Swapping the Most Embarrassing Moments Ever - You Up w/ Nikki Glaser

Nikki and her guests share deeply embarrassing stories and take calls to hear listeners tell theirs. (Contains strong language.)
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[@CorneliusCody]

I walked into a room in high school and said, “why do you all look like someone died?” The reason: someone died. Lesson learned.

[@ninetiesgirlkatie]

Working away with a group of male colleague we had some beers and it was my round. One came up to the bar with me and as we were waiting for the order he said ‘I love you’. Totally out of the blue. I was quite shocked, but we are friends and I’ve known him for a while so tried to play it off and said oh I love you too, I love working with you you’re just great! I do love you too! And gave him a big hug. He looked quite startled and there was an awkward hanging silence and I felt something was wrong. Turns out he said ‘I love beer.’ I LOVE BEER I still feel like I want to die thinking about it

[@strat6258]

the story @ 7:50 reminds of this classic joke............ a boy is walking down the hallway of his house when he hears screaming coming from his parents bedroom. he opens the door and there's his father dressed only in chaps, his mom dressed in a cheerleader outfit with nothing on underneath and they are going at it.... he shouts, "DADDY, WHAT"S GOING ON?!!!" the dad laughs and says "just go to bed son, i'll talk to you in 20 minutes" 20 minutes later the father is walking down the hall and hears screaming coming from his kid's bedroom. he opens the door and sees his son furiously banging his grandmother... he says, "BILLY, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?" kid looks up and says, "it's not so funny when it's your mother, is it"

[@theoneleggedchef]

In 1986...every elementary school kid was watching live the challenger launch...teacher in space, pre-recorded sound bite from her...launch...uh diddnt turn out right....lots of little kids crying. Myself included.

[@cajunpipesmoker1519]

I walked in on my parents once, in the middle of the night (I thought I was going to the bathroom). I quickly retreated to the actual bathroom. When I came out my dad was waiting for me. He sat me down, opened his bible and read scripture to me about how sinful I was for walking in on them! It was so uncomfortable!!!!

[@petepistachio8229]

What part of the Bible is that in???

[@michaelamarie4288]

🤦

[@masonart4950]

@@petepistachio8229 must've been the part about Noah.

[@tony6795]

hahahaha, sorry man, that's horrible!

[@cajunpipesmoker1519]

@@tony6795 …a nightmare!!! LOL!!!

[@bennyblanco4054]

I call my English teacher mom... lol. He said 4th grade... I was a junior in HS.. LMAO

[@morganl4445]

I accidentally called my teacher mom once in 3rd grade. Mommy is so much worse 😂

[@richardtroullier487]

It was 1976 and my church had a spring fair. There was another kid there whom i made friends with while roaming the church grounds.we kinda got split up for a while when i saw this other kid a little younger than we were. He had some sort of eye disease that made his eyes poke out from their sockets. I went running to find my new found friend(laughing hysterically of course) to tell him about this kid with the funny looking eyes. When i found my friend, i drugg him over (under cover) and pointed to that kid and said" OMG! Look at that kids eyes! When my friend turned to me, in a very hurt voice........." aw man.........that's my baby brother! My parents, still to this day, don't know why I was crying for three days straight! From that day forward i never talk about other people! ......PERIOD! Absolutely the most embarrassing moment of my life but a lesson learned.

[@SteinGauslaaStrindhaug]

1:29 i called my friend "dad" by accident once, that was awkward. Though admittedly he was being very childish and annoying in the same way that dad often was, so I just said "stop it, dad" on reflex.

[@MaartenOosterbaan]

As they say. Never ever ever leave a papertrail from something you don’t want to be used against you!

[@AceandDuce]

I'm loving these videos, pretty much the only reason I'd use sirius radio. Also... first.

[@dahalofreeek]

I had it in a rental car when I visited the states. The music selection seemed really cool... in a universe where the streaming services don't exist.

[@giodarsa]

Nikki always so funny and interesting

[@TheXLNTMarc]

OMG that's nothing I woke up totally naked locked out from my hotel room in Reykjavik Iceland

[@iikhalaii8784]

I've called my teacher mommy and it was horrifying because she didn't answer me and I forgot her name so then I was just standing in front of everyone frozen. I was in high school and it was a teacher I didn't even like.

damn bro 1st grade for me, you doin it in HS ninja?????!?

[@iikhalaii8784]

It was so bad, she looked at me and I forgot her name and then I had to walk of shame back to my desk.

[@MrJonsonville5]

Bilbo Baggins's boofed barf behemoth begrudgingly beheaded Balthazar's brawny biscuit brigade below barnacled bumper barbeques.

[@harpodjangorose9696]

I did that with my math teacher in Jr. High. What's even worse is that she was going down on me at the time.

[@calmingcomfort]

After my friend got out of a 6 year long relationship, she started talking to guys on dating apps & this one dude sent her an unsolicited dick pic from the bathroom of a restaurant he was at. Since i was with her when she got it, she showed it to me & we talked about his strange choice of angles? and it turns out she had accidentally taken a VOICE MEMO of the ENTIRE conversation (literally 90 seconds) AND SENT IT TO HIM. I crie evertim

[@JP-nh6zc]

Tony in Montana called in and all I could think was "Say hello to my little friend!"

[@D_SQ]

Someone said NIkki Blazer's voice is stereotypical for some girls who are a certain way from somewhere in America. I don't remember what they said specifically but it was convincing and disparaging. I don't know. I couldn't disagree more. I could listen to her for extensive periods of time without a complaint. She's great.

[@Clem_Kadidlehopper]

Well shes Kommifornia so...

[@momo2cool4skool]

I made that mom and dad slip to my teachers all the time.. it’s very common

[@peterstead2622]

I love the way Nikki pronounces “excerpt” with a hard “p”

[@LemonNation]

Well I just so happen to have a hard P that you're gonna love.

[@johnsnapp9624]

I threw up in 5th grade, during the pledge of allegiance. Also it was on the girl I had a crush on..

[@gptsiteuser]

yor a very bizarre and sick man

[@anonymousstrangeness7348]

Dude!! --That's fucking awesome!!! 😂

[@adamsinger123]

@9:54 oh NO/yeahhh, sending a text you immediately regret/are horrified by… Awww. I have a few relationships which were irreparably damaged by texting-misunderstandings. (Always❗️have phone-chats. If there is any possibility of… just, talk on the phone. Texting is deadly sometimes 😕)

[@nardinit]

People think you're a weirdo if you try and call these days. IF they pick up they usually answer with "why would you call me?" in a weirded out tone.

[@themango8]

I remember accidentally calling my second grade teacher dad.

[@Elkarus]

Daddy would be funnier

[@SOMETHING6223]

at the 22:00 min mark i realize Nikki and I were separated at birth.. preach!!

[@shafali1972]

Oh damn! I feel the exact same way.

[@ummmidunno8308]

I think they all need therapy.... Group, separately, ETS, Family therapy, and of course on site psychiatric hospital! Love, Mommy

[@nealduran3013]

Walking innon my cousin while she's using the bathroom, sense that day I have always knocked twice on a door, bathroom or not

[@danielyang8573]

how 'bout when you're talking to someone you kind of like and a bit of spittle jumps from your mouth onto their face?

[@christopherchesler5717]

5:05 more sad then old Yeller dying WTF

[@lbjohnnyjohn]

Cringe moment. I had a solo singing part from "We Are The World" (Willy Nelson's part). If that isn't bad enough it was elementary school. To top it off i forgot the words while singing them. That ended my singing career before it started.

[@matthewreed2614]

Nikki Glaser is doing Gods work

[@marks3478]

How about being surrounded by the hottest girls in high school (Pom Poms).I was showing them how to do a standing back flip and farted just as I landed!!! Happened to me!! My face got red as a tomato!

[@dougthemoleman]

I think if he wanted to kill 'em all, mommy's the last thing he'd want to bring attention to.

[@Straggler8]

My friend in middle school was sitting with one nice looking girl (we were a bit naughty together so teacher separated us from desk and he ended sitting with her as a "punishment"), however she was smoking cigarettes all the time and apparently her breath was not as nice as her looks. My friend wanted to send me a text: "Jesus, Mary's breath smells like shit", and instead of me he sent it to her (I'm Mati so I was right above in his phone). The worst part was the fact that she actually made a drama about it and kinda shot herself in a foot...

[@CusPedro]

I made someone else feel embarrassed. I was with friends and family hanging out and we were drinking in a bar and we was playing a game where everyone closed their eyes and I kissed my cousin's wife. She thought that my (girl) cousin's husband kissed her. He was sooooo drunk that he thought he did as well. He was so embarrassed and till this day they kept it all a secret. If only they knew what really happened 😁

[@amyshinshiro]

My brother was asked by our neighbor to walk over and check on their son. They were on vacation and he wasn’t answering his phone. My brother found him dead from an overdose. So then I get home and my brother tells me what happened. I walk outside to call my boyfriend and as I walk back into the house I’m laughing thinking I’m so funny, I yell “WAS HE NAKED?”.. Yea the cops were all in our living room getting brother’s statement

[@brandonwilliams9597]

My house was where my fiends would come drink before we was legally able to. This one guy would only drink a beer or two and after he crashed he would get up and piss on my moms plants or one time in the bathroom sink. My dad caught him one night and was so horrified that this guy pissed in his living room. Also for my birthday I had maybe 15 people drinking at my place and this guy got up on the middle of the night and pissed all over this other guy. After a bit he woke up and got into my parents bed where I was sleeping and said Brandon why am I wet.

[@xXPsyanideXx]

first game of 6th grade basketball I got put in after the the half. I didn't know the sides switched so I scored a basket for the opposing team. I wanted to kill myself.

[@lilbuddahman6799]

xXPsyanideXx the sides don’t switch lol

[@brianh6773]

@@lilbuddahman6799 you switch baskets is what they meant by sides so yes they do switch. Clearly you know nothing about basketball lol.

[@lotuseatersbreakfast1450]

Once I was at an Irish Parade in Dallas and I was waiting in line at a nearby bar inside the bathroom for a stall, and she couldn't hold it anymore and pissed all over the floor, soaking all our shoes and pants legs. Other than that, I have never heard of a girl sleepwalking, on ambien, or drunk pissing in any other part of a house or hotel room than the toilet. Is this just purely a guy thing because they can stand up? Girls, do you have any stories about girls doing this? I'd love to hear them.

[@sleddy01]

All I see is this guy picking his beard. :o(

[@nicecronic7625]

I was walking round school with a few mates we went inside I casually farted... and shit my self 👍🏻

[@MetalFreak187]

i once had a breakup happen,over MSN, i ended up pasting the conversation to a friend of mine instead of explaining what was happening, ended up pasting it straight into the chat with her and she stopped typing and was like what the fuck. i had to try explain why but it was like holy shit my heart was pounding in my chest not even from breaking up, such cringe.

[@makatron]

I always pictured her to be loud

[@OldRaver]

Isaac Alonzo - yeah, no surprise there 😂😂😂

[@Anson120]

When I had my W teeth removed I got a huge bottle of oxy. I guess the procedure was pretty intense. Then a doc gave me more in highschool from 4 bulging discs even up until 4 mo ago. Yeah, I never need to have sex or love annyone. The replacement was complete.

[@TheGreatBambi]

That's sad

[@michaelhart7282]

Lemme know when the script runs out and you are withdrawling

[@user-ht3sc3sz7h]

I'm a dude. My ex girlfriend called ME 'mom' like a couple times...

[@josiahrickens801]

09-11-01 was my 25th bday my full bday is 09-11-76

[@jenl5992]

who is the guy sitting next to Nikki? Mike who?

[@momo2cool4skool]

Jen Jen mike Baldwin

[@tokiwartooth8229]

Man this comment section is /r/inceltears material

[@nickgavis0305]

Wow you thought you heard someone say something and said what? how embarrassing lol wtf

[@bluehorseshoe444]

When you see Nikki without makeup and a spray tan, you understand why she's single

[@ОльгаВанюшкина-э1ш]

Why?

[@nickgavis0305]

Lmao after they came back from the first break she was looking ruff

[@JSGuitar80]

By far my most embarrassing moment: When I was in tenth grade I was having sex with my girlfriend while I was sick. She got on top and started to ride me. She hit me just right and I ended up shitting on the bed. I told her to "go play with the cats" while I ran to clean the sheet. She was cool about it--she went to "play with the cats". Somehow we still dated.

[@leonard8766]

I’ve done it too nothing that crazy man 😜

[@ashleywithers1124]

So I just went through a breakup with a guy who lives in the neighborhood next to mine. We hadn't seen eachother in a few days and he asked if he could come get his stuff. I had just gotten back from Puerto Rico and wasn't really ready to see him so I lied and said I was still in PR. I then walked to the store. Who drives by? My ex. I was on the phone and he slowed his jeep down and put his hands in the air, as to say "WTF?!" and I just kept walking.

[@valhalla1240]

I once was ridiculed for my moaning during sex by my neighbours that I heard through the wall... And another time I'd convinced a hot guy to do me underneath an open window, so my neighbours couldn't see me, but hear me and I just heard one woman audibly say "you gotta be fucking kidding me!"

[@arlenmargolin1650]

Michael Baldwin now there's a name that's familiar there's a comic who works in Philadelphia called the legendary wid and his real name is Michael Baldwin but I think he stole the MC at The comedy store downtown Philly is it

[@nojamhunter5137]

Wow

[@mopnem]

The guy in the red must be kinda insecure cause he didn’t use any real embarrassing stories, was try hard to seem kinda cool

[@charlesbennington9951]

WTF IS WITH THE FUGLY BLUE AND WHITE SHIRT ?

[@MidwestDankAlumni]

I was a freshman, in history class.

[@jimmyheebs6721]

conspire this how come it was broadcasted to the children, at prompt !!! To have public schooling see this collectivly we were all gullable to terrorism!

[@cojac24420]

try calling your long term girlfriend mom cringeeeeeee

[@sagebrooks6907]

I accidentally sent sexually explicit messages to my pop via text message thinking I was texting my ex-boyfriend that was fucked up it came with pictures and everything

[@wojomojo]

Nikki is so pale here and then on Conan(?) recently she was orange. What gives?

[@sthrncnft]

Wolfe, have you seen Porky's? kzbin.info/www/bejne/r2WtomZ9ZZtspdk Lol

[@krireshin]

Nikki, you crack me up but please, please brush your damn hair!

[@HaleG9]

Quite interesting that it is only men who report about embarassing moments. Seems like a men's show led by a lost woman.

[@IzellahImre]

Why is Nikki just a more funny more successful more interesting tana mongoose???

[@michaelmonkii679]

V.

[@LadySpace_888]

God, these co-hosts are lame.

[@ZPLS18]

Let me guess.... Shes gonna talk about sex.

[@valhalla1240]

Let me guess... every male comic ever is gonna talk about: 1. drugs 2. their balls 3. how much they hate their wifes nagging them.

[@ZPLS18]

@@valhalla1240 Well you added on a few which increases your chance of being right so I mean sure, all male comics will speak of one of those topics...

[@joech1065]

@@valhalla1240 I don't remember the last time I heard a male comic talking about their balls or their wife nagging them. That being said, I like Nikki openly talking about sex and see no problem in that.

[@brianh6773]

Are you insecure listening to other people talking about adult things?

[@Anson120]

Drugs are the new sex.@@valhalla1240

[@misterl0gic]

Ann Coulter and Betas. I see why this is on radio and not on TV.

[@Chrsdxn]

Didn’t watch the video but I’m guessing she says “my vagina” at least 30 times.

[@JimmyTurner]

I'm guessing the same

[@JimmyTurner]

She's talking about her bleeding vagina.

[@Chrsdxn]

Real quick... never said she wasn’t funny or that male comedians don’t make dick jokes all the time, so I wanna address those issues before I’m attacked by the KZbin police. Carry on.

[@valhalla1240]

Today I watched an Ari-Shaffir-bit and I realised, male comedians are never labeled sex-comedians. Only female comedians are... For men it's just "normal stuff" and for women it's "their thing"

[@Chrsdxn]

Valhalla I’m not sure they’re labeled sex comedians as much as they kinda market themselves that way, Nikki and Amy Schumer for example. I’m not denying she’s funny. Unfortunately, women are “newer” on the scene than men. There’s a show about it called The Marvelous Mrs. Mavel or something like that about this topic. I think people expect it from men, but in my opinion dick jokes are usually hacky and lazy. There’s plenty of women who are known for shock comedy, political comedy, social satire and commentary and insult comedy.

[@toddtempleton9321]

34 years old with about 1 million miles on her . I bet there is rust under the carpet

[@97warlock]

well shes under 40 so theres probably no carpet,probably

[@conradclaassen1214]

@Patrick Diprimo *than

[@MS-wl6ih]

Not funny.

[@maxehrmann4985]

You Up with Nikki, and the others who carry the show. Self obsessed much? Jesus, she is hard to take.

[@brianh6773]

Then don't watch you sad little troll.