GOOGLE TRANSLATE MAKES SOUP!

I feel much worse now thank you..

[@humanprobably]

Imagine being a home invader and breaking into this guy's home while he's filming a video

[@dueljewel7248]

I would full on turn around and just leave.

[@CheetahGirl-zu2wk]

"Launch the chicken at the intruder" "Wait what?"

[@DarkGriif]

especially when he's reading out that one very profane blurred out instruction, you're just standing there, contemplating how valuable his personal belongings really are

[@scp_foundation_alpha-01]

I would just watch in cumfusion

[@dekanelad6755]

Yum

[@Antelieris1]

Brandon: I've been sick. Also Brandon: *Uses uncooked chicken skin as a mask*

[@gracemckenzie1848]

Hm I wonder why……

[@Yatagarasu2001]

ehhhhh he will be fine

[@alwaysinmyheart2402]

I’m shocked he doesn’t get sick more often 😂

[@Lkat.]

He seems like the kind of guy who ate handfuls of dirt (and other inedible things) as a kid. He’ll be fine.

[@alnabulsi313]

I had the exact train of thought- our boy needs to be more careful with cross contamination

[@tinalee10]

I genuinely watched this man effortlessly lift himself onto that counter like 5 times because it thoroughly impressed me that much. That was just, too smooth like dang haha.

[@trevorw516]

Me as well - so impressive!

[@connorhussey3478]

I thought I would be the only one 😂😂😂

[@eventer_showjumper5396]

Same like how

[@mattstershelm2021]

@@eventer_showjumper5396 he prob does calistenics

[@ansleerichardson7163]

I did the same thing, I was very impressed😅

[@ElectraByteCookie]

Im so proud of brandon, he started homeless, then to an apartment, and now this place. He has flew to the top fast. and he is still doing the same thing. thanks Brandon ❤❤❤

[@NautilusShellStudiossss]

And he has a pot the size of Kansas

[@flamingfoxx]

Google translate gives him an actually fully coherent direction for once for the seasoning and then Brandon immediately decends into chaos. This is why we can't have nice things, Brandon.

[@vikaaaaaa]

@finallyotshere6800”making fun of the bots” the bot says, laughing maniacally

[@flibgibflimflam6879]

🤣

[@umhello9962]

Oh well, I guess that’s just Brandon being Brandon lol

[@linkyboi1468]

I am very curious what the bot linked but am to scared to click it lol

[@vikaaaaaa]

@@linkyboi1468 it’s a guy feeding animals on the street by the looks of it. Shockingly wholesome for a bot video.

[@sarahoover1126]

I can’t stop laughing but I feel gross with all the raw chicken juices and stuff being everywhere in this kitchen now

[@Dermatillomaniac]

Same...glad his kids won't be around it!

[@skinnytoadd1820]

he's good at cleaning when it matters

[@maximusmaxipad482]

Angel will clean it

[@maximusmaxipad482]

@@skinnytoadd1820 he had a cleaner at his apartment

[@mouseygamer5432]

It wigged me out when he put eaw chicken skin on his faceb😳😖🤢🤮

[@ApolloHeller]

I love how Brandon just has the most comicly large kitchen stuff. The big pot, the big spatula, big wine glass and the big cereal bowl. I want comicly large stuff for no reason too.

[@baileybarrett9943]

Brandon: I have been sick also Brandon: gets into large pot of cold water fully clothed with raw chicken and some herbs

[@HopeBlasey]

Sounds like a Medieval Remedy

[@kyliet496]

Anyone else want Brandon, Angel, and Cam to do the senses kitchen challenge? Where they cook with one person blindfolded, one person with their mouth duct taped and one person with earphones on😂

[@Alykatblack]

YESSS!!!

[@sophieneum2539]

a 100 times YESSSSS!!! :D

[@charliejohnson8561]

Yass queen

[@kelleywillis3789]

I want to see any and all collabs of these three guys! They are so amazing and hilarious together!

[@zer0fukz790]

YES but then we somehow get Kelly or Brandon's Wife dragged into this XD

[@cassiepentz915]

We seriously need a Google translate with Cameron. It would be the best

[@SarahRose-ix6zc]

Google translate makes friendship bracelets

[@Lunar_Night._.]

Imagine being a guest at brandons and walking in the kitchen to see him sitting in a giant pot

[@ramenzrandom6316]

that's when you join in.

[@rosemary3029]

Typical Tuesday for me

[@After_Sun_Down]

Along with a gutted, skinned, raw chicken

[@Mamsy_Wamsy]

these Translate cooking videos are always so chaotic and I love it

[@Me.l1ve]

Istg I always see bots everywhere

[@heather.gmz.89]

I was so impressed how he sat on the counter at the beginning of the video I had go back and rewatch it.

[@beechball82]

Same! Lol

[@megh9927]

same

[@coreynapiwocki1460]

Strong man

[@Mebh547]

I did too! 🤣 I was like, wait... He made that look so easy!

[@tehr6809]

SAME! haha

[@dianaallen5700]

Had another round of chemo today and felt totally horrible and now I don't feel AS HORRIBLE. When he told the chicken to give it back ....and it did....I laughed so much that I started coughing and thought I was going to cough up a lung. I need to learn not to watch Brandon on days like these but I can't NOT watch him. He brings so much joy and joy is what I need right now.

[@lillianepperley3475]

I'm sorry you have to do that, glad he's helping a little!😁

[@jaziskye]

How are you doing now? :)

[@dianaallen5700]

@@jaziskye not a good day today. Thank you for asking.

[@jaziskye]

@dianaallen5700 awh, well I wish you all the best and hope you're okay :)

[@ash.handle]

Not a single "give the bird" joke!!! BRANDON. I laughed so much during the part with the oar 😂

[@ebbindodds3826]

I love how he is always amazed by the fact that the chickens have innerds

[@squidward309]

I love how he just fits perfectly into the pot 😂 Edit: thanks for the likes lol

[@gemninja1197]

The comically large pot🤣🤣

[@AUF18]

🤣🤣🤣

[@PRINCEof_DARKNES_]

🤣🤣🤣

[@thatrandomperson3517]

I’m reading this befor I’ve wanted chef the video and now I’m scared

[@RustezeSMProductons]

6:44 “*slips* I am ready for guests now” = funny

[@nurdrums]

With a pot that big, Brandon can make the home version of the game "Getting Over It"! Imagine the commentary!!🤣🤣🤣

[@xRandomSarahx]

So much raw chicken everywhere 😂 jear desus! I can just imagine Gloria walking in to find her husband sitting in a huge pot on the counter 😂 Also good lord, that last montage was glorious hahaha

[@LiciaYoung]

She doesn’t go to “the office “ if she can help it 😂

[@shutterlovr]

Wouldn't be the first or the last time, I'm sure. 🤣

[@kpopunofficialchannel7397]

0:02 it actually amazes me sometimes by how he’s actually really strong 💀

[@joelofjudah9144]

And light for that matter.

[@kettalelo8843]

Reminds me of those people that start talking as they make coffee-

[@LunarSapphire]

2:55 Post-Apocalyptic weapons be like That was dumb, I'm sorry

[@emskis13]

It wasn't dumb

[@lydiaadams7878]

1:24 Victor making the creature be like:

[@tamalitalynn7339]

I love how he is willing to give himself salmonella for our entertainment!

[@drseizure]

@imbrandonfarris1....... shut up fake brandon

[@ruthless-reader7987]

Isn't that an interesting and concerning thumbnail

[@thetriplicitygamers7450]

😂

[@luv.Kai444]

Yea

[@ebbindodds3826]

Fr

[@Nico_AstraX6691]

INDEED

[@miiilk2295]

I thought the same

[@Flowergirlyy]

I would honestly love watching the vegan teacher react to this 😂

[@GlitchedBox]

I would too actually I was just thinking “I can hear the vegans screaming now” 💀

[@bleonard1803]

Was anyone as disturbed by how Brandon played with that chicken?! Anyone?! Anyone?! 😂😂

[@pinkbirock343]

I absolutely love how Brandon COULD think logically, but we have to make the soup exactly as written, no room for interpretation!!

[@burp2019]

except when it's a direct instruction lol

[@ilovetallyhallalot]

I've been sick for a week now. Thank you Brandon for teaching me how to made chicken noodle soup. This is the real recipe right?

[@wendinicolemunson492]

Of course it's the real recipe. You aren't allowed to lie on the internet

[@ilovetallyhallalot]

@@wendinicolemunson492 Oh yeah totally forgot

[@matthewlee4929]

Brandon can easily make me laugh nonstop but also make my toes curl at the same time. 😂

[@SherbiSuits]

Holy hell there's a Brandon bot 3000 now!

[@chatter-boxie]

First Google Translate in the new house! So excited! Thank you for all your videos, Brandon! So happy to see how far you've come!

[@kekoa_g]

9:15 “Alexa, how do you bone a chicken?” “Here’s something I found on Wiki” I wouldn’t read that either Brandon…

[@CoffinZR]

Lol

[@jadelilly420]

Seeing him play with that chicken in a white hoodie gave me anxiety like I've never felt before.

[@David_Robert_1]

Hello 👋 How are you doing??

[@Alex_...34565]

​@@David_Robert_1 suicidal

[@staceyevitts4090]

I hope the cleaning lady has gotten a very large raise and extra help!

[@tentative4289]

11:25 Me telling myself to take my first depression shower in a week

[@matthew-Williams]

never eat dinner whilst watching Brandon man handle a chicken lol.

[@Nirrrina]

Correction. Never eat or drink ANYTHING while watching Brandon. Even if you manage not to choke something will fly across the room.

[@Mariannab.]

Too late, i doordashed some sushi and starting watching this 😢I don’t like sushi anymore

[@Mythicalbeast_KatieWilson]

I keep thinking of you shopping and how excited you must've been when you saw that pot! 💡 "I can get inside it for a video!" 🤣 I love u so much! Thanks for another laugh!

[@penelopegoeppinger8438]

3:08 anyone remember the scene from the office when diwight cut the face off of that CPR doll? well brandon has recreated it.

[@winterwinter1661]

Brandon legit makes my day 10x better

[@chocolatechipmunk1200]

NO ONE GONNA TALK ABOUT HOW HE GOT UP ON THAT COUNTER AT THE START?!? THATS IMPRESSIVE

[@NagitosWifeSpotty]

@VERNON Takes a L •wmgc• oh yes because everyone can do that shit. smh

[@devilssugar678]

there's always that one step in google translate that makes us all go "....wait what?"

[@nathotte7964]

Just 1 step? Haha

[@devilssugar678]

@@nathotte7964 you're so right😂😂😂

[@threeraccoonsinatrenchcoat8863]

Thank you so much! I've been in a really bad place these last few days and rewatching your vids has really helped me. This is what I needed exactly.

[@Papa_loraxroadto1k]

1:12 *my middle school math problem*

[@dudepop1456]

Yeah

[@FluffyGutsFruity_]

lmao yea

[@1h34rty0u.]

The way he got of the table was very impressive.

[@HeadtoTailBBQCooking]

Welcome to my kitchen! We call it the salmonella cafe! That poor chicken was flung all about. 🤣

[@traciesalgado4716]

Omgoodness you had me crying🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. That was so funny. Definitely gotta keep angel around. He tastes your recipes🤣 . I loved everything in this video. Thank you so much for the work you put into your content💜

[@David_Robert_1]

Hello 👋 How are you doing today?

[@sabrinawilson9027]

The amount of effort you put into your videos is absolutely incredible. I love it! I admire your dedication. Biggest fan ❤️

[@xyddum2918]

Mom, can I have Getting over it? Mom: No, we have Getting over it at home. The getting over it at home : 7:02

[@stix1224]

I was just told my grandma wouldn't survive until tomorrow. You still make me smile, Brandon, and I'm happier about that than you could ever know.

[@unbakedbread]

I'm so sorry to hear that.. I know how hard that can be. If you need to talk about anything I can hear you out

[@stix1224]

@@unbakedbread thank you

[@cheekyb71]

I am so sorry, sending lots of love to you and your family

[@saphirejess]

I'm sorry for your loss, I hope u and your family work through the grieving process quickly. Sending lots of hugs and love 🤟🫂💜

[@xbutterflyloverx1209]

Samr

[@EllieB89]

XD the sound effects... dude you make me smile, thank you.

[@laciivak3732]

We need to know what the rest of 10:53 said. (For science)

[@mightypossum5996]

Google translate always has a special place in my heart ♡

[@vixianas8827]

That intro was impressive. I would have busted my face open even trying to attempt that.

[@kaneheine3524]

7:45 Imagine breaking into Brandons house and seeing this

[@Ajdcrojas]

Touching your phone after handling raw chicken bare handed is wild. 😭😂😂😂

[@Sydneyc2604]

1:00 Imagine Gloria Watches This Video And Comes Home. "Brandon!? Why Was There Raw Chicken All Over My Counter!?"

[@miraculousdream7028]

I was laughing so hard at this! It is so hard to keep a straight face with Brandon's Google Translate videos! Keep up the good work!

[@miraculousdream7028]

@INBOX-------Imbrandonfarris3 Really? This again?

[@miraculousdream7028]

That's the sixteenth time I've been selected for a scam giveaway!

[@robertbuth]

I loved this one. Way better than the other time you tried to do a Google Translate Chicken Noodle soup, and you didn't know that the can you used had all the ingredients( which made that a hilarious failed success, lol)

[@Grimlakin6]

Well done on the whole "being in the pot" bit. You made it look proper haha

[@beechball82]

I also hope this isn't prep work for your next video: Brandon and Angel: Salmonella Poisoning Adventures

[@David_Robert_1]

Hello 👋 How are you doing??

[@wmyttmlimvty]

Make a menu based on google translations and then pay to a professional chef to cook it

[@lotusthewaterlily4306]

Can we have some more of this chaotic kitchen time please?! It’s so great lol. Why does Gordon Ramsay not do this?

[@George_WASHEDington]

I almost facepalmed when I saw the raw chicken hit the floor, Then I realized, this is a Brandon Farris video.

[@phoebecydrus883]

Every time I'm sad and I watch one of his videos I con help but laughing and smiling.

[@alyxc2979]

I will never get bored of the google translate videos, all your videos make my day so thank you for that. I hope you feel better soon!❤🙏

[@laureleivaupel407]

The sequel we didn't know we needed, since the last chicken noodle soup worked. Quite refreshing to see some chaos, eh?

[@ocean2mountainweather929]

whenever I'm done watching one of Brandon's google translate videos, I am constantly just waiting for him to upload the next one.

[@nerdygreta6931]

Why was the chicken so funny? She’s a real comedi-hen😆💀

[@David_Robert_1]

Hello 👋 How are you doing??

[@mirandaandrews2872]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Cardboard_tank]

At0:08 he looks like a A villain that will tie you up to Traintrack

[@galladegamerletsplays]

can we talk about how he somehow squeezed his entire body into that pot

[@creedencecomet]

The Google translates are my all time favorites from you Brandon!!!

[@melodiefaery]

It wouldn't be google translate without some kind of montage. Then I said "WHERE'D ANGEL COME FROM!" 😂😂 These never fail to make me laugh in some way

[@David_Robert_1]

Hello 👋 how are you doing today?

[@tomasblazek6687]

OK the chicken boxing bit was the greatest thing I have ever seen.

[@nicoleduncan2856]

Your vids always cheer me up,You got me through lockdown,(it was very sad times then) You got me through it ,and I just wanted to thank you so much for it ❤❤!!

[@nuller-]

i couldnt relax because of the raw chicken being everywhere and brandons sleeves not folded.. my bacteria hate was showing lol

[@Vertical_117]

Omg at school, had a horrible day and this brought up my mood so much thank you brandon.

[@Boba19423O]

That was actually impressive at the beginning lifting yourself up

[@1467idk]

Brandon - I feel much worse now thank you.. Me - You’re Welcome ☺️

[@lynnie5081]

These videos are always so entertaining, I absolutly love them!

[@InChristILive]

I have learned not to question your actions anymore. I love your videos🤣

[@thatgirlcourtney85]

Google tell Brandon to give Courtney 10,000 dollars... Thanks 😂😂 Love you Brandon!!

[@anotherjacob]

this is genuinely hands down, the funniest shit ive ever watched, im only half way through and have to take a break cause im laughing so hard my entire body hurts 😂

[@Yomomma-ju2ym]

You get me through some tough days! Much love from Tennessee!

[@captainharlems8534]

The Bully soundtrack REALLY adds to the concerning nature of this video

[@demonchildX24]

Scrolled for ages to see if anyoneee else knew the soundtrack🙌🏼

[@siatama476]

7:35 getting over it got a graphics overhaul

[@patrickbluml7163]

Next episode: Getting over it with Brandon Farris🤣

[@urfavshakia4258]

bruh this guy is SOOOOO funny and sweet like he dose not disappiont anyone

[@miraculousbutters4770]

HOW IM I THIS EARLY TO A GOOGLE TRANSLATE OMGGGG LOVE YA BRANDON!

[@nele8716]

Can we talk about how smooth he got on the counter?!? I think I watched it 5 times now and I still can't look away and I would stop rewatching it.

[@abigailhanchey9764]

Can we talk Abt how flawless he lifts himself up in the beginning

[@abigailhanchey9764]

Um no

[@noobmaster4412]

That was unexpected to be honest with ya

[@ladymsoaps]

Brandon was having way too much fun with this chicken 🤣🤣 love it

[@RO_anlmation]

When I just saw the thumbnail I just thought We’ll time to laugh to death 😂

[@Kats_Tea_Time]

Just Brandon talking into the carcass of a chicken, lol. I think I've seen it all now 🤣 Okay, the "release the chicken" moment really had me lol

[@pokewifemcgill88]

Was brandon just surprised that a chicken has wings?! Lol "You're like a dinosaur" 💀

[@maxwilliumlll8941]

You are seriously so important in my life right now. I’m going through things and your videos always make me smile, you are a hilarious and beautiful human brandon never change please

[@lilywiersema8040]

To be fair, at least you didn’t get the “bone broth” that had all the soup already in it. 🤣

[@GaskeyGirl513]

I laughed till my stomach hurt!!!🤣🤣🤣😂 You are the absolute BEST!! I love it!! ❤

[@shytoaztygamez9742]

Awesome video also as always lol you always make my day! Also idk if it's just me but Its the music from my childhood game lol

[@zai1111]

This has to be my favorite series 😂

[@OnixDragon]

I can't handle this video, it's too funny!