Borat - Learning about dogs - Rare

[@jamesquinn5281]

I'm high af. I can't stop laughing, laying down, just ate a bowl of cheerios, feel like I'm going to puke, very full. I think I'm going to die.

[@user-mz6xs8xu6q]

Nice

[@GordonHaag]

Are you a horse or a man?

[@MostHighEmperorPalpatine]

Bro... I smoke and watch Da Ali G Show ❤

[@Al00f]

VERY NIICE

[@hush3956]

I can tell you're lying by one small thing, you said you're full but there's no such feeling when you're stoned xd

[@calde607]

in kazakhstan we say watching a video out of sync is like watching a woman drive a car

[@anus.1473]

Thats Offensive . . . . . Women should not be driving a car

[@nichhodge8503]

Very good comment. It did annoy me watching it out of sync

[@Alpha-move]

Mhmm i like this

[@Catholicophobia]

Or letting a monkey fly a plane

[@rhassan3212]

Not drive, just park may be. Drive would be like a monkey flying a plane.

[@fatbenny2264]

I lost it when he showed the old guy his wife’s nudes

[@DeepHouseification]

And the reply . That’s fun 😂😂😂

[@cellblocknine5385]

What did you lose exactly When I lose things I always just retrace my steps.

[@easyHoax]

And they were Polaroids too

[@jotcw81]

He shows them to a elder couple at a baseball (I think) game, their reaction is also hilarious 😂

[@DAVINOENTERPRISES]

ditto

[@connorlucas5035]

The horse to man bit is literally the funniest thing ive ever seen

[@Spacedawg879]

It took a while, but now I know that a horse is like a man. Chinqui Borat

[@schwinnbike18]

I had to wipe away tears while watching that. 🤣

[@ohmainzte]

@@schwinnbike18 if a horse wipe away tears, you know tears? It's like a man wipe away tears.

[@adolflenin4973]

@@ohmainzte How to spell your name?

[@milademjayy]

She’s so patient with him

[@andrewwowk9385]

Second guy was practicing social distancing well before Corona.

[@AdamWestish]

Yeah the few guys like that I knew growing up would have reacted the exact same way 🤣 I like how he pushes the boundaries of every single person, he's awesomely horrible

[@Williamwallace-f92]

Another stupid covid joke

[@easylifewithsyed9439]

Corona the pic of borat’s wife

[@CookingWithClaus]

Nothing wrong with trying to avoid contact with a strange man that's already kissed you twice.

[@artonline01]

They say if horse make Covid joke is like if a man make Covid joke

[@aaronwoodard1749]

When he showed the old man the pictures of his wife bahahahaha!

[@KateCarew]

Aaron Woodard she is uh...uninhibited

[@smoke1forthedeadhomies837]

kate carew LMAO 😂

[@016632]

Verri naais-ah! hai faivvvv-ah!

[@grubbybum3614]

I paused it and spanked.

[@JanBabiuchHall]

I use this

[@paddyllac8177]

The ride girl won for me the gold medal of patience and politeness by listening for what felt like 10 min to Borats "Horse/Man" - Allegory without interrumpting him once !

[@boulevard14]

She actually stood with him for 4 minutes listening to him explain horse and man. Commitment. I smell a wedding coming up. 💕

[@ambitionsskyyyy]

Haha

[@allanshpeley4284]

If horse has wedding, is like if man have wedding.

[@rejectwokeness1314]

In Kazakhstan if a woman spend more than a minute with a man she's obliged to marry him 😂

[@Dhennanxne]

"you will put him in a sack and chuck him in river?" "haha no" "WhY NoT"

[@GregorSamsa000]

"he bring a shame on you!"

[@vahidmirkhani]

She didn't interrupt for FOUR minutes😱 She's a keeper 😏

[@user-nh1og5hy1u]

@Deneb Scott ur a dumass

[@blockhead8134]

@@user-nh1og5hy1u check and mate hahahahah

[@0ee63]

In Kazakhstan standard this quality is all that is needed to be wife :)

[@nextup123]

Deneb Scott Are you a woman?

[@uuuultra]

Nobody is that interesting

[@RustyShackleford-]

I don’t care what ppl say Americans are truly kind hearted people give everyone chance no matter how strange they are hospitality

[@enochianwolf]

dude i've seen you in live chats on completely different channels, seen you commenting all over the internet. is your name a meme or has this all been YOU? do we like the same things or wtf man

[@edwardfortae2350]

That poor woman if a horse is like..... so patient.

[@ashleelmb]

My ex girlfriend was exactly the same...she'd literally wait there all day so's not to upset the person still talking. 😂

[@KazmirRunik]

She went from accepting to uncomfortable to amused by the end.

[@cellblocknine5385]

Hahaha “your dog is a loser”.

[@ownSystem]

Was awesome. Love Borat. When he comes out with a movie he's going to make some cash.

[@orvine83]

When he showed his wife's picture it really had me laughing hard

[@I_Kan]

Looooooool 😂😂😂

[@bollydien2407]

Borat: Why you laugh Lady: Im just a happy girl Borat: She is dead Lady: Oh..thats not good

[@accountgesperrt4364]

she says "SHES a happy girl" not

[@jasonlee3530]

@@accountgesperrt4364 Ok boomer

[@enekaitzteixeira7010]

@@jasonlee3530 Wtf. What kind of dumb answer is that.

[@ma2i485]

The millenial kind

[@ownSystem]

Shes a great sport

[@dennysmith4396]

"If a horse...tall... is like if a man tall"... x 1000... An hour later ... "Do you under-stand?"..."YUUUUP!!!" patience personified here ...poor peep she deserves an award...

[@MrPink12345]

It's between her and Dean McCool, cheese saleseman

[@TheLazarusOperation]

Borat is a Jojo reference

[@jeffmorrissey9562]

That part was horrible to watch, not even funny.

[@TLiu-1b]

@@MrPink12345 i would have to go with the cheese dude

[@Zenaku]

@@jeffmorrissey9562 It was very funny dude hahaha just hear his pronounciation

[@KJ1234]

Borat's wife's pictures XD I love the order of the photos and how the guy reacted. Too funny!

[@dominickmicale5413]

The last two minutes are going to give me a stroke

[@Gfresh844]

The horse one is a classic. Should have put it in the show, instead of on the DVD extra's. The woman was so patient.

[@ijemand5672]

Do us all a favour and learn to use apostrophes properly

[@suicidal.nihilist2107]

@@ijemand5672 Do u's a favor' and 'end your miserable existen'ce

[@ijemand5672]

@@suicidal.nihilist2107 I have tried twice already

[@hakeemlecco4109]

You should look at the extra part where he’s in a grocery store with a manager. They’re in the dairy aisle and he just ask what’s this item one by one for the whole aisle

[@markymark443]

"How many years have you been doing doggy style?" I just love that word choice so damn much.

[@0786RICARDO]

Its painful to watch, it's like horse feels painful to watch... lol

[@DavidSiciliano2100]

If it feels painful for a horse to watch, it's like man feels painful to watch.

[@xino_z]

😂😂

[@সূর্য-চ৫জ]

Borat became the 2nd biggest challenge for America after WW2

[@miltonmarcantel4502]

He tried so hard to get her to take the bait and finish his sentence so he can reply "You have this saying too in your country?" LOL

[@anyas.2211]

1:29 he loses character for a moment😂🙌

[@thehot2799]

You stare so bad at guys .that's how you realized that lol

[@divad2332]

" If a horse likes a cheeseburger with toasted mushrooms , melted cheese and caramelized onions, then we say ……."

[@Flamingbannas]

Just going out on a limb here but would they say, "a man likes a cheeseburger with toasted mushrooms, melted cheese and caramelized onions"??

[@niamhoconnor8986]

We say if a horse is writing a KZbin-comments, it's like if a man is writing KZbin-comment.

[@niamhoconnor8986]

​@schindler91589 We say if a horse likes a KZbin reply-comment, it's like if a man likes a KZbin reply-comment.

[@chewy2804]

We say here in Kazakhstan 🇰🇿 if a horse 🐎 collect spermatozoa, it’s like a man collect spermatozoa, but this man he wear a blue hat 🧢

[@369Æchilles]

Finally a woman with a sense of humor! Well played amiga well played👏🏼

[@idrislamkadem6460]

Hhhhhhhhh

[@Alpha-move]

Garbage comment

[@visionist7]

I can collect spermatozoa

[@liampalmer8729]

She had the patience of a saint

[@TheChosenOne_____22_28]

The hand signs he makes to describe sex gets me everytime Sexy time...

[@bychen5011]

👏👉👌

[@therealdirtydan5129]

I learned a lot about horses today

[@matkobiliskov9497]

Is like you learn a lot about men today

[@jessereynolds3173]

We say in a Kazakhstan if Horse walk on grass it's like men walk on grass lol

[@ulugbekisakov1484]

"If a horse is X, it is like if a man is X"

[@Ribr1717]

Borat is Barons best character

[@krallepinger9478]

0:55 wow! "it can, it has!" hahahaah

[@tyc9962]

Fucking weirdos in the world

[@thomassmart4088]

didn't bat an eyelid

[@SLR-hn5yy]

As I was wiping the tears of laughter from my face I was laughing so hysterically hard that I almost fainted

[@Ajwooning]

omg, man = horse got it!

[@lakeshowg3536]

@Cristhian Asallam Sanchez Ramirez lmao

[@chewy2804]

Cristhian Asallam Sanchez Ramirez LOL 😆

[@Agent1W]

In Kazakhstan.

[@dretheman123]

I don’t understand. Another analogy needed

[@erikwhitebeard79]

The if a horse skit is one of the greatest things ever.

[@AmrTheUndertaker]

If i were her, I'd tell him "wow such wisdom i need to write it down please repeat it all over again"

[@01Jelen10]

1:19 Guys reason why he's not gonna kill his dog is because dog is expensive. Borat movie says a lot about people that he meet.

[@rollothewalker5535]

Yeah....

[@amf334]

What is wrong with this?

[@Insert_channel_here]

@@amf334 Because it makes it seem that he cares more about the dog's worth and show ability rather than the dog itself. Sadly true for some pet show participants.

[@misojimo2154]

exactly… so many bad people exposed by borat movies

[@misojimo2154]

@@amf334 i guess you don’t see dogs as living animals who are worth a lot more than money.

[@ultimateninjaboi]

"It can, it has." Such an underrated response

[@Crackerbarrelkid666]

The pictures of his wife 🤣🤣 I'm Dead

[@likhochokri6849]

"now your dog is a loser..do you get upset?" Buahaha 😂

[@dixienormus4230]

Borat is the only thing helping me through quarantine

[@mrtambourineman6107]

Hands up if you're watching this during Coronavirus 2020?

[@derpfriend1419]

My hands are up. Can't press like

[@Zenaku]

@@derpfriend1419 I wrote with my feet

[@uuuultra]

Fuck off

[@frontallobotomy3481]

I swear this was filmed in 1987

[@dernvader6876]

Kazakhstan is just still in the 20th Century is all... haven't you seen movies from Russia or E. Germany?, their film has that washed out look to it... like bad technicolor...

[@davejames1452]

its suposed to look like it.

[@chewy2804]

Dern Vader good point

[@KateCarew]

Frontal Lobotomy just remind yourself the dog show world is easily two decades behind 🙏🏻

[@mr.k9262]

Damn take a hike

[@Kelly14UK]

She's certainly uninhibited

[@Vaibhav_Kumar_2003]

I don't know there are people watching it at this time or not but to those who are still reading this i observed something at 1:19 The man said, "It's an expensive, it didn't bring shame on me" . . . . . The dog might not bring shame on you but your money-oriented mind certainly brings shame to the dog

[@cfbswami]

My only goal left in life.... To be approached by SBC - and go along with the prank..... trying to out crazy his character ha

[@markymark443]

7:20 - 11:02 me trying to reach the word count on an essay

[@ProBloggerWorld]

8:00 woman broke Borat with stoic ignorance. 😂❤

[@icebrow]

"Can I collect spermatozoa from your dog?" I died.

[@TS50ER]

That Kazakh film technology is garbage, it is so out of synch.

[@colehanna4063]

That’s the biggest joke of the movie 😂

[@fegarus2768]

Its not bcs of film......

[@ChrisM-bn5vr]

cole hanna This is not from the movie, all these clips on KZbin are from Da Ali G Show, it was a tv show that came out like 4 years before the movie. Can't you tell from the quality and the way he looks?

[@pimpbehindthewheel3207]

@@fegarus2768 Hahahahahah really?!?!?!?

[@El_ACG]

Techmology

[@trueflip25]

Omg I laughed so hard at this video. The look on their faces is priceless.

[@ThePhysicalReaction]

borat such a smooth operator

[@AK-de7jn]

LMFAO the horse to man comparison part killlled me!!!

[@henrylivingstone2971]

“It has” wtf has happened at this dog show 😂😂😂

[@frezara.k8706]

"how many years you've been doing doggy style" "15 years" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@جابرالسهرودي]

"How to stop rt boys from enjoying the dog" lmao

[@DatTune]

جابر كيفك واحشني. اخبار الاهل عساهم طيبين

[@3dgar7eandro]

How many time have you been doing doggie style..? 15 years... WOW 🤯🤯🙌👏👏👌👌

[@natep0611]

GENIUS!! LOVE SACHA!

[@RobBonavoglia]

AND WE SAY IF HORSE IS MAD, IS LIKE MAN IS MAD.

[@mohammedalbehadli9883]

She was loosening in the "If a horse.." part

[@globaldigitaldirectsubsidi4493]

If a horse makes an analogy of being like a man, it is like if a man makes an analogy of being like a horse.

[@philipegan1806]

Skylar is very patient hahaha

[@ZenZill]

This, the Row Club, and Cambridge by Borat are some of the funniest videos that exist on Earth.

[@sidorandrei2324]

Very nice, Borat likes lady in red. God handler and travel asistent! That's the way rich people live, so that's nice!

[@davidtsw]

Damn she showed him a lot of patience at the end

[@Twitch_Moderator]

*The audio needs to be run synced. Sony Vegas would make short work of this.*

[@KateCarew]

Skyler Riley has entered dissociative fugue state to endure this.

[@JanBabiuchHall]

Thank you, your comment made me lose my shit

[@dmack47yo]

Schuyler Riley

[@margitouma6172]

He went on about horses for ages 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😊😋😂

[@timookello3822]

Ouma...what part of East Africa are you from?

[@phreak761]

@@timookello3822 The eastern part.

[@michaelharrison3602]

I can't decide if these people are actors or just too polite to tell him to fuck off 😊

[@elfritts9895]

Those Polaroid's made me actually laugh out loud

[@cenobitecyborgkratch9669]

The dog training lady is cool af.

[@chasemoylan3769]

You can tell how much he has changed borat over the years

[@kyore789]

I need Borat and Eric Andre collab.

[@lakeshowg3536]

That would be some epic shit

[@samuelanolin8227]

Borat: How many years have you been doing Doggy style😂😂😂

[@eddieberriman8790]

Absolute comic genius...

[@fayssalmansoul7329]

The "if" part got me in stitches hhh

[@DannyYounghill]

Azamat Bogatov, Boltok, Korki Bucek and Borat. This is another movie.

[@mylakhal1114]

This lady with the hat She is so patient

[@henrylivingstone2971]

I love how when the man was looking through the pictures of Borat’s ‘wife’ he suspected that there was gonna be a naughty connotation but still went through it 😂😂😂

[@JeroenB.]

Dvd sgsbdbwgfzgeg

[@chrisl24]

Can you tell me more about horse and men please. I have not fully understood it. Even after so many years

[@Lasharella]

On the 3rd horse joke I’d rip his mustache off one by one, damn her patience is unbelievable!

[@mactroz]

If a horse disliked the video is like a man disliked the video.

[@Anthony-qu7qd]

back when borat was funny

[@aldenmurphy9485]

wdym??

[@johnmc3862]

Lol, Borat was always funny.

[@angelanova9732]

I love how the music sounds A LOT LIKE POPULAR GREEK MUSIC WAY BACK IN THE 80s/90s! 😂

[@adnanhajdarpasic5019]

Borat Legend

[@90sGuitarLessonsOnly]

I love the way Borat explains about sexy time with those palms😂

[@crobeth4320]

this guy is from many countries he looks like an arab he has a russian accent and he speaks english

[@jasiriboards]

1:30 he almost broke character 😂

[@RFA1988]

“How many years have you been doing doggystyle” 😂😂

[@euphoria728]

"She's uninhibited"

[@SpiderKtmRider]

He looks so much like Freddie Mercury

[@Hirohito_iLoveYou]

Milo870 he should’ve played him in the movie

[@justinklenk]

In Kazakhstan, we say, "If a horse looks so much like Freddy Mercury, it's like a man looks so much like Freddy Mercury."

[@adolflenin4973]

ANOTHER GREAT BRITISH ACTOR

[@pascalwager4544]

He seems to have mesmerized her or gotten her under a hypnotic hold.

[@LePageChannel]

Those 2 girls rarely get hit on. They want some BORAT!

[@Muzza2023]

It’s impossible to watch Borat and no laugh 😂

[@barbadoskado2769]

6:55 - "because.. not good from swim". jesus christ this man is a genius :D

[@RetroDawn]

I didn't find this funny. What did I not get?

[@portkembla1955]

In Kahzakstan we say............

[@wuj3kdar0]

Dzienkuje

[@luishernandez5732]

"If a horse is..." "uhumm"