I Committed 100 REAL CRIMES in Minecraft

[@Pangi]

i do not condone crime, but when branzy does it, it is cool!

[@Random_and_Things]

Y’know, i agree

[@NMB_WHATISGRASS]

pangi

[@me-ig]

Same

[@cTeiol]

It's only legal if Branzy does it

[@CapyBrawla]

I do condone crime, but when branzy does it, it is cool!

[@burntbeanies7886]

That switch up from nervous criminal in court to a clearly very studied criminal who has been keeping an eye on everyones activities was soooo good to watch. Just awesome.

[@nataliedeeds4569]

1:30:34

[@PooksterTheFirst]

Ah branzy, our favourite criminal

[@Windblaze0]

Same

[@Harlyriz]

same

[@cTeiol]

Same

[@cool.kid.ig-]

very true

[@Christo_Robin]

The one who can never get caught

[@highfall8145]

Branzy while trying to follow laws: *Accidently prisons the entire village* Branzy while breaking 100 laws: *Normal Minecraft Server Tomfoolery*

[@BuZzer1999]

Branzy didn’t light the tnt the mace died from did That’s Minecraft mechanics

[@felipesideris4632]

36:32 putting rekrap to run the melon farm is hilarious😂

[@Wunkrap]

@@felipesideris4632 lol

[@srinivaschilakala216]

_☠️_

[@Tsuyukiisthere]

Fr😂😂

[@shufiyanmandhu2839]

It's not a melon farm it's a carrot farm

[@bomoose]

@@srinivaschilakala216 SKULLEMOJI

[@eliswanngard]

Fun fact. Dancing in Sweden is no longer illegal. So when the new law came, everyone in the Swedish Riksdag took to social media to dance. Some together and some with 16-year-old children (they're like 40+). In a simple way of explaining it was illegal because they thought dancing was the first step to s*x in public so they banned it.

[@aarnealplayzgames9580]

Imagine you do a lil tap dance by accident and the fbi barges in with 10000 years in prison on your head 💀

[@notyarrs]

​@@aarnealplayzgames9580the fbi is USA only

[@Elioenahf9]

BRO

[@mrshortstackk]

No one cares (No hate)

[@치추이]

couldn’t they specify “sexy” dancing then🤣

[@Random_and_Things]

It’s funny how branzy and reddoons both have a villager friend. Branzy has patches while red has filbert

[@Legundo]

You were the best business partner a drug lord could have ever asked for.

[@SCP-GODSLAYR]

He sure looked like a good one!

[@Null_Craft]

Hahah

[@zoehill9274]

How do you only have 2 replies..? Eh, well I liked the breaking bad reference

[@Jackisacoolperson]

Basically, He went from suspiciously commiting crimes to publicly commiting crimes.

[@yessir-wv4to]

Skibidi

[@Jackisacoolperson]

Skibiddi

[@solitudeZEdemon]

God the replies are all brain rot

[@1980rosered]

​@@solitudeZEdemonagree 😭

[@Joshemve]

The after hours smp looks so fun!

[@4fitalways]

Verified and no likes or comments

[@TEXAS_1845]

I love your videos!

[@shufiyanmandhu2839]

Can't wait for The FBI to find out branzy's search history filled with 'how to Commit 100 crimes easily' 😂

[@TahaIsPro-k3k]

relatable af

[@Animator2023]

Lol

[@arzhan1760]

FBI open up

[@drexdfa]

@@TahaIsPro-k3kfax

[@Webt00n-lover]

FR

[@codedcoded]

Branzy spinning 100 charges against him into the execution of the entire server is crazy 💀

[@badiskool9159]

spoilers :(

[@codedcoded]

@@badiskool9159 dont worry. im a habitual liar. you wont even know if its true or not.

[@coolkusogaki]

From causing yourself mental pain to commiting attempted minecraftmurder, from supporting a charity to faking a charity, now we have everything branzy in one vid. edit: is this what internet clout feels like :OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO jk ty

[@Windblaze0]

Real

[@internet.dweller]

the ultimate branzy video

[@cool.kid.ig-]

😂

[@Thai8521]

nice kobo pfp

[@vlonemf]

Cant wait until Branzy drops "Commiting 100 REAL CRIMES IRL!"

[@bngwng]

FR😂

[@yourfellowpolishtranslator2918]

Committing 100 Minecraft crimes IRL

[@lasercraft32]

@@yourfellowpolishtranslator2918 Branzy on his way to dig straight down and add vertical slabs irl. XD

[@Remi_rubies08]

38:36 "Behold! I am tripping" -Branzy 2024

[@MeIsAiden]

lmao fr

[@MainAwesome11_YT]

6:36 The Minecraft overlords didn’t want you to bring the donkey to the dragon… don’t you remember what happened last time a donkey and a dragon met?

[@cooleggpool]

BROTHER.

[@alpax001Newb]

YOU MENACE

[@BananaWasTaken]

1:28:18 That zoom on the invisibility potion was a great piece of editing and foreshadowing.

[@Bobartsplipinsplop]

Branzy: Alright Patches lets show them what real pirates can do! Patches: *intentionally walks the plank* Branzy: oh Patches noooo patcheeesssss

[@SankalpGupta-xy6em]

Branzy definitely had a lot of fun making this type of video

[@Windblaze0]

Yup

[@entothechesnautknight1762]

I have unfortunate news; That was not Jay walking. That was, in fact, explicitly a crosswalk intersection without a mark, making it entirely and explicitly written as legal.

[@DeathByManchineel]

As a citizen of New Hampshire I can confirm everything that happened in this trial was fair and just under New Hampshire law and was totally 100% evidence of a fair, just, and unbiased court

[@ncolyer]

so if you used my farm, does that mean I'm a criminal accomplice? My lawyers will be in touch...

[@Clownish.mp4]

i almost didnt read the 'in minecraft' and got scared😭😭

[@LogiBear21513]

Well I’m trying it irl then XD

[@M9.G6.H5]

@@LogiBear21513 stay moral. This is a game. Not real. Reality is different.

[@LogiBear21513]

@@M9.G6.H5 womp womp NOW IM RECORDING REHEHEHEHEE

[@Flamebloodcooks]

Why is my home on fire?

[@LogiBear21513]

@@Flamebloodcooks UHHHHH NOT ME!!!!?!?!

[@orangeeyz]

8:00 poor kaboodle-

[@Professor-E-q1o]

What happened to her

[@AtharvaMestry-e7x]

She got sold to phebee

[@N0Y35]

Clownpierce has been quiet since this video dropped

[@robbiej8a]

Ikr

[@pyroknightmc]

ferre has been teaching him how to not upload

[@Rulebook22]

Never thought i would hear Branzy say “it’s time to start drug farming!”

[@yeetjager]

you know its gonna be a good day when branzy uploads about commiting crimes .

[@Mr.HoodyGuy]

Branzy: I commited 100 real life crimes! In minecraft right? :D Branzy: :] In minecraft right? D:

[@MXPlayz47]

finding a branzy vid 12 mins after it came out is like finding branzy following the law.

[@ZHANGRyan-t5q]

Why am I not surprised? Dang it Branzy, now I gotta turn on Incognito mode.

[@Bluekoodo]

Bro Branzy is speedrunning. At 3 and a half mins, he's commiting 3 crimes per minute

[@Karma_242]

1:02:36 I was fully expecting Branzy to just say yes and force them to use another question😂

[@Darkk_rblx]

this is such a creative idea

[@Madtiger416]

"Oldest" friends?! You're no spring chicken yourself there pal. I'm very good at judge.

[@indominusrex2859]

Branzy you cant incorporate your life in minecraft

[@endergaming2760]

Its so weird to see Legundo in a Branzy video, they are so chaotic together it's amazing.

[@deathmij]

I'm loving the sound of this one, branzy!

[@MaxynMohamed]

The ominous bottle farm is another crime : Mass Murder

[@shadow_elemental4622]

I love how much emotion branzy can put into his voice it always makes these better

[@SleepyHypixel]

Can’t wait for ‘Committing 100 REAL CRIMES In Real Life’

[@EclipseIsMe]

Next video: Any crime I commit in Minecraft I COMMIT IN REAL LIFE

[@jamieInfantI]

Bro,that court session TOOK 2 in game days 😂😂😂

[@kenthartig7065]

Defendants are straight up not required to testify in court. You could've just refused to testify lmao

[@CheetahG-b6m]

Branzy, I remind you that "Shaboingery" is something someone HAS been arrested for

[@Random_and_Things]

From keeping the laws of minecraft to breaking them. The convict has uploaded. This will redeem him

[@Psyan]

Your Honor, I drop kicked that old man in SELF DEFENSE

[@CollectorBlox]

Branz is now a 10 stars wanted criminal 🐢🔥

[@HarveyAgain.mp4]

"this is arson" this is the best video i have ever watched

[@ChokeShotEdits]

thumbnail got me to interested i made popcorn for this

[@RogerMollet]

This is the most incompetent court case and it’s super funny.

[@Tenvolcano]

Fun fact, everyone currently watching the video isn’t finished

[@highfall8145]

Branzy opening a drug lab was not on my September list

[@Spots_Racer]

It's funny that if you're rich, none of these crimes have actual consequences.

[@fahriagung-_.]

1:32:20 I love that you had time to finish praising reddons 😅😂

[@RealVenomHead]

BRANZY IS BACK BOYSSSS!!!

[@venessafugi6768]

This whole thing was such a blast to watch! The dognapping, the sky battle, the court case, everything!

[@SpookedbySpooka]

i'd never expect reddoons and branzy being business partners. (can i just say how this reminds me of swagdoons for some reason)

[@grandmafrosty]

"Branzy, were you asked five questions or four questions? Ah shoot, that's the fifth question!" Ahahaha, I knew it, I love it so much. Getting them with the stupid question to use up the questions XD

[@axtr3d299]

Finaly a new branzy video lets gooo

[@Bobalotl5k]

54:38 "I am very concerned about your sleep schedule recently" 59:14 "My inventory has never been more full of drugs"

[@EricCampos283]

58:18 bro launched the "tsar bomba" at them😂😂😂

[@KingofBlacknWhite]

8:47 Not boosfer just escaping death by half a heart and still acts so casually calm 💀

[@thatgamerkid1755]

I love how Branzy universally hates Skyrats

[@Kenzingtyn]

You forgot one singular unforgivable thing. To steal a CRAFTING TABLE!!!

[@Forever_Nyx]

Ahh...Boy launched another masterpiece. LETS WATCH IT

[@becknusbickel5795]

Been 3 months since I last watch your videos still love them

[@delta1730]

Oh ahaha what a grea- IS THAT LEGUNDO?!?!?!?

[@Urfave_jazzy]

I forgot he exists for like 5 months but I found him and I remember how good his content was

[@cTeiol]

I always knew Branzy was the protagonist of all crimes

[@gino5366]

38:59 How does a pet turtle run away?!! 😂

[@BoiledPopcorn-g2b]

new smp, new stories, old branzy LOVE IT Edit: thanks for the 10 likes!!!

[@NediacYak]

Mom sees me crying she said why, I'm like Branzy uploaded

[@Strike_S3]

Branzy is the Al Capone of Minecraft

[@OkFrost1064]

I’m happy this was the first video I watched on my birthday🎉😂

[@WinterAurora-m3p]

Arson isn’t a crime if you had fun

[@CatMeow24-qr7uo]

An absolut gem of a video! So much fun to watch 😊

[@soup_minnow_]

lifesteal really has made branzy so much...*deadlier*

[@CoolSandwich111]

He's the DEADLIEST Minecraft player on the DEADLIEST Minecraft SMP

[@NotaRobot-sp8uf]

I just watched 12 minutes yesterday and quit, found nothing better left to speed run daily challenges came back today

[@November-Dragon3]

The most innocent player being the criminal

[@stingrayswierd8953]

I feel like I lost brain cells during that science montage

[@Unifite1]

Bro has done everything.

[@Vitalsyx]

I love these videos, different yet still not entirely ethical

[@EnderThePirate]

“/place structure village” carried with this video

[@abdulazizzabiri7958]

I did not expect from someone not doing any crime to a criminal😂

[@ClickBrickstudios]

Now do it irl

[@lasercraft32]

Branzy doing the Illegal% speedrun XD

[@astroturfisadude]

19:10 You became rekrap

[@thesummersoldier3640]

Taking a criminal justice class, and was pleasantly suprised when I saw this Branzy Video!

[@JDACADEMYA]

8:20 poor kaboodle

[@PastelSMc]

We have missed you BRANZY!!!!🎉🎉❤

[@tamluuthanh7771]

KEEP IN MIND: Minecraft is full of creativity and theres no limit!

[@Joni.Sandy-Brawl]

What does this have to do with the video

[@tamluuthanh7771]

@@Joni.Sandy-Brawl c r e a t i v i t y

[@hybrid3006]

@@Joni.Sandy-Brawl There's no limit to the amount of crimes you can do :D

[@jamesscalzo3033]

Loved the video @Branzy! Can't wait for the next video man! To be honest, I'd have Kept the Valkyrien Skies Mods from the Start.... Along with the Create Mod and all Mods for it's Community (Create: Big Cannons, Create: Diesel Generators, Create: New Age, Create: Confectionery, Create: Enchanting Etc.) And YUNG's Better Minecraft Mods, Talhanation's Recruit Villagers, Villager Workers and Small Ships Mods, Terralith, Biomes O Plenty, Regions Unexplored, Incendium, Towns and Towers, Naturalist, Upgrade Aquatic, Ben's Sharks and The Lost Cities Mod to name a Few. I'm saying this because the After Hours SMP definitely Needs a Deployment of Forces from the Independent Republic of Cadria (or I.R.C. for short) in order to Calm down the Situation that you've created here. If I even had an Account to play on Java Edition, I'd Build a Clone Wars Grand Army of the Republic Task Force with a Venator-class Attack Cruiser, a Victory (I)-class Star Destroyer, 4 Arquitens-class Light Cruisers and 9 Corellian CR 90 Corvettes Carrying Troops and Equipment of the 619th Attack Battalion Escorting 2 or 3 Acclamator-class Assault Ships Carrying the Troops and Equipment of the 22nd Lava Corps, Clone 82nd Airborne Division and the 24th Elite Corps or rather Elements thereof. However, Since you've brought up several Pieces of Historical Context, I think Holding you in the Brig of a U.S. Navy Warship will do just Fine. The only Question Being do I Assign the 3rd and Last Midway-class Aircraft Carrier USS Coral Sea (CV-43), The 5th Ship of the Wasp-class Amphibious Assault Ships USS Bataan (LHD-5) or her Modified Baby Sister that is the 8th and Last Ship of the Class USS Makin Island (LHD-8). A Nice Flight in a UH-60M Black Hawk Medium Lift Utility Helicopter would do you do good. Let me know what you think about this and I'll catch you in your next video man!

[@jamesscalzo3033]

P.S. Apparently, It's Illegal to Change even a Lightbulb in Australia. You have to be a Licensed Electrician to do something as simple as Changing a Lightbulb. Ask Kab next time you see her if you don't believe me.

[@jamesscalzo3033]

P.P.S. Next Time, Try to Rebuild the Village. It might be Interesting to see you Build a Town or a City in Minecraft.

[@itsjanak6337]

36:31 Rekrap2 🤣🤣🤣

[@tatepatrick3095]

Glad to see he’s still uploading

[@Earthyxyz]

YAY!

[@emmajumet7367]

When life gives you lemons, call them yellow oranges and sell them for double price.

[@Bluekoodo]

9:09 Branzy just said 'aboot'. For the record, most of us Canadians don't actually say 'aboot'.

[@famitracked]

yeah we usually say something in-between 😂

[@Bluekoodo]

Now that I think about it, it IS kind of a mix between the two of them, leaning more towards 'about' tho.

[@famitracked]

@@Bluekoodo kinda like saying "a boat"

[@Marshall_Playzz]

This Video changed my life, i finally understood what my goals in life are, thank branzy for everything, you inspired me to become an ultimate criminal❤

[@UltbeeNOTFAKE]

that thumbnail would be so good if it wasn't AI

[@Zoova]

He changed it :)

[@astralvortxx]

I like how it gives us to read rules before commenting on a breaking 100 laws in minecraft video 😂😂. This is the best vid I have ever seen