I Made Thanksgiving Dinner In The Dishwasher...And My Family Had No Idea!

Shut up it works..

[@_Narii_]

I think brandon has completely lost his mind now

[@Danielxoxo]

When did he not loose his mind

[@Danielxoxo]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@chargedasy]

I can live with that 😂

[@squiishybones]

He’s gotta have one to lose it😂😂 he’s been a dad for years… his mind ditched him long time ago😂

[@Dragonsbyace]

His mind left the day this channel started

[@CapOb314]

There's no such thing as a normal Thanksgiving on this channel. And it's fantastic.

[@Isagiilover]

i think hes sleeping on the couch

[@Sirdeathvids]

Brandon's videos haven't been normal since I started watching his Google Translate videos, and that's why they are great

[@maryhill3021]

thanksgiving is never normal not even in my house trust me its crazy!

[@RousseauSade]

@@Isagiilover Nah he owns the house.

[@rebelcountygaming45]

Man I haven't laughed this hard in awhile 😂😂

[@kasocool2812]

The FDA and Poison control must just have a dedicated employee who watches Brandon's videos. 1. To send him help and 2. So they know what to put on future safety labeling

[@The-fleet-leader]

Ya .......... It three employees 😅😅

[@Xboxer600]

​@The-fleet-leader I found out they had 7 employees work overtime so now it is 10

[@xtigerxgames]

Soon he's gonna have to legally put a disclosure at the beginning of his videos

[@tennesseefranks6554]

“DO NOT COOK IN DISHWASHER”

[@foxtrotstudios2958]

Brandon is the reason why shampoo bottles have instructions 😂

[@Little_fish_guy]

He has a full, working, clean (probably not) counter and yet he works with a tiny table on the floor and a toilet seat 😂😂

[@lauritsboel2036]

I mean this is a guy who went from living in his car to almost a mansion. He stays humble

[@The_Real_Misty]

Lol (here before this blows up 💣)

[@EXO-BUG]

That’s Brandon Farris for you

[@Lee.R.Morelli.]

Lmao

[@AJ-ql6dz]

Standing cutting board**

[@AriyahIOrton]

Brandon never stops surprising us... Or making us laugh and that's something we love the most about him😂

[@tildejohansson7979]

True!!!!😅😅

[@ElChris816]

Brandon has been exposed to salmonella so many times, he's become impervious to it.

[@melissahicks834]

OMG!!!! Jameson is getting so big!!! And he's blowing kisses! And he's talking, in that adorable little baby talk! 😭 He's so stinkin adorable, I can't handle it!! ❤❤❤ Way to go Gloria, for saving the day with Olive Garden! 🎉

[@The_strawberryqueen]

As someone who takes cooking and health very seriously but also find these videos hilarious I don’t know how to feel when I see Brandon ray his dishes 😭🙏🏽

[@SnoodleDoot]

Hearing Jameson say 'eat' makes me so happy. He is doing so well! Wonderful boy with wonderful parents. 😊

[@VCVerse]

I came to comment on that, like omg Jameson said eat!!!!!

[@dafterpunk6008]

And the all done!! ❤😊

[@lillyreif281]

This man makes my day ten times better

[@shauryamahajan2292]

brandon you have come so far from living in a car(i think) to legit having such a great audience. i hope you continue making such great videos and grow alot❤

[@idkanymore8881]

As someone who's very invested in him and his channel, yes, you got it right, he was living in a car, then an apartment, then a house. And we have supported him the entire way ❤

[@trevdoesthat]

I like to imagine Brandon is living at the psych ward, and allowed to make videos. Every video seems more and more supportive of this thought.

[@Aleassa855]

Haha... Brandon lore...

[@PumpyBoBo]

guys... he's not crazy... his oven is broken...

[@1yamiBakura]

For a second I was terrified of the thought of Brandon cooking with plastic wrap but then I remembered he’s “cooking” with the dishwasher and there’s no way it’s going to actually get hot enough to melt the plastic

[@sweetea742]

Plastic wrap can withstand pretty high temperatures if i remember correctly

[@hannalambert2889]

I have had plastic cup lids begin melting in the dishwasher before, but they fell to the bottom on the heating element.

[@msgrl4254]

​@@hannalambert2889not good at all

[@pumpkinpatch7841]

Actually my mom keeps putting EVERYTHING that needs to be cleaned in the dishwasher uncaring of the labels and let me tell you, plastic can definitely melt inside.

[@Itz_r0nnie]

I'm sure Britta has a fun time every day she goes to your house 😅

[@lillianepperley3475]

Gloria?

[@rhondawebb8333]

​@@lillianepperley3475Britda is his cleaning lady.

[@leahw1189]

Prayers for Britta. (Spelling?)😂

[@lillianepperley3475]

@@rhondawebb8333 Ohh okay sorry I was confused loll

[@kendylsaylors1568]

LMAO oh poor Gloria 🤣. Brandon as always you crack me up 😂

[@rhondawebb8333]

She had the trash can all ready 😂

[@TicciFlower]

I love Brandon, he's so funny for no reason

[@hteets511]

Mariaa Gloria: I ALSO made dinner Brandon: OH THANK GOD! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@GeodPony]

2:07 "Intrusive thoughts are winning." Nah dude, you're literally the embodiment of Intrusive Thoughts 😂

[@justlike1olivia]

glorias reaction to you asking "remember when you asked when was the last time i made you dinner" plsss i always love her reactions to whatever you do

[@the-nobody-boy]

I love this guy’s vids he just goes so over the top with everything.

[@rachelh1720]

I just pity his poor housekeeper who has to clean up after him

[@LiciaYoung]

Sorrygratulations to your wife 😂 I love her laugh!

[@lfrost3240]

Thanks Brandon! My oven is also broken, so I was looking for in-house alternatives. Thanksgiving is saved!

[@angeldepriest2269]

Chair: see you later Brandon: no you'll see me now What a call back 😂

[@mirandawyatt77]

“Can you cook a turkey with a massage?” -a sentence never before said in human history

[@Jbcraw1212]

Vegan teacher bout to have a field day

[@rookbird78]

I love this. It was nice to see the Gabby’s and Ben. And Brandon’s human family is so adorable.

[@vqtsx]

how does he come up with these video ideas.. does he just wake up one day like "im gonna make thanksgiving in the dishwasher this year!"

[@katiekat1398]

Yes. I firmly believe this is the case. He is chaos embodied and I am here for it 😂

[@vqtsx]

@@katiekat1398 next he's gonna make christmas dinner only using a toaster

[@jesss9018]

3:41 😂😂😂 omfg. I cannot get enough of you. Seriously, binge watch older videos on the daily until you upload a new one. Never fails to make me laugh until I have tears running down both my cheeks AND my legs sometimes 😅

[@Moto_bun]

"I would lead with," "You know what a dish washer is right?" -famous last words of imbrandonfarris

[@cozi6587]

WHY IS HE SO FUNNY 😂 💀💀💀. How do I achieve this level of humor 🥲🤣🤣

[@2Banticheat]

This is one of the very few channels that make genuinely funny content with their families that I know of

[@ItzBrittKneeBish]

He's just all of our intrusive thoughts 😂

[@LNA-kun]

Ladies, get you a man who can cook! ...in a kitchen with kitchen utilities and utensils and he can follow regular instructions properly from a recipe, i didnt think we needed to specify but this video has proven me wrong😂😂😂

[@LovelyPumpkin4]

Not gay enough change the pronoun label thing

[@ITSIRIUSSSSSSSS]

Brandon : intrusive thoughts are winning in my life , recently Me: recently?! Brandon they’ve always been winning my guy , your whole life they’ve been winning

[@darthkermese]

Brandon is a madman

[@izzy8684]

I think this is the first time in history “kneeling in liquid turkey” has ever been said

[@itskermitto]

I think Brandon needs to go to a financial advisor

[@destinydm7706]

Jameson saying eat was sooo cute!!! 🥰

[@staceymounce2502]

That’s the first time I’ve heard Jameson say a real word! It’s great to know speech therapy is working out.

[@BubblesThefloof-jw7zz]

He really took “instructions unclear. Made dinner in dishwasher” to another level 💀

[@omegamaximus8632]

Dishwasher Dinner You are amazing bro ... When you put the ham in the dryer I lost it 🤣.. I think I broke a rib 🤣

[@Wevuhwdfhuwdhufoefohgu]

*She cooks lasagna in the dishwasher!*

[@tired2961]

Can I just say that Brandon and his wives relationship is adorable?

[@Sam..0_0]

Brandon is the only creator who remembers Thanksgiving

[@Ashe30]

Imbrandonfarris puts so much effort into his every video‼️

[@idkanymore8881]

I feel like Brandon is just the epitome of the elmo in fire meme at this point lol ❤

[@kurootetsuro3037]

Brandon is the reason recipes need to specify the appliances

[@yahuwehismylord]

Your videos make my day 100x times better

[@LJDMUSIX]

Hi Brandon!!! I love your videos, you make me feel a little less weird so thank you!❤

[@CYB3R14]

I only had to read the title and I'm already questioning everything.

[@angelpotts4274]

“Just gonna kneel here in the liquid turkey…” Me, too, man. Me, too. 🤣🤣 Hope you’re having a good day! ❤️❤️

[@katiekat1398]

When I saw the caption I said "no you didn't, Brandon." Out loud. Alone. I've been watching for 3 years and he still cracks me tf up 😂 also, Jameson is so big!!! ❤❤

[@LRNLoweRacingNetwork]

Yummy! Turkey with a slight hint of porcelain and dawn powerwash.

[@maisieloyalty3]

His videos just make everything better

[@liv7840]

the fact that google translate isnt even telling him to do this, he's doing this on his own. He's officially lost it

[@WisteriaPetalss]

Literally been so ill today, really happy to see an upload 😭

[@pro_myth_eus6897]

Brandon is the definition of letting intrusive thoughts win. Not even fighting them one bit.

[@Sky-tt2lx]

You know Brandon i'm glad you post videos like this. My family is fighting with each other right now, so we aren't having thanksgiving. We actually might not even have Christmas, so thanks to you i get to enjoy watching you goof off. It brings a smile to my face, when times are dark. So Happy thanksgiving to all of those out there that can't celebrate .

[@JpillinBeKillin]

I can't imagine what he's like out in public

[@YTMythicsnek]

A menice

[@GrumpyTy34er]

I would have recommended foil and not plastic wrap. Foil is what you use for dishwasher salmon. Also botanically olives are a fruit, culinarily they are a vegetable, and baking wise it is not the same a vegetable/canola oil.

[@Brookie2611]

I can’t even explain how hard this made me laugh

[@nodoubleno7520]

My new recipe... cook for 20 hours in the dish washer :)

[@essten9584]

For 4 years now my children and I gather round the ol KZbin and watch Brandon make traditional Thanksgiving dinners. Thanks for countless memories Brandon, my kids hate me less because of you.

[@traciesalgado4716]

Brandon😂 I was like 😳 not the dryer but you did it anyway 😂😂😂.. this was so funny. Glad MG didn’t take a test taste this time though.

[@TracyMclaughlin-je6of]

Was hoping for another thanksgiving “cooking” episode 😂🤣

[@MrChad-zc9bv]

I would love to see Brandon actually make edible dinner one of these times

[@dragonicender6599]

I always love the commitment to each bit in these vids

[@tasha4052]

I laughed so hard at this. I've missed these videos lol. I'm so glad they loved it 😉🤣

[@taracozelino8275]

I honestly think Brandon is a genius lol. I would have never thought of cooking anything in the dishwasher.

[@helloandwelcometosomething]

I feel bad for Brandon’s family 😂😂😂

[@AUF18]

Omg love your videos so much 😭💜

[@bleonard1803]

Butt party supplies 😂😂 I’m going to start calling it that from now on!

[@rhondawebb8333]

I can taste the salmonella from here. 😂 I'm oddly impressed and scared about that cake. 😂

[@jim_blob]

i love brandon hes so funny

[@BubblyBatz]

Did Jameson just say eat?! Awww I think that's the first word I've ever heard him say!!!! So cute!!!!💜

[@hannahcameron4463]

YESS IVE BEEN WAITING FOR ANOTHER ONE OF THESE

[@KyojuroTheFlameHashira]

Every Irish Father On Thanksgiving:

[@timothymiller6426]

Is there gonna be a playlist for this too? I hope so

[@SilverRavin-19sr]

“We’re gonna Sauron wrap this ham. Lord of the Rings thing.” I love those movies so much!!

[@shiny_girl_loves_dragons1022]

The Turkey Brandon cooked if he saw this video: "I didn't die for this" Your videos are always comedically chaotic. Bless your wife's heart for dealing with your antics

[@kathrynhenesy8090]

Oooh thank you for the tutorial now I’m gunna make this for dinner

[@boobop-]

should i admit that this man is my childhood??

[@theremittanceman]

You know Brandon’s entire KZbin channel it’s just a fever dream and I’m here for it

[@Firehawk3672]

the ham in the dryer absolutely killed me, i could not stop laughing for the longest time, and as soon as i managed to control myself, he cuts back to the dryer

[@An.Unusual.Person298]

When I was watching this, I was so ready and excited to wash my laundry, for it was all wrapped up in a towel. Only to realize my brother washed another load of laundry.. I almost cried.

[@Masterb8n]

We need more "cooking" videos!

[@MqlI0ry]

Love your content Brandon! I just ordered some merch and I am so excited for it to arrive ❤❤

[@multi.hope1]

I did not expect you to have a full horse I love it

[@whatsinlife]

I haven't even watched but brandon this is nasty already 😭

[@The.mango.memer.]

I liked my own comment🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@__Cory__]

I was literally crying, and this video made my day ❤

[@paladin4ECH]

I swear 😭 y'all such a good fam

[@leah_12]

Next video :making a whole thanksgiving dinner with toothpaste

[@ajmalrehmat]

Flies and ants and whatever must have a buffet/feast every time Brandon cooks or makes a video about food

[@justabean9393]

this entire channel is just a guy giving in to his intrusive thoughts ... and i love it

[@user-li9ji5yy4y]

One day I see him having to explain to a doctor at the hospital why he was doing something for the Internet and got hurt or stuck in or on something 😂

[@BookObsession2024]

Every time you post you make my day thank you Brandon for putting a smile on my face even though the darkest times in my life ❤

[@LeosFanGirl]

I love when the holidays come around and you think of a new way to cook a while meal 😂

[@LeSh4rk]

HE HAS CHICKENS. HE DOESNT NEED TO BUY EGGS. Always delivering laughs 😂 thank you!

[@Arianna-cj6bu]

Brandon has literally saved me in so many ways, he has brought my smile back, he saved me from doing bad things, and he brought my younger self back. Keep doing what you're doing Brandon bc I know there are others out there that are just like me that you can help keep them going ❤😁