Brian Regan - All By Myself (4. Pirates & Pilots)

NEW Brian Regan 2011

[@spacelasertech8359]

"Once, I was bobbing in a life boat, when everyone's head exploded--except for mine." "...I walked on the moon."

[@JumpinJAKEFlash]

Brian Regan is hilarious. I wish this was an actual visual stand-up comedy special instead of an album. Regan's body language adds to the humor. Oh well...this is still a hilarious comedy album.

[@pigrickimmy]

"so do you think you are a hero?" :) my smile is so big its hurting my face!

[@halsmgd]

I heard this BEFORE watching Captain Phillips the movie. That might not have been the best idea. At the most serious moment of the film, I'm cracking up in the theater. I'm trying to keep it in because everyone else is stony silent (the only other sound I can hear is old ladies gasping). I'm shaking so much, and then it comes out as this explosive laughter. My wife beside me is mortified, whispering as seriously as she can that I need to knock it off, but she ends up laughing too. I partially blame Tom Hanks for this, really. His overacting set me off. As he's gasping from shock, with the blood of the pirates covering him, he exclaims "What just happened?!!!". That's when I lost it. I think everyone in that movie theater just needs to lighten up. The bad guys are dead. The good guy gets to go home, and he probably will forever tell people "One time I was bobbing in this life boat...when all of a sudden..."

[@sunnieshell]

That's hilarious. I would have too. Fortunately, I heard this AFTER watching the movie. But surely there was one person in the theater who knew why you're laughing 😆

[@SKEC212]

Best comment I've read in a while. Very funny. Made me laugh. I wish I could have been there.

[@johnprice4819]

halsmgd ..that’s the sort of thing that’d happen to me! Thanks for sharing!!

[@englandbengal]

Too good!

[@coachbillturpin]

Awesome!

[@bawhite125]

Thanks for making this available to the public. Brian Regan is always on point--this cd is just as funny as anything he's ever made. "Squish, squish."

[@BrandynG21]

"where were you last night honey? I was out with the boys, we were shooting pool till about four... BBLLAAAAAAAAAAAA BLAA BLLAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! Classic Brian Regan

[@davidmaione2742]

LMAO the end of this part had me pissing myself at work. two co-workers saw me laughing and i had to explain to them that i am listening to a standup comedian lol

[@jodyhughes2694]

Gotta love Navy seals and USS Bainbridge bringing Capt. Phillips home!!

[@BlazingSaddle1]

"i do have a statement that comes directly from the pirates-ahem...ARRRRRGH!" "yes! did you see the footage of that plane coming in??? do you have any idea of how hard that is? keeping the wings level and the nose up?! survivable speed? HERO! A HEROIC HERO HERO! I'M GONNA GET A CAPE!"

[@dneye88]

"Could you imagine a better ending to this story?....Ummm....Landing in Charlotte? With luggage and dry socks???" XD

[@jefferypeplinski3176]

isn't it funny how brian regan does this skit and then there is a movie made about both real life events capt. phillips and sullivan both movies having tom hanks as the main actor

[@Kyle-ht5qg]

I was thinking the same thing!

[@darkersun9838]

Coincidence? I think not!

[@sunnieshell]

Maybe Tom Hanks is a Brian Regan fan... and called his agent when he heard this lol

[@Zinferbuddy]

OH MY GOSH MORE BRIAN REGAN!!! I've been wanting more for so long

[@TWEC21]

They're making that movie now. I don't think I can watch it without thinking of this bit

[@JumpinJAKEFlash]

The last 45 seconds made me laugh so goddamn hard! 😂

[@derbyjr]

That pirate skit had me in tears 🤣

[@SoniaRose71]

ROFLMBO!! Too funny!! Almost peed myself lol!!

[@darcnavyseal]

"...I was bobbing in a life boat, when all of a sudden, everyone's head exploded.....except for mine!" XD

[@chattynatty14]

I listen to his skits on Pandora so much, I've memorized them! "and all of a sudden...there were no pirates..." gotta love him! But I do have to say, Jim Gaffigan is bett- blarghh!!!

[@sunnieshell]

Lol. Pandora's how I first heard of Brian Regan... years ago. He still comes up on the "Raw Comedy Radio" station

[@Titanstubbs12345]

... landing in Charlotte- with luggage and dry socks- squish squish, squish squish squish

[@MarilynMonday]

FAVORIIIIIITE 👐👐👐😂😂😂

[@Boeing734]

ten years ago in 2018 it was the 10th anniversary of sullys landing on the Hudson

[@sunnieshell]

Hard to believe it's already been that long ago

[@AnEndlessCold]

Do you think you're a hero? No... Blllleeeeeeeeeeaagggghhh

[@a.r.mproductions5616]

Well sir I think that is a legit unit tax deduction- BLEH!

[@linn491]

So anyway what I...wa whoa. That's hilarious!!

[@Titanstubbs12345]

Do you think your a hero.... No. Good... then that makes him a HERO! Do you think your a hero... YES! did you see the footage of that landing! ..... Hero!-Sully man

[@Outnumbered001]

"I'ma get a *cape!"*

[@999ReaperIII]

BLLLEAAAAHH ...rah.

[@3tp]

so anyway what i wa...whoah

[@likesc00b59]

25 people disliked this? Foolish beings

[@Titanstubbs12345]

do you wanna play some ping pong? No but that reminds me- once I was bobbing in a life boat when everyones head exploded, exept for mine.

[@clonesergeanthatchet3851]

In the pirate part he talked about Captain Philips then Sully which were made into movies that were starting Tom Hanks in both of them

[@JumpinJAKEFlash]

Clone Sergeant Karnage crazy, eh? Hahaha.

[@clonesergeanthatchet3851]

Yes it is

[@Kittezu]

Except for mine.

[@BoogerDeluxe22]

@4:23 each passenger probably got a couple hundred thousand from that sounds like a decent tradeoff

[@tombernard7483]

He could just call this the "guys played by Tom Hanks" routine.

[@warelite612]

Yes sir I do believe that is a legitemit tax deduction - Blaaaaaaaaaa!!!!! Blaaaa!!! Blaaaa!!!

[@Titanstubbs12345]

Honey have you seen my back scratch-er? no but i-bbbbbllllleeeeeehhhhhh! Kids did you eat all the cookies? well Just one- bbbbllllleeeeeehhhhh did you finish those papers i told you to last night? yes of course boss do you think im... bbbbbbllllllleeeeeehhhhhhh

[@Beekle719]

4:47 he sounds like jim gaffigan

[@eriknelson5866]

+Beekle_4 Correction, Jim Gaffigan sound s like Brian Regan.

[@pastorgoof]

+Erik Nelson (Tape Loader) thanks you for letting me him know

[@ulf021]

First comment again...woo.

[@boba7772]

haha

[@TheXviL]

@kyuvande a pirate... butt pirate!

[@inferno33222]

I'm sorry, but nobody else seems to understand your joke. They all down-voted you.

[@charlamiller3900]

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