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Imbrandonfarris

Imbrandonfarris

Күн бұрын

Yeah that's a hot tub in my kitchen..

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@precious6303
@precious6303 3 жыл бұрын
i thought brandon “undressing” ears of corn was the most absurd this video could get - until the hot tub came out.
@BambiBeats6428
@BambiBeats6428 3 жыл бұрын
you must be new here xD
@precious6303
@precious6303 3 жыл бұрын
@@BambiBeats6428 oh believe me i’m not, i just never know what to expect with brandon 💀
@lvl.85sacredhealer21
@lvl.85sacredhealer21 3 жыл бұрын
Bro, he force fornicated a corn cob and a chicken. This is normal on this channel and I love and am disturbed by it.
@sillygooseiseatingbread
@sillygooseiseatingbread 3 жыл бұрын
Hello u have a ranboo pfp please elaborate
@precious6303
@precious6303 3 жыл бұрын
@@sillygooseiseatingbread yes
@imbrandonfarris
@imbrandonfarris 3 жыл бұрын
1 minute and 52 seconds for an intro…we are getting better! 😂
@phnxs4416
@phnxs4416 3 жыл бұрын
Truly a small longboat for peoplekind
@mackenzie5308
@mackenzie5308 3 жыл бұрын
I mean slow and steady wins the race right?
@Little_chicken_feet
@Little_chicken_feet 3 жыл бұрын
I pee rectangles
@mackenzie5308
@mackenzie5308 3 жыл бұрын
That sounds really painful...
@BeHappyInEveryThingYouDo
@BeHappyInEveryThingYouDo 3 жыл бұрын
I love you brandon
@hxllxhxund
@hxllxhxund 3 жыл бұрын
I never thought I'd watch a man in a Mexican outfit chase a bowl around a hot tub in his kitchen but here I am, in tears LOL
@datgaydangernoodle1315
@datgaydangernoodle1315 3 жыл бұрын
SMAE IM CRYING 🤣🤣🤣
@michellem4782
@michellem4782 3 жыл бұрын
Brandon is my favorite thing on this cursed site. This video is the first thing that has gotten a genuine laugh out of me today
@ExileOfGods
@ExileOfGods 3 жыл бұрын
I literally was drinking water when he dove into the hot tub and I genuinely choked 😂😂
@elliekrut4303
@elliekrut4303 3 жыл бұрын
YESSS
@penelopefp
@penelopefp 3 жыл бұрын
I haven't laughed this hard in.... months!!! Oh dear Lord Brandon, everything about this was bringing me to tears!!! I'd laugh si hard I couldn't hear the video. So I backed it up 20 seconds to try to hear again....only to laugh harder and still be unable to hear. My cat won't come near me I was laughing so hard!!
@sarahsample4984
@sarahsample4984 3 жыл бұрын
When landlords are like "no pets allowed" and full adult Brandon's like, "yeah that's a hot tub in my kitchen".
@Levi_is_Smol
@Levi_is_Smol 3 жыл бұрын
You don't need a child in your home when you got Brandon
@Nirrrina
@Nirrrina 3 жыл бұрын
Does a goat count as a pet? Because Brandon rented a goat named Morpheus once.
@heatherwilliams4073
@heatherwilliams4073 Жыл бұрын
Nothing in the rules saying he in fact canNOT have a hot tub in the kitchen!!! He wins!!!
@gothlynx803
@gothlynx803 3 жыл бұрын
ok but can we just appreciate that Brandon played the Zelda intro with an accordion?
@samanthahouser9334
@samanthahouser9334 3 жыл бұрын
Yaaaas
@englishatheart
@englishatheart Жыл бұрын
No. Stop asking permission and just do it.
@peedrinker5000
@peedrinker5000 Жыл бұрын
I deny you permission
@RioEnsius
@RioEnsius 10 ай бұрын
WAIT WHAT WHEN DOES THAT HAPPEN
@gothlynx803
@gothlynx803 10 ай бұрын
@@RioEnsius at the very beginning it made me smile 😁
@sharoneastman2160
@sharoneastman2160 3 жыл бұрын
"The entire recipe was all in Spanish and, lucky for me, my Entire Girlfrind is all in Spanish as well." OMG not even 2 minutes in and I'm already dyeing😂😂🤣
@annasilvertongue
@annasilvertongue 3 жыл бұрын
Brandon: "This suit cost $1000!" 10 seconds later is in a hot tub with the suit that I imagine is dry clean only
@hanna10660
@hanna10660 3 жыл бұрын
Lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@misaebisu4368
@misaebisu4368 3 жыл бұрын
That what I was thinking lol
@Cheesecherry
@Cheesecherry 2 жыл бұрын
Their local dry cleaners probably either hate him or love him. They hate him because he gives them a challenging item to clean, but they love him because he pays them good money and I'm sure he tips too lmao
@immarissa
@immarissa 3 жыл бұрын
“My entire girlfriend is all in Spanish as well.”
@ashleyaslanidis2791
@ashleyaslanidis2791 3 жыл бұрын
That made me lol for real 😆
@lilnas_x
@lilnas_x 3 жыл бұрын
Amazing 👍👍👍
@mayceemarx1162
@mayceemarx1162 3 жыл бұрын
The fact that he has the classic animal crossing music playing the whole time🤣
@lisacallan5462
@lisacallan5462 2 жыл бұрын
This!! My brain gets so confused 😂
@camthehorrorfan
@camthehorrorfan 3 жыл бұрын
Therapist: "Baked Brandon isn't real." Baked Brandon: 1:41
@streamingsyko1190
@streamingsyko1190 3 жыл бұрын
Having Brandon speak spanish is something I didn’t think I needed until now
@ScalyRaptor1944
@ScalyRaptor1944 3 жыл бұрын
Heh
@datgaydangernoodle1315
@datgaydangernoodle1315 3 жыл бұрын
Heh
@LiciaYoung
@LiciaYoung 3 жыл бұрын
@@ScalyRaptor1944 The mods deleted their spam. That happens sometimes after Brandon uploads.
@ScalyRaptor1944
@ScalyRaptor1944 3 жыл бұрын
@@LiciaYoung nicr
@streamingsyko1190
@streamingsyko1190 3 жыл бұрын
brandon hearted my comment i can die happy now
@capp00
@capp00 3 жыл бұрын
The dad jokes are coming along nicely. And let's be realistic, that's not even the most amount of water that kitchen floor has seen,
@roseyhorsegirl8079
@roseyhorsegirl8079 3 жыл бұрын
I audibly laughed at the "cornography" joke and I feel bad about it. Usually I'll audibly laugh at a higher level joke than that, but that... that did it for some reason.
@datgaydangernoodle1315
@datgaydangernoodle1315 3 жыл бұрын
@@roseyhorsegirl8079 lmao I did too tho im immature and now my parents are looking at me weird cos i snorted so loudly-
@Infamouspixie70
@Infamouspixie70 3 жыл бұрын
This man just does things to you.
@capp00
@capp00 3 жыл бұрын
@Just Some Fun Oh trust me, I know lol
@JENNATHEZOMBIEE
@JENNATHEZOMBIEE 3 жыл бұрын
Ok
@mariaagloriaa
@mariaagloriaa 3 жыл бұрын
I am an entire Mexican.yes. .. si.
@cassle3377
@cassle3377 3 жыл бұрын
That's exactly how I respond to my full Mexican family. Sí
@laraemitchell9064
@laraemitchell9064 3 жыл бұрын
Oh, Hi 👋 MG! 🖤🖤🖤
@abigailwondwossen3041
@abigailwondwossen3041 3 жыл бұрын
Oh nice too see u here love :)
@misaebisu4368
@misaebisu4368 3 жыл бұрын
Awww hi you so awesome 🥰🥰
@AjianAja
@AjianAja 3 жыл бұрын
😆 probably my favorite line! Y'all are awesome.
@ArtisticallyME
@ArtisticallyME 2 жыл бұрын
I have an unconditional fear of smoke alarms so seeing Brandon take out the battery like that made me laugh 😂
@sdh-
@sdh- 2 жыл бұрын
Ever thought of shooting the fire alarm?
@ArtisticallyME
@ArtisticallyME 2 жыл бұрын
@@sdh- no, but that’s an excellent idea
@Noaleft4dead
@Noaleft4dead 3 жыл бұрын
"Ive never actually made elote before" as he plops a gross amount of mayonaise into a metal bowl thats floating in an inflateable hottub dressed like a mariache player. Coulda fooled me 🤣🤣🤣
@rainorxhine
@rainorxhine 3 жыл бұрын
Actual captions for those genuinely curious about the intro: “Hello, and welcome to the “Translator of Google”. My name is Brandon and I am NOT reading this off the computer. I have big muscles and lots of money, also my feet hurt in these boots, but we’re getting off topic. So, if you don’t mind, onto the rest of the episode in English.” If anyone else would like to help me correct this, please do, Spanish is my second language!
@julinnegb2589
@julinnegb2589 3 жыл бұрын
I think the part you were unsure about is “also, my feet hurt with these shoes on”
@lowryfamily06fe
@lowryfamily06fe 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you. I came looking for what he really was saying.
@MandMs05
@MandMs05 3 жыл бұрын
The only part that tipped me off as to the fact it wasn't captioned correctly was "En inglés" was "And in glass" Plus the fact it was completely nonsensical I wonder if he used a speech-to-text thing to get the captions???
@lowryfamily06fe
@lowryfamily06fe 3 жыл бұрын
@@MandMs05 his editor put a caption that said he has no idea how to speak Spanish, so it told you the caption was not correct.
@rainorxhine
@rainorxhine 3 жыл бұрын
@@julinnegb2589 thank you! I heard him say shoes and hurt but the rest I had no idea🤠
@fungino.1451
@fungino.1451 3 жыл бұрын
The Lord himself came back again with the daily dose of Spanish.
@shadow-zh3dx
@shadow-zh3dx 3 жыл бұрын
Yesyes
@datgaydangernoodle1315
@datgaydangernoodle1315 3 жыл бұрын
Bonjour
@corrinenicole4995
@corrinenicole4995 3 жыл бұрын
¡Hola! ¿Cómo estás hoy?
@fnaffan_1016
@fnaffan_1016 3 жыл бұрын
He makes me laugh so much
@british_boy923
@british_boy923 3 жыл бұрын
@@datgaydangernoodle1315 that's french
@cryptid_cupcakes
@cryptid_cupcakes 3 жыл бұрын
I always think “that’s not ingestible”, “please don’t eat that, “how is he not dead” and “he will never get a deposit back” when I watch these videos.
@ILoveSS
@ILoveSS 3 жыл бұрын
At this point I think he bought that apartment to turn into his office and he lives in a different one....there's no other answer with all the mess he makes. Lol
@tillieu6443
@tillieu6443 3 жыл бұрын
"Lucky for me, my ENTIRE girlfriend is all in Spanish as well." ~ Brandon September 2021~
@jerrydivyaa25
@jerrydivyaa25 3 жыл бұрын
2:54 - "wonder how Jerry is doing" I'm doing good, Brandon. Thanks for asking
@cassiepentz915
@cassiepentz915 3 жыл бұрын
Brandon: "We're missing a chicken" Me: "We're also missing what was once a clean kitchen"
@leavesfromthevine8773
@leavesfromthevine8773 3 жыл бұрын
@KAITLYN DIXON nice profile picture
@orangechicken2262
@orangechicken2262 3 жыл бұрын
Chimkin
@kayleedavis7809
@kayleedavis7809 3 жыл бұрын
If we are being honest it probably hasn’t been the cleanest since before Brandon started this series 😂
@angeliquevampir9327
@angeliquevampir9327 3 жыл бұрын
Don’t forget about the security deposit
@stoopyrosekrewfan
@stoopyrosekrewfan 3 жыл бұрын
LOL
@user-jj4du7vn7n
@user-jj4du7vn7n 3 жыл бұрын
“Or we used to call it when I was still am currently white” we love Brandon
@mimi_arts8130
@mimi_arts8130 3 жыл бұрын
Your profile picture is adorable
@molly8376A
@molly8376A 3 жыл бұрын
Hi about your pfp Idk if you know but you can change the color of the hand, have a nice day!
@kenishamatthias5002
@kenishamatthias5002 2 жыл бұрын
😆🥲😋🥰🥰😉😀😚🥰😛☺😄😛🤔🤗🤫🤗😜😄😊🤩😚😄🤩😐🤔🤗😶🤑😛🤗😛🤩
@dodgerwoods203
@dodgerwoods203 2 жыл бұрын
T
@dezziperson1893
@dezziperson1893 2 жыл бұрын
Hello
@DaffierPig6843
@DaffierPig6843 3 жыл бұрын
No one: Turkey up in heaven: “I wonder where my body is right now His body: 🏊‍♂️
@leileilive1148
@leileilive1148 3 жыл бұрын
please i laughed so much my fucking stomach is hurting istg YOU HAD NO BUSINESS BEING THIS FUNNY YOUR HONOUR
@DaffierPig6843
@DaffierPig6843 3 жыл бұрын
@@leileilive1148 😂
@lauraslyricallife
@lauraslyricallife 3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@Edge_Walker
@Edge_Walker 3 жыл бұрын
Swimin with the fi- uhh... Corn... And mayo... In a hot tub...
@challengetwins3794
@challengetwins3794 3 жыл бұрын
LMAO I JUST REALIZED THIS IS TOMMYINIT MUSIC
@inactivefoo
@inactivefoo 3 жыл бұрын
I’m suprised his kitchen floors are still intact 😭
@rearea0286
@rearea0286 2 жыл бұрын
We're all Surprised his Intact, with all the Crazy and Dangerous Stuff he does. 🤣
@rubbishpurplelollies
@rubbishpurplelollies 3 жыл бұрын
I'm more worried about Brandon's safety in this one. Gosh, why water and electricity? 😂
@rndmeditts2122
@rndmeditts2122 3 жыл бұрын
He can never have a normal intro and it just makes me so happy
@rosiepear7531
@rosiepear7531 3 жыл бұрын
I'm sure if he had a "normal" or a standard intro, we'll all be worried
@rndmeditts2122
@rndmeditts2122 3 жыл бұрын
@@rosiepear7531 if that happens then your definitely right
@georgegogy3512
@georgegogy3512 3 жыл бұрын
I swear to god that Brandon is becoming more immature as he “matures” in life haha
@Edge_Walker
@Edge_Walker 3 жыл бұрын
Age-regresinh mentaly 😂👌
@avestra
@avestra 3 жыл бұрын
He's evolving, just backwards
@sarahglynn499
@sarahglynn499 3 жыл бұрын
@@avestra so...devolving?
@mr.k83
@mr.k83 3 жыл бұрын
@@sarahglynn499 That's the joke, lol.
@marissav3083
@marissav3083 3 жыл бұрын
Don't we all
@AL19AR23
@AL19AR23 3 жыл бұрын
Brandon: *throws candle into the hot tub* Also Brandon: "Ah that's a bad idea" Acting like that's the most dangerous thing he did in this video🤣🤣
@dibralfarley5950
@dibralfarley5950 3 жыл бұрын
When you dove into the hot tub to take a "nap" I cracked up so flippin hard. Praying to Jear Desus that the electricity was shut off when the tub came out. Roflmao!!!!
@dibralfarley5950
@dibralfarley5950 2 жыл бұрын
@Ella Ava For sure we could all take a page out of his book to enjoy life a bit more.
@Alexis-px9bh
@Alexis-px9bh 3 жыл бұрын
Brandon: I stole a computer from Dora Dora: Ah Dios mío! Can you find my computer? Brandon: 😳✌️
@brittneysanders1216
@brittneysanders1216 3 жыл бұрын
Also Dora: Brandon, no swiping!
@foxyalex2549
@foxyalex2549 3 жыл бұрын
Omg that’s so funny
@Roseberrii_
@Roseberrii_ 3 жыл бұрын
I love how he is so confident in his Spanish but has that look like "hope I'm saying this right, oh god"
@BlueIdiotPie
@BlueIdiotPie 3 жыл бұрын
Brandon: "guess how much this outfit cost. a thousand dollars" also Brandon: tapes corn to his back, soaks in hot tub, splatters mayo on pants, probably got salmonella on his sleeves...
@MandMs05
@MandMs05 3 жыл бұрын
The entire time my brain was just going "😬😬😬😬 $1,000 😬😬😬😬nooooo"
@BlueIdiotPie
@BlueIdiotPie 3 жыл бұрын
@Always Unlucky I hope that with my whole heart and soul but something about how he said that it cost $1,000 makes me fear he isn't
@aj_buddy2
@aj_buddy2 2 жыл бұрын
You cant get salmonella on sleeves its bacteria
@BlueIdiotPie
@BlueIdiotPie 2 жыл бұрын
@@aj_buddy2 exactly, it's bacteria, which means it can transfer surfaces. It's why we do thinks like wash our hands and counters after handling things like raw poultry, so if any bacteria transferred onto those surfaces it can be destroyed and we don't accidentally touch it and then touch our faces, or if we have an open wound it doesn't find it's way in when we touch the counter
@jamesstark2718
@jamesstark2718 3 жыл бұрын
Throwing the candle in the hot tub was a "bad idea". Everything leading up to that was OK though. Lmao
@monica7580
@monica7580 3 жыл бұрын
As a hispanic….. I absolutely love this!!!!! It’s hilarious🤣🤣 I love your videos they always make me laugh I love you 😭💗
@wintereyethewarrior79
@wintereyethewarrior79 10 ай бұрын
1:16 Brandon: …this outfit doesn’t have pockets… Every woman ever: Now you know our pain.
@nateconley.6209
@nateconley.6209 3 жыл бұрын
I love seeing Brandon flirt with the cancle culture in such a way while also slinging dad Jokes
@littlesnowflakepunk855
@littlesnowflakepunk855 2 жыл бұрын
cancle culture
@owllee9585
@owllee9585 3 жыл бұрын
This isn’t google translate this is Brandon ruining his apartment just for us
@Only.Alex.007
@Only.Alex.007 3 жыл бұрын
I asked my Spanish Teacher what he was saying and the look on her face of complete confusion was amazing! Thank you Brandon!
@invertedillusions
@invertedillusions 3 жыл бұрын
Memento mori
@_murdocsleftpinkietoe
@_murdocsleftpinkietoe 3 жыл бұрын
Momento Mori, Unus Annus.
@liamconnolly3897
@liamconnolly3897 3 жыл бұрын
Memento Mori
@adelahalamova9838
@adelahalamova9838 3 жыл бұрын
memento mori
@emilypeters6392
@emilypeters6392 3 жыл бұрын
Memento mori Unus Annus *salute*
@bluefoxgaming396
@bluefoxgaming396 3 жыл бұрын
Brandon: Dónde está la biblioteca Me: Technoblade? That you?
@bugsmith3395
@bugsmith3395 2 жыл бұрын
PFTTT- I don’t even think he meant to
@papaphobia8024
@papaphobia8024 2 жыл бұрын
I literally thought the same thing
@Kevin19934
@Kevin19934 7 ай бұрын
I miss him :(
@grinddwhore
@grinddwhore 3 жыл бұрын
i swear one day brandon is going to burn his whole kitchen down. literally.
@MultiNotAnti
@MultiNotAnti 3 жыл бұрын
“then I realized that could easily turn into me dying” he says like he doesn’t literally almost murder himself like every other video 😂
@Dreamewastaken
@Dreamewastaken 3 жыл бұрын
"Marco, pollo get it because its chicken?" I laughed so hard I nearly fell out of my chair
@OneThousandTinyElephants
@OneThousandTinyElephants 2 жыл бұрын
I don't get it?
@BtheDilemma732
@BtheDilemma732 2 жыл бұрын
@@OneThousandTinyElephants Pollo is chicken in spanish
@robertbuth
@robertbuth 3 жыл бұрын
The "Marco...Pollo" killed me that was hilarious. Oh man...Brandon...you never cease to surprise me and never cease to entertain me! Thank you for this! Lol
@julman110
@julman110 3 жыл бұрын
As a Mexican-American, I totally approve! This was amazing.
@LordHonkInc
@LordHonkInc 3 жыл бұрын
"a tall chicken? that's a turkey" that joke was awful and I saw it coming from a mile away... so why did I still laugh at it? xD
@ipromiseimnotanaddict6417
@ipromiseimnotanaddict6417 3 жыл бұрын
I like to imagine his wife just walks in at 10:52 and thinks to herself "What have I married?"
@noodle_boi9324
@noodle_boi9324 2 жыл бұрын
He is ultimate perfection to marry
@starissometimesstruck
@starissometimesstruck 2 жыл бұрын
He doesnt have a wife?
@S_Soulz
@S_Soulz 2 жыл бұрын
@@starissometimesstruck he does
@starissometimesstruck
@starissometimesstruck 2 жыл бұрын
@@S_Soulz they arent married yet tho?? I thought Brandon and... um... I forgot her name- were just gf and bf still!
@febreez4748
@febreez4748 2 жыл бұрын
@@starissometimesstruck I'm pretty sure they are married since he calls her "my wife" 👌
@Bananabelle09
@Bananabelle09 3 жыл бұрын
When life gives you lemons, squeeze the juice into a hair bowl with mayonnaise, mexican sour cream, and sunscreen 🙃
@galaxylovesmemesmlg504
@galaxylovesmemesmlg504 3 жыл бұрын
Sound like a plan 👍
@goldiloks08
@goldiloks08 2 жыл бұрын
You win this comment section.
@Bananabelle09
@Bananabelle09 2 жыл бұрын
@@goldiloks08 Im honored lmao 😂
@Vampyricc
@Vampyricc 3 жыл бұрын
Alternate title: *Brandon following a recipe that was run through google translate many times while also risking his life in the process*
@mf1992
@mf1992 3 жыл бұрын
Isn't that every google translate video?
@keirameko3703
@keirameko3703 3 жыл бұрын
At the part at 0:04 seconds right after he played the little rif the end game intro came on in the other room and it synced perfectly
@ItsYaBitxhBelle
@ItsYaBitxhBelle 3 жыл бұрын
Me: *looks away from my phone for 20 seconds* Me: *looks back* Brandon: *already has a pool in his kitchen wearing a Spanish suit*
@minq_gaming7929
@minq_gaming7929 3 жыл бұрын
Me: reading the captions like it's actually what brandon is saying Also Me: Shocked how fluent he is in spanish
@minq_gaming7929
@minq_gaming7929 3 жыл бұрын
The legend himself hearted my comment- This made my day :D
@mariezrozier8628
@mariezrozier8628 3 жыл бұрын
As a none Spanish speaker I was bit skeptical because of Gloria. I figured he must be more fluent then the subtitles.
@minq_gaming7929
@minq_gaming7929 3 жыл бұрын
@@mariezrozier8628 He doesn't edit the videos I think lmao
@_sch_eme_
@_sch_eme_ 3 жыл бұрын
"Marco.. .. *pollo!"* Okay that was one of the best on the spot spanglish jokes ive heard lmao i almost choked brandon you are too funny and too much everything i hope you dont actually get salmonella please bathe in bleach just kidding dont but do something please love you
@chrissmith6862
@chrissmith6862 3 жыл бұрын
You know now...when im in a pool qnd hear MARCO im gonna automatically say chicken
@_sch_eme_
@_sch_eme_ 3 жыл бұрын
@@chrissmith6862 omfg you made me think of a whole pool contaminated with salmonella ew lmao
@_sch_eme_
@_sch_eme_ 3 жыл бұрын
Wtf he hearted my comment im crying he read me omg i lovee youuu please dont get salmonella you have a new born brandon lmao
@chrissmith6862
@chrissmith6862 3 жыл бұрын
@@_sch_eme_ haha.. doesnt it make you feel special when brandon notices you...
@bibble7741
@bibble7741 3 жыл бұрын
Brandon no longer surprises me any more with his hilarious antics and messes but I must say, when that whole hot tub appeared with jets and everything my jaw dropped 😂
@-r4z0r-
@-r4z0r- 3 жыл бұрын
4:06 "HUAAAAAAAAH!-"
@carsona91
@carsona91 2 жыл бұрын
1:05 “or as I used to call it I AM STILL CURRENTLY WHITE” lol
@Sarateacu_cascaval
@Sarateacu_cascaval 3 жыл бұрын
Nobody's gonna talk how good Brandon looks in that outfit?
@casii681
@casii681 3 жыл бұрын
*pats self* Brandon: this outfit doesn’t have pockets The outfit: huh? I have pockets just look 😂
@casii681
@casii681 3 жыл бұрын
EEEK!! HE LIKED IM SO HAPPY
@certifiedcrackhead
@certifiedcrackhead 3 жыл бұрын
The intro is how I greet my parents after getting an A+
@ulilliareinhart3659
@ulilliareinhart3659 3 жыл бұрын
“My entire girlfriend is in Spanish as well” I am done😭😂😂😂
@Boogiewoodle
@Boogiewoodle 3 жыл бұрын
“Dad why did you and mom break up” Brandon: “There we’re E- Latte reasons”
@isla4160
@isla4160 3 жыл бұрын
Why would people dislike this he’s amazing 😂
@feverwhosthat7604
@feverwhosthat7604 3 жыл бұрын
Facccttsssss
@angeliquestarsmommy
@angeliquestarsmommy 3 жыл бұрын
People with ZERO sense of humor!!
@Chillita81
@Chillita81 3 жыл бұрын
chicken lovers? 😂
@rndmeditts2122
@rndmeditts2122 3 жыл бұрын
The vegan teacher?
@_murdocsleftpinkietoe
@_murdocsleftpinkietoe 3 жыл бұрын
Maybe they’re extremely easy to offend
@forg3261
@forg3261 3 жыл бұрын
You've become my comfort KZbinr, whether I'm anxious, sad, or just feeling a bit down, your videos always make me feel better
@libbybaldwin6455
@libbybaldwin6455 3 жыл бұрын
Same. He often fills the Jenna and cermet shaped hole in my heart.
@leahtheloserkid4782
@leahtheloserkid4782 2 жыл бұрын
Forg✨🐸
@wenttogetsummilk3874
@wenttogetsummilk3874 3 жыл бұрын
Can everyone appreciate the fact that he brought a hot tub and inflated it in his kitchen-
@jessicasmith9006
@jessicasmith9006 3 жыл бұрын
Looks like a birthing tub to me. Maybe Gloria had a home birth
@wenttogetsummilk3874
@wenttogetsummilk3874 3 жыл бұрын
@@jessicasmith9006 maybe- I wouldn’t know what one looks like so I’ll just take your word for it-
@KaiTheArtizt
@KaiTheArtizt 2 жыл бұрын
Brandon: “donde está la biblioteca” Technoblade fans: “hey I’ve seen this once before”
@applegamerproz1319
@applegamerproz1319 Жыл бұрын
4:52 we won’t hear from him Him: ehhh ehhh ehhh
@jolenemiller1
@jolenemiller1 3 жыл бұрын
Sitting in a packed ER waiting room waiting to be called back to be seen when Brandon says, "Don't worry your Boofed Chicken-Corn". And I crack up laughing. I don't even care that everyone is staring. Boofed chicken-corn? That is Dad-joke level comedy gold! Thanks for the laughter in a place that doesn't see much.
@cheddarcheese7957
@cheddarcheese7957 3 жыл бұрын
Who found him one day either on tiktok or youtube or something else but now hes apart of your daily routine and your obsessed
@AwesomeCat2012
@AwesomeCat2012 3 жыл бұрын
"Come here bowl" *walks after bowl as it floats away from him.* idk why, but this killed me. 🤣🤣🤣☠
@rosea7262
@rosea7262 2 жыл бұрын
OMG That killed me too
@tripsmith8591
@tripsmith8591 3 жыл бұрын
"In every case cheese is a good thing" Literally everyone ever in Wisconsin history
@colbyducarme4766
@colbyducarme4766 Жыл бұрын
11:31 just the way the chicken farted and Brandon's face LOL
@zachw28
@zachw28 3 жыл бұрын
Me: *sees thumbnail* Of course there's a kiddie pool in his kitchen
@macklinillustration
@macklinillustration 3 жыл бұрын
An adult kiddie pool, with added salmonella.
@daylaware557
@daylaware557 3 жыл бұрын
Me: “Hey Brandon, can you hold this for me?” Brandon: “Sorry my hands are slippery with salmonella.” ….wut🙃 Post edit: Brandon liked and highlighted my post😭🥰✨✨✨
@kaitlin6184
@kaitlin6184 3 жыл бұрын
When you edit your comment the heart goes away….sorry
@daylaware557
@daylaware557 3 жыл бұрын
@@kaitlin6184 oh well it was there while it lasted and it still made me happy so😂😊❤️
@tanyamudkavi7959
@tanyamudkavi7959 3 жыл бұрын
he's like a kid who wants to cook when his parents aren't home 😂
@heatherwilliams4073
@heatherwilliams4073 Жыл бұрын
That's why I'd never buy a glass top stove. Because hibachi that's why!!! 😂
@yadagunther
@yadagunther 3 жыл бұрын
1:46 who else wanted him to continue singing?
@shakinmahbacon9645
@shakinmahbacon9645 Жыл бұрын
I swear, this is the most multi-talented man I've ever seen. I wanma be like him when I grow up... More. I'm a 25 year old man. Jebus what am I doing with my life.... Good video by the way!
@sylvyrdrago1099
@sylvyrdrago1099 3 жыл бұрын
I can't begin to tell you how badly I needed this today. Now that everyone in the office thinks I'm insane for busting out laughing.... I shall return to work.
@linzkins9
@linzkins9 3 жыл бұрын
Someone needs to start a GoFundMe for Brandon’s cleaner
@LiciaYoung
@LiciaYoung 3 жыл бұрын
Lol, we should 🤣 she could do fun stuff with it
@Edge_Walker
@Edge_Walker 3 жыл бұрын
I CANNOT IMAGIEN WHAT THAT PERSON IS GOING TROUGH TBH. i have tought about it for so long- imagine having to clean a broken hot tub in the middle of kitchen with corn, chicken, mayo and butter residue everywhere. Also smoking microwawe and 2 disassembled fire alarms 😂😂😂
@LiciaYoung
@LiciaYoung 3 жыл бұрын
@@Edge_Walker she films a behind the scenes channel. Her name is Bridta. Her channels are dirtiest dooder
@acid_fruity3646
@acid_fruity3646 3 жыл бұрын
he's been here 8 years...and in those eight years has still been the most funny man I've ever seen
@SvrvhJvyne
@SvrvhJvyne 3 жыл бұрын
My gran died last Saturday, this is the first proper laugh I've had. Thank you.
@pinkmist7689
@pinkmist7689 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine bringing friends home going into your kitchen and seeing your dad doing this What would you even say at that point
@georgebull-mclean3333
@georgebull-mclean3333 3 жыл бұрын
You don't say anything to a chaos god. Just bow, and leave. Be thankful you still have all your fingers.
@permanentlytired
@permanentlytired 3 жыл бұрын
Let's admit it...we are all here for the cornography. There I said it!
@bimbxgyxl
@bimbxgyxl 3 жыл бұрын
Ironic how at this time, if i had school today, id be in spanish class.
@kneecool
@kneecool 3 жыл бұрын
him slowly chasing the bowl around the hot tub killed me!
@haleyhall9708
@haleyhall9708 3 жыл бұрын
11:01 killed me 😂😂😂✋🏻
@reelfeelz348
@reelfeelz348 2 жыл бұрын
Brandon: This outfit cost $1,000 Also Brandon 1 minute later: *Soaks in hot tub while wearing the costume*
@SherylandFam
@SherylandFam 3 жыл бұрын
I have been waiting for this hot tub video ever since I saw Bridta's tiktok! lol
@Sarah-pp3ww
@Sarah-pp3ww 3 жыл бұрын
Me too!
@LiciaYoung
@LiciaYoung 3 жыл бұрын
me three!!!
@KraftyKittenz
@KraftyKittenz 3 жыл бұрын
Me five! ... I guess...
@Lucia-xl1jp
@Lucia-xl1jp 3 жыл бұрын
As a Spanish person I was literally dying with the Spanish translations & the novela😭😂😂 not gonna lie, you don’t have bad pronunciation! Bilingual Brandon came into scene lmfao
@laureleivaupel407
@laureleivaupel407 3 жыл бұрын
I didn't catch his response to 'donde está la biblioteca'... Would you mind translating?
@Lucia-xl1jp
@Lucia-xl1jp 3 жыл бұрын
@@laureleivaupel407 I think he said “como ayudes a mi perro”, which should be “como ayudarías/ ayudarás / ayudo / ayudar a mi perro”. There are a lot of options lol. But it means “how would you/ will you/ will I / to help my dog”.
@theghostking7979
@theghostking7979 3 жыл бұрын
Brandon: boiling chicken in a hot tube Brandon’s neighbors: what in the world is he doin over there???
@WWEKANE-xv7lr
@WWEKANE-xv7lr 2 жыл бұрын
12:09 that how I call it the Brandon Farris meeting
@WhatsMyFandom
@WhatsMyFandom 2 жыл бұрын
I saw the thumbnail and wasn't surprised. I am by your outfit though lol 5:25 Ya had to do it to em!
@michaelamckenzie4284
@michaelamckenzie4284 3 жыл бұрын
I absolutely love the Animal Crossing music in the background. The most calming music with the most outrageous man in one video 🙌🏻 I support it
@cloudy.ghost_4032
@cloudy.ghost_4032 3 жыл бұрын
You are literally the most funniest person ever😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@7hamp261
@7hamp261 3 жыл бұрын
The vegan teacher has been calling people out. He might be next😆
@sweetscheme
@sweetscheme 3 жыл бұрын
The hot tub stream that we never asked for. But we all still appreciate at you.
@DrMM-do4wr
@DrMM-do4wr 3 жыл бұрын
brandon: this is a family channel. also brandon: *CORNHUB*
@LiciaYoung
@LiciaYoung 3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@julienbergeron5263
@julienbergeron5263 3 жыл бұрын
1. I love you videos 2. What I'd give to be the FBI agent in charge of surveillance of Brandon 3. There's no way Brandon will ever be able to sell his apartment to anyone after all the shit he's done in it XD
@wolfform
@wolfform 3 жыл бұрын
Alternate title : Google translate teaches Brandon to speak Spanish
@Larigirl20
@Larigirl20 3 жыл бұрын
As a Mexican I fully support this video and will confirm I laughed the whole time 😂😂😂😂😂 Love youuuu and your girl 😍
@sometimespuppetshowsaresad
@sometimespuppetshowsaresad 2 жыл бұрын
the “dÓnDe eStÁ La biBLiOteCa” KILLED me omw
@lynnh9808
@lynnh9808 2 жыл бұрын
Seriously appreciate and love your videos. I'm struggling with depression and you seem to make me laugh every time. Congratulations to you and Gloria for bringing that bouncing baby boy into this world.
@starissometimesstruck
@starissometimesstruck 2 жыл бұрын
Hey u and my mom have the same name!! :)
@lynnh9808
@lynnh9808 2 жыл бұрын
@@starissometimesstruck thats super cool!
@starissometimesstruck
@starissometimesstruck 2 жыл бұрын
@@lynnh9808 my mom passed from covid about a week ago and ur reply made me think about her
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