Borat visits Amsterdam

[@JordiPowerrrr]

Update 10-2018: Jagsjemasj! I added English subtitles for the few parts in the video that are spoken in Dutch. Enjoy!

[@howdylowdyzowdyzoop]

very nice

[@trociu3914]

@Samuel CHENG "Jak się masz?"

[@billkillernic]

You should call the city "Amster DUMPS" though xD anyway you are brilliant as always :D

[@doktorbundy7279]

Thank you, now I understand everything.

[@mateomurn7505]

Great success

[@IsntTheInternetGreat]

As a Dutchman, I am very proud of our open sewer system too.

[@AlchemistOfNirnroot]

+IsntTheInternetGreat I don't quite understand, what are the advantages over the conventional sewer system?

[@Scandilady]

+IsntTheInternetGreat I indeed works well, I have been on many canal cruises.

[@darcystrutt5192]

Like all great ideas, you stole yours from the Romans. Except for your football... you guys are gods there

[@nickmans2497]

IsntTheInternetGreat same

[@lolligeikkelollig1151]

prachtig dit is echt G E N I A A L

[@Drewburn17]

"The age of consent has been raised...to 11"

[@MatheusFernandes-xf4zm]

Libertarians joined the chat

[@uzayliuzzie]

@soul brain no

[@kickschippers4934]

I checked and as far as I know one of the lower ones is Thailand, Where it’s 12...

[@buriedwithmeofficial444]

@@kickschippers4934 Netherlands its 16 with consent

[@julianont1506]

Are You stil alive?

[@babliboebski8512]

“Country of Amsterdam” how to get a Dutchman mad in 4 seconds

[@azathoth01]

Fuck amsterdam Rotterdam altijd

[@julianmrtns1819]

U ment 2 seconds

[@micro_micr0774]

@Jelle Pul nah, engeland

[@henk4700]

@Jelle Pul nah groningen

[@furioustoad7755]

@Fzsuper Haarlem gang

[@Atlaspower78]

Sacha Baron Cohen is a brilliant comedian, I love how he roast everything in a 250 mile radius in two sentences

[@3dgar7eandro]

There is a small area in the city where the women aren't prostitutes... 🤣🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏

[@InLovee]

Oh boy you better check ali g farm

[@sushanalone]

I applaud the Dutch to have open air Toilets, where you can just squat down and let it go in the public sewers. very natural, you eat fish from the sea you let it go into the sea.

[@epkegaming3139]

What

[@kateoneal4215]

feesh make poopoo in seawater too!

[@mauritsbol4806]

The brazilians have it too😂

[@arilambertus6060]

@@epkegaming3139 Sarcasm.

[@Kortuh_beentjus]

u dont shit in the sewers got dammit

[@azureclaw31]

so this came on my recommends after 13 years ..hmm okay😂

[@oofoof1785]

Same

[@mahakashkumarroy2119]

same 🤣

[@Cellofoon]

same

[@Laluan]

Sameeee

[@rickantonio-gameplays6375]

Me 2 bro

[@Ki55Meh4rse]

"I've-a had syphilis a fifteen times, high five!" Tears are pouring down my cheeks. Cohen really knows how to make someone laugh.

[@Franky881984]

country of amsterdam... lol

[@JohnDoe-bm5lp]

london is my city

[@dimi3978]

lel Brussels is a country too, to some people

[@jerracorner3774]

420 likes what a coincidence

[@LMvdB02]

@@jerracorner3774 ja kkziek

[@jerracorner3774]

Lars Van Den Broek hahaha ook ineens 700 nu

[@Touhid]

Very Nice! I Like...

[@shrekwithawillsmithface465]

Me too

[@Potjandorie]

9 jaar later en deze gast heeft gwn een vinkie

[@shrekwithawillsmithface465]

@Ajaxsied maar hij maakt wel schijt content

[@droneshotsantoine1805]

@@Potjandorie zijn content is kut

[@aleksandrystinov3987]

You will open your mouth at the dentist.

[@Tsunamii_]

Lmao why did the youtube algorythm recommend me this masterpiece after 13 years?😂

[@dimsas26]

probably because there is going to be a new Borat movie

[@projectkush1212]

@@dimsas26 this

[@jolanvanzutphen1491]

u should look at his other alter ego, ali g

[@liammeech3702]

Borat: Subsequent movie-film

[@doid722]

@@jolanvanzutphen1491 or the dictator, Bruno, Nobby or others of his alter egos

[@leon00778]

"...my 11 year old son Bilak, who is traveling to Amsterdam by foot from Kazakhstan, with his wife and his two children" 😂

[@nutbagticles]

"And the age of consent where you can make eh sexy time have been raised to eleven years old".

[@jamie8037]

*raised*

[@ben_niet_zo_origineel2615]

Ids

[@uhahahahcringe]

Why was he making cringe of us, well we might was poor at these times, but in 2024 i would say we're not anymore

[@coolporyg0n]

i never realized how much of the lines from borat subsequent moviefilm were taken/inspired by this particular sketch

[@ChereraTaguato]

might be the other way around guy, seeing as the film is produced before the ads

[@crilillo1431]

@@ChereraTaguato hes talking about borat 2

[@alexsoto9285]

It’s not just in this sketch though, if you see his other interviews In 2006 and his uk and usa series he uses some of those jokes regularly

[@yeezmanualbottime8213]

i never realized how much of the lines from borat subsequent moviefilm were taken/inspired by this particular sketch

[@N0MatterWh0]

Im Dutch and laughed during the whole vid xD Borat is one of the few people who can make stereotyping funny imo xD

[@kishorkhatri7958]

Ddd

[@inigo9000]

It’s not the Dutch he’s stereotyping

[@baxoutthebox5682]

@@inigo9000yes it is, his intent is to highlight Islamophobia within western cultures

[@inigo9000]

@@baxoutthebox5682 his intent doesn’t change the fact that he plays an over the top stereotype of a Kazakh for it. But beside that you’re still not correct since he’s intent is to show how he can make people agree with the things he says about women and jews that they wouldn’t normally do so in the open

[@samteks125]

​@@inigo9000"he is intent is to show"?!?

[@Alchemistic88]

i love how nobody got pissed of as he was able to do in every other country, love dutch ppl

[@jonasjaagur9635]

Yeah, it was fun seeing him in Amsterdam.

[@NoRockinMansLand]

Dutch people are not confrontational but not any less mean, trust me boy

[@Dutchyman]

​@@NoRockinMansLandFacts. We are great at pretending we are nice and accepting. Till we turn our backs on you.

[@Thechangerofways]

"you must come stay my house, eat my food and use my sister" XD

[@VBESIEN]

Ah, the good old times when people weren't offended by literally everything.

[@v3xt0n]

Borat2 is coming out

[@babyragegekyume4132]

Very much so Borat 2 trailer has 60k likes and ~11k dislikes we live in society

[@ihaab4225]

You can no longer be racist, homophobic, and sexist publicly... how sad.

[@mythsqueuemusic]

@@ihaab4225 yeah were having to constantly be walking on egg shells because everyones a pussy anymore who takes themselves too seriously

[@andrepduarte]

Oh wait, they still aren't, since another borat is coming in 2020...

[@Goedgoed25]

I love how he makes getting through doors difficult AF.

[@11bergman]

cohen is by far the most legendary comedian ive ever seen. everything borat says in this is a crackup

[@dan32113]

Freddie Mercury is a ladies man, how do i know? Borat told me. high five!

[@Gorboror]

Please, everybody take some time to mourn those who had fallen at the astanazoo massacre.

[@symphony22]

10 minutes of silence

[@Essa5225]

@@symphony22 *cough cough*

[@Alpacaclypse]

Can we talk yet?

[@El_ACG]

Wait 10 more seconds please

[@Alpacaclypse]

Sorry

[@petertimowreef9085]

17 years, that's my record for oldest video in my recommended list. Feels weird, youtube still feels like a new development in society while 17 years is more than half my life. Here's to the first generation that grew up with the internet.

[@JuliusBatali]

KZbin recommeded me a 14 year old video but that's not the point. How does this man Borat still look the same age today?

[@boratsagdijev8844]

Because he eats the cheese from his wife's tits, there must be a lot of protein in it. And i think that also sexy time make him look like the same age 😂

[@TenouHaruka0]

Man just seeing the buildings in the background gets me nostalgic. Such a fun place!!!!!!

[@nqh4393]

Having learned German, I can understand 95% of the Dutch subtitles but less than 5% of the spoken parts.

[@Dd-fr6vc]

Where are you from?

[@geheimeperson2102]

@@Dd-fr6vc Aserbaidschan

[@thomrigter521]

As a Dutchman I can understand like 80% of German subtitles, but only 1% of spoken parts

[@Quidney]

@@thomrigter521 Ik ook

[@blub4108]

I as a german have to agree

[@iordev9]

Ja wat een toppe tentoonstelling zeg. Echt heel fijn gemaakt, en het doet mijn huid sprankelen van genot en ware passie voor Bestaan. Dankt de Borat. Gaat met God. Adonai. Groeten uit Syrie

[@TheWisDude]

Frederick Mercury XD

[@steaua96valentyn]

TheWisDude Borat kinda looks like Freddy

[@TijmensAviation]

Valentin T what i wanted to say

[@colinqualm6422]

@@steaua96valentyn actually he was gonna play freddie mercury himself in the bohemian rhapsody movie.

[@mythsqueuemusic]

That actually was his name on his passport

[@rockguru14]

He is a ladies man!!

[@EvanMarz]

This guy is a comedic genius.

[@kif868]

"I've had syphilis 15 times, HIGH FIVE!" ROTFLMFAOOOO!!

[@fish3439]

hello 11 year old comment

[@kif868]

@@fish3439 hello 1 week comment

[@drkjelle4795]

@@kif868 damn na 11 jaar je paswoord niet vergeten

[@julianont1506]

kif868 how old are You now?

[@Jezzaaa]

kif868 you’re such a madlad for still being on KZbin!

[@chilidrummer8333]

It’s May 2022 and I got this recommended. Very nice, high five!

[@siebevalster935]

This is so funny to watch as a dutchman 😂😂

[@cdoggo3352]

14 years later, he still got it

[@SeekTheStars32]

He is the one and only

[@bpepviper1963]

16 years later and he is still epic

[@ThefamousMrcroissant]

Shame he made literally all these jokes before

[@KolateralXC]

***** yup

[@KolateralXC]

***** yup

[@LegionarioPersa]

perhaps make its better becouse its mocking on some limitated third world country culture XD

[@Samibellasfar]

I believe the joke about red light is a new one

[@jonathan1391544]

Very good the sewer and red light one were new

[@icecoldcousin3617]

He would play an amazing Luigi.

[@MrOboema]

"Especially the system of open sewers" Hilarisch die gast xD

[@tvb603]

Vids older than 7 years are automatically a legend

[@makilija5240]

Niemand: KZbin: Laten we een video van 14 jaar geleden aanraden 🤩

[@Chiliplease]

best borat episode. i remember seeing it for the first time in the early-mid 2000's

[@kiwi.kiwi.]

This man came here the year I was born in the country Ik voel me zo trots

[@pitecusH]

"he's a ladies man!"

[@iflick7235]

He said he visited the "Dampkring", my favorite coffeeshop in Amsterdam!

[@pereiraplaza222]

Greenhouse is better

[@kwasso4ek]

I'm impressed that they didn't make a voiceover like they would do here in Russia. They just left captions instead. That says a lot about the knowledge of English there

[@-MineShorts]

They always think The Netherlands is only Amsterdam😂

[@arjonnevanderlaan9189]

Toch leuk om dit op een zaterdagochtend te zien in 2021

[@dariuszrysak1133]

the first sentence from Borat "jak sie masz" is polish language. means "how are You?"

[@KuzkayDev]

It's Kazakh, both Kazakh and Polish are derived from the slavic branch, therefore some words are similar. He wasn't speaking Polish

[@Orgikan]

@@KuzkayDev Kazakh is a Turkic language, not related at all to Slavic or Indo-European.

[@KuzkayDev]

@@Orgikan Hmm, but plenty of Borats words are slavic for sure, is Borat speaking Russian perhaps? That's the 2nd official language of Kazakhstan

[@Orgikan]

@@KuzkayDev He’s not a real Kazakh, you know ;)

[@sygmermartins6082]

@@KuzkayDev hebrew

[@LincolnVincent]

Als een man van humor waardeer ik dit enorm.

[@JoshMoney]

“Eat my food and use my sister” 💀💀🤣😂

[@juanitamariposa]

I am watching it after 17 years it was posted, still cry laughing

[@sucramnormark]

The term 'sexy time' always makes me crack up.

[@pereiraplaza222]

Are you still alive?

[@yomomma123ishere]

"Use my sister."

[@lichtest]

i was 2 years old when this man visited where i live now

[@iBaraban]

Borat has never been to Kazakhstan.

[@ProfessionalBob]

I think he has been there during some sort of national event but his main aim was to troll them.

[@iBaraban]

fluffymole0913 he always been that way. but in the past he used to do it the better and much more interesting way.

[@NS88crew]

+Stepan Balalaikin He is a kazahkstanian citizen.

[@pomerodia1806]

Stepan Balalaikin true!!

[@gerRule]

Yes he has and they are not happy about it 😂

[@lauravandervelden975]

Hahaha nice to be here in your country Amsterdam XD

[@CanonGames]

I hope they reform the law and re-force women to not sit inside of bus.

[@ALEXANDER31988]

He should also visit the Binnenhof in The Hague! A must place for tourists and alike...

[@leetmobile]

I've had the syphilis 15 times, high-five!

[@accordiontv1]

The makers of this videos have amazing high definitions. Very nice

[@Ginzaz]

I was in amsterdam yesterday, I WANT TO LIVE THERE!!!!!

[@khold7560]

This character is a legend 👏👏👏👏😱😱😱😲😲😲🎩🎩🎩🎩

[@BEATNIKCASS]

great concept. love it. genius of comedy.

[@wesleyjanse6600]

Good old days, als zoiets als dit nu op tv zoui komen breekt de pleuris uit.

[@erikpoephoofd]

Ach Nee joh

[@patricklinschoten7796]

2020, still amazing!!

[@backstrapped]

anyone else wondering why theyre getting recommended a video from 17 years ago

[@ch1aka2]

I love Amsterdam. Can't wait to go back!

[@TonyEnglandUK]

It's been eleven years, did you go back?

[@GwnHABIT]

The man looks like luigi didn't have a good day. And then decided to yeet himself to amsterdam to get high on shrooms.

[@pardeepparkash398]

"Iv'e had syphillis 15 times . High five !"

[@hairmetal4ever95]

i likw how sacha is so serious during the frederick mercury bit

[@flymajj]

I just saw this sketch for the first time - that line had me in stitches!

[@Farts_and_more]

Hello Ian

[@dafyduck79]

that sound in the last second from studio :))) you simply know, there is a dutch in the room, when you hear that

[@AlienGenotype]

240p very nice !

[@stelmaria-mx]

Makes it very nice

[@nicojs2413]

High five !

[@rolfagten857]

Borat heeft wel gelijk over dat Dam monument.

[@cowboyhank456]

So wait, this was uploaded before the move was released, did people know this was just a load of bullshit or was he taken seriously?

[@Noodles37UK]

We need another Borat movie.

[@bobbyslaces6897]

Ok bet

[@gc4152]

I wish he could comes to France, we are a glorious nation too (we have greater uranium than Dutch)

[@harbingerofboom6489]

Guillaume Combot Wohoooo Merdee haha

[@michb144]

But no cannabis, no soft drug(magic mushrooms, etc) and no prostitute!only Eiffel tower which a look like my hcccrrraum!

[@NoorNoor-ul5zh]

Yeah Glorious with small 🍆 and shorter than Carlton 😂😂😂 Our 5 years old children are even larger than a French man🤣🤣🤣

[@JoeyP946]

das toch prachtig man

[@don_the_red2657]

who else got this in his recommendations?

[@Calaman228]

Everyone

[@band0l1n]

Amsterdam makes Las Vegas seem so modest. I swear, it's the craziest city I've ever visited.

[@Horaciow14]

I love his hand gesture of "Sexy Time" XD

[@simianto9957]

Og comment

[@Solin.28]

"and use my sister" EPIC!!

[@ALEXANDER31988]

Crazy! Maybe he should meet Wilders to have some fun...

[@misternolol2876]

Geert would want him out of the country wouldn't he?

[@Prog4Prog]

That would be a hilarious interview!

[@chef7658]

I love how he mixed Bon Scott woth Freddie Mercury.

[@MrConnorBryant]

1:54, you can hear him nearly cracking up at his joke. to be fair i lol'd

[@psypants]

OMG, the Cockring got a shout out! LOL! That's since closed down and re-opened as Club Fuxx though... Shame, always gave everyone such a laugh!

[@luucky4you856]

10jaar geleden kon je deze shit nog zeggen vury noice😂

[@rigtmer]

Ja lol

[@munk1984]

Has anyone else noticed whenever Borat says ''sexy time'' he rubs his hands together then makes funny hand gesture??

[@dvdw_graphics_crafts]

"in your country Amsterdam"...

[@shubidubi88]

This is traditional comedy back when so much was aloud and everyone was chill about it

[@галинамиронова-х8и]

Talk, talk ... I always yawn when I'm interested!

[@Poottisman]

I AM FROM HOLLAND YES THE BORAT IS REAL

[@KolateralXC]

Foxy The Pirate my friend haribo from holland search it

[@Poottisman]

Sure...

[@KolateralXC]

yes

[@GOhero985]

Foxy The Pirate 100% real

[@Poottisman]

I dont know why im getting all these idiotic comments to my comment :/

[@loveulong]

The video clip is from a Dutch news entertainment channel so basically you'd only find it on Dutch tv

[@rygar3d83]

He is a ladies-man! Too bad he died in that car-crash... LMAO :D

[@manxrich82]

in my contry we like this very much. yes thank you

[@FL0RYDA]

".. and the age of consent where you can make a... sexytime have been raised to 11 years old. You must come and visit Kazahkstan.. um... there is a many places that is fun for people to go. And if you come you must come stay at my house, and uh eat my food, and use my sister." - haha so many other funny things he said in this vid. Borat was awesomely funny, Bruno was not (disgusting).

[@thomasp12384]

Perhaps I am most amazed of all to see he actually went to amsterdam to portray ir followed by a trully dutch speaking reporter

[@clemens.29]

G E K O L O N I S E E R D

[@BobertTheTurtle]

One of the best videos !

[@lucasfff1370]

haha... search Sylvie Meis! she is gorgeous!

[@TheAardapple]

3:45 The background noises lmao