Brian Regan Talks About the Weirdest Intros He’s Ever Gotten - You Up w/ Nikki Glaser

Nikki bonds with Brian Regan over the bus trips, comedy condos and less-than-ideal circumstances they had to endure when they were starting out.
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[@1halnass]

Brian Regan is one of the funniest people on our planet!

[@brandonwatsonmedia]

Brian Regan is a National Treasure.

[@AndurilNarsil1]

Brian's so genuinely funny.. I can actually picture that grandma saying that 😂...

[@b.valentine5283]

Hes always been one of my favorites!

[@melloe]

I saw Brian Regan perform at Radio City! Great stuff.

[@marlinweekley51]

“Comedians on Greyhounds getting material” 😆 Brian is by far the funniest stand up ever. Go out of your way to see him.😀😊

[@SSanf]

You are supposed to say, "Oh, what a precious little angel". That always works.

[@superman8109]

Brian Regan is top tier.

[@myhiddennewsreport7238]

Brian is da best 🤣

[@patocamarada]

Brian Regan is the big dog in the room who is so respectful of his fellow comedians, pausing to listen, sincerely respond, and averting his eyes from Nikki out of respect (had to be hard). He's a good dude!

[@chriswalker7895]

It's not hard to avert your gaze when the thing you may gaze upon is not worth gazing. She's repellent, voice, face.

[@patocamarada]

She's funnier than me! Probably you, too. No? Prove it. She's more attractive than me. Probably you too. No? Prove it. Her voice is annoying. You can have that.

[@IDAHOJAKE]

I saw him or tried to and walked out when he came to Boise few weeks ago. It wasnt funny at all. Hes a hood guy but too many mormons there and wasnt funny

[@stereotypea123]

@@chriswalker7895 don't flatter yourself

[@chriswalker7895]

@@stereotypea123 why not?

[@HengHuiMei]

A picture of a puppy gets me every time tho

[@djinsect]

I go through life wishing every person I meet shows me pictures of their dogs.

[@johnrotuno1077]

No offense to any human babies that may be reading this but i MUCH prefer puppies and kittens.

[@evj808]

I just wanna say something and have Nikki Glaser say she “LOVES” it.

[@AFishBicycle]

Brian Regan is the GOAT of clean comedy

[@calsheridan8961]

He's the GOAT of any comedy. Takes more effort to be clean than dirty!!

[@Miblive]

I love Brian Regan but I´m old school and back then my favorite clean comedian was Sinbad.

[@cheezer57]

I saw him twice live..The first time I thought they'd have to carry me out on a stretcher for lack of oxygen from laughter...My son can imitate, and repeat all of his funniest stuff word for word..I created a monster by introducing him to Brian.

[@sowhat3459]

Nikki looks good in glasses.

[@Blake_.Dryden]

If someone shows me a picture of a baby I say, "It's got all the face parts, that's good."

[@alo6638]

I love Brian Regan.

[@KaninTuzi]

7:16 “He was just being playful” how very Brian Regan

[@timothybradek3560]

I'm now sorry for not having followed you so much earlier on , because brother... you are one funny guy and Brian.. for that sir, I thank you! Keep being down to earth.. keep being yourself. I love that 2" forhead hair!!!

[@dugfriendly]

Regan is the real deal.

[@ch3xmix]

There is something both so wholesome and utterly filthy about Nikki Glaser. Big fan

[@dnmcfall]

She's adorable!! 💯

[@pattystomper1]

This was the inspiration for the theme song of Good Times. ♫ Keeping your head above water... Good Times! ♫

[@jermar1979]

Love him!

[@kilo5869]

1:35 when u have hotel coffee

[@paulfogartysongs]

at baby photos I'm like: "Is that the right way up?"

[@gpittel]

Brian Regan is top 10 of the GOATS🤘

[@MyBeatrsRyrHeatrs]

Im learning to play the harmonica. Any tips?

[@graybeard4962]

Where are the full videos?

[@bobburns1391]

Love your glasses nik

[@brooksosgood865]

Nikki is rocking those glasses.

[@trippydrifter4674]

If you dont want people to show you baby picrures just go "oh fuck yeah" in a creepy way when looking at them and you will never have that problem again

[@abrown4green]

He is a comedic great

[@TracedaBassman]

"Where is Fifi applying for college? We are already looking for references for Tanner."

[@kronk358]

Man. The eye contact in this is AWKWARD!

[@mtaylor7307]

Regan has told unfunny stories and I still laughed...genuinely.

[@harrypoly1471]

She “loves” everything.

[@civpala]

Funny interview, it popped up in a search for "Brian Regan". :-) So, here is my list of 10 unorthodox answers of how to respond when someone proudly shows you the picture of his/her infant (I have two kids, so I can easily joke about it, have been on both sides many times…): 1. Barely glancing at the picture: “That’s okay. I can believe that you have a baby, even if you don’t prove it with a picture.” - pause - “I always considered you trustworthy.” 2. “Is that a beard?” 3. “OMG, so fragile…” - pause - “It would be tragic if something happened to her, don’t you agree?” 4. Looking at the picture very closely with a thorough look, than at the guy (father), than at the picture again, than at the guy with examining eyes, and a few times repeating this back and forth. Then, leaning closely to the proud father, whispering: “Ever thought about asking for a DNA test?…” 5. “But she will be entitled to forced share after you, are you aware?” 6. “Wow, so cute, gotta show it to my wife…” - then take your mobile and take a close-up picture of the baby’s picture on the other mobile, then give it back. 7. To a Dad: “Yeah… that’s why I always have a condom with me.” 8. To a Mom: “Yeah… that’s why also women should always carry a condom, just in case.” 9. After looking at the picture when giving it back, confidentially asking from a father: “So, have ever you tried… you know what…” “???” “You know it… I am sure you do..” “No…” “C’mon, all guys think about it…” “No, what is it?” “You know… c’mon…” “No, no clue…” “You know… tasting your wife’s milk?...” 10. And the ultimate 2020 response, with raised eyebrows when giving back the picture: “No mask?” Cheers from Europe! :-)

[@My-Pal-Hal]

Yeah. I think Bill Burr already burned the Kids vs Dog argument 😂 ... kids need a Leash Law, as do the parents

[@JoshWax]

I will NEVER complain about someone showing me a picture of their dog

[@stevenwatson7668]

Looking into the nursery when my first child was born in the hospital reminded me of looking at old homeless men in Los Angeles.

[@fadew55]

My first real gig ever, with like 60 person crowd, there was no host that night. And 4 minutes b4 I go up one of the coordinators of the event tells me I need to introduce the next guy. Who I had never met or seen. He tells me his name and that he hosts or puts on a comedy show some other place and by the end of my set I was just like "uhh so our next guy up is Ox something I forget. (Everyone laughs) aaand he hosts a comedy club or something somewhere I am so sorry man I forgot. But look him up everybody (More laughs than I'd gotten through my whole set). I realized then honesty is key on stage

[@ivangotyokes]

Nobody cares

[@thejuniorseas7683]

I do think that is key to comedy/ being a comedian. Just be yourself.

[@sumo8279]

I've never met a dog I didn't like. Wish I could say that for my fellow humans.

[@Kate98755]

i did that when i was on bedrest with twins, i just knew some day i would be wishing i could lay down,

[@MrYoubrian]

When I found out my son was being born I used up all of the extra drugs we had laying around..... Got them pout of the house...... the car..... the shed............ the big oak tree.

[@Sonofgrievous]

I've never seen Nikki's standup but I really enjoy her on air.

[@bobburns1391]

T R me too 👏🏼👏🏼

[@Al3xCarbajal]

Do yourself a favor. DON’T check out her stand-up. Just keep enjoying her on the air.

[@Calebstreich]

13:54 Lifehack: Health & Happiness.

[@fillup40]

I love Nikki.

[@walterwilliams4803]

I remember looking at my son’s sonogram and thinking he looked like me, I mean as far as penis size goes.

[@romademartini4693]

I don't wanna see any pictures of people's family either👏

[@paw9213]

Funniest man alive since Norm died. Louis ck is up there too.

[@MarkLawrenceKiefer]

best new baby comment, "So it might be yours..."

[@thejuniorseas7683]

Me: Oh! You kept it!

[@kiadel7502]

Loudermilk please!

[@thunder1827]

When I'm shown a picture of a newborn baby, I like to ask what year model it is.

[@nativelatinosfooktrump5348]

Smurf yeah

[@Hatingmeisconforming]

Hell yeah! Chad Zumock showed up in this. that dudes sets are hilarious.

[@charmerci]

Geez, people are still taking several day trips across the States on Greyhound. They even will miss a connection and have to spend another entire day longer.

[@spencerhiggi3263]

It’s a cup…with dirt in it…

[@Realmikesambo]

Don Henley is pretty funny. Had no idea.

[@jillmaywcbd]

When someone shows me a pic of their baby ..... "Hot, are they seeing anybody?".

[@jillmaywcbd]

Or say ... "Cuuuute, what kinda dog is that?" "Is it a pug??"

[@SelfTaughtArtist1]

Remember sympathy? Remember when we felt for other people…haha…fucking hilarious.

[@joshsteele5701]

How do these people have jobs? Brian Regan must have so many good stories and they just talk about themselves.

[@mistaleesreversespeech7728]

Fuckin A Seriously! Glazer.. can you TALK MORE.. ?

[@stereotypea123]

It's called a conversation.

[@stereotypea123]

@@mistaleesreversespeech7728 yeah it's almost like she's....the host of the show.

[@mistaleesreversespeech7728]

almost , except- talks too much and tells boring stories about things we dont care about.. @@stereotypea123

[@RW-ob4en]

Let’s not be dissing on the canines! 😮

[@odeltrebor]

If someone shows you a picture of their baby you just call it "precious" and move on.

[@alexdefatte5202]

Brian's awesome, they're so boring

[@kinsmed]

I'm here for Brian Regan, but how about Nikki? She hasn't allowed anything to rupture her childlike wonder. That makes her valuable everywhere.

[@quinnparker6111]

Brian Regan swallows his coffee like fig newtons.

[@stephenfrank2397]

I love how brian tells an elaborate story about over hearing a confession on an overnight bus trip, and nikki's only comparable story was about losing her phone on a 12 hour cross country flight. I literally spent 4 days on greyhound buses and in terminals going from Jacksonville FL, to Phoenix AZ. I also hitchhiked, just saying nikki's lost phone story doesnt compare.

[@waterforest47]

First time Nikki has ever looked kind of hot before to me. She has got this hippie librarian vibe going on here.

[@walterwilliams4803]

Brain just looks so different as he gets older

[@walterwilliams4803]

geezusispan well Brian and mickey rourke win an achievement prize in this. LOL

[@walterwilliams4803]

geezusispan first off I never said Brian looked bad just different. I understand aging very well. I am no young buck myself. And some woman age very well by the way . I’ve been a fan of brains since the early 90’s I don’t expect him to look like he did 30 years ago but I was jarred that I hardly recognized him on Seinfeld’s comedians and coffee show. And let’s be honest he can trim those eyebrows, I do. Maybe he thinks it helps his silly/dumb-guy face part of his routine but he looks more like a henchman man from an old Hammer horror film.

[@walterwilliams4803]

geezusispan he’s a great comedian and I am glad he’s getting some new recognition by the way.

[@robert-maxbob]

Like the glasses. Tank top works well, good look. Picture perfect. But ease up on the forced smile, does not look quite natural.

[@susandavis5201]

Do you know what is really boring? Hearing people talk about their children. I feel like I'm at work. 2 minutes of that... Next!

[@seanthompson3163]

Chad Zumock? nah, Bad Zumock

[@ZacDiboll]

Poor man Micheal Cera is a lil annoying

[@bobburns1391]

Zac D_ dude lmao

[@andyallwood]

I need to know the weight and the girth...OK bye...

[@thejuniorseas7683]

Yeah, I have 10 boxes..no, I'm another guy!

[@thinkboutit]

10 boxen

[@ThunderPants13]

10. 10 what? Uhhhh.......girth units.

[@HereIsWisdom1318]

They're brown. And im sure they'd fit on a dolley!

[@BryonLape]

Nikki is 5'11"...nice...

[@nativelatinosfooktrump5348]

😎Put protection on enjoy your 20s and 30s no accidents babies

[@harryassenback2860]

Lol, fuck Trump but here’s a profile pic of a guy who has the words “ Brown power “ on his chest. Hypocrite much. You’re just another scum bag. Fuck native Latinos!

[@infinite-sadness]

@@harryassenback2860 nigga you mad?

[@infinite-sadness]

@Hotwings andbeer lol

[@ThunderPants13]

Loogadat baby! He's babyin it up! All wrinkly and crinkly...........God love 'im!

[@GeneBurnett]

Comedy is so subjective. I'm a huge comedy fan. I watch tons of it. There are many comedians I just love. I drove with a friend from Southern Oregon down to San Jose just to watch Norm Macdonald do two shows back-to-back. I like Brian Regan as a person, I've even seen him "live", but he very very rarely makes me laugh. Not the way Norm does, or Bill Burr, or Doug Stanhope, or Bill Hicks, or Franklyn Ajaye, or Carlin, or Pryor, or Maria Bamford, or Seinfeld, or Patrice...Same with Kevin Hart. I like him. He just doesn't make me laugh.

[@ivangotyokes]

Cool story bro. TLDR.

[@michelleadams5609]

you have a comedy legend, a man among boys and...this is the best that you can come up with to talk about? He just looks so bored. Female comedians, like Nikki Glaser, remind me of every dim-witted supervisor I ever had who was always promoted while they gave me all the work. Lol

[@kargenlewis837]

who the hell is nikki bonds?

[@michaelpsihogios9830]

I thought that was Jessica darling

[@lynnturman8157]

No. It's Nikki, sweetheart

[@harrypoly1471]

Title should read; “Brian Regan carry’s interview for 3 boring people.”

[@GOODINDAWOODS]

Yah , I don't like Nikki Glaser, not sure why.

[@LordsofMedia]

Brian Regan and some lickspittles.

[@adamdennis2936]

This is weird, but I love this guy. Brian Regan makes me shit my pants. For real!

[@krrrruptidsoless]

Baby pictures, I need to take a picture of my rototiller just in case I ever get showed a picture of a baby Did that chick say the smallest commie Club she's ever been to...🤷

[@adamdennis2936]

Don't judge this comedian by this "accompaniment"

[@simonsays525]

Damn, Brian looks old.

[@ZacharyGalloway]

Hate the im gonna have kids to feel like an adult thing.. Thank you 13 and pregnant. Life goals

[@douglaskalberg8899]

I prefer people showing photos of their dogs before their babies any time.

[@billybrooks1]

BR looking old. Maybe they shouldn't put him in the same frame as the young chick

[@LaurenThompsonIsMyRealName]

Really? Is being old that horrible of a thing? Wow.

[@tuttyputful]

I think he is an absolute class act and hilarious. Youth is way over rated.

[@riddlescom]

They dont like dogs. I'm not cute.

[@Milkmans_Son]

Sorry, but the ugliest Golden Retriever puppy is cuter than the most adorable baby that ever lived.

[@aries3479]

Im having my first baby in 3 months and I still found this conversation boring. My first chance to listen to Nikki and probably my last

[@Gr8Layks]

Brian is interesting. The other people are not.

[@mcmuffin7612]

I can't tell if Nikki Glaser is hot or not.

[@michaelschwartz4306]

Whoever that girl is......she's terrible.

[@evansprankle8058]

Brian Regan is a sloth.

[@angelosantiago6155]

Oh come on!! People are different, there's people that love their dogs very much like as they're humans!! It seems ridiculous for others but for them somtimes is all they have !! I seen dogs that live better than people!! Lol

[@julesbower762]

i really don't like her, ill pass