Brandon Sanderson Reads My Thoughts (disturbing)

[@ham5097]

"My kids may never see me again" "They're really excited about this idea!" that burn though

[@ManCarryingThing]

pain.

[@ham5097]

@@ManCarryingThing hope you recover from this encounter

[@VenusAsAFormerBoy]

I really hope Sanderson watches all these videos some day

[@Funilesh]

And records his reaction!

[@piotrbrys8008]

@@Funilesh gotta get him to do this on his signings

[@Alresu]

But he was already there when they were recorded!

[@UdyKumra]

“You know, Rothfuss wouldn’t do this to me” 😂😂😂

[@emosongsandreadalongs]

That killed me

[@UdyKumra]

@@emosongsandreadalongs me too

[@ShinseiX]

A decade or two from now you would get your answer

[@ManCarryingThing]

Pattern be like: 0:08

[@crypticweeb]

MMMmmMMmmm

[@vol94]

The fact that you only went to king once and came back to Sanderson shows how ruthless king was. The guy didn’t once help u, he just roasted you in front of everyone

[@ManCarryingThing]

King scared me off. Sanderson is too nice for his own good

[@Cam_Wolfe]

I was in that class, I was the guy at the back who kept yelling "OH NO HE DIDN'T!" and snapping my fingers

[@ManCarryingThing]

yeah sorry i had to cut all that, really ruined the audio.

[@e443productions9]

Lol I never laughed so hard at a comment

[@raghavbhatia7624]

About time you dragged Rothfuss into this.

[@cambriakilgannon12]

There's plenty of footage of Pat on his stream to do a video like this, I'm sure!

[@raghavbhatia7624]

@@cambriakilgannon12 haha yes!

[@vol94]

“But oh my son.” The editing is getting better. Lols this is too good

[@tmrogers87]

Can we get this series added to the post credits scenes of Mistborn movies? Work your magic, Brendan Fraser

[@ManCarryingThing]

Brandon Sanders in The Mummy

[@stormblessed178]

I don't know if Brandon being scared of rothfuss means I should fear rothfuss or be thankful he can keep Brandon in check.

[@ManCarryingThing]

both

[@teach3104]

I wouldn't be surprised if Brandon were afraid of Rothfuss, for he is after all the wise man's fear !

[@kordo.93]

- my kids may never see me again! - they're really excited about this idea! :DDDDD

[@taneressel]

So that's why Rothfuss writes so slowly, he spends most of his energy keeping Brian in check.

[@ManCarryingThing]

it is Lovecraftian horror

[@amitojsingh3067]

This is what happens when you read Cosmere in that cursed warbreaker order.

[@ManCarryingThing]

i warned people. i tried.

[@vol94]

Brandon fears routhfuss. Hmm 🤔 I wonder what routhfuss did to him after he crashed that interview.

[@ManCarryingThing]

i wish i could tell you, but I live in fear of him

[@K5to9X]

Brandon nervous sweating "let's move on"- god these videos kill me.

[@OverlyAverageBen]

There are too many divorces on this channel for me to even track now! Is this one about your 'real wife' or is this a splintered timeline origin story where Joshua never existed... You're going to have to release some appendixes for me to track the wider connotations of the MCTU

[@ManCarryingThing]

everything is canon. and nothing is.

[@Lannar1]

@@ManCarryingThing RAFO

[@ChBrahm]

Someone needs to start writting a "Marriage Arcanum" for this

[@GoodCatholicBoy]

wow talk about a Sanderlanche of epic proportions!

[@lostschedule51]

How is he done talking to you if he still comes uninvited to Zoom calls?

[@lemongrasseyelids]

100% convinced every one of these is a different timeline, except the differences are too tiny to notice until something big happens

[@ManCarryingThing]

RAFO

[@sully8495]

brandon has a dark past that he shares with patrick rothfuss

[@BrandonsWritingRoom]

Dang, Brian Sanders sure is harsh.

[@StoryBound]

Brandon always giving you that brutal back story before going full Radiant :D

[@chrisofferoff1913]

Me to Doctor Sanderson: So i have cancer? Doctor Branderson: Absolutely, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah!!!

[@NastroGG]

I still cry every time I watch this. This is my 23rd viewing

[@pika4668]

"I am done talking to you" and my man got him to talk anyways that's impressive

[@jessienube7034]

I bet he some how finished a book during that conversation...

[@reecenaidu6020]

Holy shit, did Sandy actually tell someone 'I'm done talking to you." XD

[@skalliedA]

This truly is the most engaging fanfic of our generation

[@brianalavigne3381]

God! These videos are hilarious!!!!! KEEP EM COMING!!! Please :)

[@SupremeDP]

- "But oh my son", right...

[@CRohrscheib]

Mean Brandon is my favorite long running series. Next time on Mean Brandon, Sando kicks MCT's puppy and calls him a little girl 🐕👧

[@gnomishviking3013]

Sanderdad cuttin like a knife!

[@stephaniereisnour7470]

I really hope BrandoSando is watching these. They’re golden 😂

[@Witty_Jackson]

You should put these in a playlist and link it to him during his next livestream, it'd be great to get his reaction haha

[@ManCarryingThing]

i wish i could see his reaction lol

[@samtrott776]

There will be a day where I click on to one of these videos and it won’t be a lecture video. It will be Brandon live just getting in an argument with Jake while he tries to keep up the bit, but Brandon is not having it.

[@ManCarryingThing]

😂 my dream is to one day interview him and no one will be able to tell if it is real or not

[@vol94]

“This time I am done talking to you.” 😂🤣

[@DanielAbeleira]

If you're gonna quote a random sentence in the video as your constructive "comment", at least quote it correctly.

[@vol94]

@@DanielAbeleira I just enjoy the joke man, I don’t care about likes and stuff or replies, I just love this channel.

[@craigh5236]

@@DanielAbeleira Booo

[@DanielAbeleira]

@@vol94 So do I, but you could put a bit more effort into your comments, since it's the equivalent of saying something out loud in a room full of people.

[@vol94]

@@DanielAbeleira Really I don’t care who says what about a comment, it’s just one sentence, what’s there to put effort in. The original quote might be different but I remember how funny this was. G’day and enjoy life

[@jakovjurlina6071]

Plot twist: brandon sanderson is joshua, that's why he knows all about the divorce

[@StarryEyed0590]

I 100% thought that's where it was going until the "telepathy" angle came in

[@ManCarryingThing]

top 10 anime betrayals

[@ariharannatarajan2750]

Oh my god, how do you make these so funny!

[@Starla161]

😂😂 god that was way funnier than expected

[@peterbaelish]

These videos are awesome, so funny. Please make more with Rothfuss, Martin, King and other authors.

[@ManCarryingThing]

Thanks!

[@gayanegasparyan4137]

That Sanderlanche near the end had me screaming 😂😂

[@bramtenhave8169]

Look I am not saying murder your ex, but if she were to have the same kind of accident as Joshua...

[@emosongsandreadalongs]

I laugh at these way more than I should

[@brennenkarl6053]

You need him to read your kids' minds to help you win them back!

[@williamkeohane9964]

He doesn’t read your thoughts. He creates them. He doesn’t know what you’re thinking, because he writes it. We are all simply side characters in Brandon’s personal universe. Pawns. Bridgemen. He is in charge and there is nothing we can do to stop it. Only hope and pray he doesn’t sneak into your room at night to observe you. If he does, then you are the next main character. That may sound cool, but in this universe the main character isn’t a great hero. They’re just Brandon’s next playthings. Be warned, be wary. Be afraid. - Man Carrying Burden (I write these words in the KZbin comments, for anything typed on Word cannot be trusted.)

[@ManCarryingThing]

If this isn't a pitch for a new Netflix original, then i don't know what I read

[@rhodie9338]

Are you suggesting Brandon is living out some sort of Stranger than Fiction scenario?

[@tanmad21]

Why is this the best video posted to KZbin today?

[@ManCarryingThing]

❤️

[@lewstherinteletubby50]

This is the best one yet. Great editing

[@ManCarryingThing]

Thanks!

[@tannerprince9730]

I love how these paint brando as an asshole, it's the funniest part lol

[@heyitsemlynn]

This is beautiful.

[@dedron7852]

hes too good

[@crazyfantakevideos3574]

Omg this made me LOL so hard!!

[@Victoria3WorldConquerer]

He's actually using fortune. Its a common mistake to make. Sanderson is actually Hoid.

[@hamishdabson6138]

The marriage saga continues

[@ewitsdonovan]

Brandon Sanderson irl: 😇 Brandon Sanderson in Man Carrying Thing videos: 😈

[@ManCarryingThing]

lolololol

[@itsyaraz]

LMAO OH MY GOD I'M WHEEZING

[@metalman4393]

0:07 Brandon Turns into Pattern. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM...... (P.S. I still don't know how MMMMMMM is spelt in the books, I only just got way of kings' physical book, I only heard Kate reading say MMMMMM in the audiobook of book 2.)

[@ManCarryingThing]

lol I think it is spelled JUST like that

[@ReallyGoodandKind]

Awesome video.

[@DavidDecero]

Wow. Sanderson really can do anything... not fix marriages, but like anything else.

[@ManCarryingThing]

we accept him, despite his flaws

[@MrImportantGuy]

This is magic.

[@s.asadeghi9612]

it shouldn't be this funny, but it is. lol

[@marl3ymarl3y86]

It must have been hard for you when at the end of Brian roasting you and reading all your thoughts, everyone in the lecture hall clapped. I understand why you cut that out, but I do want you to know I was there and we all know the reason you lost custody was because you weren’t a Minecraft channel. I hope Brian Sanders finally teaches you to be a better father.

[@ManCarryingThing]

when will i learn my lesson......minecraft will haunt me forever

[@yremogtnomnad]

"Paul Rothfuss" made me lol

[@jaimegibbs2751]

These are my favorite!!!!!!!

[@mistborn1136]

I am sad that Rothfuss stopped writing. He make millions from his series and lost interest to complete the saga as he got richer. Truely Depressing.

[@rorangarrowson5]

This is amazing

[@maheen8869]

not the "HmmmMMMmmmm" 😭😭😭😭

[@LarryHasOpinions]

Joshua has just confirmed your kids do not want to see you ever again

[@ManCarryingThing]

life is amazing.

[@videoslv4626]

How are you so funny every. damn. time..!!!!!

[@ManCarryingThing]

❤️

[@BogoljubTeofilovic]

- all you do is make a fool out of me - nooo, bla bla bla bla bla bla hahahaha this is so good, if i wasn't already subscribed for the upcoming wheel of time content, i'd subscribe right now

[@eier81]

No, its Brain sandewrs that is afraid of Rothfus.

[@minerman60101]

I hear Joe Anaconda gives good marriage advice

[@ManCarryingThing]

i may have to ask him next time. times are hard

[@j.francisward1897]

This intersects somewhat well with Joshua

[@hemantkejriwal6925]

This was actually a subtle proposal that he's single

[@mistborn1136]

Rothfuss will do that to you. You will simply find out what he did to you ten years later.

[@joonas.roosalu]

I agree with Kyle Sander on this one, let's move on

[@conormeehan.]

Rothfuss is the key to taking down this menace. Sanderson fears him like Voldemort fears dumbldore.

[@ushapandey6351]

Too Good 👍

[@ManCarryingThing]

Thank you! ❤️

[@QuestLegacy]

Oh frick i'm all about that author tea. Spill it boi

[@ManCarryingThing]

😂 gonna become an "authortube tea-spilling channel"

[@TayNez63]

Brandon is a savage! Poor man who carries things

[@ansono6413]

Have you ever considered, that you might NOT want to see your kids again? back on the market baby

[@ManCarryingThing]

your right. kids are lame.

[@diaraluz5769]

Uh seems like they always took the house, but you can live in the streets for a couples day, right?

[@ManCarryingThing]

or weeks

[@paniklewe]

What a ride

[@rejoyy]

Haha! The REAL reason Brandon Sanderson knows a lot about you is because you are the main character in one of his books called The Barnett Chronicles... tan Tan TAN!!!! Hopefully you are tall enough to be the Protagonist

[@PawanTanaySingh]

BlaBlaBlaBlaBlaBlaBla!

[@shea42]

wish Ruffoss would do literally anything at all

[@robertm.8653]

Tight

[@TheCloser424]

Hilarious!

[@heyitsryry]

Why do I find this funny

[@allswal7708]

Quick question is this a canon tie in to the Joshua saga

[@ManCarryingThing]

its all canon

[@redbird300011]

I just want to know if he's seen any of these

[@ManCarryingThing]

lol same

[@seanhalpin87]

I wonder what kind of advice Evan winter would give you?

[@ManCarryingThing]

he'd probably tell me to talk about Evan Winter

[@sully8495]

brandon is very whitty. first veiwer yessssssssssssssssssss.

[@SoVidushi]

No clue what i just watched but hope she lets you see your kids dude /j

[@tommytilburg4613]

Where is the mc?

[@francisemv1788]

This is hilarious!

[@gniewkoneyman1084]

Who is Joe anaconda and why is he at my house

[@ManCarryingThing]

he just wants you to read first lawyer

[@gaiaathena-books]

Haha nice one!

[@darmokandjalad7786]

What is the context of the "I am done talking to you" clip lol

[@ManCarryingThing]

lol I think he was quoting an example of what a rude character would say

[@darmokandjalad7786]

@@ManCarryingThing Thank you, Man Carrying Thing.

[@Josh_R2.17]

You never come to me for advice cause you know exactly what I'll say

[@ManCarryingThing]

i have learned my lesson

[@darren2880]

😂🤣