Vanderpump Rules Season 9 Recap | Here's What You Missed | Bravo

[@elizabethgoncalves9182]

I still think they should’ve named their bar Tomfoolery

[@LeaveAhNah]

Would have been so much better

[@szee8588]

Tomfuckery

[@megan-leighbailey647]

😂

[@jask7615]

😂

[@shayna84]

great idea. rename, rebrand to tomfoolery. it should become a smash place or ax throwing.

[@OliveCandy38]

You know, I truly don't understand why Schwartz can't say to Sandoval, you cannot and will not speak to my wife that way. VERY EASY. None of the men I surround myself with would contemplate this for one second!!!!

[@profhortsunlover1536]

sexism, misogyny, gynophobia, homophobia, they believe in Brocode, which is very toxic towards females, not het, but they can't ever talk about being lgbtqai, schwartz genuinely believes he is better than katie ~ she embarrasses him ~ this belief was given to him by a sexist system/thechurch ~ i think schwartz might be a drunk, co-dependent on sandy/katie

[@fieryred518]

Because Schwartz cared more about his relationship with Sandy then his marriage, unfortunately....

[@mahmudanizam9646]

I feel like Sandoval made sure Katie and Shwartz got divorced 😢

[@Shestheman013]

I don’t think so much that he wanted them to fail more so that he made it beyond difficult for them to stay again

[@petitepersianperspective3468]

Brock is a deadbeat dad. Schaena will support him until she grows weary of it!

[@keenanadams80]

“He’s my best friend” - shaena about every guy

[@KA-eu9sy]

Agreed. Buys a non diamond engagement ring on 3 credit cards. Rather than paying child support.

[@carolinemccarneyfinn]

Kate was correct to leave tom he had no respect for her

[@Alissasness]

Plus he drinks too much

[@KA-eu9sy]

Plus, he's Sandoval's biotch

[@Roz-y2d]

Or she for him!!!

[@stephaniegraf8337]

And the whole “f you for making me feel this way towards you “ LOOOOL

[@thatgirlPAIGE94]

I’m still sad but not at all shocked about Tom and Katie 😭

[@Seven7eIeven11]

It was always a matter of time

[@TheWinnie42]

🤣🤣 right I’m honestly surprised they lasted as long as they did

[@yolandabain8405]

Tom go with Tom..

[@sassibrake3071]

Agreed 👍

[@Whatsup766]

She gave him an ultimatum to marry her. This was inevitable.

[@jacquelinebaltazar554]

I’m here for James calling Brock out

[@KA-eu9sy]

Brock is so shady. Such a scammer. Glad James told him where to go when he tried to get married during James/Rachel's weekend.

[@GoWTFAdventures]

biggest cloutchaser Shena victim number 1. She went from Shay moochin off her money and fame to brock doingg the same. Probably picked her off since he was in Australia moved to US to chase her, needs a greencard to stay in US and then lock the baby money

[@KA-eu9sy]

@@GoWTFAdventures yup

[@margaretkerr4591]

Did you see his heavy hints to Sandoval when he bought the ring?! I'm skint for 6 months! Good mf! Your kids need to eat - you don't! Awkward as hell! You just know he is going to Ponce of Tom S. Notice , he NEVER asks for a loan?! He talks until you offer him the money!

[@Meshell246]

Brock shouldn't have said anything..But sorry Lala didn't have to say anything to James about. She is shady as f**k.. For that matter none of them can keep their mouth shut about anything. A few of them are just real sh*t stirrers..

[@minenhlem]

The girls were so sweet for raining funds for Raquels nose!

[@theempresss]

Lala is nuts. I bet you she wouldn’t talk to me like that hahahaah. She picks her victims.

[@MySweetAriane]

Girl exactly lol. When she was yelling in Billy and Raquel's faces she knew they wouldn't do anything to her. She knows exactly who to get bold with lol. She tries to come off as a badass around certain people.

[@phoenixluna4137]

In the real world, Lala would get her Veneers knocked out. She isn't hard. She just barks alot.

[@tracim3080]

So you’re just gonna blame the people she talks to for not being tough enough to stand up to her? You don’t sound much different than Lala

[@marykay7878]

@@tracim3080 she never blamed anyone but lala. lala is predatory, she looks for people who can never display the level of toxicity she does. there is a reason she never really came for katie.

[@tracim3080]

@@marykay7878 when you say that she couldn’t do it to you you kind of implied that’s for some reason the people she does do it to her just letting it happen It’s a knee-jerk reaction people have, and it’s rooted in victim, blaming and it’s a small version of it but when you’re guilty of the small version, you tend to be guilty of the big version too

[@bt2598]

I don’t like Brock. The fact that he abused his former wife, abandoned his children for fame and status with Scheana. He seems like he is using her but not bringing a lot to the table. Scheana and Lala are a mess. James is a mess, he really doesn’t need to drink and needs to put the work in to actually improve himself. Raquel deserved better.

[@jeanmcginnis9804]

I see Lala is still a bully…smh

[@DajiaStar]

And obsessed with James. Every chance to sleep with him when he’s in a relationship she will do it. Then tell the girl with no genuine remorse.

[@ellebee5607]

Yep.. always.. all bark no bite tho

[@md3800]

Lala saying "DOH-mestic" is so funny to me.

[@marygarcia456]

Whom ever can land Peter forever will be one lucky lady and that's an understatement!!!!!

[@CuriousCat777]

Lol he looks innocent until you get to know what the guys say about him and what he does with the ladies. He’s no angel…

[@deecohen1383]

Ive always thought this too

[@dawnjohnson9726]

Peter is sleazy, there's a reason he's ALWAYS single! Also they filmed his apartment, he has a ratty blanket as a curtain, a mattress on the floor, with stained sheets on it, he doesn't have his shit together AT ALL.. bad hygenine and lives like a heathen. Gross.

[@Roz-y2d]

@@CuriousCat777Nothing nasty I hope.

[@luisaarora9487]

Season 9 was really missing jax brittany stassi and kristen - could so feel the energy of the group not being the same😢

[@1-queen773]

Forgot them already byeeeee ✌️

[@Tommy23269]

Stassi 🤢🤮

[@megmur1766]

@@1-queen773 oh plse. Nothing has changed. Stassi is still emotionally abusing her husband and Jax is still cheating. Nothing new

[@OpulentWife]

I feel like stasis’s and Kristen’s storylines were annoying

[@whyisthisdifferentnow]

Lala only acts like this, because she hasn’t come across a real one. Drop her off in Atlanta, Potomac, or Jersey and see if she keeps that same energy.

[@malayacarey69]

Right?

[@Roz-y2d]

I think she’d fit right in and give them a run for their money. And after they’ve assaulted her she could sue them. It’s a perfect storm.🤣😂😅

[@darciemerriweather1206]

I'm so glad I'm a loner... who needs that drama and bs?

[@noellascores5381]

Brock the new Jax in James world 😂😂😂

[@Seven7eIeven11]

I dont think we needed a 10 min recap more like 2 mins needed lol

[@charliedemosmusic]

I love the Tom’s romance. I hope they finally make it official and come out soon. So much passion! 🔥❤️🔥they are a hot couple too! Made for each other.

[@gothbeauty2957]

Who?

[@ladyd9511]

@@gothbeauty2957 Tom and Tom

[@_syd_10110_]

Kinda glad I missed this season, hopefullly this new one is better

[@famous9415]

The nose job situation killed me 🤣

[@MeadeSkeltonMusic]

Looks like I didn't miss anything. Thanks.

[@profhortsunlover1536]

1) all brock had to do was stay close by the pod he made, he ran as far away as possible, sheena is going to end up lumbered and broke 2) if your dad doesn't gel with ur luvver, dump them, your dad was a young buck once, lived experience + age = great great wisdom 3) james and raquel were from opposite sides of the social spectrum, raquel is smart, chose wisely by opting out of a life trapped by a family of uneducated talentless leaches 4) brittany ignored her dad... and ignored the hive mind, she'll end up lumbered and broke 5) randall turned out to be a rotter, ofc, you can't get rich in tinsel town unless you're exploiting 24/7 [age-gap ships are toxic, there's always some lvl of abse] 6) raquel clearly googled marriage laws, as a spouse, you share your inheritances w each other, it's why millionaires marry billionaires, for their family jewels 7) ariana & tom aren't married, aren't engaged to be married, they come off as childish by comparison, to some of the others, trying to keep katie out of business ventures is not good for katie, both toms are blithering idiots

[@SarahDIrish]

Can't wait for James and Lala

[@BR.1991]

So, now that all this has happened with Rachel and Tom I think it's even MORE dramatic the way that she was talking about James bumping her nose. Like she made it like a fing soap opera.

[@ebonysmith6076]

I'm siding with Schwartz here....Lala has no right inviting her friends to a 'rooftop meeting' to pledge their alliance with her instead of Randal. Schwartz is going through a divorce with his long term partner of 12 years, selling a house etc - Lala and Randal's drama is the least of his worries and rightfully so,.

[@PinkNora10]

I still don’t understand why Sheana still speaks to Lala

[@debbyvibbert3177]

Don't trust Lala..or James how long until they hook up.

[@dianamorales1245]

I still think Tom and Katie would of been together if it wasn’t bc of Sandoval

[@isitoveryet9525]

& they still would’ve been miserable. Sandoval was an issue in their marriage, but from the only & far from the biggest. The marriage only happened because of an ultimatum & they both just settled for one another. They’re both much better off apart

[@JAZZnMOTION]

I’m not a fan of Katie soooo I’m hoping to see a different side of her now that show single

[@MissPerriwinkle]

lala....alwys the bad energy of the crowd.

[@willifredo]

Should have named it black sands. Schwartz means black, sands = Sandoval - still would be tropical themed.

[@willifredo]

@@yc7371 different spelling, same translation

[@GoWTFAdventures]

racially problematic

[@ellebee5607]

​@@GoWTFAdventures omg 🙄 everything is racist to those looking for race. Just stop! Not everything is bout race like these racially motivated left think

[@dinahk4873]

Katie just because everyone else is having babies doesnt mean you have to...once you do your life is over as you once knew it, if your a good mom , you live for the baby...

[@ph5284]

Sandy just needs to come out. He may relax a bit.

[@luisaarora9487]

Loved james in season 9 hes always been one of my favs

[@HighClassWhiteTrashCharlee]

Why does Scheana feel like Brock having children he can’t afford is everyone else’s problem or responsibility???

[@Roz-y2d]

Does she?

[@Deletedy27]

I'm so excited😃bring on the drama

[@bt2598]

I always knew Katie and Tom wouldn’t last. They both looked miserable but that they were staying together for the sake of the group.

[@Destinys-Purpose]

I hope bravo post the first episode on here tonight .

[@EarthAngel97]

Forced to eat? There's people right in LA who can't eat because they live in a literal tent.

[@loecooper936]

I chose to not watch season 9 because i was convinced the show would be so lame without stassi and jax... this recap is surprisingly amazing... I didnt even know how much i really liked seeing more indepth promotion of scheana!!! She actually does have alot of substance and seeing her journey as a mother and her getting married.. brock really suits her. You can tell she takes the backseat and he really helps bring out her femininity. She really lets him take the lead and its beautiful to see. What a beautiful couple!

[@queenelizabee7246]

Secret marriage sounds irresponsible 😊

[@deeaye01]

The foot part made my stomach turn 🫣🤮🤢

[@bellaalvarez1221]

Katie has a glow up😍😍she’s naturally beautiful but now?yess Katie

[@profhortsunlover1536]

Lala thinking she's a Step Mother when she's just a dirty old man's sidepiece is the saddest thing about season 9. The under 25's really haven't got a clue, they need tons of guideance. She called out Brock like it was her duty, all "holier than thou", when randy was betraying his kids left right n centre, same as Brock. I'm pleased I did my growing up in private.

[@jessicajordan3060]

Thanks I had forgot how boring season 9 was

[@mlo7351]

I can't stand lala.

[@kylieeeramirez7838]

Damn what happened to Sheanas face??? Looks weird .

[@makailabarraza8131]

She had a baby last season, don’t be rude. Having kids affects your body

[@kylieeeramirez7838]

@@makailabarraza8131 I said face not body … like she got work done - not from having a baby silly

[@AmakaZawadi-vy8qd]

James the ableist judged Raquel and Tom 😳

[@port5526]

Haven’t seen this show since like the second season and Katie is still beautiful she was always my favorite 😍

[@Seven7eIeven11]

Gurl

[@clarity2974]

Not

[@annapaterno4180]

Yes, 🥂Katie has always been my favorite & I think she’s SOOOO VERY BEAUTIFUL! She’s got that classic beauty look, jmo

[@MissJ000]

Lala was the only one that brought the drama last season

[@Meshell246]

Even when it included stirring the pot just to watch others swirm.. Disgraceful..

[@Scorpiobw]

RACHEL was totally banging Tom during her and James engagement. Now looking back on that episode u can see it, I can. He is so desperate for validation he went looking for it on both sides w/ her & James. ICK. James is actually a good bf, I think.

[@AeonJube]

James cheated on her constantly...Raquel is awful but James was not a good boyfriend. He was also super abusive to her when he was drunk

[@kathyfarrell4628]

Who cares…these ‘characters’ are way past their expiration date

[@rebeccawebb4746]

love the toes for nose totally nice would love friends like that ❤

[@carolinestreeter975]

Can’t stand Lala!

[@KA-eu9sy]

Two Toms. Opposites. One needs to speak up. Schwartz One needs to shut up. Sandoval

[@cigarettesandredlips]

Scheana just gets more and more insufferable as the seasons go on. It's such a shame

[@joab757]

Don’t understand the scandal. Seems like they all cheat on each other

[@jessebaker2769]

Granted I only started watching the show because of Scandavol, but from what I've been able to suss out, the reason Tom cheating on Ariana is being treated as a huge deal is a combination of four things: 1. That Tom and Ariana's relationship/friendship is apparently one of the cornerstones of the show and that Tom basically destroyed it by cheating on Ariana. 2. That Tom was able to successfully hide his affair with Ariana from the producers, which itself is a major feat of magnificent bastardom given how something of this magnitude is often IMPOSSIBLE to hide if you are on a reality TV show. 3. Furthermore, it raised an issue that longtime fans keep mentioning in the wake of Scandavol: which is that Jax and James and their reality TV villainy antics basically hogged the spotlight, allowing Tom to be considered a "good guy" by everyone compared to those two and Jax in particular. So now, especially given that Jax is no longer on the show, Tom no longer has Jax and his antics to hide behind and people are starting to fully see Tom as a truly horrible person for the first time. 4. Finally, apparently the post-Jax seasons of the show were considered a bore and the affair/break-up of Tom and Ariana has given the show a massive shot in the arm content-wise.

[@profhortsunlover1536]

Rewatching looking for the redflags re: Scandoval I think if you're with a guy 9 years, you're his common law wife, you're entitled to half of everything you guys built up in that time, keep receipts, get some legal advice. I think rachel is vulnerable to wolves in sheep's clothing, she confused Friendship with Seduction, poor gentle innocent trusting romantic princess got seduced by a guy in a fully committed common law marriage, all he has to do is claim he is her friend...wait for a moment of weakness...pounce, once his DNA is inside her, there's a chemical bond ~ a much deeper connection. It's a good job rachel's parents aren't as naive.

[@jessebaker2769]

Actually it's ten years. Not nine under California cohabitation laws.

[@TwitsGodMother]

I was forced to eat and if I didn’t there would be punishment - sounds like every Latin household I grew up around 😳

[@eriasmara7739]

Think most parents don't like to waste food and want their children to be healthier via good nutrition.

[@carolinemccarneyfinn]

Need the old ones back these guys haven't got the buss

[@KA-eu9sy]

5:53 Love Lala. She says it : "Because

[@szee8588]

Scheana is the dumbest and trashiest but turned out the luckiest. Shows life is unpredictable.

[@theempresss]

I love Brock he’s so honest

[@theempresss]

This is exactly what Schena needs

[@otinothomas5791]

The lies

[@thaliap3125]

Huhhhhh??!

[@ellebee5607]

​@@otinothomas5791 why, u know him personally 🙄

[@otinothomas5791]

@@ellebee5607 oh baby I only judge what you give me

[@ReefahChickie]

Secret looks at ari😂😂😂

[@luisaarora9487]

My fav guy/girl friendships of all time - schwarts&stassi and james&lala jax&stassi

[@lizardellipo4976]

Love my Rules

[@AmakaZawadi-vy8qd]

James nerve to call someone awful

[@bobkiehl9943]

I want Katie to know when she said you love me but you don't like me I got it.thank you.

[@susandionne9682]

Possible name T N T = POW TOM N TOM = POW (Dynamite)

[@plainsimple244]

I've just started binge watching this series and it's the same thing; funny as hell drama because everyone is a narcissist and tries to get someone else to feel, think, and believe what they feel, think, and believe.... Also, Lisa calms everyone down and puts them in their place because they work for her, so she's great at controlling psychotics, and from what I see she loves those horses, those huge horses.... Plus, the relationship between Shwartz and Sandoval is true brotherhood and united as one.... I do think Kennedy is funny as hell because he game-pimps the women and manipulates them constantly while I love Jax because Jax really dominates everyone mentally while having a, 'wait-and-see' attitude because he already knows yet nobody takes him seriously... I don't like how Katie tried to control Shwartz and my favorite female character is LaLa because she just doesn't give a flying-flip and the other women are either too dependent or too catty and either way it works fine...it's a sad, funny, twisted, and mentally disturbing show but it's a combination of: The Young & The Restless, Melrose Place, and Jersey Shore -- everyone has slept with everyone and the mental games never stop.

[@sohielamoussavian2477]

Thanks to Tom and Raquel for making everyone famous and rich we all sick and tired of these BS enough

[@profhortsunlover1536]

James has some shortsighted idologies. Success isn't measured by how married you are or how many children you have, you can be single and childfree and be successful. We're not all parent material, most of us are spares, just in case. Those who are desperate to enter parenthood should go for it. But those who are afraid can simply be a devoted auntie or uncle, takes a village to raise children.

[@kathleenweinberg6442]

I'm sure next season will be great

[@SUEDUCE]

Scheana act like she won a prize with Brock but he only had a baby with her plus married her was because of the show.

[@desiprincess99]

and for the green card LOL

[@AerisSerendipity]

It's unfortunate but this show isn't good at all anymore. Last season sucked donkeyballs. Worst move in the world to let jax quit the show. He was hella interesting and funny and there was always earthshattering drama with him on the show. Now, with the exception of lala, there are a bunch of stodgy boring lames on this show that are BARELY watchable. A big snorefest. So I won't be watching this season. They should probably just cancel the show at this point imo...I'm still miffed that my once favorite show has turned dullsville. oh well... *smallest violin in the world playing for myself* lol

[@fififirestone3787]

Lol, best season ever and I know you're watching.

[@stephaniegraf8337]

I love James I don’t care what anyone says he’s the only one that calls them out . Him and Lala I hope they realize they are soulmates

[@saramarshall2957]

I'm realizing the name on the balloons said Rachel on them. Well actually I think it said Rachella like Coachella. So I guess we've always known her real name

[@esthercastaneda-wilson285]

La La thinks she looks so cool dancing and she does not!

[@sweetpea3609]

lol i didn’t miss any of this

[@RN_We_got_it]

I hate Brock and schena together he’s gonna break her heart he def love bombed her

[@tommylee1501]

Ariana was a mess this season

[@rebeccawebb4746]

i wanted tom n katie to survive i think tom will regret it in timexxxx

[@taylorbulley1102]

I miss Stassi and Bo

[@GoWTFAdventures]

Bo had so much potential, i wanted to see him break down from the group and then sassi vs lala

[@bjaquez6]

Tom Cats is appropriate. They're both alley cats like Raquel. 😅😅😅

[@SummerRoseCarter]

Lala and Scheana here to me have never looked better. They look so good with some weight.

[@angelagrey1144Eve]

Did she say “I was forced to eat?” There are people starving out in the world and not by choice. These fake people are the worst plz make it stop lol

[@sierragranillo4868]

These people are definitely fake af but this comment is so ignorant. Being forced to eat is definitely a form of abuse.

[@Deathane]

Should of named the bar shandoval or sandowartz

[@ecaldwell9]

I’m just now catching up w/ this. Did he ask Raquel to marry him before or after the affair w/ Sandoval?

[@armygirl85fuckhitler74]

Sandoval paid for the engagement himself!!! 20 grand!! All while they were fucking he's diabolical

[@cindy7400]

That freakin Katie inserts herself in everyone’s business literally, tells them how much she hates the name of their bar ,then they do the private opening then she walks into the place and looks at the sign and says she loves it ? Now that she’s not apart of anything anymore it looks good on her.I don’t know how he stuck it out as long as he did ? She’s just a self entitled spoiled child of a so called women , bossy and as if her opinions really matter calling guy down constantly and still inserting her control over him and they aren’t even together anymore. Why on earth should he even care about her opinions anyways like it should matter!

[@Moneycantbuylife]

Tom getting away from toxic Katie was the best thing Sandoval did

[@Sunshine134_]

I never noticed but Rachel has the same forehead as Theresa Guida!!!

[@mavhusamuriwo1314]

James girl friend is a lot 😮

[@Shynestarlight2013]

I’m really happy for scheana she found a real nice handsome guy who actually values her

[@rebelcobra5099]

The guys who abused his ex wife

[@dukefurst5741]

Until LaLa tries to bed him.

[@Aioki.Germany]

They look fake and crazy

[@lisaward60]

Pics of feet,so weird

[@k.d.w2103]

OMG!!!

[@giapaolucci1990]

lala is proof that having a pretty face dont mean shit when ur ugly on the inside

[@BAMCarter12]

How are these people still working here?... Lol they are making Money i know it's fake...