When the snake bites Oliver Reed, one of them is going to die of a poisonous toxic substance.. and it not going to be Oliver.
@rwd764 жыл бұрын
@@GhostBusters-wb4un Oliver Reed was a British actor famous/infamous for his alcoholism, binge drinking and 'hellraising'. He died of heart attack after beating a group of sailors in a drinking and arm wrestling competition.
@richmcgee4344 жыл бұрын
Giant devil snake frantically trying to spit out a mouthful of Reed's 190 proof blood...
@SwiftNimblefoot4 жыл бұрын
I don't get it. Why, what has he said of late? (EDIT - apparently nothing, he is long dead)
@SwiftNimblefoot4 жыл бұрын
@@rwd76 Clearly the most manly way to go out.
@Galvion19804 жыл бұрын
Yeah, Oliver Reed always had very lttle blood in his alcohol...
@paulgreen24014 жыл бұрын
"I like to think that running around his mansion, sweating, and shooting at nothing, is just how Oliver Reed spent his evenings anyway" Ha ha ha. That made me laugh, but probably true.
@frankgesuele6298 Жыл бұрын
Ah, the Jack Daniels IV. Good times😀
@jackcoleman59554 жыл бұрын
Who would have guessed that the snake’s secret weakness was fully automatic weapons? That or adequate lighting...
@richmcgee4344 жыл бұрын
"Bullets! My one weakness!"
@andrewblanchard23984 жыл бұрын
@@richmcgee434 " how did you know ? "
@theface65844 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: the reason for the quality drop in the movies picture was because the print used for the Code Red release (which I assume is the one Brandon has) was missing a reel, so they had to use footage from the vhs release instead.
@CujoKelly4 жыл бұрын
So the actors weren’t the only ones getting shitfaced. Did they ever find it? Seems like a pretty important thing to just go missing.
@falcon0484 жыл бұрын
@@CujoKelly I am sure Banana-Man did the most exhaustive search ever for that missing reel. /S
@theface65844 жыл бұрын
@Joie Kelly I don’t think they did. Missing or unusable reels are sadly very common with many of the more obscure cult movies
@midwestmonster98864 жыл бұрын
"These two are poachers who have journeyed to the jungles of deepest darkest Ontario." 😆
@gabrielboorom61964 жыл бұрын
They found the purest maple syrup. It's said to reverse aging. Unfortunately, it also carries a deadly curse...
@evbable4 жыл бұрын
I’d watch that movie
@blakearthur69283 жыл бұрын
@@evbable eh what do you think all of us Canadian student film directors dream of
@andrewphillips83413 жыл бұрын
Yes were we have wolves and bears. And crazies.
@jetfire8514 жыл бұрын
That snake's children would later go on to eat cancer-infested rats and star in Hard Ticket to Hawaii.
@guybrush17013 ай бұрын
I seriously wonder if this served as inspiration for that.
@Derek_Smallshorts4 жыл бұрын
A friend of mine used to know Oliver Reed really well; she and her husband would often stay with him at his chateau on Guernsey. He'd basically spend his nights getting absolutely, inhumanly pissed in the local pub then go on a Kong-like rampage down the high street.
@lolajaramillo46204 жыл бұрын
Every night?! Damn.😳.. Dude needed a massive intervention..
@Mikanojo4 жыл бұрын
"Hmmn... all the terror of a relaxing walk on the beach". i suffer from kenophobia... a walk on the beach with all of that open empty space, open sky, kilometer after kilometer of water... just thinking about it fills me with suspense.
@wstine794 жыл бұрын
Now THIS is a perfect Father's Day gift. A Brandon Tenold review of a Canadian Snake movie.
@Tareltonlives4 жыл бұрын
Peter Fonda and Oliver Reed in a 80s Canadian exploitation film about a giant snake. I love the stuff you find.
@johnc44624 жыл бұрын
“ To prove to people that he can play James Bond and Pamela Voorhees“ LMAO!!!! ❤️
@xyfuras4 жыл бұрын
That was the most lowkey Pentecostal communion I ever saw.
@AliceBowie2 жыл бұрын
Oliver Reed was an amazing actor. He could hold it together to do a film or play, but if you watch interviews or TV appearances, you can see what he was like when he was in between projects. He could get insanely drunk.
@GoryBMovie3 жыл бұрын
You've made me contemplate snake buttholes. I may never sleep again.
@BenniRoR4 жыл бұрын
It's legit scary how similar young Oliver Reed and Brandon look.
@johnkirby89394 жыл бұрын
Always love the Canuksploitaion episodes. BTW, who's that doing the thrashed out rendition of O Canada?
@thegasmaskwarrior3414 жыл бұрын
I’m sick and tired of all of these snakes on this Monday to Friday plane!!!
@megadethtilldeath284 жыл бұрын
Don’t forget the “monkey fighting” part, lol.
@mitchelltheawesome14 жыл бұрын
It might be because I'm on my 7th hour of graveyard shift running on 3 hours of sleep, but I thought that snake looked pretty badass. Glad they made it look monstrous instead of just being a blown up version of the real thing.
@andrewrobertson38943 жыл бұрын
The snake legitimately looked pretty badass.
@ImInLoveWithBulla4 жыл бұрын
If Oliver Reed, Russell Crowe and Klaus Kinski sat down at a bar together...
@ChrisP584 жыл бұрын
God help that bar and our planet lol
@LovlyHorror Жыл бұрын
Funny you should mention that since Oliver and Russell apparently hated each other while they were making 'Gladiator.' Throw Klaus Kinski into the mix and you just know something will happen.
@NitPickz8 ай бұрын
Oliver Reed and Klaus Kinski actually were in a movie together. Venom from 1981. And, according to the director, they absolutely HATED each other. I'm kinda surprised they didn't end up killing each other.
@grapeshot4 жыл бұрын
It never ceases to amaze me how any country would let any large unknown animal or creature within its borders without heavy quarantine because it could be introducing all kinds of pathogens and also the fact that it could be extremely dangerous especially if it got loose in a populated area. But then they always go the way of King Kong. Big giant monster running amok and we never see the aftermath of these people being sued into oblivion and also going to prison.
@only2574 жыл бұрын
BLOODY POND LIVES 😌
@crabohato49544 жыл бұрын
Cant wait to see the movie where after king Kong gets killed, we see how everyone gets super HIV.
@davidsmith-jj4iq4 жыл бұрын
Corona?
@KRhetor4 жыл бұрын
Hey, we can't all be New Zealand.
@robwalsh98434 жыл бұрын
Piranha: "She brought her child to a summer camp, only to be eaten by mutant piranhas. Film at 11" Kingdom of the Spiders: "I'm sorry sir, our insurance policy doesn't cover mass webbing" Alligator: "For the crime of developing an experiment growth hormone which culminated in a giant sewer alligator that ate countless people - including the mayor - I sentence you to 40 years in prison"
@OomaGooma4 жыл бұрын
I lost it at “bad whiskey shits” 🤣🤣
@SwaggyG_21024 жыл бұрын
Not going to lie, Before seeing the video, I thought this movie was about people having seizures while a huge anaconda squeezes them to death.
@tdpuuhailee82224 жыл бұрын
Better take some notes now
@judsongaiden98784 жыл бұрын
Have you seen 'Anaconda'?
@scottmacgregor34444 жыл бұрын
I'm sure that's somebody's fetish.
@jasoncrowell88634 жыл бұрын
I have epilepsy. Having a seizure can be a nightmare on its own, forget snakes (on a plane or anywhere else).
@ladycheyne56074 жыл бұрын
"I'd buy that for a dollar!" 🤣🤣🤣
@michaelwilson51144 жыл бұрын
They missed a perfect opportunity by not having Rowsdower as Kincaid
@theblocksays4 жыл бұрын
Was that guy in anything else besides Final Sacrifice?
@richmcgee4344 жыл бұрын
@@theblocksays IMDb page: www.imdb.com/name/nm0593183/?ref_=tt_cl_t2 So, not much, no. Didn't realize he died in 2018.
@laurenwasinger94363 жыл бұрын
@@theblocksays molly hatchet?
@theblocksays3 жыл бұрын
@@laurenwasinger9436 Was that a joke MST3K made about him? It's been a while since I've seen that one.
@laurenwasinger94363 жыл бұрын
@@theblocksays callback to the episode, you betcha. I have a lot of lines from that one in my brain pan.
@vustvaleo80684 жыл бұрын
for people who don't understand Malay language: Neraka = Hell Pintu = Door but the order of the usage is wrong, the correct one should be "Pintu Neraka".
@AverageAwesomeDude4 жыл бұрын
so door in Malay sounds like a kid word for dick in Portuguese, just swap the u for an o. Neat
@remliqa3 жыл бұрын
@@AverageAwesomeDude Funnily enough lots of Malay words have Portuguese origin: jendela, garpu , almari , bendera etc. If you're Portuguese you can probably guess what those are.
@AverageAwesomeDude3 жыл бұрын
@@remliqa I’m Brazilian I haven’t come across any of those words so I think the Portuguese we speak split before those or those got lost along the way
@remliqa3 жыл бұрын
@@AverageAwesomeDude I can speak Portuguese so I didn't know the Portuguese words for them but these are what they meant in Malay: Jendela =window Garpu=fork Almari= cupboard/wardrobe Bendera=flag
@AverageAwesomeDude3 жыл бұрын
@@remliqa oh forget what I said I hadn’t thought about them that phonetically but in portuguese its garfo for fork, janela for window, Armário for wardrobe, and bandeira for flag
@MisterEyeJones4 жыл бұрын
i'll never get tired of the "PSYCHT!!!" surprise attack!
@ecaillette4 жыл бұрын
Now that everyone is apologizing to sharks for „Jaws“, isn‘t it about time to feel a little sorry for the poor snakes who have been bullied literally since biblical times?!
@Theokal34 жыл бұрын
Tell me about it. I am a Christian, and even I think snakes get a bad rap.
@varanid94 жыл бұрын
Anyone who's ever known an Indigo snake would feel bad about some fearful ignoramus killing one.
@Mattteus4 жыл бұрын
There are so many animals in Florida looking at you like “what the fuck man?!”
@thedooterking22494 жыл бұрын
@SHRED SHREDDER Are......are you okay?
@Jojozilla4264 жыл бұрын
@SHRED SHREDDER dude yeah they eat, obviously
@caeserromero30133 жыл бұрын
11:02 reminds me of that song: My friend Billy had a 10 ft willy and showed it to the girl next door. She thought it was a snake so she hit it with a rake, and now it's only 4 ft 4....
@dinogorawr47354 жыл бұрын
CANUXSPLOITATION-A-THON was my favorite series that you made and now i'm so happy to see it return. Thank you Brandon!!!
@robwalsh98434 жыл бұрын
"He's bloating.....HE'S BLOATING!" They should sample that for a snarky gas relief ad
@grumpyoldwizard4 жыл бұрын
Remember when Oliver Reed was in Gladiator.
@88seanster4 жыл бұрын
Average Joe He was great in that role.
@hawker74884 жыл бұрын
Tragically died during production. After drinking a few bottles of rum and beating several British sailors at arm wrestling. Honestly, that's probably how he hoped he go out...
@bgvo43734 жыл бұрын
Remember when he played a werewolf?
@guineapiglady28413 жыл бұрын
The Three Musketeers!!!
@GleeChan4 жыл бұрын
Since everything is filmed in Vancouver now, I wonder if all those count as Canadian films/tv shows as well.
@RosenThorne4 жыл бұрын
“I might do my science project one of these days” -me in college
@PongoXBongo4 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, my favorite movie trilogy: "Things", "(The) Stuff", and "Whatnot".
@wstine794 жыл бұрын
Oliver Reed was an awesome werewolf.
@tahustvedt4 жыл бұрын
Spasms are amongst my favourite human uncontrollable reactions.
@MiSambra4 жыл бұрын
Oliver Reed looks like he's fed up with being a Jedi, and has been living in seclusion on a secret planet.
@shainewhite27814 жыл бұрын
3:26, RIP Oliver Reed. 1938-1999. I can't believe he died during production of the Oscar Winning Gladiator.
@sartanawillpay79774 жыл бұрын
Here is a weird connection of Oliver Reed to Canada. His UK mansion, Broome Hall, was once a Canadian Army headquarters during the Second World War.
@victorm1524 жыл бұрын
Oliver Reed and Peter Fonda? yeah, I'll be giving this one a look!
@sartanawillpay79774 жыл бұрын
The burglar with a mustache that the snake kills is actor Angus MacInnes who was Gold Leader in Star Wars Episode 4. He also was Jean "Rosie" Larose the former Montreal Canadians rookie of the year turned asylum inmate/brewery worker in the "Strange Brew" MacKenzie brothers movie. "Nice goal against Czechoslovakia...Sorry about the nervous breakdown eh." The other burglar, Al Waxman, once was well known in Canada for playing the title character in the long running CBC sitcom "King of Kensington." He's the one who bloats in the van.
@brianpratt32244 жыл бұрын
You really should do Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter.
@zvenafnazbalji75394 жыл бұрын
2:28 Apparently, even tribe folk can be slipknot fans.
@thunderchild10834 жыл бұрын
Anyone remember the 80’s film Alligator? I’ve never met anyone who does
@stevengabbard9304 жыл бұрын
Are you talking about the Lewis Teague film? It's a pretty decent movie and it's here on KZbin.
@thunderchild10834 жыл бұрын
Steven Gabbard really I didn’t know That thanks for letting me know
@sweetcinnamonpnchkin4 жыл бұрын
That pool scene haunts me to this day. It terrorized 11 year old me
@markwilliams26204 жыл бұрын
It was on ABC one Sunday in early '82.
@gabrielboorom61964 жыл бұрын
I only remember that movie for the scene at night where the kid falls in the pool where the alligator is. I had a weird thing about swimming pools as a kid, and that scene really hit me.
@wdj21314 жыл бұрын
Tenold strikes again!
@josephdarkhelmet94944 жыл бұрын
At the climax, Oliver should have used the psychic connection to blow up the snake in spectacular fashion.
@tnadrg19824 жыл бұрын
The way Oliver Reed looked back then I'm pretty sure he probably ate the damn cat
@CinemaMacabro4 жыл бұрын
Brandon, you left out one thing, For a killer snake movie, it had a soundtrack by Tangerine Dream, which is a rare for B movie horror
@lordjim19334 жыл бұрын
Dream just did one tune for the movie. ( and that was essentially music that hit the cutting room floor from another soundtrack. )
@michaelwilson51144 жыл бұрын
Yay - been waiting for this since the trailer!
@muhammadfaizmohdnasiruddin28894 жыл бұрын
You know, Oliver looks a lot like old Mark Hamill.
@youdontknowme81294 жыл бұрын
Please review Gymkata. And I had no idea Obadiah Stane was the villain in this one.
@ionman17614 жыл бұрын
Weres tony Stark
@Is_there_no_one_else4 жыл бұрын
The "pink-eye will give you heat vision" line is absolutely hilarious. Thank you for that one.
@BarbadosBeerFestival4 жыл бұрын
Fraggle Rock - like when you understand this line. Lol
@treystorey21243 жыл бұрын
The detective. Good one,, dude.
@nigellemaitre83634 жыл бұрын
13:13 got any letters from Uncle Traveling Matt?
@savagetiger134 жыл бұрын
O Canada, I will always love you for giving me such wonderful bad but good movies I can enjoy/make fun of MST3K style. And thank you Brandon for giving us more great movies.
@davidsmith-jj4iq4 жыл бұрын
Reed was a "character",[AKA a difficult,drunk,and "hellraiser"]
@KRhetor4 жыл бұрын
Next year, how about The Mask (1961) and though they're not really Canadian, Fiend Without a Face and Yeti: Giant of the 20th Century?
@jamstonjulian69474 жыл бұрын
Fiend Without A Face!
@hawker74884 жыл бұрын
Winthrop, Manitoba.
@gabrielboorom61964 жыл бұрын
I second The Mask. That movie is exploitation before exploitation was really even a thing. "I am cursed!"
@TheRoomforImprovement3 жыл бұрын
The covers of this film remind me of the 2007 film primeval, about Gustave the crocodile. No part of the trailers or posters implied that it was about a monstrous crocodile. Only after seeing the dvd box cover with Gustave on in 3 months later did I realize What it was about.
@mathieuleader86014 жыл бұрын
Oliver Reed should've play the aquateens landlord Carl
@chriscraven93354 жыл бұрын
*neighbor
@gabrielboorom61964 жыл бұрын
"Who did this to my f@cking car!"
@discwarehouse71694 жыл бұрын
Nice, another movie review!!!! I really like the way you present your movie reviews, I find them entertaining. I also like the movie art that is being used.. Thank you for posting, keep them coming...still lots of vintage/obscure Horror classics to review!!!! My favorite reviews are of movies like Squirm & Slugs, movie like that....
@bobbydunakin32054 жыл бұрын
This is how I celebrated Father’s Day... watching this with my old man.
@edwardburek17174 жыл бұрын
4:41 The Seattle Space Needle?? I thought that was the Blackpool Tower!!!
@curbozer50064 жыл бұрын
Whatever that is...it ain't the Space Needle!(offended Seattle guy!)
@robertfolkner92533 жыл бұрын
When some of my relatives lived in Tennessee in the late 1940s, there was a “snake handlers church” down the mountain from them. The members really thought God would protect them if they handled venomous snakes and drank strychnine. The trick was that the snakes were raised from birth being handled and so weren’t very aggressive and the poison was so heavily diluted as to be almost non-existent. But it happened that the local paper carried stories of worshippers being bitten and dying because, you guessed it, “They needed more faith.”
@jeffreyskoritowski41148 ай бұрын
I've heard that some of those churches remove the snake's fangs.
@Axolotl_Mischief4 жыл бұрын
@9:02 made me lmfao... I once was arrested at the VT/Canada border because my buddy left his nunchucks in my car. I was in jail (have no idea where) from Friday night until Monday afternoon. In court the judge was pretty pissed that I had been locked up, and while it was a really awful situation, it made for a really fucking funny story that I have told countless times.
@sigmacademy4 жыл бұрын
I can just imagine the following: COURT: "No, your honor. I'm not a super-ninja-spy on a secret mission for a shadowy Canadian organization" IMPRESSING THE LADIES: I once went to jail, you know? I was THAT bad in my youth? ;) :P
@grapeshot4 жыл бұрын
A guy being crushed by a crate, can we all say Wishmaster.
@TheJMPD4 жыл бұрын
Make your..... wishhhh
@deanolium4 жыл бұрын
Poor Ted Raimi
@MrMoorkey4 жыл бұрын
Shimwaster...wimshaster...swashmister...well it seems I can't say wamshister!
@neonnwave14 жыл бұрын
I wish I could find the original source of the intro's song. I know it's O Canada, but that cover of the anthem........ IT ROCKS!!
@wingshad0w009824 жыл бұрын
“Not showing the monster is a technique to usually build suspense.” Or you’re jaws and you have production issues. Waaait a second
@darksideofthemoon4884 жыл бұрын
Ohh. Yes do My Science Project.
@shadowstate5524 жыл бұрын
"My Science Project" is awesome, hope you don't tear it up too badly.
@michaelwilson51144 жыл бұрын
14:25 Maybe its maybelline ...
@chi-chitail2364 жыл бұрын
I missed this so much ❤️
@caeserromero30133 жыл бұрын
If I were acting in this movie, I'd take up heavy drinking too...
@DonaldRilea4 жыл бұрын
"AmeriCanada!!!" Where Yank actors like Lee Majors, Peter Fonda, and Chris Makepeace routinely cross paths with Canuck ones like Michael Ironside, Ken Pogue, and Vlasta Vrana, and there's both a Prime Minister and President, who arm wrestle each other weekly for who gets to be in charge for the week.
@DonaldRilea3 жыл бұрын
"Cannibal Holocaust" and this flick, ripping off the Mudmen of New Guinea since 1980!
@dustygrooves47274 жыл бұрын
We need to find the movie where someone is bitten by Robert Zdar and is now a wereZdar at midnight you grow a bulbous face and star in leo Fong movies
@TheRealNormanBates4 жыл бұрын
Starring “Data’s daughter” from STAR TREK: DISCARD
@Mortiis5584 жыл бұрын
Monroville Omg someone else thinks this too! I thought me and my wife were the only ones!
@metaloverlord74654 жыл бұрын
Question Brandon. Would 'Them!' be considered a cult film? I would love to see you do a review on what is easily one of my all time favorite films.
@cdrain684 жыл бұрын
I do wonder is there a Canadian Killer One Eyed Trouser snake film? The could film it in Winnipeg as no one would be bothered with a giant killer Wang going down Portage and main, it happens all the time.
@SwaggyG_21024 жыл бұрын
6:18 Hey, could've been worse. It could have been the Wishmaster inside that crate.
@TheRealNormanBates4 жыл бұрын
Or Fluffy from CREEPSHOW
@sigmacademy4 жыл бұрын
@@TheRealNormanBates Or a Leprechaun? You know I'm talking about? :P
@scockery4 жыл бұрын
They could've wished to be a in a better movie.
@richardgadberry83984 жыл бұрын
"Deepest darkest Ontario." So, Thunder Bay?
@wstine794 жыл бұрын
Mutt: "Grab the snake!"
@skylx08124 жыл бұрын
"...dad."
@jaceshaffer81044 жыл бұрын
They did a better job explaining the psychic link between a character and animal in this movie then in Jaws the revenge.
@akildukes74994 жыл бұрын
Oliver Reed was in two killer snake movies?!
@captainstroon15554 жыл бұрын
The Canuxsploitation-A-Thon intro is one of those intros I never skip.
@jjh93554 жыл бұрын
13:14 It's Doc from Fraggle Rock!!!
@simonhassnilsson70094 жыл бұрын
Fraggles vs a giant snake?....ok, you've got My attention
@Jahzilla.4 жыл бұрын
Cool to see the Scarborough Bluffs in a movie
@babababuck4 жыл бұрын
They're also briefly in Cannibal Girls. Not 100% on it, but i'm pretty sure they're in Prom Night too.
@slappy89414 жыл бұрын
"Canuxploitation" is the single greatest term to have ever been coined by humanity.
@BlackMoore824 жыл бұрын
Duet also directed an episode of Alfred Hitchcock Presents in 1988 and My Secret Identity in 1990, along with 27 episodes of Goosebumps.
@bambufan36364 жыл бұрын
Alternative title: "Hot Ticket to Ontario".
@sigmacademy4 жыл бұрын
09:36. Wow. Never knew snakes had Texas Ranger roundhouse kicks? :P
@kaiju-odanny97784 жыл бұрын
Yo Brandon! Any plans of doing a Godzilla vs Destoroyah by any chance though?
@bromodragone8405 Жыл бұрын
You're right. He's not Captain America. He's Mephisto.
@MrLouis-of3yl4 жыл бұрын
LET THE RETURN OF THE SON OF A CONUXPLOITATION-A-THON BEGIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@joshua28144 жыл бұрын
I've only been to Canada twice, but for some reason I love this "Canuxploitation" series.
@jaronzennaiter4 жыл бұрын
Is Oliver the main slave trader from Gladiator?
@troyschulz23182 жыл бұрын
The very same
@jdenoe694 жыл бұрын
Well my Sunday just got a little better. Brand new Brandon cult movie review all right!
@lazyuniverse49324 жыл бұрын
Now that Brandon mentions it. If he grew a mustache, he would look a LOT like Oliver Reed. First dexter now oliver reed. Who's next?
@scottyrobot4 жыл бұрын
in his doug mclure reviews, people mentioned Brandon's physical similarity to that actor
@gabrielboorom61964 жыл бұрын
Brandon should totally go as Oliver Reed on Halloween. He just needs to put on a few pounds & grow a moustache.
@captainbear61884 жыл бұрын
Yes, finally a new video from Brandon.
@mattchew64264 жыл бұрын
Dude, you need to grow a 'stache like that guy has in the movie (the future you)...
@philipd19794 жыл бұрын
Yeah your back been awhile. Love your amazing reviews on cult films
@Xhero-fe2fd4 жыл бұрын
When is Godzilla coming back?
@kataruz35344 жыл бұрын
In 2021
@mrsuns104 жыл бұрын
When Toho doesn’t flagged his content
@nkwhite4 жыл бұрын
Apparently, singing TF out of Oh, Canada was just what I needed in my life this glorious Sunday