i thought brandon “undressing” ears of corn was the most absurd this video could get - until the hot tub came out.
@BambiBeats64283 жыл бұрын
you must be new here xD
@precious63033 жыл бұрын
@@BambiBeats6428 oh believe me i’m not, i just never know what to expect with brandon 💀
@lvl.85sacredhealer213 жыл бұрын
Bro, he force fornicated a corn cob and a chicken. This is normal on this channel and I love and am disturbed by it.
@sillygooseiseatingbread3 жыл бұрын
Hello u have a ranboo pfp please elaborate
@precious63033 жыл бұрын
@@sillygooseiseatingbread yes
@imbrandonfarris3 жыл бұрын
1 minute and 52 seconds for an intro…we are getting better! 😂
@phnxs44163 жыл бұрын
Truly a small longboat for peoplekind
@mackenzie53083 жыл бұрын
I mean slow and steady wins the race right?
@Little_chicken_feet3 жыл бұрын
I pee rectangles
@mackenzie53083 жыл бұрын
That sounds really painful...
@BeHappyInEveryThingYouDo3 жыл бұрын
I love you brandon
@hxllxhxund3 жыл бұрын
I never thought I'd watch a man in a Mexican outfit chase a bowl around a hot tub in his kitchen but here I am, in tears LOL
@datgaydangernoodle13153 жыл бұрын
SMAE IM CRYING 🤣🤣🤣
@michellem47823 жыл бұрын
Brandon is my favorite thing on this cursed site. This video is the first thing that has gotten a genuine laugh out of me today
@ExileOfGods3 жыл бұрын
I literally was drinking water when he dove into the hot tub and I genuinely choked 😂😂
@elliekrut43033 жыл бұрын
YESSS
@penelopefp3 жыл бұрын
I haven't laughed this hard in.... months!!! Oh dear Lord Brandon, everything about this was bringing me to tears!!! I'd laugh si hard I couldn't hear the video. So I backed it up 20 seconds to try to hear again....only to laugh harder and still be unable to hear. My cat won't come near me I was laughing so hard!!
@sarahsample49843 жыл бұрын
When landlords are like "no pets allowed" and full adult Brandon's like, "yeah that's a hot tub in my kitchen".
@Levi_is_Smol3 жыл бұрын
You don't need a child in your home when you got Brandon
@Nirrrina3 жыл бұрын
Does a goat count as a pet? Because Brandon rented a goat named Morpheus once.
@heatherwilliams4073 Жыл бұрын
Nothing in the rules saying he in fact canNOT have a hot tub in the kitchen!!! He wins!!!
@gothlynx8033 жыл бұрын
ok but can we just appreciate that Brandon played the Zelda intro with an accordion?
@samanthahouser93343 жыл бұрын
Yaaaas
@englishatheart Жыл бұрын
No. Stop asking permission and just do it.
@peedrinker5000 Жыл бұрын
I deny you permission
@RioEnsius10 ай бұрын
WAIT WHAT WHEN DOES THAT HAPPEN
@gothlynx80310 ай бұрын
@@RioEnsius at the very beginning it made me smile 😁
@sharoneastman21603 жыл бұрын
"The entire recipe was all in Spanish and, lucky for me, my Entire Girlfrind is all in Spanish as well." OMG not even 2 minutes in and I'm already dyeing😂😂🤣
@annasilvertongue3 жыл бұрын
Brandon: "This suit cost $1000!" 10 seconds later is in a hot tub with the suit that I imagine is dry clean only
@hanna106603 жыл бұрын
Lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@misaebisu43683 жыл бұрын
That what I was thinking lol
@Cheesecherry2 жыл бұрын
Their local dry cleaners probably either hate him or love him. They hate him because he gives them a challenging item to clean, but they love him because he pays them good money and I'm sure he tips too lmao
@immarissa3 жыл бұрын
“My entire girlfriend is all in Spanish as well.”
@ashleyaslanidis27913 жыл бұрын
That made me lol for real 😆
@lilnas_x3 жыл бұрын
Amazing 👍👍👍
@mayceemarx11623 жыл бұрын
The fact that he has the classic animal crossing music playing the whole time🤣
Having Brandon speak spanish is something I didn’t think I needed until now
@ScalyRaptor19443 жыл бұрын
Heh
@datgaydangernoodle13153 жыл бұрын
Heh
@LiciaYoung3 жыл бұрын
@@ScalyRaptor1944 The mods deleted their spam. That happens sometimes after Brandon uploads.
@ScalyRaptor19443 жыл бұрын
@@LiciaYoung nicr
@streamingsyko11903 жыл бұрын
brandon hearted my comment i can die happy now
@capp003 жыл бұрын
The dad jokes are coming along nicely. And let's be realistic, that's not even the most amount of water that kitchen floor has seen,
@roseyhorsegirl80793 жыл бұрын
I audibly laughed at the "cornography" joke and I feel bad about it. Usually I'll audibly laugh at a higher level joke than that, but that... that did it for some reason.
@datgaydangernoodle13153 жыл бұрын
@@roseyhorsegirl8079 lmao I did too tho im immature and now my parents are looking at me weird cos i snorted so loudly-
@Infamouspixie703 жыл бұрын
This man just does things to you.
@capp003 жыл бұрын
@Just Some Fun Oh trust me, I know lol
@JENNATHEZOMBIEE3 жыл бұрын
Ok
@mariaagloriaa3 жыл бұрын
I am an entire Mexican.yes. .. si.
@cassle33773 жыл бұрын
That's exactly how I respond to my full Mexican family. Sí
@laraemitchell90643 жыл бұрын
Oh, Hi 👋 MG! 🖤🖤🖤
@abigailwondwossen30413 жыл бұрын
Oh nice too see u here love :)
@misaebisu43683 жыл бұрын
Awww hi you so awesome 🥰🥰
@AjianAja3 жыл бұрын
😆 probably my favorite line! Y'all are awesome.
@ArtisticallyME2 жыл бұрын
I have an unconditional fear of smoke alarms so seeing Brandon take out the battery like that made me laugh 😂
@sdh-2 жыл бұрын
Ever thought of shooting the fire alarm?
@ArtisticallyME2 жыл бұрын
@@sdh- no, but that’s an excellent idea
@Noaleft4dead3 жыл бұрын
"Ive never actually made elote before" as he plops a gross amount of mayonaise into a metal bowl thats floating in an inflateable hottub dressed like a mariache player. Coulda fooled me 🤣🤣🤣
@rainorxhine3 жыл бұрын
Actual captions for those genuinely curious about the intro: “Hello, and welcome to the “Translator of Google”. My name is Brandon and I am NOT reading this off the computer. I have big muscles and lots of money, also my feet hurt in these boots, but we’re getting off topic. So, if you don’t mind, onto the rest of the episode in English.” If anyone else would like to help me correct this, please do, Spanish is my second language!
@julinnegb25893 жыл бұрын
I think the part you were unsure about is “also, my feet hurt with these shoes on”
@lowryfamily06fe3 жыл бұрын
Thank you. I came looking for what he really was saying.
@MandMs053 жыл бұрын
The only part that tipped me off as to the fact it wasn't captioned correctly was "En inglés" was "And in glass" Plus the fact it was completely nonsensical I wonder if he used a speech-to-text thing to get the captions???
@lowryfamily06fe3 жыл бұрын
@@MandMs05 his editor put a caption that said he has no idea how to speak Spanish, so it told you the caption was not correct.
@rainorxhine3 жыл бұрын
@@julinnegb2589 thank you! I heard him say shoes and hurt but the rest I had no idea🤠
@fungino.14513 жыл бұрын
The Lord himself came back again with the daily dose of Spanish.
@shadow-zh3dx3 жыл бұрын
Yesyes
@datgaydangernoodle13153 жыл бұрын
Bonjour
@corrinenicole49953 жыл бұрын
¡Hola! ¿Cómo estás hoy?
@fnaffan_10163 жыл бұрын
He makes me laugh so much
@british_boy9233 жыл бұрын
@@datgaydangernoodle1315 that's french
@cryptid_cupcakes3 жыл бұрын
I always think “that’s not ingestible”, “please don’t eat that, “how is he not dead” and “he will never get a deposit back” when I watch these videos.
@ILoveSS3 жыл бұрын
At this point I think he bought that apartment to turn into his office and he lives in a different one....there's no other answer with all the mess he makes. Lol
@tillieu64433 жыл бұрын
"Lucky for me, my ENTIRE girlfriend is all in Spanish as well." ~ Brandon September 2021~
@jerrydivyaa253 жыл бұрын
2:54 - "wonder how Jerry is doing" I'm doing good, Brandon. Thanks for asking
@cassiepentz9153 жыл бұрын
Brandon: "We're missing a chicken" Me: "We're also missing what was once a clean kitchen"
@leavesfromthevine87733 жыл бұрын
@KAITLYN DIXON nice profile picture
@orangechicken22623 жыл бұрын
Chimkin
@kayleedavis78093 жыл бұрын
If we are being honest it probably hasn’t been the cleanest since before Brandon started this series 😂
@angeliquevampir93273 жыл бұрын
Don’t forget about the security deposit
@stoopyrosekrewfan3 жыл бұрын
LOL
@user-jj4du7vn7n3 жыл бұрын
“Or we used to call it when I was still am currently white” we love Brandon
@mimi_arts81303 жыл бұрын
Your profile picture is adorable
@molly8376A3 жыл бұрын
Hi about your pfp Idk if you know but you can change the color of the hand, have a nice day!
@kenishamatthias50022 жыл бұрын
😆🥲😋🥰🥰😉😀😚🥰😛☺😄😛🤔🤗🤫🤗😜😄😊🤩😚😄🤩😐🤔🤗😶🤑😛🤗😛🤩
@dodgerwoods2032 жыл бұрын
T
@dezziperson18932 жыл бұрын
Hello
@DaffierPig68433 жыл бұрын
No one: Turkey up in heaven: “I wonder where my body is right now His body: 🏊♂️
@leileilive11483 жыл бұрын
please i laughed so much my fucking stomach is hurting istg YOU HAD NO BUSINESS BEING THIS FUNNY YOUR HONOUR
@DaffierPig68433 жыл бұрын
@@leileilive1148 😂
@lauraslyricallife3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@Edge_Walker3 жыл бұрын
Swimin with the fi- uhh... Corn... And mayo... In a hot tub...
@challengetwins37943 жыл бұрын
LMAO I JUST REALIZED THIS IS TOMMYINIT MUSIC
@inactivefoo3 жыл бұрын
I’m suprised his kitchen floors are still intact 😭
@rearea02862 жыл бұрын
We're all Surprised his Intact, with all the Crazy and Dangerous Stuff he does. 🤣
@rubbishpurplelollies3 жыл бұрын
I'm more worried about Brandon's safety in this one. Gosh, why water and electricity? 😂
@rndmeditts21223 жыл бұрын
He can never have a normal intro and it just makes me so happy
@rosiepear75313 жыл бұрын
I'm sure if he had a "normal" or a standard intro, we'll all be worried
@rndmeditts21223 жыл бұрын
@@rosiepear7531 if that happens then your definitely right
@georgegogy35123 жыл бұрын
I swear to god that Brandon is becoming more immature as he “matures” in life haha
@Edge_Walker3 жыл бұрын
Age-regresinh mentaly 😂👌
@avestra3 жыл бұрын
He's evolving, just backwards
@sarahglynn4993 жыл бұрын
@@avestra so...devolving?
@mr.k833 жыл бұрын
@@sarahglynn499 That's the joke, lol.
@marissav30833 жыл бұрын
Don't we all
@AL19AR233 жыл бұрын
Brandon: *throws candle into the hot tub* Also Brandon: "Ah that's a bad idea" Acting like that's the most dangerous thing he did in this video🤣🤣
@dibralfarley59503 жыл бұрын
When you dove into the hot tub to take a "nap" I cracked up so flippin hard. Praying to Jear Desus that the electricity was shut off when the tub came out. Roflmao!!!!
@dibralfarley59502 жыл бұрын
@Ella Ava For sure we could all take a page out of his book to enjoy life a bit more.
@Alexis-px9bh3 жыл бұрын
Brandon: I stole a computer from Dora Dora: Ah Dios mío! Can you find my computer? Brandon: 😳✌️
@brittneysanders12163 жыл бұрын
Also Dora: Brandon, no swiping!
@foxyalex25493 жыл бұрын
Omg that’s so funny
@Roseberrii_3 жыл бұрын
I love how he is so confident in his Spanish but has that look like "hope I'm saying this right, oh god"
@BlueIdiotPie3 жыл бұрын
Brandon: "guess how much this outfit cost. a thousand dollars" also Brandon: tapes corn to his back, soaks in hot tub, splatters mayo on pants, probably got salmonella on his sleeves...
@MandMs053 жыл бұрын
The entire time my brain was just going "😬😬😬😬 $1,000 😬😬😬😬nooooo"
@BlueIdiotPie3 жыл бұрын
@Always Unlucky I hope that with my whole heart and soul but something about how he said that it cost $1,000 makes me fear he isn't
@aj_buddy22 жыл бұрын
You cant get salmonella on sleeves its bacteria
@BlueIdiotPie2 жыл бұрын
@@aj_buddy2 exactly, it's bacteria, which means it can transfer surfaces. It's why we do thinks like wash our hands and counters after handling things like raw poultry, so if any bacteria transferred onto those surfaces it can be destroyed and we don't accidentally touch it and then touch our faces, or if we have an open wound it doesn't find it's way in when we touch the counter
@jamesstark27183 жыл бұрын
Throwing the candle in the hot tub was a "bad idea". Everything leading up to that was OK though. Lmao
@monica75803 жыл бұрын
As a hispanic….. I absolutely love this!!!!! It’s hilarious🤣🤣 I love your videos they always make me laugh I love you 😭💗
@wintereyethewarrior7910 ай бұрын
1:16 Brandon: …this outfit doesn’t have pockets… Every woman ever: Now you know our pain.
@nateconley.62093 жыл бұрын
I love seeing Brandon flirt with the cancle culture in such a way while also slinging dad Jokes
@littlesnowflakepunk8552 жыл бұрын
cancle culture
@owllee95853 жыл бұрын
This isn’t google translate this is Brandon ruining his apartment just for us
@Only.Alex.0073 жыл бұрын
I asked my Spanish Teacher what he was saying and the look on her face of complete confusion was amazing! Thank you Brandon!
@invertedillusions3 жыл бұрын
Memento mori
@_murdocsleftpinkietoe3 жыл бұрын
Momento Mori, Unus Annus.
@liamconnolly38973 жыл бұрын
Memento Mori
@adelahalamova98383 жыл бұрын
memento mori
@emilypeters63923 жыл бұрын
Memento mori Unus Annus *salute*
@bluefoxgaming3963 жыл бұрын
Brandon: Dónde está la biblioteca Me: Technoblade? That you?
@bugsmith33952 жыл бұрын
PFTTT- I don’t even think he meant to
@papaphobia80242 жыл бұрын
I literally thought the same thing
@Kevin199347 ай бұрын
I miss him :(
@grinddwhore3 жыл бұрын
i swear one day brandon is going to burn his whole kitchen down. literally.
@MultiNotAnti3 жыл бұрын
“then I realized that could easily turn into me dying” he says like he doesn’t literally almost murder himself like every other video 😂
@Dreamewastaken3 жыл бұрын
"Marco, pollo get it because its chicken?" I laughed so hard I nearly fell out of my chair
@OneThousandTinyElephants2 жыл бұрын
I don't get it?
@BtheDilemma7322 жыл бұрын
@@OneThousandTinyElephants Pollo is chicken in spanish
@robertbuth3 жыл бұрын
The "Marco...Pollo" killed me that was hilarious. Oh man...Brandon...you never cease to surprise me and never cease to entertain me! Thank you for this! Lol
@julman1103 жыл бұрын
As a Mexican-American, I totally approve! This was amazing.
@LordHonkInc3 жыл бұрын
"a tall chicken? that's a turkey" that joke was awful and I saw it coming from a mile away... so why did I still laugh at it? xD
@ipromiseimnotanaddict64173 жыл бұрын
I like to imagine his wife just walks in at 10:52 and thinks to herself "What have I married?"
@noodle_boi93242 жыл бұрын
He is ultimate perfection to marry
@starissometimesstruck2 жыл бұрын
He doesnt have a wife?
@S_Soulz2 жыл бұрын
@@starissometimesstruck he does
@starissometimesstruck2 жыл бұрын
@@S_Soulz they arent married yet tho?? I thought Brandon and... um... I forgot her name- were just gf and bf still!
@febreez47482 жыл бұрын
@@starissometimesstruck I'm pretty sure they are married since he calls her "my wife" 👌
@Bananabelle093 жыл бұрын
When life gives you lemons, squeeze the juice into a hair bowl with mayonnaise, mexican sour cream, and sunscreen 🙃
@galaxylovesmemesmlg5043 жыл бұрын
Sound like a plan 👍
@goldiloks082 жыл бұрын
You win this comment section.
@Bananabelle092 жыл бұрын
@@goldiloks08 Im honored lmao 😂
@Vampyricc3 жыл бұрын
Alternate title: *Brandon following a recipe that was run through google translate many times while also risking his life in the process*
@mf19923 жыл бұрын
Isn't that every google translate video?
@keirameko37033 жыл бұрын
At the part at 0:04 seconds right after he played the little rif the end game intro came on in the other room and it synced perfectly
@ItsYaBitxhBelle3 жыл бұрын
Me: *looks away from my phone for 20 seconds* Me: *looks back* Brandon: *already has a pool in his kitchen wearing a Spanish suit*
@minq_gaming79293 жыл бұрын
Me: reading the captions like it's actually what brandon is saying Also Me: Shocked how fluent he is in spanish
@minq_gaming79293 жыл бұрын
The legend himself hearted my comment- This made my day :D
@mariezrozier86283 жыл бұрын
As a none Spanish speaker I was bit skeptical because of Gloria. I figured he must be more fluent then the subtitles.
@minq_gaming79293 жыл бұрын
@@mariezrozier8628 He doesn't edit the videos I think lmao
@_sch_eme_3 жыл бұрын
"Marco.. .. *pollo!"* Okay that was one of the best on the spot spanglish jokes ive heard lmao i almost choked brandon you are too funny and too much everything i hope you dont actually get salmonella please bathe in bleach just kidding dont but do something please love you
@chrissmith68623 жыл бұрын
You know now...when im in a pool qnd hear MARCO im gonna automatically say chicken
@_sch_eme_3 жыл бұрын
@@chrissmith6862 omfg you made me think of a whole pool contaminated with salmonella ew lmao
@_sch_eme_3 жыл бұрын
Wtf he hearted my comment im crying he read me omg i lovee youuu please dont get salmonella you have a new born brandon lmao
@chrissmith68623 жыл бұрын
@@_sch_eme_ haha.. doesnt it make you feel special when brandon notices you...
@bibble77413 жыл бұрын
Brandon no longer surprises me any more with his hilarious antics and messes but I must say, when that whole hot tub appeared with jets and everything my jaw dropped 😂
@-r4z0r-3 жыл бұрын
4:06 "HUAAAAAAAAH!-"
@carsona912 жыл бұрын
1:05 “or as I used to call it I AM STILL CURRENTLY WHITE” lol
@Sarateacu_cascaval3 жыл бұрын
Nobody's gonna talk how good Brandon looks in that outfit?
@casii6813 жыл бұрын
*pats self* Brandon: this outfit doesn’t have pockets The outfit: huh? I have pockets just look 😂
@casii6813 жыл бұрын
EEEK!! HE LIKED IM SO HAPPY
@certifiedcrackhead3 жыл бұрын
The intro is how I greet my parents after getting an A+
@ulilliareinhart36593 жыл бұрын
“My entire girlfriend is in Spanish as well” I am done😭😂😂😂
@Boogiewoodle3 жыл бұрын
“Dad why did you and mom break up” Brandon: “There we’re E- Latte reasons”
@isla41603 жыл бұрын
Why would people dislike this he’s amazing 😂
@feverwhosthat76043 жыл бұрын
Facccttsssss
@angeliquestarsmommy3 жыл бұрын
People with ZERO sense of humor!!
@Chillita813 жыл бұрын
chicken lovers? 😂
@rndmeditts21223 жыл бұрын
The vegan teacher?
@_murdocsleftpinkietoe3 жыл бұрын
Maybe they’re extremely easy to offend
@forg32613 жыл бұрын
You've become my comfort KZbinr, whether I'm anxious, sad, or just feeling a bit down, your videos always make me feel better
@libbybaldwin64553 жыл бұрын
Same. He often fills the Jenna and cermet shaped hole in my heart.
@leahtheloserkid47822 жыл бұрын
Forg✨🐸
@wenttogetsummilk38743 жыл бұрын
Can everyone appreciate the fact that he brought a hot tub and inflated it in his kitchen-
@jessicasmith90063 жыл бұрын
Looks like a birthing tub to me. Maybe Gloria had a home birth
@wenttogetsummilk38743 жыл бұрын
@@jessicasmith9006 maybe- I wouldn’t know what one looks like so I’ll just take your word for it-
@KaiTheArtizt2 жыл бұрын
Brandon: “donde está la biblioteca” Technoblade fans: “hey I’ve seen this once before”
@applegamerproz1319 Жыл бұрын
4:52 we won’t hear from him Him: ehhh ehhh ehhh
@jolenemiller13 жыл бұрын
Sitting in a packed ER waiting room waiting to be called back to be seen when Brandon says, "Don't worry your Boofed Chicken-Corn". And I crack up laughing. I don't even care that everyone is staring. Boofed chicken-corn? That is Dad-joke level comedy gold! Thanks for the laughter in a place that doesn't see much.
@cheddarcheese79573 жыл бұрын
Who found him one day either on tiktok or youtube or something else but now hes apart of your daily routine and your obsessed
@AwesomeCat20123 жыл бұрын
"Come here bowl" *walks after bowl as it floats away from him.* idk why, but this killed me. 🤣🤣🤣☠
@rosea72622 жыл бұрын
OMG That killed me too
@tripsmith85913 жыл бұрын
"In every case cheese is a good thing" Literally everyone ever in Wisconsin history
@colbyducarme4766 Жыл бұрын
11:31 just the way the chicken farted and Brandon's face LOL
@zachw283 жыл бұрын
Me: *sees thumbnail* Of course there's a kiddie pool in his kitchen
@macklinillustration3 жыл бұрын
An adult kiddie pool, with added salmonella.
@daylaware5573 жыл бұрын
Me: “Hey Brandon, can you hold this for me?” Brandon: “Sorry my hands are slippery with salmonella.” ….wut🙃 Post edit: Brandon liked and highlighted my post😭🥰✨✨✨
@kaitlin61843 жыл бұрын
When you edit your comment the heart goes away….sorry
@daylaware5573 жыл бұрын
@@kaitlin6184 oh well it was there while it lasted and it still made me happy so😂😊❤️
@tanyamudkavi79593 жыл бұрын
he's like a kid who wants to cook when his parents aren't home 😂
@heatherwilliams4073 Жыл бұрын
That's why I'd never buy a glass top stove. Because hibachi that's why!!! 😂
@yadagunther3 жыл бұрын
1:46 who else wanted him to continue singing?
@shakinmahbacon9645 Жыл бұрын
I swear, this is the most multi-talented man I've ever seen. I wanma be like him when I grow up... More. I'm a 25 year old man. Jebus what am I doing with my life.... Good video by the way!
@sylvyrdrago10993 жыл бұрын
I can't begin to tell you how badly I needed this today. Now that everyone in the office thinks I'm insane for busting out laughing.... I shall return to work.
@linzkins93 жыл бұрын
Someone needs to start a GoFundMe for Brandon’s cleaner
@LiciaYoung3 жыл бұрын
Lol, we should 🤣 she could do fun stuff with it
@Edge_Walker3 жыл бұрын
I CANNOT IMAGIEN WHAT THAT PERSON IS GOING TROUGH TBH. i have tought about it for so long- imagine having to clean a broken hot tub in the middle of kitchen with corn, chicken, mayo and butter residue everywhere. Also smoking microwawe and 2 disassembled fire alarms 😂😂😂
@LiciaYoung3 жыл бұрын
@@Edge_Walker she films a behind the scenes channel. Her name is Bridta. Her channels are dirtiest dooder
@acid_fruity36463 жыл бұрын
he's been here 8 years...and in those eight years has still been the most funny man I've ever seen
@SvrvhJvyne3 жыл бұрын
My gran died last Saturday, this is the first proper laugh I've had. Thank you.
@pinkmist76893 жыл бұрын
Imagine bringing friends home going into your kitchen and seeing your dad doing this What would you even say at that point
@georgebull-mclean33333 жыл бұрын
You don't say anything to a chaos god. Just bow, and leave. Be thankful you still have all your fingers.
@permanentlytired3 жыл бұрын
Let's admit it...we are all here for the cornography. There I said it!
@bimbxgyxl3 жыл бұрын
Ironic how at this time, if i had school today, id be in spanish class.
@kneecool3 жыл бұрын
him slowly chasing the bowl around the hot tub killed me!
@haleyhall97083 жыл бұрын
11:01 killed me 😂😂😂✋🏻
@reelfeelz3482 жыл бұрын
Brandon: This outfit cost $1,000 Also Brandon 1 minute later: *Soaks in hot tub while wearing the costume*
@SherylandFam3 жыл бұрын
I have been waiting for this hot tub video ever since I saw Bridta's tiktok! lol
@Sarah-pp3ww3 жыл бұрын
Me too!
@LiciaYoung3 жыл бұрын
me three!!!
@KraftyKittenz3 жыл бұрын
Me five! ... I guess...
@Lucia-xl1jp3 жыл бұрын
As a Spanish person I was literally dying with the Spanish translations & the novela😭😂😂 not gonna lie, you don’t have bad pronunciation! Bilingual Brandon came into scene lmfao
@laureleivaupel4073 жыл бұрын
I didn't catch his response to 'donde está la biblioteca'... Would you mind translating?
@Lucia-xl1jp3 жыл бұрын
@@laureleivaupel407 I think he said “como ayudes a mi perro”, which should be “como ayudarías/ ayudarás / ayudo / ayudar a mi perro”. There are a lot of options lol. But it means “how would you/ will you/ will I / to help my dog”.
@theghostking79793 жыл бұрын
Brandon: boiling chicken in a hot tube Brandon’s neighbors: what in the world is he doin over there???
@WWEKANE-xv7lr2 жыл бұрын
12:09 that how I call it the Brandon Farris meeting
@WhatsMyFandom2 жыл бұрын
I saw the thumbnail and wasn't surprised. I am by your outfit though lol 5:25 Ya had to do it to em!
@michaelamckenzie42843 жыл бұрын
I absolutely love the Animal Crossing music in the background. The most calming music with the most outrageous man in one video 🙌🏻 I support it
@cloudy.ghost_40323 жыл бұрын
You are literally the most funniest person ever😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@7hamp2613 жыл бұрын
The vegan teacher has been calling people out. He might be next😆
@sweetscheme3 жыл бұрын
The hot tub stream that we never asked for. But we all still appreciate at you.
@DrMM-do4wr3 жыл бұрын
brandon: this is a family channel. also brandon: *CORNHUB*
@LiciaYoung3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@julienbergeron52633 жыл бұрын
1. I love you videos 2. What I'd give to be the FBI agent in charge of surveillance of Brandon 3. There's no way Brandon will ever be able to sell his apartment to anyone after all the shit he's done in it XD
@wolfform3 жыл бұрын
Alternate title : Google translate teaches Brandon to speak Spanish
@Larigirl203 жыл бұрын
As a Mexican I fully support this video and will confirm I laughed the whole time 😂😂😂😂😂 Love youuuu and your girl 😍
@sometimespuppetshowsaresad2 жыл бұрын
the “dÓnDe eStÁ La biBLiOteCa” KILLED me omw
@lynnh98082 жыл бұрын
Seriously appreciate and love your videos. I'm struggling with depression and you seem to make me laugh every time. Congratulations to you and Gloria for bringing that bouncing baby boy into this world.
@starissometimesstruck2 жыл бұрын
Hey u and my mom have the same name!! :)
@lynnh98082 жыл бұрын
@@starissometimesstruck thats super cool!
@starissometimesstruck2 жыл бұрын
@@lynnh9808 my mom passed from covid about a week ago and ur reply made me think about her