Making A POLYPHIA Song In 5 Minutes (Speedrun)

[@SininenKT]

The fact it only took 11 seconds to access fart samples says a lot

[@andrewhutchinson3074]

LMFAOO

[@TerryTinsel]

Made my day!

[@christyler6694]

meanwhile, actual polyphia is doing the “making a polyphia song in 5 years” challenge

[@bradengoldsberry]

Nice one lmao

[@toemasmeems]

but they realized an album onlly 3 years ago and a single last year

[@birb7084]

@@toemasmeems you must be great at parties

[@toemasmeems]

@@birb7084 yeah bro I have a good time 👍🏼

[@ConsideratelyKillingMe]

@@birb7084 you must be great at making original comebacks

[@Lowkeyhiman]

Bradley Hall is the best keyboard drum player in the world. Change my mind.

[@Sumaleth]

*whisper* Jordan Rudess exists :)

[@ijustchangedmyname]

@@Sumaleth You are why people think Dream Theater fans are annoying.

[@juanmora6808]

You know the way pugs are so ugly they are kinda cute well...

[@phantomechelon3628]

He's quite the pot and pan virtuoso too. 😉

[@gunsnrollingparsa2195]

He is better than Lars Ulreich on acoustic drums

[@GarthNGuitars]

Jesus Christ that knock was so realistic in my headphones. Thought someone was behind me 😂

[@ZouheirHamzaoui]

it scared the sh*t out of me

[@TurboFog]

I went outside to kick someones ass, but there was no one. im not lying. this video has fucked me up.

[@jeromesimon8916]

I Was taking a piss when that happened and turn myself fully to the right......... someone is not going to be happy

[@Dawid_Andrzejczak]

Yes i have heart attack 😂

[@elixenramirez740]

I thought I was the only one wtf 🤣

[@Farvann]

I pressed subscribe. Now I'm unsubscribed. Thanks for that advice, Bradley.

[@christiandavidjr4241]

@@BradleyHallGuitar roasted

[@ianisawesome778]

Just means you get the joy of subscribing again.

[@CyberChrist]

Hey, nice to see you here ^^ Would you make an Immortal speedrun ?

[@EtsedJayel]

Knocking sound at 0:05 was so damn realistic on headphones I seriously got scared for a second and had to replay to make sure it really came from the video

[@filip100000]

Bro, I almost shat myself too hahahahah

[@phdinyoutubecomenting3249]

i had to look behind me, even though i dont even have a door lol

[@EtsedJayel]

@@phdinyoutubecomenting3249 Daamn hahahah, well my landlord lives next door and my front door makes almost exactly that sound, so you can imagine how I felt that lol

[@kmz8160]

5D

[@VapidDillon]

I was shitting at work and thought someone was knocking on the stall

[@shinzou.sasageyo.]

Doctor : Dancing Bradley is not exist. He can't hurt you. Dancing Bradley : 5:34

[@Ehabdaguy]

Death could be one you do soon. It would be interesting to see how you improvise with their leads and rhythm changes, also I really want to see your growling lmao

[@someknightwithanlmg9649]

Bless us with it papa Brad

[@Ehabdaguy]

@@BradleyHallGuitar Well it couldn't be worse than my attempts at growling haha

[@vincentbondeezy7165]

Yes this is one that needs to be done

[@AoLIronmaiden]

@@BradleyHallGuitar eeeeeeexcellent

[@Lecrabx]

@@BradleyHallGuitar please god show us bradley shuldiner

[@AshesAwaken]

We definitely need a Gojira song in 5 minutes. Cant wait to see him try to play drums on a keyboard like Mario

[@ST0NE_206]

need that AC/DC vocal speedrun soon…

[@kitten-whisperer]

@Bradley Hall ewwwww no acdc please. They're wack

[@martinemesguitar]

@@kitten-whisperer More of a Spinal Tap man, I see.

[@eliasmsv3156]

@@kitten-whisperer that's why it's fun to imitation

[@dillanwebber2689]

@@kitten-whisperer shut uppp

[@iusedtomakeoutwithmedusa]

@@kitten-whisperer bro is different💀💀💀

[@josephpessano]

I love what you do in 5 minutes most won’t even try on their lifetime You are clearly the man

[@dpants5150]

The fart noises are just immaculate. You're a true tootsman, Beanley.

[@ConnorQuimby]

I think a remastered Megadeth speedrun would be a good idea. Your keyboard drumming is now at least 5% of the power of Nick Menza (RIP 😔) and combined with you getting much better at the speedruns... although yeah the original is bloody funny, nothing says you can't do multiple attempts when speedrunning. That's what the grind's about. Love the stuff as always, would eat some beans right now if I had any

[@jacobsamano9761]

I don’t know how the hell this video was in my feed but holy crap what did I just witness? This guy was moving so fast and completing so many different musical passages in such a short window of time it was complete and utter brilliance! Now I am left feeling completely useless as I sit in my room surrounded by amazing Metal records and 2 guitars and amps and yet I’m apparently incapable of utilizing my resources in the manner in which this guy would. My mind is blown. I have been reduced to the smallest particles of matter.

[@MMASL420]

i fel your pain bro. 1 month later im in you same situation.

[@gamingSlasher]

Try to do your own speedrun. Just let it go

[@QcChopper]

The "dancing" while holding the high hat key got me laughing. Pretty funny and nice video all around.

[@bobbywagner1113]

"My god, that's bass-ey!" Ah, yes. The floor here is made out of floor.

[@ilikevideos4868]

I wanna see a Children Of Bodom speedrun. I can wait

[@jaydenhoward8670]

Cob!

[@earthlessson]

that door knocking sounds to real i almost shit myself in the office!

[@ArtemSherstyuk]

that final chord... just perfect! :D

[@DreIsGoneFission]

I know everyone knows it, but I have to add it for the record. Their drummer is unreal.

[@justjarvis106]

Clay is a beast, well they both are

[@ВячеСуров]

Hey, Bradley, haven't thought of making Limp Bizkit, Hollywood Undead? Would really like to hear some. Heil to the Hall.

[@dermilfschreck]

Nah we need no limp bizkit

[@rodp.d7201]

Absolutely bloody brilliant 🤠

[@arkanearts6592]

I have a nasty toothache today, and this video just made it ten times worse because I was laughing so hard.

[@ConsistentImprovement]

Good job man, you're truly talented. I also admire your message of "it doesn't have to be perfect", which I believe hinders many of us from making meaningful progress.

[@meeserbaker]

The last note on the lead fuckin gets me so much its like ur guitar died mid bend. Like it farted its soul out and left this plane of existence

[@BenKDesigns]

Never heard of Polyphia before today, but after seeing this speedrun, I'm convinced that if their music is anything even remotely similar...then I'm sold. Checking them out now.

[@Bentley_turley]

Definitely check them out. Great band.

[@EstebanBrenesPinto]

How was your journey into Polyphia?

[@BenKDesigns]

@@EstebanBrenesPinto GOAT is easily my favorite. "Nasty" is also pretty cool. Still playing them here and there as I have time, but I've probably listened to GOAT several dozen times by now since posting this. :P

[@toemasmeems]

@@BenKDesigns my favorite track is "Bad" it's so damn cocky, groovy, catchy

[@odenroberts7603]

@@BenKDesigns you gotta check out playing god now

[@ZL1LoVeR]

That knock on the door made me look towards my door 😅 even the Sound FX is crisp Beanso! Magical

[@becauseisaac]

That knock made me get up out of my chair, open my apartment door, go over to my neighbors, and ask if they needed something.

[@brentjackson5185]

Your shirt is FUCKING stellar, dude. One of the first games I got for Playstation when it came out. You just sent me back 25 years.

[@mfC0RD]

Gojira in 5 minutes should be fun

[@mitnikgaming5100]

That door knock in the intro fucking jumpscared me xD

[@alexmolinax]

F*ck yeah! You did it! Too short but it's cool, the title grabbed me here directly, I love these challenges

[@TheDivide77]

Do death next, as always great video beanly :)

[@daralenoach]

The fart samples really give it the authentic polyphia sound 😂

[@spiderpig7253]

I would like to see Children of Bodom speedrun. This was amaizing...

[@failuretolaunchdrums]

Second this

[@teidenzero]

oh yes please

[@reav3rtm]

Your wish was granted haha

[@baalrog887]

As someone who's never listened to Polyphia I thought this was great, next, speed run Cannibal Corpse or better yet, NAPALM DEATH

[@jacksonrainey2408]

Challenge: write a napalm death song in over 30 seconds

[@luisambriz3028]

Actually that guitar part was pretty damn dope

[@wormfost5578]

Speed run a Dissection song. Don’t do it because the majority voted but because it would be badasser than hell. 🤘

[@valentinjournu1576]

I don't know how much he is into black metal but that sure would be amazing.

[@florian_thrash]

The Lead Guitar part was AWESOME!! If I could do this in 24 hours instead of 30s I would be pumped!!

[@piolaman6853]

that fricking knock on the door 😭 almost shat my pants at 1am

[@TheFicho007]

Amazing speedrun! 🙌

[@_adg_0]

"I completely fluffed that last chord. That sounds great !" Dave Mus..... Bradley Hall

[@hollogyny]

Jesus Christ that door knock at the beginning scared the absolute shit out of me. I was like who tf could be knocking on my second story window...

[@victorthemusicman7243]

I know these videos are made as jokes but you're really talented to make something like this in 5 min. This goes for the other videos too! Even if they aren't the best, it's still gives me a good laugh!

[@fueledbypaintwater]

I love your pfp. My personal favorite album by TDG is Life Starts Now.

[@victorthemusicman7243]

@@fueledbypaintwater Thx , Life starts now is my No. 2

[@JanJan-rc4zp]

Remember when they were making a song in one hour? Well that is history!

[@spedmington]

4:47 sounds scarily like Playing God

[@Totone56]

Our boy Emanuel, noice

[@jakewolas3120]

bro that knock legit scared the piss out of me!! lol. thought someone knocked on my bedroom window

[@benstubbins]

Cacophany speedrun, you know it makes sense

[@kapla2004]

Love the inclusion of them brown note. That’s music theory

[@kc_jones_gaming]

Adding the growl during the keyboard recording would be a nice touch 😂

[@AoLIronmaiden]

ARCHSPIRE SPEED RUN!!! Come on, gotta speed run the speed kings

[@SinkMan434]

That window knock got me ngl that shirt was realistic af

[@onnelinenpakoputki1598]

When will you do korn i would really like to hear you scatting and also this video was so much fun specially when you dance, keep on kicking ass brad

[@mgrocki]

🤣 best one yet.... specifically with the random wet farts. These all going up on spotify soon or what???

[@jesseerammstein3806]

the knocking sound at the beginning... yeah i can say i had a heart attack thinking it was my neighbors at 1:45am

[@tingachhakchhuak6083]

Do Archspire next 👀

[@JayFFAFAlesanaES]

This! And the song must be called "Canandian ShrimpSimp".

[@RobTroiano]

Archspire or unsubscribe

[@caydespliff181]

“cicada-y” trap hats is perfect

[@mikeivey8471]

I thought that was pretty freakin' cool ! Especially since it was thrown together so quickly !! I think you should tackle Death next !!

[@allansilveira3610]

I almost cried when I saw Aguilar sensei playing his alien modes...

[@Emanuelaguilargmail.comAguilar]

We are together brother. Huggsssssssss👊👊

[@matteopugnaloni6338]

This I waited for

[@thequatropus]

That knock on the door actually brings anxiety since it sounds like it's coming through my wall

[@coninater]

I was going to question why you have sampled fart sounds, but now it makes perfect sense

[@ViktorSarge]

You come a heck of a lot closer than most of us would in five minutes, and the first four notes with the slides on the lead actually sounds pretty dang believable as a Polyphia track.

[@althulhu8537]

I’d love to see you tackle a Ghost speedrun

[@NevetsTSmith]

Somehow the Crash shirt really works. I think you naturally exude Crash Bandicoot energy on your own, so it fits.

[@Possue1]

Not sure if possible, but I would enjoy Children of Bodom speedrun.

[@ezraterry4219]

I know metal is your style but I think nirvana in 5 mins would be great

[@christopher4443]

Anything but nirvana

[@nickmaatjes5611]

that would be dope!!!!

[@nickelcreed4421]

Kirk Cokain with an REM CD, definitely need some shotgun and flannel references.

[@ungeschlaft3522]

that knock on the door scared the fk out of me cuz i was wearing headphones

[@thomass6988]

I'd love a video where you run through your recording system, you've got a great setup

[@Mediocre_at_best]

I had earphones in and that knock at the door was so realistic that I checked my own front door.....

[@RyanHart2.0]

This content was just NOW in my " try out" vids?. So subbed to you just cuz of this vid!! Great job!! 👍

[@Jacoby2309]

I love your Speedruns, it amazes me every time and makes me laugh! You're a really great guitarist and musician overall.

[@mikey3545]

Brilliant 👏 that last bend cracks me up every time. 🤣

[@theDubleD]

Had to search for them before i continued watching and GOAT was the first song :p great job!!

[@bobbyishurt]

When i heard the knock in the sponsored part i was so fucking concerned cuz I was next to a wall in school, and I didn't know where the fuck it was coming from. Also, bradley is absolutely wrong about how it was good even after he picked up a guitar, the lead guitar part was badass, and it really showed how much he improvises and embraces other genres. Well done

[@thackerynewtonmusic5403]

Bro. The knock literally scared me.

[@SuperBlazeomatic]

Hooooly shit that door knock almost gave me a heart attack cause it sounded like someone knocking on my wall from the outside!

[@patrickkeenan6331]

These speed runs are by far the most entertaining thing on the tube of You.

[@silwerfoxx4212]

You should do Twelve Foot Ninja next!

[@romac4533]

Loved it dude. Much, much better then I could ever do especially in 5 minutes. That being said I can't believe how greatful I was to here that god awful keyboard smash at the end. 😂

[@AnotherFrogOnTheWall]

Bro with headphones the first 6 seconds I ran up to my door so fast like who tf is knocking on my door so damn loud🤣

[@Elviolli]

That was actually really awesomely funny. And awesome. And funny.

[@JbfMusicGuitar]

This one really had me in stitches lmao, combo of wet farts and being called BEAN... it's that really high brow humour that gets me 😂

[@timetorelax2568]

You can start your own band based on the genre you created- Parody Metal. Could be the next big thing

[@bobleguy]

DOING is more important than doing perfectly.

[@nicolaslaruaz8575]

Love Tim Henson's face in beans at the end...

[@Audon4150]

In Flames would be awesome next! :D Great job on this one (y)

[@ludvigsommar9025]

Would be sick if you did a speed run cob song. I can imagine how much fun the drums would be to play on keyboard😅

[@justincronkhite209]

Love this stuff my man.!!..keep it coming!!

[@giulianogotodemello9823]

holy f*ck, that doorknock at 0:07 actually made me look right

[@_FrankMatthews_]

Tbh I still prefer the track from "Polyphia in a Nutshell". That one's an all-time classic!

[@DavidsMusicChannel]

Loved it! Absolutely puts a smile on my face with each of these runs :) keep ‘em coming!

[@defectivetoaster7713]

I had a fucking heart attack from the knock

[@Shawnpo76]

Alien fingers! HUGGGS BROTHER!

[@proferogers9090]

They're not super well-known, but speedrun Cirith Ungol

[@jhonhenry9056]

Hey not super well-known, but speedrun my dad

[@rudechicken6459]

Please Children of Bodom!! Been begging on your discord for like a month haha. Btw the guitar part was actually pretty good considering you came up with it in 15 seconds haha!!

[@hectormontes]

I was listening with headphones and that knock at 0:05 felt like it came from my actual door. It was almost midnight, scared the shit out of me.

[@tematatata]

Jesus Christ dude did you have to make that 0:05 knock on the door sound so real. I though someone banged on the door at half past three at night. Scareee!

[@paulreuter3284]

I checked my door after the knocking sound :D