One - Something something "Raspberry" (bar being moved to much, couldn't read the rest) 9:49 *Check* - "Baked Delicious Sweet Potato"
@occipita_ca8 жыл бұрын
if only I could be so grossly incandescent
@googleyoutubeaccount8 жыл бұрын
\[T]/
@NeilMcGlashan8 жыл бұрын
+Nick Revine \[T]/
@joncurry98298 жыл бұрын
Ashens is a wondrous body, like a magnificent father!
@TheTrueReiniat8 жыл бұрын
Fare thee well ashen one.
@1101100108 жыл бұрын
I myself prefer being flourescent.
@mattlm648 жыл бұрын
As expected the two most common things mentioned in comments are you not liking tea and you eating kitkats "wrong".
@mynameisworld Жыл бұрын
Who's saying he's eating them wrong? How can someone eat them wrong? You put it in your mouth and chew. What do they want him to do? Shove them up his nose?
@Panadomik8 жыл бұрын
YOU MONSTER YOU DONT EAT KIT KATS LIKE THAT you break off one half and then eat it
@oofouchowie64258 жыл бұрын
ASHENS EXPOSED AS THE ANTI-KITKAT
@jamiecranton8 жыл бұрын
I eat them this way too
@TomDanteOrion8 жыл бұрын
+Dominik Musial I was thinking the same! how come no asked this before you?
@endered1758 жыл бұрын
PURGE THE HERETIC!!!!!! BURN THE UNCLEAN!!!!!!
@Rakshasa19868 жыл бұрын
He has sinned against humanity.
@BlendyStick8 жыл бұрын
The penguin one was cookies and cream, the one with the grapes was rum-raisin, the mystery pink one was raspberry (that one took some googling!) and the last one was sweet potato.
@UltraWindow8 жыл бұрын
absolute madman, taking a large bite out of kit kats
@naurunappula18 жыл бұрын
complete lunatic
@UltraWindow8 жыл бұрын
What do I put here? it is designed to be enjoyed in 2 pieces, going against the design isnt the smartest option
@frankschneider61568 жыл бұрын
+Ultra Window going against what others tell you to or otherwise wanna make you do is often a very smart option, although not for people with low self-esteem. BTW, I'm pretty sure he did that on purpose.
@UltraWindow8 жыл бұрын
PEASANT_LORD absolutely bonkers
@Hadmin8 жыл бұрын
Such rebel devilry!
@beckymcnamee47398 жыл бұрын
YOU MONSTER, HOW CAN YOU SLEEP AT NIGHT!? YOU'RE MEANT TO BREAK THE KITCAT
@beckymcnamee47398 жыл бұрын
KitKat*
@sergeantarchdornan62447 жыл бұрын
becky mcnamee it's a fucking snack bar
@roboticpigeon428 жыл бұрын
"UGH HOW CAN HE BE BRITISH AND NOT LIKE TEA OMG" say all the people who aren't British
@Acurada1595 жыл бұрын
and they say it like China isn't the biggest tea drinkers haha
@flyde65214 жыл бұрын
I'm British and I'm appalled. Tea is delicious if you have it the way you like it
@Calamitous4 жыл бұрын
@@flyde6521 I am British and don't like it any way
@photicguitarisakasucc6474 жыл бұрын
@@JakeGutteridge good for them
@lauratimmel34024 жыл бұрын
Yeah, imho it should be more like "Ugh how can he be human and not like tea?!"
@TheMrVengeance8 жыл бұрын
Ashens, at 10:00, the 'face flavoured' Kit Kat. The text on the front says something along the lines of: _"It's tasty if you heat it up. But when you heat it up, be sure to use a tray or container."_ So I'm guessing you should heat them up a bit in the microwave on a saucer or something? -Can't really find any writing that says what kind of flavour it is, just that message about heating it. And something about visiting their homepage.- *Scratch that* it says: スイートポテト at the top, meaning: Sweet potato. (And the "Ice cream flavour" is actually cookies and cream. ;3 ) (And the mystery "fruit juice" is rum raisin.)
@ryanturner39308 жыл бұрын
I have never seen someone dislike tea so, much less a Brit.
@demonetizeddemonetisedinmy18908 жыл бұрын
My Brit friend likes coffee and calls me a teafag whenever I said I like tea
@SEVENTEENPOINT18 жыл бұрын
You Brits need a tea intervention.
@mrsinistersixty97488 жыл бұрын
They are only 90% Brit as liking tea is one of the most massive part about being Brit, right after the accent and awesome face
@SEVENTEENPOINT18 жыл бұрын
MrSinisterSixty Where does the bad teeth and terrible food choices come into play? ;)
@darkmonsterlime8 жыл бұрын
+Bryan G. ur mum XDDDDDDDD rekt skrub sub to my minecraft lets play channel
@anaveragefern4 жыл бұрын
6:18 Ashens crunches on KitKat KZbin: shows kellogs and which starts with the sound of crunching. Perfect timing!
@steph2110818 жыл бұрын
I think Ashens is the only person I can bare munching in my earphones. I'd have to get stabby with any other human or animal.
@MidKnightBlue8 жыл бұрын
"It's so white it's emitting light." Sounds like me! Seriously, I just started glowing and it's freaking me out. Send help.
@PowerChordEPS8 жыл бұрын
You too?
@user-yo2lt8ch7v8 жыл бұрын
PokeVictini so does Mitt Romney! Actually he's so rich too, he's a fucking cheesecake
@barnardsloop017 жыл бұрын
*10+ RADS*
@kitsunekid166 жыл бұрын
You are evolving
@tennumb6 жыл бұрын
OMG SAME
@jamesfromscotland66908 жыл бұрын
I wonder how many folk will get pissed off because he isn't breaking the KitKat😂
@kalas90008 жыл бұрын
On my screen, literally the comment above yours.
@twcoursolle8 жыл бұрын
many
@crazyhecticlife8 жыл бұрын
I am
@woolfieMcP8 жыл бұрын
+Jamesfromscotland hella
@xbell12328 жыл бұрын
deez nuts
@Hwyadylaw8 жыл бұрын
The penguin one is "Cookie and Cream", the grape one is rum raisins. The mystery pink one is raspberry ~~and perhaps something else (couldn't read in the video)~~. EDIT: on my desktop pc now, it's seasonal raspberry. The woman's face one is sweet potato. Seems you're not a fan of オトナの甘さ
@tonyblack55528 жыл бұрын
+McDucky I guess the last one could pass for Japanese sweet potato, which is pretty mild compared to the kitkat flavor. It reminds me more of banana pudding and vanilla wafers.
@liger048 жыл бұрын
+McDucky ...wait, is that a "me" or a "na" in the katagana? I kind of hope it's "me", but that also means someone managed to figure out how to make that a flavor. (I know that it's a difference in angle, but I don't read enough katagana to be able to tell if it's the font or not)
@OtaconEmmerich8 жыл бұрын
+McDucky I swear Cookies and Cream was released in the states for a short time..
@Hwyadylaw8 жыл бұрын
liger04 Katakana* It's "na" オトナの甘さ (Otona no amasa) means "adult sweetness" オトメの甘さ (Otome no amasa) - "maiden's sweetness", which sounds kind of poetic and like the opposite of adult sweetness
@marajin8 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure it has been and still is sold in the UK. Guess Ashens just never tried one.
@thedesucomplex43658 жыл бұрын
You don't like tea... What do you usually drink then? The blood of small children?
@darthnihilus99648 жыл бұрын
The condensed souls of the pure of sin.
@awesomeguy20098 жыл бұрын
Or..... Coffee/Juice? Maybe even water.
@coitusergosum24478 жыл бұрын
Condensed Fog
@Floating.Point.8 жыл бұрын
+Phantom Drags You must be the soul of the party ey?
@lizziesmith31068 жыл бұрын
Lolol
@littlemissmakeup0758 жыл бұрын
the blue one with the glass and the grapes is rum and raisin the one with check is baked sweet potato the one with the penguin on is vanilla ice cream and cookies (your fav one) and there was off ebay for 19.99 :)
@n0isyturtle8 жыл бұрын
Rum raisen is one of my favs Kit Kat-wise
@SquareBiscuitProductions8 жыл бұрын
thanks to you i know! thanks!
@littlemissmakeup0758 жыл бұрын
i don't lol
@8bitPikachu8 жыл бұрын
*glares intensely* you're not suppose to eat them like that
@RSD321KOOL8 жыл бұрын
an Excellent kitkat
@TheBoredEditor8 жыл бұрын
an excellent point
@TheAlterEgo_Ark8 жыл бұрын
an excellent refrence
@XFreeStyleZX8 жыл бұрын
An Excellent Thread
@-Patorikku8 жыл бұрын
+XFreeStyleZX an excellent observation
@neoqueto8 жыл бұрын
As a Pole, I feel offended.
@lily911098 жыл бұрын
As an offended, I feel pole.
@beatrix-persephone8 жыл бұрын
As pole, I feel an offended
@pagatryx54518 жыл бұрын
As a offended i feel pole
@beatrix-persephone8 жыл бұрын
as i feel, I offended a pole
@josephine1908 жыл бұрын
as a white person you have a small wee wee.
@SwingYourSinners8 жыл бұрын
Even if they aren't very good I'd love some unusual kit kat flavors here. All we get is weird Pringles and they are literally the worst
@frankschneider61568 жыл бұрын
+Swing Your Sinners Why don't you get yourself a normal kit kat and stick it in your raw octopus sushi . Or you could also dip it into wasabi. It's not that difficult if you want too.
@davidlemos11368 жыл бұрын
+Swing Your Sinners Where are you from?. In my country there's only regular kitkat and sometimes they put white and peanut butter flavors, but that's it. After watching this i feel i been mising out a lot.
@annahasapotato8 жыл бұрын
+David Lemos yeah My friend gave me ONE cheese flavored kit kat once and it was freaking amazing, in my country we only have the normal ones and recently a matcha tea flavored one. Should have cherished the cheese one a little more, since I probably won't get the chance to eat them again.
@annahasapotato8 жыл бұрын
+Anna Path oh god the grammars, sorry it's 5:00 in the morning here
@SwingYourSinners8 жыл бұрын
America, we only get the regular, white and dark chocolate. Of course it might come from them being produced by Hershey instead of Nestle, but that's just a very bland selection. Alot of places you have to import any of the exciting flavors
@ThePoptartster8 жыл бұрын
He recommends the fruit Kit Kats, but those were explicitly NOT his favored ones. He wants the ice cream and cake Kit Kats for himself.
@Absinth38 жыл бұрын
Always get a smile when I see Ashens has uploaded a new video! :D
@ktktktktktktkt8 жыл бұрын
2:10 The label actually says it's cookies and cream flavoured
@ktktktktktktkt8 жыл бұрын
and 6:09 is actually rum raisin
@MaartenvanRossemLezingen8 жыл бұрын
You guys should adopt the Latin alphabet so we can just Google translate that shit.
@jujukawa80498 жыл бұрын
or you learn kana and kanji so you can google translate that shit :p
@roguegamer71428 жыл бұрын
+Juju Kawa i currently am trying and so far all ive learnt is how the 'oo', 'ah', 'ee'. tis' hard to learn japanese..
@MaartenvanRossemLezingen8 жыл бұрын
RogueGamer Let alone typing it on your keyboard.
@eatmywords8 жыл бұрын
Can someone please tell me why I enjoy watching a man kneeling before his couch while eating kitkats? Also, someone tell Nestlé to ship these damn things over here please! Bloody Nestlé; Satan's company incarnate! All we get is the occasional limited edition, which often turns out to be peanut butter. And the whole bloody point of kitkat is you get two fingers. Yet, which bright devil's incarnate employee came up with the wizard idea of making a giant, one finger, kitkat? I have to buy two now so I can actually have the product they advertise! Well, here's my two fingers worth Nestlé! You treat us with utter comtempt! \/
@annahasapotato8 жыл бұрын
Wow this is literally the "British-est" comment I have seen on youtube.
@andreaoak8 жыл бұрын
+Not A Particularly Remarkable Brick what kind of capsules have you seen?
@eatmywords8 жыл бұрын
they're still a shithouse of a company no matter how you pronounce it.
@Andoryuuu8 жыл бұрын
I think he means Bonsai, as in, stunted trees what have no growth like.
@Hoganply8 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry, no. I agree with everything else you said, but the giant, one-finger KitKat (the 'Crunchy KitKat' as it's known) is 1000x better than the stupid original baby's-first-KitKat KitKat. That was a godsend when it came out. The only problem nowadays is it's getting bloody smaller.
@wigibob38298 жыл бұрын
We need to start a change.org petition to get brick flavoured kit-kats!
@adamharris71698 жыл бұрын
make a park bench flavour while you are at it
@daigotsuwabukireal8 жыл бұрын
You idiots. We need wardrobe flavor. And maybe couch flavor
@adamharris71698 жыл бұрын
Ashens couch flavour
@djadj_8 жыл бұрын
don't forget the ashens food special flavour ones. they come with a sachet of shit to cleanse your mouth of the horrible flavours
@RSD321KOOL8 жыл бұрын
+Adam Harris he's British, so its a SOFA uncultured swine
@AYellowPepper8 жыл бұрын
*Watches this while he/she/thing drinks their new fancy green tea... silently crying feeling like he/she/thing let down ashens*
@frankschneider61568 жыл бұрын
+AYellowPepper shame on you, evil viewer .. how can you do this to our savior ?
@AYellowPepper8 жыл бұрын
Frank Schneider *now crys audably* ;-;
@frankschneider61568 жыл бұрын
AYellowPepper Send Ashen some tea kit kats and he'll forgive you. I'm sure. Alternatively anything from poundland will do.Or food that has been overdue for more than 50 years.
@genorpg208 жыл бұрын
Watching in terror as ashens sacrifices kitkats to the top of the screen...
@tinapettit775 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@iamnotme39865 жыл бұрын
He sacrificed them to the couch god.
@dimensiongamer5348 жыл бұрын
do you finish off the nice ones oor just throw the lot after these taste tests ?? :)
@Dovaz9218 жыл бұрын
I want more electronic tat videos :c
@AYellowPepper8 жыл бұрын
+The Gamer Dragon i am happy alsong as they are tat ^-^
@CBWBS8 жыл бұрын
+The Gamer Dragon You'll get what you're given.
@robinblyth53428 жыл бұрын
I like these more
@DarkestVampire928 жыл бұрын
+The Gamer Dragon I agree with you, but as he said once "Electronic tat doesn´t go out of date, this does."
@AYellowPepper8 жыл бұрын
DarkestVampire92 im happy with any video :3 im one of those rare few that are acctualy happy for any content ^-^ its free afterall
@ParadoxCharlie8 жыл бұрын
The last KitKat flavour is Baked Sweet Potatoe :)
@doctor_dinosaur8 жыл бұрын
It says online you can bake them yourself! Google Bakeable Sweet Potato KitKat
@LordOsnap8 жыл бұрын
I thought it was against the law for Brits not to like tea...
@polk-e-dot81777 жыл бұрын
Lord Osnap ashen is a rogue.
@sergeantarchdornan62447 жыл бұрын
Lord Osnap I don't know what retarded propaganda you've been listening to but No. Quite a lot of British people *hate* tea just like marmite, some hate it, some love it.
@Gayestskijumpever7 жыл бұрын
Yes it is. He will have his citizenship downgraded to British(ish). He will have to wait longer for ambulances and the police will not respond when he calls. I know a few British(ish) people, they sicken me.
@ethanmorgan14127 жыл бұрын
Your a.fucking idiot then
@somregularguy7 жыл бұрын
Lord Osnap that's as true as saying all Americans love coffee
@datboibarlos67668 жыл бұрын
"you stay over there, where the bad things live" -quote of the year
@T_Quik8 жыл бұрын
Your the only KZbinr I know that hasn't changed his intro but still never gets old!!!! LOVE it !
@georgegardner34938 жыл бұрын
I think 6:00 was meant to be rum and raisin
@jacobh018 жыл бұрын
Yeah I think so
@frankschneider61568 жыл бұрын
+George Gardner Sure it's not sake and raw fish head ?
@DarrenTS138 жыл бұрын
+George Gardner Anyone remember Cadburys Old Jamaica? That was rum and rasin.
@DOSsector8 жыл бұрын
that was obviosly a brandy
@prettyflowerboysxoxo8 жыл бұрын
+DOSsector ラムレーズン is rum raisin
@Leatherbubba8 жыл бұрын
The tea ones are wasted on you. Give them to me!
@apigeon41928 жыл бұрын
I just translated オトナの甘さ (that pink kitkat at 8:00) and got "Sweetness of Adults". I hope I wrote it wrong, because I am very confused.
@estrellacolleen48478 жыл бұрын
they need to make a naoci kitkat to quote a friend of mine. (if don't know what naoci is google "what is naoci")
@kourii3 жыл бұрын
You got it right; it refers to being a less-sweet variety marketed more towards adults. It doesn't sound creepy in Japanese lol
@bio0link8 жыл бұрын
The dark souls reference made me smile so wide my face split in half relieving the insect creature i truly was. Thanks Ashens you have shed my skin literally.
@googleyoutubeaccount8 жыл бұрын
\[T]/
@LiamCotterz963 жыл бұрын
9:21 when I start dancing at a wedding
@boboertyusa8 жыл бұрын
Damn Japan... meanwhile over here it is just Milk chocolate, white chocolate, dark chocolate and cookie dough kit kats.
@WhatDoesMyChannelNameMean3 жыл бұрын
And strawberry. And cinnamon. And mint. And key lime pie. And fruity cereal. (Hello from 2021 US. Bring a mask if you time-travel past the beginning of 2020.)
@Drocell_8 жыл бұрын
The one that Ashens kept calling "Ice Cream" is actually "Cookie & Cream" 「クッキー&クリーム」, although interestingly enough it says "Delicious frozen" 「凍らせておいしい」. Also the strawberry one was actually "Japanese style Strawberry" 「和苺」, and the Raisin one is literally "Rum Raisin" 「ラムレーズン」. Cheers!
@HGShurtugal8 жыл бұрын
How can you be British and hate tea
@davarman36158 жыл бұрын
They should get him deported
@Theodore_VII8 жыл бұрын
I'm Asian, but I don't like rice
@_Piers_8 жыл бұрын
+HG Shurtugal it's because he's sensible and tea is f#cking awful.
@davarman36158 жыл бұрын
+Emman Pascual Then you have to question it: am I really Asian?
@SnowDemonAkuma8 жыл бұрын
+HG Shurtugal By not being a fucking stereotype?
@snaek25948 жыл бұрын
[*Japanese Kit Kat* enters the room] Solaire: If only I could be so grossly incandescent.
@Zyphera8 жыл бұрын
I love seeing Ashen be in pain from the tea
@slepptheidol83728 жыл бұрын
I AM STILL WAITING FOR A BONE FLAVOURED KIT KATS.
@adalaza8 жыл бұрын
+Slepp the Idol All Hail Slepp!
@uTubeNoITube8 жыл бұрын
Tea is Stuart's kryptonite.
@IvanovIvanAKrutoi6 жыл бұрын
And coconut. Stuart is just lucky that he didn't get the coconut flavored Kit Kat, if it even exists.
@SchizoGenius8 жыл бұрын
The apple one's been siting out too long. It's gone all brown on you
@Us3rn4m31008 жыл бұрын
Thumbs up to you good sir!
@Danloadable8 жыл бұрын
+SchizoGenius All will be well
@juststeve15698 жыл бұрын
I didn't even need to watch this yet to like it. Ashens and Japanese Kit Kats, that's a winning formula right there.
@ssbmfan48 жыл бұрын
Ashens, I watch EVERY one of your videos to the end. No exception. I even rewatched most of them.
@masonruks-sanders79398 жыл бұрын
I just thought of something that hasn't gone through my mind till just now,but are you kneeling when you review these things? or are you in a chair or something?
@frankschneider61568 жыл бұрын
+Mason Ruks-Sanders he surely likes to kneel in front of the great brown sofa
@gianni43028 жыл бұрын
Wait a British person who hates tea?
@LackadaisicalWizard8 жыл бұрын
it's disgusting and I'm a brit
@Josh-ms9qc8 жыл бұрын
+enchanted memes you are not anymore, I am removing your britianship effective immediately!
@RSD321KOOL8 жыл бұрын
+Josh Reid all English people hate tea, and us welsh love it. but we still dont fucking drink it.
@pesiuber8 жыл бұрын
he is a rebel
@Ass_Burgers_Syndrome8 жыл бұрын
+SethMcCool 2278 What a stupid twatty comment. I know Americans who don't like cheeseburgers so whats the fucking difference.?
@Macho_Fantastico7 жыл бұрын
I'm watching a man eat a variety of Kit Kats on a brown sofa... what am I doing with my life?
@mr.rocket75506 жыл бұрын
Macho Fantastico Enjoing it...
@Theroadlesstaken5 жыл бұрын
I’m sitting on a brown sofa whilst watching a man eat stuff on a brown sofa. This all feels very meta
@johnclavis8 жыл бұрын
That's my favorite "subscribe for more". it sounds zealous and optimistic.
@HappyBeezerStudios2 жыл бұрын
"Is there any that isn't tea flavoured?" - And englishman asking the japanese. Be glad that there wasn't any fish flavoured one. But then, that is something our Mr. Iron Stomach actually likes.
@elviswjr8 жыл бұрын
The Japanese on the "ice cream" one says cookies & cream and the "grape" one says "ramureezun". I'm not sure exactly what that means but it definitely involves raisins.
@seanstone1508 жыл бұрын
+Elvis S Rum Raisin.
@gtad258 жыл бұрын
+Secret Name So it was wine, not tea? Interesting.
@ross350tube8 жыл бұрын
+Elvis S and the "ladies face" was sweet potato.
@MobyTheDuck8 жыл бұрын
0:18 I didnt know they made Estus flavored Kitkats.
@-snek.7 жыл бұрын
Taste the power of the sun.
@julihuman8 жыл бұрын
I wouldn't mind some of the weird Japanese ones being casual flavors, it's just the price that's such a turn off. If I were to get addicted to ice cream flavored KitKats, my wallet would cry.
@DavidMoviez4 жыл бұрын
A British man who doesnt like tea. NOW IVE SEEN IT ALL
@StrydarXtheXGrim7 жыл бұрын
I love this channel. I'm so glad I found it. never normally the sort of thing I'd watch but I do love ashens
@StormsparkPegasus8 жыл бұрын
One time, years ago, my roommate put a pitcher of tea in the refrigerator. I was in the kitchen late at night when I was tired, saw it, thought it was grape Kool-aid (because we had that too). I poured myself a glass, and it tasted like grape Kool-aid. When I woke up in the morning, I went to get another glass, my roommate was in the kitchen, and he said "I didn't know you liked tea." And I said "I don't, this is grape Kool-aid." He said "No, it's definitely tea, I made it last night." So I tried some, and it tasted like tea and made me gag. So the lesson is: tea is nasty. But if you think it's grape Kool-aid, then it tastes like grape Kool-aid and is good.
@Craftysage728 жыл бұрын
Are you sure you just prefer warm tea over cold tea?
@WeirdZombiechick198 жыл бұрын
definitely a strange tea if it's purple because tea should be brown
@StormsparkPegasus8 жыл бұрын
It actually was brown. The night before, I didn't turn the kitchen light on so I didn't see the color. In the morning, I just didn't pay attention to it.
@WeirdZombiechick198 жыл бұрын
Ah gotcha
@WeirdZombiechick198 жыл бұрын
Well that's true but I've never seen a purple tea , I've seen green tea and brown tea , I like sweet tea myself, green tea tastes strange
@Lynzer3718 жыл бұрын
I watch every second of every Ashens video I can't imagine some who wouldn't lol
I don't speak Japanese but google translated it to " Please, use the saucer (tray-top plate) when the burn!!" Uhh, somehow I don't think that's quite correct... (either that or it's a spicy kitkat and he just didn't record his mouth being set on fire)
@boethiah128 жыл бұрын
From what I've been hearing your supposed to heat it. Also the flavor is apparently sweet potato.
@vgamesx18 жыл бұрын
boethiah12 odd.. but thanks for letting me know.
@raven_of_zoso4554 жыл бұрын
This should be sent on Tv at a regular basis as an infomercial about different flavors and colors and how Ashens respond to them.
@mattshipley5704 жыл бұрын
Proud to say that I was born next to where The Kit Kat was invented
@MrDhoobs18 жыл бұрын
stresses me out how you just take a bite of the whole kitkat like r u fucking NUTS
@sergeantarchdornan62447 жыл бұрын
DhoobsSnap no he's eating a snack I'm sorry your not going to be arrested and be put not the electric chair for eating a stupid snack bar the wrong way.
@nachoolo8 жыл бұрын
a tea-hating British? That's some uncommon shit right there.
@Landie_Man8 жыл бұрын
We do love tea but I think the Americans exaggerate just how much
@darthnihilus99648 жыл бұрын
A shiny brit.
@nachoolo8 жыл бұрын
***** The world has gone mad
@Rakshasa19868 жыл бұрын
+JamLover247 Tea doesn't come in a can. Unless it's iced tea - which is more of a summer drink than an afternoon break one.
@darkmonsterlime8 жыл бұрын
+Jsidhu762 oi m9 i think he was talking about things like pepsi and coke
@Nothaut8 жыл бұрын
0:38 Hojicha Roasted Green Tea 1:45 Cookies & Cream 2:30 Strawberry 3:15 Adult Sweets: Powdered Green Tea 4:05 Shinshu Apple & Chocolate 4:58 Adult Sweets: Premium Hazelnut 5:56 Rum Raisin 7:10 Hokkaido Red Bean 8:15 Adult Sweets: Raspberry 9:13 Cheesecake 9:52 Sweet Potato (Bakeable Kitkat) Japanese Experienece: One semester of community college Japanese 101 and a decade of hentai of many very specific fetishes.
@IvanovIvanAKrutoi6 жыл бұрын
40% of people disliked this video for Ashens not liking tea, 60% of the people disliked the video for the way Ashens ate Kit Kats.
@Adam-tp8py8 жыл бұрын
Is the 10:40 one a Caramac/Gold sort of thing?
@bturner9998 жыл бұрын
I can't believe the anti-tea sentiments. Not because you're an Englishman, I've wrapped my head around stereotypes and how many enjoy defying them, but I've just never heard of anybody who passionately hates tea as much as Ashens. I get not liking it, but it hits the gag reaction for poor Stuart here
@sampatterson89868 жыл бұрын
presses as soon as notified 6 mins late
@ThatWeirdoWhoMakesVideos8 жыл бұрын
same
@ralfsstuff8 жыл бұрын
The second one (cookie and cream) is something i would love to try.
@ralfsstuff8 жыл бұрын
Also the blue one after the jump cut is rum raisins.
@boredwithalaptop8 жыл бұрын
Cookies and cream is one of the normal flavours available over here in the UK.
@ralfsstuff8 жыл бұрын
+Daire Pineapple I live in Germany and we don't have them here as far as i know. Maybe i can import some crom the UK then. Should be cheaper then japanese Kit Kats. thx^^
@boredwithalaptop8 жыл бұрын
+vvpex Yeah we've also got a toffee flavour thing as well. Have fun
@MrDeits978 жыл бұрын
+Daire Pineapple i think they stopped cookies and cream one and the caramac one might be gone aswell
@Thayra8 жыл бұрын
Okay so 1:38 was 'Cookies and cream', 6:05 was 'Rum and Raisin'. Sadly my Japanese reading skills fail me on the cherry-like one, and the last one that has a bunch of writing.
@still_guns8 жыл бұрын
Red bean is, as I understand it, a favourite sweet in Japan... yeah, I don't understand it either. Also, YAAYY, another Brit who hates tea!
@RegurgitatedNews8 жыл бұрын
I'm listening to a thirty something year old doctor of philosophy eating Japanese kit-kats while he waves his hands in front of a camera and a ratty old couch. What the everloving fuck am I doing with my life?
@Saminkio8 жыл бұрын
You should get off KZbin and go back to fortificating
@coitusergosum24478 жыл бұрын
Use your Magic Pain Glove for guidance, Rogal
@Seirunir8 жыл бұрын
+Rogal Dorn I think he's 40 by now, also wasn't it a Doctor of psychology?
@joeschmoe50638 жыл бұрын
+Seirunir doctor of philosophy is the full name of any PhD
@Seirunir8 жыл бұрын
Amarís Gloomwing Oh xD Well, nevermind then ^^ English is not my first Language so I didn't know that x)
@Geno27338 жыл бұрын
Wish they sold these in more places than just Japan.
@varietywiarrior5 жыл бұрын
The green tea kitkats are delicious. I buy a big bag of the matcha ones every now and then.
@JoLiKMC8 жыл бұрын
"Well, I hate tea..." I knew it all along, he's an Aussie in disguise.
@samvimes95108 жыл бұрын
I don't understand how it's possible to hate tea. You're weird, Ashens.
@adintijerina75968 жыл бұрын
not as a stereotype i can understand people who dont like tea in general its not because your British i just think it weird how a human can hate tea
@AgentTasmania8 жыл бұрын
Because tea is disgusting
@adintijerina75968 жыл бұрын
+AgentTasmania i love you
@LeafShade8 жыл бұрын
It is literally leaf juice. Hot water, and leaves...
@gayflower9008 жыл бұрын
Artificial tea flavor is Satan incarnate, or so I'm told
@firstnamelastname47528 жыл бұрын
I definitely prefer smaller Ashens with more regular uploads. Google Analytics have me pegged.
@firstnamelastname47528 жыл бұрын
I just realised how weird it is that I like watching this. What's wrong with me.
@frankschneider61568 жыл бұрын
+Firstname Lastname Absolutely nothing. Ashen is just a rather intelligent and slightly cynical bastard. That's quite entertaining to thinking people.
@firstnamelastname47528 жыл бұрын
But I don't come here to learn anything. I come here to watch him put things in his mouth or open toy boxes.
@googleyoutubeaccount8 жыл бұрын
Ew, weeaboo sticks!
@cheekyscrub15178 жыл бұрын
good name for them haha
@kingding32278 жыл бұрын
i see you everywhere!
@272arshan8 жыл бұрын
+Spartanise Literally meantions "grossly incandescent" in the video and you choose to say THIS BULLSHIT!?
@googleyoutubeaccount8 жыл бұрын
+S.A. H. \[T]/
@julihuman8 жыл бұрын
I think Pocky are more like weeaboo sticks
@katuroo8 жыл бұрын
where do you get your kit kats, because I've only shopped at j-list
@GofficLemons8 жыл бұрын
Ashens is one sadistic, cruel monster...HE DID NOT DECIDE TO SNAP IT IN HALF!!
@SHADOW170188 жыл бұрын
crush em all up and snort em
@googleyoutubeaccount8 жыл бұрын
Yeeeeeaaa buddy
@Ella-ki9kq8 жыл бұрын
you know how to do it!
@pidlive8 жыл бұрын
Lol yeah me and my mate used to short sherbet when we were about 10 because we thought we were "cool dudes taking drugs".
@sergeantarchdornan62447 жыл бұрын
Sticky what like sherbet?
@marko8markovic7 жыл бұрын
is there a different way to consume kitkats
@NotATube8 жыл бұрын
Given that this is Nestlé, they must surely sell a "baby milk" flavour Kit Kat... or is that one only marketed in developing countries?
@100GTAGUY8 жыл бұрын
what the hell is baby milk? lol
@kandyburra8 жыл бұрын
Milk made out of babies. Duh
@atomknight83618 жыл бұрын
wtf is wrong with you you're supposed to split it before eating it
@storingjazzinmycheeksforth53198 жыл бұрын
Jeez that's an overreaction
@cannedcream8 жыл бұрын
+Victor Sullivan Like their song goes: "Eat 'em at once. Eat 'em at once."
@storingjazzinmycheeksforth53198 жыл бұрын
+cannedcream I'm sorry, what song is that?
@brittanymckeever11798 жыл бұрын
No. I prefer to bite them like Stuart does.
@Johnspartan2968 жыл бұрын
+Victor Sullivan *You're
@joshlunt78275 жыл бұрын
"It's so white it's emitting light!" Nice bit of poetry from Ashens there 😛
@6saber98 жыл бұрын
0:15 Confirmed Stuart praises the sun
@ryxnwil8 жыл бұрын
You should blend all of them and then taste it;)
@frankschneider61568 жыл бұрын
+ryann_williams Will taste of tea. Stuart will love it.
@not59698 жыл бұрын
how to end the universe
@KennethKhuu8 жыл бұрын
green tea kit kats are dank ashens u gotta fix ur tongue buds