Brian Regan Stand-Up

Comedian Brian Regan tells jokes about why he'd never want to be president, his solution to the Israeli-Palestinian conflict and being Kim Jong-un's Facebook friend.
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Brian Regan Stand-Up
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[@krazykid664]

"For those of you living under a stand up comedy rock, Brian basically goes out, and for 90 straight minutes, it sounds like a jet is landing, how hard this guy kills." ~Bill Burr His old material is legendary, don't judge him from this sketch. The true comics comic

[@rizzorizzo2311]

Fuzzy Trtle the Israel Palestine bit was pretty funny.

[@cugamer8862]

Saw him live in Chicago last night. Laughed exactly once, found his comedy contrived, boring and predictable. Can't understand why people think this guy is funny.

[@pyanbredersen1235]

You can judge him by this, because like the rest of his work it's perfect

[@NicoleCzarnecki]

Exactly. Brian Regan + short set = hydroplane being forced to land in a kiddie pool and still maneuvering it.

[@grapepotatos1921]

And the big yellow one is the sun

[@JazzyJonas]

This is all love. I like edgy, dark humor, but Brian crushes it without hurting anyone's feelings. I respect that.

[@rtucker1004]

I told Brian's "Moosen" line to my 4th grade son so many times that he thought it was real. My kid came home from school with "Moosen" written on a paper as the plural for Moose, and didn't understand why he got it wrong. I had to explain to the teacher that it was my fault... and Brian's. Brian Regan is a comical genius. His self defecating sense of humor surpasses the low budget jokes that other comedians try to pull off as art. This was not his best, but I still love his work. Those who appreciate him in whole see the deeper side of this performance.

[@Katya_Lastochka]

I think he would lrefer to go into details and stretch a story out. 4 minutes is just enough to let people see your face again.

[@jpm199]

Dave Joe self defecating works tho hahahaha shitting on yourself

[@hyper762]

I like how he joked about politics *WITHOUT* being biased..

[@SP-qo1so]

Hyper amen.... AMEN. True comic genius

[@whitestonesHandle]

I agree.

[@ethidian3444]

Well technically he does have a political message in here that is most definitely biased. It's just one designed to not be reacted to.

[@darylwright3393]

Because of this, we know he is a Republican.

[@veronicam2942]

It was nice.

[@CalvinHikes]

2:02 That aged about as good as anything in the entire world ever could.

[@mullallylally]

did will ferrel and jim carrey have a kid

[@SolaireGamingPT]

mullallylally LMAO! Right xD ?

[@mullallylally]

Mário Lopes it was the only thing i could think of all the way through this

[@SolaireGamingPT]

mullallylally Same here, dude :)!

[@DatingForRealYoutubeChannel]

LOL, funny comment. :-D

[@DylanCataldo]

he also kinda looks like the couch from Even Stevens

[@Alfred-F-Jones]

Brian Regan is one of my favourite people on the planet. He is able to make literally everything funny and he doesn't need to use any inappropriate references or language. He always manages to make me laugh, no matter what the subject. Peanut butter? Yes. Infinity edged pools? Absolutely. A food processor? Every time. A cardboard box? I discovered that joke five years ago and it still makes me laugh. He's honestly one of the absolute best I've ever encountered.

[@JaneDoe-zr4px]

"the Hatfields & McCoys just peeled out - they can't take the tension" he fucking nailed the mood in this country right now LOL.

[@geekparkingonly2802]

Go look up his older stuff, it's fantastic

[@D3xTRb0y]

GeekParkingOnly right, I came here expecting to turn off the video in tears like always

[@nbbear55]

D3X | Editor I turned it off in tears...of disappointment.

[@348frank348]

yea his older stuff is hilarious. his comedy central special was pretty good too

[@Slickman2006]

Lamb Leg

[@ClayREZify]

I'll never forget this guy. He made me laugh a lot of times. Thank you Mr. Regan!

[@crystalbrooks2684]

I actually thought this was funny. The dad joke was pretty darn good. 👌

[@nbbear55]

Crystal Brooks Considering you say things like Darn and probably Gosh Darn It or Gee Golly, I bet you did enjoy this G rated kids comedy show.

[@98Levithe]

Bearzy55 Says the person with a MLP icon. Hi black pot, meet black kettle.

[@crystalbrooks2684]

Bearzy55 I do prefer clean comedy, but I wouldn't say this is exactly for kids. Close to it maybe, but not exactly.

[@nbbear55]

98Levithe Hello.

[@jangtheconqueror]

Not many kids would understand anything he's talking about in this bit. They would probably understand his other stuff, like peanut butter and jelly or softball

[@Jake21128]

TO EVERYONE WHO IS JUST NOW FINDING OUT ABOUT BRIAN REGAN: He is a Very Funny Guy, don't let this be an example of Him as a Comedian he's a Hilarious Guy

[@OfLegionReal]

Yea I agree with you seeing him live twice was the best thing ever

[@alshammari1991]

BMosesM to be honest I didn't find him funny in here, but if you tell me the name of his best shows i will watch it.

[@Jake21128]

alshammari1991 Brian Regan: I walked on the moon was really Good

[@mancini2468]

Perfect. I think most of these comments have no context, or just haven't followed him thru the years.

[@aaronheidler6466]

honestly i think the response this piece got was exactly what he was looking for. it's part of his new netflix special... i spent the first half thinking "oh god... he's lost it." and the second half laughing my ass off. then i realized... the dad bit in the middle... that dad really tied the room together.

[@Jeraed123456789]

His old stuff is like 10000000% better

[@55k3v1n]

I Walked on the Moon is best!

[@skyboundfpv7493]

Jeraed Hernandez Hey, nice profile pic.

[@donniebrasco7305]

Check out his shows "Epitome of hyperbole" and "I walked on the moon". You won't regret.

[@jonathanlevanthrax3554]

Donnie Brasco I've seen all them.

[@BillBene67]

I walked on the moon is classic..so is his first CD

[@carlbaumeister3439]

I love the moon one, but haven't seen the hyperbole one -- I'll check it out now. Thanks!

[@RyanBanman]

I walked on the moon makes me laugh so hard, everything on my inside wants to be on my outside.

[@grapepotatos1921]

Well is it caroline or caroline? And it’s BriANANANANAYA

[@legoC97]

Go watch this guy's old stuff. He was absolutely hilarious in the early 2000s!

[@Jiff321]

Fuck you

[@nicholasmarc6942]

@@Jiff321 Who hurt you?

[@antitiktokunion3894]

@@Jiff321 ?

[@youllgetnoinfoaboutmytwitt5689]

I love how he's kept the same tone and personality in his comedy after all these years

[@ashleycrabtree4894]

Boots on the ground was killing me

[@mariawildflower]

I Love Brian Regan!!! He's the best. I wish he'd perform more often!

[@ashtoniamelvonious]

I have been watching Brian since I was 8 years old. I have loved Jimmy since preteen hormones kicked in and he was a lil hottie on SNL. I'm going to see Brian Regan live for the first time next year. To see that TWICE, Jimmy had Brian on his show for a quick standup is beautiful. I love these funny, good hearted guys. Some of the best celebrities we've got.

[@spiralstudiosentertainment9549]

One of the best comedians out there

[@kaioo1658]

Brian Regan is a comedic god. One of the greatest comedians of all time

[@MsGrapeNehi]

Twist ending: Turns out the guy being awakened every morning by "Problems, all kinds of problems" was ALL OF US.

[@dannylynch1743]

I've been following this dude for years and he is still hilarious

[@robertyoung5061]

Love Brian!

[@warren52nz]

Love the "Good Dad" bit... LOL 8^D

[@dejaliloquy]

Brian is my all time favorite comedian!

[@beagoodhuman44]

Such peaceful insight

[@juice_tyn2239]

Most underrated comedian 🌟🔥

[@AlainBruno]

This guy is hilarious!!

[@isabel-hq5qu]

Brian Regan is my favorite stand up comedian.

[@andreeaabro]

same❤️

[@jeramycarroll2769]

One of the best!!!!

[@bodhixxx1]

Brian Regan is top notch comedian I love his work

[@smoothcriminal28]

Lmfao. The good dad bit was fucking brilliant! Norm Mcdonald wasn’t lying, this guy is hilarious.

[@Katiedid93]

I love that he's getting recognized finally...

[@lexigeezzy1375]

Lol I love him! I use to watch his stand up a lot. So funny😂😂😂

[@shawntco]

0:50 - "Problems... all kinds of problems..." Brian is a genius for being able to take such a heated topic and spin it in a way that I think everyone regardless of political alignment could actually laugh together with.

[@Utonian21]

That Kim Jung Un joke is so stupid but I love it

[@kreativepulp8760]

Boots on the ground bit... may actually work.😂😂😂😂

[@Zzzinnn]

cmon the boots on the ground bit is golden

[@Utonian21]

One of my favorite comedians!

[@chichochicc]

this is the best impression of Jim Carrey doing an impression of Cint Eastwood I've ever seen!

[@trevorwright8263]

Love regan

[@Splattertube]

Brilliant!

[@Ninja-rp4gx]

Brian regan is one of my favorites

[@mylesmendoza7413]

Jimmy said "Brandon Regan" at the end...... nice lol

[@garymcaleer6112]

Brian always keeps his humor fresh.

[@rmoultonrmoulton145]

First of all, I'm a huge Regan fan. I know so many of his bits off the top of my head. I have to say though, I don't think a 4 minute spot is good for a comedian like him...or most comedians for that matter. So many stand-ups have a lot of substance to their jokes and need time to unravel things as opposed to feeling out a liberal ass crowd while trying to think of the best 2 line jokes that will land w/ them. My favorite comedian of all-time is Bill Burr and I've seen videos where he's got less than 10 mins but it's him doing bits from one of his hour long specials. And the jokes never land the same.

[@YMT916]

R TTT calling us retarded but if you voted for hillary and you are a libtard, you need to go crawl in a hole and stay there

[@Katya_Lastochka]

My thoughts exactly.

[@Katya_Lastochka]

Of Moose & Men Calling other people dumb to make yourself sound smart is... dumb.

[@mikecantreed]

Love Brian Regan bit Probably a mistake to do the international stuff on Fallon. The audience is used to dumb shit.

[@TobleroneCraft]

Just keep shoving boots out. XD

[@Youknowhimasmatt]

Comedy's best kept secret right here. Brian Regan

[@OK-cx8mj]

A good Dad! LOL

[@theomegaconcern9564]

What a brilliant position on politics

[@a.r.mproductions5616]

If sarcasm is banned Brian would be too 😂

[@bbarry5829]

It's funnier that he looks like Jim Carrey impersonating Clint Eastwood

[@pompoms8435]

Love him

[@theivory1]

The Hatfields and McCoy's could'nt handle the tension! What an awesome line.

[@seren4020]

When he said, "A good dad", I was thinking couples therapy. x3

[@bwdrums1]

Love this guy, not even his best material and I'm howling !

[@alexerickson5420]

The good dad would've worked with the US and China when this COVID-19 outbreak started. XD

[@SharifSourour]

Absolutely hysterical!

[@MohnJcIntyre]

absolutely STYMIED

[@GaylordBuzzard]

Funny AND clean. What an accomplishment.

[@gabrielvazquez5491]

the dad going into israel and palestine is quite similar to Louis C K's SNL monologue! He says the same thing lol

[@jrueskixo]

Fuck all these negative comments Brian you got the juice

[@A.C31]

Nah, great comedian, but not this time. Go read comments under his other videos. Never this many disappointments; not even close.

[@Katya_Lastochka]

4 minute sets are great for one liners.

[@VanRocCarMor]

He looks like Clint Eastwood with the voice and mannerism of a 12 year old Jim Carrey.

[@joeterfqdwgvqwgw]

He looks like a werewolf mid transition

[@TheForestFamily]

I loved him when I was a kid!!

[@OfLegionReal]

I saw him twice and loved him

[@kellythomas4599]

Saw him live. He is awesome. If you get the chance go check him out..

[@mes98yng22]

Best stand up comedian right now.

[@nwhuckin7761]

Brian Regan is good stuff

[@melloe]

Love this guy.

[@onecircuit]

Brian Regan rocking the wolverine haircut... nice :)

[@Hyacinth000]

Brian's old stuff is much better. Also saw him live in the 80s

[@anderski01]

He did this set in his new Netflix original, but with better and fresher jokes. Easily 10x better. Definitely worth a watch.

[@KoreaYear]

I've seen him live twice.

[@adarkerlight]

But... you only live once.

[@rogerpatton2242]

Come on, that "problems" part is hysterical.

[@trentonsmith7637]

Brian Regan Is the best

[@peaceandlove544]

His bit on Seinfeld's web series is one of the best episodes.

[@willowrainn2642]

Me: I'm gonna go to the hospital Also me: *circles around parking lot for hours* Also me: I CAN'T FIND NO PARKING SPACES!!!! RANDOM GUY: *pulls out of parking space to let me in that spot* Me: waves to RANDOM GUY to say thank you Also me: looks at empty parking space and drives right past it* I'm sorry this was so random

[@vinnyjr79]

Absolutely hilarious. Brian is a comedic legend. He has been writing brilliant comedy for decades and doesn’t need/use profanity and F-bombs to get by. Just Brilliant.

[@mattman2815]

Fallon- "oh man my stomach hurts" yea ok

[@fandude7]

The best.

[@megatardx]

yes!

[@nutcracke16]

i love how he gets possessed by jack nicholson every once in a while

[@staff97]

Norm bought me here

[@shaligramsah1774]

Jack nicholson with wolverine hair. Yep totally this guy

[@REPLICAWOLF]

he sounds like a live action family guy joke

[@FretMillen10]

Brian Regan has that sarcastic, hipster, cool guy, swag down.... and its hilarious

[@ashtraysonsundays4274]

They've tried violence that hasn't worked...nothins worked. Thats funny

[@claudiucornea7415]

The king of clean comedy.

[@erikmfoss9042]

I can totally se Brian Reagan hearing someone saying "It's impossible to talk about politics these days without alienating a bunch of people" and thinking, "challenge accepted!" with a satisfied smirk.

[@justinbauk1026]

GOAT (clean category)

[@ludmillaroman]

can anyone find out if that's Brian Regan at the end of the Intellivision Burger Time Commercial from 1982 at the end in a hot dog costume saying, "We are closed now." The guy in the ad makes a Brian Regan face and is about the right age back then for a young Regan.

[@tiaarns]

wow. that was tough.

[@beastzoro9839]

i was like what only 810 views ? then i realised it is a new video lol

[@eabdgb554]

how have the past 2 years been treating you?

[@johngavin1175]

Found him through Sirius Xm comedy radio. He is funny.

[@MKGamingByMunish]

He moves like George Bush hahahahaha

[@Jamaa_Flani_mzii]

How is he related to Dennis Regan and why does thier speech sound so similar, I thought of Dennis Regan the whole time I was watching this.

[@GoodJuju.8D]

Brothers, both comedically gifted.

[@aesthete18]

Just go watch his special I Walked on the Moon. Maybe these are niche jokes not meant for mainstream audience but seriously that special is my favourite of all time.