"He's like a turd that won't flush" | Waterworld | CLIP

[@BoxofficeMoviesScenes]

Hi everyone! What grade (out of 10) would you give this video?

[@lysandersensale2792]

I'd rate it "whoring youtube money from movie clips" out of 10.

[@grandpapete417]

10

[@kabuto23ful]

Rip depth gage guy

[@Lazarus1095]

Statler: "No idea, but whatever it is, it'll be higher than they rated this movie!" Waldorf: "HO HO HO!"

[@МаксимГордиенко-я5з]

10

[@queensapphire7717]

The “Oh Thank God”, the best line.

[@levarwright6503]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@MegaRazorback]

Well to be fair to him, he's been down there a very, VERY long time...

[@robertlamb7513]

For a man to say those words at a time like that makes me want to ask how long has he been down there

[@dannygjk]

@@robertlamb7513 exactly, and his life is hell.

[@TheKlink]

fuckin CHILLED me as an 8 year old.

[@CrniWuk]

I think people love the old man, because a lot of us can relate to the feelings he has about his job.

[@sjaaktrekhaak253]

"Don't just stand there, kill something!!" Always cracks me up

[@SaraMorgan-ym6ue]

don't you just hate those turds that won't flush?🤣🤣🤣

[@winchester6551]

I always loved the old man who was too happy to die when he saw the flames ^^

[@thrashmetalfiend]

He didn't deserve to die, but he deserved to be released from his misery.

[@ThenameisNiels]

was he somebody special?

[@mudkiptyler]

Sentenced/forced to live in the dark in the oil reserves on a little boat with a stick to function as a living fuel gauge. @@ThenameisNiels

[@W.LL1999]

@@ThenameisNiels Why does that matter?

[@froggermeister6399]

@@ThenameisNielsnah but he’d been trapped in the oil tank, no light.

[@LetsTakeWalk]

Waterworld is the most Mad Max movie after Mad Max, and sometimes even more Mad Max than some Mad Max movies.

[@1425363878]

Mad Max with water instead of sand, exactly.

[@KafeMann]

I calls it Wet Max.

[@BranislavMilicic-mw4io]

Way better than mad max 3.

[@hoarder1919]

@@BranislavMilicic-mw4io yep. But still shit.

[@stargatecommand714]

​@@BranislavMilicic-mw4io Me King Arab!

[@bernardoromero5009]

2:15 when you fail the speech check

[@sgregory0753]

*Rolls a 1 with advantage*

[@lpdog82]

dennis hopper shined in this film LOL , , , he was hilarious as the villain

[@Aditya-f8t5z]

Dennis Hopper....was he also there in Speed? Never seen that movie.....🙂🙂🙂🙂

[@lpdog82]

@Aditya-f8t5z yes he was in speed and he was a good villain in that movie too, he was so talented and funny 😆

[@Aditya-f8t5z]

@@lpdog82 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

[@Bigrignohio]

I just realized. The Smokers had WORKING TOILETS.

[@TLGDful]

Handpumps with saltwater. All a toilet needs to function is enough water to prime the siphon. all that takes is a bucket. Try pouring a large pot of water into yours at home.

[@AlesZvolanek]

yep, better than Russians

[@norestfortheliving]

@@AlesZvolanek 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@omegarugal9283]

do they?

[@jiggycalzone8585]

Well.. not anymore

[@shoot_the_glass5654]

Even though this movie was flop and Kevin Costner almost but not entirely disappeared, I really enjoyed this movie as a kid when my folks got it on VHS. Dennis Hopper did a wonderful job aswell.

[@westrim]

He's got a 4 film series of westerns coming out called Horizon.

[@IntrospectorGeneral]

It was the most expensive movie made up to that time but just couldn't turn a profit on theatrical release despite being one of the best grossing films of the year. Audiences liked it but the studio wasn't happy and Costner, as leading man and one of the producers lost some credibility for a while

[@PM-vb4od]

​@IntrospectorGeneral Which is stupid, really. It's only a Turkey in a financial sense. Costner shouldn't have lost any credibility. There has been actor's who have made worse movies and it hadn't affected them.

[@IntrospectorGeneral]

@@PM-vb4od It eventually made a reasonable profit when went to video and cable. He directed and produced another dystopian future scifi movie, 'The Postman' two years later and it bombed hard at the box office and that probably did him more harm. He has continued to appear in major roles and produced/directed in good movies like Thirteen Days and Open Range.

[@Gravedigger933]

It's one of my favorite movies of all time.

[@ZachNelson-t6d]

"If it comes to that" is one of my favorite movie lines.

[@votpavel]

i like the "she is my friend" line right before that

[@obsidiancrow450]

i like this movie but it is such a massive mess LOL

[@chrishouston3566]

*gollie gee a single tear rolls down my cheek you're going to die for your friend ". Is still one of the best lines ever lol

[@imtryinghere1]

This was the most important film in the history of cinema from July 28, 1995 at 9am until July 29, 1995 at 1pm.

[@SaraMorgan-ym6ue]

have you ever had a turd that won't flush?🤣🤣🤣

[@novemberalpha6023]

That old man had been in that mess for such a long time that he had been expecting someone to drop a fire into that pool of oil, bcoz he knew that it would be his only way out.

[@Briselance]

There could also have been someone who drops a rope ladder. But knowing Deacon? Unlikely.

[@kaymish6178]

The Exxon Valdeze never gets a break.

[@Banana_Split_Cream_Buns]

2:32 *Hans Moleman!*

[@davemustaki134]

You gotta be joking I literally just came here after watching a Hans Moleman best of clip lol 😂

[@JustMe-im8ch]

"Oh, thank god" and "dont just stand, kill something", historic dialogues

[@BenHeckHacks]

Joss Whedon was an on set script doctor for this movie and I'd bet one trillion zillion dollars he wrote the "I knew you were stupid...." line :) And "Oh thank god!"

[@blakerackley8874]

You're probably right, cuz this movie sucks otherwise,

[@biffmalibu3733]

Jack Black was also in this movie. He was the pilot of the smoker plane.

[@vikingraider1961]

Ah, I remember this film - "Dances with Fish"!

[@queensapphire7717]

“The Postman on Water” or “Waterworld on Dry Land”, for “The Postman” and “Waterworld”.

[@corey-bird3489]

The transition from “don’t just stand there, KILL SOMETHING” to jazz music is kind of funny 🤣

[@bobbackward6461]

Sometimes, on the worst days...I can look at a film like this and think to myself, "Yeah, it's bad here sometimes, but at least THAT is not the reality I live in."

[@LazyParasyte]

I have to be honest I’ve seen this movie a few times and I don’t really care for it but that’s just my personal opinion but I’ll admit when he throws that flare down and the old man couldn’t be happier really is a masterpiece of a scene

[@tomservo5347]

The old man reminds me of Gollum, paddling on his little boat forgotten in the depths in a pure state of wretchedness.

[@jordanmc9015]

In a water world like this, you'd think that people that could breathe water would be elevated in society.

[@FucTrump]

Human beings are fatally illogical.

[@csmrookie9600]

They actually explained this in the movie. Since having the ability to breathe underwater, is considered taboo by many people as that means you’re not human. This also means you have an unfair advantage to scrounge up valuables from the sea floor, making you able to get more rich by the sale of dirt. Basically, you would be in the minority and would be treated as unnatural by the people, leading to them to take drastic measure ls against you.

[@easc9007]

The delivery of, “Oh, thank god.” is basically his mind thinking sweet relief.

[@ersikillian]

"Don't just stand there, kill something!" I didn't know Dick Chenney was in the movie.

[@victorwallec2534]

say what ever you want, i like this movie ... it was ahead of its time and just misunderstood

[@corey-bird3489]

I’d like to know if those same people like or dislike the Universal attraction too, like a movie and you’re the one more open minded!

[@SQRL_TAC]

"Oh, thank god" ☠

[@jbc6980]

I never noticed but Kevin Costner is essentially the highly acclaimed version of Keanue Reeves. He has one tempo and it’s chill af. But it’s never a particularly engaged performance, more just the same style every show.

[@sturmunddrang1132]

I think he was going for Clint Eastwood

[@anthonycarlisle6184]

I'd buy that, b/c he's not named, just called "Mariner". Same with Costner's other post-apocalyptic movie Postman, the character he plays has no name

[@florians9949]

Deacon: you’re not crazy. Mariner: no, I am batshit insane.

[@chrisfrank8413]

This was a great Movie. Never could see the dislike.

[@InterstateTechno]

The life of the oil-measurer, meeted out in 3 words. Fantasic.

[@PistonAvatarGuy]

When the bad guys call you a turd.... *chef's kiss.

[@joeyknowitall6656]

This movie was filmed down in the Ensenada area and I remember seeing that big tanker out on the ocean thinking, wow how did that get there!

[@votpavel]

that tanker was a prop scene on land

[@Zapinc9]

How was this a flop, this is a riot

[@151ncoke]

I always felt bad for that old man 😢

[@knownlogic1154]

I just love how that fool just wanted to die 😂

[@emanuel82]

Mel Gibson look so different in this Mad Max-movie.

[@flashyturnip7730]

This movie was fucking awesome. I dont understand how it flopped so badly

[@jamesl.anderson1384]

0:40 T.V. Edit He’s like 🚽 that’s won’t flush

[@PUREBOILINGRAGE55]

Some days I feel like that old man and remember this line

[@romanboi3115]

Deacon did what a lot of people do, they do not know when it is better to not call a bluff.

[@corey-bird3489]

I remember Dr. Wayne Dyer mentioning this particular quote about things in life that feel like they won’t flush, it’s your choice to react wisely. Deep yet simple. 🙃

[@carlosponchio1869]

"We all burn" best line in a movie.

[@originalfilmbot]

Costner trying out early prototypes of the Apple Vision Pro

[@EwenMacpherson-r9t]

The poor old guy in the tank at least now he’s free

[@facelessman9224]

Now I have to go watch this movie again.

[@dannygjk]

I would have dropped it too because he has nothing to lose.

[@thevgmlover]

PSA: Put on Waterworld's SNES soundtrack. I saved a playlist for the most high-quality tracks I could find, but if you find even more high-quality ones, let me know!

[@Honre123]

Thanks, I checked out that playlist! I don't know if the Waterworld game is any good but its music sure is!

[@thevgmlover]

@@Honre123 I heard that as far as a lot o' people are concerned, that soundtrack might've been the only good thing to come out of the entire Waterworld IP. I haven't played it myself, or any of its other versions, but I heard they're all equally bad.

[@corey-bird3489]

Most underrated movie EVER.

[@tommythetrain1945]

"oh thank god" LMAO

[@stephenparallox]

"Oh Thank God, I'm out of this flick"

[@Trip1443]

I'm so glad to see Gale Banks has expanded his horizons and moved on to better things

[@joshuatrujillo9621]

This movie is too underrated.

[@PathologicGaming]

Regardless of how this movie was perceived when it released, I loved this movie.

[@killough71010]

Good movie. This should get a reboot.

[@robalderman6979]

Hell yeah fish man Kevin Costner had been in shotgun SWAT training for years before he lit these guys up

[@jamesl.anderson1384]

0:39

[@ThenameisNiels]

i'M NOT YOUR FRIEND, PAL!

[@itnahtapohcysp]

Excellent film

[@shadownoobnoobslayer5424]

Mad Max classic !

[@ebonypantalion5154]

It's called water world.

[@TheIrishRushin]

​@@ebonypantalion5154 Really?

[@evilmex1962]

@@ebonypantalion5154 water max

[@girdielbohmer2148]

2:30 When you work on a shitty job just to pay the bills and got fired. In this case, literally.

[@danielwalker3813]

Such a good movie. I may watch it tonight 😊

[@votpavel]

i hate how crappy the quality of the bluray is

[@joshhenderson3444]

such a great, and totally underrated movie

[@corey-bird3489]

Like a movie like this and you are the one more open minded, indeed

[@orthrusthetoad]

Such an underrated movie..

[@mrnobody2683]

2:33 I also feel Comic Book Guys quick quip fits here Oh I wasted my life

[@Aditya-f8t5z]

Love to Deacon......🙏

[@robertkees6048]

I was trying to think of something nice to say about this movie, here goes. It's better than The Postman.

[@kck-kck879]

Ouch

[@anekdot_ot_jelika]

Водный мир. Обожаю этот фильм

[@orangebean325]

Dennis Hopper saved that movie.

[@robertrhythm69]

@2:25

[@informer3000]

Good ol' Hollywood

[@dmitrydagaev2750]

1:03 I can relate

[@martincantu5261]

Damn I got a good comeback for that, but i'm not gonna say it.

[@votpavel]

my favourite movie

[@SushmaVivek-xq4nv]

Watching Kevin after yellowstone

[@Imnotjoe2020]

Why is he using an Apple Vision Pro?

[@dannygjk]

Who, the guy who posted the video?

[@Imnotjoe2020]

Kevin Costner arrives with a Vision Pro on his face@@dannygjk

[@zachmoyer1849]

its a movie that takes place in the future he must have found an apple store when he dove down to the bottom

[@navelriver]

I thought the title referred to turdeau of Canada.

[@CybrosisEvolved]

My dad loves this movie. Just for the bad guys performance. You told me you wouldn't kill me if I talked. "Oh I forgot. I may have I may have" *gives his gun to his right hand man*

[@plutobars7700]

What's funny is they could of just copied the map from her back and gave her back.

[@votpavel]

they werent sure if there was more secrets to the girl

[@feartheoldblood]

How would they know what a toilet is anyway? They just shit in a bucket and toss it overboard.

[@Jasonsaunders-yy9fx]

mad max , on water ..

[@geHuCKa]

Эта девочка случайно не в клипе Pink - fucking perfect снималась?

[@Frankie2012channel]

Though 'the mariner' is the hero of the film, i can't help but think how many hundreds of people he killed (not just the smoker raiders, but everyone, including the families and workers on the ship). I mean he just killed hundreds and hundreds of people. Hmmmm. Best not to think too much on that detail. LOL.

[@ReMattch]

That's Waterworld. He probably did. The Drifter feels like Joel from Last of us on the water. Enola is probably the first kid to actively taunt him and antagonize him, which is why she became his friend because he respects her guts in Waterworld.

[@petrvrana834]

It's a good movie

[@soopahsoopah]

Great line but I don't think working toilets are a thing in this world.

[@map3384]

Best scene from a miserable movie.

[@zachmoyer1849]

i liked it

[@brianbrowning9064]

All the relatively innocent people he killed

[@kck-kck879]

There would have been too many mouths to feed on that island if he had saved them

[@ttc5000]

This movie could have been a great movie, but it couldn't decide if it wanted to be a serious dystopic post-apocalyptic drama, a propaganda piece for global warming, or a slapstick comedy

[@Toersk1]

I dont get it why this flopped. This movie was/is amazing!

[@Eddi3xBac0n]

they always had smokes and gas on a world that was only water

[@TheIrishRushin]

There were floating settlements everywhere with supplies and those guys were raiders.

[@goranmijatovic6786]

no chance in hell that would happend. Thats row oil it would just stop bursting

[@TheHuntermj]

I don't like how he's written to be a bad guy with no sense, just let go of the kid, she's not worth the hassle. But no, he has to be bad at all costs to push the story forwards.

[@Shrooms-up6sv]

was the kids hair sticking up because a shower wasn't really available in the water world days? genuine question, please don't laugh at me!

[@AgiHammerthief]

all the salt

[@SuperSayinSolidSnek]

​@@AgiHammerthiefwhat I was going to say, man's never been to a beach I think, or didn't have long hair when they did

[@dannygjk]

Go spend an hour in an ocean while running your fingers thru your hair now and then. Let it dry naturally.

[@zachmoyer1849]

in the movie he cuts her hair as punishment for drawing pictures with crayons all over his boat. so it was a crude haircut along with all the reasons others gave.

[@votpavel]

you will be surprised how different your hair would get from livin on the ocean like that/ curled up/different color even maybe

[@BilalKhan-b1e7c]

Mad max

[@leandroingrassia]

(DEACON LAUGHS)

[@MarkFendy-sw7hn]

If Deacon was a nice guy or not he shouldn't have hit that girl female when the fish guy Kevin Costner came! He Deacon didn't deserve her but was only nice to her when he told his guys to take those chains off her a while ago!

[@briandoczkat9895]

Where they get cigs at

[@corey-bird3489]

They were leftover stock salvaged, I reckon

[@ChrisSeel-ux4ck]

pour guy at the bottom measuring the oil. :}