Brewstew - Lying To Children

[@MrCommentGod]

*Lying to children is one of the perks of being an adult*

[@FinStuff69]

or a teenager

[@Cod3dd]

Fr

[@thehunter_3414]

I'm 15, and i be lying to my little cousins all the time

[@saile6864]

yup

[@ericaschaidt8588]

I think it’s secretly the reason people have kids. lol

[@TheJarlSkillz]

“Alright….” Never gets old

[@AAkvijzy21]

It wouldn't b a real brewstew vid w/o one lol

[@Billi0nGuy]

@@AAkvijzy21nobody can disagree with you and i agree with you

[@processmovie101]

Alright, that's true

[@bengillis2011YT]

I have a bad feeling people are gonna start stealing your comment

[@still-apiece-ofgarbage]

Hearing that “alright” is the best part of my day

[@sincerelymarie05]

My grandpa lied to me and my siblings for years that he had a monkey named Max. He leaned into this lie so much that he got a picture of a monkey photoshopped onto his shoulder. Still have that picture framed because it's funny

[@The_Haruspex]

I remember posting at an old forum, and there was a photoshop section. A guy came in and asked up if we could patch up some holes in an old family picture where he was a kid sitting on his dad's lap, so uh, instead of doing that bullshit, we photoshopped michael jackson's face onto his dad, with him as a kid sitting on his lap. That was pretty fucking funny to me.

[@dgeneeknapp3168]

​@@The_Haruspexthe victim that we didn't know anything about 😂

[@maxwellhunke9999]

I was a monkey?

[@jazziered142]

"I saw that dinosaur, and it was totally real." 😂😂😂

[@Lght_Official]

This is the most diabolical funniest video I’ve seen from him 😂 I’m gonna do this to my son growing up

[@gerryentertainment299]

i once told a kid i was secretly a general, if he didn't return the stolen item..i'll command my soldiers to arrest him. It's really dumb but he believes it

[@Furko08]

Hearing his normal voice was so weird

[@Hottestpisces289]

LMAOO

[@Judacopia]

@@Furko08 True, it sounds so much more monotone when he's not talking in a youtube video

[@DanGamingFan2406]

One sentence in, and I'm already wheezing.🤣 Also, imagine if his niece found out he was lying to her by watching this. I can only imagine how that conversation would go.

[@johnnythewalrus]

Tyler*

[@watershipup7101]

Yeah, Tyler has some explaining to do.

[@dakotatotten5355]

He there was 2 raptors In that picture ….. did he lie ??? Did he ???

[@Irish381]

@@dakotatotten5355 ah yes the Ford Raptor!!! 😆😆😆

[@skullthekidd8622]

The deadpan of "yeah I couldn't believe it either, it was totally real" had me actually cry laughing, that was great.

[@callofduty21911]

WE WILL, WE WILL ROCK YOU

[@something21893]

BUDDY YOURE A BOY MAKE SOME BIG NOISE PLAYING IN THE STREETS GONNA TAKE ON THE WORLD SOMEDAY

[@AnthonyVr122]

WE WILL, WE WILL ROCK U

[@John-c9m2p]

BRO IS FRIENDS WITH CAMODO GAMING!?

[@TheAllSeeingEye2468]

How do u have a brew stew emoji

[@Stalebread2627]

@@TheAllSeeingEye2468you need to be a member

[@magic_magic1]

I love lying! Lying is so fun. I lie to the IRS everyday

[@donovanbowen5146]

*knock knock knock* IRS opening up

[@xXDeath]

😂

[@Chicken-sandwich136]

How I’m I supposed to make 800 f35 100 M1 Abrams and big ass boats if you don’t pay taxes

[@awesometron7866]

IRS after reading this comment: So you have chosen...death

[@ascoutmainTF2]

I love you as a friend

[@BreePixie]

One time I had told my little cousin that I had done the voice for Siri. He was mind blown and I don’t even sound like her 😂

[@Mike-we3rb]

“The gate cannot hear you” was probably the most underrated simplest but funniest line in this whole video.

[@antoniomagallanes8294]

Lying to my niece and nephew is my favorite part of being an uncle.

[@JTVStudios10]

@@TheAstroflight Fr 💀

[@DoodleThis]

I’ve lied to my 6 year old telling her Tim Curry lives in the sewers near our apartment. Not Pennywise… specifically Tim Curry.

[@anarky1765]

I can’t help but think that if you ever bumped into Tim Curry in real life, he would happily feed that lie for you, just for the laughs

[@cloneboy3242]

4:07 “Brewer was at Iwo Jima” LMFAOO

[@WillyYum55]

That fucking killed me😂

[@BWDRJ1989]

So hilarious 🤣

[@PJ.Rob06]

I go to school near the national Iwo Jima memorial in New Britain Connecticut

[@IzunaDropScroll]

The we will rock you bit has me rolling

[@thebigsteve5809]

Don’t you mean rocking?

[@ClashClash89]

He's singing surprisingly good. ^^

[@Moonshine449]

Rock and rolling?

[@jimemcdowell]

As a man with a young niece and nephew, as well as a digital art tablet collecting dust, I thank you.

[@fireandcopper]

I'm 26. Some kids occasionally bother me when I'm fishing, it's the perfect time to convince 6-10 year olds there's massive snakes in the water, the size of a drainage pipe. Gets em' every time

[@Krysty2k]

My 10 year old would probably annoy you with questions and try to catch one. 😂

[@Novastar.SaberCombat]

Showing us the PROPER way to prepare future politicians, CEOs, officials, city workers, technicians, programmers, teachers, actors, directors, ..., ...

[@ThunderTheBlackShadowKitty]

Sometimes I'd lie to my nephews about aliens. Aliens always get them. Just be more imaginative than little green men and saucer ships.

[@FunnyBunny-qc4gh]

Their are snakes like that in real life but it's in the Amazon forest

[@dragongaming479]

i would be dieng if i heard that

[@redoakpropertycarellc]

Told my toddlers that zombies lived in the woods so they would quit going outside alone 🤷

[@mitchellseibel2859]

Genius

[@John-hr3xg]

Lol

[@ISkateandlikeComics]

That’s hilarious and genius 😂😂😂

[@user-pi3hd2bt3f]

My auntie told me there was a homeless guy living under the bridge near our house who liked to steal naughty children and if i dont behave shell give me to him

[@JustBecause7754]

Isn't that just German folklore?

[@b1untf0rce]

it’s crazy i been rocking w brew for over a decade now

[@julianpizano5586]

One time i introduced my little nephews to my pet iguana and when they asked if he was friendly, i said "yes he is... BUT... (in a very serous tone) , what ever you do. Do Not look him in the eyes, and if you do, i need you to come tell me immediately". They still avoid eye contact with him to this day lmfao

[@Tytus_Albas]

Simple yet evil. Love it

[@StayKindUnwind]

@@julianpizano5586 yeah that's a lie, and a stupid one at that. Next time try harder you'll be able to fool more than 30 people.

[@0ffendingeverybody]

Brewstew had me at lying to children

[@YeK3lly]

yooo wait its the real one

[@YeK3lly]

i love you offendigga🫶

[@JTVStudios10]

YOOO IT'S MR. OFFENDING EVERYBODY!!!!!!

[@nittsuA]

youare corny

[@widsquard]

Didn't expect to find another stick figure KZbin shitposter I regularly watch here

[@Exvinitor]

man i love coming back to this dude every few months and just watching everything hes posted

[@Smlthegoatfrfr]

Brewstew is the definition of relatable.

[@armanisanderson90]

Fr though

[@Mr.2GOODD]

We’re both SML fans

[@t.j.lemaster8653]

Facts..👍🤣

[@Azurerblooxx]

ha

[@JTVStudios10]

Fr

[@XxEggsterxX]

Lying to children is necessary as a uncle

[@WindowsXP_User]

I like how brewstew is like one of the most truthful drawing youtubers

[@Cpt_Natalia]

3:03 “President Presentations (No Bill Clinton)” Lmao

[@lifewithlee6298]

Morgan freeman was president in one movie. So it’s not a complete lie

[@JTVStudios10]

KHAL?!

[@dantdmfangamingrich9802]

I need a full version of Tyler singing We Will Rock You

[@nightsong81]

*drunk Tyler

[@lucretiacasey5121]

start a petition

[@frankierzucekjr]

He did nail it

[@God.Of.Mischief_1]

Make this top comment

[@ChocoShake100]

We need a full cover of that masterpiece sung by you

[@ChocoShake100]

@Brewstewfilms0 god damn it a scammer

[@lilbob1812]

.

[@brettwolf3524]

4:14 woke my wife up from cackling. She wasn’t thrilled when I made her watch it after waking up. So damn funny dude 😂

[@Oshmitzz]

i was dying watching that part too 😂

[@Jordanpree]

My day is always good when Brewstew uploads

[@TheCoolStyle]

An overused comment but true

[@Monster37g]

Same. I would always love to watch his silly little cartoons. That actually happened.

[@adisboy351]

Brewstew hitting complete unc status💀

[@whatdoyouexactlymeanbyhandle]

LITERALLY 😭🙏

[@93corvettebaby]

I told the neighbors kids I had the Easter bunny locked in my garage so there's no egg hunt this year.😂 They freaked out!Git off my Lawn!

[@malegria9641]

You’re sick 😂

[@quarterluna]

The one lie I always think about is Snipes, this mythical small bird or something that makes random noises at night. Always a classic.

[@Brutarii]

Isnt there a real bird species called "snipe" though?

[@anonomuse9094]

​​@@Brutariiyes, it takes mice and impales them on sharp branches, which is the use of a tool, indicating higher intelligence than average birds. There's a Sam O'nella academy video on it.

[@thenutbucket5971]

@@anonomuse9094 Those are shrikes, not snipes

[@malegria9641]

@@thenutbucket5971nerd (I work at a zoo before you DARE clap back)

[@patriotchicken]

I heard a wilderness explore and some old guy with a floating house found one a while back...

[@tyffaneelavely8087]

Even after all these years, STILL not only the funniest animation channel, but the funniest damn channel channel. Can rewatch any of his vids from any point, and die laughing thru every one of them.

[@matthew8505]

4:15 "it was totally real" 😂😂

[@هايالقناةفقطتجربة]

1:12 holy fucking shit bro can sing 😂

[@Upsidedown_penguin]

Lamo

[@cirroC45]

@@Upsidedown_penguinLmao*

[@Upsidedown_penguin]

@@cirroC45 what do you know "i_have_no_idea45' it's in your name

[@The_TK_of_YT]

"Buddy youre a boy making Big Boy Playing in the Street Going to be a Big bad someday" had me dying😭😭😂😂💀💀 1:07

[@0151Master]

omfg didn't noticed it the first time 🤣

[@DelightSkull]

Big man*

[@JonathonJohnson-e4t]

1:13

[@The_TK_of_YT]

​@@JonathonJohnson-e4t I started it before it bro

[@claytonwest6364]

honestly hes the only one who can make me laugh nowadays.

[@sephirothprime8403]

3:27 Cody out here catching strays and getting outed at the same time 😂

[@AndrewLollll]

I lost my mom today. This cheered me up, thanks man.

[@redoakpropertycarellc]

Sorry about your mom. May she rest in peace 💐🕊🕯🍻

[@jeaniemenu1822]

I’m very sorry for your loss.

[@chesterdamolester6990]

Don't worry man, I'm sure you'll find her soon!

[@AndrewLollll]

@@chesterdamolester6990 she's dead.

[@johnnythewalrus]

Dude, you're full if shit. That is, if this isn't a bot.

[@dgeneeknapp3168]

Took the preschooler to Utah to visit old friends at Christmas. She thought Salt Lake City was wonderful in the snow all decorated. Then, we went to the Temple Square. She yelled, "Hey! It's the Disney Princess Castle! Let's go see the princesses!" Now, I was NOT having a conversation with a 3 year old about us not being allowed to enter because we're not Mormon. I decided to go with HER assertion. "Honey, it's their nap time, and we can't disturb them. " That was believable to her, so I kept it going...."Mommy, what's on top of the castle?" "THAT'S Tinkerbell!" My godsister looked at me and said, "well? Pretty sure you're going to hell for THAT ONE. " "PROLLY, but now she thinks she's been to Disneyland, and we can't afford it, so.... winner, winner, chicken dinner."😂 Shoulda seen the looks when she told everyone back east that she saw the Disney Princess Castle in Salt Lake City. 😏

[@drysoup3017]

Your sister's a god?

[@dgeneeknapp3168]

​@@drysoup3017Seriously? Please tell me that's your bizarre attempt at something close to humor. 😳🙄

[@drysoup3017]

@@dgeneeknapp3168 Yessir.

[@dgeneeknapp3168]

@@drysoup3017 Not to be mean, but I seriously don't get it.... like at all. 🤷

[@drysoup3017]

@@dgeneeknapp3168 God + sister =godsister = your sister is a god. The joke isn't funny when you have to explain it though...right?

[@TeddyJayO1]

Finally, someone I share a hobby with

[@warchlak.970]

Finally

[@Monster37g]

Finally what

[@warchlak.970]

@@Monster37g new cartoon

[@LordGonkII]

​@@warchlak.970didn't even take that long. Y'all just impatient

[@100PercentTHCfilmsX420X]

I think you meant to say impatient. Lol​@@LordGonkII

[@RT_TheHellHound]

@@LordGonkIIdon’t you mean impatient?

[@MessiMeza-mt7wi]

I got caught off guard at 2:36 💀

[@ohHellnoyouwont]

One of my favorite things about the Brewstew videos is the random pictures on the wall... This one of John Witherspoon on the toilet from the movie Friday was hilarious...😂

[@Linkiscool115]

Always a good day when a new brewstew video comes out!

[@Blutteufel]

I once convinced my neighbours' kid that squirrels are actually a species of furry reptiles and are more active at night because they never sleep.

[@TenoandCo.]

Honey, wake up. A new Brewstew video’s out

[@clockhanded]

Why is honey sleeping at 3:00 PM?

[@bigsqueak4086]

That was me to my partner 8 minutes ago. Lmao

[@TenoandCo.]

@@clockhanded Honey got home from a long day at work lol

[@ericaschaidt8588]

⁠​⁠@@clockhandedwho knows maybe OP & honey live in Australia. Then it’d be 5am tomorrow (Sunday) Time zones and all.

[@johnnythewalrus]

Wow. This is a bot comment. There's dozens on here that say the exact same thing....smh

[@medicTF2.]

4:27 cody face reveal

[@Brucedakat]

I remember as a kid I started a petition claiming that the smallest of my town’s 5 elementary schools did not exist. It was hilarious to our little kid brains😅

[@lordconker7880]

Day always get better when brewstew uploads

[@Jabberwockybird]

2:28. Congrats, you probably turned her into a flat earth moon landing denier

[@hattiesmith5782]

The freaking dino😂 “it was totally real”

[@o_wsp9789]

Lying to children is so easy I convinced them a life ending asteroid was going to hit earth and they started crying

[@Prokrusher5I7]

God… damn… That’s hilarious

[@AKPATRIOT76]

Have em pack up everything in the room and lug it to the car and then tell em the asteroid missed and to put everything back before bedtime

[@sportsfix6975]

All children believe in Dinosaurs too, right up til adulthood 😅

[@Brugar18]

​@@sportsfix6975 Believe that they exist or believe that they have existed?

[@rcdune7132]

​@@sportsfix6975oh Godzilla, please don't tell me you're one of those "dinosaurs were never real" people?😂

[@MrCommentGod]

*Timestamps for the video* Start: 0:00 End: 6:00

[@cingkrazy1412]

That was so helpful

[@mishmash4115]

Very helpful 👌🏻

[@TrueBallerReal]

Thank God I was wondering when this video began and ended

[@BuckeyesFan487]

Thanks I really needed that😂😂

[@brayakajndn]

Helpful yes

[@Jaydenhawk-n4m]

0:58 that made me laugh

[@PeskyPerch]

Tyler Has An Unhealthy Obsession With New Mexico

[@brewstew]

It’s not intentional

[@313_A__]

wdym New Mexico doesn't exist

[@jfournerat1274]

@@brewstewTyler do you still keep in contact with Steven and your cousin David?

[@jfournerat1274]

@@brewstew Tyler you do realize that your niece may figure out about Morgan Freeman not being the 39th US President sooner or later. That is because if Danielle is her mom that means that your parents are her grandparents and your mom and dad were alive when Jimmy Carter was president so they would probably tell her the truth.

[@Loopypickles]

I absolutely love all y’all’s videos. 😂😂😂.

[@LilfoxTheHybridHylian5967]

I kid you not, when I was like 13- 14(I'm 19 years old now) my nephew was like 4 years old or so...I used to mess with his ass and make fake money called "bunny money" and put him in one of our bedroom's empty closet and tell him "use this money to go in bunny world to buy stuff" bro used to believe it. 😂😂😂 I did like a whole Narnia bullshit with my nephew and nieces ...and they just waited inside of the closed closet to be "transported" into "bunny world" with the fake money I gave em. It was fun while it lasted.

[@mikeyworldplayeruno]

All the good BrewStew videos start with “alright”

[@MelzyB97]

“What is she on mescaline or something?” Had me in tears! 😂

[@atterious]

Messing with kids and the suspension of reality is hilarious lol

[@DragonMSword]

I needed a laugh after hell at work

[@brewstew]

Have a beer. Or 12?

[@ZachRVW]

​@@brewstew 12 is rookie numbers, black out drunk is the way to go

[@the_eek2600]

@@ZachRVW just go for 36 and pray to god.

[@jfournerat1274]

@@brewstewspeaking of your niece and nephew are they your sisters children or are they your wife’s nephew or niece?

[@hayleycakes3435]

​@@jfournerat1274bro that's a pretty personal question to be asked from some random guy in the comment sections... Not trying to be a dick, just sayin. Hell brew didn't even tell us he had kids til like 2 years ago

[@Botisaaccount]

1:12 tgis made me laughed so hard i chocked on water

[@Thatracinerailfan]

HURRY MOM BREWSTEW DROPPED!

[@FlintG]

Holy shit get the camera lol.

[@0w0i]

Brew stew will never get old

[@FarFrom_Puken]

This one was hilarious.. the clap on gate had me rolling!

[@Tiggle_biscuit430]

nah now i need a full version of tyler singing we well rock you that part had me dying XD

[@Sven3ST]

He is himself now becoming the weird neighbourhood middle aged beer guy?

[@ronalddg9369]

it's the circle of midwest life

[@Beastmode9000]

Whenever I hear “alright” I know I’m in for a good one 🔥🔥

[@charliethirteen3868]

She said that too.

[@om_dude1986]

@1:42 you had to stop yourself from laughing and I'm dying right now xD

[@frankierzucekjr]

The Bee Gees photo had me dying. Hilarious episode man, im gonna watch it again.😂😂😂

[@Vortexzz1]

“I couldn’t either dude I seen that dinosaur go up to that truck and ran up there and it was totally real” Seems Legit (I’m crying of laughter rn) 😂😂

[@frankierzucekjr]

"Yea well its funny, and ima keep doing it" hahahaha. Man i haven't laughed that loud and that hard in a minute. Freakin hilarious as always bro. If people say they've never done this, they're full of it. Once again, phenomenal episode bro. Too freakin funny

[@bindead]

Just a child running at at a 6 foot ripped male kangaroo, screaming your not real.

[@brewstew]

Their biceps are pretty legit ..

[@jfournerat1274]

@@brewstewyour sister Danielle is going to be angry at you for telling lies to her children.

[@AurelienWoodard]

Can't do that anymore, most of these kids holding nice new smartphones and can factcheck our bullshit lol, doesn't stop me from trying though

[@princeomnivert]

Never. Stop. The. "Alright."

[@Otix_306]

Love your content ❤❤❤

[@Knightwithwinter]

Anyone else watch this on a continuous basis

[@commanderbeast]

5:01 Love how he almost laughed during this sentence

[@CornyVR.]

YAY NEW BREWSTEW😊

[@Retorygamingfam]

Bro I loved the little song😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@brianschmitz2163]

Great stuff!! Great bonding material for me and my 12 year old son. 😊🧍‍♂️

[@f1rocks2190]

0:38 the same thing I’ve lied to my little sister about back when she was younger & she still believes in it today lol 🤣

[@RT_TheHellHound]

Grandpa told Dad that when the ice cream truck plays music it’s because they’re out of ice cream

[@acartillo]

Bro that’s genius

[@briantalbert3441]

This one I absolutely loved!!! It was hilarious!!! Thank you!!!

[@justanaveragegamer8735]

0:45 the clapper

[@Ghostwoodsgaming]

Here for this 😂

[@prestonfore8809]

Here for all the Dad vibes

[@MercurysChannel]

To be fair, I get confused by those gates too

[@هايالقناةفقطتجربة]

4:05 thank you brewer for your honourable service in ww2 🫡 bro almost got dell taco bankrupt because of how many veteran discounts he used 💀

[@SkillfulJam1]

I don't even know why I didn't clue in that photoshop is totally an option to get my nieces and nephews to believe in every lie I tell them

[@JerekBeamon]

convinced my sister for 3 days i was the original vocalist for metallica. also convinced both siblings that our dad was able to see the last dinosaur at the zoo before they went extinct

[@DARKWHISPERER-ze8lo]

I convinced my little brother that Chlamydia was a Pokemon. Edit: I also told him I served in Vietnam.

[@cjwilson1994]

😂😂

[@Emerald4820]

4:52 Uncle Rock 💀

[@firefly_ace]

4:17 THE KZbin VOICE VS THE IRL VOICE CHSNGE IS CRAZY

[@weird0249]

i remember when me and my sister were little i once told her that she was adopted and the only reason she looked like us was because you could customize the baby at the adoption center

[@ricotheskunk3062]

You’re still in touch with Cody after all these years? 3:27

[@Jaxson-q3d]

I mean he is still in touch with Stephen, Brewer, and his cousin David so it isn’t surprising that he is still in contact with Cody.

[@charlesnewman6468]

I love the story...i may not have lied to chilsren but i one time as a kid lied to an old lady in a funny way. Here it is: So im at my family farm woth my friends and sister, we are up on tje second floor, my sister talking and I playijg a loud viseo game on my game boy. We are having fun until this old lady turns aroujd annoyed and rolls her eyes. I notice her and like nothing she got up and went to the door and said to us thst we were too loud. I mocked her and she before closing the door turned to me and pointed and said: "You whats yoir name?" Me: "I dont have a name!" Old lady: "Yes, you do! What is it? Me quickly replying: "Fine, Michael" And she leaves. My sister and her friends start laughing and im confused amd i naturally ask why amd they told me that indeed there WAS a kid who was at our farm named Michael! So, funny. True atory and pretty funny and i hope that kid did not get into trouble.

[@ianbaillie6378]

My dad was the master of this. A long, long, long time ago, when I was well under ten, he and I were on a long distance car drive from NYC to Maine. At some point in time, I had noticed that there were a lot of semi's hauling flat trailers. Most of them were packed up with lots of materials, like lumber or drywall, but every now and again, I would see one that was just hauling a small bundle of what looked like plastic, in the center of it. So I asked my dad, why some truck carry lots of large objects, but then others are carrying bundles of plastic strapped down in the center. To me, it seemed like they should be carrying way more of it. Without missing a beat, he said "Oh, that plastic is really heavy, and the truck can only carry that much." I went over 40 years of my life before I realized he pulled one on me, because the answer completely satisfied my young brain back then. He passed away before I realized that he got me, so he won that one.

[@ty6uy]

Lying to kids > Brewstew > my dad > my step dad >

[@Thon717]

thats amazing