Boris' Best Briefing

[@purplepaldo]

"you can meet one person, provided you stay 12,000 metres apart" LMAO

[@bigassforehead3900]

@James McIntyre me

[@adz3291]

Social distancing at its finest 😭

[@orsike192]

12000 m appart in height

[@TheQuackinator]

My non-covid social distancing... err, distance.

[@cjcroft6441]

God my dream 😂😂

[@felixa1111]

"If everyone gave their lives, we can control coronavirus" no no, he's got a point

[@Ztxk94]

@Lucas Gawor why are you replying with what? to every comment

[@GentlemanGaming1122]

@Lucas Gawor shut up you tool.

[@garyturner5790]

Well they have in sense physically & emotionally during this pandemic. All thanks of course to this bungler. .

[@madmanjoe1002]

Like the flood on Halo.

[@georgie7109]

This isn't any less confusing than his actual briefings.

[@jordanthedove]

This is embarrassingly accurate 😅

[@MW-dz8zy]

If anything, it’s more coherent

[@xander1052]

@@MW-dz8zy yeah, I can actually understand it, he's getting strait to the point here.

[@andknuckles101]

"When will schools reopen-" "HEY WANNA HEAR ABOUT BEACHES"

[@444FT]

Understandable have a great day

[@BradT44]

“We continue to hope for the worst” a true man of the people

[@rayaeparker8973]

quintessential Britishness at its finest

[@spencerfrankclayton4348]

I'd almost support politicians who were that honest.

[@rmd4209]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@danwellsanddangmtb2302]

Let’s just appreciate that this man had to watch 15 hours of mr Johnson’s briefings...

[@blackgayman]

I watch that daily just for my own enjoyment

[@DirtyGeorge]

@@blackgayman he is a funny guy

[@hamstirrer6882]

So one "15 minute" interview?

[@OPIUM_BASS]

@Ethan Ansell If you know the name of this software please let me know (genuinely would love to use it lol)

[@bobgillis1137]

Oh the humanity !

[@satyakisil9711]

British dry humour is everywhere, it is impossible to escape from it.

[@raidertheconqueror3818]

English

[@sausageman6621]

@@raidertheconqueror3818 why only English

[@raidertheconqueror3818]

@@sausageman6621 because where English not British those where different people

[@sausageman6621]

@@raidertheconqueror3818 British people are just people from Britain lol

[@raidertheconqueror3818]

@@sausageman6621 false I'm English not British those where different people

[@Joe-vy5qw]

I like how well this works because he already talks like hes stitching different sentences together

[@leverdusoleiluk]

Spot on. 👍🏼 And the 420th like, happy days. 🤗💨😂

[@snacklepussPSN]

Stop motion Bojo

[@aliasofanalias7448]

It's called doublespeak, all politicians do it. It's to make the meaning of the sentence so obscure that the sentence basically means nothing, therefore can't be used against them in the future.

[@garyturner5790]

It makes Eton fool slightly more intelligent than he is.

[@SamA-nj7yr]

“Wearing a Dominic Cummings face covering when you’re in enclosed spaces” genius, absolute genius.

[@grimm_plush]

"we aim for loss of life" finally, a government that listens to what people really want

[@LesRealLlama]

@Lucas Gawor yeah exactly

[@lfgpanthers5333]

Based

[@joshhutchinson7031]

last bit aged incredibly well

[@spengler2258]

“Why should the public obey all the rules, when it does feel as though those close to you flout the rules?” “...shut up.”

[@camokarzi8491]

That part made me laugh the hardest

[@Bear-Seek-Seek-Lest]

ngl that got me.

[@PoisonousPen]

Accurate 😂

[@jonahwhelan1378]

Nvm its 3:50

[@gengarzilla1685]

You can tell he's got no answer for that.

[@cd06tgc79]

"What are your plans for the summer?" "Bang friends and relatives" lmao

[@garyk1334]

😅

[@nixonpike4612]

This includes deaths in all settings, not just in caravan parks.

[@Pllayer064]

But do you know how I got these?

[@alixtheprofessionalcatherd6850]

Literally no one gives a fuck how you got those likes =)

[@jonnyc429]

Finally, I was sick of just hearing about caravan park fatalities

[@georgedowns4034]

@Lucas Gawor do u actually get what the vid is about? Personally I find it funny. I also find it funny that many people on here don't understand Boris's speeches which is ludicrous

[@oZqdiac]

@@jonnyc429 same why do they only go on about the caravan park deaths nowadays

[@ronan710]

"Give up and let the virus take its course..." there couldn't be a truer answer to all of this mess

[@DC-yh4cl]

But then there would be thousands of bodies lining the streets.... NHS would be in tatters

[@xmaskedartistx]

@@DC-yh4cl it already is

[@xmaskedartistx]

@@DC-yh4cl I think I tripped over someone

[@tobytobytobytoby]

"staying alert means you have to strike all children as much as possible" 😂

[@PoisonousPen]

That should be a national priority 😅🤦‍♂️

[@tyranitararmaldo]

Then Boris has a very busy month ahead of him ;)

[@tobytobytobytoby]

@Lucas Gawor wdym

[@tobytobytobytoby]

@Lucas Gawor what do you mean

[@tobytobytobytoby]

@Lucas Gawor ... the video...

[@juliacmcf]

I'm eternally grateful for those people who 'waste' hours of their time to create something to lift our spirits by making us laugh out loud. Thank you for this.

[@queensarenotimortal7426]

Oof a tut tut and a good job

[@elnoruego6854]

"You can now exercise human rights as often as you'd like"

[@DatGamingKid1]

Was wondering when they would lift the human rights lockdown

[@lachlanchester8142]

China after they elect a capitalist government

[@blazertrail5344]

@@lachlanchester8142 China already is capitalist though and you can’t exercise human rights as often as you like in it

[@lachlanchester8142]

@@blazertrail5344 I think the Chinese Communist Party would disagree with you on that one

[@blazertrail5344]

@@lachlanchester8142 well communism is stateless moneyless and classless so objectively China isn’t communist and has never been (although by some definitions it was socialist but not really)

[@robspereall8203]

This is the most amount of sense he's ever made.

[@miasweatman7340]

I love how James doesn't use a watermark, he just makes the characters say "Just James"

[@Hazzar595]

That's 5Head

[@janicechristinedenton0451]

I’m surprised he works for the Daily Mail, though

[@criminally_vulgar]

@@janicechristinedenton0451 I thought that too...

[@ellagracexx322]

I'm in love with ur pfp!! 💕😍

[@miasweatman7340]

@@ellagracexx322 love yours more xx

[@redandblue1013]

Hearing about the inquiry, this isn’t as impossible to imagine anymore

[@Lolsus4u]

“That’s an increase of 3,532,000 in the last 20 seconds” “I would love to probe myself hard” I’m dying my laughter is killing me

[@Anyting9OnTopGrrr]

I swear down the guy who made this has an amazing sense of humour

[@lazy9432]

@Lucas Gawor you’re a right shithouse at a party I bet watch the vid 🤦‍♂️

[@lazy9432]

@@hiccup1001 the guys just commenting what on everything like he don’t see the humour on the vid

[@lazy9432]

@@hiccup1001 sorry pal didn’t realise KZbin was the Oxford dictionary jog on

[@lazy9432]

@@hiccup1001 liked ya comment as well for being a funny fucker

[@jayfern9798]

“This figure includes deaths in all settings not just caravan parks “- the man , the myth , the legend ,

[@WSmith1984]

I am trying to work out if Just James has even edited this.

[@hydehj17]

He didn’t

[@Thawhid]

He didn't

[@youtubecommenter2]

Of course not, the Party would never edit anything, the Party has always been right.

[@emerald_scorcher2253]

he only edited the reporter to have his name, thats the only change i can see

[@lalaloopsie4928]

@@kamisorani2693 7

[@jameskinnear7944]

This channel's content is literal gold. I am currently on the edge of despair and I laughed, out loud, for the first time in days - thank you.

[@MasonOldridge]

"Wash your grandparents regularly"🤣

[@depfeffel6455]

That was my first lol of many haha

[@anwin4505]

Hahaha it had me

[@andreasm7348]

💀

[@Journal_Haris]

2:43 "Wash your grandparents regularly" ahahaha

[@jakb1202Youtube1202]

The shutup was the best bit

[@Coolguyy9071]

And wear a dominic cummings face covering

[@skiruskronos2732]

It's so good, because he pauses after every word naturally. It edits itself.

[@parkerproductions4546]

0:19 "And I'm pleased to report 6,981,493 have now died." I nearly choked on my water lmao xD

[@zaydzulqurnain594]

I'm watching this at 1 in the morning trying my very hardest not to wake my whole household up 😂😂💀

[@chloescreations8410]

That’s an increase of 3,532,000 in the last 20 seconds! :0 lmao

[@jadon_dg]

U mean 0:19

[@blackgayman]

it might be that one day

[@corriehingston6744]

Oh my lord

[@yeetabix8012]

"the answer is give up and let the virus take its course" Rick Astley doesn't approve

[@josephinemiller115]

"You may now meet 1 other person, as long as you stay 12,000 feet away" 😂😂

[@MA-naconitor]

“You can meet one person, provided that you stay 12000 meters appart” is the quote you are looking for.

[@Jx5_gaming]

When I heard that I thought to myself Jesus if that’s not social distancing, then I don’t know what is!

[@adz3291]

🤣🤣🤣

[@ajgyt3347]

@@MA-naconitor exactly who the fuck uses feet anymore. Only Americans and boomers

[@lylahsworld3930]

He said metres

[@flivy5048]

“All settings, not just caravan parks” 😂😂

[@NewLondonMarshall]

"Washing your grandparents" The transition was so smooth I almost lost it 😂😂 2:42

[@morkfa2524]

I got to that part as I read this and lost it 😂😂

[@DaleKellett-wo4lt]

😂😂

[@olivzaertmadlad6272]

3:55 aged VERY well

[@Storm_RX]

Lost it at ‘wear a Dominic Cummings facemask in enclosed spaces’ 🤣

[@rayaeparker8973]

but not in County Durham

[@luckygjv872]

YTP has made a comeback, I see

[@antonyy4372]

Why was this easier to understand than the speeches themselves...

[@RomanBellic]

Oh Neil

[@indikulkarni7781]

Oh Neil Neil

[@EAMCFC]

What is that monstrosity

[@georgedowns4034]

Because it isn't

[@antonyy4372]

George Downs intelligent reply George

[@scott3795]

This channel deserves so much more recognition, every video always has me in tears

[@MartynAndStuff]

I can never seem to find my Dominic Cummings mask...

[@ozreads]

Try searching near Durham Castle

[@MartynAndStuff]

@@ozreads Ah yes. I remember I must've left it there after the eye test

[@portcullis5622]

I lent mine to a friend at Halloween to scare off 'trick or treaters'. I didn't really want to lend that one out, but I couldn't find my Gary Glitter or Prince Andrew masks from last year's Halloween.

[@DrDank155]

@@portcullis5622 I have a saville mask you can borrow

[@portcullis5622]

@@DrDank155 👍

[@jubiakajoseph7152]

I was actually able to watch a whole briefing WELL DONE

[@dandydolphin64]

If only politics was this interesting

[@johnmartinez7440]

Politics is interesting, just incredibly depressing

[@v0id_d3m0n]

@@johnmartinez7440 so exactly like this video

[@dandydolphin64]

@@po-bw6vf. Bruh that's even worse

[@tahsina.c]

@@po-bw6vf if by interesting you mean miserably moronic

[@unmistified2251]

11 months later: I still cannot find my Dominic cummings face mask

[@joshandrews5251]

'You will now be allowed to exercise human rights as often as you like' - Boris

[@iainkilcar7463]

Least accurate part of the video

[@v0id_d3m0n]

Thanks, Boris

[@MaxSwims]

‘The most important thing in all this is to get my haircut.’

[@haroldina5953]

Somewhere in a different universe Only Oliver, Trumps tremendous talk

[@FriendlyNeighbourhoodSpidey]

Lol

[@katsudon2048]

“Wash your grandparents more often”

[@Willllow]

BANG FRIENDS AND RELATIVES

[@rainbowkitten8990]

LMAO 😂😂😂😂

[@pepebabushki9376]

I mean... Was he joking? XD

[@rainbowkitten8990]

@@pepebabushki9376 Nah 😂😂😂

[@borisjohnson1015]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@Willllow]

@Lucas Gawor Have a sense of humour

[@harveybaldwin6801]

This will become a classic in a few years

[@MasonOldridge]

"The most important thing is to have my hair cut"🤣

[@zaydzulqurnain594]

A moment of silence for the students in the 2100s writing essays about this source...

[@corriehingston6744]

Rip

[@kentazares8440]

My prayers go out to the families living in caravan parks

[@toma.w1820]

"People should stay alert by doing their drugs" a man of the people if ever there was

[@steampunklemur]

This makes more sense than any of the actual briefings and is much more hilarious

[@LotarL31]

That's fake. Because Boris Johnson actually made sense there.

[@edwardtye4119]

His hair's not messy enough either.

[@Lee_303]

He didn't, because the whole thing was a massive scam!

[@tatertatertatertatertater]

3:00 "Because if everyone gave their lives, we could control coronavirus" Very clever boris 👏👏

[@gengarzilla1685]

Ah yes, the old herd immunity plan that led us to be perhaps the least responsive country in Europe.

[@siimplyxsalted2927]

I love the "just james" bit

[@DanBottiglieri]

That was probably the funniest Boris mash I've seen yet

[@jamiebrown8811]

"shut up" 😆😆

[@6o.p6]

Hahahaha so funny 😑

[@criminally_vulgar]

@@6o.p6 Oh my God, it's Dominic Cummings!

[@JefWho]

"Because a Front door is better than any face mask" Mat Hancock 2020

[@noahross7832]

3:49 - This one sneaked up on me

[@TheMarioManiac]

“Probe myself hard”

[@Tyskie01]

This is more relevant than ever, whoever created this must have known something we didn't 😳

[@georgestiff8326]

Why is this more direct and understandable than one of his actual speeches 😫

[@nayen8926]

the little swift "shut up" was amazing.

[@kostenko3215]

never thought i’d wake up this morning and see a just james vid 😏🤩

[@raphaeltoast]

Aged like a fine wine

[@miacummings416]

these make my day honestly

[@jahjahshorts6478]

"To get my hair cut" This man is spitting facts

[@cameronc393]

A Just James day is always a good day

[@RyanBowlesCarsGamesVLogs113]

"And on June 1st at the earliest, we aim for the loss of life"

[@djgaming263]

Still makes more sense than any actual briefings we received

[@jayseabie215]

Thank you for your sacrifice. The 15 hours of pain was worth it. I laughed till I cried. (This makes more sense than any of his actual briefings!)

[@HunterV15]

"I hopehopehope that we will achieve a a vahrus that can defeat the the vahrus"

[@shoshariii8831]

🤣🤣

[@ClipCrew]

I love how the lighting and camera angle is the same is most clips so it looks pretty smooth

[@Jackwubz]

Some people will take this literally

[@ElliotPooley]

“If everyone gave their lives, we can control coronavirus” I mean, I guess he isn’t wrong?

[@rayaeparker8973]

it's been his master plan all along

[@MrIdiot-sf9jc]

No no he’s got a point

[@corriehingston6744]

I mean. He does have a point

[@Homeowner486]

This is one of the only channels that makes me laugh out loud when I’m on my own

[@lewiswilko9953]

“I will not hesitate to ask for the police to fight and defeat members of the public “ 🤣🤣🤣

[@GMDpowerman11]

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[@truonggiabao2348]

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[@thepolterguys6243]

That's the most honest speech I've ever seen from boris.

[@gtxg.]

this hits different in 2022

[@SN4KEBYTE]

Tbh this a lot more coherent than he has been in real life recently

[@legoyoda8330]

I should be glad I found this now, instead of finding it 5 years later in my recommended

[@youraveragejoe1]

00:20 I love how the hair suddenly grows between clips 😂😂

[@corriehingston6744]

Growth spurt

[@MultiMcKane]

The editing is absolutely top notch. Well done sir!

[@mohammadaliwi5853]

Can we just take a second to appreciate the 15 hours this guy took to make us a hilarious video🥲

[@ItzEnderX2]

"A huge joint is very effective at stopping covid 19"the best sentace ever

[@soccashaun364]

You're getting lazy with your work, don't just re-upload the briefing smh.

[@barkinglights249]

wat

[@fkez0510]

Lol

[@jayconstantine5928]

Yes, that's pretty much the way I remember those briefings. . .

[@baconhair6978]

"And I'm pleased to report 6,981,493 have now died in the last 20 seconds."

[@stevecowham1017]

For the first 30 seconds I was distracted and didn't think there was anything untoward. This is brilliant. 👏

[@Pllayer064]

"A huge joint is proven 90% effective at protecting the people against The Varus" _He says what we're all thinking_

[@haveaconversation5159]

This is the single best 4 and a half minutes on KZbin

[@catrinamoy8101]

"Why should people follow the rules if your household doesn't?" "Shut up."

[@Wizardaron]

Why are you censoring the word Shut? Absolutely ridiculous.

[@JHSON-loveLDNCFC]

This video deserves more views. So underrated😭😢

[@bobo-zs9zv]

You're a fucking martyr dude. This is sick and made me realise that at least I agree with Bojob on one thing - a big joint will get us through this

[@jonny_s14]

This is excellent. Exactly what I wanted when I searched borris briefing meme. Thank you for your efforts.

[@anonymousanonymous7250]

“Why should the public obey all the rules, when it does feel as though those close to you flout the rules?” *Sees when this video was uploaded* IS THERE SOMETHING YOU KNEW AT THE TIME?!?!?

[@megastar3740]

Well edited! Respect for having to watch all those briefings.

[@Miku-uw2sl]

This is probably the most competent Boris has ever sounded...

[@riannejohnstone]

this has just got to be one of the funniest things i’ve ever seen. it’s so wonderfully edited!