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[@AIHumanEquality]

On the plus side, I can't imagine asbestos is ruining his brain too much since he was willing to sniff up random structure powder in the first place.

[@pastelk]

can't get brain damage if you don't have one lmao

[@thespudlord686]

Inhaling something doesn't send it to the brain I'd be more worried about my lungs if I were him

[@the13throse]

He's about to be entitled to financial compensation

[@theominouspigeon]

"formal essays are never happy" true

[@EricPlayzGames]

So true 😊

[@0phe3b0p.mp4]

For some reason it makes so much sense

[@Ferrari255GTO]

Formal is formal, and formal is boring

[@pepsimaaaaaaaaaan]

Then fuck formality in essays

[@ILoveCanada0]

That last tweet is so sickening the fact people still genuinely think like that is deplorable. That poor boy I hope he is doing okay now.

[@RonTheDumb]

why did they have to add that he had ADHD tho?

[@Adraeth]

@@RonTheDumb Easy. It's the same with people with autism. It's a "subtle" way to blame "mental illness" for the reaction of the victim, rather than admit that this shit is traumatic no matter what. See it as a way of saying "If he wasn't mentally ill, he would have loved it", but without getting liable in court for advocating for illegal relationships.

[@amiable_monster]

​@@Adraeth Ah yes. Because "normal" and "healthy" man or in our case boy likes harassment and assault done by women to him. Jesus, no wonder we're so f.ucked

[@wta1518]

@@Adraeth I don't think that's what happened.

[@drezzydrez]

Womp womp

[@Nyghtking]

I would argue Frankenstein is knowing they were both monsters, one for abandoning his child and playing god, and other for what neglect and rejection made him, people tend to forget that Frankenstein's monster killed a lot of people, either on the grounds that they rejected him or to hurt someone else, like he kills the doctor's fiance specifically to hurt him. Also Frankenstein's monster's real name was Adam, it's what the doctor named him.

[@LunaBones]

I think the point is that Frankenstein is the literal name of the scientist but you often see the monster being named as Frankenstein instead of being referred to as 'Frankenstein's Monster' or 'Adam'.

[@SamD.GOAT0326]

So are we all just gonna ignore how he called Frankenstein's monster green? He is most certainly gray

[@AIHumanEquality]

I prefer the comedy version. Google it if you don't know what movie I'm talking about. It was great.

[@punyatoahotachatterjee1889]

Frankenstein never named him in the original novel. The name Adam came from adaptations.

[@notagoat281]

All this time and I never knew he had a name.

[@kikiscribbles]

If living in a gayer time means nobody's traumatizing children then honey, call me a polyamorous penguin

[@thedarkbard]

Technically a polyamorous penguin doesn’t have to be gay, so your joke ain’t makin any sense. Also, your honey talks to you!?!

[@ppppppvvvgvv]

@@thedarkbardErm Actually,

[@thedarkbard]

@@ppppppvvvgvv ?

[@kikiscribbles]

@thedarkbard there's nothing gayer than holding hands with so many men and women penguins my friend ✨️

[@umangsheel7819]

You're a polyamorous penguin. But children are still getting trauma. Probably.

[@marcusberube2388]

The toilet snake is so relatable, except for me it's usually spiders.

[@LuckySketches]

Rats for me. On account of a bonus feature on the Ratatouille DVD.

[@AIHumanEquality]

Like the one hanging out over your bed at night watching you?

[@AnomalousNormie]

Flushed one once, so I thought. I came back to lift the lid and almost ruined the floor.

[@SarahAbramova]

Snakes

[@tungstenanderson5991]

@@AIHumanEquality Like a TERF who is a 6 year old girl who doesn't want to validate the identity of a man in a place where her panties are down.

[@Bryce_the_Woomy_Boi]

Akinator really had to think for that question

[@Gangstablook]

Found him

[@AlyxTheProtogen]

The woomy.

[@butaliceireallydoloveyou]

hes thinking REALLY harddd..

[@SiriasisOFFICIAL]

@@butaliceireallydoloveyou "Hard"

[@AIHumanEquality]

He's just stressed from people messing with him all day every day.

[@sadblob4577]

My teacher had us draw wwii political cartoons (it was a history class) and upon seeing what my friend drew I blurted “why are they doing drugs at the Nazi table??” To which someone else responded “That is a new sentence. No one in history has EVER said those words in that order”

[@lalad0]

Taht is Fkin hilarious to me

[@LilithBlahaj]

DAMN YOU WOMEN AND YOUR FUNCTIONING CIRCULATION

[@dogmgee3206]

Why can’t you just carry the oxygen to your brain yourself, what are you, lazy?

[@AIHumanEquality]

Vampires be like: Ah. Ah. Ah. Joke on you.

[@jennastephens1224]

I've always prefered it when my boobs have no veins or blood and rot and fall off due to cell hypoxia

[@Thewalliest]

*skeletor voice, shaking fist up in sky*

[@mymikuu]

@@jennastephens1224i dont like what i just pictured

[@jonmendelson1104]

8:30 "none of yall know what propaganda actually is, do you?" It's a male goose in a tux.

[@dandewsirbello]

I used to think it was a model prop of uganda

[@AIHumanEquality]

It's when you Pop A Gander at something. Did you not get the pun?

[@jonmendelson1104]

@@AIHumanEquality I did get the pun, I just made my own pun in response to it.

[@SarahAbramova]

It's when you get a good look at something

[@ta1ce360]

@LGBTQLegend No, it’s a proper gander

[@I.Love.Kiyotaka]

That last dude is fucking insane Edit: The insane person is the guy saying the 13yo should be happy about it

[@antifurrydiplomat]

bro got taken advantage of and now hes flexing it like a gold chain

[@Tenebris-]

The twitter user wasn’t the damn kid, tf do you mean?

[@consumethetea]

@@Tenebris-OP is talking about the other dude, the one who’s whining about how boys don’t see being assaulted as a good thing anymore. I’d say that calling that take “insane” is a big understatement

[@I.Love.Kiyotaka]

@@antifurrydiplomat tell me where it said that

[@I.Love.Kiyotaka]

@@consumethetea ye

[@AmazingAutist]

1:15 it's tagged "in memoriam" I'm freaking crying

[@AmazingAutist]

@SanityTV_Last_Sane_Man_Alive mental illnesses from eating it. People also had Arsenic and everything and people died. Just because the entire population didn't go extinct doesn't mean that it's harmless. We moved away from those things for a very very obvious and critical reasons. That's like saying that the black plague was not devastating and absolutely should not be taken care of just because only one third of Europe perished.

[@TheEldestSoulDrinker]

@SanityTV_Last_Sane_Man_Alive Theres a town in Australia called Wittenoom that would beg to differ

[@whitepumpkinenthusiast27]

rob cantor refrence

[@ZaFakeFoilo]

@SanityTV_Last_Sane_Man_Alive the difference normal people keep the asbestos undisturbed in the ceiling instead of snorting a line of it directly

[@Volcano22207]

@SanityTV_Last_Sane_Man_Alivewe didn’t SNORT IT

[@taykeir1682]

I used a soucre from 1912 in an essay last year and my lecturer was impressed with how far down my rabbit hole I went.

[@AIHumanEquality]

Really depends on what it is. I don't imagine a medical essay with information from the 1800s would be too well recieved.

[@taykeir1682]

@@AIHumanEquality Funny you should say that because I was a student paramedic at the time. I suppose it was only accepted because it wasn't medical.

[@AIHumanEquality]

@@taykeir1682 Like I said really depends what the subject is. Some things become outdated and others survive the ages like Sun Tsu's art of war which is still used by militaries today 2500 years after it was written.

[@taykeir1682]

@@AIHumanEquality Yeah I think its fascinating how some things are timeless and others can be outdated within a year

[@nicholasyam4834]

If it gives proper support for your essays, why not. I mean I'm a literature student and I quote stuff all the way back from Ovid's Metamorphoses.

[@Adraeth]

... I hope the guy from the last part is on several watchlist. Buddy is literally advocating for illegal underage relationships...

[@BetterCallBigShotAutos]

Can I report him to the Russian one?

[@Pihsrosnec]

reminds me of my PE teacher in high school, although those were just rumours and even then in wasn't with someone so young

[@assassinunknown6664]

I hope that woman and entire court never leaves prison.

[@chickenanon]

The worst part is there's so many people like this that if we put them all on a list the list would be so long as to be helpful. This is just 90% of men over 30

[@TotalDramaHarold]

@@assassinunknown6664 90% is a bit high

[@Red_Eggie]

"Taking estrogen for fun" It does sound a bit... egg??

[@ari638]

Mhm, if you feel really good from taking the hormones of the opposite gender to your assigned one, you're trans! People who aren't trans but thought they were feel really bad after taking hormones.

[@hsihdbssbcjtzksk7426]

Eggxactly

[@purple4216]

I was thinking the eggs-act same thing.

[@mentallyun.stable]

your profile picture is eggstremely traumatizing

[@mikethegoo]

I think they later updated with something along the lines of "Guess what I found out" I would love to be able to take estrogen recreationally

[@minaashido518]

6:16 I’m English, it’s called ding dong ditching He’s insane

[@Emeraldakafunnygamerguy]

I've been taught knock-door-run but ding-dong-ditch is next after that.

[@ari638]

Some people in my area called it knock-down-ginger

[@ari638]

Turns out there's a wiki page for this, and knicky knocky nine doors is actually on there. And as far as I can tell "knock knock ginger" is the original, so my region was close at least

[@Irish_Enderman]

That's the name I've heard too

[@Mostbee]

Ring-a-run

[@aaronmccullers384]

10:22 Just to add my own here: "Well butter my buns and call me a biscuit!"

[@NoBloons]

"Slow zombies that attack on sight" If its only sight then it's literally a race of "Can Potter wear the invisbilty cloak lomg enough without the baby ruining it?" And "Can Frobbo use the ring for long enough without it making him insane?"

[@Irish_Enderman]

There's no way Frodo could keep the ring on thhat long not only because he'd go insane but the Ringwraiths (or Nazgul or whatever) would be hunting him the whole time

[@NoBloons]

@@Irish_Enderman Frobbo has zombies and an ancient curse on his tail. Awhile the child refuses to stop crying. Harry had it in the bag before it began

[@Irish_Enderman]

@@NoBloons Although I'm not super knowledgeable on Harry Potter as I'm not a fan of it, I can still say I absolutely agree Harry simply being a wizard and therefore having access to magic gives him a huge advantage in any scenario, let alone something stealthy like this thanks to the invisibility cloak

[@NoBloons]

@@Irish_Enderman im not well versed in (oh god im gonna die from this) Lord of the Rings so I don't know much about Frobbo. I am a pretty decent Harry Potter nerd tho

[@Irish_Enderman]

@@NoBloons fair enough, I don't know too much outside of what the movies show but my LotR knowledge is definitely better than my Harry Potter knowledge, Frodo would not beat Harry here for sure though, or really in any type of competition I'd say

[@d4n737]

okay, here's my addition: Skibidi toilet should be classified as a cognitohazard.

[@nikolasurban7256]

Keter class

[@Head-Tr1ck]

​@@nikolasurban7256Thaumiel class congnitohazard

[@nikolasurban7256]

@@Head-Tr1ck isn’t Thaumiel used for SCPs that have useful applications in containing other SCPs?

[@muhammadzhahrul03]

​@@nikolasurban7256stun the scps from the sheer stupidity

[@Irish_Enderman]

Agreed, I still have no clue what the fuck a "fanum tax" is or whatever and I don't want to know

[@Chaletica]

The character who "milks themselves while they run" could be Daisy from Katamari, a cow-themed "cousin" (the playable characters other than the Prince) character whose feet shoot out milk

[@ItstoadXD]

AN ANSWER! YES! *KATAMARI DAMACY*

[@lilipop6062]

9:55 solution: introduce them to scat man so you actually have some good music playing

[@thelunchlady8276]

The man behind the bowling alley that throws his own feces at you? What does that have to do with music?

[@insaincaldo]

Comparable unintelligible sounds but with actual music and some semblance of song. Well many can't quit cold turkey.

[@tabby-pup.]

7:19 minnesotans rlly just drive in their car and then randomly shout out "LETS GET TO WHIPPING THOSE SHITTIES MARGRET!" 💀

[@AIHumanEquality]

Not even in the top 10 weirdest American slang I've heard ngl.

[@eveschaan]

Can confirm, it is a real expression. Ex: "I know the parking lot is empty, but that is no excuse to go whipping shitties."

[@ThatBoi-cu9km]

@@AIHumanEquality whats #1?

[@chrispycrint]

Southern Minnesotan here, I’ve never once heard someone call doing donuts “whipping shitties” in my entire life. It might be a Northerner thing, though.

[@dragonmoonwave]

@@chrispycrintnorthern Minnesotan here, but be also never heard any one say that

[@ezekielbaskerville2710]

11:00 "Dress like the adult you're getting paid to be." So Americans should wear so little they might as well be wearing nothing, since that's about what they're getting paid, that what you're saying?

[@GoldenseatGaming]

well we arnt getting paid to **be** nothing were just paid nothing.

[@asackboyplush6508]

I ain't against that

[@MaridoDoFelps]

6:03 in brazil we usually call it "hey let's knock on people's door and run away!"

[@Temporarily_Unnamed_hmm]

In America we call it ding dong ditch

[@SnowytReal]

@@Temporarily_Unnamed_hmmyes

[@tastyl2356]

in a different part of the uk we call it knock a door run

[@stevegreen8262]

in another part of the uk we call it 'knock down ginger'

[@Mostbee]

In Brazil we don't call it, we walk together until someone rings a doorbell and everyones runs out, so the slowest to figure out whats happening has to answer for it and come up with an excuse.... Usually was me

[@sketchup.ketchup]

My heart goes out to the kid in the last one, hope their doing OK 😔

[@itsarvizian]

6:00 Ding Dong Ditch

[@Irish_Enderman]

Yeah Idk wtf those names were, I've never heard either of them before

[@chere100]

More or less the same, but the last word was dash.

[@HassanIQ777]

"womp womp" ahh sentence

[@Meeshilin_Man]

​@@HassanIQ777 the brainrot is strong with this one

[@MaxwellVrooman]

I read what Akinator said in the title and I thought to myself. Yep, I don’t think those words have ever been uttered ever and then I realize I made a cow joke completely unintentionally.

[@lucienmoolman8017]

1:34 if someone unironically starts speaking like this, they are a lost cause

[@allyfairy5828]

As a Minnesotan, we ABSOLUTELY DO NOT call it that.

[@thelunchlady8276]

Exactly what a Minnesotan would say.

[@drezzydrez]

No

[@GoldenseatGaming]

idek how they came up with it!

[@The_twistedphantom]

as a Minnesotan,we do infact call it that

[@GoldenseatGaming]

@@The_twistedphantom as a Minnesotan no one I know even thinks of calling it that. whichever place you're from needs their vocabulary checked on

[@DefNotASpectre]

2:03 for people who actually want to know, they can cause many problems including ruptures, calcification, and a specific kind of cancer. Basically, remove them as part of your doomsday prep

[@Beregorn88]

5:50 if I have to guess, mom was probably doing 90mph to get home, hence the very short answers 10:14 your wife is lucky: I've seen the Skyrim modding scene, some mods would just get you shot on the spot...

[@CaseCold]

My question is how bad was it, and was she caught because she saved in a bad spot. Or did she look at her mod list?

[@埊]

peson: has downloaded a mod with google mistranslations polis: byte owrder av Geat Guge Kompani wi wan yu deadcht!!!!!11!!1

[@boathesnake478]

pardon?? pls explain the second one

[@Beregorn88]

@@boathesnake478 there are plenty of, let's say, "distasteful" mods, centered around pedophily, rape, torture and dismemberment, just to name a few. The act itself MAY not be a crime (depending on your jurisdiction) since "it's just a game", but the fact you felt the need to go out of your way to add them, certainly rises some questions. In this case, the police probably wanted to check whether her interests were limited to "just the game"...

[@LuckySketches]

I assumed it was just a scuffed re-creation and they didn't a photo of the actual conversation.

[@matvii-e4j]

2:13 The question is clear, they are wondering what would happen if old breast implants wont be taken out but they didn't have to put it in this way

[@AIHumanEquality]

They might deflate but they're just silica. They're not harmful to human skin.

[@Kero-zc5tc]

⁠@@AIHumanEqualityfirstly, they are not in contact with human skin (at least not the upper epidermis) as they are underneath skin (it’s an implant). Secondly, they are not ‘just silica’ as they can contain saline (saltwater solution) and silicone gel and the outside is made of a lot of silicone which is different from silica though it does contain silica. Thirdly, they are harmful to humans (maybe not human skin but y’know they aren’t on the skin) as they can rupture or leak causing discomfort and possible infection. Many people have them removed/ swapped after 10 to 20 years for this reason. Please don’t spread information you don’t know is accurate, misinformation is more dangerous than no information most of the time

[@AIHumanEquality]

@@Kero-zc5tc You said that with such confidence for being so wrong. Googling big words doesn't make you smart. The only thing a ruptured implant can do is make your breasts feel hard. There's as of yet no record of infection or tissue diseases associated with breast implants. The FDA even put out a bulletin about this. People have them replaced because the old ones degrade not because they're dangerous Mr Genius. The hypothetical scenario in the video (which it seems you didn't watch) was a world ending scenario, at which point breast implant discomfort isn't going to be your top priority. Don't join a conversation when you don't know what the context is.

[@AIHumanEquality]

@@Kero-zc5tc Also skin has layers. Your outer skin is only one layer of many on top of each other. Breast implants are placed within skin layers in the breast. You know breasts aren't just one layer of skin right? Cause it doesn't seem so.

[@Kero-zc5tc]

@@AIHumanEquality did you even read past the first few words ? I said they are not in contact with human skin (at least not the upper epidermis) because although it may touch ‘skin’ by your definition, it gives a distorted view of the truth because it makes people think of your outermost skin. Also by a quick search it seems it isn’t even in contact with skin , instead in the majority is in contact with muscles or glands/ fat tissue. Way to focus in on one thing and ignore everything else though

[@Ramsey276one]

9:12 Mother Nature: No, I don't know how to patch THAT! XD

[@alex_wolfdev]

My favorite part about this is that Akinator appears to be attempting to milk himself when he runs

[@ilovemywhiteshoes]

scout tf2

[@ItsLux1211]

1:54 Honestly Real Impressive

[@dmschoice2571]

10:40 rejected Applejack voice lines

[@AIHumanEquality]

I can buck like a wide eyed snake herder in appaloosa ranch house again.

[@AIHumanEquality]

I love that my comment got removed. It was literally a quote from Applejack in Season 5.

[@costelinha1867]

"Ex-gay" dude: "Met this beautiful women, homosexuality was just a phase" Me: "Wait till he finds out what BISEXUALITY means....."

[@Jupiter_Mayflower]

1:44 I am impressed by your dedication to doing this. Yet I also fear you for it.

[@andrewollmann304]

3:26 To the ancient Greeks, an “orgy” was just a cultic religious festival. When the cult of Dionysus emerged, and people began drinking wine as a religious ritual, some Maenads (women followers of Dionysus) were bbelieved to engage in lesbian sex as the wine loosened their inhibitions. Thus, “orgy” took on its modern meaning.

[@enderkatze6129]

What do you mean the british cops will seize your PC if you have a modded version of skyrim

[@The-Plaguefellow]

Todd Howard sicced the UK police on them for not getting the _Anniversary_ edition.

[@AIHumanEquality]

They don't. It was just a bait post.

[@JoeThomas-lu6fy]

I believe it was the specific content of the mod that was the problem (assuming they weren't just lying).

[@AIHumanEquality]

@@JoeThomas-lu6fy Unless the mod contained secret terrorist information the police aren't going to be coming for you in the UK over downloading a mod.

[@mercuryrising9758]

Britan has a ban on anything "not vannila" and it involved a horse so

[@SirAsdf]

9:22 Not too late to consider a mental institution.

[@Flameshot8]

The hell is akanaitor is doing asking questions like that!?

[@cinnabunnr]

1:23 “Lets see here..” “Rated Pg-13, Intense depiction of very bad weather..” “😮”

[@ta4a_DX]

😮

[@TheWorldsLargestOven]

😮

[@SoloAnima1]

11:57 “we simply live in a gayer time” nobody is that happy rn so I’d disagree

[@John73John]

4:07 Today I found out "Batman researcher" is a real job. And apparently there's a position that just opened up. I think I have all the required skills, such as knowing how to avoid saying "gay" in front of school kids.

[@thespudlord686]

But... It's not wrong Ordering someone to censor their language is though Ron DeSantis, governor of Florida, passed a "don't say gay" bill over two years ago, and he's still fighting Disney about it, and Disney's winning So, kindly fuck off

[@omegastar2508]

6:05 It is DING DONG DITCH and you will call it by its PROPER NAME

[@luxuryandgrace5010]

2:16 he never killed anyone he knew or worked with. So the dad was never in trouble

[@Temporarily_Unnamed_hmm]

Still a chilling thought

[@ThatBoi-cu9km]

Imagine how he thought when he saw that his friend was a mass serial killer tho

[@goothedoot]

ding dong ditch like cmon mate

[@Gilmixz]

9:44 bro what 💀

[@Omba820]

That last one just ruined my not giving up on humanity streak

[@hmnhntr]

10:30 Can confirm, all of these are completely intelligible

[@CodyTheBunBoy]

At 7:11 I, as a Minnesotan resident for all 22 years of my life, would like to clarify that I have literally never heard anyone call it "Whipping Shitties".

[@Ramsey276one]

3:00 RECREATIONALLY?!?!?

[@Chris_t830]

5:35 i remember seeing that happen alot in cartoons, i feel like a part of my childhood was ruined and shat on💀

[@Redbeardian]

Participating in this discourse is enlightening and fulfilling. It's a great indication that we can have fruitful dialogue about a myriad of topics. Beep boop.🤖

[@Chorsanoidka]

lmao look at this bot it's actually admitting its artificial nature that's hilarious

[@punyatoahotachatterjee1889]

Akinator once asked me "does your character have a fetish for mountains?"

[@agent26105]

1:11 Wait 20 years to see the results

[@VirtualGab]

7:08 scout tf2

[@Evamme534]

I was gonna comment that!

[@goldngamer1365]

Mann milk

[@notagoat281]

Please elaborate, as I do not want to put that in my search history.

[@Evamme534]

@@notagoat281 Depending on your point of view, it's either not as bad or worse than you think.

[@Volcano22207]

@@notagoat281the “mad milk” item has flavor text saying “this isn’t milk”

[@mailcs06]

2:54 Who’s gonna tell them?

[@mrweybanana3210]

It better be posted on egg irl

[@mailcs06]

@@mrweybanana3210 Lmao it was. And apparently the OP had She/They pronouns on their reddit page by the time it was

[@mrweybanana3210]

@@mailcs06honestly that’s how I’m going to come out to Reddit lol

[@RainyBasil9295]

9:17 fun fact, this is how i refered to me and by bf when we first got together, he found it very funny. We are very happy😂

[@JamesTDG]

11:07 I would respond to him with "so, still sweatpants then? I ain't wasting my horrendous wage on a suit."

[@Z5-XB]

The kid at the end got literally SA’d! Anyone trying to justify him getting assaulted by a literal adult should be put on a Watchlist.

[@Goofyahh_shark]

Intense depiction of bad weather💀

[@Davtwan]

8:47 - I never seen biology and instincts shut something down in this manner. Oof.

[@The_lamb_sauce]

0:04 I’m sorry what?

[@The_lamb_sauce]

0:24 same bro same

[@IamcountachYT]

Bro is schizophrenic 💀

[@QuickAttack283]

4:19 Pillbugs are not bugs, they’re crustaceans.

[@Volcano22207]

Pillbugs are not bugpilled

[@Volcano22207]

I think I got a disease from that joke

[@Wh4tthescall0p]

The answer Akinator was searching for was Master Chief.

[@joaomarcoscosta4647]

0:48 Late 1900's sounds really funny, but the question does make sense. (Depending on how up to date the information needs to be.)

[@TheFallen_Child]

7:18 As a Minnesotan this is ironically funny

[@adamb89]

Call 'em that in Wisco too, all over the state. Even up by the UP.

[@ElliKim73]

0:40 depends on your subject and your studies. For something on recent politics, 1994 would be too old. I on the other hand study theology, and I have even encountered stuff at the library from late 18th century... late 1700s... and just think about how old the bible text is 🤷🏻‍♀️ you're almost lucky if something is from the 21st century 😂

[@pihlajafox]

And i mean for many science papaers discivers are made so quickly that even papers from early 2000 may be too old by this point

[@mr.duck1246]

I was confused at why this email was seen as strange too! I’m a plant science student, so plenty of old studies are still useful, so I assumed it was a student of some sort of field where using older studies is odd. Newer studies are always preferable, but some things are simple enough that the science hasn’t really changed

[@Beeba10]

6:10I'm also Scottish; in my area, we called it "Chap door run". Very literal, straightforward, to the point, lol

[@HassanIQ777]

5:56 that's like saying "womp womp"

[@DeuteriumtheSentientMattress]

6:01 As a Brit, the two names I know for it are "Ding Dong Ditch" and "Knock and Run"

[@Some_random-man716]

10:04 now you have to start over if that happens

[@allium_lily]

2:25 Wow- First I’m from Utah and it’s nice to hear someone actually acknowledge the state. Second: How did that dude’s dad not die, and Lastly: I didn’t know Ted Bundy attend the U of U

[@notagoat281]

According to someone I saw further up in the comments, he never went after anyone he knew or worked with, so I guess that's how.

[@themoonlightknight]

7:09 the fact that my first thought was scout tf2 really shows how obssesed i am for this game

[@Ashuowl]

1:54 the fact I paused to view the image and asked myself the same question before continuing the video to see someone else did the same and got my answer

[@MSRTA_Productions]

Jhacky the Schacky

[@itsthejavavoid]

emkay: posts and almost 12 minute video of content me, pressing rewind to hear the voice crack over and over at the start 😂 (love ya jack 🫶)

[@Dont_Stare_I_Will_Stare_Back]

6:15 WHAT is those names?! I was brought up calling it Knock down ginger 🤣 Knock on the door and run away, 🏃‍♂️🚪

[@whatevergoeshere]

“So frack on Jesus!” Is my new favourite sentence 😂

[@VOX_official_account-cw9jo]

It’s ding dong ditching/ knock and run

[@brandonkw27]

1:17 Well, I hear that asbestos poisoning has a median latency of 44.6 years. So if that friend is over the age of 30, then they ought to be laughing. Worst case senerio: they miss out on a few rounds of canasta.

[@maniczzz]

Not the mom replying with “I’m baby”

[@Ramsey276one]

7:50 you need help, replier!! XD

[@loganhaynes9176]

He can’t yet he’s a “serious” independent candidate for president.

[@Ramsey276one]

@@loganhaynes9176 ... 0_o No F@(&ing Way!?!

[@fngm2real]

that barely sounding snowdin music makes this perfect

[@Nobody_Fn_Important]

hate to be one of them, yet. if I must, I must. at 2:31 they said that god cancelled 2 people, that's more moving them from one area to another, he cancelled more than that later on during the flood, then he said "naah, here's a rainbow, I won't do that again" except for the cities of Sodom and Gamorrah, and the city of Jericho, etc, etc. those got cancelled. but the first two, they just got evicted for not following the rules.

[@AbigailTheSimpsonsFan100]

THE AKINATOR ONE 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@ythegamerita]

The harry and frodo one depens on if they have all their magical items, harry has a flying broom

[@trijetaviator]

"SHMILGO BOSS EATS COFFEE!? C-DAG AND FLAGTOG START HAPPING A FUNT"

[@alex-fs9yt]

the hidden toilet snake fear is REAL

[@JamesTDG]

3:12 I need to read the comments

[@AnythingButBecky1127]

Donkey Kong has to wear fake teeth, he lost his real ones from never brushing them and eating lots of sweet bananas

[@LokiScarletWasHere]

Reality is knowing both the scientist and his creation were Frankenstein. Think of it as a family story.

[@owenjolley351]

2:35 *Not to mention that he tried to cancel humanity as a whole with an apocalyptic tidal wave.*

[@patricius6378]

Why do I picture Turkey Tom going sigma alpha apeshit over the last tweet and aggressively telling his viewers to become real masculine patriots?

[@missmadness564]

7:20 I'm very tempted to send this to my anthropology professor

[@RyalnS.-ks2ln]

The Greek mythology one hit me to my core

[@AkariooPinky]

maybe i should use one of these sentences for essays

[@AMBLEJAN]

4:20 whenever I see one of these bugs I say "wow roly Poly" and pick it up. Rarely they are actually chill with me, a giant to them, picking them up