COMPLETE CHRISTMAS DINNER IN AN EASY BAKE OVEN!

Watch me slowly lose my mind for 9 hours..

[@KaylaSmith-jf6lo]

"We...?" "WE'RE MARRIED!!" I love their relationship so much

[@ironhide5611]

Are they married?

[@crazylady5702]

@@ironhide5611 No they're just dating (as of right now anyways but who knows if they will!)

[@fawnthomas2593]

Maybe one day!!! HOPEFULLY!!!

[@avawilson8972]

10 minutes later.... DIVORCE!! no.!

[@kaylincorsi3966]

Me to

[@Tomazack]

Appreciate the commitment. Really not convinced about the "easy" part of this oven though.

[@mamaslist5682]

You and every 8 year old girl lol

[@ame4695]

Ikr 😂😂😂

[@aneissabuchanan955]

You know, that's one of the reasons I love him. His commitment to his bits. And his videos

[@kimberleehayes3276]

Rofl

[@katyharris1583]

Ha true

[@ericapierce9209]

She’s like that touch of common sense he was missing this whole time.

[@tiffanycontreras7284]

Loll

[@naven_69]

The easy bake oven-?

[@urmom-dl1gd]

wdym?

[@alexis11ann49]

@@urmom-dl1gd Gloria

[@d20ismylife39]

Brandon is like a kid was allowed to be an adult for one day only

[@bowietheunholy6891]

Translation: Brandon has the mind of a child.

[@Angel.Stay.Moa.Engene]

@@bowietheunholy6891 in a fun way yes but no

[@bb1414]

Yep😄

[@Olivia-bg4gn]

Like that movie big

[@LiamV12]

This is so true it disturbs me

[@savannareichhoff5259]

I see no one talking about how he whispered "trust me" and kissed the oven before trying to stuff the turkey in and I feel like its a very important discussion point

[@captainmayhem517]

I think I sense some alternative meaning behind that and I don’t know how to feel about it lol

[@sunflowergirl4340]

Yeah...it’s cuz we all chose to ignore it

[@oliviawarren11]

wait i’m so confused can someone put the time as when he said it i can’t find it

[@piperjn]

It was at 1:34

[@Emergister]

Savanna Reichhoff I for some reason is your only subscriber

[@jayla4681]

“that’s drier than your humor” “DIVORCE” “NO”

[@ohsnapitslanceylance1960]

Jayla Veal I WAS WAITING FOR THAT PART AND IM LAUGHIMG SO HARD AHAHAH

[@james.235]

literally how my best friend and i act. they'll make fun of me and then i threaten to divorce them and they get upset. we're not even married ...

[@jayla4681]

SAMEEE💀💀

[@bio6066]

kailey same tbh

[@Extraterestrialgacha]

@@james.235 two of my friends got a divorce and they weren't even married. me and my friend made divorce papers and legal rights papers and they claimed which children they wanted to keep.

[@_._faerie_._]

As soon has he said “Here’s a montage of me buying the stuff. It’s entertaining, just watch it” I got an ad for cat food

[@Haunting_figure]

A r m y ?

[@_._faerie_._]

Siren Yeshhh

[@august6805]

ARMYYYYYY

[@charitybrown385]

I got an add for vaping...

[@annawilliams3548]

I got an ad for adult diapers that came with a bunch of butt shots 😂

[@wayrerobocat8648]

“It’s dryer than your humor.” “Heyyy..” “It’s a compliment!” “DIVORCE” “NO”

[@harshdeep7720]

Now imagine if he had forgotten to hit record!

[@aailandx]

😂

[@jaydamortimer7420]

Harsh Deep me raging 😤 throwing my easy bake oven out the window

[@haleybuckholt9918]

Lmao omg I wouldn't even make the video anymore lol🤣

[@86krobertson]

Harsh Deep 🤣😂🤣

[@lettilettiletti420]

Lmfao dat would be all bad😲🤣

[@jocelyneagle4689]

"Do you have any thyme?" "No, ive spent it all making this dinner!"

[@maddyz6388]

Omg I was scrolling and he said this the same time I saw it!

[@Pawzclaws]

@@maddyz6388 this happens to me all the time!

[@Ella-jb3jx]

Brooke Hamachek That's how it's pronounced. Thyme is a herb.

[@jonsmissingrib9742]

“With an EASY BAKE OVEN”

[@Tree_Lord]

@@Pawzclaws You should have said "all the Thyme"

[@urmum_peng1819]

“she didn’t like the consistency of my taters” “i used LA tap water” if your wondering yes i do watch all of his videos over and over again bc he’s amazing

[@Layla-km7il]

Same

[@Usr_lex]

Me to

[@chaosdisembodied5483]

doesn't everyone

[@patrickhelp]

Yeah he is

[@kmpgtk]

i wasnt wondering but

[@addisonrachell9045]

Y’all remember that time in history when you could go into target WITHOUT a mask???

[@kileyvlogs1332]

Wait that existed???

[@CowboyBeansss]

What???

[@robertkinsey2973]

Huh that was a thing woah

[@lillianosburn1172]

Ohh you just told me info I didn’t know was it 26 years ago I’m 25

[@MCAshadow]

I remember that life

[@beccas5171]

"I used LA tapwater!!" "we live in Sacramento"

[@ameliacastro8844]

Kinda blown away when she said they're in Sacramento. I hope I see him recording in his car somewhere. 😂

[@dilemma5567]

Amelia Castro ikr 😂😂

[@keykaedem]

"DiVOrCE" "nO-"

[@littlerebelrocket3976]

Absolute favorite part of the video

[@hailee9620]

What time is it at?

[@littlerebelrocket3976]

@@hailee9620 12:43

[@emilycolmenares6463]

DIVORCEEE NOOKOOO---

[@lpsmintychip8394]

"I'm tired." "Hi Tired, I'm Dad." This had me *dying* I love that vine

[@xGavinx]

hi dying im dad

[@hannyb.1364]

“I used LA tap water” “We live in Sacramento!” “It was a lot to get it here!”

[@haleyleeann8319]

“Told you id keep it sexy” - Brandon Farris 2019 Yea ima use that quote

[@mooony22]

Haley Leeann senior quote

[@Pearish_Fruit]

•Holds entire raw turkey and eyes small opening of easy bake oven• Brandon: Trust me

[@jordancook9737]

Rebekah Chase 😂😂😂

[@LiveLaughLove6487]

*kisses easy bake oven* I am still laughing!!! 😂😂😂

[@phoenixvvv4685]

I lowkey choked at that part

[@audrey5023]

me: -why are they not wearing a mask in target?- *looks at when it was uploaded* me: oh- those were the good days.

[@GeekyFanatic]

Omg, same. I was like, "oh yeah... a year ago existed. I forgot."

[@wendyseidel1904]

I love that comment

[@Sniper-qh2wh]

I mean I still dont wear I mask anywhere I go

[@englishatheart]

Sad that you felt the need to ask yourself that. I wear a mask when I have to, but I couldn't care less if anyone else does. Worse things out there than covid. Like getting in a car.

[@sigridlovely9563]

“Divorce?!” “Noo!” Me: Wha.. huh... WHAT?! Did I MiSs THe WedDInG?!

[@blueclover4399]

No lol

[@-Beebos_BANGERS]

Time stamp?

[@sigridlovely9563]

12:43 ❤️

[@thenarratorOfyourExistence]

They have a kid dude

[@sigridlovely9563]

Well no not really? Maria was already pregnant but wasn’t in a relationship when she met Brandon so biologically Brandon isn’t Autumns dad

[@thatoneweirdo6649]

"That's a full Thanksgiving Christmas dinner." "What?" "Nothing."

[@finnythepooh]

*video ends*

[@thegoldenbakery6011]

“don’t worry I’ll keep it interesting” *opens up jacket just a little bit* 💀🤣

[@thatgirljay8320]

Me:😟

[@delilahbynum7882]

Then takes the whole thing off halfway through

[@samanthaseningen5455]

👵🧀 grand ma ma with cheese

[@gachq1884]

@@samanthaseningen5455 what-

[@CODYY5]

Me. Oh god 🤣

[@hinatashoyo5747]

Brandon: “that’s a full thanksgiving...Christmas dinner..” Gloria: “what-“ Brandon :”*nothing.*” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@scarraaj692]

No one: Cat: keeps eating ham every time brandon walks away 🤣🤣

[@MyOhMyVixen]

"I'm gonna cook you just above 'don't die of dysentery' so whatever that is" lollll

[@savannahwagner8240]

i read the title and saw the turkey and said “oh no” 😂

[@amberpetersdorf8160]

Same

[@erin1917]

I do that every video 😂

[@marcwells5653]

Denied😂

[@nightowlloverreeves3197]

His wife: we? Brandon: we're married!

[@cookingwithcarrus]

*His girlfriend

[@warped_alexis5468]

Brandon: "Here's a montage of me buying the stuff" KZbin: "This is an ad.., for a diaper brand"

[@kairajaniemi3931]

I got an ad for the military 😅

[@warped_alexis5468]

@@kairajaniemi3931 oh no Brandon's gone off the rails and bought the military 😱

[@balladpuppies1004]

I got something about showers

[@talleygill6310]

@@warped_alexis5468 oh lord

[@aoifecrocker7944]

i got a mc donalds ad and now i’m hungry 😂

[@matthewaaronallen1598]

I was expecting Brandon to put one of the slices of ham through, but he did the whole thing one slice at a time!😂

[@catsj1767]

Matthew Aaron Allen he loves ham

[@jordancook9737]

Matthew Aaron Allen 😂😂😂

[@Emi4Hire]

Matthew Aaron Allen “slice at a time”

[@ahahaahaha287]

No cap, when he was playing the guitar, I dunno if he was trying or not but like that was a sick beat😂💀

[@garrettbrown3126]

this is three months old, but I just watched this video, its from a player called justin king called phunktified, kzbin.info/www/bejne/jqDRYWeDd5aletk

[@kelsieig224]

“Shut up. I’ll shave my nose hairs later!” Brandon Farris 2020

[@rayshoup5334]

NEVER in my life have I seen a better example of chaotic good. I feel so seen!

[@LuunaRae]

"Note to self- don't eat while watching Brandon Farris on KZbin or you will do a spit take with your breakfast"😂

[@sodapop1146]

And apparently you can’t have any type of liquid in your mouth. Like spit. I choked on my own spit.

[@annie_blackbird]

"A fraction of an inch by thats not enough". Thats what she said. 😂😇

[@Faefever34]

That's exactly what I said after he said that. Lmao

[@annie_blackbird]

@@Faefever34 😂

[@taceythacker3560]

That's exactly what I was thinking!!😅😂

[@sarahal-zahrani1960]

Omg that ending thi

[@marleighwhitman8313]

Hahahh

[@madimosley1699]

5:32 "Mmmmmmm electricity fumes" I laughed harder than i should have at this😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@annan2889]

“That ham is lukewarm!” I fell apart

[@mousesoop]

“This is LA tap water” -Brandon “WE LIVE IN SACRAMENTO”

[@lexus257]

LOL “DIVORCE!” “....NOO”

[@fluffy6161]

The way he said “mmm electricity fumes” got me dying for no reason lol

[@shuck_face0385]

“Am i gonna get food poisoning?” 8-Ball: “Of course.” 🤣

[@urmom2223]

I love this man so much.. 😩 WE MUST PROTECT HIM AT ALL COSTSSSSSS!!!!!!! 😩😩😩😩😩😩

[@hayley8465]

Shayma Baou from what?

[@hayleybaugher7886]

We gotta some how protect him from his self duhh

[@Lolly82683]

yep we do :(

[@Hi-bk5yc]

6:08 plays guitar and doesn’t even try but it sound good lmfao

[@lpmikesgirl]

Reminded me of scarypoolparty

[@monkeybread3217]

no he's def trying it sounded cool

[@iheartmygf5677]

2:54 had me dying😭

[@XxAmethystRaynexX]

I really respect that he gave his cat the chair. Mad respect.

[@ChicacaYouCaca]

4:30 *drops ham* Brandon: *makes a fist and supports head with it* "Ahaha I just dropped all my ham"

[@Eibmozluver]

"Thanks to our sponsor, myyyy bank account." 😂 Seriously though, you rock!!!! What a wonderful thing you're doing. ❤️ Keep doing you Brandon. 😉

[@MLG_Kitten]

I love that Brandon is silly on a constant daily basis. I feel like that's how I am the day after a really bad day (when I walk out unannounced for a few hours to think) I'm legit just the silliest.

[@royalstudios8387]

Brandon is the type of guy girls want. He’s great 😂

[@Faefever34]

Gloria: you're gonna do great. Brandon: I stopped telling them that a long time ago. *dead* 😂😂😂😂😂😂💚💜💚💜💚💜💚💜

[@JustTooCole]

Also. Me: an entire Christmas dinner in an easy bake? My husband: what??? Me: it's brandon Farris Husband: oh ok now it makes sense 😂😂😂

[@destinyswaim8166]

That was the exact thing my husband and i said to each other lol

[@sarahbee5292]

That's really funny!

[@bonnieboo1194]

I love how much he says "woof" in this LOL

[@kst4rr.7]

brandon: heres a montage of me buying the stuff, its entertaining just watch it youtube: jake from state farm ad me: *wheezing*

[@makayla9131]

him: “here’s a montage of me buying the stuff” *gets a star wars ad* me: “oh well that’s nice to i guess”

[@marisolkaifos8709]

literally same

[@zoerobinson8781]

This is why Premium is the way forward. Hate the ads, it's so worth it to not have them.

[@monserratrojas3322]

makayla I got an ad as well😂

[@mjhart224]

i got the meditation one 😂

[@krmunoz1]

A ad for pampers came up on mine😂

[@reemqassab5848]

"What you mean my buns are too big ~.~" "Thank you? :D"

[@thedaisygirl207]

3:33 One Christmas my grandma forgot a ham outside. She woke up in the middle of the night and rushed outside to get it. In the morning she discovered that the neighbour’s cat had taken a bite out of the ham. She just cut of that bit of ham and served it. Years later she told my mom about it. 😆

[@belovedbenton]

You make shopping entertaining. Now I wanna go shopping with you 😂

[@mallorywinter930]

*brandon knocks stuff off of table* oh my gOD HES A CaT.

[@kyliekeefe9059]

“Someone’s grumpy” I died 😂

[@kiwi5574]

Brandon: “it’s entertaining just watch it.” *McDonalds add comes on*

[@aaminahmin5018]

Brandon: ill keep it interesting Unbuttons shirt This going to get real interesting

[@2PiNkStEr]

"gotta get some dark meat, that's my type" 💀💀💀 you guys missed the funniest line he's ever said

[@lexigrimhaive]

Oh I heard it and loved it lol

[@eviehowlett2535]

Oh shiiiiiit

[@englishatheart]

You have weird sense of humor if you think that's even close to the funniest thing he's said.

[@michaelcampbell5213]

When Brandon picked up his cat the cartman impressions were the best

[@lukepsaila3499]

You know they love each other when they spent 9 hrs making a Christmas dinner in an easy bake oven together

[@JL-fp1oe]

The cat’s the funniest thing in this entire vide

[@englishatheart]

There was one cat. You want "cat's," since you mean "cat is."

[@audreya3998]

“DIVORCE” “NO”

[@lumber_darklightowo6157]

3:01 Caught me off guard when he looked at the camera with this blank expression and then looked at the ham and ate it 😂

[@bwahify2846]

10:18 lol

[@kayleenlawson2641]

It's beginning to look a lot like salmonella 😂

[@alexlittle3816]

“making a mini christmas dinner for my cat”

[@brittanybrown5851]

Shout out to Brandon's inner cat. 00:15

[@LoraZenta]

I love that, in the shopping montage, he grabs everything like he's trying to get away with stealing it. 😆

[@katherineraymond428]

“lion tigers and bears with me” i cant 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@sydneebrown9581]

Simply the title of this made me go "Oh god, Here we go" and of course, you did not dissappoint! Lmao! 🤣

[@randomtiktoks9014]

“I did not plan this video at all” *stabs cord in turkey* Me: 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@TheFel1neFox]

As soon as you said “just watch it” an ad played. You are a miracle worker

[@stacy9447]

MG: Do you any have Thyme? B: ...NO. I spent it all try to make this DINNER in an easy bake oven! 😆

[@jocelyneagle4689]

"It's ham-mer time!" (I'm going to use this for christmas ham cooking)

[@iisgavynsortorhelp6473]

He said as i read this

[@Major003]

3:44 - the face every cat owner makes no fewer than 5 yumes a day

[@Major003]

times*, someone please tell me what "yumes" are

[@elizabeth-4613]

Someone PLS make an edit every time he said “WOOF” in this video 🤣🤣

[@existing1538]

" that's an entire thanksgiving Christmas dinner" "What" "Nothing.."

[@justme3588]

💜💜💜💜 are this more hints.......DID Y'ALL SNEEK OFF AND GET MARRIED AND NOT TELL US???? LOL 🤣 💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜

[@ceresiaridner1457]

Yea I'm confused are they married or playing?

[@chelseabobet4591]

No rings on their fingers yet! But at this point, they should be married haha.

[@abz_lees]

"oh it smells good, yAaAaAaAaAaA" i'm dying🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@cantankerous5051]

"Its November, why are we making Christmas dinner?" Because its gonna take that long to cook all the way through

[@pankarru8728]

"Didnt I put three pieces in here?..." -Brandon Farris 2019

[@madi_the_ratty6077]

No one literally no one Brandon: "i'm just gonna put this back up your but"

[@blaze1_1]

Butt* sorry I’m a living auto correct

[@DanielleKae]

4:34 “i just dropped all my ham” I CANT

[@zoevallance7319]

"thanks to our sponsor, my bank account" this has to be one of my favorite reoccurring lines

[@marcieleigh7918]

"Dumpster dive dysentery" 😂😂😂😂😂

[@ameliaspurway3631]

*bends over camera* Brandon: why didn’t you all tell me she was eating my ham Brandon: shut up I’ll shave my nose hairs later

[@ni2kig362]

Me: but I didn't say anything about your nose hairs-- I was too busy brushing my own!!

[@DarkQueenHelba]

The weirdly funniest thing to me is that instead of the still incredibly difficult to do but Official Easy Bake Dessert he went for the full box mix dessert.

[@unknownperson1400]

Brandon: watch me buying stuff it’s good trust me KZbin: *Puts Colgate ad on*

[@SylviaClaire]

Zelda and gloria judging you in the background 😂

[@karaallen-woods8902]

this was literally the best start of december ever. i really appreciate appearances by MG ❤

[@alenaclem9525]

“Trust me” ****kisses mini oven**** YEET “ attempt 1 fail!”

[@ChanceOfRaine]

Quarantine is so bad that I got nostalgic of the going to the store montage

[@hollyleighxo]

"Derishous cup of coffee" - Gloria I really want to try this. Also, it's a good thing you started now; it MIGHT be done by Christmas. Lol

[@CatMomma86]

"...Just the tip..." *kiss* "trust me.." 😂😂 someone's please piece together all the suggestive parts I'm dying 🤣 #GotTheMovesLikeFarris

[@Menace_2_Sus-Eye-Tea]

Why was it so cute when Brandon said "squish it" 😊☺️🤣

[@NiceRage2009]

I love your insane humor. I can be in the worst mood and after watching your video’s, I’m always laughing in no time. Don’t ever stop sir!

[@verom8474]

I love how Gloria is already editing this exact video during the filming of said video! You guys are amazing. 💜🖤💛