I Built a Chicken Powered Murder Machine (again...)

[@PrinceZam]

this was my favourite one by far especially because it’s an awesome call back W BranzyCraft W Carnival

[@TDM18566]

I agree

[@Pxzavr]

👍

[@sugunabathula9994]

Lol

[@Okitseroleh]

Lol

[@noobs_king]

agree

[@PotatoKingOfLegends]

The fact where branzy is the least deadliest player and some how has the most heart is just pure irony

[@JavieyauYT]

He just crafts them

[@gamerhalim2486]

@@JavieyauYT well no, im pretty sure you can only craft hearts if youre under 10 hearts. If everyone could craft hearts, everyone would be trying to get the resources as soon as possible too.

[@JavieyauYT]

@@gamerhalim2486 You can't redeem hearts unless under 10 hearts you can still craft them

[@gamerhalim2486]

Ah, but theyre still worthless until you lose a heart

[@DragoManRi]

i wouldn't say that

[@Th3Overthink3r]

I love how the chicken machine returns. This is my favorite murder machine.

[@TagZillaGT]

Yeah

[@turtlechanel8345]

Turtle 🐢

[@StefansAizupietis-gb7xs]

YYYYAAHH

[@Smerfshark]

CHIKEN

[@MysteriousNight_Macoroni]

@Th3Overthink3r • 2h ago B - R - U - H - !

[@Justine_not_Bieber]

Oh my gosh, it got deadlier. Also, Midmysticx's line about "I feel like I just sold my soul to the devil."😆 It's funny how one of the "least deadliest players" on the server literally has people indebted to him.

[@Clownish.mp4]

hes deadly in a smart way

[@jakfjfrgnei]

He’s a capitalist not a killer

[@SakuraAstryx]

That’s why clown loves him.. :>

[@johnkirsch5479]

@@Justine_not_Bieber at this point I’m pretty sure Branzy is just a D&D Warlock patron with how he deals with debts.

[@wemmbumc]

my bad about the slime farm

[@PlaugerYT]

XD

[@3rdport892]

🫡

[@exquisitelyinsanelady]

next time ensure the test target has no connections to the master of non-consentual voluntary work

[@MiloMcQueen]

Of course it was you

[@jctrades6561]

Wemmbu Maybe next time don't target an orbital strike cannon at Branzy's innocent slime farm.

[@emre_ez]

ah yes lifesteal the server where people avoid all traps but willing walk into a death machine

[@AGoldenCarrot]

True

[@AGoldenCarrot]

I mean they are told it kills them and still just walk up and go on ut

[@Just_a_random_username]

They all canonically have a crippling gambling addiction lol

[@Owlmads66]

UR MUM

[@elecsnake4888]

At this point chickens have more kills than Clownpierce.

[@Pikasaur42]

Yeah

[@Ash_quacks]

Fr

[@voltronjori]

You sure about that? I mean, clownpierce has killed millions- *chickens kill clown* ok nvm

[@kankanquentinclips]

Branzy might have more kills thanks to the carnival😂

[@Ufsve]

Fr

[@dawolfboi]

I love how defeated 4C and Midmystic sounded when Branzy just told them to get to work 😂

[@cccalmaaa]

Branzy literally has infinite hearts. Any other person on the server, Lifesteal would end the season due to exploitation. However, its Branzy, so he doesnt use it for evil

[@theendersmirk5851]

I'd argue Branzy *is* using it for evil, he just isn't using it for violence.

[@neilneil-p8j]

@@theendersmirk5851 and slavery

[@technahblade]

​@@neilneil-p8j we dont use that word

[@alexiserlexcc]

@@technahblade we say “mildly incentivized labor”

[@technahblade]

@@alexiserlexcc wdym mildly he gave them 7 hearts each

[@fallen_moons]

Branzy is like... the most powerful person on this SMP at this point. He's got what, 2 people under a soul binding contract, more than 30 hearts, and 3 killer machines.

[@Staywild_123]

Who are the people under a soul binding contract?

[@fallen_moons]

@@Staywild_123 4CIVT and Mid

[@GreenGuy107]

I love that fact that branzy is the "least deadly player on the dealiest server" yet he always manages to get people to do the work for him. Oh and the moment where Patches was just accending while Branzy was looking for him was very funny. I love this project and your content!

[@jbear5155]

It is because he finds other ways to gain power most particularly money/crafting harts

[@AccursedPotato]

Is squiddo not on anymore?

[@GreenGuy107]

@@AccursedPotato alright fair

[@Just_a_random_username]

Or jepex and spepticle

[@PandaPiguinOfficial]

or rek (maybe?)

[@DisplayName-n8u]

The entire server: racing all achievements for 30 max hearts cap Branzy:

[@ongbht]

20*

[@teampose-g3c]

No it is 30 their was 1100 achievements added to Lifesteal whoever gets the most gets 30 and second gets 25 but Zam won got 30 hearts and then got banned like 2 hours later by minutr

[@Xeloreful]

At this point, Branzy can make anything deadly

[@nncorp07]

Fr

[@theywhoshallnotbenamed.]

REAL his imagination is too strong

[@Light89102]

sooooo true

[@stijn9v]

Fr fr

[@unknowndhrkfbb]

his ability to make random things deadly is insane

[@Random_Guy305]

All the other life steal members: uprisings, rebellions, overthrowing This guy: some silly shenanigans

[@GortMinecraft]

This is SO AMAZING to see something I've created get such great attention! I really loved seeing everyone have so much fun trying it out, and your chicken addition is incredibly hilarious! Awesome job! :D Would you be cool with sharing a link to my video for it as well? I've noticed a few people asking for world downloads, which my video does have a link for too. Either way, I really appreciate being a part of this!

[@burritoriv]

I swear, if Branzy doesn't release a map with the whole carnival, im gonna destroy everything

[@Mikeywaxx]

8:04 leave the villager alone 😅😅😅😅😅

[@croc7642]

I like to think that Patchs is a symbiote where the patch controls any villiger it gets placed on, as Patchs asked Branzy to hold his patch before getting his ankles snapped like a white woman making spaghetti.

[@Monkebs45]

I was thinking it’s his soul. His being is stored in the eyepatch, and anyone who puts it on becomes him.

[@Ked7]

Same here.

[@croc7642]

@@Monkebs45 exactly!

[@keepingitreal727]

​​@@croc7642nah it's a different villager all together brandy just cut out the footage of him changing patches with a different villager

[@ethanrobins6547]

At this point i am convinced that the more that people call you harmless the more diabolical the next attraction is

[@Gaming_With_Matthew]

I just love how the server admin trusts branzy knowing he has murdered lots of players multiple times with his death machines😂

[@liangyanzhang7379]

Yeah, branzy asks for something and spoke just says "go ahead" without anything.

[@colinsharabura4915]

Branzy: An entire flock of murder hens decide who lives who dies The entire cast of Hamilton: who tells your story

[@Quackington_]

The "of course it was rekrap" KILLED ME 💀

[@1993JurassicPark-Samuel]

5:56 4C: Doing something very weird Branzy and Mid: ok…

[@KonXS]

KFC would hire this guy

[@TagZillaGT]

Fr

[@Awesome_Aadi_1610]

The ultimate fried murder bucket

[@nathanieltubosan3070]

I love your videos branzy keep up the good work

[@PovelTheRealOne]

Nah this dude is KFC

[@SkyGod-r9x]

True

[@CathodeRayKobold]

For a server genre that usually ends up being a toxic clickbait drama farm, it's nice to see one where everyone involved is genuinely having a great time. Great job.

[@LeoDavis-q3c]

The power over life and death on the tip of a chicken's beak is glorious

[@WarpCorpYiSang]

I love how they went from being forced to doing labor to just hanging out and having fun really quick.

[@heresthetutorial]

i love how branzy just kills patches out of the grave and makes him still help him

[@Lilwillieg-g5d]

"Am I not a threat" him: builds a Carnival of Death, says the chickens decide their fate, and uses other people's hearts for a challenge at the end. You're not a threat. You're an entertainer.

[@sandefy8610]

Branzy's transitions to the subscribe part are always the best lol

[@the_luna_lily6234]

so glad gort is getting recognised, he's awesome and in the hitchhikers smp, that launcher is known to kill people

[@GortMinecraft]

Thanks Luna!

[@ItsMaithamiro7]

Branzy building more DEADLY machines is both funny and expected

[@ItsMaithamiro7]

Branzy please i desperately want a tutorial on your builds 🙏

[@ElfabetExists]

He had to but “again” this is how we know Branzy is amazing

[@Elitedoug]

GD

[@Itouchnograss]

Honestly branzy and clown are the only people I still watch on lifesteal at this point

[@realmrpizza]

Cool, anyways here’s a cookie recipe - 1 cup (2 sticks) unsalted butter, softened - 1 cup granulated sugar - 1 cup packed brown sugar - 2 large eggs - 1 teaspoon vanilla extract - 3 cups all-purpose flour - 1 teaspoon baking soda - 1/2 teaspoon salt - 2 cups chocolate chips Instructions: 1. Preheat your oven to 350°F (175°C). 2. In a large mixing bowl, cream together the softened butter, granulated sugar, and brown sugar until light and fluffy. 3. Beat in the eggs one at a time, then stir in the vanilla extract. 4. In a separate bowl, whisk together the flour, baking soda, and salt. Gradually add this dry mixture to the wet ingredients, mixing until just combined. 5. Stir in the chocolate chips until evenly distributed throughout the dough. 6. Drop rounded tablespoons of dough onto ungreased baking sheets, spacing them about 2 inches apart. 7. Bake for 10-12 minutes, or until the edges are golden brown. The centers may still appear slightly undercooked, but they will firm up as they cool. 8. Transfer onto a drying rack. 9. Wait until room temperature to eat to prevent burning your mouth or hands, and enjoy!

[@NishByju]

Why is this needed, just asking

[@mattscott43]

Just made it, it was good😂

[@thecactuscats2852]

Branzy is singlehandedly carrying the entire lifesteal smp

[@Clownish.mp4]

i love how branzy went full 'smart deadly' this season

[@Infinitykillsmix]

PATCHESSSSSS NOOOOOOO😢. Tip to self he died more than 5 times for the past few videos

[@DahliaInPurple]

Loving this multi part series, it’s fun to see all the pieces of the carnival come together!

[@daroz115]

A petition to get Branzy to Hermitcraft:

[@AGoldenCarrot]

Yes he would be perfect he had got the good aditude for it and he knows how to build good even when he is playing Minecraft's Deadliest server 😄

[@zennytd.]

YES THAT WOULD BE SO FUNNY

[@Ked7]

Him and the chicken man need to team up. To cause chaos.

[@AGoldenCarrot]

@ked49 I think you mean poultry man =)

[@RaidFiftyOne]

Yes he seems like he would fit it perfectly.

[@byurgerman]

The sheer power emanating from the build alone would be enough to crush empires.

[@Theguywhoisafktoday]

This guy went from making the internet to a deadly chicken farm that can kill anything… that is everything other than cats and iron golems… for some reason they don’t take any fall damage.

[@gab7536]

Reddons giving clucker his meat is the funniest part

[@unavailableun]

If I had a nickel for every time Brandy made a murder machine with chickens...

[@MrIvySaur321]

5 nickels.. not too many but more than expected

[@alexanderheidel1100]

@@MrIvySaur321 5!!!

[@Geto_guy]

6:03 “he’s so talented” got me rolling, but what he meant by talented😂😂

[@CheeseOnTop556]

Back shots

[@itssherif9777]

Branzy is the only one on whom's channel I would have expected to see this.

[@robertdemars8816]

23:05 “I can’t see anything, I’m so high!” 💀

[@Browney_Goes_Racing]

Sandiction is so gonna get stitches if he snitches XD

[@xopnmop7312]

Brandy you should name your carnival. Carn-evil

[@Calskidal]

KFC chickens get REVENGE, what happens next is SHOCKING!

[@Alvionalx]

Dar man 💀

[@itsTalkie]

​@Alvionalx heyyyyyy dharman fan :3

[@arrow-chess]

The only thing deadly is Branzy’s dedication to make wholesome Lifesteal videos and end the wars ❤

[@AAssetCools2]

this is the best series on the channel dude

[@Spokeishere]

I Have Been Trolled

[@BC_BEAS1LY]

Too late😅 by like 9 hours

[@Knarfpog]

Fr by the glass pane

[@BC_BEAS1LY]

Spoke, you said this comment way too late

[@BC_BEAS1LY]

I’m also subbed I think

[@Shane_Hariprashad]

@@Spokeishere get trolled

[@GlobeSync1]

Branzy is the only person keeping Lifesteal alive.

[@Ked7]

Yet he has killed all the members like seven times

[@Orca4135]

YESSSSSS that one two years ago is still one of my top 3 favorite Branzy videos and now there’s a V2!!!

[@captdeadmeat]

Branzy seriously you are like a Mad Scientist. And I am all about it. Such a cool build. Loved the video.

[@havatzeletzohar5853]

branzy just wanted to say i was bored on a saturday afternoon and seeing your vid made me very excited and happy great vid keep it up

[@theywhoshallnotbenamed.]

BRANZYYYYY CONTENT OMG How does he make everything deadly??? HIS IMAGINATION IS TOO STRONG

[@felpless]

sometimes i think "what is branzy doing with his life" This man is spending days to build a trap. I dont know how he isnt bored😅. Plus, if the trap fails then everything was for nothing😢. Still, Love you videos Branzy!❤

[@CoolColin2013]

Back again with killing people tirelessly with player hungry chickens

[@Stardiamond_FN]

i just recently started rewatching branzy and it had made me laugh so much and i cant wait to see the rest of the series

[@MicVc]

At this point branzy can build anything

[@star5384]

Reddoons definitely have a gambling addiction 😭💀

[@MrCommentGod]

*Timestamps for the video* Start: 0:00 End: 29:07

[@susana311071]

Oh my god, thank you i finally know it now

[@matthewbell539]

damn thanks

[@uiinpui]

true

[@coolboy4625]

An absolutely useless fucking comment

[@Beegirl12345]

@@coolboy4625it’s not useless

[@leesmith8765]

That got me 😂😂😂🎉🎉🎉 17:57

[@Gort123-]

1:06 yoo that’s me

[@WinterAurora-m3p]

4C is basically branzy’s slave in these carnival vids😊

[@Classical99]

The chicken finally AVENGED the players.

[@annaceleste2893]

Who wants to bet that a certain gelatinous teammate had something to do with the missing slime

[@SilverE_cho]

Branzy is the best lifestealer +how is minutetech is on 11 hearts💀(I guess mapicc and zam farmed him)

[@jaydlmao]

Wealth,fame,power. Bran D. Zy had achieved everything this world has to offer. His dying words would lead countless players to his mushroom island. “Want my hearts, you can have them. You just have to survive my deadly carnival games” The world has truly entered LifeSteal SMP Season 5!

[@UncleTazTaszung]

2:55 My favourite movie!

[@kbm0709edits]

The original version was actually my first video that I saw of yours! 😊 you haven’t changed since! I love Your videos Branzy! ❤

[@YorikiZhin]

Good job you made me have nightmares about chickens

[@gavindasher9356]

Build Looks To The Moon (Spearmaster Era, Moon's prime)(she is friendly and won't harm anyone) from Rain World, or Five Pebbles (who won't even tolerate 2 visits, killing the slugcat on the 3rd visit or if they don't leave, but he does it immediately to Spearmaster, out of anger), you may need to add the iterators themselves (and their abilities and components) to the game too.

[@gavindasher9356]

I'd recommend the official Rain World wiki for additional details and information. I'd also add other Rain World things, like the scavengers.

[@gavindasher9356]

None of Rain World's animation is set but instead procedurally generated in real time, though with set parameters.

[@XavierClancy-kh5ou]

Damm Branzy how many of these do you need??? 🤔🤔🤔

[@finethishandlehasbeenunremoved]

5:24 “if skyblock has teached me anything it’s that if you have a problem, the only option is SLAVERY” -Technoblade, the great potato war

[@ggRainBow]

I have your first recommendation. Our content is similar.😍

[@slayersam2982]

…

[@tahminayeasmin3348]

Nah i dont think so

[@amysu2406]

What

[@oVo_KingColePlaying]

You sure?

[@josephdesilva9569]

Is if stupid man

[@UltimateSage-oy8qs]

2:19 I just got threatened by a chicken 😳

[@NotCitingDow]

THE KENTUCKY FRIEND KILLERR

[@alfredocheese8645]

I forget branzy has slav- I mean employees

[@J2Nap]

Scary chicken of my nightmares

[@TheFlamimgFox]

Poor patches has to live with Branzys shenanigans, he probably sleeps with *one eye open*

[@GojiMC]

Who’s eating *fried chicken* rn? 💀

[@masterh8908]

Me

[@Minecraftsnowwhiteofficial]

2:00 CHILLL BRANZY I AM SUBSCRIBED

[@valeriewhisler9822]

explain 2:44

[@Catchild13]

The second I saw that his slime was missing, I instantly thought "He's going to make 4C build him a new farm"

[@Tvcat2]

Chicken chain👇

[@quibl4952]

🐓

[@the_jellish]

Chicken

[@nekolatheneko]

Chicken 🐔

[@indosia444]

chicken

[@Beegirl12345]

Chicken 🐔

[@Elysium_Nova]

I love how brandy does the most impressive redstone stuff to make a ridiculous video

[@dryland9909]

Literally everyone else on the server : ⚔️⚔️🗡️🗡️ betrayal,hearts trap Branzy : Chicky kills people

[@MrJJLand]

The perfect one-liner: Player Launch High, Land Right or Die

[@chaos7311]

Branzy, there is one thing you have failed to see: slow falling. They can hide their slow falling potion and milk bucket in their inventory and get rid of any proof that they used cheats!

[@pondboy976]

2:44 " I can't laugh I'm not supposed to laugh I can't laugh" .😂😂😂😂😂

[@ZayKay45]

If I had a nickel for every time Branzy made a video about murderous chickens, I swear I'd have four nickels....

[@alexcantrell700]

First it was DantDM and Dr. Trayarus, and now it's Branzy and Patches. Time sure goes by fast

[@W1ldGD]

3:34 "Someone... Stole... My slime!?" (nailed it)

[@philliplance2123]

"it looks so cool, wait untill there is a giant chicken on top of it" 🤣

[@SuperShadow-dl4sn]

I remember when he first uploaded the first chicken machine. This is gonna be good

[@lockskelington314]

For such a great video Branzy, you've earned my subscription.

[@amberstargames]

Patches is the equivalent of a war hero at this point

[@carkencarkenbs]

BranzyCraft, your the least deadly in the server but you make deadly builds