BRAIN DUMP: Dungeons & Dragons

[@LordMoonshadowGaGa]

“I blast a hole in the wall and skip your entire campaign.” -Literally every D&D party ever.

[@bradpotts1747]

so many memories

[@mcdowneywhite279]

Pull the biggest bullshit and do a crit roll to piss off the DM, cuz they passed.

[@FantasticMrLP]

"The Missile smashes into the cracked stonework of the ancient stone walls. Small fragments break off and scatter around the room, a few specks hitting your faces. The (checks Wizards 1d4+1 damage roll) 3 damage leaving a small hole in the wall but nothing more. You can tell these ancient halls are built of thick stone bricks, and being underground, would either hold another room of this hellish dungeon or solid stone behind it anyway". -> the key is to let the player do this, but simply explain the rational aftermath, rather than attempt to tell them "No". The consequence is that he wasted a level 1 spell slot for the equivalent of hitting the wall with a hammer. In the next fight he'll quickly learn not to waste his spells in such a manner again :p

[@GamerGod353]

This is why you do 2 things. 1. Apply the cloyster spell in your dungeon so they can't teleport away or use any spells against a dungeon. 2. make sure it's underground.

[@alfredwinchesterjr]

​@@GamerGod353 or just, prepare to improvise excessively and make sure that the plot is inescapable to them. -You leave the dungeon, knowing full well that if you don't handle this a bunch of stuff you wont like will happen. But hey if you wanna go fuck around in a random village, lemme just create some npcs. *2 sessions later* -Hey remember that thing you ignored before? It's chasing you now. Turns out in the dungeon was when it was weakest.

[@jdatboi724]

The way Max described it was so intimate and beautiful it almost made me cry.

[@racc5817]

I'd pay good money for an audio book read by him

[@sebastianlunar6012]

i cry like a bitch tbh

[@racc5817]

@@samdyson6436 someone's had a bad day

[@CWRoederer]

"It's almost as if she makes me feel like I'm alive again." That honestly made me really, really sad for Goofball.

[@robinspook-5873]

Golfball*

[@mittycommitspizzatime92]

MegaLucario456 _ Someone’s been paying attention to the series

[@robinspook-5873]

@@mittycommitspizzatime92 yee

[@monkeydfunky1558]

He is dead after all

[@notubercharged]

@@robinspook-5873 I was just about to make that joke XD

[@JT-ho6rp]

"You took my mermaid!" "Well bring her back!" That's how an adventure starts homie. Now you have a goal and a purpose. Realize it.

[@yaboiiskelly2502]

This is how real life works too

[@TUM_Toons]

May-ro Bras

[@angelicacimpoesu4924]

@@yaboiiskelly2502 yeah but in real life You cant get your goals

[@DrivenZacy]

Mario plot explained

[@rminkof]

Potion of Water Breathing is 11 GP a pop. & lasts a whole hour! Mere kobold loot.

[@KiffyBee]

Missed the opportunity to say 'She's not a ten, she's a natural twenty.'

[@captainandrew45]

Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy *finger guns*

[@bitterjames]

you glorious bastard you

[@gloxxic]

Youn

[@ghoulbuster1]

nice

[@jm-sh6qr]

the universe must hate me because I had to see this comment before I died

[@berniebroig8745]

"I use Magic Missile to blast a hole in the wall and skip your entire dungeon." "Roll for damage." "Wait, what?"

[@franzsno7019]

“Roll for initiative.” *what*

[@tje24]

@@franzsno7019 underrated reply

[@estellaruiz3125]

Franzs No it’s the dark forest elves!

[@Concerned_Custodian]

@@franzsno7019 "Excuse me, *WHAAAAAAT."*

[@sqentontheslime1967]

Franzs No Wall mimic!

[@CriticalNobody]

I’m in a room...and it’s covered in detail...HOW DID YOU KNOW!?!

[@raininess]

*gasp* SAME! What are the odds?!

[@corndogcowboy69]

Wow! Incredible!

[@rageinternet9391]

WHO'S IN MY ROOM!?

[@theinternetexplorer7873]

Ikr like I have yellow wallpaper in my room too!

[@scoots291]

Oh good I'm in a room without detail.

[@todd_draws_lines3949]

"You're in a room.. the room is covered in... detail" Actually me writing

[@a1d3n_isme]

700 likes and no comments? Let me fix that >:)

[@quemevasadecirami]

8tyfive fixs AnD No ComMenTs?!! let Me liKe tHat

[@Kartuuse806]

Oh bOy whY dO pEoPle say "... lIkeS anD No ComMeNts, LeT Me fIX tHAt"

[@MrBump2]

When a cartoon ghost articulates your feelings for others you know will never be mutual lmao

[@nachosNipples]

Mr. Bump 2.0 mutual what?

[@Ghost_of_Avalon]

Life is Bane

[@user-md4mj3kh3i]

Im Ray and I'm Gay

[@StewHeisenberg]

Sex sex sex

[@notgray88]

@Pablo Cattaneo You merely adopted the darkness

[@Tech_Priest]

Honestly... The way he wrote that description in the middle of the video, along with the eventual visuals... Kinda put a tear in my eye... That was beautiful

[@vynn5522]

Brother Leviathon Riddeptous well said

[@Chaotic_Observer]

Ikr, i found myself closing my eyes and tearing up in the middle of it all

[@jerrodshack7610]

@@Chaotic_Observer Ugh, shut the fuck up

[@ganondorfodragonmmirechan1847]

@@jerrodshack7610 no u

[@heycallmetomo3352]

Damn... That description was so beautiful-

[@purplolart]

"You're in a room, the room is covered in... detail." The most accurate sentence a dm has ever said.

[@mcdowneywhite279]

A whole lot a detail

[@1_fishy_boi984]

As a dnd nerd myself, i understood everything he said at the beginning

[@DragonKriz]

you DO have to roll a five to have sex with a giraffe, right?

[@cesaralvarado8016]

@@DragonKriz indeed

[@1_fishy_boi984]

@@DragonKriz yes, in a safari like campaign, you can roll a 5 to have sex with a giraffe

[@raisinx]

@@1_fishy_boi984 lmao nice

[@TomoLamp]

@@1_fishy_boi984 you roll a nat 20, the giraffe says that it was the best sex theyd ever have received in their life.

[@hungrymanmanofsteelproduct2968]

First burnbot leaves after Max hurts her feelings, now she's still gone and goofball tries to steal braindump from Max. I feel like this is leading up to something big.

[@angel88761]

When that video comes there will be no intro theme instead it will play during a crucial moment and be a slow piano version on repeat since it's short

[@SuperWaistcoat]

It’s Max. He’s infamous for doing this but with the last two we may not see it.

[@CloudBlitzer]

Max is a genius, I'm honestly excited to see where this goes. I'm almost positive this was his intention from the start. He wanted to lure us in with a false sense of security with lovable characters we came to enjoy and then pull the rug out from under us by revealing that there is a plot to Brain Dump.

[@jaschabull2365]

It'd better, I came to hear Max talk about the Grinch, and stayed because of all the cliffhangers, which forced me to watch this religiously. I hope that will prove worth my while.

[@identiikit]

Detailed details surround you within very detailed room. Upon each detail is a detail, and on each of those is a detailed detail. You look down on a cluster of details, and sitting upon it is...... A BEIGE CUBE.

[@kikiretzorg1467]

"Finally, I can achieve my dream of stage left," says Golfball, before promptly going house left.

[@aydennuula979]

Thank you. As soon as he moved I was thinking "hey wait a minute"

[@dumbpossum8461]

Hahah actors are great

[@Lessembarrassingman]

Go

[@thatguyonyoutube989]

*Stage right

[@Lessembarrassingman]

Thatguyonyoutube Right time

[@Archon762]

"Close your eyes, Goofball." "Why?" "Because I don't want to animate my imagination."

[@xethanxxstraightx1794]

5:32 uh... he did animate it though

[@Archon762]

Yes but the first two minutes weren't and my above comment was the feeling I got from it until suddenly mermaid. It's not a perfect comment.

[@criticorn663]

@@Archon762 But the point of it was for you to imagine it, and then suddenly have your interpretation of the scene appear on the screen. In my opinion for an animated show, suddenly lacking the visual aspect of it is a very interesting choice.

[@Archon762]

Thank you for deconstructing my joke with logic xD

[@yomomma2623]

Well said but I think you miss the point of imagination.

[@crackerjaq9974]

Theory: The mermaid was Golfball's lover, from when he was alive. Max didn't describe the mermaid, all he said was "perfect." Goofball imagined her looks all from his idea of a "perfect woman" (hence the mermaid not conforming to the usual trends of 'beauty'), and the reason he feels nostalgic from only a thought is because it was more so a memory. He got so defensive and angry because, in that moment, he was able to be with her again. And then he rolled a 2 with a -8 charisma modifier. This has been an over-speculation from yours truly. yadda yadda film theory.

[@caxolog]

That’s such an interesting theory, you have convinced me

[@ProducingItOfficial]

We gotta show this to max

[@_ryannefrancis_2824]

Damn underated comment indeed

[@Houndoomgirl77]

He always knew how to make her laugh....he met her when she was crying and heartbroken. Somehow he instantly figured out her sense of humor and for the first time in weeks she smiled. Not only smiled...laughed. She wanted more of this goofy guys jokes. She kept in touch with him. She soon found that every day the only thing that could make her laugh was his HIM. she loved how he always knew what would get her to giggle...a story, a quip, a cartoon-like exaggeration...he just always knew. He loved her laugh too. He would stay up all night thinking of new material that would make her happy. His best friend's joy meant more to him than anything else. He was devoted to her smiles and laughter. He would compliment her on how amazing she looked when she was full of joy...soon she started loving herself. She started to love her laugh, she loved feeling happy, she loved her smile and finally felt like it was beautiful enough to show. After falling in love with herself for once she reaslized that she had fallen for him as well. Soon they were lovers, best friends, soulmates even. his humor won her over but she soon found that he was so much more. he was thoughtful, loved to stand up for his feelings and morals, was quick to make stories and ideas, and no matter what, even when she was sobbing he could make her laugh. She even pushed him to live his dream of being a standup comedian so that he could share that joy with everyone. he would call her his "divine comedy" as divine and rare as seeing a mermaid... And she would call him her little goofball. In his death, he lives on with her memories. promising to be funny and playful and always be the living cartoon she saw him as...she would've wanted him to make people laugh...and the name he chose for himself...the name she gave him..goofball

[@mickrabbit_]

@@Houndoomgirl77 Im literally gonna cry over a cartoon ghost

[@koolkid7550]

Dang Max, At this point you should just become a writer

[@sparkylongtail309]

How do you think Brain Dump is made? How do you think any part of the animation sequence is made. HOW DO YOU THINK THIS WAS STORYBOARDED? The best writing is when no one can see anything wrong with it. ;)

[@Yipper64]

"The walls where covered in DETAIL" top 10 writing (no but really because it was supposed to be a kind of joke or at least a set up to one it is great writing even though its purposefully bad)

[@flyingsky1559]

It would seem he has already become so

[@koolkid7550]

@Panda Boi Gaming YT WAIT I DID THAT ON ACCIDENT LMAO-

[@calebrose740]

He really should

[@Rez-bg7go]

The animation in this is so beautiful and colorful

[@spacemetrix2251]

He won't like that description

[@Foxy02016]

xdeadx perezx yeah it’s true

[@nyxol67]

7:52

[@Doomshroom8]

So much detail

[@-DRIP]

Hopefullyyou get 1k likes cuz thats what ive been thinking the whole time that scene happened

[@BenjaminLG]

One minute and ten seconds of black screen perfectly executed for the revelation of the visual part, that is pure art. I take my hat off to you.

[@ctimerun3693]

Resolution to become a gaming channel turned this into an ASMR channel for a hot minute there.

[@RorytheRomulan]

Better idea: "Bring her back!" "Oh, you want to find her again?" The adventure begins.

[@hjalmarnilsson1756]

Thats the DnD spirit

[@bane2201]

Very late to this comment, but respect to you for your Gooseman profile pic.

[@Jireninyourrecommendations]

Yeah, I am a DM Depressed Manchild

[@thatonea-hole]

Aren't we all?!?! 😔

[@BraxtonKovary]

Yep same. Lel

[@aceofweebs9140]

@@thatonea-hole we are all losers in are own ways if we have money we lose happiness and meaning, if we have happiness and meaning gess what we don't have.

[@thatonea-hole]

@@aceofweebs9140 **MONEY** 💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💳💸💸💸💸💸💸💳💳💳

[@Stuffed-gamer]

DM Dick mockery

[@carthagodelendaest1390]

Not gonna lie that mermaid bit was actually amazing. What's the song name?

[@thedoomofred5174]

Textas 2.0, not going to lie I thought the mermaid looked a little like burnbot

[@carthagodelendaest1390]

@@thedoomofred5174 He can't deny the wifu love anymore lol

[@Karina-winsmore]

I was expecting her to turn hostile and brutally murder Goofball.

[@fbi-lk8mu]

@@thedoomofred5174 same lmao

[@strionic770]

Tfw it's actually a siren and starts eating your face off

[@SonicdaShapeshifter]

My favorite part is when you tell goofball to close his eyes for a minute and then don't have to animate for the duration of that time period

[@ActuatedGear]

He did after a minute... I'm kinda scared to go back and see what I missed. I vlosed my eyes and didnt open them till the music started. It was... Ridiculously serene.

[@kento369]

@@ActuatedGear You missed nothing, he doesn't animate until the music starts.

[@thekillersboys]

Yeah really entertaining material

[@TVindustries5000]

simple but effective

[@lancecoleman6684]

I don't get it a lot of things do that its whatever get with it nigga

[@ktggamingofficial6181]

“T O H A V E S E X W I T H A G I R A F F E” my FUCKING favorite part

[@mrmeatman]

ON THE FIRST DATE-.

[@wibsojiber5517]

With another clone?

[@Antraeon]

She was a giraffe. The problem? ... I rolled a 5.

[@codenamexelda]

-Of Christmas my true love gave to me, an RPG call D&D

[@irishcream9004]

Sad

[@arrowtongue]

the description of Goofball's past peaks my interest, I wonder if we'll get to know more about what happened to him or it it was just a one off joke

[@Anonarchist]

It sounds like he got his skull caved in by a golf ball at summer camp.

[@diegodeluquev1433]

He sounds like he was just a farm boy or town boy when he was alive.

[@joshuauniverse8760]

I Agree with ya, lad

[@wyd_marco4107]

You're talking about a ghost named goofball, dont you think you're digging too deep But thats none of my buisness

[@arrowtongue]

@@wyd_marco4107 Eh, even if it is nothing, it still was a very well written description, which adds to the joke if it were 100% one

[@Han_Moz]

"goofball close your eyes" >ASMR session starts

[@Buch0u_1]

My guess was "Hey, you're finally awake. You were caught trying to cross the border, right? Same as us, and that thief over there."

[@slime_sam4321]

@@Buch0u_1 A nords last thoughts should be of home.

[@mastermeme]

Real shit

[@kayleegamergirl9009]

We are all nerds. Lol

[@Iratechromosome]

Actually closed my eyes too. That kicked so much butt

[@sebastiancardenal3892]

We ain’t gonna talk about how Max annoyed goofball this time?

[@AppalachianMenace]

*Says “It’s Not my fault you’re so woefully uncharismatic!”* *Made goofball’s character sheet in the first place.*

[@J215J]

Forreal. He has dexteriy +4 yet hes using a sword

[@PhyreI3ird]

I love jokes like that that don't even have attention drawn to them

[@unmarkedwhitevan8758]

*golfball

[@marumaru.3471]

• _ •

[@Pedro_del_Rod]

He gave him a Charisma of -8. How do you fuck up a charisma stat that badly? Anyone on DnD Beyond can make a better charisma modifier than that.

[@Hi-nr6bp]

As soon as I heard “Sex with a giraffe” I knew I was gonna have a good time.

[@bleh1967]

That's actually when i clicked the like button

[@boudtroutepicanimations2323]

*_youre gonna have a bad time_*

[@princessaur]

I love how this started out as a review series.

[@SobiTheRobot]

I think it's really just a way for Max to, as per the title, dump his brain onto paper and gets his own thoughts organized, then he turns those thoughts into creative works like this.

[@princessaur]

@@SobiTheRobot That is a good point. I believe it was in his video about The Powerpuff Girls (which has been taken off of his channel for some reason), there was a back-and-forth between him and Goofball where Goofball said "I thought this show was supposed to be you talking about movies" and Max said "this show is whatever I want it to be."

[@HerbaMachina]

@@princessaur yeah that's correct.

[@gido9467]

“It’s not my fault you’re so woefully uncharismatic!” You made the character, Max.

[@adalwin1875]

Goofball is real

[@gido9467]

@@adalwin1875 Obviously Goofball is real. 🙄 I’m talking about his D&D character.

[@adalwin1875]

@@gido9467 oh right

[@divel5738]

"Okay you have a two. And you a have a modifier of negative eight" LOL

[@Anonarchist]

thats what happens when you pool all your S.P.E.C.I.A.L. points in strength.

[@aname848]

Goofball:Dungeons and Dragons is for nerds Also Goofball:*Knows about the concept of railroading*

[@-snek.]

A wizard conjured a plane of closets and banished Goofball to it for all eternity. Any embarrassing thing you can think of, he's it. But closeted.

[@notgray88]

I am not a nerd. What is railroading? Is that when some thing plays like it's "on rails?"

[@michaeljones8495]

What's railroading?

[@Kelarys]

Railroading is forcing the characters into the prewritten story that the master created. It's generally frowned upon, because it disrupts the free-will oriented nature of roleplaying. I used this weird thing called Google, because I decided knowing the thing was more important to me than proudly displaying my ignorance

[@Kelarys]

@@-snek. this comment is beautiful, and deserves more respect

[@notnotahuman183]

"Why do you torment me?" *with the upmost sass* "Because I have a crush on yah." Joking or not... I did not expect that.

[@Ihavenoidea-kj3ib]

It had no commen sense

[@Ihavenoidea-kj3ib]

Ok thanks

[@rexcake]

I...I...WHAT?

[@Ihavenoidea-kj3ib]

I love the characters of Alastor and Angel Dust

[@Ihavenoidea-kj3ib]

They remind me of goofball

[@broccoli5425]

I decided to close my eyes and picture the scene with Max's narration and good god that whole scene was set up perfectly. Especially when the music flared up again, I quickly opened my eyes to make sure I wasn't missing anything. (I was afraid I had closed my eyes for too long and was missing some animation.) When I did, it was the exact moment the mermaid turned around and looked at me. I know it was a cartoon mermaid behind a screen, but it felt so god damn real. It's a feeling I can't even begin to describe, a feeling of immersion and wonder I've rarely seen anyone capture so perfectly. 11 Feb 2024 Edit: I just found out that Navi Max exists. My emotions regarding this discovery are unclear.

[@InanimateMadness]

Actuall creativity in audio-visual storytelling on KZbin. Well done Max.

[@beanoreo8126]

SpaceMazie woah hey there

[@JumboDS64]

@@beanoreo8126 spiderman meme...

[@lavabunny95]

That was the simplest but most immersive story I've heard in a long time.. Then the animation kicked in.. Then he got shot down lmao

[@ShlickSFM]

XD 1:02 "you roll 5 to have sex with a giraffe" that cracks me up everytime

[@nicknickell4785]

That takes a 9 to happen

[@copycatcay]

its a 3 for giraffe, 5 is for a porcupine

[@saphykat]

XDDD

[@averageleagueoflegendsgame2693]

If you roll a six, you molest a whale

[@juliobulio715]

@@copycatcay 10 is for Bears

[@Wyvern201]

“You see a single perfect mermaid” I want to go and talk to her “Roll for dexterity” 1 “You slip on the rocks and slam your skull on the hard floor before sinking into the shimmering cavern pool, the water is freezing cold but you notice a small ripple and then clawed hands tugging at your legs.” “Roll for strength” 2 “You flail about in the water aimlessly in an attempt to return yourself to the surface and pull yourself out but the clawed hands don’t let go, and you feel yourself sinking, being pulled into the yawning darkness below. You look down at your captor, the mermaid looks up at you hungrily and grins, showing her dozens of sharp teeth ready to dig into your flesh and perhaps feed to her brood if she has one” “Roll a saving throw” Fail “Make a new character, you’re dead”

[@Poly_0000]

Can't believe you're actually making this into a quality series, just exploring these two characters. I really loved the part where Max described his fantasy world in beautiful detail. I know it's all supposed to be comedy, but I actually zoned out completely. When the picture came back that hit me hard. It really was a beautiful moment seeing the great art and music. Probably the best thing I've watched on KZbin in a while just for that clip alone.

[@cia4u401]

Them's the breaks, kid. Should've put your stats into charisma.

[@curdledstraw227]

I was in shock, this youtube comedy video took me to another world for a sec

[@skiboutins]

eh, I personally miss the actual reviews and stuff. I think this whole story thing is nice, but a little formula couldn’t hurt, yknow? I miss the snarky reviews he used to do.

[@bryntendo]

@@skiboutins Same. The one about the Powerpuff Girls and The Apu That I Know are both classics that I've watched a few times and recommended to people on multiple occasions. I do like and enjoy these more story driven videos, but I don't find that same rewatch/share potential in them.

[@bryntendo]

Omega Totally. I'm glad there are reuploads on other channels so we can still watch it, but it sucks that all the work and time that went into it aren't benefiting the actual creator of the video and instead just falling as random footnotes on other channels who took the video before it was removed. Still a damn good braindump though, more along those lines actually staying on this channel would be amazing

[@MagruBlue]

Damn, somebody paid attention in their English class. That diction was elegant with a capital L

[@familyguyfeline]

eLegant

[@CozyBoat275]

I SAY BIG WORDS TO MAKE ME SEEM SMART

[@MrFoxInc]

You cheeky bastard, you.

[@barringtona3859]

@@CozyBoat275 intelligent*

[@TaikoDrumroll]

@@CozyBoat275 Durrr diction elegant durrrr such big words durrrrr.

[@JustASmore]

Is it me, or is the dnd animation scene growing rapidly?

[@doginhat13]

It's been like that for a very long time

[@alhof322]

It has, and I love it

[@exetone]

It was shrinking for me. I think it's an optical illusion. Or a shared fever dream

[@gamemaniac2013]

I think it's always kinda been there. Though I've always preferred just reading retelling rather than watching those. r/gametales and sup/tg/ are treasure troves of the stuff, if you put in the time to look through it.

[@Punpun6745]

Probably....I just got into a few months ago.

[@marsupialsofmars3886]

3:20 he has no business being this adorable

[@jmr_draws]

Plot twist: The dungeons and dragons story intertwines with Max’s grief over burnbot’s disappearance. In this scenario, Goofball is Max, and The Marmaid is Burnbot. Goofballs lack of “charisma” represents Max’s own lack of charisma. And Goofballs anger towards Max directly mirrors Max’s anger towards Goofball that made Burnbot leave in the first place.

[@danceypants1170]

This is now head canon.

[@swampwaffle74]

Well I actually thought you were doing a meme plot twist thing. I stand corrected.

[@Martinerofsea]

Wait what, when did but not leave

[@everett9199]

"Marmaid"

[@volnartheunforgiving3952]

This is sort of a good point when you consider that Max blaming Goofball for the awful things he himself said about her is also at least as unreasonable as Goofball blaming Max for being the DM when he got a bad roll

[@lukeothedukeo]

You've struck Muppet-level characterization Max. Goofball is your annoying roommate, not a cartoon character written,drawn, and voiced by you.

[@TheNutshaq]

Luke O'Connell golfball

[@lukeothedukeo]

@@TheNutshaq Did YOU say Golfball the Golfy Cartoon Ghost? Now with EVEN bigger chunks of Golfy chunks?

[@Peterscraps]

1:10 -8 on charisma *oof*

[@spooscat8047]

Big oof

[@grottopills]

What are you doing here?

[@KalobKay]

Is that Peterscraps in a Braindump comment section?!?! ps. love ur videos peter

[@charbomber110]

What the hell an actually famous KZbinr that I like with THREE replies on a video UNRELATED to what they make content about?! My power is now immeasurable!

[@MrSniperAssassin1]

It's goofballs fault for using their worst stat

[@Tippex_Official]

‘Then you roll five to have sex with a giraffe’ -my new favourite line. Also, astral observatory for the mermaid scene just lands... just so perfectly, well done on the song choice.

[@Tycini1]

We finally developed the plot to the point when we can throw away the review formula

[@cate.316.]

I can't tell if that's meant to be condescending or not...

[@ironcladstudios971]

I like the review plot, I hate goofball, and wish he NEVER EXISTED.

[@Meowblivion]

@@ironcladstudios971 goofball is comic relief, the show would be stale without him

[@ironcladstudios971]

@@Meowblivion Is it comic relief if he is ruining a friendship?

[@Meowblivion]

@@ironcladstudios971 that's not goofball that's thats dan

[@tiggle5485]

The moonlight is barely visible through the trees: you’re in the middle of the forest. You enter a rusty shack, the planks buckling off of the sides of the wall. Through the darkness of the shack, you smell an overpowering stench of iron and decay. You flip on the lights, only to find a myriad of small animals butchered, and plastered to the walls. Their carcasses were uniformly gutted and painstakingly nailed, their skeletons meticulously cleaned and ghastly white. Fresh blood drips down to the floors, staining the wood a sinister black. You explore the cabin further, mouth agape in horror. These poor creatures must have died terrible deaths, what heartless monster could have done this? As you find a stack of pornographic magazines, you hear a noise from the doorway, a deep gravely voice asks... *WHAT’D I TELL Y’ALL ABOUT COMIN’ IN MY SHED?!?!?*

[@NoDuurr]

Most underrated comment.

[@thezombiefan777]

Knew within first paragraph

[@reubee03]

Omg I love you

[@ErosionXperment]

Roll for initiative.

[@tiggle5485]

Delsoto you roll a 3. “Well, we’re fucked.”

[@captainandrew45]

"When Max and Goofball find out they're dating the same girl, they each try to sabotage the other's relationship. Meanwhile, Burnbot returns to India to find the man who designed her." ...wait, what?

[@velliott6641]

What’s this quoting?

[@velliott6641]

Oh shit the description

[@zymelthegreattheloseroflif2601]

Ok ya is max slowly going insane or.....

[@supermagicaldeadguy6205]

Wow, this sitcom is going in dark directions mang. I better tune into the sequel episode on the C-Doubleya sometime #EbicBrainDumpEpisode #TheFlashSeason69

[@jennyhead9889]

Anyone else think Max’s little story time session with Goofball’s eyes closed was relaxing? I literally started imagining this stuff as well-

[@nookularbomb1941]

A charisma modifier of -8 I don't even have that, Goofball

[@eyyaye3749]

"Because i got a crush on ya" OH NO HERE COMES THE FANART AND FANFICTIONS

[@Nparalelo]

Half of which will be made by Max himself xD

[@larseunic]

Fanfictions ? Nobody's into that anymore

[@larseunic]

...right ?

[@fishsteak3246]

@@larseunic If only.. if only

[@Nparalelo]

@@larseunic Is something cringey? Yes --> someone's into that.

[@cyclopsjrg]

Max, this seriously has the best animation that you have ever done. It’s always a gem when I see you upload a video. I’m glad I found your channel back in 2014. Thank you for the great memories.

[@thorjelly]

gorgeous animation, especially between 3:43 and 5:32.

[@turboshell]

My KZbin glitched out and it said "this summer movies just amazing" then it was a comment about a Reggie action figure.

[@turboshell]

Okay, wtf? Why is this happening? Now it's a comment about Star Fox Zero

[@anonymouscamel64]

The cave scene with astral observatory playing was actually really cool and relaxing

[@Kevs602]

The song for the mermaid part is from the legend of Zelda Majoras mask. Its called Astral Observatory.

[@ponyquarantine1791]

A true hero, thanks my dood.

[@BillyLegumbres]

God bless you brave soul, may your name never be forgotten you were like that Knight guy Oscar from dark souls when he told you something, gives you a goody for then drop dead on a pile of rocks.

[@jfdiseg]

I was searching for you on the comments, my true love.

[@Mickey-jj2ki]

Oh my god thank you so much

[@PelemusMcSoy]

Small note! The pitch is lower here than it normally is!

[@randomcommenter3819]

I mean for the in depth role playing speech goofball gave about what she reminded him of I would have at least given him advantage on the charisma check. Imagining he rolled anything like a 15 on the second just cause statistically it's more likely to get higher, even with a minus 8 due to his heavy role play I would say how all the thoughts role through his head almost leaving him mute, trying from the bottom of his heart to force out the overwhelming feelings she causes him, all he can let out are a few mumbles and a compliment of her hair with awkward stumbling and lovestruck eyes. You would see the anger build on her face. Her eyes glaring through you and cutting you like a million daggers all at once. Her upper lip would begin to twitch with anger as she looks at you and almost calmly but firmly whispers "its impolite to watch as a girl bathed". She would probably go to hide behind the rock and put on her top bathing suit thing with shells asking what he wanted and why he was there, causing a quest to insue, him doing as she says in hopes to whoo her and be granted the true fortune to get a single kiss from her. Then if we want to go classic dnd it would later be exposed how she was actually using the adventurer to conduct her evil plan, but finishing the campaign with a moral dilemma. As her plan is fulfilled she sees his true use and capability as a hero under her command, her secretly growing more fond of him as he completes more tasks. She offers him the chance to rule beside her as not only the king but her lover in her goal to flood the world and turn it into a mermaids wonderland, but in the process would have to kill every other npc that goofball would grow found of as he worked under her. All of his friends and people he almost considers family would have to be erased off the face of this planet but all given for the one he loves in ending in one single choice. Join her side but watch everyone die, or kill the one he loved

[@imveryangryitsnotbutter]

I must say, you are quite the Degenerate Malcontent.

[@benjamingoodman2775]

Holy moly

[@johnnyaugust5015]

I know this is a bit weird to say but it kind of remind me of homestuck

[@sauloaugustomartino803]

Fuck. that made me miss the times I had a good RPG going on with a DM just as competent as you. fucking nice

[@artuno1207]

A good DM knows when to fudge numbers in order to make the players experiences more enjoyable. Even though Goofball failed the roll, he could have just said he succeeded to keep the roleplay going.

[@azure-cladassassin5425]

_-8 Charisma??_ Sorcerers and Bards: *_Press "Y" to Shame_*

[@mugenuchiha5335]

weirdest thing, that the rules says that the lowest modifier your character can ever get regardless is a -5, meaning Golf-er, Goofball is terribly unlikable even in D&D standards, just saying.

[@azure-cladassassin5425]

@@mugenuchiha5335 I thought it was -4, but I get what you're saying regardless. It also means that Demon rigged Goofball's character so that not even natural 20s could save him. Likely just to be a dick.

[@mugenuchiha5335]

@@azure-cladassassin5425 1. I looked up the 5e basic rules. My family & I got into D&D. (Custom rules) 2. Yeah, Max G. was being a dick. I give him a Y for poor Golf-er Goofball....

[@goofybutserious4807]

Lmfao

[@diecrit7904]

What about warlocks 😥

[@ThePineappleGamingShow]

I like how he has the legend of zelda references, though he says video games are gay

[@huismands]

Astral Observatory was the perfect musical accompaniment for the mermaid encounter. Mr. Gilardi, you sir have good taste.

[@turboshell]

I was just about to comment about the music

[@Shadyboyo]

Just to drive home the Zelda stuff

[@b.a.t.8076]

Wait Goofball was once alive? Who was he? What did he look like? When did he die? How did he die? Was he still named Goofball? I👏need👏answers👏 Edit: Sorry, I meant Golfball

[@rouge-ish324]

BlueAppleTea I too wnder what was Gopherball's past...

[@flavorcrash3890]

BlueAppleTea who did he know before he died? did he have any kids? did he love anyone? how old was he when he died?

[@cheeztheartist3816]

BlueAppleTea I can tell you what he didn’t have A will to live

[@SpicyGregPowers]

WeII he did Iive in that apartment before max moved in

[@NintonicGamer]

My theory is he's the soul that Max used to have since he loves Max and used to live in the same apartment.

[@Keetz]

dungéon mastúr

[@frosting4443]

Best moment by far in this brain dump 7:14

[@metalslug97]

Max this is your greatest work yet. I really thought that this was just another review skit series but there's been some really surprising twists into the story like your self-insert actually showing emotional frustration, burnbot leaving the show, and goofball being the conflict element etc that I surprisingly find myself invested in the lore of the show. I can't wait for the next episode and what lies next between the dynamic duo.

[@bart0nius]

6:42 Maximum G, This little speech literally made me cry. My heart was not prepared for this level of beautiful writing. Holy shit.

[@auxiliomedesmayocallesevie1718]

Bartonius tbh me too

[@GreenEyedDazzler]

This is delicious cringe

[@Shrịịnpy]

7:52 this was better tho

[@Lunaontheinternet]

I know, right?! It was just delightful-

[@JohnFortniteKennedy_]

*she's not ten, she's eleven*

[@sopainstantanea6196]

"Goofball , why are you torment me?" "Because i have a crush on ya' "

[@fatlittlekittens7297]

sopa instantánea uwu

[@ScumbagsamYT]

That’s kinda sus

[@Memo-gb9ge]

Yeah I watched the video too

[@Grim_666-]

This is easily one of my Top Ten Favorite Videos By HotDiggetyDemon.

[@sweptruby1562]

“Finally, I can achieve my dream, of stage left” *moves to stage right*

[@Lana-jv6tn]

SweptRuby1 he means our left

[@user-lb1ob4wf5k]

@@Lana-jv6tn that would be "house left"

[@moonmannd7501]

THANK you!

[@RichardCox0]

holy heavens this bugged me so much for no reason

[@dannyreyez8109]

IT PISSED ME OFF TOO

[@carlosaguilar9742]

I'm not even gonna lie the Star Observatory theme from Majora's Mask is so perfect for the moment

[@aceous99]

Im gonna get married in it

[@LordScout]

Oh fuck its Roach DoggJR from the channel oney plays

[@Roosader]

@@LordScout woah I give funi scream

[@loafusloaufusboboafus8971]

Wait, so Burnbot is in India? Max, you gotta catch a plane or something. This Brain Dump charade has been fun and all but you know you need her. It’s not the same. You can’t escape to D&D as the Doofus Maloofus forever.

[@EvelynSpeedwagon]

Whenever I watch braindump, I feel like I’m watching my parents fight.

[@error4518]

"Its not my fault youre so woefully uncharismatic." Uh actually Max, you did make his character sheet for him, and you gave him an impossibly low modifier (like the lowest you can get is like a -4) so no my guy, im pretty sure its entirely your fault

[@Xbman123457X]

-5 is the lowest thank you very much(I recognize you can't roll lower than a 3 but other things can lower your ability score)

[@error4518]

@@Xbman123457X oh yeah absolutely, but assuming he hasnt been cursed or something in the 5 seconds hes played this campaign, -4 is basically the limit

[@harrylane4]

@@error4518 I mean he is a ghost, so curses aren't out of the picture

[@error4518]

@@harrylane4 fair

[@jm-sh6qr]

what version are they playing? did you even think about that?

[@gabbygabs9220]

"All aboard the railroad! Next stop. . . the railroad..."

[@javierburg7499]

GabbyGabs .......the railroad station railroad

[@roberte.o.speedwagon6043]

"It almost makes me feel alive again" *[cries externally]*

[@spacemetrix2251]

Sad right?

[@Chaoscup23]

That scene where Max describes the adventure and description of the frozen moment with the mermaid is beautiful to me. I love this show so much.

[@EhRandomGuy]

_Meanwhile, Burnbot returns to India to find the man who designed her_ oh.

[@cirlu_bd]

I hope burnbot will return in future arcs, I miss her

[@Capiplara]

Thats it, im getting my pen and paper stuff back out. That will cost me years... again... Thanks a lot!

[@wurtknurte7283]

"I walk through the door." "Roll for Initiative."

[@virtueisdead]

Has anybody noticed that Goofball keeps getting closer and closer to Max? He jokes about having a crush on him here, and next episode he pressed against him and jokes about being his "cuddly ghost buddy"

[@holycrusader2867]

I think it’s to get max mad

[@toxic_shr00m]

Honestly, I would have been okay if the entire episode was pitch black and you just described things.

[@ChiyoBebe.]

It wouldn’t even have been a video anymore

[@jmaes1507]

you just basically described asmr lmao

[@dumbutt745]

Yes I want braindump asmr edition.

[@foxbiscuit]

Thats not asmr.....

[@psychochoop5018]

@@foxbiscuit r/woosh

[@poppyseedmuffin4390]

I am never disappointed when I watch your videos. Honestly, you’re a huge creative inspiration to me. I know the stuff I make sucks when compared to yours, but I still have fun doing it. Thanks again for yet another amazing animation.

[@1un4cy]

Remember a rule of thumb is to never compare yourself to another artist, only your previous work and the differences will add up over the years.

[@poppyseedmuffin4390]

1un4cy Thanks. It’s always hard to remember the difference between learning from others, and comparing to others. There is so much I can learn here if I keep practicing.

[@onionsieglinde8718]

@@poppyseedmuffin4390 Keep at it! You'll only get better!

[@nofoodbeforebed]

It's genuinely so refreshing and nice seeing them get along for once even if it's only for a minute or two.

[@iamthedinosaurus]

Oh my God, Astral Observatory from Majora's Mask (during the mermaid's appearance)? Good taste! Man of culture!

[@MadDemon64]

Well of course Goofball's character has a Charisma modifier of -8. He's playing as Link! The guy's got perfect Constitution, Strength, and Dexterity stats, but he's got all the charisma of a moldy barrel. He might have tried to say so many beautiful things about the mermaid, but it all probably came out as: "Hyah! Hiyah! Hah!! Yaahh!!"

[@TheLadyGrimm]

And yet he pulls at *least* one girl's attention in every game. His CHA is so low it rolls back around to nat 20.

[@ReaperBlaze76]

Doesn't stop about every female in BoTW from wanting to bang him though.

[@theobserver4214]

ReaperBlaze76 Because he has the body

[@themagalanium9491]

Ever played wind Waker?

[@jimmyjohnjoejr]

Clearly they have not.

[@just-a-silly-goofy-guy]

This is how Jablinski games

[@thatonea-hole]

Works?

[@REALwoombath]

wrong channel

[@davidgn40]

@@REALwoombath nope, it's not

[@Roary166]

Absolutely

[@REALwoombath]

@David GN40 Yes it is. He isn't Jack Black, check it again.

[@thebkstank2095]

Bumped into some of these clips on TikTok. Really happily surprised how good this content is

[@funnifunk]

_All aboard the railroad!_ Next stop, *The railroad.* *_Railroad.. Station!_*

[@sofiaoliveira7841]

XD

[@Meowblivion]

I get the feeling he had a joke planned but couldn't come up with anything. writer's block is a hell of a drug

[@taste5728]

I'm a socially inept person who distract myself from my insatiable biologicaly means to have real meaningful interactions with other humans beings and i really liked the video but i have the question On wich virtually waste of time machines i can play that game of... Dungeons & Drawboards?!!?

[@user-xf8xk6hw9m]

on a drawboard...

[@taste5728]

@@user-xf8xk6hw9m I don't know that machine? Does i actually need an expansion pack or DLC for that?

[@user-xf8xk6hw9m]

idk but you may need additional drivers depending on the model.

[@Burn_Angel]

@@user-xf8xk6hw9m What the hell, dude. It uses so little components I may say it can run natively on anything. I bet it can run even on IBM computers.

[@TheALMarchive]

I've been able to run it on a scientific calculator, if that helps some.

[@MagicSpartan1992]

Is the mermaid supposed to represent Burnbot? And Max is showing the pain of losing burnbot to Goofball (Golfball?) through the mermaid? Their eyes are pretty similar

[@JJ_Jonah]

Stergios Steven Argyrakos name goofball not golfball I’m warning you some scary fan fricks will eat you if you get a characters name wrong

[@distortcrackedeggc.e.5727]

Lair 8:22 Goofball said his name was golfball as a joke

[@distortcrackedeggc.e.5727]

Lair watch the entire video before replying or commenting

[@slime_sam4321]

@@distortcrackedeggc.e.5727 Liar*

[@sovietdz15]

@@distortcrackedeggc.e.5727 you do realize that the comment is a joke ? Like where is sarcasm when you need it

[@phoenixthegrandanomaly236]

Unironically, you could DM an entire campaign and I would attentively watch every single episode. Like dude you’ve got so much creativity it’s practically pouring out your ears

[@Graphomite]

Goofball seemed kinda annoying the first couple of episodes. Either I've grown attached to the character or Max's dialog for him has gotten more clever. Maybe a combination. Anyway, excited to see where this show is going. If this show isn't gonna be about movies...does this mean Burnbot is gone? :c When is she coming back from India?

[@hotdiggedydemon]

Graphomite maybe all you needed was to get to know him?

[@Graphomite]

​@@hotdiggedydemon I turn 30 next year. I'm not about to admit to learning lessons of tolerance and acceptance through a cartoon ghost.

[@jm-sh6qr]

@@Graphomite best shit I read all day, like how do people come up with these replies

[@aurafox1]

He fucked up in the Grinch review and now the waifu microwave is never returning.

[@IlSharmouta]

little sad she didn't get to generate DM burns

[@randomdumbassontheinternet8725]

3:54 - Okay this is becoming really cool 5:33 - Okay this became really cool and serious 7:14 - Wait- 7:18 - lmao did not see that coming

[@CommissarMitch]

"The room is covered in detail" is my new favorite DM phrase

[@thatrandomguy2783]

5:32 where can I get this beautiful version of Astral Observatory?

[@kispper]

No matter what's on this show it's AWESOME Max is AWESOME

[@GameboiN64]

- A wild MERMAID appeared! - GOOFBALL uses ATTRACT! - The wild MERMAID ran! Tell me I wasn’t the only one thinking this-

[@CozyBoat275]

Was that music referencing Legend of Zelda?

[@menetric12]

@@CozyBoat275 r/woosh

[@imdraqo5427]

TrainerRubyCheah that’s the worst time to use that just stop

[@autumnarias5412]

@@CozyBoat275 Yup, Astral Observatory from Majora's Mask.

[@PeskyCreature]

Am I the only one who feels like this should be a show on adult swim or something?

[@MochaRitz]

It wouldn't suit TV as well

[@jreedzz3737]

@@MochaRitz Hate to be a fanboy but example A: Rick and Morty. While it's not the most conterversieal and ground-breaking cartoon show I've ever seen, it is one that is currently on the air now that is being the most "edgiest" cartoon that we've had in awhile. I'm pretty sure that brain dump stands a chance on being on air if being too "controversial" is the problem.

[@ClassicBentobox]

Jarred Martinez I think the problem more stems from how Max makes content. The content is genius, but he uploads infrequently and with varying run times. They could last an hour, or 9 minutes, and that doesn’t work in the tv format. I think if he was forced into consistency, it would make the work suffer as result.

[@azarishere6442]

Hu Man it could br one of those shorts that play between shows

[@misho1614]

No but YES

[@norsemanulfenn1956]

Man, that soundtrack upon the mermaid thing and the LOZ scene hit me like a freight train.