I Built a Chicken Powered Murder Machine (again...)

This machine is fueled by two things, murder and chickens. Well, 3 if you count the power of friendship! And since this is the Lifesteal SMP, I made version 2.0 even deadlier than the last!
Enjoy :)
Gort’s EPIC Player Launcher!:
• The FLIGHTHOUSE! Dupli...
Here's Version 1.0 if you're into that sort of thing...
• My Chicken Powered Mur...

[@wemmbumc]

my bad about the slime farm

[@PlaugerYT]

XD

[@3rdport892]

🫡

[@alternativewanderer]

next time ensure the test target has no connections to the master of non-consentual voluntary work

[@MiloMcQueen]

Of course it was you

[@jctrades6561]

Wemmbu Maybe next time don't target an orbital strike cannon at Branzy's innocent slime farm.

[@elecsnake4888]

At this point chickens have more kills than Clownpierce.

[@pikastonehouse2772]

Yeah

[@Ash_ok33]

Fr

[@Voltronjori]

You sure about that? I mean, clownpierce has killed millions- *chickens kill clown* ok nvm

[@kankanquentin]

Branzy might have more kills thanks to the carnival😂

[@Ufsve]

Fr

[@PotatoKingOfLegends]

The fact where branzy is the least deadliest player and some how has the most heart is just pure irony

[@JavieyauYT]

He just crafts them

[@gamerhalim2486]

@@JavieyauYT well no, im pretty sure you can only craft hearts if youre under 10 hearts. If everyone could craft hearts, everyone would be trying to get the resources as soon as possible too.

[@JavieyauYT]

@@gamerhalim2486 You can't redeem hearts unless under 10 hearts you can still craft them

[@gamerhalim2486]

Ah, but theyre still worthless until you lose a heart

[@justine_not_bieber3185]

Oh my gosh, it got deadlier. Also, Midmysticx's line about "I feel like I just sold my soul to the devil."😆 It's funny how one of the "least deadliest players" on the server literally has people indebted to him.

[@s0livagant_]

hes deadly in a smart way

[@Th3Overthink3r]

I love how the chicken machine returns. This is my favorite murder machine.

[@TagZillaGT]

Yeah

[@turtlechanel8345]

Turtle 🐢

[@StefansAizupietis-gb7xs]

YYYYAAHH

[@SharkStudios6]

CHIKEN

[@user-ct2ow5zv9u]

@Th3Overthink3r • 2h ago B - R - U - H - !

[@ES4TC]

At this point, Branzy can make anything deadly

[@nncorp07]

Fr

[@theywhoshallnotbenamed.]

REAL his imagination is too strong

[@Light89102]

sooooo true

[@stijn9v]

Fr fr

[@pixelated_crafters]

his ability to make random things deadly is insane

[@dawolfboi]

I love how defeated 4C and Midmystic sounded when Branzy just told them to get to work 😂

[@user-sb9by5zf6w]

The entire server: racing all achievements for 30 max hearts cap Branzy:

[@ongbht]

20*

[@SarpKasin]

No it is 30 their was 1100 achievements added to Lifesteal whoever gets the most gets 30 and second gets 25 but Zam won got 30 hearts and then got banned like 2 hours later by minutr

[@cccalmaaa]

Branzy literally has infinite hearts. Any other person on the server, Lifesteal would end the season due to exploitation. However, its Branzy, so he doesnt use it for evil

[@theendersmirk5851]

I'd argue Branzy *is* using it for evil, he just isn't using it for violence.

[@user-kt9rs4ce1v]

@@theendersmirk5851 and slavery

[@technahblade]

​@@user-kt9rs4ce1v we dont use that word

[@poonalex8008]

@@technahblade we say “mildly incentivized labor”

[@technahblade]

@@poonalex8008 wdym mildly he gave them 7 hearts each

[@GreenGuy107]

I love that fact that branzy is the "least deadly player on the dealiest server" yet he always manages to get people to do the work for him. Oh and the moment where Patches was just accending while Branzy was looking for him was very funny. I love this project and your content!

[@jbear5155]

It is because he finds other ways to gain power most particularly money/crafting harts

[@PotatoScience3k]

Is squiddo not on anymore?

[@GreenGuy107]

@@PotatoScience3k alright fair

[@Just_a_random_username]

Or jepex and spepticle

[@burritoriv]

I swear, if Branzy doesn't release a map with the whole carnival, im gonna destroy everything

[@bibingranara3592]

I just love how the server admin trusts branzy knowing he has murdered lots of players multiple times with his death machines😂

[@croc7642]

I like to think that Patchs is a symbiote where the patch controls any villiger it gets placed on, as Patchs asked Branzy to hold his patch before getting his ankles snapped like a white woman making spaghetti.

[@bornasotoudeh4044]

I was thinking it’s his soul. His being is stored in the eyepatch, and anyone who puts it on becomes him.

[@ked49]

Same here.

[@croc7642]

@@bornasotoudeh4044 exactly!

[@ethanrobins6547]

At this point i am convinced that the more that people call you harmless the more diabolical the next attraction is

[@JustaSimpleDuck]

The "of course it was rekrap" KILLED ME 💀

[@Random_Guy305]

All the other life steal members: uprisings, rebellions, overthrowing This guy: some silly shenanigans

[@Kon_XS]

KFC would hire this guy

[@TagZillaGT]

Fr

[@Awesome_Aadi_1610]

The ultimate fried murder bucket

[@nathanieltubosan3070]

I love your videos branzy keep up the good work

[@PovelTheRealOne]

Nah this dude is KFC

[@360Peanuts]

True

[@colinsharabura4915]

Branzy: An entire flock of murder hens decide who lives who dies The entire cast of Hamilton: who tells your story

[@EmreYey]

ah yes lifesteal the server where people avoid all traps but willing walk into a death machine

[@AGoldenCarrot]

True

[@AGoldenCarrot]

I mean they are told it kills them and still just walk up and go on ut

[@Just_a_random_username]

They all canonically have a crippling gambling addiction lol

[@PrinceZam]

this was my favourite one by far especially because it’s an awesome call back W BranzyCraft W Carnival

[@TDM18566]

I agree

[@Amanda_move]

THE KENTUCKY FRIEND KILLERR.

[@Spindlemoon]

Branzy is like... the most powerful person on this SMP at this point. He's got what, 2 people under a soul binding contract, more than 30 hearts, and 3 killer machines.

[@Staywild_123]

Who are the people under a soul binding contract?

[@Spindlemoon]

@@Staywild_123 4CIVT and Mid

[@1993JurassicPark-Samuel]

5:56 4C: Doing something very weird Branzy and Mid: ok…

[@GortMinecraft]

This is SO AMAZING to see something I've created get such great attention! I really loved seeing everyone have so much fun trying it out, and your chicken addition is incredibly hilarious! Awesome job! :D Would you be cool with sharing a link to my video for it as well? I've noticed a few people asking for world downloads, which my video does have a link for too. Either way, I really appreciate being a part of this!

[@Infinitykillsmix]

PATCHESSSSSS NOOOOOOO😢. Tip to self he died more than 5 times for the past few videos

[@user-js8bs9rv4z]

The power over life and death on the tip of a chicken's beak is glorious

[@CathodeRayKobold]

For a server genre that usually ends up being a toxic clickbait drama farm, it's nice to see one where everyone involved is genuinely having a great time. Great job.

[@RealMrPizza]

Cool, anyways here’s a cookie recipe - 1 cup (2 sticks) unsalted butter, softened - 1 cup granulated sugar - 1 cup packed brown sugar - 2 large eggs - 1 teaspoon vanilla extract - 3 cups all-purpose flour - 1 teaspoon baking soda - 1/2 teaspoon salt - 2 cups chocolate chips Instructions: 1. Preheat your oven to 350°F (175°C). 2. In a large mixing bowl, cream together the softened butter, granulated sugar, and brown sugar until light and fluffy. 3. Beat in the eggs one at a time, then stir in the vanilla extract. 4. In a separate bowl, whisk together the flour, baking soda, and salt. Gradually add this dry mixture to the wet ingredients, mixing until just combined. 5. Stir in the chocolate chips until evenly distributed throughout the dough. 6. Drop rounded tablespoons of dough onto ungreased baking sheets, spacing them about 2 inches apart. 7. Bake for 10-12 minutes, or until the edges are golden brown. The centers may still appear slightly undercooked, but they will firm up as they cool. 8. Transfer onto a drying rack. 9. Wait until room temperature to eat to prevent burning your mouth or hands, and enjoy!

[@ItsMaithamiro7]

Branzy building more DEADLY machines is both funny and expected

[@ItsMaithamiro7]

Branzy please i desperately want a tutorial on your builds 🙏

[@sandefy8610]

Branzy's transitions to the subscribe part are always the best lol

[@NaimoAqio]

I adore how the server administrator still has faith in Branzo despite the fact that he has repeatedly killed many gamers with his death machines.

[@kankanquentin]

It’s a build that ppl have fun on, plus Branzy is like the kindest guy on the server, he gave Pangi the egg, makes insane builds that we never knew could make

[@thecactuscats2852]

Branzy is singlehandedly carrying the entire lifesteal smp

[@user-yh7dl8we2o]

i love how branzy just kills patches out of the grave and makes him still help him

[@unavailableun]

If I had a nickel for every time Brandy made a murder machine with chickens...

[@MrIvySaur321]

5 nickels.. not too many but more than expected

[@alexanderheidel1100]

@@MrIvySaur321 5!!!

[@ElfabetGD]

He had to but “again” this is how we know Branzy is amazing

[@Elitedoug]

GD

[@daroz115]

A petition to get Branzy to Hermitcraft:

[@AGoldenCarrot]

Yes he would be perfect he had got the good aditude for it and he knows how to build good even when he is playing Minecraft's Deadliest server 😄

[@zennytd.]

YES THAT WOULD BE SO FUNNY

[@ked49]

Him and the chicken man need to team up. To cause chaos.

[@AGoldenCarrot]

@ked49 I think you mean poultry man =)

[@RaidFiftyOne]

Yes he seems like he would fit it perfectly.

[@Calskidal]

KFC chickens get REVENGE, what happens next is SHOCKING!

[@Alvionalx]

Dar man 💀

[@itsTalkie]

​@Alvionalx heyyyyyy dharman fan :3

[@TrueRogueAgent]

Sandiction is so gonna get stitches if he snitches XD

[@Theguywhoisafktoday]

This guy went from making the internet to a deadly chicken farm that can kill anything… that is everything other than cats and iron golems… for some reason they don’t take any fall damage.

[@gab7536]

Reddons giving clucker his meat is the funniest part

[@the_luna_lily6234]

so glad gort is getting recognised, he's awesome and in the hitchhikers smp, that launcher is known to kill people

[@GortMinecraft]

Thanks Luna!

[@itssherif9777]

Branzy is the only one on whom's channel I would have expected to see this.

[@GlobeSync1]

Branzy is the only person keeping Lifesteal alive.

[@ked49]

Yet he has killed all the members like seven times

[@Yarukiganai]

I love how they went from being forced to doing labor to just hanging out and having fun really quick.

[@xopnmop7312]

Brandy you should name your carnival. Carn-evil

[@user-Colinisawesome]

Back again with killing people tirelessly with player hungry chickens

[@s0livagant_]

i love how branzy went full 'smart deadly' this season

[@user-tx8hx8fk1y]

The sheer power emanating from the build alone would be enough to crush empires.

[@Idk999himy]

Branzy is the best lifestealer +how is minutetech is on 11 hearts💀(I guess mapicc and zam farmed him)

[@AAssetCools2]

this is the best series on the channel dude

[@chaos7311]

Branzy, there is one thing you have failed to see: slow falling. They can hide their slow falling potion and milk bucket in their inventory and get rid of any proof that they used cheats!

[@ggRainBow]

I have your first recommendation. Our content is similar.😍

[@slayersam2982]

…

[@tahminayeasmin3348]

Nah i dont think so

[@amysu2406]

What

[@oVo_KingCole]

You sure?

[@josephdesilva9569]

Is if stupid man

[@captdeadmeat]

Branzy seriously you are like a Mad Scientist. And I am all about it. Such a cool build. Loved the video.

[@Classical99]

The chicken finally AVENGED the players.

[@nokonokori]

"this is a chicken powered murder machine" man not again "well actually this is the v2 version" YOOOOOO

[@JurassicFriends]

Everything branzy touches becomes DEADLY

[@Masterlycan_]

Good job you made me have nightmares about chickens

[@theywhoshallnotbenamed.]

BRANZYYYYY CONTENT OMG How does he make everything deadly??? HIS IMAGINATION IS TOO STRONG

[@Haggaih]

Bro branzys gotta be the most underrated youtuber bro puts all of his time to do stuff and doesent have a million subs thats a crime

[@jonathnmartin9845]

I am loving this series, weekly Branzy is just what I needed to spice my day up. I also love the humour. :)

[@NotCitingDow]

THE KENTUCKY FRIEND KILLERR

[@XavierClancy-kh5ou]

Damm Branzy how many of these do you need??? 🤔🤔🤔

[@pavtsan]

branzy went from selling his soul to the devil to buying peoples souls as the devil

[@FireKn1ghtMC]

Wealth,fame,power. Bran D. Zy had achieved everything this world has to offer. His dying words would lead countless players to his mushroom island. “Want my hearts, you can have them. You just have to survive my deadly carnival games” The world has truly entered LifeSteal SMP Season 5!

[@MrCommentGod]

*Timestamps for the video* Start: 0:00 End: 29:07

[@susana311071]

Oh my god, thank you i finally know it now

[@matthewbell539]

damn thanks

[@uiinpui]

true

[@coolboy4625]

An absolutely useless fucking comment

[@Beegirl12345]

@@coolboy4625it’s not useless

[@Tvcat2]

Chicken chain👇

[@quibl4952]

🐓

[@the_jellish]

Chicken

[@nekolatheneko]

Chicken 🐔

[@indosia444]

chicken

[@Beegirl12345]

Chicken 🐔

[@joenishere4899]

This is great Branzy!! Well done for all the good work!!

[@kraykyle]

Branzy is the only person who'd give out so many hearts just to be lazy and still somehow be wholesome

[@J-omb]

Scary chicken of my nightmares

[@Swan.Studio]

Only people who saw the original chicken murder machine video can like this comment.

[@hanydherif2854]

I saw the video but I don't want to like who is like me

[@W1ldGD]

3:34 "Someone... Stole... My slime!?" (nailed it)

[@nancy2k8]

Funniest moment in season 5😂 Redoons “ yeah I gave him my meat can you say the same” Jumper “ I can not actually”

[@DisconexionOfficial]

Anyway, here is a lobster recipe! Prepare the Lobsters: Bring a large pot of salted water to a boil. Grasp each lobster firmly and plunge headfirst into the boiling water. Cook for 8-10 minutes until shells turn bright red. Remove lobsters from water and let them cool slightly. Once cool enough to handle, crack the shells and remove the meat. Cut the lobster meat into bite-sized pieces and set aside. Prepare the Truffle Infusion: In a small bowl, whisk together the black truffle oil, truffle butter, chives, parsley, white truffle salt, and lemon zest until well combined. Set aside. Prepare the Lobster Butter Sauce: In a saucepan over medium heat, add the white wine and shallots. Cook until the wine has reduced by half. Stir in the heavy cream and lobster stock, and bring to a simmer. Reduce the heat to low and whisk in the chilled butter cubes, a few at a time, until the sauce is smooth and velvety. Season with salt and pepper to taste. Keep warm. Assembly: In a large skillet, heat the clarified butter over medium heat. Add the minced garlic and cook until fragrant, about 1 minute. Add the lobster meat to the skillet and sauté for 2-3 minutes until heated through. Drizzle with fresh lemon juice and season with salt and pepper. Final Touches: Arrange the sautéed lobster pieces on a serving platter. Generously drizzle the truffle infusion over the lobster. Pour the warm lobster butter sauce over the lobster pieces, ensuring each piece is coated in the luxurious sauce. Garnish with chopped chives and, if desired, sprinkle with edible gold flakes for a truly extravagant presentation. Serve immediately, accompanied by your choice of sides such as roasted asparagus, garlic mashed potatoes, or a delicate arugula salad. Enjoy your decadent Lobster Extravaganza, a true culinary masterpiece that will leave your guests in awe!

[@Aviation129]

Thanks for this, I love lobster 🦞

[@vladivascanu108]

@@Aviation129 It shows you reply was posted before the comment how

[@Aviation129]

No clue 🤣😂💀

[@JaxsonPlaysYT]

Under a hour team 👇

[@alexcantrell700]

First it was DantDM and Dr. Trayarus, and now it's Branzy and Patches. Time sure goes by fast

[@justapt01]

The sequel we never knew we needed.

[@wuzzpawpin]

No views in 1 millisecond? Fell off

[@TheOriginalEdits.]

LOL

[@manugureg6360]

I think that brandy makes the most interesting Minecraft cont creator because of his originality

[@FNaFPlayZ956]

I love that Branzy farms hearts from his friends, enemies, and his enemies who pretends to be his friends

[@RileysMiniMovieMagic]

Branzy: An entire flock of Murder Hens decides who lives and who dies Me and my Hamilton-Loving brain: WHO LIVES, WHO DIES, YOU TELLS YOUR STOOORY!!!

[@havatzeletzohar5853]

branzy just wanted to say i was bored on a saturday afternoon and seeing your vid made me very excited and happy great vid keep it up

[@Robo-gmg]

The only thing deadly is Branzy’s dedication to make wholesome Lifesteal videos and end the wars ❤

[@philliplance2123]

"it looks so cool, wait untill there is a giant chicken on top of it" 🤣

[@P1NKLIAM]

This video made my day thank you brandy your my favorite Minecraft KZbin this video has made my day better bc I'm sick.

[@ZayKay45]

If I had a nickel for every time Branzy made a video about murderous chickens, I swear I'd have four nickels....

[@Orca4135]

YESSSSSS that one two years ago is still one of my top 3 favorite Branzy videos and now there’s a V2!!!

[@DahliaInPurple]

Loving this multi part series, it’s fun to see all the pieces of the carnival come together!

[@kbm0709]

The original version was actually my first video that I saw of yours! 😊 you haven’t changed since! I love Your videos Branzy! ❤

[@lockskelington314]

For such a great video Branzy, you've earned my subscription.

[@guatehomeschool6001]

“I built a chicken powered murder machine” Me: who would do such a thing -by branzy Me: oh that makes sense

[@visheshramadugu2771]

Branzy is probably the most creative out of everyone in lifesteal.He doesnt do sweaty videos like "How i became the knig of this server" or something like that,he comes up with new concepts other than just killing others directly and calling it a video.

[@Piglin_Emperor]

Tnt Consumption: Do tnt Farms Exist? Fireworks: It seems I'm Not needed Anymore for Elytras...

[@myzthical]

one day, the chickens will create a branzy-powered machine.

[@MrJJLand]

The perfect one-liner: Player Launch High, Land Right or Die

[@Tigrrr_Games]

10:07” let’s get back to work” is wild😊

[@user-fq1uy7eo6o]

i love how whilst you're doing this wembu is crating orbital cannons to destroy the entire server

[@JollyMcCrowner]

The murder hens is Branzy’s pinnacle of his career

[@themaskedone9195]

Patches is to branzy what branzy is to clownpierce

[@FunnyNuggy]

Of CoUrse It WaS ReeKRap (legendary quote man)

[@SuperShadow-dl4sn]

I remember when he first uploaded the first chicken machine. This is gonna be good